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up. there's my sister. >> you have the whole family. we're excited to have you. it's a big news day indeed. the cdc may tell us more about a nurse in texas that caught ebola while treating thomas duncan, the first patient diagnosed with the deadly virus in the u.s. he died last week after flying here from liberia. both texas and cdc officials say the nurse wore full protective gear while treating him. so far the infection is blamed to a breach of protocol. here is the latest from texas. >> we can tell you that the nurse is stable as we speak. officials are not releasing her name. the only thing that we really know about her is that she was a nurse here at texas health presbyterian hospital in dallas and she had been taking care of thomas duncan. of course, the liberian national got sick and died last week from the deadly virus.

c.d.c. also says that this health care worker had been wearing full protective gear while treating patient zero so it's not clear how she could have become infected, although the cdc chief says that there was a breach in protocol. that's what we're hoping to get clarification on at this news conference that is supposed to be starting right now with the cdc. we've been told this nurse had contact with at least one other person when she started showing symptoms which is when the ebola virus becomes contagious but here is what's really troubling. health authorities say this nurse was not one of the 48 people identified as having exposure to mr. duncan. 48 people have been monitored daily by doctors here since this fiasco began in texas last month. however, health care employees, interestingly enough, were told to self monitor themselves for symptoms. and that's what this nurse did. apparently came down with a fever friday night, went to the

hospital saturday and that's when the preliminary tests came in. her apartment in dallas has now been sealed off. hazmat crews worked over the weekend to strub it down, decontaminate it in the same way that mr. duncan's apartment was addressed here as well. his four family members still remain under quarantine. they've not been given a clean bill of health yesterday. october 19 is the magic day, the end of the 21-day incubation period for the virus and it's possible those four people could become sick as well. but they are remaining under quarantine so far they are not showing any symptoms of this deadly virus. >> as we've been reporting for weeks now, largest nurses union in the united states felt they're not prepared to respond to ebola. i'm wondering if you're hearing any reports of in morale in the medical community now that one of our nurses has

contracted this virus on u.s. soil. >> i don't know about necessarily a drop in morale. however, it's something that's on the minds of those health care workers. my producer actually has a neighbor who is a nurse in this community and they talked about sort of the protocols that they were being given at their hospital and it's not texas health president bit air yoon here but it's something that health care workers are concerned about and not just here in the dallas-fort worth area, i might add, but a certain around the country because it is possible that someone else in a different part of the country could walk into an emergency room, have these symptoms and test positive for ebola. we hope to god that's not what happens here and that it has been contained but all of the health officials were saying they thought it was contained with mr. duncan and then we got this horrible news that one of his staff members who had been taking care of him came down

with it. >> thank you. i want to get straight to you on this. cdc under fire right now for their handling of all of this. >> this is -- i don't understand. i'm frightened if one of you cough, i'm running out of here right now. the cdc, the center for disease control, emphasis on the word control, the way they've handled this, they should say cd viewing. they're not involved. they're int ahead of it. they're playing catchup. i don't understand it. i feel like this is something that's been out there, that we're not prepared for it. i don't know what the cdc director is doing. it's like if his son were a 16-year-old kid who just got his license, instead of preparing him to drive, he gives him a formula one car and drives off. >> it's expected when the cdc holds the news conference they're going to announce changes to the way they react to those that enter u.s. hospitals that are showing symptoms of the virus and recently travelled to west africa. >> we have to look what the cdc is. they probably know everything

there is to know about ebola. their doctors, their professionals but they're not ready for the battle plan, right? they can prepare in academic exercises but really, when it comes to tackling this the way they're supposed to tackle it, i don't think they're equipped to do such a thing. i hate czars. i can't stand czars, the thought of it, but it makes you wonder now may be the time to put somebody in charge because who is going to make sure these hospitals are implementing the proper protocol? to your point, there was a protocol. the question is, is it fail sng is there a breakdown? is it not working? are they implementing it the wrong way? seems like the cdc, while they know a lot of facts and a lot of history on the disease, when it comes to tactically containing it, they can't. >> also we had peggy noonan from the "wall street journal" making it clear there are questions about how the government is handling this and how they'll be able to handle this going

forward. if we can, listen. >> we'll have two speakers today and then we'll go to questions. for those of you in the room asking questions, would you please -- >> i was going to -- >> there's a lack of a sense in so many of these stories that you are getting it straight, that they're telling you really what they know, that they're telling you what you can do. there's always the senses specially with the ebola thing that they're trying to keep you calm. and it has the patronizing sound of we don't want you little people to get nervous. look. nobody wants the american public to get nervous but we would all be less nervous if we had a sense we were getting it straight from our governmental bodies. >> that was peggy asking the question, is the government being straight forward with us? >> and we want to acknowledge the fact we first went to the news conference with the cdc and we're monitoring that with our team here and if it makes news, we'll go to it for certain because it is happening right now. andrea brought up something that

really, really works out. we don't have a surgeon general right now. government is really letting us down as americans. i don't care what party you are. you have to get your stuff together. we need a surgeon general, we need a pinpoint person. look. from both sides of the political aisle this weekend, they started saying, look. where is this person? you used the word czar. i don't care what you call them but we have an office to do this. our lawmakers in the beltway have not been able to agree. >> there's always a problem until it's a crisis. i think they should set up special centers for just ebola in each state. they shouldn't let people go into regular hospitals where it can be spread. >> and there are professionals who know how to deal with this specifically. >> that would take the person being very up front with their condition. saying what their symptoms exactly are and being forthright where they've travelled which is not the case so far. >> a czar or a persona pointed

specifically to deal with this, we have it. it's the centers for disease control. outbreak came out in 1995 and i've been prepared for stuff since 1995. what is the cdc doing? making sure there are vaccines. >> came out in 1992 and 1999. with my son, i became very paranoid so they know what this is. >> surgeon general is tasked with disseminating information. cdc is tasked with keeping us safe and making sure people on the job like the nurse and the protocols are there and the equipment is made but that person, we already have that role. we need the government to work for us and put that pinpoint person in and to communicate and that would be the person telling the president right now, he wouldn't be talking -- >> you shouldn't have to go up to the level of the president. >> why not? why not? why wouldn't this go to the level of the president? the president basically told the american people a couple of

weeks ago we would never be in the situation we're i today so he fed the public misinformation and look. this was in august we started to hear about this? imagine if we had shut down flights. imagine if we had acted sooner. >> cdc, let's watch and then come right back to the conversation. >> it's at the very onset of her symptoms. that individual is also being monitored and as of now, has no symptoms suggestive of ebola and no fear. third is to identify the health care workers who also cared for the index patient and ensure that they are actively monitored for development of symptoms or fever and if they develop either symptoms or fever, that they're immediately isolated, assessed and tested. that process is still underway. the team worked hard through the day yesterday into the night

yesterday and are still actively working today to interview each one of the large number of health care workers who might potentially have had contact with the index patient when he was hospitalized. and the thinking here is straight forward. if this one individual was infected and we don't know how, within the isolation unit, then it is possible that other individuals could have been infected as well so we consider them to potentially be at risk and we're doing an in-depth review and investigation. so these are the three categories of contacts. contacts with the index patient before he was hospitalized, contacts with the health care worker diagnosed yesterday and contactd who may have also had contact with the index patient after he was hospitalized. all of them will be actively monitored and that's how we break the chain of trans mission. we prevent another generation of

spread of ebola. in addition as i indicated yesterday, we're doing a detailed investigation to better understand what might have happened with the infection of the health care worker. we look at what happens before people go into isolation, what happens in isolation and what happens when they come out of isolation and we're particularly concerned with that third process, taking off the isolation, personal protective equipment. if it is contaminated, there's a possibility that the worker will contaminate themselves and become infected in that process. from day one we've had a team on ground in dallas working closely with the hospital, the state and the local health officials. when the additional patient was diagnosed, we doubled down and sent an additional team in place. that team has been at the hospital just about continuously since. they've been working through the

night. we're not just doing an investigation. we're immediately addressing anything that could potentially make it safer and easier to care for people who have or may have ebola. >> we're not going to wait for the final results of that investigation and i can go in some detail later to what we are doing in the short run but each time we identify a process or training or equipment or protocol that can be improved there, we are combrufing it right there on the site. i want to clarify something i said yesterday. i spoke with a breach in protocol and that's what we speak about in public health when we're talking about what needs to happen and our focus is to say, would this protocol have prevented the infection? we believe it would have but some interpreted that as finding fault with the hospital or the

health care worker and i'm sorry if that was the impression given. that was certainly not my impression. people on the front lines are really protecting all of us. people on the front lines are fighting ebola. the enemy here is a virus, ebola. it's not a person, it's not a country, it's not a place, not a hospital, it's a virus. and it's a virus tough to fight but together, i'm confident that we will stop it. what we need to do is all take responsibility for improving the safety of those on the front lines. i feel awful that a health care worker became infected in the care of an ebola patient. she was there trying to help the first patient survive. and now she has become infected. all of us have to work together to do whatever is possible to reduce the risk at any other health care worker becomes

infected. when we think about hospitals where ebola care can be given, there are really two different steps. the first is diagnosis. and every hospital in this country needs to think about the possibility of ebola in anyone with a fever are other symptoms that might be consistent with ebola who has travelled to any of the three countries in the previous 21 days. whatever else we do, that is critical throughout our entire health care system so that patients are rapidly diagnosed if additional patients become ill in this country. second is the issue of care of ebola once the diagnosis has been made. i think what we recognize is that that care is complex and we're now working very closely

with the hospital to make that care simpler and easier with hands-on training, hands-on oversight and monitoring and that is something that we will do any time there is a case of ebola. >> all right. we've been watching and we'll continue to monitor off screen now that cdc briefing by the director. there are a couple of nuggets coming throughout the medical speech you heard. one having to deal with the second patient now, the woman taking care of thomas duncan who passed away last week of ebola. what he's saying is they're worried about this level of response, particularly concerned with when people take off their protective gear. and they want to combruf the protocol on that so they don't infect themselves. it is interesting that he brought that up and then he wanted to clarify this breach in protocol that he had attributed to the behavior of the people at the dallas hospital who were

taking care of duncan, essentially saying that he's not trying to point a finger of blame at those on the front line. i'm para phrasing here but say they accept responsibility for the nurse getting sick. all of this points to a central issue, though. we're hearing from the director of the cdc who should be tasked are viewing another job to keep everybody else safe. there should be that p.r. arm of the government that was created, i know i sound like i'm beating a drum here. surgeon general or somebody and you have somebody in mind. >> he probably doesn't want to do it but rudy giuliani would be perfect for this perfect role. if you lived in new york city and you know rudy, he put together an extensive set of dooms day plans for the city so when 9/11 happened, he knew exactly how to respond and want just that. not just the terrorist attack but a chemical attack. >> anthrax. we had a lot going on at that time. >> he was prepared for everything. he anticipated every situation and what could go wrong. he was always ahead of the curve. the cdc director, he was

basically instructing hospitald from the podium on things he should have been telling them months ago. >> so my big question, paul, is it time for an -- and i'm going to quote the golf channel this weekend calling the president the first duffer because he has his conversation with the hhs secretary and then moments later, we know from video went to hit the golf course in his wind breaker. is it time we hear from the president? >> it is but it should not have gotten to this point where he has to step in. the larger issue is there's a bad health protocol throughout the united states right now. it's called going to the hospital. like going to the hospital is not a good thing in this country. my issue is from the sound bites we just heard that you have the cdc that in the moment is adj t adjusting protocol in the middle of battle. this is a war. it's like dropping guys into combat and start shooting and

the commander going, wow. we probably should have practiced shooting a little bit. >> i would be careful with saying that hospitals are not the place to go in the country. we have the best health care system in the world. >> not for some people we don't. >> i think for this specific disease, we should have a special facility with specially trained people who know exactly how to deal with it in each city. that way it's not spread and when the person walks in, they know what they're looking for. they know if they find it, they know how to contain it. and thep they know how to not infect themselves. >> i find it curious that the cdc director almost said that we don't know how the nurse contracted the ebola but yet we'll stop it from spreading. we'll continue to monitor the situation, the briefing still going on and we will bring you any news out of that as it comes. meantime, hundreds gathering in one emergency -- new jersey town to show they will not

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in new jersey last night for an anti-bullying rally and candlelight vigil. this after seven high school football players were arrested for allegedly hazing teammates. three face serious charges including aggravated assaults and four others face a lester top charge of aggravated assault and prosecutors are weighing whether to charge them as adults. folks in the town are shocked and hoping for justice. >> when you first heard about this, what was your emotional reaction? >> shock. shock. family values, this is a community where everybody works hard for a living, pays their taxes. >> who is responsible in this type of situation? >> i think everybody is. i think the teen itself, i think the athletic director, i think the principal, the vice principal, anyone affiliated with the school system. >> should they be tried as adults? the football program has been shut down but paul, i'm not

going to go into details but this isn't a typical hazing when people think of hazing. it's very, very graphic. it's sexual in nature. >> you make a really good point and that's the first thing i wanted to say, can we stop calling this hazing? it's like a scene from revenge of the nerds. this was sexual assault and the bottom line is they should be tried as adults. it was graphic and intense and disgusting and they should be penalized as adults. they have to live their lives as adults. they can't go to spring break. they have to be married, make mortgage payments and they basically have to live the responsibility of an adult. these people need -- this to me is why the nfl has a problem. this apparently is sort of like the minor league sort of preparation for that kind of behavior in the nfl. i believe systemic going up and down the food chain starting with high school through college and into the nfl. >> we saw the bullying case in the miami dolphins and you

wonder where the culture starts but some parents are concerned. they're taking the other side of the coin and saying, look. if the kids get tried as adults, they're not going to have a shot of going to college. they will be locked up in prison for years. is it too harsh? >> the legal system under megan's law, if the teens are convicted of sex crimes in either juvenile or adult court, penlizations are similar for what they've done. they would be required to register as sex owe februariffet least the next 15 years. the question is, is a kid or a guy or a boy, i don't know how to address them, under the age of 18, are they capable of change? you know, if they're not yet into their 20's and maybe this is the way they would live their lives? >> where did they learn this behavior? a sociopath does not just become a sociopath. all these boys did not just do this. there were parents, there were coaches, there were adults around them and kids. someone has to take

responsibility. it's over the age of 15. >> why is there a presumption if they're tried as adults they can't change and have a future? >> but why are we not investigating the parents or the coaches? >> that's a good question. the head coach was there for 20 years. a lot of parents say we find it hard to believe he didn't know what's going on between september 19 and september 29. this was just last month. it wasn't like it happened years ago. >> i have a hard time believing this is the first incident. all right. we'll keep you updated on that story. desperate battle for key control of the city in syria getting more intense as kurdish fighters try to hold off the advancing isis terror army. [ male announcer ] it's a warning.

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we're told there's fierce fighting in kobani near the turkish border. activists saying they can hear gun fire just days after the kurdish fighters managed to slow the terrorists. john mccain is weighing in and he says the united states is losing. >> first of all, they're winning and we're not and the iraqis are not winning, the kurds are not winning and there's a lot of aspects of this but there has to be a fundamental reevaluation of what we're doing. first thing you've got to do is recognize that this present pinprick bombing is not working. second of all, you need more boots on the ground. >> paul, he says that isis is winning and we're not. >> well, you know, it's -- to me, the administration sort of explains this as like we're going to at least try to contain the spread of militants in the

region. that's like saying you're going to contain the amount of nude selfies on i cloud. it's never going to happen. seems like we're throwing a bunch of stuff against the wall to see what sticks. >> you've been adamant saying we don't need american boots on the ground but right now the strategy is not apparently working. >> people talk about we need to have people on the ground and i don't want to say boots any more because the reason i don't want them on the ground is because it's more american lives and enough, in my opinion, have lost for regions that we should not be extending american lives on. the question is, whose lives are going to be lost? right now the turks are going, not us. it should be, and maybe it's already happening, maybe there's coordination with syria on the ground. asad's army is already on the ground. we probably are coordinating on some level so they're not shooting down our airplanes. i'm pretty adamant about the fact this needs to be fought by

asad. this is his problem, his city and the turks are the ones that should pony up. >> i think you need boots on the ground. i think you need lots of them. >> i agree with you. >> i think this is going to be -- you partner with asad. if you're going to go fight somebody, you fight with him. >> i agree. lewders in iraq anbar province pleaded for them to stop relentless assault. they've threatened to abandon weapons if the u.s. military does not intervene. okay. we cannot pinprick this, piece male it. we have to go hard, we have to go fast, we have to go strong. >> it's the politics that are dictating the war. >> we have to go to the matches. we're the united states of america, the super power of the world, we have the best military in the world and we need to wipe them off the face of the earth. >> but i don't think it should just be us. i think the coalition should be

represented. >> but we have to lead. >> we partnered with stalin so defeat the nazis. sometimes you have to partner with someone who is a bad person and an enemy of the united states to get something done. >> watch what happened over the weekend and there were a couple of developments that i think are worth noting. they did not take kobani on the weekend and on friday heading into a beautiful fall weekend, we thought that kobani was all but gone. you have the kurds and you've got people on the ground who can fight them off but they are going -- and i agree with stacie. they'll need our help. we'll have to send in special forces, at least more, to train. we're out of time. we're out of time. >> we have to go. >> you have ebola and isis and we're out of time on both. >> and we react the same way on

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>> the president is set to, in 2 1/2 hours, meet with senior administration officials and he's going to get an update on the cdc's response and that down in dallas, teches tech to the

ebola crisis. what i'm told is he'll sooe an update not only on that but broader efforts to ensure the preparedness of our national health infrastructure and there will be a photo op at the top of that so we'll be able to see who is going to be in the room and then they'll meet. that's set for 3:00 p.m. eastern today and we'll cover it live here on fox news as they come out of there. we'll bring you whatever news is made. andrea? >> and then some other news today. it's harris' birthday. >> whoa. >> it's your birthday, it's your birthday. >> oh, my goodness. >> come on, kids. come out and dance. >> i love you. thank you, andrea. >> you'll be asked back for sure. at least according to some democratic strategists and former white house veterans, they're reporting saying that president obama needs new talent and a fresh set of eyes to help turn around the problems facing his administration. they tell the hill that mr. obama is surrounded by people who are more focused on

squeezing him than challenging him. i like to call them stepford staff and many are exhausted after six years of tough governing. this as americans' disapproval of the job performance hit an all time low. it's at 57% and the president's job approval rating just particulars above the all-time low at 39%. >> yes. >> your approval rating went up after that last dance. >> that was amazing. i didn't know you had that all going on. >> your hips don't lie. >> and now back to the president. >> and his approval rating. i think it's because of the way that he responds to crises. >> the sam thing with isis, the same thing with ebola. he waits and waits and waits. >> not just the response. one can argue there shouldn't be an ebola crisis because you should have seen it coming down

the road. obama has been great at uniting america. he just unitedal of us against him right now and that's like sort of rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. you need to switch out the iceberg and by iceberg, i mean obama. move it out of the way. >> i'll go a step easier and say it's not staff changes. it's policy changes that are needed. policy changes have led to the high number of part time wokers in the country and the low labor participation rate and it's the taxes that have stifled small business in this country. let's talk about some policy changes before we talk about changing people. >> i think if the president doesn't really step up on this ebola crisis and more people start to contract the disease and flights are still going back and forth and they have yet to articulate a reason why, i think that number could get even higher. >> i agree. i think they should stop flights but more than that, i think this

president, you know, has said a lot of things. he's never kept his word. if you don't have your word, you have nothing. >> i don't think he's never kept his word. >> if you don't keep your word one time, two times, that's it. no one is going to trust you. >> i don't think politicians generally keep their word. >> the allies are starting to see, i don't know. i don't know if i want to go with you. >> politicians are putting their finger up to see which way the wind is blowing. >> not as blatantly as he has. >> but this seems like no one is at the wheel, harris. it seems like no one is driving the bus. >> someone is driving the cart and you know, i just generally don't go there because the president's off time is the president's off time but to know that within minutes of the james foley, of learning about the beheading of yet another american that the president headed out to golf. correct when he when i get to

something wrong here. yesterday within minutes of hearing about the second ebola president, the president went out to golf. who is driving our bus as we are all on as americans? i don't care when political party you're in. the government works for us. maybe at this meeting today, they can come up with answers with regard to ebola. but 50% against everything is almost undoable. >> it seems like nobody in the white house is able to say, mr. president, this doesn't look good. please fix it. >> i don't think he likes our country z. that's ridiculous. when you say something like that, you can't say that about a gi who -- >> i would like someone to show me what he's done, what he does. >> if you don't like his politics and you don't like his job but when you say something like that, it rings hollow. it really does. >> who is he serving? the public or more himself?

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>> well, it looks like we may have overestimated that seven-year itch. anthropologist looked at data from dozens of societies starting in the late 1940's and found that marriages were actually most vulnerable at the four-year mark and she's blaming biology noting that humans space their children four years apart which means we may have stayed together just to raise a child through infancy. that's what happened to me. dad, where are you? i need a lap dance. >> you want to lay down on the couch and we'll bring in dr. phil or something? >> i do. >> you have to start with stacie. come on. >> let's go. >> you've been married what? 17 times a courted to my

research? you've been married three times. >> three. >> did you find at the four-year mark -- >> each one lasted five years. >> she's the sample. >> what happened at the four-year mark? were you getting bored? >> i got bored. but i'm grown up now. i'm wiser. >> looking in your eyes, i'm not seeing that. you're married four years. >> you cannot flirt with her. you're making her blush. >> i got two so far. you're married four years. >> and things are going great. >> wow. there's a lot of anger there. i hope -- >> harris, you're next. >> my husband and kids are here for my birthday. we've been married 11 1/2 happy years and yeah. you know, you do. you kind of go through it. it took me a couple of years to realize he was not going to go away and that i really had to share a closet and a bathroom and all of that sort of thing but you work through it.

i don't know. >> i think marriage is like the olympics. it's really a lot of work for four years. >> what's yourster? >> i dated my wife in high school and we -- you met her in the greenroom. we dated 13 years before we got married. she proposed. >> so you got married before you got married. >> exactly and i can't tell her in the exact words in the proposal but i get emotional but they ended with "off the pot." you know, i think it ebbs and flows. >> i think so, too. >> i think the four-year mark is okay and then we had a child and that ruined my life. no. that makes it more challenging. >> is it like the olympics in the sense that every four years, like eight years and then 12 years and then -- >> yes. and at the four-year mark you're sort of judged and then a judge comes in and makes a decision and somebody gets a lot of jewelry out of it. >> we had the first child at the four-year mark. i never even realized this.

chase is looking at me. just in the nick of time there, harris. you saved it. >> did he change the relationship? >> definitely. you're in it together. you're up all night. you're -- >> i remember when my kid first started walking. he was like a year old and he would walk 10 feet and sick and 10 feet and sick and i thought he's going to be a security guard. very adorable. we're 20, 15 years into it. >> congratulations. >> we'll talk to you during the break and get the trade secret. >> we'll go out for drinks and talk about it. >> who needs a laugh? pay per laugh comedy club sound strange to you? it's real. we'll tell you where and why it's happening and what happens if you don't laugh. carpenters and even piano tuners were just as simple? thanks to angie's list, now it is. start shopping online from a list of top-rated providers.

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at paul, there would be free shoes. what do you do when you hear cricket? >> i collapsed in the fetal position and start crying. and picture me as a baby. this is a ridiculously idiotic idea. and people are saying that joke was funny but does it fit in my monthly budget? you don't want that analysis when you have a show going on. >> as funny asare, paul. you would like to have statistics to tell you how funny. like the club saying you brought that many in. >> there is a drink they focus on. you doing well, people drink more. nreally? >> you are right. i am not funny unless you have

a beer in your hand. >> you get a cut of the profits, you would be motivated to do more. >> i am motivated. >> it is not authentic. >> why not? >> you are thinking about money and not being real. >> how does it work. when you are haggling over the check? no, no. that was a smile and a i cup. i was not laughing at all. can you imagine how many are fighting over. that we have to leave in a couple of seconds. >> what is coming up. i have a podcast that is great. paul mccartney is on it among other people. that is amazing. and jay leno and i am going to be in cleveland, ohio thursday through sunday in the cleveland

improv. and october 29th and november 1st. cap city comedy club in austin texas. and stacey is coming with me on the road. >> outnumbered, overtime, next on tv. "happening now" on tv now. >> starting with a fox news alert brand new details on the female nurse that was infected on ebola. new questions that raise if american hospitals are prepared to fight the deadly virus. >> at some point, there was a breach in protocol and that breach in protocol resulted in the infection. >> a deadly mistake causes a nurse the first person to be contracted. >> who has been around that purpose and searching for answers on what went wrong in texas. after government reassurances