definitely would go back. >> happy thanksgiving. to you, as well. good luck. hello, everybody. happy thanksgiving. i'm bob beckel along with eric bolling, dana perino, and ray gut if he would. it's 5:00 in morning city and this is the five.if he would. it's 5:00 in morning city and this is the five. >> happy turkey day about that we have a fun show tonight. in just a moment, we'll go to -- it's our annual tradition and we'll tell you who our own turkeys of the year are. but first, we thought you might enjoy a little thanksgiving humor from jim gatigen. >> thanksgiving is intended to be about gratitude. thank god there is a day for us to focus on being grateful because i'd hate the idea of

having to be grateful year-round. there is little complexity to the concept of thanksgiving holiday. it seems as if very little effort went into the planning. how about at thanksgiving we just eat a lot. but americans do that every day. well,what if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us. thanksgiving is all about overeating. even one of the main additidish actually called stuffing. what names did they turn down, cram it in, eat until you can't breathe? happy thanksgiving, everyone. >> this is pretty funny. eric, he has good point about the stuffing thing. do you eat a lot on thanksgiving? >> before we go, he's way funnier than that. >> i agree. >> greg's funny. >> he's a nice guy. >> okay. fine. >> we were giving and you complime compliment. >> i'm thankful for your wit. >> i feel bad for jim.

>> thankful for-to-a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.to-a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.o-a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.-a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.ta point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that.oa point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that. a point. >> you don't eat turkey? >> no, no red meat. so i'll have that. mashed potato, stuffing. no dae zeessert. >> you don't have desserts? >> he drinks his dessert. >> that's right. >> what did you remember your favorite thanksgiving from a decision at your house in colorado? >> we would often go to wyoming to the ranch. and we would play cards, crazy 8s and spades i think. i wasn't very good at it, but i watched my uncle beat my dad. that was phenomenofun. >> did you take money from them in. >> no. >> were there any arguments at go table?

to wyoming for christmas. and there was a major blizzard. and it shut down everything. and so people on our block in denver all got together because everyone was bringing a certain thing to their friend's house for their meal. so we ended up with like four cranberries and two turkeys and not the whole meal. but i he remember thremember th. >> and when we were growing up, we actually had our thanksgiving dinner in the nude and we had fajitas in skillets which is risky when you're a nudist. but i was confused because of the silverware. like the idea that you had to always use special silverware. it made every other meal seem like it didn't matter because we have these people that you didn't like showing up and you brought out your best silverware. and also the turkey, which is basically the george hamilton of meat. golden brown on the outside, but bland and dry on the inside.

you have to smother it in gravy to make it taste good. but it looks great, but it's so unsatisfying. >> really? >> kimberly, what are your traditions? >> i love food, i love to eat. so mashed potato, i could eat those every single day. and i love turkey. but i don't like dry turkey. >> i like dry turkey. >> what? did don't you like it plomoist wet? >> i like it moist and wet, but the -- i do. but here's the thing. do you ever get mad at anybody at the table? >> i would never do that because i want to eat all the mashed potatoes. i'm not a big fan of yams or pump pin pie, but i like cranberries. >> my tradition, i was at the kids' table. >> you yyou still are.

>> yeah. and they said nobody wanted to sit at the adult table. >> i wasn't allowed near the kids' table. >> you couldn't fit. it's too high. >> this is the fox kids table. >> that's true. you hadn't figured that out yet? >> did i tell you about when i got invited to that fancy -- >> tell us again. >> i've heard a lot of your stuff, too. not much of it, but i remember this woman was way out in the country outside of washington. fancy place. everybody was supposed to bring something. so i brought the drugs. >> we've heard this story. >> you you are like the uncle at thanksgiving. >> okay. excuse me. >> it's the same story. >> do you know how many times i have to listen about your food every day? every single kday.

is it fried, is it dead? >> this is turpiis turning into actual thanksgiving dinner. we hate each other. >> don't throw it. >> i won't. now, folks, this is the highlight -- well, some of the highlighted shows. we have had our tr kturkey -- t is a big deal. eric has turkey of the week. but turkey for the year. some serious, some not. but we'll start with turkey man. >> so the turkey of the year as opposed to the fool of the week, tom steyers. allegedly environmentalist. anyway, spent $74 million this

past election cycle and the two big races he was concerned about were colorado and iowa, lost them both in the senate. he lost a few gubernatorial races, as well. so dropped 74 large and didn't did so well and the environmental lobby, bye-bye. it's over. >> sometimes you wait all year long wondering who the turkey of the year will be, but i think hands down it has to be jonathan xwrub gruber the liberal elite professor who claimed obamacare which is the law of the land was really the lie of the land. listen. >> and basically call it stupid different american voter or whatever, but basically that was really critical to get the thing passed. >> so america was too stupid. >> very clever, you know, exploitation of the lack of economic understanding of the american voter. >> i actually think that republicans and democrats could agree that he deserves the

turkey of the year award. >> i think he's a hero of the year. >> i know you do. >> sgrgreg, who tdo you have? >> i have a tie. people upset over the shirt scientists wore, but people were so petty that at the expense of his achievement, condemned him for his poor fashion sense. and the people that went after him, i tie them with the parent who let their kids do that feminist ad where they swore like crazy. the parents of these kids should be committed to a school for proper parenting before they can ever do anything again. >> there you go. kim. >> well, i picked al sharpton who is my runner up to gruber. so we had to be quicker next year. but al sharpton, i mean really? i hope he's happy with what he has wrought.

he spent more time actually paying his taxes instead of race-baiting, the country would be a lot better off. >> i was hoping not to have to do this again this year, but in fact it's gotten worse. my turkeys of the year are radical muslims islamists who kill christians and force them to either convert or they crucified them or bury them alive or to something else that i'm sure their brothhuure brott was a good idea. cut their heads off. and about if nothing else, stand up and say this is not what obama had in mind. >> and i wanted to pick al baghdadi and i was told it was too dark and serious. what was that? that was like the middle ages. >> well, look at these guys. >> i'm with you, but can i throw inning a baghdadi, too? >> sure you can. >> second place?

>> second place turkey? >> there must be somebody. >> how about tat bicyclist that killed a woman at central park when he blew through the light. >> or just anybody in general in central park on a bike. >> look what they did to babout an know. >> anybody with a bike and a dog. >> they keep saying you have these pooper-scoopers. you don't ever use those things. you do? >> do i think i don't pick up after my dog? >> all right. i'm -- by the way did you knyoue i got to open the show again? dupe why? because it's thanksgiving. coming up on the five, he was making $37 million a year in the nfl. so why would former st. louis ram jason brown give it all up to become a farmer instead? his inspiring story this

thanksgiving next.

welcome back to the five thanksgiving special. a story that makes you think -- >> keep going.

keep rolling this thing. >> about life's priorities. former nfl star jason brown had a $37 million contract. instead of going to play for another team, he chose to give up football all together to spend life on a different kind of field, on a farm in north carolina. brown now harvests food for the hundred i didn't and was featured recently on a sunday morning show.i didn't and was fd recently on a sunday morning show. >> my agent told me you're making the biggest mistake of your life. and i looked right back at him and i said no, i'm not. no, i'm not. >> how did you learn even to do what you're doing? >> get on the internet. watch youtube 1rid i donvideos. >> he says he's never felt more successful or grateful. >> not in man's standards, but in god's eyes. >> but god cares about the nfl. i see people pray to go him on the field all the time. >> a lot of people praying out there, but when i think about

life of greatness, i think about a life of service. >> which leads to fear. >> which leads to fear, yes. >> i think this is a remarkable story. because he is only 28 years old and he makes this decision to change his life completely. he could have continued playing football. he was not injured as i understand. he had an option to keep going. but will is what he chose instead with his wife who is a dentist and their four children. >> and he comes from a very poor minority area. so he grew up in and around poverty all the time and i'm sure that had an impact on him. and i think the idea the guy said talk about god on the nfl, yeah, but he's talking about service and feeding the poor. >> he had options with not just one, carolina, san francisco, baltimore all contacted him to resign, but he chose to take this path and it seems like he's happy and fulfilled. i think it's an incredible message and i hope people are

listening in the nfl. >> and he was not a farmer. he watched youtube videos. first year, they plamted cucumbers and sweet potatoes. they will double their yield next year. pretty remarkable to walk away from an nfl career. >> we get this rundown in the morning, here's what the show will be all about and one of the blocks was nfl player gives up lucrative $37 million contract to become a farmer. and you go, oh, yeah, right. some injury or something bad was happening. but you find out his heart is in the right place. he's doing it for all the right reasons. you go, wow, this guy is -- >> what a great guy. >> handshake to that guy right there. >> he should have sat down with greg. greg, what was the biggest thin thing you grew besides marijuana?

do. >> did you honestly being their kids are overjoyed about this? b but anyway, it was nice thing.o >> did you honestly being their kids are overjoyed about this? but anyway, it was nice thing.. >> did you honestly being their kids are overjoyed about this? but anyway, it was nice thing. >> did you honestly being their kids are overjoyed about this? but anyway, it was nice thing. and he proves you can learn anything from youtube. imagine what else you can learn? you you don't have to go to college anymore. he just told us college is unnecessary. go on youtube. you can learn anything. >> what would you want to learn? >> oh, geez. maybe acrobatics. >> don't hurt yourself. don't pull anything. >> you could be a jockey. you could learn to be that. >> what do you think when jason brown was a child, what do you think as a mother or father they planted in him the seed so that he knew himself well enough to say i've made the money that i need in order to fulfill my dream? >> you can tell it's such a good point because when i see a man like that, your mother must have will been an incredible woman.

and his parents, mom and his dad. >> i'm trying to imagine -- >> best parts of you came from your mom. >> let's say you're the wife and your husband says i don't want to be governor of new york anymore. i want to be a farmer. >> and you had $20 million in the bank? >> did he already have $20 million? >> yeah, you already had -- >> green acres with that woman -- >> i say fantastic. you can run the house and pick up the dry cleaning. >> and i don't know if you saw this story, but he and his wife, she's a dentist, they had three children and then they had a fourth and there was a midwife was on the way to the farm and they actually ended up having to deliver the baby on their own. and they named him trey after brown's older brother killed in action in afghanistan. >> and they call it the black hole of north carolina and very faith oriented, very close to the community. my guess is that he learned

scriptures at an early age and part of that was about feeding the are poor and reaching out and christ's message about looking out for one another. i'm sure his parents and preacher had a great influence on him, a lot more than from coaches. >> and there might be a reality show made out of this actually. >> really? >> farming is a lost art. a lot of people don't know how to farm. you were a farm girl. kind of nice it see somebody going back to doing something that a lot of people -- >> i think it's so important. how refreshing. a man that knows how to use his hands, work with his hands. next on the five, one american hero we're so very thankful for this thanksgiving. stay tuned. nljg$ú?é@íw.,xlak3y;néjál4rxze(

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on this thanksgiving, we'd like to give a big thank you to all the men and women fighting for our country along with our veterans. thank you for your service and for your sacrifice. we got a chance recently to thank one of those heros in person. the man who killed osama bin laden. >> thank you for having me. >> my question is, we see isis and the be head positions, we're seeing what they're doing on camera. we've never seen the picture of osama bin laden dead. should we? >> no. i don't think we should. because it would bring unnecessary anger. even though they're already pretty angry at us, it's poking the bear. i'm able to say that he was shot and killed. i assure you he is. and some of the american people, they need to know justice was served. they didn't need to see what it

looks like anted to talk to you about the intelligence gathering and the special you pointed out there was a large cache of information that you wanted to be able to retrieve and move from the scene. was there anything that you considered to be the most significant and in fact was there a personal journal of osama bin laden that was recovered? >> i didn't see the journal. there would have been good stuff. i know some of the stuff we

found there directly related to targeting of other al qaeda operatives. i know it was treasure trove that we found there. i wish we could have had more time there. it would have been nice to get everything out of there because i think we would have done a lot more damage to al qaeda than we can. >> so there was actionlable intelligence? good defini . >> definitely. but if we had 24 more hours, it could have been better. >> what is your favorite dwrink? i assume wherever you go, you'll never going to pay for another one. and number two, do you sometimes stand in the mirrora6rp] when n is around and whisper i shot obl some. >> this. sometimes i say in the mirror i know bob beckel. >> don't worry, bob. not in the face.

>> i have a question. we're both from small town america will p. and a lot of media coverage about all sorts of -- mainstream media coverage usually takes place in new york, washington, d.c., los angeles. and the rest of america kind of gets ignored. curious what sort of reception or feedback you received from butte, montana. >> it's a great town. i think they were playing a song there one of my friends, great song, great guy. >> great plug. >> they were concerned first because how about the safety. and i had an article written for the hometown paper and i just let them know that there is always a concern. there are more spectacular targets in the country than butte, montana, but it's time to be vigilant and realize there is a threat somewhere. not necessarily as big as they think, but that's their concern. >> so was he your first? >> no. and he wasn't my last.

>> i'm glad you said that. if there were another target, who would be the next ubl? >> it wouldn't be me now. baghdadi. >> probably from isis. when we put boots on the ground, á)6cg;cmt8,x.qh9rklhd send som after him, as well. head of al qaeda has pretty much turned into isis. doesn't matter what they call it. but, yeah, baghdadi would be a good one. i personally would like to get the -- >> jihadi john. >> interesting what you said about al qaeda. my theory has been these groups have established like a franchise, like a mcdonald's franchise. but the original al qaeda no longer exists. >> i think they just put the name on it wherever they are because they're spread all over the place. >> you disagreed with bob and now we'll have to -- >> we wiwill never live it down. >> came right from the source.

>> i wanted to talk about your parents. i had an opportunity to meet your father. really xwlgreat guy. >> he's been bragging about that forever. >> he was here. >> we came in with five other s.e.a.l.s. >> so your father, what an incredible guy. honestly, besides yourself, in the special, injuries the human emotion, the way he spoke about you, the scene where he was in the walmart parkinging lot talking to you on the phone, how has it been now for your parents? because with this being public, how do they feel about the level of safety for you? >> they're concerned more about me than they are of themselves. so we've taken precautions for everybody. i'm worried about them, too. yeah, they're concerned. but they're proud obviously. and i was impressed with him because i think in the special he said catatonic and appa plek

tick in the same ten tense. >> i couldn't do that if i practiced. >> okay. technically you don't have to do anything for the rest of your life because you've done something so great and wonderful for this country. do you know what you want to do? do you have a plan about where to go so? what do you do next? >> i was dishonorably discharged and that was difficult because there is no pension. what i did since then is some colleagues and mine, colleagues started a foundation your grateful nation.org and we help vets with the transition period and help with post-traumatic stress, brain injury, helping them find other employment other than carrying a gun. >> and my last question is, in the documentary, you talk about on the chopper, you were

counting back down. but you remembered a quote from george w. bush. just curious, are those quotes that you had memorized, were they somewhere in your brain? >> no, i had heard it a lot and i really liked it. and it just came to me. i'm pretty sure i got it right, but when i got back home, i looked it up and i was spot on. and then i thought this would make a nice tattoo, also. so we did that. >> great talking to you. thank you for everything you've done, sir. it was an honor to have rob here with us and a special thanks to all s.e.a.l. team 6. is there anything we shouldn't be thankful for this thanksgiving? greg has some ideas next. íwa'nsyduz&ímm çzanrí!ça0ó=sb3ai=d$7rç?'ssw"z'4

at thanksgiving we usually ponder what we're thankful for, but that's not my thing. i think it might be better to talk about what we aren't thankful for. i'm not hangful for adults who chew gum loudly. you're not a cow. if i want to see the inside of your mouth, i'll go spelunking. what was like like before we started inserting like between words if for every like, subtract 20 iq points. adult men collecting action figures. instead throw the dolls out and buy something usually like a shot gun. big government, every time it grows we see how much it blows. nudists, you're rarely attractive. treating a celebrity's butt like an achievement. a firm bicep is more useful than a butt the size of a bean bag

chair. the world is bad enough without your in-says september whining. shut up about your precious feelings. turkey jerky. imagine how a cow feels knowing you're choosing that dry ugly bird. and for people like me having an opinion on everything didn't mean my opinion is indeed necessary and sometimes it's just better if i shut up. >> let's go away taround the table. >> on that note. >> a people annoy you mainly on planes.>> on that not. >> a lot of people annoy you mainly on planes. >> since you've given us permission to complain, this happened for me earlier this year. i was on a plane, small one. like two seats on one side, one on the other. and this woman got on with a bag full of sunflower seeds. and she ate the sunflower seeds one by one. that was horrible. i didn't like her.

i don't like it when -- it's usually men that have the caffeine leg shapes. you're trying to read and all you can see is this leg popping up and down. drives me insane. >> that might not be caffeine. >> i think it's -- >> restless leg syndrome. >> also men that play video games the entire time on a flight really bug me. i think that's the down fall of america. most women are reading, not playing games. i could go on. when the tsa line is closed. >> eric, what do you think? >> so the one pet peeve is bad tipping. if you go ut to a couple or another couple and you split a bill, and then you want to put a tip in and someone else puts the tip, you go, no, no, you have to tip your waiters and waitresses well. look them in the eye when they're serving you. so when you're putting the tip down, you'll be much more generous. you need to continue to do that. i hate bad tippers.

and i also hate when we get like preempted on this show when there is big news. we can handle it. >> remember the time bob was sleeping through it? >> that was because you were talking too much. listen, i tell you what my pet peeves are. one, if you guys would please stop saying it's always the mainstream media. or if it was george bush, they wouldn't say that. or liberal profession offer aop. i've given up on that. and the other thing is i don't go to puf have i theatmovie the because the teens that question to them smell, they're loud and the girls all look like they just got off the -- i get in trouble with saying that word, but they do. don't allow those punks in. it's terrible. they ruin it for everybody else. and right wing republicans are also up on my list. >> movie theaters, it used to be

people would go and treat it with mild sophistication. now it's worse than if they watched it at home. >> it's driven me indoors. >> yes. i don't go to movies anymore. >> all right. i have a whole list of things. i hope we have considerable time. so what bugs me is in the dating world, men who are constantly asking you if they look okay or if they're dressed okay and all they ever do is wear the color blue every single time, so how does it look any different. bob. >> who are you talking about? >> who in particular? >> and who has the action figures whole collections in glass cases with like plastic covering. happened to me. same guy that bought me a pair of used boots out of the back of his neighbor's car. that was weird. don't like that either. and then i think that i don't like when guys ask you to go for a -- let's go get -- like, oh, really, like going out with me

will be bad? don't i look hungry? like why wouldn't you just offer to make it a nice evening? >> that is a new york thing. there is so much competition, guys feel like they don't have to do anything. there are more women that are available in new york, so they go, you know, what i'll just take you for a drink and if it doesn't work out -- >> but if it works out, they ask you for dinner. >> that was not the point. and also they leave you out freezing in the cold with no ride home. >> wouldn't you rather just have a drink with a guy first, see if you even like the guy? >> not if you know him already. >> a drink can be 20 minutes. >> you can escape. >> breaking news changes everything. >> and they never forget. you notice that? here is my piece of advice to anybody back home. if for some chance you're not being faithful, don't ever admit

it. don't ever admit it ever. it wi cost you for the rest of your life. >> also, men who take so long to get ready. >> what? coming from you? are you kidding? do you know how long it takes you in the makeup line? >> it's crazy. >> i think you two are so cute. >> now that we have a chance - >> did you offer me dinner. >> yeah. you want to talk her ear off. >> you always start and it's like a production. >> bob, you can't -- you are need to get rid of your walter mondale action figure collection. >> can we put a timer on your stuff? >> your time is 4:00. >> yes, ma'am. did you want to read this? >> no, you go ahead.

>> up next, big football games tonight. stay tuned.

thanksgiving is about food, family and of course football. so we want to place our bets now on some of the big games tonight. 49ers are up against the seahawks. and on the college side, tcu against texas. bob, i'll go to you first because you're really into these games. who do you like? seattle at san fran. >> sfwran sfwran is favored by one, but i like seattle. and tcu, there is always one that comes from nowhere. this school was on probation. and how ranked number two in the country. so i'll say tcu. >> well, either five or six is the ranking. but that's okay. san fran? >> all the way. fantastic team. and 49ers got to be in the super bowl. >> super bowl xlix.

>> they won't be in the super bowl another 15 years. >> what are you talking about? >> it's falling apart. watch tonight, you'll see. >> are you watching the same games i'm watching? >> and i'm telling you, you don't -- >> i can't wait if bob to be humiliated. the 9ers are in the super bowl. >> seattle is playing a little better football. >> can i make a comment instead on why i've lost interest in football as opposed to baseball and other sports? it's like how great pizza once was. like i really like basic cheese pizza, but then people started adding things lying piiyin liked barbecue chicken and now fritos. they have added so much glitz and glamglamour, it's not a spo any more but it's rotting my brain. >> you're just getting cranky. you need to drink more.

>> and i'm going to texas in the college match up, 38-35. >> tcu horn frogs -- >> i hold the record with predictions. the thing is, 49ers, i have a pick, but seahawks have claws and can poop on your head, so seahawks by a feather. and i learned something about the tcu horn frogs. i don't know if this is really true, but if you licked a towed, you would have that lose natiha? is that true? >> yes. >> so i'm going with tcu because that is an amazing magic trick. >> i'll agree with you on the tcu but not the same reason. by the way, seattle and san francisco both 7-4 teams. arizona, 9-2, either one of these teams have to win this game. so i'll go with the home team.

time for one more thing. kimberly. >> okay. so thanksgiving, a lot of people think about going shopping. don't go shopping on thanksgiving day. there is plenty of time to stimulate the economy the rest of the weekend or you can go online. spend time being thankful, grateful for your family. spend it with your loved ones like i'm going to do eating a tremendous amount of food. and even if you disagree with my 9ers, it's a time to come together in spite of the fact that we disagree on sports. >> greg. >> what is this today? >> time for greg's secrets to

happiness. >> as you sit down for thanksgiving, you can take that down now, remember not just with booze, but to paint yourself like this little fellow. you have to make sure that just because you have all this great food in front of you, that you need to eat it all at once. the best thing you can do is small portions. and to kind of like pass it around, stop, a have some conversation, but if you eat it too quickly, within 10 or 15 minute, you'll feel full and you'll want to unbutton your pants. >> this is the cutest thing i've ever seen. also very weird. >> eric. >> so five things i'm thankful for. first family. take a look at that picture they put up there. that is wife and son in i believe that's utah. the family at five.

and also the producers. football. also love football games we talked about earlier. and then favorite tv show, homeland and walk dead. and last but not least, you guys, the fans have been amazing to us. you put us right at or near the top of all the expectations of the ratings. you're awesome. >> love it. >> dana. >> many of you probably watched the macy's day parade. look at some of these pictures from the a.p., these are vintage balloons from the early days. you have mickey mouse, all these great photographs. and bob was actually there covering the first macy's day parade. >> i was. >> and i disagree a little bit. you could go shopping this week he said. macy's at herald square will be

open and my friends will stay the night with all the employees. >> in 2012, over 10,000 people lost their lives driving drunk. last thanksgiving, 416 people died on the road on thanksgiving weekend. please, please, please. this stuff is serious. it will kill you. you can get somebody to drive. special report coming up? it is. special report coming up. happy thanksgiving, everybody. ♪

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