tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." flying cars. a silly idea that it is a complete waste of money, or silly idea that is a complete waste of time and money. it is the question the mainstream media refuses to ask. and why does the president predict dana marine gnaw will sound smarter than her colleagues? >> she has been doing it for decades. and finally, is this box of adorable kittens racist responsible for global warming, supporters of isis or all of the above. we will -- we will examine them in 50 wicks minutes. >> i'm dana perino in for greg

gutfeld. now let's welcome our guest. there is nothing more frightening than being average. it is the average joe, joanne nosuchunsky. and he is my absolute favorite person here at fox and i am beyond thrilled he is with us tonight. it is tv's andy levey. and he has the best costumes ever or he is too lazy to dress up. it is probably the latter. and he is taking a backseat on his booster seat. next to me is greg gutfeld, one of my many co-hosts weekdays on "the five." 234 case you haven't -- in case you haven't heard his latest book is called "not cool." buy it people. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. according to a new survey the democrats are more fearful than republicans and more afraid of bugs and snakes, blood and needles and

strangers clowns and ghosts. as the "washington post" notes, the survey reveals they are the bigger believers in the paranormal which is why they are more jittery. the biggest fear is public speaking and heights and zombies and darkness and ghosts. you know who else is afraid of ghosts? here is a rier video of a cat -- a rare video of a cat witnessing a spirit of the dead. >> that could actually be true. john, i will start with you as our favorite guest here tonight. >> i am the favorite guest. >> well these people are here all the time. andy, don't ruin it for me. it is true that some cats are

known to see ghosts and then freak out. >> that is actually -- >> have you seen this and witnessed it? are you a cat person? >> cats within steal your breath and pass through wall. >> do your cats see ghosts? >> i don't ask them. >> let me ask you something else about being fearful. you wrote you are afraid of teeth and ferrets and anyone who has told you to read "atlas shrug." >> i am terrified of that person who corners me at a party and tells me to read "atlas shrug." i read it and i get it. those are my three big fears especially teeth. >> why is that? >> just teeth dsh dash boxes of teeth. >> your own teeth? >> no, but. >> like if you found an old tooth. >> bones. bones in the body. are you afraid of this, greg? >> i know what you are talking

about. when children lose teeth and they put it under a pillow? >> how many children do you know? >> i kept my first dog's puppy teeth. because you are so short you are more likely to be afraid of heights. i am afraid of bigots and that's why i am terrified by you. i look at fear as a unifying thing. there is a peril lit particular -- paralytic fear that anything can happen to you. you can be fearful of bugs and heights, but there are things in the middle of the night that wake you up that wake up everybody. it is a fear of horrible things you can't predict. for example, you know the woman whose face got ripped off by a monkey? >> the chimpanzee? >> that was not in her day planner. >> how do you know that? >> that's what i'm saying.

i'm scared of the things that i am not aware of. you know when she got up that morning she didn't think she was going get her face ripped off by a monkey. that's the crap -- i will lie in bed and think about every single thing that could happen from h from [bleep] falling down when i am walking to an animal attacking me. the fears that i have are so massive and so con constant -- constant that whatever these people are talking about is pointless. this is why i am what you call a -- i am not agoura phobic, but i have a fear of everything. i have a fear of being stuck somewhere i can't get home. >> do you have a fear of giving really long answers? >> every night. apparently night. >> they say democrats are more fearful of things like -- >> i don't even remember the topic. >> people being fearful. do you think democrats are

fearful because they never go outside? they are afraid of bugs and snakes? >> they are scared by clowns because they keep voting for them. >> next story please. >> that is one you may hear about on "the five." >> we did -- i think we just did a story a few weeks ago about how conservatives are more easily scared than liberals, aren't we? >> more concerned about the status quo being threatened. >> democrats are more fearful of phobias. a lot of their decisions are based on feelings based on fact. >> it is a repeating theme. >> you don't strike me as somebody who is afraid of anything. >> i am afraid of a few things. i don't want to tell people about it they will mess with me so i don't want to make that known. >> this is a serious question. not really.

public speaking has been a fear for as long as the study was done. why do you think that is? >> fear of exposure. fear of being in front of people and making a mistake. i used to to be afraid of it and now i am afraid of people wearing red ball gags. >> instead of being naked? >> that too. people are afraid of being their real selves in front of people. >> do you remember this week when they had the world series thing, that baseball thing. >> yeah, a couple world series. >> and the guy was presenting the award and he was so nervous. didn't you feel bad for him? >> of course. he was out of his element.it wae fun of him. i am certain if i tried to sell a car i would be a disaster. he would be great at selling and explaining a car. but he came out there and he had his notes and i felt bad. he was nervous and didn't know what to do. even people that do this stuff for ages, you can see they get very, very nervous. people are terrified when they

get in front and they can be judged. that's what happens. tv is easier than public speaking because we are just staring into this camera. >> you can't actually see people. >> except the studio audience. >> of which there are a hundred. >> hundreds of them. >> all sitting on the chairs. >> yon -- one thing about the study is you are more likely to be fearful if you watch a lot of talk tv. i assume they mean us. >> do you think they make cable news? i was president sure of that. -- i wasn't sure of that. >> i am the opposite. if i am out of touch with the news i am more fearful because i don't know what is going on. >> ignorance is bliss. >> you can go your entire life. people live until they are 90 without news. they did. >> so was their life better? they weren't afraid? >> yes, they were. >> how would you know to be afraid of all of the things that keep you up at 4:00 in

the morning if you don't watch tv? >> i am fearful of accidents and i am taberful of the chaos of -- fearful of the chaos of life. it doesn't matter how healthy you are, a thing can drop and hit you. >> put in your day planner every day, i put might get face eaten by monkey, and then i am not scared by it. >> avoid getting face eaten biç monkeys. survive monkey attack. >> i do that. >> avoid streets where there might be a brick falling from said building. >> i have escape routes from every thing. and because i have the projected agoraphobia, i have back ups on how i get home. >> what is your fear? you go to the airport super early. what are you afraid of in that regard? >> i don't like the stress of hurrying. >> me either. >> i don't like to sweat in my clothes. i don't like that feeling, the stench that develops.

i don't like this at all. the idea that oh i am four hours early and everything is okay. four hours early. there has been a change. no worry. i will walk. jay it is possible you are a control freak? >> i am a inure rot particular -- knew rot particular. >> you are the one we contact on doomsday. >> except i have no skills. it would be great if i had the skills of terry sa. >> the reason we wanted to have greg on as a guest is to put him on a couch and do psychoanalysis. we will move to the next story. she can run and doesn't have to hide. it is year 72 of -- well, the qiewrn teen -- the quarantine defined nurse can go wherever she wants. they ordered her to stay at least three feet away from other people and avoid public

transportation. on friday he rescinded the orders saying the state had not proved that confining her was necessary. she looks forward to helping people disrespecting her community. >> i don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. so far ted and i have shown a lot of respect to this community. we compare about the community. we cire about the community. i am a public health worker and don't want people to feel uncomfortable. >> telling a young son he has the disease is hilarious. >> what is the temperature? >> hell know. he has ebola. >> you can do whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home, but they put it on youtube. do you think it is funny to tell your kid they have ebola? >> this is a prank i expect from the child, the sibling, not the parents. the kid is sick. he is has a fever. he already feels horrible. why are you going to do this to him? children are sponges.

this kind of awful, awful scare tactic is going to stay with the kid forever. >> children are sponges. people will be cleaning up their houses all over. >> would you have done this? >> they think it is okay. they say do you have ebola? he says no. it was a joke guy let me talk about kaci. she is your favorite person. >> she is the official mean as 2014. 2014 will be known as the year of the ebola nurse. no matter what happens for the rest of her life she is the ebola nurse. the best part is ted. ted is the boyfriend. ted is the co-star played by john goodman. he is the guy that is like, yeah, honey, can you just stay inside? i love you and everything.

i love you and totally agree with you, but do you really have to go on the bike ride? don't go on the bike ride. i don't have anything to wear. >> now she is free to go where she wants. where will she go? she is in the rural area. there is no whole foods there. >> i like something you said. >> what's that? >> i haven't heard somebody make this point. you are perplexed by some of the conservative reactions. >> as a spiral dancing liberal. it looked like big government coming down on this one woman who you have to admit has expertise when it comes to ebola. she saw it. she saw it up close. i'm wonder yg some conservatives -- i am wondering why some conservatives aren't wondering with her. i looked at christie and cuomo and they looked like they were paranoid. >> are you saying people shouldn't be forcibly detained because of others' fears. >> that sounds good.

>> you should wear the scarlet e. >> do you think this will continue into next week? >> it will continue for the next 11 days, until 21 days days is up. it cannot come soon enough. i am praying for her. i do not want her to get any symptoms or to sties positive for it in the next 11 days. then it will carry on. >> you will never hear from her again. >> i feel like maybe ted was going to break up with her, and now he can't. she has this whole thing going on and he would look bad. >> he needs to stay around because she is going to have a book. there could be a made for tv movie on lifetime. >> he stood by here and was like, okay, honey, go for a bike ride. >> hone knee, go to africa -- honey, go to africa without me. >> please, go to africa. >> you are right.

you convinced me. >> i made a salient point? >> you should be saying -- you should be on her side to do whatever she wants. >> you want the small government to be effective and one of the most important things 1* protecting people in public health and even in the constitution it says something. >> in the constitution. the constitution. >> how can i argue against that? >> you cannot. let me tell you something, you cannot argue. >> you might be fool of the week. >> can't you go as a pocket constitution? >> the little pocket -- i get it. the guy from "cheers" is sewing fears? it is the subject of tonight's --

>> actor and walking bong woody harrelson has voiced a new ad calling out skeptics and urging like minded citizens to vote on election day which is now seven day usa way. have a look, lookers. >> they told us the world was flat and they insisted the -- it was the center of the universe. they ignored pollution. the gas was safe and there was nothing wrong with the cfc's. now they tell us climate change is among us. powerful people want to hold us back. but the truth is undeniable. this is a fight we will win. >> meanwhile a study by the national academy of sciences looked if they will keep from warming the resource loss. their conclusion, it wouldn't be enough for the demographic momentum of the population. and it found that two billion deaths over a hypothetical

window would yield around a 8.5 billion by 2100. two billion deaths wouldn't be enough. >> it is too many numbers. >> dude, you got the best barrels ever, dude. you pull in and you just get spit out of them. you drop in and smack the lip. drop down. then after that you drop in and ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted, like that. >> joanne i hear he is single. >> then i kicked him to the curb and that's why he is single. >> you are talking fear vr success emotion. >> i definitely think we should be concerned. >> are you sure? >> i want to go off that

fact. i think we have a personal responsibility to renew, reuse and recycle. >> i feel you have made this speech before. >> how are you going to vote to fight climate change? how can you fight something that doesn't have a face and you figure out if you have won the fight? >> that's the beauty of it from their perspective. there is no face of it. this is a never ending fear. it is a never ending bucket you can dump over and over again. >> you like this topic. >> when you don't -- the problem with this video is that they show -- i hate videos that show concerned people as -- as if that's all it takes. look at the succession of -- >> are we related? >> they convinced me. i don't need fast. i need people like this. the people they hired from an

ad agency or acting agency. >> they were stock video. >> i made this point a couple days ago. he cites the number of theories and the earth being the center of the universe. that's obviously balogna. he compared it to skepticism. it was disproved by skeptics. it was skeptics who said the earth wasn't flat and was not the center of the universe. they say there is a lot of problem with the science. they are exaggerating using the climate models. >> have i a 30 seconds to get good points from you. what do you think? >> everyone who tries to paw lit size science is wrong. they told us the world is flat. people told us the new ice age

was coming animal life would be extinct and now they say it is settled. it is wrong either way. >> john, you get the first word next time.

did we boo their how to? esquire is getting criticized on-line, where else, after posting a video or a guide to addressing your way out of a friend zone. that's a term i coined in 1998, fyi. the magazine offered 10 do's and don'ts to make her see you differently. for instance, do wear a great shirt. don't look unkemt. don't try to be too trendy. do wear a bomber jacket and so on. basically do dress well and don't not dress well. the internet was outraged. tweeted one woman, yes,

esquire, feed into notion that women are shallow and only like dudes because of money and clothes and wrote a dude, it cost $5,718 to get out of the friend zone. meanwhile in the fun zone. they are having a blast over there. john, i will go to you on this one. you were shut out in the climate change discussion. >> i couldn't go on a tirade about how you are all wrong? >> you couldn't. but there will be time in the future because this is the never ending bucket. what do you feel about wanting to get out of the friend zone? if they said we are not so shallow -- >> if you are reading an article about how to get out of the friend zone may be why

you are in the friend zone. >> that's an interesting point. as a writer you would say that. >> which part? >> as a writer you would know that if you are -- you know what people are reading. >> but if you are looking for that advice, that's why you are in the friend zone. like can't you dress yourself? >> that's the problem. it is not a self-help article. it was a style blog. of course they are going to be promoting and trying to plug all of these different jackets and accessories. it is for style and they got free stuff. >> one of the tips was that you should wear an accessory. how do you feel about men who wear leather bracelets? >> wallets and pocket squares is as far as i go. >> a man-cessory. >> there is another tip i want to ask you about. one is wearing a sweater and the other is wearing a not boring sweater. andy, you didn't even know this story would be on the

show tonight. this is the sweater you chose to wear. >> i guess i should draw your attention to one of the things on the list. it says don't wear a boring sweater. it suggests something heavy with character like a shawl collared sweatshirt. i would like to point out you are wearing a boring gray sweater and i am clearly getting out of the friend zone tonight. >> with who? do we no? your cat? >> anybody. >> with that sweater? i have to say it is an attractive sweater. greg, you don't always wear boring sweaters when we launched "the fief" and you -- do you want to tell people what you wore? >> no. i don't want to take available time from the show. >> what did you wear? >> i want to make two key points and then shut up because i have been talking a lot. don't call me the white sherrod. >> they did say wear great

shirts and smell good. if you are not interested in a woman you should be a slob. it is basically saying unless you are interested in a woman you don't have to take care of yourself. this is an attack on shy and clumsy men trying to meet women and trying to find out if they are single or not. people on twitter troll these articles so they have the answer to meeting people. saying hello in that video we did a couple days ago, a guy trying to say hi is bad. a guy interested in a girl is bad. there are guys out there that want to meet women and why is that so bad? it may be girls at work. don't make fun of these people. >> one guy said it cost you like $5,000. >> $5700. >> that seems like a lot of money to put yourself in a situation where then you will say, man, it is so good we were friends. >> and you are wearing an outfit that will -- nobody ever wants to be just in the friend zone with you.

one of the tips is don't wear a hoodie. would you date a guy with a hoodie because you are thinking mark zuckerburg? >> i am thinking i want to take that hoodie because they are so comfort believe a. >> i thought you meant sir come session -- sick -- sir come session. >> is that a hoodie? >> can i ask you a question? >> do we do another story now? >> we can break whenever you want to. >> it may be now. >> coming up, a story no one could have predicted, another offensive halloween is could stiewm and a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is jasper snaps. the dog treats for dogs. if your dog is better than most people they need jasper snaps. thanks, jasper snaps.

would you make a copy of your collie? a company is cloning dogs for customers willing to pay $100,000. that's a steal if you ask me. the doggie doubling business is lead by dr.scwang-vu scott. he was brought to clone a tibetan mastiff.

it sells for millions on the pet market and china has bigger ambitions. they are hoping to clone cows for the beef market and started cloning giant pandas with mixed results. take a look. >> something seems off about the clone. i actually was a little surprised they were in choy gnaw and wanting to -- were in china wanting to clone dog. >> it was that breed. >> i thought $100,000 if you really love your pet, i was against cloning per say, but i can understand why people would want it. do you think you get the same personality? what people should love is the personality and not just the look. >> i think this is a gteat

story and i will start saving up so i can clone my dog morley safer. that's her name. >> her? interesting. >> it is 2014. i love this idea. i love my dog. i love my dog more than most people. >> doesn't it take away the specialness of a pet if you know you will have it forever? >> claim you love your dog, but you support dog cloning in a world where four million dogs and cats are killed every year because of overcroweded shelters. you want to clone dogs because you love them? i don't think so, sir. i think you hate them. i think you should be ashamed of yourself and honestly you should go away. i don't care about the dogs jay would you be for cloning jasper? >> why clone something you can just get another? >> that was the day he didn't

pee for two hours and we left him on his own. >> let's be honest. all dogs are the same. you don't need to clone babies. >> by the way, the bigger questions about cloning, it should be done for purpose and not for affection. if you clone something does that make slavery acceptable? scwhrie i don't think anyone -- i don't think anyone is thinking of a second grog. he is one of a kind. >> there is enough to go around there. >> are you for cloning? >> and he is very dangerous. >> i am not all about cloning. the only time i would be is in cases of salmon. the fda said clone's meat is safe to eat.

>> it is a great rhyme. cloned meat is safe to eat. >> you can tell none of these pictures were from dana's twitter feed. >> i can't help it my dog is well endowed. i can't help it. >> what happened to this? is that where we are pushing send. >> that is a great dog penis joke. >> he is the anthony wiener of wieners. people complained that the men's papa costumes was available on our website with the description represent the middle east whether you are making a serious political statement or staging a political parody. the costumes of course was controversial tweeted muslim

ik. wal-mart is jumping on the opportunity. wal-mart says the outfit was being sold to a third party vendor and they are, quote, deeply sorry. what about these third party vendors. >> they are the worst. >> they will be the end of all of us. i have been protesting and parading. >> i am tired of tweeting making controversy. just because somebody tweets outrage does not make it a controversey. >> halloween has been around for 50 years. i have seen people dressed as priests. nobody gets -- no priest gets mad. none. knob gets mad. nobody gets mad. there are pregnant nuns and priests with hatchets, but you can dress like a muslim male. i don't know why it is a costumes. it is average. i don't know.

>> this fake outrage drives you crazy, right? do you think it is offensive? >> i love the one guy who says wal-mart jumping in to make money like it is a big money making industry? >> actually that's an interesting fact. were you thinking of going as one? >> i make my own jesus costumes. i don't know why somebody would go to wal-mart. i make my own. >> you can wear it when you are in hell. >> when is also queens. >> would you wear one? >> do you think it is offensive? >> because of the intent. isn't the intent to make fun of everything? >> the intent is to mock a minority that we are piling on. >> you think that because of the description.

>> that is the thing. if wal-mart wrote on this website it is to show respect and honor to those who practice islam by walking a day this their shoes. >> i don't think anyone would be tweeting they are upset. >> i don't think they will win any awards. >> or sell any of the costumes. >> can i show you my favorite costumes? sbt that amazing dism. >> who is that? >> i ran into him at a bar. i knew it was a costumes, but i pretended i didn't know. he didn't seem to mind. >> joanne, do you dress up for halloween? >> do you get the whole thing going on? >> i used to a lot. but i get so much. >> as dressing as something i find sunny or clever. and most other people do not get it. it is something i do for me

which is what all webbing should do. this whole wal-mart thing will always get women to choose the sexy costumes. ?o one is uh febded by the sexy. >> what was your favorite costumes ever? >> what was the one costumes is the hobo. i was a hobo. car coal on your face and cigar, hat. you can do that and you can't anymore. >> is it offensive? >> there are no more mobos. it is -- hobo's it is home leses. >> it was a costumes. >> what about your favorite costumes ever? >> have i no idea. i have no idea why this happened. one halloween i dwressed up in a suit with a jimmy carter mask. >> you were making fun of

him. >> has anyone robbed a bank? >> i am surprised you would choose a costumes that was malayse. >> coming up, greg gets on his high horse with the help of an aluminum ladder. the top 10 halloween movies picked boy n rds. stick around a.

it is bright meets fright. they have ranked their top 10 scary movies. full disclose is sure, i haven't seen most. 10 is "the birds." "night of the living dead." rosemary's baby." "frankenstein"" halloween" "aliens." "the shining." "carrie." "nightmare on elm street" and" psycho." the most recent was from 1984. there must be a scary movie from the last 30 years that is great. >> "up"? >> that was scary. >> it reminds us all that we

all get old and die. >> do you like scary movies ? i. >> i love horror movies. and i don't disagree with these movies. >> first of all, aliens? not even close to being a horror movie. if you leave "the exorcist" off your list, the list is invalid. they say "the silence of the lambs" is the only horror move move -- movie to win best picture. but it is not even a horror movie. it is an fbi movie. >> with a horror movie embedded in it. >> your whole argument is based on clarification. you can still have a procedural that is frightening. but it is not a horror movie. >> you can have two genres. >> sci-fi and horror. >> would you ever act in a

horror movie? >> i don't know if i could. i don't know if i could scream. i was watching "hollywood 5" and she is screaming coming out of the barn. the acting then was accept southbound. acceptable. i don't think i could be convincing. pee wee's great adventure i was terrified by. and "the 6th sense." was that horror and scary? >> what is his name? osmond? >> is there anything not on this list that should be? >> my scarest movie is "fun and games" it is a movie about two men who show up at somebody's house and terror raise them. "6er cyst" i agree" deliverance" is a horror movie.

i don't care. "blue velvet". >> "deliverance" is a love story. >> maybe for somebody who likes to be with you. >> addition. addition might be the scarest movie ever made. i watched that movie once and then i tried to watch it again. the scene with the bad moves. oh my good niece. goodness. >> i know you are going to say it wasn't a horror movie. >> i closed my eyes and i wanted to leave the though ter. leave the theater. wasn't morgan free man in it? >> "shawshanq redemption." >> "driving miss daisy"? >> "yes!

>> my sister and i left crying. i hated that movie. because everybody will die. >> that's not scary. that's a relief. did you see the original "vanishing." that's carrie. that's a skier refilm. a scary film. it is a great twist at the end. >> don't ruin it. >> the american remake of fun and games. tbu want to see fun and game you will not be able to sit through it. >> even homeland i can't watch some. you can be terrorized by violence. >> i am the same way. >> that's not necessarily a horror movie. >> two broke girls in nashville are hard to watch. coming up, our spooky show continues. do you have videos of animal, esp n.com/red eye.

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love rob long. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> all right. last story. would you want to foe when it is time to go? a new iphone app claims to accurately predict when you will doi. ed it line as it is called connects about the health sphit april such as cleep pattern up to the minute and second. the hell tee yes, sir your lifestyle the longer you will end. will you will be downloading this app? >> sounds san typhic. scientific. i will. >> but what if it tells you -- how do they know. >> they don't. why would you download it to see what it says. pes morbid. like downloaded just in case. you know what they will do is say you will live for 60 morers yew.

>> would you like this or not? >> say in the future error life span is 300 to 400 years. the bed will be put on. if you die by accident. >> at 160. >> i don't want to know. >> would you want to know? >> it said i died last ties. >> so you are dead inside. >> obviously it is gore gheej, but for us it is is a fun party. joanne, if you did it it is is so long away. are you interested in. >> when i think of having a good life i am going to not look as great. everyone says you will lift? until 80 tiff. >> you just annoyed our audience. >> you all are beautiful and i won't look so good.

it should take into account the probabilities of certain things. if your phone knows you fly often the probability is that you could then get into an accident or whatever. and your lifestyle. how much bacteria is on your phone? >> if you work next to bob beck i l that five weeks. >> it is like being near three mile island. >> what do you think the accuracy of the app is. app is something you get at appleby's or fridays. it is not something you go and say check out this map. that's your banned word. >> i don't have a to do list. don't get eaten by a money kay. >> if you learned anything write down -- make sure you do not get eaten by a chimpanzee. >> you don't understand. everybody thinks that way. >> special thanks to joanne,

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hello, everyone, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president obama may not be on the ballot but his policies are. how are the democrats responding? with desperate attempts to race bait their base in atlanta. senator