tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," has the government invented eye wear to help you tell if someone is racist? the story biggots everywhere don't want you to hear. and does the white house want you to convert airports into the giant chuck e cheese franchises? if so which one? >> the jfk in new york. newark. chicago o'hare, washington dulles and the one in atlanta. >> and behind the scenes footage of the "red eye" green room. what it is like to work for the best shouldy on tv at 3:00 a.m. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> something to behold and to hold. now let's welcome our guests.

even bees are jealous of her buzz. she is a walking drunk tank. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. she can barely sit up. he know when's to hold them and knows when to fold them. i am talking about cats. it is tv andy levy. he follows his cats. and we find out the question in everyone's mind. it is daily beast senior editor will the do ron ron. and he is a country legend like johnny cash and big foot. sitting right next to me, country music singer and song writer, the great and not late larry gallen. he is still alive. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> did we activate the califate? rosy blames the rise of isis on us us. on tuesday "the view" co-host and my squash partner got into it with waller.

watch. >> don't you think the reason isis was created because when saudi hijackers attacked us, we invaded a different country that had nothing to do with it that would incite people to radicalize? >> what they hate about us is our values, our way of life. they hate our freedom. >> i have heard that on fox news a lot, but i don't believe that. i think that the reason -- >> you think we do things to make them mad? >> i think we have to be responsible for our actions. >> finally rosy. an avowed 9/11 truther. she is not alone in blaming the united states. a reporter for campus reform traveled to harvard, wherever that is, to ask students what is a bigger threat to world peace, america is isis -- ice, ice, baby. >> what is a bigger threat to world peace, america or isis? >> to word peace, america.

>> go on. >> as a western civilization, we are to blame for a lot of the problems that we are facing now. i don't think anyone would argue we didn't create the problem of isis ourselves. >> we are at some level the cause of it. >> meanwhile, ice ice is out of our reach much like this pigeon. >> it is through the window. >> larry, welcome back. it is always a pleasure. you are a celebrity in someplaces. >> i am? >> what is your take on rosy's take? is she right to blame us? >> sure. she is kind of a spinal tap of let's sit down. you -- shooy is a parody of herself. except for the exercise to talk about her is a waste of

time. would anybody really put any credence to anything the woman says? >> they brought her back to "the view" so apparently they take her seriously, larry. please. she is america's sweetheart. >> i wonder how much they had to pay her to get her to come back there. >> i don't know. >> not a whole lot. she probably got it fairly cheap. go look up the mongol invasion of baghdad, 1258. they have been pissed -- w didn't do this. it was not like it was something that happened the day before yesterday. it was long before george w was even a gleam in george washington's eye. to say he had anything to do with that is really pretty stupid. >> is america or ice ice a bigger threat to world peace? >> the ice ice joke. i am not going for it.

>> everybody in the videos was wrong. rosie o'donnell with the saudi hijacker thing and a one to one correlation. we did this so of course naturally isis rises up and you raised a good point there about the history of the region. at the same time, it is just like, well, they exist because they hate our freedom and they hate our values. it is fair to say that they are concentrating on us and not say countries with similar values. they are not talking about new swree land -- new zealand a lot and it may have something to do with our repeated interventions in the middle east. that is a reasonable -- this is the fourth president now that we have had inintervene in iraq militarily. it will be a fifth after this. >> the good news is it works though. >> yeah, but it never gets the

desired result. we keep fighting to leave, but we can't quit it. >> the logic is when we leave, places go to hell. it is the same logic with ebola. the fact that we are not doing a travel ban is because we don't want to leave that area because when we leave that area it is gone. we have to go to these areas. if we don't go to these areas they are screwed. that's the mentality. >> we are sending troops to fight ebola and we are not saying when they are coming home. we have had so many military conflicts open up. >> well that's a true statement, will. you can shut up. that's almost four minutes. >> my dream is to be a host on the view and leave behind these losers and their late night waste land and then you snorted a line of -- >> you told me the recording devices were new. >> what are your thoughts on any of this. >> i say to rosy, to a victim

shame a lame. her theory doesn't holdup because is she going to blame the drunk girl for her own molestation? is she going to blame matthew shepherd or another gay man in this country for his own beating and ultimate murder? i wouldn't think she would do any of those things. that idea that she is trying to find to piece all of this together it doesn't work. i feel bad for the victims of anyone -- or the families of the victims of 9/11 and the troops who have fought and their families. it is disgusting. >> that's the worst part. she never thinks about the victims that essentially -- i mean when she blames the united states she is making the victims victims -- they are victimized again. >> go ahead and defend your hero , rosy, and isis. >> which is which? >> i don't know. >> honestly at first i thought it was skewed. they say the saudi hijackers

brought down the twin towers. i watched it and realized they did the air quotes. >> she actually believe there's are rabbits. >> isis or isil formed and this was in 1999 which i think the rosy -- correct me if i am wrong, but it was before 9/11. >> i believe so. >> it is too much to say these groups formed because of 9/11. on the other hand i agree with will. nicole wallace does not sound that bright here either. yes, hard core islamists don't like us because they don't like our values, but you can't say that bombing muslim countries collateral damage et cetera doesn't help these terror groups recruit. not everyone in these groups -- they are not all hard core islamists. a lot of them look at the rubble and say i president --

and say i don't like america. >> you know what, i am glad you said that. most people don't understand if america wasn't around, isis would kill them. rosy probably thinks she can have a discussion with isis and say i'm with you. and they would probably kill her as they would kill the harvard students as well. let's go to the next story. did he have the gal to hang it from his wall? a picture that surfaced on twitter where many pictures do showing a young barack obama and his mother posing in sphront of an endangery -- posing in front of an endangered species of turtle. it has left america shellshocked. we will discuss in our three-time nickelodeon kids choice award-winning segment. >> according to "the daily caller" obama's wall art is a sea turtle. a species listed by the world

wildlife foundation as criticallien ding erred. it was added to the list in 1970, five years, i repeat five years before the picture was taken. in a presidential proclamation about protecting coral reef species in the pacific, the president claimed he cared about the sea turtle. that picture doesn't lie. only that turtle lies dead. did the president kill the turtle? i am not saying he did, but he has bt -- but he hasn't said he didn't and the silence speaks volumes. speaking of disrespecting turtles. >> that's the future of fuel efficient travel. andy, if that turtle could speak today, would you demand impeachment? >> it is a trick question.

turtles can't speak. >> you said if the turtle can speak. >> we have to say this is a solid piece of investigative journalism by "the daily caller." >> it appears to feature an endangered species. it appears to be taken by president obama's childhood home. you have to do better than that. i have to say though i think it is okay if the president -- he says he wants to protect the turtles. his views evolved on gay marriage and it can evolve on turtles as well. president obama is a big "entourage" fan. he should mount jeremy ferrara. >> he loves binge watching -- whatever the show was. >> "entourage." anytime somebody tries to say president obama is cool, the dude loves "entourage." he is clearly not cool. >> if he cannot protect an endangered species, how can he protect our country? >> he can't. he won't.

he hasn't. he is the poster boy for tortoises. he needs a 12-step program to help him get out of the middle of the road. you are talking about evolving. on what subject does he not evolve? there is never a -- we are going to do this and this is the way to do this. we are thinking about that. >> he is considering options. >> how long do you consider options? how many heads have to roll? >> there is the quick answer. when i think about the man and i want to say bad words on tv. >> we will stop there because we don't allow bad words. we hate the [bleep]. will, what other endangered species does obama use for

decoration? does he have a panda and a tiger rug and a bald eagle bong? wouldn't that be cool? >> all of this is badass. we have to establish that we don't know when the turtle was killed. did may have been perfectly legal to kill the turtle. the turtle may have had it coming. i like the idea of a president -- >> what did the turtle know? >> what did nixon do? >> he is a wartime president now. you want him to kill an endangered turtle. you want him in there. you want him killing. >> there is a 74% chance that his kenyan birth certificate is in that turtle. >> talk about a shell game. >> it is indeed a shell game. that's going to be the title of my next book. joanne, you said you are more offended by the president's

mom genes than the turtle. do you stand by your statement? >> yes, the pants need to be extinct. we don't need to see that. i have three options for the president if he wants to, you know, talk about this. >> and he is listening to you. >> yes, listen to me. it is plastic. it was photoshoped in there. or yes it is wrong, but it serves as a reminder the fight he needs to fight for the voiceless. >> i have one question. where is peta? peta would be firing off open letters to every huffington post and picked up by the media and there would be heads rolling. >> that's not enough. >> we always have to go back and it doesn't fit the

narrative. anytime anything comes up about anything at anytime at any place , if it doesn't fit, then then -- >> exactly. >> it is a teachable moment. >> it is a teachable moment. >> does a pretty face help win the race? according to a new election study, my favorite kind of election study, candidates have a better shot if they are hot. american politics research looked at the 2008 congressional races and determined that office seekers can get a bump of up to 10% if they are good looking. an extremely attractive candidate running against an unattractive candidate can expect to obtain a beauty premium of 7% of the vote. that's enough to decide the marginal races. they note that the beauty bump only happens when both people running are of the same gender. i believe we have some beautiful candidates.

>> i was president -- i wasn't looking. i didn't see it coming. >> it was a dream of mine to fly like superman. and now i have achieved it through dance production techniques. will, this probably is not a surprise. >> no, you would only get a 7% bump out of this. like america today? >> yes. >> eventually one of the porn stars who is running for office, there is always the perennial store of the porn star running like a gag candidate. >> they will have the governor of california elected for that

reason. i will give that 20 years. >> all right. to run for congress because you have a slight edge being about a -- whatever you are. >> what am i? >> you are drop dead gorgeous and i would vote for you for anything. >> it is nice to know i have options. should this not work out for any reason. >> there was a study done by someone in 2, -- 2000 something that shows babies choose beautiful people. i think it has to do with symetry. most things do. i think that we subconsciously do the same thing in adulthood. however, i don't think you should be too pretty. then people don't trust you or

they are jealous. >> you assume somebody who is good looking was hired by their looks. you think they might be income assistant. they might be incompetent. >> they say beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone. not too long ago in one of the magazines they had a lot of the republican ladies, women, broads, chicks, what are we supposed to call you? >> our whole deal, it is a lady that -- okay. >> just get to the point. >> i am not sure you want to get to the point. >> we had the democratic women and they looked like they were all wearing gas masks or something. it was a bunch of trolls that were living under a bridge or something. >> nicely done. >> i don't know why i am laughing. >> why did i ask? >> there is an ideal area and

you want to be in that zone. you don't want hotter than that. >> he is a gorgeous man. >> i won't lie to you. i think it is alive and well. you know what is interesting about lookism? people talk about crime and discrimination based on skin. it is based not on skin color, but on skin condition. i was reading about a study and acme is a -- it is like a major predicter in risk for crimes. severe acne you are predisposed to crime and i believe it has to do with discrimination against people with acne which leads you to maybe sexual rejection which leads to criminalization. that's what i say. >> always insulting people. he is not a nice person. >> there is no time for me. >> wait, i didn't ask you? >> you sure didn't. >> coming up, i went into my theory on acne.

i feel bad. i had pimples when i was a kid. >> so did adam levine. >> pro active. i am here. coming back.

welcome back. andy, i didn't get to you. what is your theory on the study of lookism? >> i don't remember. >> come on. >> that was a longtime ago, greg. viewers don't know. we spent 25 minutes before blocks. between takes. >> from now on i am boycotting you. >> is it a human right or cultural blithe. maryland governor o'malley is at the fore front of an urban

renaissance. he said, quote, younger people are choosing to live in cities and they realize the connections to each other are making us better. the wi-fi is a human right. not so fast, governor. in iran the grand ayatollah warns that before the country expands its high speed internet doesn't have access to unislamic stuff. i believe the ayatollah is worried about videos like this. >> that is disgusting. >> japanese porn gets weirder and weirder. >> is wi-fi a human right or is governor o'malley a silly goose? i don't like to use that term because i know it is strong. he might be a silly goose. >> they should blurt out what you just said and put goose in there instead.

>> it is easy to make fun of the statement obviously. follow the o'malley logic right here. is education a human right? a lot of people would say it is. the internet is the greatest educational tool ever invented. >> that was good. >> wi-fi because that's how you get to internet in america in 2014. at least here on the coast. >> joanne, you seem impressed by that. would you like to add anything to that or say something about selfies. >> # first world problems. >> he could have chosen better words, but i think his idea is correct. we live in a cosmopolitan age and we need these things for the new american dream. farce iran goes, technology isa@ not evil. people are evil if they use technology in an evil way.

even a book can be bad if you smack someone over the head with it. >> that is very true. >> i went for the more literal. >> a book that would fall on your head. >> doesn't calling wi-fi a human right cheapen the definition of human rights? >> whatever he was, the governor, what was he? believing that wi-fi is a human right, they believe that sitting on your big lard-ass sitting drinking a drink and smoking a cigarette and watching oprah after selling food stamps is a human right. my human right is get up off your butt and go to work. the same people that connect the wi-fi -- and the thing the ayatollah said is it went

viral on the internet. it was high speed to get his message out. that doesn't make sense to me. they think everything is a human right as long as you and i pay for it. >> that's enough for this segment. that's -- coming up. just kidding, andy. defend your hero, the ayatollah. >> i love that the ayatollah put this up on his personal blog. that's the best ever. the devices you need to use wi-fi that is to be human rights. i would go further. it seems that it is unfair that some people have newer, faster and more powerful phones. some are still using these iphone 5's. >> that's me. i'm poor. the government has to provide everyone with the latest samsung galaxy. >> don't tell them about it. they will.

>> it is the only fair thing. >> happiness is a human right. that means shopping at whole foods. if i can't afford it, that's a right. i need to be subsidized at whole foods. i need an iphone. but i need a lot of pain medication not because i am in the pain, but let's face it. it is great. feeling good is a right. >> it is not overrated. it is a right. if we all felt good we wouldn't have problems. >> there are people in the world losing their life fighting for rights and freedom. this honestly isn't a joke. if you think wi-fi is a human right you should not be willed hoing political office and should not be allowed to vote. >> i think we are taken a little far. >> you should be patted on the head. >> i think we will take a break. i will let andy speak more. >> one more thing though. >> do you want to talk about the study from a block now? >> what is what that story?

>> the ugliness. >> wasn't that yesterday? >> no help from him. coming up, a senate candidate sings a country song. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is wow-wu. wake up, america. it is made from distilling the potential energy. there is enough to kill a yak. trust us, we tried. start your day off right and open it up with a can of wow-wu.

will he finish strong with a catchy song? a south dakota senate candidate released a song set to the tune of "rock me mama" by a fellow named bob dylan, who ever that is. probably an up and coming singer. rick wyland's message is simple. get money out of politics and kill the red heads. listen up, listen uppers. ♪ don't have an rv ♪ just my automobile ♪ i can't run a $9 million campaign ♪ ♪ i don't have an easy five to explain ♪ ♪ no one bought me

>> ain't that the truth. a former fema official trails republican former governor mike rounds which is creepy. stop trailing him. get a life. you have some experience in country music, i hear. what did you make of the song? >> it sounds like somebody taking a chain saw to a cat's ass. >> ouch. >> is this the cheesiest? the overabundance of talent does not mean that you will make it in the music business. the total lack of talent does not mean you won't. this guy has a shot at being a country music star. that is the velveta. >> i love velveta. >> but we don't need to hear it in a flat on the campaign trail. >> late are you will hear it in a flat if you know what i mean. >> i that was good. do you have a black thing

right there. >> i want to move on to something. you have a new song out called "america with remington." it is doing well. i would love to play a clip if you mind. >> do i mind? no, i'm looking for work. >> you know what, i don't have to stand for this. >> i will play the real one. ♪ staring down the barrel of my gun ♪ ♪ and america

>> i like how you rhyme american with remington. >> that's a professional. >> why are you so excited about electric razors though? why is that american? >> electric razors? >> yeah. >> did we change -- >> a remington? >> that was so far it took me awhile. bill -- billy dean cain go sit in your room. >> i am. >> i am the guest here. billy is a wonderful singer-song writer and he is a patriot. he came to me and said he had an idea. when he told me i said sit down. we wrote it in about an hour and we put that thing -- we didn't even know the song. it had over 15 million hits. we are getting -- if you can get 300 you wind up in the hall of fame. we are hitting about 900.

90% of the people love it. i am having veterans. i am having veterans, all walks of life. you said go kill yourself and the world will be a better place. >> i'm sorry. >> i considered the source and i knew you didn't mean it. we are getting people to stand up for us. we sang it three times in our concerts. we go. ♪ an american and they start clapping. ♪ with a remington and obviously part is overblown. however, if you do come into my house, it is not somebody we invited in and it is midnight and i will put that red beam right between your eyes and shoot you in the face. >> people talk about the difference between country and hip hop. they both love their guns.

why can't you guys come together over the love of guns? >> it is different guns. country is a shotgun kind of thing. hip hop is a handgun situation. >> and then there is me and my own guns. >> no. >> have i heard -- what's that other show you do? >> "the five." >> i heard you say on their things people -- first of all you know how the quickest way you can figure out what states have -- that you can carry a gun. the ones you really need it, you can't. the people who are passing the laws saying we don't need guns have armed guards. i don't have an armed guard. i am my own armed guard. >> you don't have one? i'm sorry. >> joanne you have been dating yours for a longtime. >> yes, he is great. >> you pretend to sing at times. what did you make of the campaign? >> wrong song choice. he has a mayday who is

spending $1 million on him. they are trying to de feet big money by spending big money. the song should have been "ironic" uh plan nighs more set. uh plan nighs more set. >> i'm sure the people in his home district would have known who she is. >> everyone knows who she is. >> she is a jagged little pill. >> thoughts on this. it is from the cornucopia in your hollow brain. >> i was going to say i thought he was a talented guy. larry said otherwise and i am not going to disagree. first of all rick wyland will go on tour after this. also as andy would point out after a couple of drinks he will never get elected because he is a former fema official and they run the death camps.

>> it says fema camps on my paper. >> you stole his joke. >> andy, what about the fema cans. that's where the chem trails are gathering. >> i can't believe i have to explain this again on the air. >> the chem trails make us all sedate. and that makes it easier for them to put us in the fema camps. >> my mercury filling is telling me something. the problem is when you try to take a song that previously existed and you change the lyrics to try to do one in political lyrics, it is painful because they never quite fit, so there are extra syllables they have to rush through. >> i wonder what kind of crack

he was smoking when he said i will take bob dylan's lyrics and add mine. >> but there is a line that has to be eight sill law balances and he has 13 -- sill labelles and he is that 13. >> you know what is painful talking country music. i don't get country music. >> you also said you don't listen to the gatlin brothers. we are really good and i can write songs. >> you also have said time and time again you just don't get america. >> i don't get america. >> and you don't have a south. >> the using? the constitution? i don't know. >> it is coast ali leet. >> and you have a black thing in your tooth. >> that's the satellite. >> what are you doing?

it is time to take a break. we will go to the playground. by the way, have you purchased "not cool"? if you haven't i hate you. but if you order it now at amazon.com, i will love you until the end of time. autographed copy at g gutfeld.com. buy seven. christmas is coming up.

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swing? you won't like this story. schools in richland, washington are phasing out swing sets. it is a trend that could take place. the fun is done. swing set have caused most injuries of any play equipment, more than the pit of crocodiles or even the kid catapult into a pit of crocodiles. here is someone from the school district. >> the schools get modernized we will take out the swings. it is a safety issue. swings have been determined to be the -- probably the most unsafe of all of the play ground equipment on the playground. >> the district notes liability is an issue. here is one mom who knows swings can get quite crazy sometimes. >> those swings can get quite crazy.

i actually witnessed an accident with my own eyes at one time. >> by the time you can do something about it she was knocked out. jay wiewns again we have -- >> once again we are joined by our live studio audience panel. how many believe i shouldn't be allowed to visit playgrounds? the judge agreed with you. most of the accidents occur from kids walking in front of or behind the swing. shouldn't we ban kids who don't pay attention. >> if they take them away kids will not learn to you to walk in front of them. we will see adults walking in front of it. >> and the fact of the matter is you will be better to survive an injury as a kid. as an adult, you are using a walker. you are hillary clinton. >> the wing is basically preparing you for on coming

traffic. agree with me, only in obama's america. >> have no positive memories from swing sets. all of these things, swing sets, monkey bars. >> you that's because you needed a friend to push you. >> all of this stuff is dangerous. you cut yourself that has nothing to do with it. >> how many imaginary friends did you have? >> one or two. you watch the kids watch the television do. unless the television raised them and it worked for me and now i am on television. >> he is. unfortunately next to me. >> i am assuming you had a traumatic swing accident. >> you know the chain link, i always get -- i had chubby hands.

>> we are even now. it would get stuck in there and it would hurt. it would hurt a lot. i think parents could raise their kids in bubbles. it is not just an option, but a great film. >> you won't believe this, but we used to ride our bicycles behind the ddt truck. >> we believe it. >> i'm serious. >> all it did was let 50jillion be killed by malaria. envelope got love you, but people will get concussions. they are big guys hitting each other. people have too much time on their hands than to worry about this kind of crap. who wants to buy some hair? you will find out.

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>> i love me some lou. he is due his worth dough. somebody paid $37,000 for a pair of willy nelson's braids. >> you said it wrong. >> what did i say? >> he is. >> i'm sorry. it is late. it is given to waylon jennings as a sobriety present and it was up for auction along with other belongings. no one knows who snagged the braids my guess it is either a crazy scientists or a red headed stranger. anything hairy you want to sell? >> no, but -- what? willy's suitcase sold for $837,000 because some of the greatest ganga -- >> did you ever get high with him? >> yeah, willy is an old friend of mine. we used to pal around a little bit. >> he is a great guy and i

love will. he has been stoned since the 50s. >> nothing wrong with that, will. what do you say, you are high on life and body hair. >> gregory if i bought that i would smoke that [bleep] frankly. >> unnecessary. you are out of here. we have a minute left on the show. joanne, does the thought of receiving gifts make you want to try sobriety? >> no, there is nothing worth that. who ever bought these maybe they have a hair fetish and they are like let me try to french braid on this. maybe a fish tail braid if you smoke in willy's suitcase -- >> i'm sure. >> this is the perfect cat toy for one of your cats. >> if i bought these i would cherish them. i would hang them from various body parts and my ears. >> i am imagining the scene in in -- the "goodbye horses"

scene and silence of the lambs. >> i don't watch foreign films.. >> what was the question? >> i don't have a question. you are basically giving up on the show andy levy style. you shouldn't be paid for the last part of the show. >> i don't think i am not. >> i was president paid for anything. >> celebrities should sell stuff like this. imagine if you were a big richard gear fan why not buy his tow -- toe nails? maybe somebody will buy cher's eyelashes. >> it would have to be -- >> by the way, i can sell my glasses. now that i have bi-focal

contacts i don't need my glasses. >> $100 per chair? >> i will get $100. >> it is for charity. >> want the money. maybe if you offer i will give the money to charity.

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♪and we've been taking care of business♪ ♪it's all right whew! ♪taking care of business, saved the day! out for you. breaking tonight, sources inside the white house telling us that president obama is under pressure to change his strategy to defeat isis terrorists. but the president is not budging. welcome to "the kelly file" everyone, i'm megyn kelly. hours ago president obama huddling at the pentagon with the nation's highest ranking military leaders before he goes off to a fundraiser. as his war strategy and leadership is publicly questioned by white house insiders, a former president, military leaders and now a majority of the american people. tonight marks two months since the commander in chief ordered air strikes against isis. and less than 30 days since he laid out his strategy to "degrade and ultimat