so simple. greta talk and twitter. your two spots. up next, the o'reilly factor. happy veterans day. to veterans and their tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," the north korean air force testing its new highly advanced fighter jet. we will talk to some experts who say they should go back to the drawing board. plus, how long does the president think you should take off work to celebrate thanksgiving? >> 46 days. thank you. >> and finally, an adorable kitten trapped inside an empty tissue box on live tv. witness his family's frantic rescue attempts that everyone will be talking about tomorrow. none of these stories on "red eye cts tonight jie. i am andy levey in for greg gutfeld who got suddenly sick after doing" the five."

let's welcome our guests. she used to be a roth child and now she is a rothman, anchor lori rothman. and joanne nosuchunsky. and now it is not no, not the number one cause of big rig accidents that is truck texting, it is buck sexton on the blaze radio network. and they gave him the day off at the carnival so next to me is the bearded lady, joe devito. >> a block. the lede. that's the stories story. that's the first story. >> dartmouth? more like dirty mouth. that's how you start off a show. texas governor rick perry had sexually explicit questions while speaking at the ivy league school. he wondered if he would have anal6 for campaign contributions and another

accused him of comparing homosexuals to alcoholics. a sophomore wrote the questions and passed them out in fliers. among them, in 2002 you supported the anti-sodomy law. do you dislike booty 6 because the peni goes in where the poopy goes out? and i know have you been strong on all foreign policy issues including somali pirates, but what is your stance on butt pirates? speaking of thinks -- of things rude and unexpected. probably shouldn't ask rick perry about that either. joe, this is funny because rick perry is a republican, right? if he was a democrat it would be childish and immature. but this is funny.

>> not in the slightest. it is literally sophmoric jie. he reminds me of a guy who yells out movie lines and thinks it is funny. it is rare you see someone call someone out on an opinion and actually be worse in what they are saying. you don't see things like butt pirates and all of that. if you are going to make gay puns you shouldn't be called packer. he is being ironic. you are actually being an embarrassment. to the girl who said over $100 million to have anal -- 8 national sex? dartmouth over the years will cost $4 million. >> do you expect more from liberals or expect less?

>> i expect this. one thing that didn't come out, you mess with the bull you get the horn. you tangle with rick perry you are lucky you don't get a kick to the face. she a man's man. if it were to answer the question you posed before, any kind of democrat if it were hillary clinton or barack obama or pelosi they would burn it down and then have meetings about dialogue and diversity just because. they would want us to have a dialogue to talk about these things and then they would realize they weren't doing anything worth while. >> do you really think they would eventually realize that? >> they would not. i got lost in my own. >> don't stunts like this hurt the cause of the people that do them? >> absolutely. the questions are terrible. they are college students. the bar is so low. >> i look at this on the side

of rick perry. he is so screwed up in that debate. i am curious to see how he is responding. if he is having a quick and savy retort and handling questions and if rick perry wants to rise again on the national stage he needs to be good in these situations. >> the supreme court justice scalia did come to speak while i was in school. they made quack, quack noises and he stood up and he gutted them. >> you are like what about this? he would make a bunch of legal commentaries and they had no idea what they were talking about. >> i thought you mean he literally gutted them. >> another man's man, rick perry. and scalia. >> i wasn't able to find out how perry responded to these questions. i couldn't find anything on any sites. can you make up how it went down and we will assume that's

how it went down. or you can ignore that and say what you want. >> i would have loved to have seen a chris christie response like sit down, shut up or something like that. stupid kid. what i think is so funny is that patrick is the kid who made the flier, they are funny, right? i think they are funny. i think a lot of people think they are funny, but because they had control nobody in the audience laughed. they booed. that's the point. you need to know your audience. obviously they weren't going to think it was funny. why were you even saying them? at this point it does president make you lack smart or cool. it makes you look dumb like you didn't prepare for what you were walking into. >> it is not how he didn't get into dartmouth, but how he got into college. >> i think he thought it would be hilarious. especially because he said the questions are funny, right? >> at this point he knows he is drowning. right? come on, guys. it is a classic butt joke.

>> i love that he is blaming -- in his mind the questions were funny, but it was a bad audience. >> you had to be there. >> it is like a comedian who goes on stage and completely bombs and then says bad audience. >> that intro and the microphone crack threw me off. >> think about what collegey vent it would be and -- the college event would be like. >> i think it is a difficult exercise. >> they made a handout for environment tv. >> last question. even the website jessibelle which is where i go to see if something is funny or not, they didn't think it was funny. jay looking at that -- >> looking at that is your bar and where it is set. that's troubling. >> he is shaking his head because she went red. liberals were puzzled and troubled after mia love was the first black female republican elected to congress. now a blogger at the huffington post says the

victory in a largely white district furthers white privilege. darrin smith who has a phd in education says do to love's triple minority status black, female and mormon she should vote democratic. she is allowed to pass through her black female body with the understanding she must not see, speak or advocate anything related to gender and race. this is one way white privilege is reproduced at the legislative level of government. for more let's go live to "red eye"'s chief cory spawn department. correspondent. >> that's fake, right? that's not a real dog. >> that's real. >> i don't think so. >> buck, you are a living test meant to white privilege. >> you beat me to my own self depp -- deprication.

i was actually given the token white guy award in college. true story. i am not making that up. it was a senior class thing. they gave out the award. so with that, expert credentials in token white guyness, was there a question? >> what was your take on this? >> my take on this -- >> i spent a lot of time writing that question. >> every time the huffington post can't get dumber, it exceeds your expectation. they equate skin color and ideology and then they say you know that is demeaning, right? you know you hospital actually do that. >> bro, what are you talking about? we totally should. there is such a huge discorrect between the left and the right that they can't just deal with a basic reality of people should be able to believe what they like and have certain convictions and it shouldn't correspond to their ethnic make up. that thinking has been considered terrible, and yet

there is a reiteration. >> they say it takes one to know one. as a racist, don't you think this professor is making a racist argument by saying that love needs to identify with a member of a group? >> i always wonder if it was too much out on a limb to call him a rapist and sexist. they say because she is interested in helping the best interest of white guys. do you agree or not? racist? stupid? >> i think it is completely stupid. >> totally absurd. >> if in the future i will ask the questions. >> i thought you needed a little hosting support. >> probably do, but that's a separate issue. joe, using this logic, should you argue that all white people or white men should only vote republican? >> using that logic, absolutely. that's what lets people think the word racist is code for

shut up white guy. i think it is amazing the contortions the left has to go through -- it never changes their opinions. she is a mormon black woman in utah. i think she is the only person in her demographic. i don't know what other constituents she can be representing. because she has political opinions, they can't say oh someone who looks like this could have it in an opposing point of view. you are not really black. you are not really a wok. people have different opinions and you have to adjust the way you look. >> it is interesting the side that is always talking about science, for example, will make comments like well because you vote one way or another, you are not the ethnicity you actually are. this is a fact of reality. it is not something you can change. it is actually a way to silence conservatives. it means to shut up 6789. >> race wasn't brought up.

>> it just gets thrown in. >> to define racism, you judge the capabilities and the values of a person based on race. that's what racism means. it does -- doesn't mean you vote democratic. >> you think this is healthy for the country? >> oh yeah. listen, we aren't privileged enough in this country. when you look at the world we have a long way to go. this is on -- this is so dumb. it reminds me of the not black enough statement people say. it is a disservice to every black person who worked so hard to blur the lines of race. women will try to blur the lines of gender when people bring this stuff up. this paper reminded me of something you would write in college just to be a wise ass. let me play devil's advocate and pick the other argument so i can get an a on a paper.

to think there is someone who actually believes this on the left is absurd. >> the argument you should vote democrat because she is a woman and she is black, it has been made before and it is boring. i never heard anyone argue that mormons should vote democrat and not vote for the gop. >> they are picking and choosing which parts of her identity are supposed to be the identity politics portion. if you broke down the mormon vote it would be heavily in favor of the religious denomination. it is the single most heavily republican. and they are casting aside that that you have traditional values as mormons do. you would be more inclined to vote for a matter who has values in assisted of nancy pelosi and harry reid. this article is by no means an uotliar. who says mia love is not doing what she is supposed to do here? you can see all of these hands

go up. >> it was interesting to see them call mormons the traditionally oppressed group. that's odd. >> dr. smith who was not the same person as in "lost in space." >> i will not be able to answer the question. >> he wrote something saying it sends a dangerous message to ordinary americans that racism and discrimination is gone. and he also doesn't like the fact that it sends a dangerous message that love alone is enough to raise a child of color. >> all you need is love. >> i think he is anti-love. >> there are bloggers on the left who live with the con constant fear that most of america, racism is not something you have to be hyper ven ventilating about. >> young there is stuff to glean -- i think there is stuff to glean from that that is worthy. >> you oppose trans racial

adoption. >> have you met my children? >> i have not. apparently i am not allowed to. i don't know why. >> we have a restraining order and you can't come to west chester. >> have i relatives in -- i have relatives in west chester and i have to explain why. it is embarrassing for me. he says love's political convictions show a strong support for values that do not represent her interests as a member of any of these oppressed groups. doesn't that make her a hero? >> aren't you supposed to represent your constituents and put aside your own? >> they say white people stop voting for yourself. you are only voting for your own s le f interest. he is -- self-interest. that should make her a hero. >> i think if you were to make a grid you would end up with a strong headache. you get republicans and conservatives are criticized for not having enough minorities. and then when they are putting

more minorities in the position they say it doesn't count. >> the conservative card trumps all evil. >> at some point you say we won. the good thing happened. the positive thing happened. >> they don't think of these things. >> it shows they are full of it. >> they can't have their cake and eat it too. >> never mind. coming up, the mid-term elections. with 2018 approaching what to expect. first, which is more shocking, that the president chewed gum at a summit or he did it while walking. you are watching "red eye" on f nc. stick around.

his oral fixation uh febded a whole nation and barak is a bigger cad than vlad. this humiliation can only be expected --. they booed when he chewed in beijing for 80 shaw pacific summit president obama passed on the limo service that carried others to a banquet and emerged from his u.s.-supplied vehicle chewing gum. i believe it was hubba-bubba. actually it was nick -- nicorette. to see obama stepping out of his car chewing gum like an idler. putin comforted the chile. he wrapped a shaw around the

chinese president's wife and women everywhere swooned. it was the the biggest event in years since the olympics. they all gathered for the opening ceremony. i believe we have highlights. ♪ >> have you seen taylor swift's "shake it off" over that video? oh my god, it is amaze balls. >> i won't ask if president obama should be impeached. >> why not?

>> let's stipulate. should president obama be impeached? >> thank heavens. i was getting upset. i am not going to take the bait on this one, greg. i'm sorry. pardon me. let's dial it back and here is why i will not take the bait. we could talk about president obama -- i can't do it if you are going to do that. we could talk about president obama putting his foot up on the oval office. we can talk about him smoking a few cigarettes and we can talk about him chewing gum and not taking the limo afforded him by the chinese hosts, but that would be cheap stuff. we should focus on him turning america into a distopia. sexton, out. >> i kind of wish that last

part was true. >> chinese women found putin's machoness attractive. >> the poor guy can't get a break with the so-called optics. golfing after talking about isis beheadings was in poor taste. the selfie at the mandela funeral was a bad call as well. you have to respect the cultures and the customs of foreign countries even though china is a little restrictive and should be looking at feeding the exploding middle class population and not be stuck on the traditions and cultures, but it is what it is. >> he is changing the game for what is terrible. >> we willed dit out the part where -- we will edit out the part you say this is not a big deal. china doesn't have twitter. it is their own version which sucks because we have gotten

some good obama retweets. >> yes, it actually looks worse than i thought. he looks like a long island housewife chomping on his gum. oh my god the way these people drive here. i love putin because he is an awesome super villain. he has a touch of class. the only thing i am surprised of he gave her a shaw and he didn't tear his shirt off. he is the iggy pop of dictators. >> his pecks will provide more warmth than any shaw. >> what is a chinese word for canoodling? >> it is one cymbal. that's -- symbol. that's how it works. >> would you accept a jacket from putin? >> because i am a lady i would. but just like japan's wife she took it off and put on her

own. it is frowned on to accept these offering from men who are not your own. show shrugged it off and an assistant gave her a black jacket is what i hear. back to the real issue which is the gum chewing, it should beacon deemed. be condemned. it is not only appropriate, but it is a sign of weakness. it shows he has a vice. he needs nicotine and he is chewing this gum. they think it is nick rete. nicorette. he is dependent on things that keep him running and he cannot run a country at the same time. china scrubbed the internet of any mention of putin lending the jacket to the president's wife. as an old china happened do you think this is good for america? will this drive a wedge

between china and russia? >> scrubbing the internet of something that makes your premiere seem embarrassing is like immediately deleting that tweet you thought was edgy and it just accepts it as annoying. this falls in that category. putin showed up in china. he ran up into the stands and he signed the football and he handed it to his wife. >> this is going to lead to war. >> they are trying to gaping up on us. >> this is good for america. >> if obama hadn't ruined it. >> hang on. that's twice. you called me greg again. >> i can see the similarity. >> we are going to break. >> it is mechanical.

>> a man a]s nearly $2,000 worth of olive garden food. enough about 2008 greg. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is turtles. turtles, the slow pokes of the sea reminding us all if you don't move much and say much and hide in your own shell you will win races and end up a powerful ooze. thanks, turtle.

a north carolina man who threw himself into olive garden's never ending pasta path like a man possessed claims he lost four pounds. allen martin bought the ultimate card coupon and for the next few weeks he ate there twice a week every day. his total was 115 meals consumed worth $1840. we pause now to honor the cal ripken of carbs. ♪ >> america is salutes you,

sir. he took $100 and turned it into $1800 worth of food. greatest businessman ever? >> as a consumer yes. for olive garden the profit margin on bread is so wide and they still made money. >> are you buying the fact he lost weight? >> i am. did he only eat two meals a day? >> probably. >> that's probably what it was. there is only so much you can fill your stomach with vodka and bred sticks. if you are only eating two meals a day that's probably why. he will need it after all of the high friewk toes corn syrup and oil. have you seen the bread? some of that could be used to cough like a large -- >> i don't want to know. >> what? >> caulk. >> i don't want to know. it is comfort food. >> and i'm sure he drank water

too. >> he did say he would go with his wife and sons and said the bread sticks just appear. my my sons take them before i get any. he would never finish his plate of pasta. that could be another reason. i am upset because i haven't eaten carbs for four years and i could have been eating them this whole time. >> it is more about calories. >> is it? >> i don't know. it is what i like to say as i go to mcdonalds. >> should other restaurants do this? it is good pr. they probably still made money on it. >> it must have cost 70 cents in raw materials. you have to cheer when anyone stick itself to the man. he went in with a plan and was dedicated. i don't think though we were showing them in slow motion. that was just him toward the end . it is never a fat guy who pulls this off. he looked like a regular dude who said this is a good way to be frugal.

he came in and shutdown the operation. >> it is a guy winning the hot dog eating contest. >> olive garden is not the man though. they are family. >> when you are there you are family. >> that's why you are not married exactly. is it possible someone has eaten more than him and we have not discovered this person yet? >> of course. and olive garden is eating up the free advertising. we keep talking about it. now they are coming out of the woodwork, the carbo loaders. >> that was an exciting story. next one. this is fun. this story is fun, lori. i don't care what you say. a mother in ohio, where most of them are located, is upset at a dollar store after a picture in a toy wand she bought for her daughter. even though it is called evil stick, the package cking -- packaging has fairies and has

wonderful music. she found this picture hidden under the wand's foil which shows a demon faced girl cutting herself with a kitchen knife. the store owner says parents should pay more attention to what they are buying for their stupid brats. as a mom, you shouldn't buy anything that says evil stick for a 2-year-old, right? >> anybody knows -- every woman knows the evil stick is the toy for the mom. >> it is a constant reminder that all mothers have to read fine print so as not to be duped into the false packaging and market cking of toys set out to grab the attention of young kids. >> this is clearly a foreign made toy. did something get lost in the translation? >> it was a vibrator joke. >> oh, okay, i get it.

why is it evil though? >> it is the evil stick, what did you expect? she is lucky her daughter didn't get whacked with the ugly stick. it shows that this packaging was put together by people who don't speak english and don't care. they threw a bunch of things together. if you don't want to see the dem poo nic -- the demonic girl cutting herself don't peel off the picture. what was the product supposed to go on with the girl cutting herself with her eyes ? >> it is something called good knife. >> i was at a horrible outlet store and if you spend $5 which took all day to accumulate, they gave you on the way out a fleebie, it was like a plastic thing you stuck on the wall. it had a picture of a kid. you put in a picture of a loved one. that picture was glued to it. so, no, you just look at a

picture of this child. this is creepy. so they are taking random things and throwing them together. >> how many did you buy? >> a couple. >> i think the store said you paid $1. leave me alone. >> and he said they see it on tv every day. these kids are used to. don't they see cutting and demons all the time. >> the evil stick network. >> it was labeled ages three and up. where do you think this toy was made? >> i was thinking it was made in china. >> who was it made by? >> in china. in which case the chinese say some of them are coated in uranium. are you really going to complain? although there are victims we are not thinking of. the folks from "breaking bad" whose toy was if you recall

kicked out of toys r us. a little blue mess. blue mess is way less destructive than a girl with your -- with a knife trying to cutoff her own arm. >> that's the capitalistic lesson. >> this is on the label. it is a little different. >> if you were me i would take the black sharpie and you ever c everything on the label. >> young it is -- i think it is classless. somebody not shopping at the dollar store would ever see it. but those who get these cheaper toys for their kids see it and it is awful. >> whoever the girl was they took the picture of -- >> she had no idea. >> that must have been some photo shoot. >> her agent is like you are doing this. your face will be everywhere. >> howdy cap pre yow

started -- how dicaprio started. >> it is time for a break. when we come back, a musical performance. >> hi, guys, tomorrow night on the independent, andy levey will grace us with his presence and paul mccurio and libertarian congressman justin amash. 9:00 p.m. at midnight on fox business network.

are they turning tricks or making porno flicks? adult verified video chat, great name, is auctioning off a chance to appear in a scene with adult film star dillon harper. the winner will undergo an std test and abide by the strict standards of the porn industry. they do have them. while paying for sex is illegal, in other words prostitution, it appears it is above board. if tom cruise auctioned off an ability to be in his next movie there is an ability to star in this movie. that's what they are winning. they point out the distinction is about intent where prostitution is about the sexual act and pornography is distribution of a product. it is hoped the auction will be a way for veteran performers to make up for losses and a surplus of labor.

here is my problem with this. if it is a god given talent, not a way to get into it. >> it goes to show the way i always thought about it was that's why when you have sex make sure the cameras are rolling. that's the only way to cover yourself legally whether they see the camera or not is another story. maybe hide it in a pumpkin. >> a pumpkin? >> like you haven't. >> there are hard lines and to me that's the hardest part. well, ma'am, someone has to take this pizza. >> it is always a pizza. >> to me someone who has videotaped themselves fooling around with someone else i don't recommend it. then you will understand why this is best left to professionals. you start off thinking i hope she looks good and then you say i am going to be shaved

dpr the neck down. >> i thought that too. neck down. >> buck, would you bid on a chance to be in a porn? >> right now there is a bit of a copyright issue. they need to stop sending questions about what is going to happen with the iraqi insurgency. sex buck ton looks like buck sexton, but with a mustache. >> so say you, sir. on the distinction between the two situations of prostitution and pornography, there is no moral distinction. this is for people who think there is a difference between bloggers and there are different first amendment protectors versus somebody who

reads it. what if i have my grandma read it? it is the same with pornography. >> prostitution is actually legal in one or two counties. even there you have gray areas. >> is this a good way to bring money to the industry that seems to be hurt by the market and by piracy as they say? >> that's a great question. i know that pornography is flooded with cheap talent. because everybody is becoming an independent con trabter and selling their own stuff at these trade shows i don't know how else to characterize it. i am so flustered. >> is this a good way for people like dillon harper to make money? >> yes. there is a flood of competition. she is looking to really let

the market set her value and that value is above the average random street performer. thank you for letting me finish. >> the rules stipulate the winner can't be older than 50. >> dillon harper needs to get a better name. right now unless she is going for the -- what's the word? gender neutral name. that could be a boy or girl. maybe these people are confused. they are casting and so that's the type they are looking for within a certain age. unfortunately the winning bid was $3500. with all of these men who say they would love to sleep with a porn star there are not that many. >> the average scene compensation is a thousand dollars. >> the winning bid that was for a previous auction and this is still open. >> oh this is still open?

>> the bid right now is $2500 and it closes on december 15th. how much higher will it go sph. >> i don't know. >> it goes to show the history of porn has been thousands of women and like eight dudes. men were getting paid like $20. they were like, okay, that sounds cool. they are not worried about the direction of the industry. any other pornography questions? >> buck had one. >> there is the website for like finding sugar daddies too which is creating a thin veil twep -- between prostitution anyway. >> they are different. >> they are not different. you are paying somebody for their company. that's like saying an escort is not -- >> they are different. >> wow, i just learned something new. >> a lot of the websites, a lot of the escort business is not about sex. it is about the conversation and about the company. i don't know where you think

you get your information from. >> i would like to apologize to those sex workers who have not done anything for money. >> it is the tri to your point is totally fine. the performers are struggling. i know you are running to break. i can go on and on and on. >> radioshack is still around. who knew? and do you have videos to animals? send them to fox news.com/red eye. g?góéj÷ç÷ç will that be all, sir?

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gee -- >> back off nsa. back off. will have i to fight you to be the first to see this? >> oliver stone is directing this which means nobody will see it. what are the action sequences supposed to be? are they in a suburb of moscow? i don't know how to move this along. >> i am never coming back. apparently you are not familiar with the works of oliver stone. what you do is you film the same scene from 20 angles and maybe different types of film. maybe some 75 millimeter. and then you cut them altogether and all of a sudden a gay sitting -- a guy sitting on his couch eating dorritos and playing halo 3 looks good.

>> that part is true. at some point people recognize that snowden is -- we don't want to get into the snowden debate because we don't have enough time. >> our viewers are sick of snowden. >> i agree. >> we are doing this story anyway because he is cool. joe, i want this movie as you may have guessed from the last description. i don't care if it is 100% inaccurate. >> i think we can guarantee that. >> and that is fine. >> the only way i would see this is if it was a shot for shot with the doors movie. you don't know he whip itself out in mime -- miami and gets arrested. to me that's a movie. >> it is still about privacy. i agree with buck, there is no way this movie will be a big hit? >> i can't believe you are

capitulating. >> i want to see it, but i don't think it will be a hit. >> where is the actor and the adventure? i appreciate the way they filmed the movie, but oliver stone, that ship has sailed. >> is this one that no one will see it, but they will make it anyway. >> is there an ending yet? >> the hero is in russia. >> joanne, i know you are upset add dwell levine was not picked to star in the movie. will you see it anyway? >> probably not. i don't think the films about a political cause or whatever. his parents were activists and his mother ran for congress in 1970 with a peace and freedom party. snowden is 5-11 and this guy is 5-9.

i wonder if snowden is pissed if they cast somebody an inch shorter. thanks to lori rothman, buck sext on n if that's his real name. see you tomorrow.

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