the handle @greta. we leave you from the national law enforcement officer's memorial right here in washington, d.c. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye," have furries finally decided to become contributing members of society. why they are ditching the convention for a more conventional approach to life. >> police, how long did it take the president to realize the hannibal lecter character was based on shop tau lieu? >> -- tom shillue. >> 46 minutes. >> and a dog whose brain won't let him stop spinning in circles. can anything be done to stop the madness? stay tuned to find out. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i'm tom shillue filling in for greg gutfeld. i know what viewers are

thinking. christmas has come early! let's welcome our guest. she is like audrey hepburn and "breakfast at tiffany's." 3 i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is like you know, forgettable, andy levey. he has a beard on his face and one on on his marriage license, joe devito. he has his first comedy album called first date with joe devito. you can pre order it now at shop . rooftop comedy.com. that's a lot of dots and coms. and he has a busy week coming up. he will be making wooden rocking horses for the good boys and girls. next to me, greg gutfeld. did you know his latest book is called "not cool" and it makes a great gift for those you don't like. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story.

>> a bad year got badder. new york city mayor bill de blasio is telling people to halt debates and protests until the officers murdered over the weekend are laid to rest. the mayor has been sharply criticized, accused of helping to create an atmosphere that made officers a target of hate. the head of the nypd union says there is blood on his hands and on sunday as de blasio walked through the hospital where the bodies of the officers lay, cops turned their backs on i'm h. here is former mayor rudolph guiliani. >> she guilty of creating an atmosphere of police hatred. and it is a lie and it is untrue. the police are not racists. there is not a systemic problem of racism. >> do you agree? guilty of creating an atmosphere of hate? >> i would say it contributed. it is the strange things the

people were protesting. there is not really a racial element there unless you want it to be there. there is no proof that was driven by race. it just so happens it was the racial break down of the officers and the person involved. i believe even the officer supervising it was a black cop. i think what is happening is we have these situations here -- of course there are legitimate problems with law enforcement and more i believe with the over militarization, but people have to understand if you want a society where the government takes care of things for you, the government can also do bad things do you -- to you too. you don't get the health care and the housing, so you sold your souls. you asked to be treated like a child. >> but you say there is no evidence -- you think black lives matter and they are not allowed to say this at the protest? >> they are allowed to. it is inaccurate. >> you are saying black lives don't matter. >> you are putting words in

his mouth. >> what i am saying is they are picking bad martyrs for what is a real problem. the no, not afraid and it doesn't matter what the color is, it is the way police have been trained. the less uncomfortables paint wght white brush. all cops do this and do that, but they do a poor job looking for people in their own ranks that are deranged like this guy. there are good people involved, but they go to the tee -- tea party and look at the one guy and say he is not ept ared. it is like he is saying kill the cops. if you don't agree with that you say shut up. that's a bad idea. you don't say well, you have to understand. then when somebody does something like that you can't say we didn't know that was going to happen. >> greg, welcome to the show that has your name on it. >> thank you very much. >> did you -- do you remember back when the shooting in tucson happened? they were willing -- how many

weeks did we have to go over -- >> gifford. >> if it was about sara -- sarah palin put in an ad. >> i want to say it was media matters, but i don't want to say. when you take a wide shot, i am the one person not siting on a pillow. devito it. that's why it looks like i am a tiny person. it >> it is not height the reason he sits on pillows. >> this logic applies to radical islam. when a terrorist does something it is an aberration when the president looks at the relationship between police and race as a deeply rooted problem, but violence among radical islam is not a deeply rooted problem. those things should be reversed. there is a huge problem with violence in islam. they have a large faction of

radicals there. >> they do? >> yes, they do. i don't know if you have been following the news, but two people yelled allah akbar in france and tried to kill people. in this case, it is poor police work. i want to get to the point about the protests. it is fun for those people. that's their olympics. they enjoyed it. they didn't care about the cops. they didn't care about the measures. not talking about the people who were concerned. i am talking about the people who glomed on. people were walking down the street and i saw white, liberal, under grad mainly women screaming at the police. this was their yoga class. this was their pilates. >> and it is free. those classes are expensive. >> and you burn a lot of calories yelling. >> college students never protest anything on a saturday. it is only when they can miss classes. jay if they weren't serious, maybe you can't blame it on them. you are saying they were there for fun so are they culpable?

>> don't try to undermine my logic with your sensible whatever. the mayor implicitly supported the protests by not adequately clamping down when they were doing stuff. there you go. >> andy, i want to know what you thought of what mayor guiliani said. he came out in defense of the current mayor. we showed the clip of him saying he was guilty of something. what do you think about the police turning their backs. was that going too far? >> i agree with former commissioner ray kelly who said that was bad form. >> yeah. >> i agree with that. yeng it -- i think it was kelly. >> kelly said it as well. he said would you condemn what they did? all he would say is it was bad form. >> the closest thing i could think of is if members of the military turned their back on the president. i don't claim to be an expert on police protocol.

maybe it is a bad comparison. it is what they made me think of it. we were told to respect the rank and not the person. >> i understand that. but he oversees -- he does oversee the police. >> he is an elected person. >> that's what i'm saying. it may not be an exact analogue. >> the term is head honcho. >> i don't think i would punish the police officers. i think they should be told don't do that again. but that is as far as i think it should go. a couple things though. joe, you said there was no racial element to the may cal brown. brown-- to the michael brown. >> i would say there is no racist elements. >> it just so happens they are black. you have a lot of people in the black community and a lot in the white community who say this just happens a lot with black men. whether you agree or not, i'm telling you how they feel. this is how they feel.

>> he is white splaining. >> i am white splaining to a splainer. >> can you woman splain this? >> i would like to hear lucy splain it. >> nice. >> i am not saying we should have a more for yum on political debate. a politician should not be telling people to have -- >> yeah -- >> when did he ever want to stop protests before? >> that's what i am saying. until it turned bad it was their olympics. >> there was no reason for him -- why shouldn't he support the protesters? >> he is a hipocrite. >> i agree with that. >> joanne. >> yeah? >> i have a couple of questions. >> everything has been said. >> well, specifically, it is interesting greg said there are a lot of women at these protests. don't women have a good relationship -- aren't cops always polite to women?

jay i don't know. i don't have a lot of run ins. white, privileged females, i don't know. i think about the wives of these policemen who go out and not sure if their husbands are going to be coming home to their kids, and that's who i am thinking about right now. it is not funny, it is awful with de blasio saying this is an attack on every new yorker. i am pretty sure it was an attack on two new york -- what do we call them? the finest? the bravest? >> he didn't come out to till new yorkers. he came out to kill police. >> it is like saying all lives matter, that's not okay to say because it is a specific issue. we shouldn't say it is an attack on all new yorkers. it is specific and it was an attack on police. don't generalize for your own profit and your own uh jean do. >> greg, what is the deal with with -- why is the teacher's union in so good with the democrats, but the police -- it is similar. they are municipal unions. they do the hardest work in

bad neighborhoods, right? why is it the democrats can't get square with the police union? >> i don't know. that's a tough question and i did not prepare for it. the police union is the only union i like. it is the only one i like. every time i run into a cop they are always massive massive "red eye" fans. usually they are up all night. >> they watch it in realtime. >> exactly. and they know everything about it. that's not -- teachers, that's not the case. teachers don't -- i think teachers unions are used in a way to make their lives easier and protect -- and allow them to work forever. and with cop unions it is basically to keep them alive. maybe that's why. i don't know. >> republicans are always -- they always find a way to defend the police and the police unions. if they can find a similar way

to talk to the people in teacher's unions and other municipal unions they may find themselves getting a few votes. >> i was not aware, greg, i did not know at these protests there were a lot of undergraduate females. are these protests still going on? >> yes, they are. >> good to know. >> there is a great picture in the daily news of a girl, her face so close to a police officer's face. he had to just sit there and take it while she shouted at him. i am thinking, where in life are you allowed -- i mean it is legal to protest, but where are you allowed as an individual to do that? >> it gets to the point it is therapeutic. you are yelling at every man or every authority that put her down. >> what is the romance about protest? you heard this for the past few months, as long as they don't get violent -- why? why is shutting down a bridge good? >> they can talk about it the the next day. and in 20 years they can say remember the protest in new york, i was there, man. i was there.

i ordered the omelette. >> did we knockout their nets to counter their threats? days after president obama said the u.s. would respond to the sony hacking, north korea's internet has gone dark. according to reports what looked like a service attack began. they were completely over well ped. they would only say, quote, if north korea's internet has gone down we would refer you to the government for comment. the communist pier raw dice has denied being behind the attack on sony and threatened attacks against the white house, the pentagon and the whole u.s. main land if america retaliated. here is the internet use before it went down. the light indicates computers on-line and here it is currently. wow. that's amazing.

meanwhile, the tape has surfaced of the main server going down. particular a look. take a look. >> so did we finally do something right? did we knockout the internet of north korea? >> i hope. it could be just him plugging in the hair dryer. that's what is so sad about north korea. was it counter espionage or did they not pay their come -- compu serve bill? we don't know what happened. i would like to think we have our best and brightest and most antisocial nerds working on this to torment them. 24 is a good way to take on the regime. it doesn't hurt -- your average north korean who is starving and who isn't living in this hellish place will not

be affected by the internet going out. let's bombard them. let's fill up kim jong-un's mailbox with penis enlargement spam. >> that's not spam. >> it will confuse him from the stuff he requested. >> i have a penil enlargement spade of spam. >> do people even know what spam is anymore? >> spam is the number one con condiment -- no, food in hawaii. >> i liked it with eggs. >> fry it up. seriously fry it up and put it on toast and mayonaise and there is nothing better. i'm sorry. >> i think devito made a good point. it is lake cutting down and nobody notices. >> it was better than i said which was nothing. >> i am not convinced that i talked about this over drinks

at my place. ii am not convinced it is north korea who did this. if you are talking about taking out internet which is a thousand ip addresses and assuming they did it to sony it is a contradiction. you can say they hired somebody to do this. my guess is that most of the stuff comes from freelance i.t. these are people that are hired. they go and they work at a private company and that's it. they get in there and do their job. maybe north korea did that and found out. i think it is an internal i.t. guy that did this because it was so specific. maybe they used the movie as a cover, or maybe it was a pissed off north korean -- >> you mean internal lies in sony or north korea? >> sony. >> you are a sony hack truther. >> andy, question for you. does greg really invite you

over for drinks? >> never of the. >> jealous there? >> i assume you will defend your heros, the north korean vee -- viet-kong. >> just erase greg's name. >> this seems like a really, really low techway for our government to take down their network. >> a distributed denial of service attack is a brute force attack on the servers. it is as unsophisticated as it gets. on the other hand, maybe that's the point. if we did it, it is probably a violation of international law so we will not admit we did it. doing it this way instead of a more high-tech way it is easier to say well we wouldn't do it that way. that's an amateur way to do it. >> i think we did it, and i think we will admit we did it it. we will have to produce the documents that said we did it,

and then we will have to apologize to kim jong-un because that's what we do. that's apparently what makes us powerful is being triteful -- truthful and sincere. >> the woman says i think you have to take it up with the north koreans. it sounds like she wasn't denying it. >> it is like the tit for tat. you wonder what will happen back. we have a vulnerable power grid and so i am nervous. >> he just said all republicans should go and see this sony movie when it comes out. is this like a republican issue now? >> it is an unoriginal thought that has been said since it started. now i am saying don't go see it because it is not fair. i think i said it on the five. everybody should see this movie. why should i say that? >> you mean everybody jumped on the ban wagon? >> saying don't see the

interview is the saying go see the interview. >> i think it is cool that north korea's government knows what it is like that's great for them. coming up, a regional joke. that's 48 years running. >> first, travel tips from the cia. number one, refrain from being a terrorist.

they are leaking against our sneaks. wikileaks has released two cia documents full of tips to help spies keep their cover while traveling with fake papers. the documents marked classified offer strategies to avoid secondary screening at

airports and borders. for instance, a consistent well rehearsed and plausible cover is essential. also, don't buy a one-way ticket in cash. create a fake social media profile and at all costs, avoid looking like joe devito. that's actually really in c%ere. the wikileaks founder julian assange said these men will say the cia is intent on infiltrating the borders and clandestine states. andy levey gave me a tip. pack all you can into a back. here is andy levey's carry on. >> here we go. i am shocked that turned out to be a cat video. >> the only reason they

allowed me to rib you with that cat video is because you love wikileaks so much, andy. >> is that right? >> that's right. >> was that your question? >> how about something like this, andy? >> defend major hero at wikileaks. >> julian assange is a d-bag. the thing on this is the documents show the cia is still intent on carrying out spying in europe. no [bleep] you mental reject. that's their job. i don't care if the other countries are our friends or enemies. their job is to spy on other countries. what's wrong with that? i'm asking you. what is wrong with that? >> can you do it? >> i can. >> why is asan -- >> you don't even know where i am going. >> of course i do. >> hollywood thinks snowden is

a hero and when they get their e-mails leaked they say it is unfair, it is unfair. these [bleep] leaked our national security secrets and that's heroic. that is her heroic? this guy put our -- i know these tips are really lame. they are obvious tips. take a shower. don't look dirty and don't buy a plane ticket with cash. we know that. he made their jobs harder and more at risk of being killed. that's what he wanted. he should be shot along with your pal snowden. >> they are completely different. >> how can you say that? >> snowden's domestic leaks -- >> it is always domestic leaks. >> they are all american citizens. they made american citizens more aware of what their government was doing to them. >> thank god for that.

>> and now we know al-qaeda changed terror strategies. >> remember that great epiphany we were attacking the phone line? that was a falsity. >> at the time we said good. >> you are okay with one leak. >> i am okay with the domestic stuff. i am not okay with the foreign stuff. >> you can choose your leaks. >> joanne, did you learn anything from this list of cia -- >> no. >> i learned all of this yesterday at the international spy museum in dc. i went and i learned all of this. this is nothing new. and it is acting. this is something i can do. i can be a spy. >> i saw all of these on the release of "the american." >> you have to assume that everyone is a spy, right? it is not making jbs harder. their job is already hard. they have to figure out who spies are.

>> i don't think you should pay in cash. the credit card says spy on it. >> the next on the list is do not say i am a spy. i don't think i have to tell them that. >> with your fake beard and glasses you look like a spy. >> first, why is mommy and daddy fighting? >> who is the mommy? >> does it matter? >> they are running out of things to leak. >> i thought the key to getting through was a rambling disjointed explanation. you want to be on a diplomatic mission to be well groomed and shaved. but they did recommend to be unshaved and smell like you are using a french passport. it is easier to blend in. i don't know what he is -- he is leaking a travel tip at this point. >> put your socks in your shoes and if you are in the cia, use a tooth --

toothbrush. >> that's more helpful. >> it is more like a hint. >> if he ever gets out of the house he could get a job with expeaked yaw. >> how to pack your bags. >> how wrong was it the way he portrayed james bond? >> they should be more like that. our spies are unkempt. >> they are wearing sweats. >> the cia is not as honest has we thought they were. >> did you see the mini series? >> no. >> did you see it, greg? >> they may say to. >> it really wasn't on top of their game. >> another one of the travel tips. he said leave your cia sweatshirt at home. >> i think that is the

problem. there are a lot of mill -- millenials doing the spy work. >> they are terrible at everything. >> coming up, do you want us to talk about marshawn lynch? thanks for asking. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is the nonprofit group, kale has feelings too. reminding you to treat plants ethically. evenett tau -- even etamame has a mommy.

>> he was polite out of spite. his rete tau sense has no precedence. i speak of seattle seahawks star marshawn lynch who again frustrated reporters. he was fined $50,000 for refusing to speak to the media after the game. the following week he answered every question by saying only yeah. on sunday he uttered a few more words. >> thanks for action. >> what is that. >> i said thank you for asking. i appreciate it. >> can you explain the 79-yard touchdown run. >> thanks for asking. >> how about the stomp -- stomach issue earlier in the

game? >> i appreciate you asking about my stomach. >> was there concern you would play in the game? >> i appreciate you asking. >> isn't that annoying? if i said could you describe? could you describe how it felt to run 79 yards? >> they are supposed to the reporting. they write the story. i find it amusing -- >> hold on. i will read more prompter. >> you asked him a question. >> i got mixed up. reporters are tired of the act the new york post said marshawn lynch may be a great football player, but she disrespectful and unprofessional [bleep]. cbs said that interview is not funny from lynch. somebody should have said are you an idiot? gentleman. i -- yeah. i believe we have mar sean taking another question. >> you have been at bee's knees all year. >> thanks for asking. >> and another question. >> talk about being small on

touchdown passes you were doing the jitter bug while the secondary was doing the charleston. >> thanks for asking. >> talk about your offense. they treated the boys from big d that wrl loopy to the gin and scwiews. >> thanks for asking. >> all of these people want to know. ♪ where in the world >> thanks for asking. >> another. >> mr. turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? >> thanks for asking. going to go toh. joe, but i will go to you. i don't noah lot about sports. why do they force these guys to do press conferences? >> compared to what other guys do this guy is a saint. he is not beating women or fighting dogs. he is the anti-- the andy kaufman of professional sports. hay knows when he is 50 they

will have a bunch of these and they will say this guy is amazing. this is the only job he can get away with doing this and making lots of money. he will never go into broadcasting because he never wants to. he has no interest in it at all. i have to say i kind of have a crush on him. >> andy, you are the sports guy. is it because he wears a jock, what is wrong with -- >> his name is jack. >> i think these reporters have a bug up their you know what. i think they should write stories. why are they asking how it feels to run 75 yordz down the field? >> i love marshawn lynch. the run was amazing last night. i will say that i think the news conference bit is getting old. he needs to do something creative. he should answer each question with a line from a poem or song.

>> they won't be aware. >> but by the end he will have recited the whole poem or song. i want to see him get to next level [bleep]. >> will they keep fining him? >> they should get the point he is not playing along. i don't want the usual. we executed. the only guy who gives a good interview is peyton manning. he breaks down the play and gives a couple jokes. even a few months ago he called out the scoreboard operator because he didn't like showing the other team's quarterback. peyton manning can't turn his neck to seen see the board. who cares though over than that. >> joe -- joanne he may not have the warmth of someone like bill bell bell, but these players are tired after a game. >> he is humble. i love talking about myself. he won't.

it is not about him. i loved him and probably after this he won't be one of those on screen during the game reporting guys. i thought he wasn't into the business, but he is. he has an endorsement for skittles. i think he should answer everything with taste the window so he is doing double duty. >> where i am from taste the rain dough means s and l. >> you live in new york. >> i know. it means something else. >> i need to change my mailbox. >> he is downtown. the carbonation tastes like discrimination. they decided to stop buying the soda machines because they are considered a microaggression. now they have reversed the ban. activists are microfurious that soda string operates in the west bank. they said, quote, these machines can be seen as a microaggression to palestinian

students and their families and like the university doesn't care about human rites. the dining hall initially removed the soda pop, but after an investigation the university surprisingly changed its mind. he wrote in a statement, harvard's procurement should not and will not be driven by individuals views of highly contested merits of political controversy. greg, why don't they take a tip -- these are leftists, right? why not take a tip of what happened in cuba. >> they don't care. >> it is the poor people who are hurting, right? >> here is what they are doing. it is before ipods which are made in china and you think they would protest that? no. giving up something you don't use is a fake form of solidarity or protests.

and what we are doing right now or what campuses are doing is we are breeding people who make decisions based on no outcomes or consequences. they don't suffer them. this will not affect them in the real world. once they are in the real world they won't know how to make a decision. last point, palestinians work -- >> a lot more palestinians work than jews. >> they are happy to work there and use the product. they are [bleep] heads. >> is this man a direct attack on your people? >> it is a microoutrage as far as i'm concerned. anyone upset should postpone their finals. i don't think they are forced to say one of the largest employers for palestinians in the west bank. many will be employed when they moved out of there. every time i replace the word

i replace the last eight with an asterisk. or even who may not see them, but are upset by the full typing of the word. >> well done. >> i literally would not put the -- >> joe protesting against israeli companies, i don't know any palestinian caps. >> if you can get your a live to microaggressions you are doing pretty good. i'm sure the palestinian students have and so so from the progressive student alliance. >> have i a soda stream and when you put the water in it makes fart noises. >> report you glad the school showed the backbone? >> i love the bands.

if you want to boycott, that's great. to greg's point, you have to go all out. they should be looking at the cherry tomatoes because they are all from israel. quick question, that's for your mouth. >> it doesn't have to be. >> that's an off label use. >> they wouldn't have got it. >> you would think it is before that for the environment. >> i wouldn't have gn to people. >> time to take a break. restaurant allegiances when we return.

where do millenials eat their meals? not howard johnson's or ground round, i was surprised to learn. brandon x.com where i get all of my news ranked the chain most young people are loyal to and jimmy john's is tops. and then it is chi potle followed by chick-fil-a and what a burger and subway. fast-food giant burger king and mcdonalds were 14th and 15th respectively. joe, i bet you don't eat fast-food, right? >> i was trying, but l.a. had in-n-out. >> you know why they call it

in-n-out? it goes in and goes out. >> there are a lot of poop geeks on panel. >> i think it is interesting with the -- it says where they ate. 72% would eat at subway again, but it didn't say they wanted to. i ate there when i was broke. it was never i want that pre cut cold cut on the loofah bread. >> cleansing. >> i bet you can eat whatever you want, can't you? >> i can. i choose not to though. i am starting to get the stomach aches if i don't eat the right thing. i just eat salads and there is a place called just salads that is excellent. >> girls love that stuff. >> i think what millen -- millenials is the right to custom order. it makes us feel like we are

cooking it ourselves. >> would you say that is true? >> i can see the stuff making it in the back when i go in. does that help? >> i don't care one way or another. i am not a millenial. >> the ones that ranked the highest are the newer chains. >> i voont brn to a jimmy john -- i haven't been to a jimmy john's. someone has to explain chipotle to me. it is garbage food. why do people like the chipotle? >> they like the spicy chicken. >> it is garbage food. >> i thought you liked it. >> the tacos gave me diarrhea. >> you went too much. >> there is a comedy store that only serves veg tear yn serve? it is surely you jest, salads. >> can i make a big point, you if look at the list you realize the food is vastly superior to what we consider

fast-food back then. i had jack in the box and ground round, the stuff that had five things on the menu. >> i would eat the popcorn off the floor. >> the food these days is so better and incredible and the servings are huge, massive. where are you looking? >> straight ahead. >> there are a lot of subs chains. people love submarine sand witch. >> i go to subway and it is not just because it is fun watching a clinically depressed person throwing together your sandwich. they make it in front of us. you would think they do it with a little bit of flare. you want mayo? sure. i feel like i am at benny -- benny benihana. >> can i get my picture with you? >> some day i will open for

him on the road. coming up, the drunkest day of the year. is there such a thing as a sure thing in business?

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year." december 31st, 12:30 a.m. eastern and 9:30 pacific. guests include bruce spring strene, lebron james and the cast of "the facts of life." tomorrow night greg is back to host unless he can't find his way out of my chevy cruz. guests include sam morrell. >> se block. last story. that's the last story. >> st. patrick's day, sin co sin co -- cinco de mayo, which is the most drunk? they collected data to rank the druggest days of 2014 and it turns out americans blow the illegal limit between december and march. the top three drowningest days were february 15th, the day after ground hog day,

january 25th and number one, march 15th, tax day. that's actually the saturday before st. patrick's day. alcohol, it is the only vice. all vices have illy -- ill effects. >> you should only have 35 drinks a week. you should have 21 meals a week. the drunkest day of the year is the first day of vacation. i learned that. they get out of the airport and they get sick and miss their flights because they are so excited and they have a horrible first day and they blame it on the food. they drank too much. and then they are all depressed. >> joanne, the 15th was the day after valentine's day. why could this be? guys have to tie one on after having to pay so much attention to the ladies? >> yes, definitely.

the girls are wining, and wining when they are single. that's what i do. listen, i drink more in the summer though. i am at home and in my apartment and i never use my portable breathalyzer, so i am never actually drunk. >> this portable breathalyzer, there is a report that the numbers are back to -- and you usually read the stories. >> not in this one. >> an de -- andy, i don't get drunk. why do people go out and get drunk on st. patrick's day. then you wake up the next day -- it is sick. why do you do it? >> when you are young. i can't do it that much. i thought it was interesting january 25th was the number one day. >> st. patrick's day is. >> 25th was number two. and i realize that is the day that russia extended american hero snowden's asylum.

>> five seconds. >> i am more of a pill popper so i pass. special thanks to joanne know saw chin key and andy levey and greg gutfeld. i'm tom shillue and i will see you next time. ♪everybody needs a helpin hand♪ ♪take a look at your fellow man♪ ♪and tell me what.. ♪what can i do.. ♪what can i do today?

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some cracks beneath the surface. >> hello, everyone, i'm eric, along with bob, dana, kimberly and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." on saturday afternoon, 28-year-old ismaail brinsley shouted to bystanders look what i'm about to go do. i in an instagram group-- >> i personally feel that mayor de blasio, sharptonan