tahmooressi interview we did a while back posted on gretawire. in the meantime, good night from new york city tomorrow night prime minister benjamin net tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," pillow fight. do they belong outdoors or should they stay in the sorority house? and how does the president respond to claims there is no evidence we have landed on the moon? >> there is no evidence. there never has been. >> and underwater weddings. the sinful marriages you never knew were already legal. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. well, her hobbies include sobbing, shouting and struggling to get out of the handcuffs in the backs of police cars. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. wonderful improve there. and judging from his sweater he is mesh grandfather. -- america's grandfather. so true.

is it andy levy. he doesn't even try anymore. they made more in congress than in the 21st century. is a a guitarist he melted more faces than the arc of the covenant. the man with the dubious past. do you get it? doobie brothers? producer and national security consultant, that's true. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> get some housekeeping out of the way. i always like when people do that, housekeeping. you have been named "red eye" secretary of defense. >> it is an honor. >> meet me at my place and wear something tight. they came in bunches and now the director of the secret service has resigned and this could happen.

wednesday morning the white house was saying president obama still had full confidence in julia pierson. a few hours later she stepped down. the previous day she neglected to say that three days before the white house fence jumper incident a private security contractor with a gun shared an elevator with the president in atlanta. that news broke shortly after her testimony. "red eye" broab the news. well, they won't know. now pearson is out effective fedly and the "new york times" points out that even republicans who hammered obama regularly have expressed deep concern for his safety and some think it is political that focusing on the secret service failures may under cut confidence in the government mr. obama runs. this is an opportunity to make it it seem like nobody is in charge in the owe bough ma you administration. as if he needs any help. to discuss we are joined by a live studio audience panel.

how many think it is time for me to get a haircut? well good news, i am getting one tomorrow afternoon. i am going to you, skunk, secretary of defense. is president obama to blame for not keeping himself safe? what is is your take on this? >> it bothers me because of the professionalism of the secret service. i remember during a meeting which will be -- which shall not be named. they said be everybody in this off is willing to lay down their life for their country, and nobody is willing to lay down their career and you can hear a pin drop. this is the opposite. how many people in congress and in the political arena are willing to take a bullet? whether or not it is a leadership problem and you can go into all of those discussions, but these folks in the secret service, their job is to take a bullet. when it comes to crit siding -- criticizing them we all have faults.

>> they have the toughest job. >> almost. >> that was kind of fun. >> i will talk to paco. >> they had fresh seafood if i remember correctly. thadius, always a pleasure. you are a former congressman. is the republican's concern for the president disingeneral wise as the "new york times" suggest? we can be concern. he is our president too. >> i think you are right, greg. look, what are they going to do? not be concerned? was that the option that the "new york times" or other people would prefer? we know the consequences, both the personal, the historical and the national consequences that follow the tran de of an uh sac -- the tran de of an uh assassination. the consequences nationally, internationally and to his family would be horrendous and generational. so yon it -- i think it is only responsible to see how the secret service can improve

the protection of mr. obama. >> i actually made this point yesterday. this would be the worst possible thing. i am not even talking about his family and himself. for our country and the world. it would be quite possibly the worst thing you can ever imagine. that's why this is so crazy this guy made it that far. it kind of freaks me out. andy, is it possible to keep the president 100% safe all the time? are we being too hard on the secret service? what's your take? >> i don't think we are being too hard on the secret service given the things that have happened. the thins that have happened are not incidents where you say like, well, this was well thought out and well planned and there was nothing the secret service can do. >> they didn't lock the door. >> there were little things that should have been caught. but there are so many problems with the resignation thing. obviously it is a war on women. and then pierson spoke to

bloomburg news. one, she said i think it is in the best interest of the secret service and the american public if i step down. congress has lost confidence in my ability. the media has made it clear this is what they expected. what does the media have to do with it? >> exactly. look, as somebody who is the media, your job in the government is to ignore me. if you start listening to me, you are in trouble. >> that goes for everyone. not just the people in government. >> especially me. >> that means no one should listen to you. >> exactly. i don't listen to me. if you asked mooy what i said earlier i would tell you i don't know. >> if you heard those things you would be out rained. >> i wrote an grie -- an gree letters to myself. >> she did another thing that was worse. she came to her decision after she met with the homeland security chief. she said, quote, we met in person and after that

discussion i felt this was the noble thing to do. you can't call your own actions noble. it is like giving yourself a nickname. you can't do it. other people have to say you are acting noblely. >> i do it all the time. >> i was actually sub tweeting you. >> i see. >> you can't sub tweet while you are talking. >> can't you? >> maybe you just did. >> i find it interesting about the media piece. i go to the supermarket and it says an alien took -- changed my golf swine. >> that is true. joanne, let's get you into this conversation. should obama be impeached so we can keep him safe? isn't that the only alternative? >> yes. yes. i have to say that i agree with pie is on -- pierson saying i tab full responsibility. that's something we haven't seen. we just see people thrown under the bus. it is a shame though.

she has been, i want to say 30 years with the secret service? >> yes, 30 years. >> young there was a lot more she wanted to do. i do worry with all of this happening and her stepping down and somebody else needing to lead, are we now even more vulnerable? yeah, all of this has happened and it seems bad, but could it get worse because it is all coming apart at the seems? >> it is chaos everywhere. it seems like wherever we need security or borders there are none. >> the secret service said that pierson, they think, has turned in her banal and -- her bage and gone home. >> that's terrible. let's move on. his address is causing distress. goddard, college and vermont is getting heat for picking a cop killer to give a commencement address.

the widow of his victim called the school's decision despicable telling fox news, quote, how does this go in our country? it is amazing. people need to realize that there is right and wrong in this world. it seems like no one thinks about that. he was convicted of killing faulkner in 1981. he got a bachelor's degree from the small college in 1996 through a correspondence program. his speech will be prerecorded. that was from the school's president. it shows how the newest group of graduates expresses their freedom toen -- to engage radically in a world that sets up barriers to do just that. even my vomit threw up. you know what i would want to watch? a tiny hamster eating a tiny pizza.

>> they should have had a smaller fork. i give that a fail. thadius, how is this thinking critically to have a convicted cop killer? isn't that the opposite? it is what they want to hear. they said they wanted the students to think radically and critically, stressing the radical, obviously. but i think it just shows the narcissism of the left. they can take something so absurd and so insulting and humiliating to a family and celebrate themselves for doing it. >> and den gnaw grating everyone disagrees. >> well done [bleep]. that's what they are saying. is there anyway to defend this at all? >> yes. even though we have no laws in

the constitution about bad taste we do have the first amendment. the deal is we fight for everybody. the morons, the smart guys, all of that stuff. so i suppose from a -- from one point of view you can say yes. from the other point of view, are you [bleep] me? i >> i think skunk is right. the problem is not the right to free speech. although he is not free to travel. giving him a forum for that, you are not obligated to give him a forum for free speech. >> condoleezza rice can't give a commencement address, but he can. >> and bill ayers can be a professor. >> and ali is pro teed by student -- protested by students and yale invites people to speak at their

college. >> you had a similar situation with the oakland schools drawing parallels between martin luther king, junior and this individual. it was without recognizing the parallel was martin martin luther king, junior was shot to death, much like what this individual did to somebody else. that's where the comparison should stop. what about job experience? >> what does academia thip? they are supposed to be like andy levey. >> i love the madness. the radicalness has not gone far enough. i think they should invite terrorists. >> they have. >> you need to sympathize with them in order to really to emot expe have a soul in this country. >> is it true. we were talking in the green room about because he was toilet trained too early, it -- he became this person. >> anal repulsive. it is a term. it is the psychological term.

>> i thought it was re10 tiff. >> there is retentive and repulsive. is that right? >> recluse -- reclusive. >> go ahead and defend your hero. >> i will pass on that. earlier this week a school spokesman said the students chose him, quote, because hue represents a freedom of mind, body and spirit. but he freed falkner's spirit from his body. in that case he represents the struggle of the sphree dom of the spirit. >> here is my theory. radicalism has replaced under achievement. there is no need to learn something or do some. do something. that has been mistaken. it is accepted as achievement. >> once you get -- if you are radical you can say somebody else's fault and not mine and i don't have to take

responsibility. i will voice my opinion at 1200 feet per second. >> radicalism and victim -- victimization will get you what you need. >> and then work at a local coffee shop. by the way, the school had some interesting graduates. two members of fish, the band and david mammat. >> the lead guitarist wnt to the same prep school i did. >> who was your commencement speaker? >> no one remembers. the virus is among us. ebola started its u.s. tour. a patient at at a dallas hospital has pested positive for the -- tested positive for the disease. this could happen. the patient, a lie beer yen man was visiting family in texas and developed symptoms four or five days into his

trip. he was sent home only to be readmitted two days later and now we know how he got infected. he had direct physical contact with a woman dying from ebola. he was helping her because she was having a baby in the middle of the night and she couldn't get a cab and he helped her on to a plane and he got her to the hospital and she died and then he got on a plane to the united states. the director says it is time for everyone to panic. >> the bottom line is that i have no doubt that we will control this importation or this case of ebola so that it does not spread widely in this country. there is no doubt in my mind that we will stop it here. >> i was mistaken. remain calm. and now i would like to welcome our panel of frightened experts. how many are here for the free buffet, show of hands. >> they don't like to admit it. >> it took awhile.

>> skunk, you were in two of the biggest bands, steely dan and doobie brothers. were you ever worried about disease? >> yeah. >> really? >> i remember when there was a mosquito-borne disease and we canceled gigs because everybody was getting sick. you know how i hate to be serious, but this is not good. >> can i interrupt you? >> of course. >> it is terrible for africa, but it shouldn't be--- that kind of fear and terror shouldn't be here. >> it should be. >> tell me why i am wrong. >> it is just the beginning. polio is back, measles are back. there is a strain of tuberculosis that started in the russian prisons that is brutally resistant -- >> now you are making it out of control. >> this is not pretty. the fact -- i can't get into it for certain reasons, but what is really going on in africa, i would say there are probably a cool million fobs dead in a -- folks dead in a short period of time.

and now transportation and people ming from place to place, it is only a matter of time. >> the transportation piece is very important. i think we should seriously consider quarantining from the high risk countries. you may know more than i do. it hasn't stopped me from my perspective. >> it never did. >> what is happening in africa is different from the united states. they went from rural to urban and thisy have superstitions and their high dreen practices -- hygiene practices are he was confident when he said it isn't going to spread. >> that's what gets you to sleep at night. >> nobody is agreeing with me. >> the lon suffering continue -- long suffering continent of africa -- >> what are you running from? >> ebola. >> in united states the problem i found striking in the show notes i didn't read was the 21-day incubation period where it takes that long for an individual to

manifest symptoms and become contagious. if you have people of very kind hearts going over there to help, when they come back, is there supposed to be a waiting period where you observe them to make sure they are not? >> there should be. but we used a special kind of plane to bring over the doctor who treated him. he was a hero. he saved people's lives. i don't think we should leave them there for that. one of the good parts -- well when it is a-symptomatic it doesn't spread and when it is symptomatic it spreads. >> only in ebola's america, greg. let me ask you a question. knock, knock. >> who's there? >> ebola, that's who is there. i am pretty much with you. i don't think anyone should be panicking over this. i have been in a couple of meetings, can't say with whom and where they took place, but i have been assured at the highest levels by top men and

women that it has been contained and that this will never, ever happen again. >> you are being sarcastic? >> i do agree with you. >> we have to be concerned, but yon we should be panicking. we have one minute. >> the larnler question -- the larger question we saw it around the globe and what happens to societal order if a pandemic hits the united states in the age of the internet. >> it won't because we don't like to help people. unless you are vomiting on me and i am helping you i will not contract this. our society doesn't like face-to-face interaction. we ship you to the hospital and they will take care of you. that's why i think this is very different from here to there. >> if the seemless guy gets ebola i am screwed. >> just watch how the chinese

deal with it. >> i don't know what that means, but it can't be good. i want everybody to remain calm, remain calm. we have the best medical system for containment in the world. remember i said that. 'wóóñt

we are not talking about ebola because scoping -- skunk scared the hell out of me. it is okay. he fights for the poor except on tour. lenadunham is going on the road. she hered performers that "i wanted to have an art festival feel which is why we have these special wierdos on the

internet. but she wasn't planning to pay them at all. they noted that she makes sibs million -- six million a year. and she recently condemned a candidate for, quote, just straight up abolishing the minimum wage. now dunham has decided to compensate her special wierdos. no one believes more than i do that creators should be fairly compensated for their work. i applied to be on the tour. here is my video submission. >> i didn't even get a call bar which is insulting. fox pays you in boxes of wine and lottery scratchoff tickets, but is is your

proximity to me your greatest reward? >> sure. we'll go with that. i don't like lena. >> why? >> i don't know why. i have never -- that's the thing. she has a cute boyfriend and gets to go on red carpets. why does she wear what she wears? >> are you just mad about the money? >> i have never written a book or had a book tour, but you have. do people really sell tickets for it? that's what i think is the most absurd. >> i think somewhere on ebay for like $300. >> but you have to pay money to see her? >> mine are free. if they weren't no one would be there. >> they buy books and keep coming, america. i don't know. you are a huge fan of the show. are you disappointed in her hipocracy and then she goes and tries to get away with paying local artists?

>> this is what happens when liberal ideology hits. she had a situation whereas is common as skunk can tell you as somebody who has laid a lot and not got paid. there are people in entertainment where they will go on for free for the visibility. that's the payoff. >> there is no one in here. >> i saw clips of studio audiences. by the way your addition tape, i fear more than ebola. >> skunk. should she have to pay performers? she is giving them great exposure and that would lead to future work. she is like hiring interns in a way which evil corporations do. >> we don't know the circumstances. maybe she said something. i doubt it. what i really like is she is now getting the hang of it. when she said oh some good points were raised when we

talked about this, young shooy is getting the -- i think she is getting the liberal thing down, you use the verb to be in the passive. >> mistakes were made. >> heads may roll. >> story of my life. andy. >> passive? >> it is hard to sit downright now. >> is she a hipocrite or, andy, are you the hipocrite? >> can it be both? >> it might have to be. >> no one believes more than i do that artists should be compensated for their work. that's why i had to be shamed for compensating them for their work. you just prove that there are people who believe more than you do. they pay them without having to be shamed into it. and then when she had her chain of heart which had nothing to do with bad

publicity. she said this just shows a good note can come from anywhere. i loathe gawker. you probably shouldn't take a shot at the website that called you out and forced you to change your position. >> that's what you do. >> let's point out that the main hypocrisy here is she was saying by showcasing local talent you gain experience and money isn't important. that's what a small businessman always says to the low man on the totem pole who is cleaning the toilets. you will gain experience and you will move up. that's exabtly the -- exactly the argument you use and condemn when a small business and not an entertainer. >> in fairness to the small businessman or woman, they are compelled to pay a minimum wage. >> i heart short people. >> the biggest problem is having an opening artist for a book tour.

how pretentious. >> and she is charging them. she is charging them and free entertainment. >> it is called a book-a-palooza. so when you add palooza to the end of anything there has to be opening acts. >> it is like book-a-mageddon. >> enough word play. coming up, michael phelps. remember him? he is a swimmer? he just got a dui. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is mulligan and sons. ever wish you could get a second chance? call mulligan and sons. we will wipe the minds of any witnesses. start off with a clean slate with mulligan and sons.

the guy in a speedo was caught speeding. subway spokesman michael phelps was arrested and charged with a dui early tuesday morning. tmz, whatever that is, reports phelps was gambling and drinking at a baltimore casino. that sounds like fun, actually, before getting behind the wheel. he was stopped by police after doing 84 in a 45 mile an hour zone. phelps, the most decorated olympian ever. what does that mean? he is not covered in flowers? he tweeted i was arrested and

charged with dui and speeding and crossing the lines. i am deeply sorry to everyone i have let down. he proceeded to shame eat 22 subway sandwiches. do you accept his apology? >> so what. >> really? >> so what. okay. he did a bad thing and will pay for it. he is an average citizen. so what? >> the reason i chose this story, and that is a good point because i thought this for awhile. the reason i find this story interesting is i find that work keeps you from being board and doing stupid [bleep]. when you have achieved all of your work, then you are done and you have nothing to lose. you have accomplished what you set out to do. you go to a baltimore casino and get [bleep] faced and drunk and do stupid stuff. that's my theory. he should have had another job. he should be a real estate agent. no, he would be the greatest

real estate agent. oh my god, look, that's michael phelps! and then you buy the house. >> then when you become famous you should be given a job. sorry, i don't want to go there. >> clearly you don't like my theory. thad, this is the second dui. the first time he had 18 months probation. should it be harsher? >> it is. it will be harsher under the laws of maryland? >> is maryland actually a state? we need to get research on that. >> you confused me. in all seriousness everyone knows the gravity of drunk driving and the consequences. as a celebrity it is part of the price he pays for the visibility of it. his visibility as an individual and his accomplishments help him get remuneration. when you do a self-inflicted

wound and thank god only on himself it will be on tmz or whatever that is. >> it is a website about the letter t, m and z. he is incredibly successful. why doesn't he get a driver? andy, this pisses me off. there are drunks who does terrible things. he doesn't have to do that. he can pay his sober buddy to drive him. you would drive him for money. you will do anything for money except apparently wear a good sweater. dure the olympics everyone was saying he was part dolphin. i think he should have taken advantage of that and claimed diplomat tib immunity -- diplomatic immunity. there is nothing that gives police the right to arrest dolphins. >> skunk would know that one. >> and he should move to venice, italy and just swim everywhere. that would solve everything. >> is that water clean? >> like he cares? he is so drunk he won't

notice. he is either drun or stoned -- drunk or stoned all the time. >> he is going to have to get a driver. >> i am tired of these celebrities, why do you drive? stop ruining people's lives. should phelps sue the casino for overserving him? you are an expert as a bartender. >> yes, but then he would probably ruin that bartender's life because he will get fired and it will be a whole big thing. the thin that makes people upset is 10 years ago he got his first dui and he said to everyone it's a mistake that will never happen again. i learn my lesson. you don't make promises. >> you go to promises. >> that's true. you don't say it will never happen again because it might and it did and that's why people are upset.

>> that's the american way. >> it could have been worse. after he tweeted earlier today i was stopped and given a dui. he could have put lol after it and he didn't. >> you know, i tell you he has to get -- >> if you are an oib at dash an olympic athlete you have to make sure you have two things. if not for the kardashians, we wouldn't even know what happened to bruce jenner or his face. >> mark spitz became a dentist. >> that was smart of him. i bet he was a great dentist, except he was very hairy. >> he will invent a grill. remember the poster in your room? >> he was very hairy. what are we talking about? this is a crazy story. they will let him go, but no thanks -- the u.s. marine held prisoner for months in mexico may be released.

sergeant tamarisi was picked up in march after accidentally violating mexican law by crossing the border with weapon weapon. he was diagnosed with ptsd and mexico told u.s. lawmakers as soon as they have proof of his condition they will release him. americans were frustrated president obama doesn't do more. i think there is something else going on. i can't believe they haven't handed him over. everybody has almost made a wrong turn into mexico. it is a common problem because of construction. why are they keeping him? >> it is pretty simple. because they have to protect their cajones. it is a pretty corrupt business. there are good people in mexico and believe me, i love the country. but with that corruption and that machismo, if you screw up, you can never admit it. what you have to do is send in your experts as andy would say, top people, put your top people in and diagnose him

with a mental disorder so that they can rationalize sending him home. meanwhile thousands of illegal citizens cross the border and that's okay. when mexican law enforcement mistakenly comes across the border and they are armed and we say thank you very much. w of-t-f, whiskey tango foxtrot. >> i am with skunk. we have all of this illegal going one way. i don't get why we don't pretend it is a movie and send the expendables down there and get them out of there. i'm crazy by the way. i kind of wish we would. >> i didn't want to state the obvious. >> it is the commander-in-chief. he is a marine and bring him home. skunk is right. you can see the outline of how this will transpire.

focus on it and get it done. obviously mexican-american relations are not the greatest there is. the longer it drags on and the more this marine lange wishes in a situation that can be quickly expedited, the worst everything is going. >> it could be easy. i bet you have a solution. >> just bring him back. he is suffering from ptsd and they determined that through evaluation. a lot of people are saying a lot of the ptsd is because of his six months spent in the prison. his mother is sharing up a the thins he shared with her about the rape threats, the violence and the things he is trying to commit suicide. those sorts of things will stay with him. who is really responsible? >> at this point. andy, last word. >> president obama could have picked up the phone and called the mexican president. how is everything? wife good?

kids good? do me a favor and release sergeant tamaresi by the end of the day or go home. i would probably be a horrible diplomat. >> he could do that and he hasn't. >> he calls athletes all the time to congratulate them. >> for coming out. >> there are a million ways of getting this done without the president having to pick up the phone. just pick up the phone to somebody. >> heck, i'll do it. >> so if the mexican prison caused the ptsd, there is a lawsuit there. >> i am all about money. >> let's get some dough here. >> "not cool." have you ordered it? if not you are hurting my feelings.

can falling blocks rock the box office? the classic 1980s game is coming to a theater near you. i speak for everyone when i say finally. threshold entertainment and makers of thips like mortal combat made the announcement on tuesday with the ceo telling the "wall street journal," a paper, that it is a big epic sci-fi movie. this is not a movie with lines on the page. we are not giving feet to gee metric shapes.

the last gasp of western civilization or awesome? >> last gasp. >> i am excited. are you excited? >> they made a million verses of "godzilla." and pac man too. >> did they make a movie on pac man? guy i am still waiting for a movie 0pong. it is like two hours. >> they had tron. that was similar. >> tron was jeff bridges. i will keep doing this. while i do this, is this a dream come true for you? >> no. i always got aggravated by tetrus. it starts off easy and you say i am really good at this and then it gets faster and everything starts piling up and the anxiety builds. that would be a -- an awful

movie to sit through. we should branch out from these video games to table games like hungry, hungry hippos. that would be great. >> your description of tetrus, it describes life. i had the same idea. we were talking about this earlier. i think there is a movie that should be called shriney. he is a slinky and he has a girlfriend and a normal job. but he is a slinky. the whole point is he can't go downstairs. >> he can go downstairs. >> his whole life is upstairs. >> i think it would be a blob buster. a blockbuster. i have a movie for a connect 4 movie. it is a brother and sister trying to save the world from a shadowy group called 4. the sister kills the brother because she was working for the group the whole time and the brother's last words are,

pretty sneaky, sis. >> i have an idea -- >> old people will get that. did you get that? >> no. >> seriously? >> i have an idea, a movie called "running with scissors" about scissors who love to run. that's an irony because nobody likes to run with scissors. >> i lib joanne's idea. it starts off easy and then gets ugly and that's when you do your tax returns. maybe there is a movie called doing your tax returns. >> we gotta go. the greatest food poisoning story ever. i am not kidding. will that be all, sir?

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a quick multiplying bacteria was responsible for the diarrhea, vomiting and the cramps suffered by the 216 attendees. lobe. while the report couldn't determine why the chicken went bad, it didn't rule out the possibility of sweet irony. skunk? >> this is why good invented irony. it is the bottom of pandora's ironic box. is it the only fun we will have for the rest of our lives. >> food poisoning is not fun, but at the food safety thing, it is a twist. >> nobody saw it coming. >> nobody saw it coming. >> there is an unfunny as expect and obviously you can count on me to find it. the baltimore health department found out about this from our victims. neither the caterer nor the event organizer reported this. the people running the food

safety department didn't do what they needed to to call the health authorities. come on. >> my problem is i think i have food poisoning every day and it is the same thing. >> you need to learn from me. don't cook, don't eat. you know everyone at this event who chose the vennel tear yen -- the vegetarian option is laughing right now. >> my question is to you, there must be some kind of lesson we can all learn from. >> no. >> nothing at all? >> no. >> do you have thoughts? we have time and i have run out of things to say. i have 90 seconds. >> if you are talking about the food safety people getting sick, there is irony in pandora's box. i wouldn't advocate starving yourself to look hot, but it works for you. >> thank you. >> it is a freak occurrence

and they should do a better job practicing what they preach. >> i will give you the lesson and i want you to listen. eating is like playing the lottery when you think about it. you eat three meals a day for 30,000 days if you are lucky. it is gonna happen. it is gonna happen. >> and you scratch a lot. >> isn't the fall back position these days covering up? it makes good sense. >> it was a terrible joke. >> it was the fact it was a food safety summit. they got food poisoning. >> so it was a dumb story to do on a show you had to talk about. >> actually you had one sentence to say about it and then i don't know what else. >> can you believe that happened? >> of all of the places, greg? a food safety summit.

>> i thought it would have been a good story, but then i realized it wasn't. >> thadius, andy levy, that does it for me, bye. well, did you know you that former pro football player ickey woods will celebrate almost anything? unh-uh. number 44... whoooo! forty-four, that's me! get some cold cuts... get some cold cuts... get some cold cuts!

curiouser. a lot more at 8:00 on fbn. this is a fox news alert, this is breaking news tonight in washington. the head of the secret service has resigned after a series of recent security lapses including the breach at the white house where a fence jumper was able to make it all the way to the east room. details now from chief white house correspondent ed henry at the white house. ed? >> good to see you, kimberly, this is pretty dramatic, because this morning, josh ernest was on television saying the president still had full confidence in julia pierson, the secretly service director, shocking because a series of democrats, like elijah cummings a democrat on the panel that had investigated this whole mess had come out