it's free. do you think president obama helped go behind the scenes to get sergeant tahmooressi released or not? thanks for watching. i mean, i have had it. hey! tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." is panda on human harassment getting out of hand? it is the first of our ate 9-part series on how to stop these inappropriate bears from taking advantage of you. plus, what does the president think you should do if you meet a hot european exchange student? >> you should try to hookup with them and talk to them. that should be common sense. >> and finally, why are so many michael bay fans signing up to see his next crappy movie? our panel gets to the bottom of it next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> my intern has all of her magazines, but for some reason you can no longer open them. i am here with actress and model done -- donna feldman.

she is back. she is sweeter than carrot cake. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he is blander than a rice cake and no where near as healthy. finally eye candy for the panel. delicious. rob long, emphasis on rob tv, writer and producer founder of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> you never know with me. did he cross the line by calling her fine? retiring iowa senator said ernst may be as good looking as taylor swift. with mid-term elections 11 months away let's discuss this in our -- >> election day hot quarters.

>> for the next three minutes and 50 seconds we are your hot quarters. we are now three minutes and 42nds. bruce braley are in a contest that determines which party controls the senate. the stakes are high. harkin are higher. >> i have been watching sunday's ads. >> well, on monday she said she was, quote, very offended, unquote, rob, by the comments. had to be clear on the

unqoak. harkin refused to apologize. when asked if he would apologize he laughed out loud and shot a dog in the face. that didn't happen, i'm told. meanwhile, in other election news, selfies have been banned for an update on all of the key races. let's go live to "red eye's chief correspondent. >> first gay marriage and now we are having dogs jumping rope with humans. i predicted this five years ago. i predicted this, rob. remember i said first you will have men marrying men and then dogs jumping rope? >> are you a radical. you are an extremist. wait until they get to the tether ball. did tom harkin cost the

country? should he be imprisoned? >> he didn't cause him the election. that was barack obama he did that. look, i get they want to do this two days before the election. that's fine. we are offended all the time. it should have been an uh knock you -- innocuous comment. they pulled a celebrity name out of the hat. i am surprised they didn't compare them to cindy lauper. >> she is like marianne from "gilligan's island." >> taylor swift's mom. >> she is a war hero, an actual combat veteran and professional pig castrater. >> she castrates pigs. i do that every weekend at the

club. on a scale of one to coconut, how offended were you by harkin's comments? >> i was bt off fended at all. i think also that she took it as a political opportunity to make the democrats look hipocritical. she is a woman and she is a republican and that's what i think. >> that's good. do you follow these stories? >> lately watching the news get a little depressed. >> that's why you should watch "red eye." >> of course. >> or just drink. >> no news here. that's the good news. >> that's joanne's solution to everything. if you drink, you should drink. you have been reporting for the past three decades. does gas matter or have voters made up their minds? >> everything matters especially this late in the game. there is a lot of people who are waiting. they are waiting for stuff like this to happen. it will sway them. people who are easily swayed

like me need these kind of things to happen. >> so we -- before this happened, you had no opinion. now you are adamant. >> i am so offended for women everywhere. taylor swift is an awful person. how dare he? >> this is ridiculous. i think we can all agree. republicans need to pick their battles. i don't think that this is really one. but they say when they criticize your looks, that's when they are grasping for straws. that's what they usually say. when they get perm about -- personal about your looks they have nothing. that's why i ignore every awful comment about my looks. >> why did you look at me? >> i know your secret name. >> cat puncher 3,000. i will disagree with everybody here and say why this is important. it is important because if it

were not tom harkin, but mitt romney, the outrage would be everywhere. yes, now you are changing your mind. you are just tired of the if it were a republican argument? >> i get that. it means something. can i answer the question? you are absolutely right. >> v neck andy. >> i do think the lame stream media -- >> well done -- >> would have jumped all over this had a republican said it. and jody was not -- >> i know. >> she was not offended. i get though she is playing the game and you have to pretend you are outraged. she should have said it is nice that tom harkin thinks i am attractive, but washed up hacks are not my type. >> that's why you should be a speech writer. tired of this. that was actually over three minutes and 42nds.

let's apologize. let's talk about this. he has 88 keys, but delete ain't one. a crotian penis wants the post to remove an old review from their website. the newspaper says the 2010 review by the classical music critic was tepid, but not eviscerating. they felt it was defamatory and made the request citing a ruling that individuals have the right to be forgotten on-line. he told the post in an e-mail that his wish to have the article scrubbed, quote, has nothing to do with sensorship. it has to do with control of one's personal image, control of the truth. the post notes that the ruling only applies to search engines removing links from the search results. i believe we have tape of the man performing recently?

>> gay marriage, jump rope, piano. >> actually he is pretty good. >> he is. he is quite the pianist. i love saying that, donna. when you enter the public eye do you forfeit the right to control your own image? >> you know what, i support this guy. i just think he is totally unreal unrealistic. if i can send everyone to donna feldman .net start googling me and it is a nightmare. >> what shows up? >> when you have your website it controls your image. >> there are things you have done that we need to google? >> unflattering shots and things like that. >> everyone will have his opinion and negative publicity. >> nice jewish girl, come on. >> there goes the german art

film. would it be a good idea to allow people to delete certain things? say you get five. you candy leet five. you can delete five. >> he is an idiot. no one goes past page one. the goal is to come up with enough stuff that -- you can control page one. nobody goes to page two. he is an idiot because now he has created his own page one. >> how do you control page one? >> you play better. that's what he should do. he should play better and then he has better reviews and they would be on page one. >> it is like a restaurant. if you are worried about bad reviews. gee i don't think we are -- >> i don't think we are done here. >> we'll talk later. >> andy, i tried to delete you from this show. >> you have. >> i think it is hard to delete anything from the internet than that. >> nothing is harder than

deleting me from the show. a lot of people wish you would succeed apparently. don't read the forums. the best thing, right after his home page and wikipedia entry you get stories of him trying to remove this bad review, all of which quote the bad review and then you get the bad review himself. he makes it easier to find out why he got a bad review. this is known as the streisand effect. in 2003 she tried to get -- somebody took pictures of her malibu house and she filed a lawsuit to try to get them removed. six people downloaded them before she filed a lawsuit. once she filed a lawsuit over 200,000 people downloaded the pictures. >> by the way, this is what lena done -- dunham is doing now. she is driving people to read about her weird little childhood. >> thanks for that.

joanne, no doubt you will be forgotten soon. should people have the right to be forgotten? >> yes and no. >> wait. >> i like the idea is that -- dash like the idea in certain situations, but not this one. you are a performer and you are open to criticisms especially when you give performances, but he should take some -- >> i don't think anybody in the public eye will have a hater. >> they didn't even have to google him. >> he needs to pave the way for future pianists. >> say it again. >> what is funny is i liked and respected him. >> there is not a bad, negative link. >> are there people you can hire that they will go in and misspell the last word of your

name so when people going gel you it won't come up because your name is misspelled? >> god did that for me. >> yeah, know saw nosuchunsky won't have a problem. >> this critic is stupid because he is fantastic. >> i forgot that we had the dog video. i don't have much of a memory left. there is a fund that makes them rotund. new mexico state university receives more than $17,000 in grant money to purchase fact vests for weight sensitivity training. they will wear the suits as an empathy exercise. so they know what it is like to be obese. i bet these are the leftovers from the pregnant empathy course. they will try to walk a mile in another person's shoes and then regret walking any wear. the goal is to combat the presence of negative beliefs,

attitudes and behaviors toward individuals who appear to be overweight and obese. the grant says wit prejudice -- weight prejudice has increased in the last decade and up there with the rates for racism and gender discrimination. wow, here is one student learning about the challenges of extra weight. >> that had nothing to do with weight. that was bad diving skills. why blame the weight? practice as i always say. will this study work to make people more compassionate? is it worth the money? >> i don't know if it is worth the money. i know i have conducted the same experiments since i turned 36. i am wearing a fat suit. i added to it every year to see. no one has treated me any better. i don't know why they pay the college kids to wear the fat suit. halfway through their freshman

year they will gain 20 pounds anyway. >> you know what is coming after that? it is short people. it is also going to be ugly people. ugly people are next. >> that's what i was thinking if we put stilts on you and you walk around new york you will see what it is like to be me. how did you get so tall? you play basketball? >> how tall are you, donna? >> 5-10 without heels. >> we don't have to pay for that. fat people, if you will socialize medicine, we all have to tip in for medicine. will fat people be shun like smokers and drunk drivers or treated like victims? that's what we have to decide. >> definitely not like drunk drivers or smokers. >> because they would be cool and thin? >> i have no idea where you are going with this. >> is fat shaming the same as racism? >> if anything it is far, far worse.

>> wearing a fat suit may help you empathize with people who are overweight. but would it make you think these people need to get healthy year like this is no way to live? >> i guess. >> i am asking the questions here. there are no easy answers. >> there are no easy answers. >> we don't need taxpayer money paying for this stuff. >> should it be funded by the government? >> i don't think so. >> what is weird if you keep wearing that. >> let a focus on how to make them healthier. >> make them exercise in a fat suit. >> they skinny people wearing the fat suits is actually more exercise for skinny people. it is not empathy. it is skinny privilege at work. one could argue that this could be a class thing as well. is it the wealthier are the healthier because they can afford these nice things? >> that was good.

>> fat people should be required to carry around another fat person and then switch. >> i don't know if that is possible. >> if i am short i would have to walk around with somebody on my shoulders to be tall. i don't like that. i don't like that at all. >> i didn't ask if you liked it. i asked if it was fair. >> can you imagine ho you sad this is if you go to the university and you were told you were cutoff. you are too fat to wear the fat suit? they said they were putting it on the skinny people. how awful must that have been? you are not a candidate for this. >> that is actual fat shaming. >> what if a skinny student comes up and says i understand you now. they didn't know they were fat. >> and think of the santa clauses. >> what if you go up to a person and say okay, the experiment is over and you can

take the fat suit off, but they are not wearing a fat suit. >> mine field. >> bad idea. >> or what if you were wearing a fat suit and smuggling cocaine across state lines and you say no it is a fat suit. it looks a lot like cocaine. >> it is a fat suit. >> no, it is cocaine and this conversation could go on for days. and it will in my head. coming up, andy levy shows us how to do absolutely nothing. but first, can you joke about 9 9/11? not according to public enemy.

does chris deserve a

hiss? chris rock hosted "saturday night live" and his monologue raised eyebrows among those who like to raise their eye -- eyebrows. he called the boston bombing the most sadistic terrorist act ever. >> people jogging for 26 miles. 26. their knees are hurting. their feet are killing them. if you are a woman there is blood coming out your [bleep]. what -- 26 miles. you have been training for a year. you finally get to the finish line and somebody screams, run! >> and then he turned his attention to new york's freedom tower. >> they should change the name from the freedom tower to the never going in there tower. because i'm never going in there. there is no circumstance that will ever get me in that

building. are you kidding me? [applause]. >> what do they have? does this building duck? what are they thinking? who is the corporate sponsor? target? >> disgusting. now we go live to the reaction this bit got in the cat community. >> people jogging for 26 moils. 26. their knees are hurting. their feet are killing them. if you are a woman there is blood coming out your [bleep]. >> unimpressed. rob, there were people that were upset about this and people that were -- people that had loved ones that died, which i understand. none of this stuff will ever be funny. but how can chris rock adjust his comedy act to everybody's sensitivities? that's impossible. >> it is impossible. the guy is a comedian. i thought it was funny bit.

i think she kind of stupid. i will go in there. jay i think he was making an absurd point on purpose. >> what happened to people's sense of humor? you know how after 9/11 people said comedy is over. today is the first day there are tenants in the freedom tower. cut the guy some slack. it was a funny joke for his persona which is a total coward. >> and he didn't make fun of any certain victims. it was an idea. you don't revisit the place where you got mugged. he does have a good point. they did hit the world trade center twice. donna, do you think people who are offended by this have a point somehow or no? >> no, i understand obviously if you are a family or victim of this. i think what is more offensive is later on he talked about there will be a fine -- a 9/11 sale, a martin luther kingsale. i thought that was more

offensive. >> i felt like i have heard that before. when somebody on twitter does a sale based on some kind of tregedy then you always -- tragedy you get those jokes. andy you said in the green room you felt chris rock stepped over the line and he should be banned: >> i thought he should have been arrested. i thought nypd should step on the stage loif -- live and book him. >> if you write or say comedy is supposed to be -- and the next word is not funny, stop. i am so tired of lectures on what comedy is supposed to be. it is never comedians doing it. it is self-uh .ed -- self-appointed people. comedy is supposed to be punching up. comedy is supposed to be not offensive. comedy is not supposed to be anything but funny. you choose whether you should see that particular comedian or not. comedy is supposed to be funny. stop. >> nobody in this city walks

across the street. 6th avenue you can see it there. no one doesn't think -- no one doesn't think that. >> that's why humor is necessary. right, joanne? >> yeah. definitely. >> i take my cue from the band. >> you can see them in the background as they were doing it. they were applauding and they were laughing. i think that is a pretty high stress job, actually, to know you are on camera. people are taking their cues off of them. should i clap? that's the thing. he was doing it in a way that still made everyone feel comfortable. if everyone feels comfortable -- wait, does it air in new york? >> you are the host of a show. >> they are in new york. >> it is live in new york. >> it is literally right there. >> it is across the street. >> i am drunk right now. that's how i deal.

>> even drunk you should know that. >> i got confused for a second. it happens. if new yorkers can applaud and clab, we all should. >> that's good. i had an important point to make, but your lack of knowledge has completely -- >> i am wrong a lot. i wanted to make sure i was president -- i wasn't wrong. >> they pretaped some stuff. i had a friend who did background once. >> that's a really good point. first they tape stuff. they do pre tape it. sometimes it is not even in new york. sometimes they go to new jersey and that's a really good point. >> have i had it with these people. coming up, we deface banning cat calls. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is voting blocks. teach your kids civic duty with voting blocks.

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can we tame their game? the new york times wonders if there is a law chatting up women on the street. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate

center. welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate from the" red eye" debate center. as usual all flash photography is not allowed until after the debate back at my place. last week video of a woman getting cat called by mostly black and hispanic men got passed around the internet. now the new york times wonders if current laws should be strengthened to include cat calling. one contributor noted that doing so would, quote, allow states and cities recognize street harassment for what it is, physical and psychological acts and exclude, and saw board nate male dominance over women. like me you have been probably cat called by men at some point. it is embarrassing. legal penalties, is it possible? there is a wide range of cat calling. you would need a cat calling

judge. >> i don't think it is possible to have a law against this. i think it is the way they are going about it. if you were more of a gentleman, wow. i think you look really beautiful tonight. it is much better than the dog on the street. hey, girl, yeah. all of these things that don't get my attention. i am not going to stop for you. >> a street is a fluid environment so you don't have time to walk up to somebody. >> it is also fishing -- you notice what i know about the video is she picks places where there are guys hanging out. and i am not sure if this is true, rob, and in the cnn segment, i believe they said this was for a company. and they are not even sure if this stuff was real. but it didn't matter if it was real because it is true. >> it is true because it was on the internet. i don't care whether she is as pretty as taylor swift or as nice as mr. rogers. >> that will be taken out of

context. >> exactly right. you cannot enforce this law. all of the things people say you are not allowed to do you are allowed to say that. >> it is not illegal. >> maybe the government can pay for an ugly suit for these girls. >> that does president matter. that doesn't matter. >> men will still yell at you. >> i did see on 6th avenue an african-american woman crossing the street and she was honked at by two african-american guys in the car and she stopped with a death stair and they stopped. i thought that is the problem and the only regular laying that exists. the death stair that every woman has -- >> that's the thing. i think i walk down the street with my resting bitch face, but people will still try to talk to me. if i don't make eye contact with you, that is not an invitation. >> can i see that face? let's show it. >> i am laughing now.

>> that was a poor bitch face. >> i hate when people say they are being nice and gentlemanly, whatever. well then why don't they do the same thing to men. why not say have a good day? you are looking good today. it is sexually charged. it is sexually motivated. >> but it is a city. get over it. >> exactly. i don't think it should be illegal. >> something sucked. >> so does my rent and taxes. which is why i heavily medicate. >> back to the dark halve drug abuse. >> andy, is this idea insane? should speech be thrown out the window if somebody is not safe from words. >> i don't care if you are as pretty as mr. rogers or as fies as taylor swift? you can't pass laws that will criminalize a random man walking down the streets. if you touch someone and

threaten someone there are laws. the cat call thing, pressure is the only thing that changes that, that and more women carrying guns. pressure and women carrying guns will help get rid of cat calls. >> one more woman carrying guns will get rid of a lot of things. i am all for that. do you cat call your cats? she is a match maker -- >> that is my normal talk. >> she is a match maker for under takers. a british path ole gee -- pathology cure rater has launched a dating and networking site for people who work in the death industry. dead meat.com, very clever, i might add has 5,000 members to the forensic officers and says the founder just wanted to be able to chat to someone who could really understand me. when asked how was your day i wanted to be able to say how it really was. safe in the knowledge that

uttering sentences not usually uttered by normal people wouldn't send someone packing. donna, don't you wish that there was a site like this for really hot people like you and me so we are not matched up with lesser beings? >> they have everything. they have gluten free singles and zombie lovers, bearded ladies. i looked it up earlier. >> let me ask you this. if you are unattached, what -- what would you go to that would share an interest? >> i would go to meet us.com. s. if you have something you are interested in and if you like to knit or king cavallier spaniels. >> that's something i never heard of, meet up.com. >> i like the theater. i like wine. i like shoes. >> and you like gays. that helps.

>> that would be the worst date ever. >> why not? >> it is whatever you are interested in. >> wait, wait. are they sharing an interest in liking them? okay, i was just wondering if they were hooking up with the spaniels which to me is disgusting. and again gay marriage leads to this. rob if you choose a career around dead people it is nice to find someone in the same -- >> i guess. i mean she said you want to share things that happened -- what is happening? >> you know what it is? you need somebody you can tell what famous person you saw naked and dead. that's the reason. >> who wouldn't want to hear that? >> you need somebody in the industry? >> somebody that is on the date with you?

>> i think so. >> this is the public information. i want to hear that. >> you are not allowed. >> it is a job where there is a lot of quiet. >> maybe that's it. >> you are dead inside. >> shouldn't there be a website for people who are dead inside? >> it seems like it would be -- >> gross. i don't know what it means. >> it is gross because you do know what it means. >> that's a death metal band. >> it is somebody who can help you get away with murder. >> he asked questions what is the most common way people get caught? what is the best way to dissolve a body? you learned everything you need to learn. i like the website that has mostly stayed away from bad

puns. i thought it would refer to the membership as the dismembership and do things like that. >> that was a feature pitch. >> being the medical examiner. >> i filed it with the writer's guild. >> i have been right here. >> before the show. >> oh, before the show. >> i file my talking points with the writer's guild. >> the great thing is he doesn't do any of the stuff. >> i protect my ideas. >> joanne, last word to you. you can pick any word you want. >> "my girl" great movie and that was the only situation where it worked. he owned the funeral home and started dating the woman who did the make up for the dead people. i think that is perfect. no one is too morbid or has too many fetishes, right?

>> perhaps, i don't know. >> have you seen the movie? >> no. >> it is so girl. glasses. he can't see without his glasses. >> little mccully cul kin. >> does he croak? is that the movie where he croaks ? >> his career is dead. it doesn't matter if his characters went -- he did, right? i don't know. >> he was stunning by bees. >> he has a band about pizza. dude, are you not even trying. when i owned a bar once he showed up and didn't pay for one drink. >> you owned a bar? >> briefly. >> loik 2004. it was a bad experience. don't own a bar unless you know what you are doing. i didn't. where am i? >> don't own a bar. >> annoying songs that get stuck in your head. also, "not cool" order it,

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fall to the gap. it is the hook that stuck. the washington -- washington? how did i get washington? that is ib sane. the catciest song of all time is wanna be by kyle -- could

ily ma knowing. >> ♪ if you wanna be my lover ♪ gotta me my friend ♪ make it last forever >> it is getting late. pure pea wet -- poetry. they asked people how fast they can pick out a coping based on hook. that was followed by "mambo number 5" and" eye of the tiger." researchers found the strong melodic hooks to be the most memorable. others are "pretty woman" and" beat it" and of course "candle in the wind" by phil collins. were you a spice girls fan? >> you have no idea. that was my first concert. that and ricky martin. i didn't care he was gay. >> what? >> i know. i didn't care.

>> he is very weird. >> we can make it work. never mind. sorry to crush your dreams. >> he was is in "avita" he was great. >> i don't even know anymore. catchy copings, -- catchy songs, usually the most annoying. >> usually the most annoying. the catchiest song of all time is none of those "it is" no scrubs." >> i would put "man-eater" above that. >> i think you are wrong. catchy songs are the ones in the commercials that stick in your head. >> that's true. >> it is usually a taylor swift song, actually. >> i never -- you can do that as long as you want. i never heard a taylor swift

song. as a maroon 5 fan how do you uh trip but their catchiness? >> sometimes catchiness is related to simplicity. >> and help tie at this -- and hepititis. and the intricacies do not bode well for catchiness. actually it was in the top list, "mmbop." >> hansons. >> and that is nuts to me. it is was jibberish and we only remember them because of the melody. >> here is my theory. there is a gender thing for men. men remember the rifts, like ac/dc. women like annoying sing song melodies. >> "eye of the tiger" i would mention faster than" wanna be." you wouldn't need to go to the hook for the chorus. there is

no catchier song than john cage's "433". half a second of hearing that and you know what it is. >> play some for us. >> it stays with you. >> i find the popiest song i own is lou reid's "metal machine music." >> thanks, now i have "mmbop" in my head. >> i was in a rest womb once with each hanson brother on each side. it was unnerving. there were two and one standing behind. i was is stuck in a hanson triangle. >> it was your dream journal. >> if i told you what happened after i would have to go to jail so we will leave it at that. >> you won't believe what happened next. happened next. >> coming up, creepy uncles. the conference call.

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that's the last story. >> they said uncle to incest. wow. that may be the best lead ever written. the marriage of an uncle and niece is now legal in the state of new york. the new york court of appeals said there is not a universal stigma as marriages between siblings or a parent and a child. also like marriage between cousins, there is no increased risk of children with genetic disorders. the ruling note that indeed until 1893 marriages between uncle and niece and aunt and nephew were lawful in new york. well, rob, is this a victory for uncles? >> i want to see a picture of the niece first before i answer that. this is weird. this is a weird thing to have decided. i think we are all -- i am creeped out by it. it is a sign that maybe it is bad. >> if we get that creepy feeling, he is my feeling. this is about laziness. there are men who are too lazy

to meet women. they look over and see their niece and say she will do. >> i will settle for that one. >> go to a bar, uncle steve. >> i think there is plenty of fish in the sea and try not to swim in the sea with your relatives. >> there are 6 billion people on this planet. >> they all stink. >> will this make holidays and family gatherings awkward or easier? >> if you gett divorced it would be awkward. you can't escape. you have to disown your family. i don't judge -- out loud. in my head a little bit. if it feels weird it probably is. that's what i also learned from dating. >> that feels weird. well, it is an >> well let me do it again. >> andy, is incest acceptable on any level? >> no. i don't know. my talking point was if you divorce them you are screwed.

i don't have much to say here. i don't get though why the ruling was there is no stigma about -- what does it have to do with lea gal tee? with legality. >> i have a theory it has not to do with americans, but newly arrived immigrants who do not wish to have a stigma attached to this. we have to tell ourselves we have nothing against the fact that you want to marry your niece. >> will this be the two people who brought the kids? it is what an immigration problem and one was is trying to stay in the country. >> i say god bless them. they will rot in hell for what they are doing. it is disgusting. if they are going to ban cat calling maybe all you can do is keep court ship in the family. see how i tie the stories together? this is why i do a show at 3:00 a.m. and you live in a as -- a $20 million mansion on the beach.

>> that was great. >> i have to say though, four parties a month. maybe cut it back to three or two. i don't think you can have too much fun. >> you vice president have been to four? to customer service, check on a claim...you know, all with the ah, tap of my geico app. oh, that's so cool. well, i would disagree with you but, ah, that would make me a liar. no dude, you're on the jumbotron! whoa. ah...yeah, pretty much walked into that one. geico anywhere anytime. just a tap away on the geico app.

if it matters to you, it matters. if it doesn't ---but it does. i'm eric, along with kimberly, dana and greg. this is "the five." with 24 hours to go in the drudge headline says it all, it looks like the gop may take the senate and in the very latest polling, momentum is serving from atlanta to anchorage. here are the numbers from real clear politics. we highlighted the ten most interesting races. remember, republicans are widely believed to pick up seats in west virginia, south dakota and montana. given these remaining ten seats, republicans need just a net of three. we're going to start in the northeast, head south and then out west