winning his appeal against the nfl. running back overturn his indefinite suspension. rice was suspended earlier this year. after he was shown punching his now wife. and that's it tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye." does the government want to replace subway trains with zip lines? how score morning commute could be going from pleasant to awful. plus, what is the -- what does the president think of greg gutfeld's plan to hold fully clothed house boy tryoutsouts ? >> why? that's not the right way to do it and everybody knows it. >> and finally, tank cats. could they be the future of warfare? we'll take you behind the scenes of the pentagon's newest top secret program. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> that makes me happy inside. and now, let's welcome our guests. well, she is as cool as a cucumber and retains just as much water. i am here with a bloated

joanne nosuchunsky. it is still attractive. and he is brighter than a 60 watt light bulb, but uses half of the energy, it is tv's andy levy. and filling out our cast of bland white men, anthony fisher, reason tv and reason.com writer and producer. and, hey, it is the bully slash drug dealer, fresh from stuffing me in a locker, jesse joyce. he scares me.

climbing through their window to share thanksgiving with them. the paper first started to pacify people by removing the mustache from the guy climbing through the window. a smart move. shockingly that didn't work. on saturday, the day after the cartoon was published, they scrubbed the cartoon from their website with the editor saying, quote, gary did not intend to be racially intensive it in his attempt to express his strong views about president barack obama's decision to temporarily prevent the deportation of millions of immigrants. we errorred in publishing. you know who loves thanksgiving? my cousin, carl. >> oh uncle carl. i never get enough of him. it has been a longtime, jesse. >> it has. i have been stuck in los

angeles. i feel i need to explain. there is all of those twitter monsters like did jesse get fired from "red eye"? >> no, just me. this cartoon was pretty stupid. >> yeah. >> it wasn't funny. is offensive the right reason to take something down? isn't that the point to upset people i guess? >> but this is the wrong -- it is a completely wrong mess edge is. message. few families in america have experienced their thanksgiving being ruined by migrant workers. i imagine a lot more families have had their thanksgiving ruined by a guy in his 50s named gary saying racist [bleep] about mexicans. >> the migrant workers have helped on thanksgiving. >> if nothing else they provided nothing but delicious and healthy yams. >> who is working hard? who delivers your pizza on thanksgiving? >> my goodness, they are the hardest workers in thork city.

in new york city. >> a chinese guy on a bicycle trying to climb up to the 44th floor of the balcony. >> should they have pulled the cartoon? >> you are a free speecher. >> i am. they try to erase their own past. it is not like the old days when the paper was out there and you couldn't revoke it and you couldn't put it down the memory hole. racist anti-immigrant cartoons are as old as america itself. there is a note noteworthy one depicting italians in the early 20th century. they are looking similar to the migrants in this drawing with swarthy mustaches and they will bring disease and filth and mofia. they have to write the words. >> he is the worst cartoonist ever. you would see a cloud and you write ominous cloud. meaning something ominous is happening.

everybody loved herb block and i couldn't stand him. you remind me of the joke books. they would have something on the cover that is so off ifen sigh. the italian guy would be on the back of the garbage truck and there are flies around his head. as a 10-year-old it is like, whatever. i didn't know any better. >> it was italians and irish and mexicans were not even a thought in my mind. >> joanne, like you, the character in the cartoon had his mustache removed. was that enough? >> listen, that immigrant was embracing movember. that mustache was showing his support for the male prostate so removing it is harmful to men's health. it is nice to know that people are still reading the funnies. they said tws a dying art so i think this controversy is great. we need this so that these artists can continue their careers. >> isn't it great if the

gutierrez family does the same as the jeffrey family. around the tire swing and into the dumpster to get into the family's house. >> i don't know what he is talking about. go ahead and defend your heros at the indianapolis star, you racist. >> it is a dumb political cartoon and you know that because it is a political cartoon. >> not all of them are bad. >> they are all bad. >> ramirez is good. >> now you are pan doring. >> i think it means you are turning into a cute, furry animal. >> you just created a political cartoon. >> we would be sitting on a see-saw. you would be the pole and whatever you would be. guy i would represent catholic alcohol i'm -- alcoholism.

it is a gem that doesn't come along long enough. i would have loved to have been there. if we get rid of the guy's mustache it will go away. >> there was a meeting. >> somebody was taught that. >> in a nice meeting room with glass doors where everybody is walking by. they go take off the mustache. by the way, we are neglecting a point it could have been a meta joke. they are knocking the ideas of racist. >> things like that are never misunderstood. everybody gets that. there is no way. >> meta humor is not helping me at all. >> sony pulled a new playstation ad after it demeaned teenage boys and women. that's hard to do. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist and teenage boyist? >> the ad posted to sony's

youtube page features the sony doctor. i am already outraged. >> i know you have already done it today. i bet you really enjoyed yourself. how many times did you do it yesterday? are you afraid you are doing it too often? you know what? you no longer have to feel ashamed. everybody is doing it. and now you can keep going all day. and if you want to, you could even join me. >> wow, i have no idea what she is talking about. one website says the ad alienates women at a time when gaming should be for everyone. even women, jesse. yes, even women. and business insiders said, quote, it makes assumptions and potentially offends everyone that gamers are sex-starved teenagers who see women as sexual objects. we asked a gamer to comment.

>> i love that little guy. >> gamers don't exercise. i just fell into the trap. >> i love my dog bear. you know what his name is? i can't remember. he has -- munchkin! that's what it is. i love munchkin in ways i can't explain. how many times did you watch the ad before you realize how stupid it was? >> i think everybody has this wrong. i think it speaks to the heteronormative bias. they assume she is talking to a teenage boy and it could be a teenage girl.

>> that's true. you have exposed my bigotry, my sexism that i didn't know was there. >> and the people outraged didn't know. >> they should pull themselves instead of pulling the ad. >> i see what you did there. >> this seems like it was made for you and your high school friends that party in the school parking lot. did it make you want to buy a playstation? did it work? >> how do you think i get them in the van? so you are telling me that you guys don't masterbate? is that what the sanctimonious sanctimonious [bleep] you are all about? i would suggest that whatever gamer doesn't be the first to cast the first stone with their odor overdeveloped arm.

>> what was that? i heard the strangest noise and it freaked me out. >> do you want to do your joke over? >> don't worry. that was the sound of my joke tanking. >> that was the sound of your career going down the drain. >> that was amazing. it was like there was a heckler with a machine and it went -- >> here is my problem. do the people doing this ad assume you need sex to sell it when now we get sex everywhere. even pornography doesn't waste their time with that much dialogue or a woman talking to you. they just jump to whatever happens. you know what would really work? a really hot woman talking about pseudo masterbation. they see that wherever they go. >> i agree. the one thing keep saying is it was a doctor, but it is obviously a nurse. it is a woman. i don't know where everyone is getting this idea.

>> she was a smaller brain doctor. >> that's terrible. >> apologize to the girl over there i can't remember. >> jesse, apologize. >> she doesn't know we just made fun of her. >> first of all, no, you shouldn't be outraged. it is a bad ad for a video game system. it is potentially alienating potential customers. that's what is dumb about a lot of what is going on in the gaming industry right now regarding the portrayal of the lack of female characters. the gamer gate and the cultural stuff aside, it is bad business. women are increasingly playing casual games on phones. >> are they really? >> they are. >> i wouldn't know. >> 52% of -- >> i don't do anything. >> more than half of the casual gamers are women right now. jay -- >> interesting.

>> the console makers should look at that as a gateway drug to get women to buy their system. it is potential customers you are alienating. you are costing yourself money. >> interesting point. i was completely board by anything andy had said. try to bring him back into this topic. >> okay. i think the idea was clever. >> really? >> yeah. it is me though. it was along over done. i am not a gamer so i'm sorry. do they need commercials to know what the new products are? >> that's my point. it is unnecessary. >> everyone knows immediately if something is coming out. >> it may be like a car commercial where the car commercials are actually for people who just bought the product to reassure them they made the right decision. >> maybe. then this is great. >> people who bought a car. >> and a lot are subsidized by the federal government.

>> that's a more interesting story than this. >> asleep at the wheel coming up with the stories. >> if i had known about that story i wouldn't do that. you can't be offended about the ad, but you can just say it is old. it is old. it is like something from "maxim" 1997. >> it is a [bleep] joke and it fell flat. it is a way to get yourself out of trouble. >> it is vintage. it is coming back. >> weren't you the guy in charge of jokes at "maxim" in 1997? >> i i was at "men's health." >> i was at "maxim" when nobody was reading it, 1994. he preferred one word. marshawn lynch is the nfl's most lyconic player. he was fined for refusing to speak to the media after a game. so after a seahawks win he dutifully fielded questions from report -- from

reporters. >> they want the offensive line to keep up the text. >> how does the defense compare to others we have seen this year. >> yeah. >> you were on the sidelines for a little bit there. what was going on with the back? obviously you got back in there? >> yeah. >> how important was it to keep the ball on the ground and run out the clock? especially in the fourth quarter when you know this team is so good in the fourth quarter? >> yeah. >> how does your back feel,? >> yeah. >> he is a genius. the pigskinner talks about a charity event he was doing and then he took more questions. >> every win is big, but can you talk about this one against arizona today? >> yeah. >> [inaudible]. >> yeah. >> how are you feeling? >> yeah.

>> any thoughts on the defense and how they played out there today for you guys? >> yeah. >> he would be amazing on "red eye." finally lynch offered an answer other than yeah. >> on the ground you are going to make up for catching the ball and the fact that part of the game plan there? >> maybe. >> he is amazing. here is a cat re-enactment or re-encatment. >> the offensive line to keep pushing against the defense so aggressively. >> yeah. >> how does the defense compare to others you have seen this year? >> yeah. >> you were on the sidelines for a little bit there. what was going on with the back? obviously you got back in there. >> yeah. >> jesse, to me that was the

greatest post game interview ever. what bugs me about it is none of the reporters came up with a way for him not to say yes. like have you ever made love to a horse? ever make out with a finch? say something where he would say no. >> yeah. yeah, i think it has to do with the fact that no one affiliated with the national football league is clever. everybody was -- there is a fine line between practical joking and severe brain damage. everybody was acting like -- the article i read they say he is the most terrific practical joker in the nfl. really? that's what happened? a practical geek? joke. by that logic going yeah, then that makes rain man the greatest practical joker of all time. >> fisher? >> i cannot believe he was fined $100,000 for this. that was more candor than bill

bell bell has shown in years. but he did know he was going to get fined. and for that monosyllabic interview -- >> he didn't get fined. he answered the questions without answering. >> this was his come back. oh you are going to fine me $100,000? here is how clean i -- clever i am. >> andy? >> i love marshawn lynch. she one of my favorite athletes. i get all he wants to do is play football. i thought that was funny, but it is part of his job to talk to the media after games whether he enjoys it or not. we all have to do things we don't like. lynch has to talk to the press. i have to sit next to jesse joyce. you put up with the bad parts because you like the good parts. i love mar sean lynch. he is un-- marshawn lynch. >> i thought it was clever. >> i don't. i get he wants to do his job

and go home, but so are the reporters. and they don't get paid nearly as much. >> they were asking about the game. he should know the answers. it is not that hard to say it. and then it makes everyone a bigger supporter because you are giving them a little bit. >> you made me realize i don't have a strong opinion. originally i was supportive and you managed to change my mind with two sentences. that shows how uninterest i had had -- uninterested i am in many things in life. >> i am interested in sports, obviously. >> you know, you made a believer out of me, jackie. all right, coming up, that is score name. jesse joyce, america's most extreme comic, or a tall sleezy guy who dresses like screech. >> or maybe both. >> you are both, you freak. should johnny manziel be allowed to play? how should i know? i don't watch baseball.

he coughed on camera. two men were seen making a drug deal behind a report neither worcestor? >> worcestor? >> an italian guy on youtube? >> no, shut up. >> that is more racist than a political cartoon from the 1900's. go ahead. >> thank you, sir. an eagle-eyed viewer saw it going down. see if you can. it is very subtle. >> most of the people doing this for a longtime and remember the blizzard of 1978, they understand how to deploy. the problem 1 people can only plow for so long. they can only work for so long. >> of course, it is impossible

to know what item is being exchanginged. it could have been car keys. it may not have been drugs at all. who am i kidding? it is definitely drugs. i believe we have a tape of a far smoother world. >> that was smooth. >> even with the cameras there. >> nobody expects drugs from a cat, anthony. should those two go to jail for being complete idiots? >> have you ever been to worcester? this may have been the most exciting thing that happened all week. in the age of drug de criminal ization you need to make it exciting. you seek out the news camera in the middle of time square to do the handoff. >> it is worcester? >> yeah, worcester. that's how they say it. >> i had no idea. i actually don't think it makes me a better person. you know what is interesting about this, watching it, jesse, you deal drugs behind the dumpsters at friday's and

you have advice for these gentlemen. >> i give them away. it is a tax loophole. >> the posture is always the same. >> i used to open for cosby. >> what did you just ask me? >> whatever i had. >> well, i don't know if you saw what was going on at the bottom of the screen there people of worcester, but maybe if you were not closing so many public schools you wouldn't have that many of your youths on drugs. >> i want to laugh, but -- >> is this true? i don't know anything about massachusetts. >> it is the weather thing. they closed all of the schools. >> i didn't notice it. >> he was in the middle of a [bleep] snowstorm, dummy. they had the school closings and i made the comedic leap that it is what happens in worcester all the time is school closings all the time. thusly, the disenfranchised youth of worcester -- >> you should do like a job explaining blog. >> that was probably my

favorite joke on this page. >> i'm sorry. >> if you didn't bite on that one we are all [bleep]. >> thanks for swearing, by the way. >> i haven't been on this show in months so i have a lot to make up for. >> they could have been handing car keys. we don't know if it was drugs. >> we also don't know if this was a hoax and i think it was. >> really? >> it is so great. i don't know if when you pass off drugs you wear all black. you are in a blizzard. you stand out like a sore thumb. and the one guy runs and they are just in the frame perfectly right of on the guy's right shoulder. >> good point. >> and the people watching the video were giggling uncontrollably. >> how did they mow to look for it? >> that's a fireable offense. it would have been better if they met and started making out. >> that's the thing. people love to do these things. the weather and on the scene-type reporting.

these are the ones that are more educated. >> i think it was genuinely a drug deal. >> andy, is there any better feeling that you can imagine than your drug dealer actually coming out in a there is almost no chance in hell that they would. but when they do it is like they are the greatest drug dealer ever. they are better than the postal service. >> except they didn't go to the guy's house. >> nobody wants to go to the drug dealer's house. >> no the drug dealer to go to his house. by your house i mean your friend's house that you give as your address. >> because you know they would never leave. >> you don't want them knowing where you live. >> they want to talk about their hip hop tape they want you to listen to or they do magic tricks. >> wow, magic tricks? >> i had a friend who did magic tricks. >> i am having no fun.

>> i will guess he dealt in cocaine. >> i think two kids saw the news crew shooting this. they said let's run in the background. the page where this was posted, the video is gone from that page because the user account was shutdown. there is something fishy going on here. >> perhaps anthony fishy. that was so stupid. it was so absolutely stupid. coming up, crosswalks, helpful tools for ped strenes or sexist symbols of the patriarc key. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is the yo-yo-ma, yo-yo. show off your love for all things yo-yo-mage.

it is a great song. it is a great song. she is manziel's biggest fanziel. what is going on? cleveland browns player johnny manziel, his girlfriend -- i guess she is on the right there. she wants to see him play. i don't even know who these people are.

the rookie has been on the bench all season which means he wasn't playing after losing the starting job to a guy named brian hoyer. i guess he is a quarterback. hoyer threw three inter -- interceptions on sunday prompting johnny's girl to put this in, put bae in with a constipated emoji. i guess bae is short for johnny manziel? >> that's his nickname. >> surprisingly coaches ignored her request. they are rarely on twitter when coaching. the browns went on to win it 26-24. i guess they should have listened to the lady after all. a n -- an anthony, should they have considered her feeling? >> it showed cool and pain and and i am jealous she got 738 retweets for that.

>> that's a lot of retweets for nonsense. >> imagine you are on stage and performing and somebody is heckling you and then your girlfriend or significant other, not sure where you go these days, but she starts heckling your heckler. does that make you happy or worse? >> i can't even imagine. this is the perfect diagram of a story i don't care about. it is a football strategy and 20-year-old girls on twitter. right in the middle is me. can i just say can we stop acting like this johnny manziel guy is a sex symbol? he looks like tommy lee jones' dad. he is the oldest -- he is the only 21-year-old grandfather i have ever seen in my life. >> i don't even know who he is. why is he famous? >> i didn't know it until i read this story. then i looked at his face.

>> he was big in college and really obnoxious. >> there he is wearing a helmet which they don't a lot of in baseball. i am confused. let me go to you, joanne. you are a woman. say you have a boyfriend and he played a sport which i doubt would ever happen, would you do this? >> if i did i would tweet at the person and at the team. how are the coaches going to hear you if you don't tweet at them? and if she added a winking smiley face at the end could have helped. she could have sweet talked them a little bit. >> can you do that again? a slight stroke for you. >> is it manziel's career or the relationship you will never know?

>> of course she wants bae to play. it is her job. you always want bae to play. the coaches don't care about bae. they will not play bae because bae's girlfriend wants bae to play. she needs to understand that and that's what she needs to learn. we get it. you want bae to play, but not everybody thinks of him as bae. >> interesting. that was fun. i don't know where to go with this. >> wasn't much of a story. >> that was a momentum killer. >> we will bring it back with this one. are they out of their minds when it comes to street signs? yes, the town of dortmond, germany. you have been there when you used to march is setting a gender quota for the city's crosswalk lights. it would require replacing

half half of the lights with the female shaped ones. in this case it is ladies in skirts and pig tails. >> with terrifying frows. >> this is unusual. some german cities already have them. though berlin decided not to install any over concerns the skirt and pig tail symbol is sexist. >> i added that for you. sexist, stupid or both? >> a lot of everything. germans are so literal and obedient there are women standing on the corner for 50 years. >> but i don't know if you know this statistic, if you are going to get into gender equality issues, germany on average, women earn 22% less than men. and out of the 27eu member

states, only estonia and slovakia have a bigger pay gender gap. >> you know, they should be dealing with the gap and not with the crossings. >> it is a better use of taxpayer money. >> ladies and gentlemen we will be right back. end it there. >> anthony, it is hard to come back after such a comment and devastating analysis by joanne. >> i will try. i am unconvinced by the gender equality, but digging deeper into this arangement, not as deeper as jesse, but the germans are saying the skirt shape emits pour light making it a safety issue. and i will not be the one that argues against german efficiency. >> would you feel better as a woman if you saw more female

cross-shaped signs? >> germans like to label things. >> i don't care what they use for the red or green. i don't like they used a six-pointed star for the yellow. >> and this is obvious. andy is saying that germans have a past. >> thanks, jesse. >> and they are buy nooght notion of gender binism. >> the whole thing is offensive. it should be a stick figure or possibly cows. >> if you are going to open pandora's box and now all of a sudden you are exclusive. >> by the way, crosswalk, is that a jab at jesus? >> they had a real crucified stance. would the crosswalk signs make

you feel better if they matched your grow tect looks -- groteque looks? >> there are some that are men and some that are women. are those only the crosswalks that the gender is supposed to walk at? instead they should have the words walk, don't walk and then when the light is changing it should say run. that's what we do. >> you need to have it for every language because there is a lot of tourism. >> my brother jeff married a german woman and we will problem problem -- probably be at home for christmas watching this. >> tell her we won't accept the apology. >> it is discriminatory toward other earthlings. >> it should be cows. >> it should be cows.

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was a discretion. the driver kept pulling the same stunt when running a red light. the video that was up loaded to youtube shows over and over using the left turn lane to fake a turn and then running the red light and cutting off advancing traffic. the person claims it has been going on for two years. he or she possibly edited 20 incidents into a 23-minute mantage. we love our montages. we now pause to watch.

commercial free. >> you know, as a stalker who has been tormenting bernadette peters, you have to admire this person's dedication. >> that is a terrifically random name. >> no, that's why there is traffic. everybody is like sheep. if you stop getting in line and waiting your turn. if more people were creative about how they drove it would solve the traffic problem. >> you are describing every good cab or cart. when you are in a car and you say i like what this guy is doing.

they never break. they are like on a log ride at an amusement park. >> i never understand when there is a whole line of people and a dude zips past. what a jerk. why don't you do that? >> it is a fake line. >> what are you worried about? >> if forced to make a choice the stalker has way too much time on his hands and is a vengeful and obsessed person with questionable music choices. and probably the thing i am most angry about is much like bae's tweet, 42,000 views on youtube. i am working my ass off doing documentary journalist and he has 42,000 views. >> i think a lot of people spend time on social networks and wasting time. 24 is something. he contributed to society. he caught an offender, a thief

of our time. >> i usually always side with the stalker, but they have done it all the time. he has hurt no one. no accidents happened. the law needs to be changed. is the woman on the left correct? i can't think of her name. >> we need to stop calling him the red light runner. he wakes until the light turns green before he goes straight. >> and he doesn't signal. >> the person who shot this video, you keep saying he. it is clearly a woman. only a woman can hold a grudge for two years. >> and obsessively tattles.

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>> i it is a triumph. >> it could be a lovely family. i don't know. >> how was his performance? >> great. i think he had an acting coach. the delivery was awesome. it didn't seem scripted at you will a. i think we are looking at the next james bond. >> yes. i found a magazine gnat particular end. i am actually not kidding. and going to buy the cough drops. i like them to be hard. i was brought up on sucrets. >> i didn't know they were around. i will be joining you and i don't understand the drug references though. why is everyone talking about

drugs? >> it made it seem like drugs. >> i think he was looking at it and can you imagine how dry it is that i need a humidifier? that's the humor. >> i completely miss read it. where are you performing next? >> i am at banana's december 5th and 6th. >> banana's? >> not the banana hut. >> in new jersey. >> well then i am back on at midnight for a little bit. >> it is good to have you back. >> it is fun to be here. >> the editors are grateful. anyway, what do you got, anthony? you can read me daily blogging on reason.com. there will be more shoe reporting on reason tv coming soon. >> i like gum shoe reporting.

no idea what that means. >> i hate when gum is on my shoe. >> ant that odd? joanne. anthony. tv's andy levey. happy thanksgiving. you how to

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