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she is on weekdays on the fox news hour. and as far back as she can remember she always wanted to be. he was on a desert with a horse with no name, but hue came back. it is tv's andy levey. and his wallet is so fat when he sits down he grows five feet. it is lou daabs, named after lou daabs week nights on the fox news network. he is the co author of the book "border war." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they dress up because our economy is messed up. according to the website, the weak, the rise of cos play is a bad sign for the u.s. economy. in an article apartmently titled why the rise of cos

play is bad for the economy. they note that the stagnant japanese economy has spashed an increase in the number of young people dressing up as cartoon heros. as the japanese sociologist notes even the young and poor can feel as though they are a hero. so true. the same thing is happen here with more and more young americans. their favorite comic book and science fiction characters. i am a cos-b player. unemployment for men and women is 11.4%. you are disillusioned with the reality of your early adult life dressing up like a doctor who starts to look -- >> dr. who? >> dr. who. these contacts are killing me. dressing up like dr. who starts looking better and better. i am wearing bifocal contacts and i am looking at a blurry mess of words. with a lousy mess of economy and in shambles is there

someone out there who can bring america back to greatness? >> with november fourth fast approaching, there is only one candidate who can take this country in the right direction, curtis armstrong. his platform, aggressive legalization of man man. legalization of marijuana. >> hi, guys. >> a no nonsense approach to fighting isis. >> i say we blow the [bleep] up. >> with an em em -- emphasis on fun. >> you sure can party. >> and helping out our friends abroad. >> show me your cards. >> two and four kings. that's good? >> you have too many kings. get rid of these. take three of these kings out. and we will replace them with three fresh cards. >> oh. okay. >> a vote for curtis armstrong is a vote for freedom. and it is a vote for america. >> full disclosure he was

supposed to be on the show tonight and canceled 45 minutes ago. it was a family machine. family machine. in for him is jedediah. she has not read a single story, but damn she looks good. bad economy, is this one by product of a bad economy we can actually enjoy? people dressing up? >> it is hard to imagine that the strongest sense of self-expression for this generation is to dress up as somebody else. i think it is complicated. they are doing a lot of psychology around the stale numbers. you know, i prefer to stick with stale numbers. the reality is, when you have got this many people and we are talking about 20 million people unemployed, i am surprised more people aren't dressing up as somebody else. >> here is my theory. if they are dressing up and they have a lot of free time, time square. we learned you can make money as superman and get arrested too, and you can possibly be

inebriated and no one will ever know. know anne, you are going -- joanne, you are going to comic-con where these young people congregate. will you be dressing up? >> i am terrified. no, i will be natalie portman's body double. that's the least amount required. >> but you have to look like her. >> from behind. >> that's going to be from the "star wars" movies or the thor movies? >> thor. i want to kiss a helmsworth. that's all in my head, but it goes to show in this world we all want to escape. we are all escapists whether you dress up in costumes or you drink heavily or you sleep past noon. we all want these other realities. you do cos play and i do pageants. i won't gunnel you if you don't judge me. >> i am going a is a body double as a natalie, but it is

natalie from "the facts of life." >> oh. >> she is a hero of mine. >> you took all the bad. >> it is uncanny and canny. andy, go ahead and defend your heros, the costumes wearing perverts and heathens that populate this world. >> i don't mean -- i don't need to defend them. they are all honest americans. i don't get cos playing. i don't like halloween. they are having a good time and not hurting anyone and they are more often than you would have been lead to believe attractive women. >> that is true. it is like a win-win. also i don't think -- i think this guy is kind of stretching something. i think he writes about politics and he thinks about politics all the time. he views everything. he tries to think of everything in political terms. i think the rise in cost play

is the rise in nerd culture. i think that's what it is. and he should know you can't dress a -- as dr. who. that's the name of the show. >> get out of here. that is so true. >> it was like i was going to dress as jaws. >> that sounds judgmental to me. >> the part about -- >> or i am going to dress as dr. frankenstein. no. >> you can pull it off. >> i am going to go dressed as frankenstein. the doctor. i gave you enough time to think of an answer for any i have to say. >> i am surprised for people aren't doing it to be honest. there are nights that i contemplate throwing on my thor costumes. lou is looking at me like, you have that?

it is true. there is an economic component to it for sure. in the united states given what is going on i'm surprised more people haven't reached for that. >> if yours is the best you can win a certain amount of money. >> i don't remember as many people doing this in the regan era. >> i would love to be thor, but i have a speech impediment so it means something else. >> i have a hammer. >> thank you for laughing at that. >> greg has a thor hammer too. >> it becomes thor later. >> shoot me now. >> i will come and defend these people before they move on. they might have no jobs, but at least they are not drinking and doing drugs or indulging in harmless fun. they are contributing to the economy. >> that's good. >> don't judge here. >> i don't judge them. i just want to know what they are doing. >> i believe this story was

bogus. >> there is no proof they don't have jobs. just because you go to comic-con does president mean you don't have a job. >> you don't think people are resorting to crazy things right now? people are broke. i know -- i have a lot of friends that do some crazy stuff right now because they can't make it in like the regular plain old world so they are dressing up and out there doing crazy stuff. >> i am not poor and i do a lot of crazy stuff for money. >> with your thor hammer. >> thor.org. he got laid and we got played allegedly. the white house allegedly knew of the possible tie to the 2012 prostitution scandal and didn't investigate it. they said aids were given information that he had a prostitute spend the night in

his hotel room. his lawyer says that is not true, but the new details were ignored. the post reports that separately the department of ohm land security found -- homeland security found evidence linking him to a hire and overnight guest. they were told by higher ups to leave the details out and not release the report until after the november election. the white house denies meddling. duck who was a law student at the time is currently employed as an advisor to the office on global women's issues at the state department. congressman jason chavez says the whole thing is much a do about nothing. >> and the white house needs to come clean. there is a white house staffer that was very involved in this. remember there were nearly two dozen secret service and military personnel that were either fired or reprimanded. when it came to the white house and the white house is taking care of its own personnel, a totally different standard and perhaps a miss direction and some cover up to

make sure that story never saw the light of day before the 2012 election. >> well i was mistaken. what happened in that hotel room. there was at least one witness. >> that is amazing. what was going in that room that gave the owner the time to do that. that is brilliant. lou, if the white house would lie about a prostitute this is a one-time thing and we should move on. >> i think you are right. we know from experience that they tell it like it is. if there is a question they answer it. open, transparent. these people are setting new standards just as the president promised. i just want to be on record saying i salute that kind of openness and that return to

american values. >> they are as transparent -- >> they are sorely needed. >> this fellow, his lawyer said he was cleared, but the lawyer would say that. anyway he is off working for the office of global issues. can you agree that is to quote uh -- morissette? >> he is doing research for his job. you don't know what happened in that room. they had a lovely conversation. they talked about culture, art and how we can advance women in the world. possible equality talks there. >> i think you might be right. by the way, i don't think this is the most contentious or interesting part of the story, andy. what the big deal is they suppress the information to the intimidated people so they can win an election. >> there is an expression i made up yesterday and started using it.

it is not the crime, it is the cover up. >> thank you very much. i workshopped a couple of ideas. guy whenever you get to that point it is always money. remember when i came up with the money? >> that expression is a cliche for a reason. it is a cliche because it is true. what is worse, a young volunteer legally got a hooker and took her back to his hotel or the guy investigating the thing to withhold or alter information in the report because it was potentially embarrass together administration and he was also told to delay the report until after the election? obvious looy that is far -- obviously that is far, far worse. the best thing about this was probably when this story broke on twitter the other night, all of these journalists are going wow. they cooperate believe -- they couldn't believe the obama administration would do this. they spent the last few years to say well this benghazi

stuff doesn't add up and it was right before an election. they spent all their time mocking those people as crazy pants that they are just blown away that something like this could even happen. >> that is an excellent point. >> i do think we ought to -- we might consider the possibility for mr. duck in his defense. there was an emphasis on real estate here in bringing her to his hotel room. maybe he was supporting her. he was turning the room over to her for her vocational purposes, helping out someone not as fortunate as he. and that kind of spirit is what they can use at the state department. >> what is fun intoe is you are not far off. he was an intern. what does an intern do? an intern does the work that other people don't want to do. he may have been asked to do this by somebody else, and he got left holding the bag. >> his father is now also employed at the white house.

>> why not own up to it? they say they delayed -- >> he may be innocent. they said they delayed the release of any information. say something shady went on here. people say because of the 2012 election they delayed it. do people really think this would have been a factor in people's votes and the way they voted? that's what i'm confused about. >> i'm sure it would have been. >> the white house and given the scandal, you already had people implicated. >> i greaty with you. as i said before -- i agree with you. this is a young volunteer. >> he is not going to be tied to barack obama. >> i agree. the problem is, as i always say, jedediah, it is not the crime. what it is is the covering up of the crime. >> i have to get this shorter. >> at this point you came up with cya. >> i got that was a soccer league. the worst poort -- part is the

secret service don't like the obama administration at all. these leaks came from the secret service. >> after she resigns, was this a -- they had this. >> that's what i think. the secret service is looking at this like we are tired of being [bleep] by the administration and meanwhile they are -- meanwhile they are sitting there in the clear like we have nothing to do with it. >> the silver lining is it forces journalists to be journalists. they are too embarrassed not to. when you have the irs and all of these issues that are bipartisan and where people feel like what is going on and why isn't the media reporting on these things? now media are too embarrassed to sad mitt what is going on. to admit what is going on. even if they have to call the administration out, they are too hue male yaited not to. they look like phony journalists and everybody knows it. on twitter they have to look like they are doing their job. it is too ridiculous. >> you know what else they are

doing? they are doing it is only sex sidestep. you know what, prostitution is legal, but that's what we are talking about. suppressing something to win an election. >> you can go through a list of scandals. this administration doesn't dig. they are not interested. maybe this guy didn't do anything wrong, but this administration was not interested in finding out and that's what we are finding out. >> the real wrongdoing here is the white house alleged in the story to have intar feared with the -- interfered with the inspector general and delayed the report. >> that's it. also agents got -- if this kid was involved and agents got fired and he got a job that sucks too. >> and i was going to say, that's the thing. you are pissing off the secret service. the one thing you don't want to do in washington -- when you work for the administration you are there for four or eight years. the permanent washington

bureaucracy class, they are there forever. and they have two jobs. one is to do the job they are supposed to do, but more than that, their job is to protect the bureaucracy. that's what you are seeing here. you are seeing the secret service bureaucracy saying we are not taking -- we are not going to take this anymore. >> because this is all going to implode if we don't actually do something. lastly, i guarantee you tomorrow media matters for america will have the talking point memo out which will go to the huffington post and which will say how every single thing we talked about was meaningless and then mock or demonize the reporters at the "washington post" which will be hard to do because that isn't -- it is not a conservative website. it is not the daily caller or the blaze. it could be hard for mmfa to nail this one. let's take a break. my goodness. coming up, an inside look at lou daabs bank vault.

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to meet at the rug. what the heck is a rug? it includes an illustration. i love that. a cartoon by a social justice comedian. there is a job. it is explaining the spectrum of gender. the school superintendent says it is part of an effort to stop bullying. look at their newest student arriving on thursday. >> awesome. that is the most awesome. it is so adorable. lou, obviously nobody wants to feel excluded or picked on. have we gone too far? don't be jerks. >> i think it would be -- i think that is probably wonderful advice. can't we find teachers who have more to worry about?

i thought part of growing up socialization and self-realization, all of the derivatives, who are you? a purple cow? >> a purple penguin. >> it seems like people should be more comfortable with themselves than that. >> and also i think you hit on it. i believe teaching gender equality and identity is easier than teaching math and other things because it is all about feeling -- you don't need an answer key. >> it is not even about feeling, greg. it is about somebody's conjuring of feelings. who knows if it is real or not? >> that's true. joanne is a girl's name. would you be -- would you feel better if we used a gender neutral, joe? >> as long as when you leave the e off when you say it because that makes it gender neutral. >> i know you have felt uncomfortable about this for almost a year. >> you got all of my letters

and you are finally answering them. thank you. what is going to happen with square dancing in gym class? i did three years of that. every year it was brian greenberg, very nice guy. he knew i was a good dancer and i would just spin him around. you had to dance with someone of the opposite sex. that's how you, i don't know, learn how to -- in dancing the male leads. >> sexist. >> i dance by myself now. >> in front of a mirror and holding a glass of chablet. >> i don't know why anyone would want to be a teacher. you have the bad pay and the common core is difficult for these kids. >> and then a whole nine months a year. >> my mother was a teacher.

>> you were worse in class because you had no class. we will be right back. penguins are sexual in dynamics. could this beacon fusing for kids? be confusing? >> kids should know. asking a purple penguin to meet you at the rug has an entirely different meaning on craigslist. be careful the world is not like middle school unfortunately. look, i believe there are people who believe they don't fit into the binary gender norm. >> i know that feeling. >> i believe that because it is true. obviously it goes without saying they shouldn't be bullied, demeaned, threatened. but the overwhelming majority of people don't fit into the male and female category and it is easier and quicker to say boys and girls or whatever and it is not intended to bully, demean and threaten. i am jewish and i would never get upset.

when someone wishes me a merry christmas, you can't get upset. it is meant in good spirits. >> you are jewish. >> it doesn't apply to you. sometimes when you are in a minority you have to understand that the majority doesn't mean anything bad. i think this is one of those time. >> jedediah, you were a teacher. you are an expert on kids. they are evil. won't they find something else to make fun of? >> what they will wind up doing is saying am i a penguin? am i a penguin? little kids are not going to understand because they anna tom mickly say boys and girls are different. most days i am a girl. why? i was talked about it when i was a kid. what they are afraid of are the activities will become gender specific. kids have recess and the girls go and play girl toys and the tbois go and playboy -- and the boys go and play boy

things. they feel like boys get in line here and the girls get in line there. they need to know there is a difference. are we not supposed to tell people that there are three men at this table and two women. should we say there are three penguins? you are purple penguins. >> it is in line and not on-line. this is not -- this is america. >> are you editor. >> people say -- who stands on-line. you stand in line. >> you are getting a lot of texts. >> am i? >> you are. >> am i? i will turn the phone over, andy. >> i am trying to be a professional here on a show on a worldwide, powerful news network with mr. lou daabs sitting here and you don't even have the common courtesey of a 4-year-old purple something. >> penguin. >> there in lies a couple of

issues. one of them is jedediah prompts -- i'm sorry. jedediah prompts a question. why not ask a gender specific behavior? we test for math and reading and writing. we need to be testing for penguins and genders. >> you know what will happen? they will get answers they don't want. the statistics will not be to their liking. there are certain questions you don't want to ask. the whole point of the story is to provide work for social justice comedians. without this stuff they would booy in cos play. he spent most of his time at occupy wall street. >> the fall back is common core will go the way we think it will go. >> pot for begin ares? first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is lou daabs investment. we have buckets of duckets.

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more likely to carry a gene for longevity. it regulates insulin and helps to delay death forever. i'm 180. bottom line, i'm living forever. andy and lou will be dead shortly. lou, tall guys have more status. that means they don't have to try as hard which is why they die sooner. that's my theory. >> that's an interesting theory. but the fact of the matter is, i think there are a lot of questions about this research. it is interesting because of the war on men that they are trying to divide us. the fact is, it really is a way to say women out live us by five years. short and tall men. >> by the way, the gap expanded, but it is now -- it is actually -- the average age is between 80 and 78. it is like two and a half years. i call it the life gap. life gap is a clever, clever

expression. i call it the war on men. those are the results. >> i couldn't agree more, joanne. did it convince you to start dating shorter men and give up the strapping athletes you stalk on the streets? i have dated some shorter ones, but they are fame and not athletes. i didn't see it. >> because you were famous. >> yes. >> that's great. >> peter dinklage. >> yes. actually i don't know who that is. some would say it is an advantage that shorter people livelonger. maybe not. do you really want to live until you are 100? i hear you shrink. you will just get shorter and shorter. i think the taller people die sooner because there are more of them and their heart has to pump bud through longer

veins. it is more work and it runs out like a car. it runs out sooner. >> have you ever thought of being part of the fox's medical a team? >> i'm pretty sure that is accurate. >> it sounds so right. >> there is more. >> my theory is short people don't bump their heads. >> what about jockeys? >> after they retire they drink a lot. and it is easy to get drunk when you are tiny and you end up doing stupid stuff you can't get into here because it is a family show. andy, you said in the green room that short people are a cancer on this planet. i thought it was harsh. >> i will say this story made me sad. it is not bad enough being a short guy. now you have to livelonger? now you have to extend what i only imagine is a miserable, miserable existence? a life of having to keep everything on the floors because you can't reach the shelves. you need a step stool to get into bed. i will be honest. never in my life have i

felt sorry for short guys. they chose that lifestyle. i have to wonder would they have made that choice if they had known they would livelonger? >> you have to have the information. maybe you choose to play in the nfl. i think maybe you are not going to choose to be short knowing that you would have to extend your miserable existence. >> jed, ignore everything. you are actually racist. i believe being short is a race. a race of short people. >> elves. >> i am from middle earth, jedediah. what do you make of this study? >> i was thinking about it in the make up room in the three and a half minutes i had to prepare for this show and i was comparing the short and tall guys that i have dated. i found the shorter guys were much less anxiety ridden and less stressed, for whatever reason. it clearly doesn't apply to

you. >> absolutely not. >> i am wonder figure there is something behind that. i went down the line, all 542 of this will. i decided yes in fact -- >> i will say being short requires you to hone your evolutionary skills. >> that could be it. >> or maybe the head bump thing you said before. >> shut up. they are starting to sell the milder marijuana for bud beginners like me. just as booze comes in lower proof, edibles are maureen daoud proof. it is 15 times weaker than other pop-laced pops and it is great for those who are new to thc. the rookie cookie contains 10 times less thc than other edibles. a rep notes that people don't want something that they will get so inebriated.

this is a natural evolution in a commercial market and it makes sense to me. >> it may. i thought the whole point of the thc stuff was is to deliver a real bang. >> but the fact is a mild little buzz is more enjoyable -- it is like with all medications and alcohol. when i go to a bar i don't president what to drink a 12 -- i don't want to drink a 12 pack. i want four glasses of wine. you can't do that with marijuana. it is not segmented so you can manipulate it in a safe way. >> you can't filter those -- what do they calls those bangs? >> bongs? >> yes, bongs. >> i don't know. every time i have tried marijuana i end up in the hospital often driven by a terrified cabbie who must then clean the backseat of four kinds of fluids. one that is unrecognizable and still not part of the science or periodic table.

joanne, you are a pot novice. are you more inclined to try an edible? >> if it is a rookie cookie, that's brilliant. >> rhyming is great. >> it is great. i still doping thint i would -- don't think i would try this. it is not my thing. i like to be in control and i know what wine does to me. >> the thing is this is my point. i am a wine drinker for that reason. i know the difference between one, two, three, four glasses of wine. andy this is why it is important for marijuana to adopt this so people like me don't freak out. >> true. i think you would still freak out though. i think you need to stick to your supermanly red wine with ice cubes in it. >> have you done that though? it is nice to have an ice cube. >> i call it greg sangria. >> i don't make things up. that is 100% true. i do like the idea of rookie cookie. they should expand it for people who want to try pot because they are depressed. they could have frowny brown

knees. they should have long lasting candies for people like lou called everlasting gobstoppers. >> how much time did you spend on that? >> i would say a maximum of 40 seconds. >> jedediah, thoughts? >> i never smoked pot. if i was going to try it it would need to be in a candy and i would have to know it wouldn't make me crazy. i would be the girl that is afraid. >> imagine if caffeine was banned. people would be ingesting it in large quantities and acting crazy. in order to get crazy on caffeine you need to have four cups of coffee. imagine if you applied that to every illicit drug from ecstasy to cocaine and heroin, everybody would be fine. >> pot scares people that they will get hoping gree and -- hungry and fat. >> that's why nobody gets addicted to pills. you know exactly what you are

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well, limp bizkit was numbered again. they released a list of artists and bands up for induction this coming year. it includes green day, never heard of them, nine inch nails, the smiths, sting, joan jet and three-time nominee, nwa. they will be voted on by journalists and music execs. fans can vote on-line, but you will be ignored. here are the smiths performing

one of their hits. ♪ >> there are not enough rookie cookies in the world to get you through that. >> i heard you were in a smiths cover band. was there anybody in there you like? >> not a soul. >> i love fleetwood mac, but i think they are in there. stevie nicks, she had a hell of a life. >> she is still rolling. >> you know what. joanne, were you aware of any of these bands before today? >> yes. only two. >> which one? >> green day because their song "american idiot" was made into a musical and sting because there is now on broadway a new musical called the last ship and it is his childhood and songs and stuff.

i hope sting wins because i think it would be great for the broadway community. >> he is a nudist. >> save on the costumes. expwhrie that's true. andy, good list, bad list. >> i am okay with every nominee except green day. let's talk about bands that aren't in there that should be. where is king clemson? i thought the music was supposed to be progressive, greg? nick cave, and lee how is -- lou reid is not in there? >> he created his own. >> the pixies? deep purple. deep purple was nominated last year and the year before. not even nominated this year. >> "smoke on the water." >> sonic youth, journey. >> journey? >> none of those bands are in

the rock and roll hall of fame. >> bring in jedediah jie. i saw joan jet's name. i hear sara mclock lynn does not fit the bill. journey is cool. i didn't know any of the people andy just said. we were staring at each other during that segment. >> joan set, by the way, i don't know how old she is. >> she hasn't changed at all. >> she is the hottest person on the planet. >> is she 5-2? >> i don't know. >> sting is in with the police. >> why be greedy? a lot of the 80s music may be the best era ever. punk in the beginning and new wave in the middle and rap and rap metal and grunge metal and then in the 90s. >> i like the 90s. >> 80s is the best. >> 90s is the best dance. put a disco ball in here and joanne and i will show you why. >> there is one right there. >> oh my god this is turning into "the five." into "the five." coming up, the shopping online is as easy as it gets.

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>> ai could send us bye-bye. the tesla founder is warning that telling artificial intelligence to delete spam e-mail could lead to the extinction of all humanity. here he is fear mongering with "vanity fair." >> i don't think people understand how quickly machine intelligence is advancing. it is faster than anyone realizes. if there is a digital super -- super in10 inteligence its optimization is something detrimental to humanity and it will have a bad affect. it could be something getting rid of spam e-mail. >> i apologize. i thought it would be an interesting video. it is an interesting topic, lou. very scary. he bored us to death. >> it is fascinating with that much creativity and innovative

impulse and genius replicates what is in fiction. steven spielberg, you name it, has been treated in pop culture, and he is sitting there on that stage. i love those events at ""vanity fair"." people lean back and start getting more profound and boring . i digress. >> jedediah, anything inevitable never happens, right? >> never happens. unfortunately i fduring that vit know exactly what is going on. i don't get it. deleting your spam e-mail is a problem? >> it gives you the choice to improve decisions. i said that to andy many times. >> i love the fact that they explained why it would be detrimental to us. as he said that wouldn't be good for us. >> he needed to say that for

me. >> the cat is out of the bag. >> he just made me remember. i have another e-mail account that i never check. that is basically -- i consider that one my spam. if i don't care about it, i don't need any of that stuff. you can then argue, i have a whole other identity. >> you could be killed. >> i will never die. >> andy, thoughts? >> i want to point out the guy warning us about ai killing humanity is driving driverless cars. what will kill us faster than driverless cars if the ai wants to take over? he is just making it easy for them. whose side is he on? whose side are you on, buddy? >> he is an apeaser to artificial intelligence. >> why do you think he is making all of those rockets? >> stop musk. >> he smells great. >> musk for men. jedediah, thanks for coming in

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