coming up on "red eye." are zombies getting lazy or just tired of chasing people around on foot? inside the undead's new plan to finally catch up to their human counterpart. plus, in what cities does the vice president love to take extra long naps? >> miami and salt lake and i can name many others. think about it. i genuinely mean it. >> and finally, the giant, evil, rubber duck is back. this time terrorizing the ingnaw sent people of -- innocent people of shanghai. one father heeds his daughter's warning seconds before the beast devours him whole. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> that's a shame. now let's welcome our guests.

leg couch by day and leg chair by night. jedediah bila, co-host of "outnumbered" weekdays at noon eastern on the fox newschannel. stop doing that. and he is less animated than a stick figure painted on a wall 45 years ago. it is tv's andy levey. look at that. he is so loud he hurts more ears than mike tyson's mouth. >> wait. >> "race wars" with kurt metzger. >> turn down for what? >> i know. it never gets old until it does. >> and he wears a collar every day. and sitting next to me is our fox news contributor. your new book is doing gang busters on the "new york times" best seller list. i have been told by yours truly. it is called "the way of serenity." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story.

>> insulting me. all right, they made the dean's list in classes that didn't exist. the university of north carolina has admitted for two decades athletes enrolled in fake classes to maintain their gpa's. they found about 3100 students -- 3100 students took classes. >> father, help them. >> the classes were run by two employees in the african studies department. >> now we're talking. students only had to turn in a single paper and, quote, the papers were often largely plagiarized with fluff like page after page of quotations. i wasn't even an athlete, or was i. students would get an a or a b. it only fell apart when one of the enable you ares retired in

2008 and the next semester the fat ball team turned in the lowest gpa in 10 years. and the hockey team because of grades had to find all new players. here is their replacement goaltender that year. >> that's the dog. >> it was really nice. >> let's get this over with now. >> you know about these african-american studies and coming straight to me. >> if i didn't you would interrupt everybody else. looking like new money, ain't she? >> i guess so. i wouldn't call a woman new money. i am a sensitive man. sherrod, this basketball team won national championships in 57, 82, 93 and 05. >> it is a bad luck. i will say it is bad luck, but all of the schools are doing it. they know these athletes can't read and moo couldn't get

through -- and most couldn't get through judy blume. you weren't into "super fudge"? >> no i was more into hardy boys. so was my next door neighbor. >> i think it is wrong. you have to give these kids an education. one of the reasons these schools say they have to pay their athletes is they are getting a free education. now you are cheating them out of that too? come on, man. >> that's totally wrong. father jay, why do we call them professional -- student athletes? >> there is a lot of people making money on them and they are not making anything. >> people are betting on them at betting parlors. >> the tbact -- fact is, 3800 people at unc went to the classes, those are the smart people who chose those classes.

others who didn't realize the classes are available so we shouldn't be too tough. >> they probably weren't told which were the special classes. at berkeley we had -- it was the history of industry or something like that. every athlete knew about it and they told their friends. it was called history of technology. you did nothing. it was an open book final. >> i would search for those classes in clog. >> you never had to go because they had black lightning. it is not racist. black lightning was a note taking service. did you have note taking services in school? >> no. >> what is note taking? >> it is a person in the class who takes notes and sells the notes. it is totally legal. >> wow. >> it is called black lightning when i was at berkeley. >> is it illegal though because they put black on it? >> let's get jedediah in this before she dies of sherrod

poisoning. >> whoa, whoa. >> athletes are known for not studying. they sleep in, have sex and practice. is this really news? >> it is not news. it happens all the time. when i would teach i taught college. >> you taught college? >> you taught college? >> i taught college at 22 years old. >> i want that class. >> yes, i did. in this get upright here. >> what inned could of college? it -- what kind of college? >> i taught spanish. athletes used to come to my office and be surprised. you are laughing, father. what do you mean i have to do the work? they are surprised because they come into school thinking they have a pass. if they don't have things like this handed to them and people writing up fake classes they are shocked when they get a teacher like you are doing your work. >> at the end of the day

though who cares if these athletes can read or not? just tackle. hit a homerun. >> i do. >> let's get andy into this. >> sherrod, the first time you pointed out which you invalidated with the second time you talked. the problem is most of these athletes don't get the big pro contracts. they get a college degree and they can't read and they end up getting a one-way ticket to a life of poverty. >> or a comedian's life. >> whoa, whoa. it is still honorable. >> the college has a responsibility to make sure athletes are educated. whether they are playing sports or not, no one is expecting them to be the smartest people in the school. they were selected for a different school. different skill. >> dr. martin luther king wasn't a dentist. >> i just got it. i love it. i just got that.

>> i didn't know that joke had a period. >> my point and i will make the point short before i move on. how do we know this education is any worse than what is being offered at most schools. whether it is the gender or identity courses, the stuff that is being -- the stuff that students are paying for is garbage. >> that's true. but in this case they were making up classes that didn't exist. >> you still have to take real classes to get out of school. you can take all of the phony classes you want, but it does president add up to a science. >> i want to move on. this really gets my goat, seriously. a story of getting goats. they blubber over rubber. some wine knee students dwash dash whiney students are demanding free condoms on campus. the group that stands for sex and gender equity safety says

the contraception policies are inhumane and unhealthy. one senior points out the u.n has called birth control a human right and asserts, quote, the desire to go to an institution of learning should not mean you have to sacrifice your health to do so. the group's petition on change .org also asks for free health screening and transgender housing and for the school to, quote, eliminate the sex shaming and gender dorm pass policies which are paternalistic and hetter row normative. >> speaking of struggles.

>> all right, here is the pot. that little guy climbed and tried and did it. unlike you whiney ass students. i need my pills -- or condoms. condoms are $13 or $14 a month. guy too much money. >> if you can't afford condoms and you are in college, you hospital pro -- procreae. >> i still go to college to get my condoms. they are free and the kids like to talk. >> you can find a partner right there. i was going to ask sherrod, but you ruined yourself. this is a religious school. didn't the students know that or are they that stupid? >> i don't even know if these are students. these are groups that arrive and they can make a mess. >> it is college. >> but there are plenty of colleges you can go to to demand this stuff. if they make colleges the college can make choices.

>> if you are on a college kid's side you can't be against condoms and against abortion. something has to go. >> god, help me. we are not against anything. you pay for. it father i was trying to talk. >> how without money? >> they are pay paying for their college education and their beer and food. they can pay for their damn rubbers. now to the father so he can respond. >> go ahead, father. >> can i tell you why greg is so mad? can i tell you why greg is so mad? firstly because do you remember the very nice georgetown law school -- i think law school student who was about 28 years old who was a big factor in -- yes. she was very concerned at the age of 27 or 28 she would not be able to afford -- more than that. that her law school was not

going to provide free contraception. this is exactly the same thing. you say come on, really? you expect at the catholic institution to provide free contraception for you? >> not even the religious aspect. it is the fact that you are now now -- you believe you are entitled to something anybody can afford. >> people feel like they are entitled to something regardless. they want you to pay for something no matter what it is. the good news is for this petition thisy have 218 people supporting it. the majority of students are looking at this and saying this is idiotic. they are providing birth control pills on campus. >> hey. >> if you have a medical condition. so if you actually have a medical reason. >> athlete's foot. >> they will give it to you. >> can i tell you, that is -- very few people know this. only very highly educated people like people who watch "red eye" would know that the catholic church is not against

the pill. so to speak. if it is for medical reasons. but it is not just handing it out for free on campus to say listen, guys, do whatever you want and make sure you don't spend any money doing it. >> here is the thing. when you get to college in your dorm they give uh pillowcase. we will give out toothpaste to everybody. you don't say is this free? if that is part of your tuition, put the condoms in the package. >> it is a catholic university. they are philosophically opposed to birth control. >> you don't go to the university and complain there is no bacon in the cafeteria. >> people do. >> they are wrong to. as the organizer said, the u.n. says birth control is a human right and why are we being denied our human rights? the u.n is a garbage organization and you can't have a human right somebody else has to provide you. it doesn't work that way. they want, as you said they

want everything whether it is birth control or wi-fi, they think everybody should be provided free meaning someone else should pay for it. i am sick of it, greg. >> andy is the funniest guy in this whole place, sorry, everybody. and he has to be the only serious guy here. >> you are off the show. >> i see a capitalistic opportunity with me selling condoms. >> they don't want to buy them. >> here is the other thing before i move on. they say that they are sacrificing their health. they have to go to a developing country and see what it is like when what they want is a luxury. there are people who are actually dying in foreign countries. >> amen, brother. i love it. >> they will give it -- if you have a health condition that requires birth control pills they are saying they will give it to you. stop making it about your health. it is your leisure. you just don't want to pay for it. >> other condition other than i am banging that you need

birth control pills. >> there are, actually. >> i think it is just a line. girls just say that, hey, it helps my blood pressure. >> a fan whines after he declines. anderson cooper was in ottawa reporting on the shooting outside the parliament when april aspiring journalist asked for the picture. the silver fox was not interested in photo ops. >> you won't take a photo? >> no, i will not take a photo on you on a day somebody was killed. >> all right. thanks, anderson. i tried. >> the photo seeker tweeted the video saying, quote, anderson cooper exploits ottawa shooting, but he has the decency to criticize while i asked for a photo. anderson answered, dude, you are rude in asking for a selfie near where a soldier was killed, which is a great point. it was completely inappropriate.

think about it. i guess he did, maybe. on thursday he apologized and blah, blah, blah, inappropriate, and disrespectful, blah, blah, blah. sun news apologized and announced that gene no longer works for them. after all, cooper agreed to take a few shots with the young man and here is one. and here is another. >> that's not real. >> and one more. >> that new photo guy is terrible. >> jedediah, i think anderson cooper -- like who asks for a selfie where somebody just got shot? >> i know. >> it is ridiculous. >> i have done interviews with this kid. he is very young. i don't think he knows the business that well. he needs to learn. it was in obvious poor taste. i like anderson coper. he could have flipped out more. >> she has done interviews with this guy? that's amazing.

>> he has been nice to me. he needs to get trained a little on how it works when there are shootings and sell fees. >> there is a quality when you get older they are just young and green. that you rod, that's stupid. >> anderson cooper handled it with class and style. >> nicely done. he is the son of gloria vanderbilt. >> i am a new yorker, but telling you the truth. and this guy is a reporter himself. you should know better. you may as well got behind anderson cooper and yell baba-boe. >> should anderson help him get his job back? >> no. 9 worse thing he accused him of is exploiting him. you are a reporter and he is a reporter covering news. you can't as a reporter -- accuse another exploiter would

do. if you don't know that you are in the wrong business. >> i have nothing to say. it is so obvious. >> this show was built on conversation, father. if everybody says what is to say and i am left with nothing. >> i thought this was a serious p co int by the way. it says in the catholic church there are -- people get chosen to do different projects. by coming on the show, the purpose is to make sure i never get qhoasen more -- chosen for. >> you are saying you don't like rome. >> no interest in becoming pope? >> exactly. >> imagine the youtube video

i'm with you guys and it is a sad thing. when you get to a certain point -- >> no, i thought this was is your way of not being outnumbered. you are just getting out of everything. >> it is good to have goals. >> i have no church goals. >> his sitcom is slacker free. pick me up a six-pack. >> i have no church goals. i have no positions. >> that's a good freeze. coming up i confess my sense to father donovan in a leather cap suit. first, this is a great story. can a building be racist? we asked a pam of buildings for -- a panel of buildings

for comment.

i love you. time once again for sherrod's favorite segment -- >> is this racist? >> yes. >> segment over. >> this sign is racist. it is white. >> it is so professional. >> shut up! denver's newly renovated union station is drawing people to the restaurants, shops and bars. the denver post fine arts critics says the crowds are too white and he thinks he knows why. it is the building's fault. he writes, the symetry, the arched windows and the stack stone walls have their roots

in the glory days that were absent of ethnic minorities. >> preach. >> that's right, people of color. they aren't going there because the architecture is racist. i read that all right. he continues unfortunately. the president -- the present restoration goes back to the first half of the 20th century when many suffered the social indignity and disadvantage of a segregated america. that's also when cars were invented. >> the cars were racist. the building is as racist as andy levey. and look what they did to a building deemed sexist. >> sherrod, are art windows racist? >> yes. >> why? >> they are forming an n for

[bleep]. >> bleep that. i don't know what he said. >> you don't know what i said. >> even when you make sense which is rarely i will bleep it. >> i always make sense. >> if you use a lot of mathematics, that was racist. anything that was created at the same period is racist. >> i will not say this new denver market union station is racist, but as white as a ski lift when i went there. white people skiing. why put 14 starbucks in the place? you are chasing away ethnicity. >> i have another question, but i will go around the block. >> another yogurt shop? >> father, i know the building is not racist because some of its best friends are black buildings. can a building be racist? >> no.

obviously not. >> the klan is racist, but the building isn't. the building is inanimate? >> absolutely. let's be serious. race has to do with the heart. this is where i come in and this is why i am here. >> let him go. >> it is the heart deciding that it will not love. >> that's true. >> and buildings don't have hearts. i would like penn station to look a little more like that place. >> you are racist. >> it hates blacks, white. it hates itself. >> my heart decided not to love. but it is not racist. i don't love everybody. >> you can be racist and love halle berry. >> she is very attractive. >> i know. >> wow, andy. >> the fiancee is pretty

talented. >> is it not women we fiewnd -- we find the problems with. they have vaginas, we are okay with them. i am talking science. >> isn't a critic's perspective racist? saying blacks can't enjoy a beautiful building because it was born in another time? >> this guy can't believe this. i can't imagine they actually believe it. there is no way. an argument can be made that the food stores are on the clothing stores or the entertainment they have might cater to a certain population. >> where is the barbecue place. you are talking about the shapes of arches. >> that's a problem. >> you are walking away from the tv. >> we will have a tickle fight in a second. >> that evolved into nonsense. >> i have seen a fox building that is racist.

>> that's the last show you are on, my friend. >> i would ask you, sherrod, but how do you make it not racist? >> invite other people there. >> not the building, but the people who run the building. >> give me examples. >> have them take a cultural food day. bring them in and have them set up and bring everybody in. >> but that will attract people of other races. >> yeah. >> oh that's what you wanted. we are looking at this from two perspectives. >> you know what i hate? he is so bigoted against racists. racists have feelings? >> i am trying to love them. that's why me and andy stayed together. >> we filmed it. >> it would be a great tv show, actually.

>> that's amazing. >> i am not even pursuing any kind of line. i am so disappointed in half of these people. half of the table i am pissed at, but not you, father board. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is news, the new information or report about something that has happened delivered in a newspaper, magazine, leaflet, flier, espn and the telephone gang. thanks fox news.

>> i can just see the news story tomorrow. will you be floored by the new hover board? probably not, sadly. a california start up called hendo ever hover has created the thing everyone has been waiting for since that movie and that guy and that other guy in the ugly car. i don't know what that was, "forest gump"? he uses electromagnets that create a magnetic field lifting the board. but there is a small catch. it works on solid metal surfaces that does not contain iron or steel. i guess it means i won't be using my abs because they are made of steal, father. >> that's impressive. >> a belgium company claims they have built a hover board. let's take a look.

>> father, that makes more sense. you can use that the the hover board needs a metal surface. but it is exciting. >> the last one is pope francis like. >> he is a simple man. >> do you like the pope? >> i love the pope. >> you were paid to say that. >> the man does not know me. the man does not know me. >> he will after this show. >> i know him. he says he does president -- he says he doesn't know you. >> this could be my last day as a catholic brees. >> he -- priest. he wants to see you 10:00 a.m., fourth floor. >> it was very pope francis and very simple. >> i don't know anymore, father. >> would you buy one of these? buy? no. take, maybe.

>> i am happy to see it and they can open an amusement park and maybe put laser tag involved. make some money. >> it is like when you go on vacation and do para-gliding. nobody paraglides to work. but that would be awesome. >> except lou daabs. >> he paraglides and sometimes he takes the jet pack out. that scares everybody. >> it is good to see this stuff from the future we have been promised by these movies finally coming to -- -- >> that's my point. none of it happens. nothing in the movies about a future ever happens. >> none of it. >> no handheld communicators, nothing at all. >> those are not phones. always had walky talk keys. planet of the apes never happened.

>> this will happen. all we have to do is pave the entire earth with a metal that doesn't contain iron or steel. it is that simple. >> giant ball bearing. >> the key is it will be the cost. >> luke skywalker's land speaker went for a round of 25,000 credit. the newer was is around 12.5. they are going to have to come down a little less than that. it happened with the vcr. it is expensive at the beginning until it is used for porn. >> hover porn. >> hover porn will make it happen. >> you made me depressed. i thought this was is a step one to me getting a delorian. >> that is nice. with the doors. >> from "back to the future" and then i can be marty mcfly. i can act out the movie. sherrod, you can be there.

you would be back in time. >> point is, the future writ stick stuff has never been predicted. >> we had the internet before we had the internet. and do you know there is not a single movie with poisenned -- moistened wipes? it has changed our rears forever. >> everybody louse pneumatic tubes. >> first when you get it it means everything in the world to you and then after awhile you break weed on. it. >> he is the creep who pretended to sleep. a british man faces prison after he faked being in a coma for two years. he bilked his neighbor out of roughly $74 million. every time he takes it to court his wife says he in a vegetative state.

their scam crumbled when doctors noticed him eating and writing in his hospital room. he was seen pushing a grocery cart. he is going to jal for an acll. does it bather you? >> it is the incredible ability of the human heart. it is for love and for absolute despicable behavior. what is that? >> sunday school. it drop knowledge on them right now. >> the way i look at it is this guy must have been for something and he just didn't have it. >> isn't that all of us? >> the fact that you can spend two years of his life in a pre send coma. that takes a lot of effort. have you done anything for two years like that?

no, i haven't done two years of anything. i would say to them, you know what, life is worth loifg. living. even if you are poor it doesn't matter. don't pretend you are in a coma. >> he chose a scam that was comfortable. if he said i will pretend to be a statue, that's stupid. >> he found a way to be comfortable. >> i think what the father is trying to say -- >> thank you, thank you very much. >> don't take it home with you for two wears. >> i think that's what you are getting -- >> he is trying to get out of the homily. that's the second person she is trying to get my local knee. >> it is only once a week. but -- >> but you still dread it,. >> i have two livers.

>> it is like "red eye." you have to get up to talk to people. >> he has the commit meant of alley g. >> i agree. i admire that. >> what about the pushing of the grocery cart. i don't understand that. >> if you are going food shopping and on vacation wear a disguise. he didn't have the commitment. the full commitment -- there were cctv cameras all over england. every half a foot. >> but you pretended to be in a coma for the seven years you have been on the show. jedediah, who is the real criminal here? >> what took them so long so they had to wait to visually see this guy? they were not running any tests on him. >> tickle his feet. >> it only works for one thing.

>> if you get a hot nurse to take off the pillows. >> there you go. >> you know what my solution is? taking a break. coming up, a story about dogs which means jed jedediah acts really weird. never should have said it. it hurts my ears. not cool. it is not going to be on paperback until march and i need the money. i am thinking of buying a gold-plated fab raw shea egg the size of a fish. here is what is coming up tomorrow on independents. >> hi, guys, tomorrow night it is mid-term madness on the independents. i will hit the streets to find out what the big issue is this election. >> marijuana. that's what it is all about right now. >> where do you live here? >> name. new hampshire? >> who is on the ballot some. >> i don't know. >> we will find out tomorrow night on fox business network.

muslim clerics are anti-islamic. i want to touch the dog. the actual name of the event and not my favorite german movie. they were organized by a muslim man. i ruined his name. hoping to change the religious

views of k9. the dogs are deemed unclean. one attendee asserted dogs are god's creatures and they tried to create a culture opposite to islam. worse, two years. all right, father, this is an important question. >> this is the one that will be totally -- lose my job as a priest. i can tell. >> religion evolves like science does. certain things move away. aren't religions maybe supposed to start chipping away at things that seem silly like i hate dogs. >> how about don't kill the innocent in the name of god? >> that's something you should keep. >> dogs are innocent,

they are beautiful, innocent people. >> in other words, look at that dog. >> it doesn't have a soul, father. >> it has an animal soul. >> andy, andy, according to thomas equines that dog has an animal soul which is different than yours. >> he has an animal soul too. >> honestly, greg, this is important. any religion that would in anyway do something against reason which would be like do harm -- >> every religion has something like, this right? >> fair enough. >> main thing is you are not, for example, any sort of injury to animals is dehumanizing. >> but we eat chicken. we consume 22 million chickens a year in america. >> that's a different thing.

22 million chickens a day. >> the chicken is committing suicide. >> it is beating up a dog. >> you are against those who eat dogs as a delicacy? >> they are not saying they will beat up dogs. they say they believe dogs are unclean. >> the problem is that the government is religious and therefore can put people in jail. >> there is not really a lot and jews -- not me, but some jews believe pigs are unclean and whatever. >> you eat bacon. i have seen you. >> i love bacon.

but the problem is that they have the force of law here. if they do this they can send people to prison. >> that's the wrong thing to do, father. >> exactly. andy. >> stop making andy feel good. he is a miserable man. coming up, my favorite story of the week. fox news.com/red eye. it is a great story.

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>> for fortunately the victim of the pizza slap was able to laugh it off. >> beautiful. >> but here is the best part. >> can you come to my place? >> i have plans, but i will help you take care of your friend first. >> what was it? >> well, -- >> that was great. >> i love a punch with justice

behind it. i can't believe the guy's friend across from him would have the nerve to say come back to my place. that's what i can't believe. >> just because your jaw needs to be rewired, means you have to be a bad wing man. >> this guy -- >> i didn't understand any of it. >> the guy got hit and while the woman was helping him get him on the guy was asking her to go back to -- he said i'm busy, but i'm also helping your friend. this is an interesting kind of thing. >> that's nice. in the midst of a lot of difficulty and everything there is a fostering relationship. >> i know they didn't show the clip you wanted to see and you are steaming. i will let america know, stop steaming. >> is there never a good time to ask -- is there never not a good time to ask a girl home. >> i didn't see the part at the end. i was offended by the pizza.

it is a waste of food. >> i thought he had a joker smile now. >> did he deserve to get hit like that? >> laughing and taunting and starting trouble. sometimes the lessons come outside of the bible, sir. >> that is harsh. >> here is my point, it ended a trend. imagine if everybody said i am going to slap you with a pizza. no one will do it. >> it could have been the new planking. >> there is an easy way to stop all of this. raise the drinking age to 40. >> tickle their feet. >> young people you have lost your drinking privileges. >> i don't deserve to get my drinks taken away. >> only outlaws will have liquor. >> then i would always have liquor. >> are you a sick man.

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breaking tonight, a series of major stories unfolding at this hour in what has turned out to be another very busy night for "the kelly file." welcome everybody. i'm megyn kelly. at this hour two deputies are dead following a 30-mile shooting spree on the west coast. what police are saying about the suspects in this developing story coming up. to the east, terror on the streets of new york city as the police commissioner today confirms an attack on four rookie officers was indeed the work of a home grown radical. >> at this particular point in time i would be comfortable preliminary evaluation is that this was a terrorist act. >> a terrorist attack. plus, just 24 hours after confirming another