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left this that is all the time we have this evening. thank you for being here. that is all the time we have left why? that's not the right way to do it. and everybody knows it. and finally, tank cats, could they be the future of warfare? >> that makes me happy inside. and now, let's welcome our guests. well, she's as cool as a
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cucumber and retains just as much water. i'm here tonight with a very bloated joanne. still attractive. and he's brighter than a 60-watt light bulb but uses half the energy. it's tv's andy levy. and anthony fisher, writer and producer. and hey, it's the bully/drug dealer from every '80s tv show, fresh from stuffing me in a locker. the cartoon sang the wrong tune. an indiana newspaper has apologized after a cartoon about immigration offended the indianapolis star pulls the cartoon, which featured a white family upset at what i assume are hispanic people climbing
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through their window to share thanksgiving with them. the paper first tried to pacify people by removing the guy climbing through the window. smart move. shockingly, that didn't work. so on saturday, they scrubbed the cartoon from their website with the editor saying, quote, gary did not intend to be racially insensitive in his attempt to express his strong views about president barack obama's decision to temporarily prevent the deportation of millions of immigrants. anyway, you know who loves thanksgiving? my cousin carl. test test. >> oh uncle carl. oh, uncle carl. i never get enough of him. >> it's been a long time.
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>> let's face it. this cartoon was pretty stupid. it wasn't funny. is offensive the right reason to take something down? isn't that the whole point of cartoons is to upset people, i guess? >> it is like a completely wrong message. very few families in america have ever experienced their thanksgiving being ruined by migrant workers. i imagine a lot more families have had their thanksgiving ruined by a guy in hits 50 -- in his 50s say is racist [bleep] about mexicans. >> the migrant held the thanksgiving. >> who is working hard? if it is actually me, who delivers your pizza on thanksgiving? >> exactly. >> my goodness, they are the hardest workers in new york city.
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>> give me a chinese guy on the bicycle climbing up the 44th floor of your balcony. >> anthony, should they have pulled the cartoon? you are a free speecher. >> i am a free speecher. they own the paper. they are entitled toy ray their own past if they would like. it is not like the old days when the paper wasn't out there and you couldn't evoke it and erase it and put it down the memory hole. racist cartoons are as old as america itself. there is a noteworthy one in the offices depicting italians in the early 20th century looking similar to these migrants in this drawing with mustaches and they were going to bring filth and disease and mofia. political cartoons are like so on the nose and they write it. >> herb block would see a cloud and write, ominous cloud, meaning something ominous is happening. everybody loved herb block.
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i couldn't stand him. you remind me of the joke books when i was a kid. italian joke books and polish joke books. they would have something that was so offensive. and there are flies around his head. as a 10-year-old it is like, whatever. i didn't know any better. >> it was italians and irish. and mexicans were not even a thought in our mind. >> like you the character had his mustache removed. >> he was embracing movember. >> he was showing his support for the male prostate. removing it was offensive to men's health. >> it is nice to know that people are reading the funny's. they said it is a dying art. this controversey is great. we need this so that these artists can continue their careers. >> wouldn't it be amazing if the gutierrez family did what jeffie does in the family
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circle? they went to the tire swing to get to the house. >> i don't know what he is talking about. defend your heros at the indianapolis star, you racist. >> well, it is a dumb, political cartoon and the way you know that is it is a political cartoon. >> not all of them are bad. >> they are all bad. >> ramirez is good. >> i like ramirez. >> i think you are turning into a cute, fur ruey animal. -- a cute, furry animal. >> you just created a political cartoon. >> we would be sitting on a see saw. the see saw would be a balance of power and you would be the pole. >> i would be ireland. catholic alcoholism. >> removing the mustache is one of the unintentionally
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hilarious gems. i would have loved to have been there when that decision was made. if we get rid of the guy's mustache this will all go away. >> he was is in a nice meeting room with glass doors. oh what is going on in there? he goes take off the mustache. we are neglecting one point. this could have been a joke where they were mocking the narrow ideas of the racist. >> he should have played it that way. >> but they didn't because they are stupid. >> things like that never get misunderstood. there is no way that is possible. >> he pulled a new playstation ad after it managed to demean both teenage boys and women. that's hard to do. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist and teenage boyist. >> the ad was posted to the youtube page and features the
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sexy lady doctor. i am already outraged. >> i know you have already done it today and i bet you really enjoyed yourself. how many times did you do it yesterday? are you afraid you are doing it too often? you know what, you no longer have to feel ashamed. everybody is doing it. and now you can keep going all day long. and if you want to, you could even join me. >> wow, i have no idea what she is talking about. one tech website said the ad alienates women at a time when gaming should be for everyone. even women, jesse, yes, even women. a business insider said it makes assumptions and offends everyone that gamers are sex-starved teenagers who see women as sexual objects. we asked a gamer to comment.
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>> i love that little guy. >> gamers don't exercise. >> i fell into the trap. >> i love my little dog. >> you know what his name is? i can't remember. munchkin. i'm in love with munchkin in ways i can't explain. how many times did you watch this ad before you realized how stupid it was? >> well, i think everybody has this wrong and i think it speaks to the heteronormative bias. everybody thinks she is
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talking to a teenage boy and it could be a teenage girl. >> you exposed my bigotry i didn't even know was there. >> the people that are outraged should apologize. >> they should pull themselves instead of pulling the ad. >> see what you did there? >> yes. jesse, it seems at first this ad was made for people like you and your high school friends who party in the school parking lot. did it make you want to buy a playstation? did it work? >> i own one. how do you think i get them into the van? you are telling me you don't masterbate? is this the [bleep] you are upset about? you don't -- like everybody -- so i would suggest that whatever gamer doesn't be the first to cast the first stone with their overdeveloped giant right arm. >> what the hell was that? >> what was that?
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>> i don't know. i heard the strangest noise. it freaked me out. >> do you want to do your joke over, jesse? >> that was the sound of my joke tanking. >> that was the sound of your career going down. >> it was like a heckler with a machine. here is my problem, andy. do people doing this ad assume that you need sex to sell it? now we get sex everywhere. pornography doesn't waste time with that much dialogue. o%ey just jump to whatever happens. you know what would really work? a really hot woman talking about masterbation. actually these guys see that already wherever they go. >> i agree. people keep saying it is a doctor, but obviously it is a nurse, or a woman. i don't know where everybody gets this idea.
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>> she was a smaller brain doctor. >> terrible. >> jesse, apologize. >> she does president know we made fop of her -- she doesn't know we made fun of her. >> first of all, no, you shouldn't be outraged. it is a bad ad for a video game system maker to run. it is potentially alienating potential customers. that is what is dumb about what is going on in the industry regarding the portrayal of women in games. all of the gamer gate and the cultural stuff aside, i think it is bad business. women are increasingly playing casual games on phones. >> are they really? >> studied have shown 52% -- >> i don't do anything.
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>> it is a gateway drug to getting women to buy their systems. so it is poe -- potential customers and you are costing yourself money. >> i was completely board by what he said. >> i think the idea was clever. >> really? >> the i will louse was a little overdone. i am not a gamer and i hope i don't offend them. do gamers need commercials like this in order to the products? everyone knows what is happening. >> it could be for those who bought the new product to ensure they made the right decision. >> then maybe, yes, this is great. >> a lot of people are
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subsidized. >> if i had only known about that story. you can't be offended about the ad, but you can just say it is old. it is just old. it is something like maxim1997. >> it is a way to bail yourself out of trouble. >> it is vintage. >> weren't you the guy? jay i was at men's health. i took over when it was over, when nobody was reading it. >> he preferred one word. marshawn lynch is the nfl's most iconic player and the star running back was fined for refusing to speak to the media after a game. so on sunday after a seahawks win he dutifully fielded questions from reporters.
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>> will the offensive line keep pushing? >> yes. >> how does the defense compare to others? >> yeah. >> you were on the sidelines and what was going on? >> yeah. >> how important was is it to keep the ball on the ground and run out the clock especially in the fourth quarter when you know this team is so good at fourth quarter. >> yeah. >> how does your back feel? >> yeah. >> he is a genius. he talked briefly about a charity event he was doing and then took more questions. >> every win is big, but can you talk about the one against arizona today? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> how are you feeling? >> yeah.
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>> any thoughts on the defense and how they played out there today for you guys ? >> yeah. >> he would be amazing on "red eye." final leahy offered an answer -- finally he answered something other than yeah. >> on the ground will you make up with catching the ball and was that part of the game plan there? >> maybe. >> it is amazing. here is a cat re-enactment or re-encatment. >> the offensive line to keep pushing against the defensive attacks? >> yeah. >> how does that defense compare to other teams this year? >> yeah. >> you were on the sidelines for a little bit there. what is what going on with the back? >> yeah. >> to me that was the greatest
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post game interview ever. what bugs me about it is none of the reporters came up with a single way for him not to say yes. have you ever made love to a horse? you ever make out with a pinch? say something that they would actually say no. >> i think it is the fact that nobody affiliated with the national football league is clever. there is a fine line between practical joking and severe brain damage. the article i read, he was the most difficult practical joker. really? that's what happens? so by that logic, that makes rain man the most practical joker of all time. >> i cannot believe he was fined $100,000 for this. that was more candor than bill belichick has shown in 15
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years. but judging the level of the practical joke he did know he was going to get fined for this. and so for that monosyllabic -- >> he was fined for not answering questions. that's why he did that. >> he did that -- >> so he didn't get fined for this? >> what he did was answered the questions without answering. >> this was his come back. oh you will fine me? here is how clever i am. >> i love marshawn lynch. i get that all he wants to do is play fat ball. i thought -- play football. i thought that was funny. it is his job to talk to the media after the games. i have to put up with jesse joyce. you put up with the bad parts because you like the good parts. i actually love marshawn lynch. he is unbelieve believe -- unbelieve believe believe a, but come on. >> i thought it was clever. >> i don't. i get he wants to do his job
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and go home and so do the report -- reporters. >> he should know all of the answers and it makes everyone even a bigger supporter because they are giving them a little bit. >> you made me realize i didn't have a strong opinion on this. originally i was totally supportive, and you managed to change my mind with one or two sentences. that shows how uninsured i am in many things in life. >> i am very interested in sports. >> you made a believer out of me. coming up, jesse joyce, america's most extreme comic. coming up, should johnny manziel be allowed to play? how do i know. i don't watch baseball. you got the bargain kind? you would need like a bunch of those to clean this mess.
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he was making a drug deal on a live newscast in worcester? >> worcester. >> in massachusetts. is that an italian guy on youtube? >> that's more racist than a political cartoon from the 1900's. go ahead. >> thank you, sir. >> see if you can see it going down. it is very subtle. >> most of the people who have been doing this for a longtime and remember 1978 understands how to deploy. the problem is people can only onlyplow for so long and work for so long. >> of course, it is impossible
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to know what item is being exchanged. it could have been car keys between the two individuals. it may not have been drugs at all. i believe we have tape of a smoother drug deal. that was pretty smooth. nobody ever expects drugs from a cat, anthony. should those two go to jail not for dealing drugs or buying drugs, but for being idiots? >> have you ever been to worcester? this may have been the most exciting thing that happened all week. in the age of drug de criminalization you have to make it more exciting and dangerous. you need to seek out the news camera. >> extreme drug dealing. >> it is worcester? >> yeah, worcester. that's how they say it. >> i have no idea. actually it doesn't make me a better person. you know what is interesting, you deal with drugs behind the dumpsters and you have advice
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for these gentlemen. >> the posture is always the same. >> i opened for cosby. what were you asking? well i don't know if you saw what was going on at the bottom of the screen, people of worcester, but maybe if you were not closing so many public schools you wouldn't have your youths on drugs. >> i want to laugh, but -- >> is this true? i don't know anything about massachusetts. >> it is the weather. it closed all of the schools. >> i didn't notice. >> he was in the middle of a [bleep] snowstorm, dummies. so they had the school closings. i made the comedic leap that it is what happens in school closures all the time. that's why the views of worcester would start. >> you should do a job explaining blog.
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>> that was probably my favorite joke on this page. >> i'm sorry. >> if you didn't bite on that one we are all -- [bleep]. >> thanks for swearing. >> i haven't been on this show in months so i have a lot to make up for. >> joanne, it could have been car keys. >> we don't know if this was is a hoax and i think it was. >> really? >> it is so great. i don't know if usually when you pass off drugs you wear all black. you are in a blizzard. you stand out like a sore thumb. the one guy runs and then they are just in the frame perfectly right off the guy's right shoulder. >> the people watching the video are giggling. >> how did they know to look for it? >> that's a fireable offense. it would have been better if they met and started making out. >> people love to do these things. like the weather and on the scene kind of reporting.
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these are the ones just a little more educated like let's kick this up a notch. >> was this a winter flash mob? i think it was genuinely a drug deal. >> is there any better feeling you can imagine than your drug dealer coming out in a snowstorm? there is no chance in hell they would, but when they do it is like they are the greatest drug dealer ever. they are better than the postal service. >> they didn't go to the guy's house. >> nobody wants to go to the drug dealer's house. >> no the drug dealer goes to your house. and by your house your friend's house. >> because you know they would never leave. >> you don't want them to know where you live. >> and then they talk about the hip hop tape they want you to listen to or do magic tricks. >> i had a friend who did magic tricks. >> i am good with make the
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cocaine disappear from his nose. >> this was twenty years ago. >> i think two kids saw the news crew shooting this and said let's run in the background and pretend to be doing a drug deal. the youtube page where it was posted, the video is gone because the user account was shutdown. there is something fishy going on. >> perhaps anthony fishy. that was so stupid. so absolutely stupid. coming up, crosswalks. helpful tools or sexist symbols. an actual story and it is always the patriarchy. >> to nate's sponsor is the yo-yo come yo-yo-mayo-yo.
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the rookie has been on the bench all season which means he wasn't playing. after losing the starting job to a guy named brian hoyer who is another i guess quarterback xz r xz -- are you keeping up with me? he threw three interceptions prompting johnny ails girlfriend to tweet, "put bae in" with a constipated emoji. bae is short for johnny manziel? >> that's his nickname. >> coaches ignored her request. they are rarely on twitter when coaching. and the browns went on to win 26-24 and so i guess they should have listened to the lady after all. should the coaches have considered her feelings during the game? >> that em oji suggested a deep level of pain and seriousness and i think it was cruel of them to ignore. and i am jealous she got 738
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retweets for that. >> that's a lot of retweets for nonsense. >> imagine you are on stage and performing and somebody is heckling you and then your girlfriend or significant other, not sure where you go these days, but she starts heckling your heckler. does that make you happy or worse? >> i can't even imagine. this is the perfect diagram of a story i don't care about. it is a football strategy and 20-year-old girls on twitter. right in the middle is me. can i just say can we stop acting like this johnny manziel guy is a sex symbol? he looks like tommy lee jones' dad. he is the oldest -- he is the only 21-year-old grandfather i have ever seen in my life. >> i don't even know who he is. why is he famous? >> i didn't know it until i read this story. then i looked at his face.
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>> he was big in college and really obnoxious. >> there he is wearing a helmet which they don't a lot of in baseball. i am confused. let me go to you, joanne. you are a woman. say you have a boyfriend and he played a sport which i doubt would ever happen, would you do this? >> if i did i would tweet at the person and at the team. how are the coaches going to hear you if you don't tweet at them? and if she added a winking smiley face at the end could have helped. she could have sweet talked them a little bit. >> can you do that again? a slight stroke for you. >> is it manziel's career or the relationship you will never know?
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>> of course she wants bae to play. it is her job. you always want bae to play. the coaches don't care about bae. they will not play bae because bae's girlfriend wants bae to play. she needs to understand that and that's what she needs to learn. we get it. you want bae to play, but not everybody thinks of him as bae. >> interesting. that was fun. i don't know where to go with this. >> wasn't much of a story. >> that was a momentum killer. >> we will bring it back with this one. are they out of their minds when it comes to street signs? yes, the town of dortmond, germany. you have been there when you used to march is setting a gender quota for the city's crosswalk lights. it would require replacing
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half half of the lights with the female shaped ones. in this case it is ladies in skirts and pig tails. >> with terrifying frows. >> this is unusual. some german cities already have them. though berlin decided not to install any over concerns the skirt and pig tail symbol is sexist. >> i added that for you. sexist, stupid or both? >> a lot of everything. germans are so literal and obedient there are women standing on the corner for 50 years. >> but i don't know if you know this statistic, if you are going to get into gender equality issues, germany on average, women earn 22% less than men. and out of the 27eu member
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states, only estonia and slovakia have a bigger pay gender gap. >> you know, they should be dealing with the gap and not with the crossings. >> it is a better use of taxpayer money. >> ladies and gentlemen we will be right back. end it there. >> anthony, it is hard to come back after such a comment and devastating analysis by joanne. >> i will try. i am unconvinced by the gender equality, but digging deeper into this arangement, not as deeper as jesse, but the germans are saying the skirt shape emits pour light making it a safety issue. and i will not be the one that argues against german efficiency. >> would you feel better as a woman if you saw more female
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cross-shaped signs? >> germans like to label things. >> i don't care what they use for the red or green. i don't like they used a six-pointed star for the yellow. >> and this is obvious. andy is saying that germans have a past. >> thanks, jesse. >> and they are buy nooght notion of gender binism. >> the whole thing is offensive. it should be a stick figure or possibly cows. >> if you are going to open pandora's box and now all of a sudden you are exclusive. >> by the way, crosswalk, is that a jab at jesus? >> they had a real crucified stance. would the crosswalk signs make
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you feel better if they matched your grow tect looks -- groteque looks? >> there are some that are men and some that are women. are those only the crosswalks that the gender is supposed to walk at? instead they should have the words walk, don't walk and then when the light is changing it should say run. that's what we do. >> you need to have it for every language because there is a lot of tourism. >> my brother jeff married a german woman and we will problem problem -- probably be at home for christmas watching this. >> tell her we won't accept the apology. >> it is discriminatory toward other earthlings. >> it should be cows. >> it should be cows.
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>> cows. cow. >> do they have cows in germany? >> of course they do. >> they are in a crowd rock band. >> did you not time this out well? >> i have to go. >> we went a little long with the manziel story. >> a crazy story when we come back. "not cool" order it on amazon.com. trublend has the perfect blend for each of us covergirl p!nk blend of rockstar and mama bear. her trublend... light 4 it blends in doesn't build up for a flawless nude look find your trublend at easy breezy beautiful covergirl
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whoa. ah...yeah, pretty much walked into that one. geico anywhere anytime. just a tap away on the geico app. was a discretion. the driver kept pulling the same stunt when running a red light. the video that was up loaded to youtube shows the vehicle over and over using the left turn lane to fake a turn and then running the red light and cutting off advancing traffic. the person claims it has been going on for two years. he or she possibly edited 20 incidents into a 23-minute mantage. we love our montages. we now pause to watch.
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commercial free. >> you know, as a stalker who has been tormenting bernadette peters, you have to admire this person's dedication. >> that is a terrifically random name. >> no, that's why there is traffic. everybody is like sheep. if you stop getting in line and waiting your turn. if more people were creative about how they drove it would solve the traffic problem. >> you are describing every good cab or cart. when you are in a car and you say i like what this guy is doing.
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they never break. they are like on a log ride at an amusement park. >> i never understand when there is a whole line of people and a dude zips past. what a jerk. why don't you do that? >> it is a fake line. >> what are you worried about? >> if forced to make a choice the stalker has way too much time on his hands and is a vengeful and obsessed person with questionable music choices. and probably the thing i am most angry about is much like bae's tweet, 42,000 views on youtube. i am working my ass off doing documentary journalist and he has 42,000 views. >> i think a lot of people spend time on social networks and wasting time. 24 is something. he contributed to society. he caught an offender, a thief
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of our time. >> i usually always side with the stalker, but they have done it all the time. he has one. no accidents happened. the law needs to be changed. is the woman on the left correct? i can't think of her name. >> we need to stop calling him the red light runner. he wakes until the light turns green before he goes straight. >> and he doesn't signal. >> the person who shot this video, you keep saying he. it is clearly a woman. only a woman can hold a grudge for two years. >> and obsessively tattles.
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last story. that's the last st >> soothe your cough? like most people i walked the american music awards for the dancers and commercials. a new ad was debuted with rapper waka flaka. >> what doesn't waka flame do? this is the throat drops. i can't live without them, straight up. nothing soothes your throat with it's plant glycerine.
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>> i'm sold >> to i miss something? are cough drop used for smoking pot? >> i guess hot smoke. i hear kids tell it. >> i have no idea. >> waka flaka is laid back, he's high. and and fresh at the same time. >> i'm motivated. >> so tired of the dude from madmen talking about cars an crafts. do you know what i mean? >> not really. >> pretend i asked you. what do you think? >> this commercial featuring a dread locked rapper is j herman pine and his brothers created the cough drop. do numb the throat and that is what it was.
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>> it's a triumph. >> j herman pine and his brothers? >> could be a lovely family. >> how is his performance? >> it's great. >> you had an acting coach. delivery was awesome. it didn't seem, i think you're looking at the next james bond. >> yechl i found it magnetic. i'm going to buy these cough drops. they're soft, not hard. which i have a problem with. i like my cough drops to be hard. >> really? >> yes. i was brought up with sucrets. >> i grew up with pine brothers i didn't know they're still around. >> cool. . >> i don't understand the drug references. it's clear to me he has a sore throat because he has a
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humidifier. >> the way he looked was about drugs. >> i think he was looking at it saying can you imagine how dry it is in my apartment? that is the humor in it. >> i misread it. >> where are you performing next? >> bananas at hasbrook heights in new jersey. >> then, i'm back on at midnight in l.a. then comedy central at midnight. >> it's good to have you back. >> thanks, fun to be here. >> yes. >> editors are really grateful. >> yes. >> so, anyway. what do you got, anthony? >> you can read me daily blogging on reason.com. and there will be more gum shoe
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