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injections, i'm here with sunny johnson. happy birthday early. >> she picks up more trash than a sanitation worker on boxing day, it's joanne. >> well, he's work ford stuff in maxim, dan bow scout, media editor in chief. >> and we told them this was beu dobbs show and he bought it. it's legendary lawyer and harvard law professor allen durshswitz. >> we will talk about your book, terror tunnels. the lead, that's the first story. >> all right. the court invert banning visual recording. a ruling that the law violated free speech.

it's another victory for perverts. the court rules that photography like paintings and book is inherently expressive with the judge noting the camera is the essentially the photographs pen and paintbrush. the appeal came interest ronald thompson who was charged with improper photography after taking under water pictukctures kids at a water park. he argued it could put the harmless in jail. >> the court agreed. that was complicated. what should you do if someone is filming you? it you? >> serves you right, poor . >> serves you report.

poor animal. professor, you have worked on cases like these. you can call everything art at this point, right. >> i've produced a lotlr of victories for pefberirverts. i've represented porn oographer and actors. as it mazing that this is a conservative court in texas that does this. today some of the best defenders of free speech come from the independent libb eertarian side. so think this is the right ruling. i think it was based largely on how general the statute is. if they had a narrow specific statute saying that a camera can't be pointed at a woman's skirt if she's not willingly agreeing to that. i think that would be upheld arizona constitutias

constitutional. >> so you're saying it's too broad. now you're out of the courtroom and you're with your grandkids. there's some dude doing it. basically this law would say you got to deal with it yourself. >> hey, i'm ready. >> but then you could be arrested. >> i think i would win that case. >> he would represent himself. >> he who represents himself is a fool for a client but i would have a good lawyer defending your grandchildren. you never make laws based on what you would do town(z defendr kids. >> i would. but that would be great if you had to go to court and you actually hired a lawyer from television. that withould be funny. >> this is why the law is important. sunny is a crazy woman. i know if someone took a picture of your kid you probably would kill them. >> yes, i would. it didn't even take me a second to think about it. >> you probably already have killed people. >> no, i haven't and i wouldn't tell you depends if i paid for

the picture and the picture didn't come out right. if the picture didn't come out right, you might have a [nprob. >> there's a scandal story at some years ago there was some professor who claimed he was doing research on women's body shapes and took nude pictures reportedly of all of the entering freshman and they are locked in a vault somewhere. one is running for president. >> really? >> well, she was a -- >> oh, my goodness. >> that's the rumor that goes around. nobody is ever going to see that picture. >> you're officially my favorite guest. you know there are naked pictures of hillary lying around. there's no rush to see them. i think it's wrong. come on even bill didn't rush to see them. come on. could you be that surprised? >> well, he's been with her for quite a while. >> all right. dan, i totally understand why you changed your name when we

talked about you in this story but why do all free speech cases involve the worst cases why is that? is it because they have to be defended. >> well, as a harmless eccentric that this law was designed to protect -- well, i'm upset because i knowa you keep camera under the tables here. now that it's legal, that takes all the fun out of it. >> the danger zone is what i call it. >> cross your legs, dan sorry. joanne, you love getting your picture taken even by perverts. where do you stand on this issue? >> well, when it's my privacy right so just the term upskirt. with gravity skirts come down the way they drape down. so to get an upskirt is unnatural. so therefore wrong. >> right. >> okay. >> i also think -- >> it said that in the bible, right. >> i think that is the verbiage. if i were in my home. >> yes. >> and my drape closed all of the way. >> right. >> and someone were to be

expressing themselves in an artful fashion, one hand on a camera and another hand on themselves, i think that's crossing the line. so then that's the issue right. what else are they going to do with this stuff? >> i had that case in 1970. there was a nude commune in cam bridge on lakeview avenue with everybody walking around naked. there was this old couple next door that complained and they got arrested. when i cross-examined the old woman i said but how did you see her. she said well, i stood up on the chair and watched. and you're complaining? get off the chair. and we won the case. >> the only upside to all of this is that people who are getting naked are better looking now than they were then. don't you agree? >> no. as somebody who goes to south beach florida i would say -- it was better in the good old days. >> really? >> wow. >> now the question is in this age of selfies where you have all of these people that are taking pictures of themselves and putting it out, why>2jsç --

mean, do you really need to go and search out more people to look at pictures of? can you just go online and pick someone that's already there instead of going out and finding new bate. just find someone you're attr t ón#%ñacted to that already put your picture online. you stay out of jail. you don't get shot be me and my child doesn't have to worry admit to her mommy and visit me in my cell. >> actually, you know the solution is fictitious people. could somebody be arrested for trafficking in something that's -- let's say under child pornography if the person isn't real. there's a supreme court case on that. the answer is no. you have to be taking real pictures. ir represe i represented a very famous celebrity who's head was used on top of a naked body on a skin magazine an she explained and

she won the case. >> i'm trying to remember who that was. >> i will never give it up. >> 70s and 80s. not the anyone of the woman. >> or both. >> it was barbara stanwick. the big valley was her nicknamea that was the name of the show. >> oh, my gosh -- that was the name of the great show. >> this is not the lou dobbs show. we had lou locked in a closet. before i move on there's two points i want to make. one, anything can be art. >> anything can be art. i once won a case by singing a song. i was representing the movie hair. >> yes, of course. >> they said oh, well there's no real value here. it's just music and i started singing how dare they try to stop our music. the judge said keep your day job but you win.

>> wow. i can't wait to commit a crime -- i probably can't afford you. my last point is when i got back to it originally. frontier justice when you said about what you would do and what sunny would do. that's where this leads to if you can't depend on the law to take care of somebody in your neighborhood who's a repeat offender. then it's up to the neighborhood to take care of it. won't that end up happening. >> there's no question about that. vigilante justice is very dangerous. that's why you have to balance the law was what people want. >> i will be on red eye when he disappears . we will tape it just for that. >> exactly. >> all right the price was steep for moving their feet. six iranians, iranians, joanne. >> thank you. >> who danced to feral's song happy in a viral video got to what they deserved. years in prison and 91 lashes. was the punishment too light? you ♪

♪ ♪ clap along if you feel -- ♪ >> the young people were violated earlier this year for violating laws which prohibited for dancing with those of the opposite sex and women without scarves. >> i also filmed a video with my friends. >> clap along if you feel like a room without a roof. ♪ ♪ ♪ clap along if you feel like happiness is the ♪ ♪ >> you know there are no gay people in iran. the only reason is they hang them all. yeah, he said that in columbia. he says there's nothing there. >> all right. if the law is the law, they should have known better or is iran just an awful place. >> it's an awful place that may be getting nuclear weapons and

try to turn us into an awful place too. >> what do we do? >> we don't let them get nuclear wap weapons. >> we will have to go in an bomb them. don't let isis divert us#k away from iran getting a nuclear weapon. >> right. dan, you probably don't know who cla chamb chamb chamberlain is. >> the thing about the story, obviously it's horrible. that 91 lashes, was it like the court was like should we give them 100 lashes. no, we're not monstered. they are just kids. >> sentencing guidelines, you get 91 lashes for two step, i little bit. hip hop. >> you're too familiar with this.

>> yeah. >> who have you defended over there. >> i got into a lot of trouble when a kid painted stuff on a car in singapore and he got 20 lashes and president clinton complained bitterly and i pointed out if it was my kid between six months in right te island, take the lashes. >> i'm more of an advocate on corporal punishment and less on being locked up. >> sunny, other countries suck. i don't know if it is a question. it really isn't. >> america is the greatest country on the face of the planet. i will take that one. >> but what it is is hip hop is too islam as what rock and roll was to communism. it is the influx of american culture into these societies where we are not present. his name is ferrel.

i would like to say that the majority -- i will point this out to you conservatives. the majority of you would love to lash people like ferrell because you don't like hip hop. well, in addition to being happy, ferrell has produced some of the átvialist vape erappers game. so only is he with the guys that you hate, he's also with the guys that make the movies for your kids. >> that's why we have amendment. >> it is a beautiful thing. it infiltrates other countries. >> your country music is not infiltrating iran. >> how dare you say that about country music. >> i'm not attacking it. i like gunpowder and lead. it's one of my favorite songs.

what i'm saying is that it infiltrates in a way that no other american culture is infiltrating in at the moment. right now hip hop is doing what no other american culture can do. >> jazz did it in the 30s and 40s. >> it's actually a great point that you made three times. >> joanne. >> that's the nature of hip hop. over and over again. >> see. come on, youqv cannot tell me - >> well, joanne, the actors claim they were tricked into making the video. does that matter? >> i don't think they were tricked. they looked great. they spent time with that wardrobe and their make up and styling. i think that they really wanted to be actors. >> right. >> so i think that was their excuse or justifications to themselves. it is important to say though that these are suspended sentences so after a certain amount of time if they commit no other infractions it becomes null and void.

so they might not even have to -- >> how do you take the whipping back? >> okay. i don't know. >> shakesspear said let's kill the lawyers. >> look at putin. he put everybody in jail and all over, the musicians -- because they have a big impact. >> what about singing lawyers though? you're in double jeopardy. kill the singing lawyers. >> there would be a lot of people who would be on your side on that one. >> i think it's important for the kids though for the kids in this country to see all of the freedoms they have. every time they upload a stupid video, they should be like maybe i won't because there are some kids who can't. >> universities today kids don't want freedom. they want everybody to tell them what they can't read. there are now a list of books.

mobc dick, the cruelty to animals and he's a white wale, dick. we're getting there in colleges now. for some reason moby is allow on campus but not dick. i hey moby. it had some interesting scenes where i would see where they -- you're right. the earth. university campuses. >> you can't tell jokes in the classroom anymore. that's why i retired from harvard. 50 years of telling jokes and now they tell me, no more j. >> i come on this show and i can tell jokes . you're always welcome here. before i move on i want to ask how do we share a planet with people who are unstable, crazy, and mean? is this going to end up being an apocka

apock, apockaliptic. i think if they get a nuclear weapon it will be an apocalypse. they have to be stopped no matter what it takes, they have to be stopped. >> maybe it will be hip hop that will do it. >> it's understanding that good and evil exist and good cannot bury the head when evil is striking. >> there you go. >> i agree. >> way to go. all right coming up does allen . the question he answered 18 minutes ago to himself. first we're not doing the story. do you want to do the pot story or mascot story. >> pot. >> we'll do the pot story. ♪

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before the daily grind, they aller their mind. according to a new record nearly one in ten americans which is something like 50% have shown up high to work. more than 80% say they buy their weed illegally. sounds like it's another time for another trip. i'm high. high. welcome to pot welcome to pot,q corner. sponsored by payless shoes. in other spot news, the fish are plenty for fans of 4/20. singles who smoke are turning to marijuana dating sites for what they describe is frequent rejection some of the popular sites are 4 420sing 420single.com. all of this raises the question,

where's b? where's b? bee? >> no wonder i don't use pot. >> you don't need pot when you have "red eye." people against legal -- legalization will say this is a good reason because you will have people operating fork-lifts and driving buses and bus fork-lifts. >> you are good at pantomiming. >> is that a justifiable

origin? >> i am in favor of legalization or de criminalization. i don't think our jails should be filled with people who are recreation alley using, but i don't think people should come to work high. >> so develop laws and rules so if people show up high, and when we worked everybody showed up high which it didn't matter because everybody was high and it wasn't a real job. none of the stuff mattered. nobody remembers what we did especially the work you did which was forgettable. >> where am i right now? >> i saw a guy argue a case in the supreme court high and he did a very, very good job. he was very loose when the justices asked questions and he won the case. >> i think it may help a lot of people including myself. dan, do you get high? >> i don't, but i all come prepared in case i am about to get high. if anyone gets the munchies. >> you are like the carrottop. >> it is a lot less hair.

i love the dating site actually. how great is that for dating? dinner or just sitr an on the couch and watch "full funyons. that's your date every night. >> that's a good point. i will go to you, sonny, because we haven't heard from you yet. the problem with a relationship where somebody smokes pot and another who doesn't it will not last. >> and another thing that will not last is two people going into a relationship smoking together and you don't know if your relationship can survive without the smoke. that is one thing. if you are serious about somebody and if you smoke with them, stop. see how your relationship is outside of the smoke. >> that's called marriage. >> see if it will last. i will give you a story. say there is a girl who grew up in an all black neighborhood, and she transfers to an all white school. >> talking about joanne. >> and let a just say she

happened to participate in this smoking activity before she went to the all white school. it messed her up for the rest of her existence because everything looked different. people wearing black make up -- i was -- okay. i was traumatized. i never, ever, ever did it again. it was the last time i ever smoked before i went to school bough i was completely traumatized. this is what i would say. if you want it legalized you have to understand that you have a responsibility as well. don't smoke before you go to work. don't spend your money on weed when you cannot pay your rent. >> remember, the people that are doing that are not going to listen to you. >> actually they will. the people who want it legal because they get up every day and go to work and do the right things and don't want to be criminalized for it, they will. don't do it at work. don't spend your rent money on it.

do not smoke with the youth that do not have their live together. if you do these you bring responsibility to it. >> could you just chill out, sonny? i smoked a doobie before i came on. i even felt ridiculousr saying that. >> what about the dating sites? is it good to match people? >> definitely. it gets rid of the guys who would want to smoke with me. i am not into that. if you are into that, awesome. if you can find someone who like you said just sitting at home and eating funyons that's somebody's happiness and i will not take that from them. >> it only sounds fun until you get there and you realize you are surrounded by weed heads. and then it is no longer fun. >> but if you are also a weed head -- >> no, no, no. you think it is, but it is

not. the intelligence level is so far down -- everybody -- just because they smoke are not on the same level. you can talk to one person and have a highly intelligence conversation and then talk to somebody else who wants to talk to you about scooby doo. you are like -- it is completely when you realize -- >> i want to talk to the scooby doo guy. >> no you don't because he blames it on the kids all the time. >> gang it is a good idea because you will find a guy who likes box wine. >> he can carry a few for me. i can't carry all seven at once. >> never mind. i won't get into the other sick joke because we will go to a break. coming up, a story we have been sitting on for a week. until i forgot what it was. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is the international waters cruiseliners. looking to get away with a crime? hop on board an international waters cruiseliner.

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one-tooth cartoon has an replaced by a sleeker, cleaner and more positive arab. coachella valley high school also changed the team name from the arabs to the mighty arabs. the mostly hispanic community chose the arab mascot because the area produces 95% of u.s.-grown dates. i have no idea where that connection comes from. >> because dates are originally from the middle east. >> thank you, dear. finally, information. we asked joe biden what the arab should be changed to. >> the wisest man in the orient. >> any other suggestions, joe? >> the shy locks. >> agree to disagree. professor, is this a wise move or pan -- pandoring move. >> it is stupid to name any team after an ethnic group. in holland there is a soccer team they call the jews. when the team doesn't like them they say jews to the

gas. >> that's horrible! >> it has nothing to do with the jews. if you don't like the team you attack a mascot. i don't want to say anything about arabs or native americans. you should never name a team after any ethnic group, period. >> it puts you in an awkward situation, dan. most of the people are not arabs there. they are hispanics. by the way, what are you? >> i am a human being. i went to an all black school. i have a lot of personal sympathy for this school. my high school team were the flaming arrows. if you put mighty before that we would be the mighty flaming arrows. it sounds like he is not an arab, she a mighty arab. it is a weird adjective. >> were you really the flaming arrows? >> we were. we had an amazing theater program. >> what are you trying to say? >> i don't know what that means. >> my high school had no

mascot. it was called jashivi university high school of brooklyn boys division, brooklyn branch of yashivi -- imagine our loco motive cheer? we had no mascot. >> what is the acronym. >> give me a b! >> exactly. did you have a mascot? >> we were the howl rebels. we used to have a confederate flag and it changed several years before i was born. >> did you march to get it back? >> why do we need mascots. go big blue! short arrows, why not? they always go straight. >> the flaming arrows. >> if they wanted to change it, maybe uh alladin. everyone thinks highly of disney or the problem with mighty, it is kind of masculine, and it also kind of means a large or strong and

that's where the eating disorders start. >> the biggest ipo in the world history calls itself ali-babba. that's an obvious take from an arab name and it is a chinese company. >> we should sue them. let's do a group suit. >> they have deep pockets. >> sonny, what do you make of this? is this pc nonsense run a muck or is it time to get rid of the mascot? >> since i was in a band once i always think of the production of it all. let's think about the phil show for the mighty arabs. all of the cheerleaders come out in scarfs and everything. they come out and the band starts playing "oh infidel" and they raise the isis flag over the top of it. the baton twirler comes out and throwing the flag and his suicide vest throws up. it would be the most awesome field show you have ever seen. i don't care.

he told me. i'm black. i don't know what i am saying. he does. >> i didn't say that either. >> you have improved greatly. >> i will go out and up skirts because this is getting dangerous in here. >> way to tell isis where you are going. >> i think we learned nothing on this except for animal mascots, animals don't care if you offend them. >> peta does. they will throw blood at you. >> peta wasn't saying anything when the isis people are practicing on animals before they behead the humans. where you at, peta? >> that's true. there is a stacked deck against a fleck, affleck? whatever. it is speaking out about getting kicked out of a hard rock hotel and casino after pit bo -- pit bosses saw him

counting cards. the actor told details magazine, where i get all of my details, that is a true story. once i was decent they told me not to play blackjack. the fact of being good at the game is against the rules and it should tell you something about casinos. good point. >> i mean, i mean -- >> that's a good impression. professor, i don't understand this. it is not illegal, but they can throw you out because you are good. >> they want you to lose. if you start winning they tell you to play blackjack where you can't win. >> that's wrong. >> my son was playing poker in a las vegas casino and i was standing behind him because he is good and i'm not. the dealer said i know who you are. you are eric von -- whoever, the poker coach and he threw me out. i was is so flattered. >> you didn't tell me -- no, i am actually a professor. wouldn't that be great that you are him in another

country? i don't know about you, professor. >> how are casinos allowed to kick you out? >> it is the same reason you and i were kicked off of our college basketball teams.g@ if you are too good at something, too tall, dunk too much and people don't want you. >> it has happened in almost every sport with me. >> they say i am cut, but they don't want me there. >> i was suspended from my varsity basketball team. i was a junior and a bench guy. they suspended me for academic deficiency. i had a 68 average. >> take that. >> you needed a 70 to playéç basketball. i was thrown off the team for academic deficiency. >> that's fantastic and now look where you are. >> i don't think that's what he means. >> are you surprised ben affleck could count? >> i am surprised you know i would care about ben affleck. >> how dare you?

>> i will pull a bob beckel on this one and refuse to talk about it. i say because it is my birthday, if you want to give me a guess, go and get it and that's all i will say on the subject. >> that's interesting. it is my favorite liberal trait. if you can't answer a question say you are not gonna. you make up for it in other areas. >> it was an insult. it is not cheating. it is a strategy. how do you ban somebody for a strategy? >> i am trying to figure outmact the strategy to penny slots. i hit max bets, but when i hit the one below max bets is when i win. i think this is a pr stunt. i think he is directing and staring in a movie where he is playing a card shark coming up, and this is all -- all of

this media buzz will help him out. we will all believe he is a card counter. >> he just had the movie come out about him being the card counter, the gambling dude. it flaked so bad. the one with him and justin timberlake. >> you are thinking "rain man." >> you are thinking "bonnie and clyde." >> no, he did. >> you want to see the greatest movie? walking -- "walking in the tombstones." it was fantastic. it was made in brooklyn. it is terrific. it is a dark, wonderful movie. >> you know what i saw on sunday which everybody said was great was "love is strange." nobody has seen thiséç movie. it is about two gay men who get married in new york and they have to move out. i am doing a movie review. it is john lithgow.

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smell. a town in washington state is trying to stem the stench in public spaces. it is the subject of tonight's. >> "red eye" debate, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> nothing but the best, professor. welcome back to the "red eye" debate center off the coast of lima, peru. you can redeem your ticket to tonight's debate at podiatry pete's. if you are in washington and you have bad body odor including city hall, city parks and the library, old factory off fenders can be banned for a year. residents aren't surprised it is a law. >> i am hahn neely surprised -- i am honestly surprised it is a law. >> what constitutes a bad smell? is it cologne? is it body odor? >> is it cologne? body odor?

something you drank? something you ate? >> is it a cultural thing? >> defacation in your britches. >> exactly. the aclu says it singles out homeless people which is wrong i have been told. i heard you know a thing or two about constitutional law. >> it was a great philosophy. it says the law prevents the rich and poor from sleeping on a park bench. you can't have neutral laws that clearly discriminate against the poor. second of all, who knows what a bad smell is? but, you know, there is cologne. my wife cannot stand the smell of cologne. she knows. she can tell in the next room if i try to put on cologne to cover up something. it is too subjective. >> i want to know what you are covering up. there is a body somewhere in

his house. cologne! cologne, old spice! here is my theory and sonny i want you to answer this. people have peanut allergies. why can't i have poop allergies? i smell poop and i get sick. >> i smell heavy garlic and i get sick. why do you want to smell like garlic and sit next to me on a train? >> you smell like dorritos and i don't like the smell of those either. you can't do anything except say, hey, can i move to a different seat? i don't know, you know what i'm saying, i smell like fried chicken and you might not like that. who is it to say what is equivalent? >> we will have political correctness tests of what kind of smells can you object to and what can't you object to? >> joanne, you smell -- wonderful. but what if i don't like

that? >> i think if you can smell yourself, that's when you know. i think you can get used to the funk. i pay excellent taxes to live in the city. maybe more than i would like. i want to smell my tax money at work or rather not smell my tax money. >> you know what, you are not rich, but you are acting rich. i like that about you, joanne. you know how you dress for the job you want? it is in the class system. last word to you, dan. should there be a law or shouldn't there? >> one summer spent at tower records back in the day where lots of foreign people came who aren't so into deoderant. do you have the celine dion? >> before you -- >> what is a record? >> before you off fend anybody else, we will take a break. we will talk about the professor's book. you don't want to miss it. it is excellent.

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i want to talk about your book. it is called "terror tunnels, israel's just war against hamas." >> i wrote it in a month. i was in one of the tunnels and that inspired me. i was allowed into a tunnel that lead out of a kindergarten near where 57 kids could have been killed. i knew there was going to be a war. i wrote it quickly and finished it last thur and friday it was already out and monday it was a best seller on amazon.com. >> it is number one among national security books. it is also though you talked about isis a bit? >> i do. i say hamas is to israel as isis is to the united states. they both use the media. isis beheads to recruit and hamas has created the dead baby strategy. they purposely put their children in harm's way and brag about it. they want israel to kill kids so they can show them. it is the cruelest, most horrible strategy, but it always works because the media likes to show -- >> this leads me to my -- the thing that is driving me

crazy. i want us to annihilate isis. they are showing the beheadings so we do that. i want to deprive them of what they want and the only way is to bomb them from above. >> and they are going to hide their soldiers among civilians like hamas does. america will have to kill civilians. we will look terrible around the world. it will help them recruit more people. there is a no win strategy against terrorism. you can only hold them at bay. you can never totally defeat terrorists. >> they are roaches. you are the roach sprayer and you have -- or you are the lawn mower. you have to mow the lawn every couple months because they grow up. >> it is interesting because israelis talk about this as mowing the lawn every two years. hamas does this every two years. more rockets, more tunnels and there has to be an attack. israel wins on the ground, but israel is criticized because there are dead children you can see and nobody can stand the sight of dead children. they don't realize that if you

rob a bank and if i take you as a hostage and i hold you, and then i'm shooting from behind you and to stop me from killing civilians shoot me and hit you and kill you, who is guilty of your murder? not the policeman, the guy holding you hostage. why doesn't the world understand that? >> i have time for this one question, it is the media. why does the media have such a bizarre take on israel? >> it is so easy to count the bodies. of course all of the media is allowed into israel. so they can report everything. nobody is allowed to syria. >> i am not going there. the book has been out for a week? >> and it is doing great. it is a bargain. it is 5 bucks. >> i hope you come back. >> my next e book. it will be in a couple weeks.

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