stops right here. we're definitely looking out for you. hello, everyone. merry christmas. i'm bob beckel, along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> welcome to our christmas special. thank you for joining us, this holiday. we've got a big show for you tonight. the big man, santa himself, dropped by fox news today. not only did he surprise a group of kids with some high fives. he spent quality time with our friends add fox and friends. we've got a clip here, and we're going to show it to you later. first, the wait is over. time has come. greg gutfield is on the edge of his seat.

our secret santa has arrived and the gifts have arrived. one at a time, we're going to hand them out. everybody is going to hopen them. we're going to start with eric. >> mine? >> guess who gave it to you. >> ooh, tissue paper. you said you wanted it. >> two eric bolling, i can tell because i know the handwriting already. >> this is a picture -- >> let me see. >> read what it says. >> this is from you. >> no, no. eric bolling. >> you're the secret santa. >> yeah. >> what does it say? america's greatest cable personality, spelled wrong. perfect. somebody needs to get hooked on phonics. >> i thought it would be appropriate for you. >> not unlike the one i have at home. >> put it on. >> you put it on the shirt, don't you? >> that would get caught in your chest hair. >> no, because i shaved it all off. >> all righty.

>> bob, you do good secret santa gifts. >> dana, for you. >> very welcome. merry christmas. >> try to put that on. it's kind of heavy. might be real. this says from no one. let's see who it's from. >> is that his gold crane? >> no. >> this is exactly what i needed. it's the beverage warmer. >> you got that thing you wanted? >> they forced me to go into a brookstone. by the way, nobody ever really goes into a brookstone. you walk by it, stare, and say that's a weird place. there's nobody in there but vibrating chairs. but i went in there, it's a beverage warmer. and you know what else it's great for? do you have a hampster? >> no. >> if it has a cold butt, you put your hampster on there. >> run by batteries or a cord? >> it's solar powered.

solyndra actually made it. believe it or not. you know what it is? it looks like an old cd player. >> that means i will no longer complain that my water is not hot enough. >> exactly. >> oh, my gosh. >> this isn't really a gift for me. it's a gift so i'll stop complaining to you. >> i like it. >> can you get a close-up of that, america. >> look at that, america. >> it's like a flying saucer for your mug. and you also get free silica gel. >> don't eat those. >> there are children at home who will go, oh, silica gel. >> brookstone makes great products. that not one of the ones i have. >> that's true. >> this is for you. merry christmas. >> okay, thanks. >> she gets two things. >> where's the second one? >> look at the little reindeer. >> i like the wrapping paper.

this might be awesome. >> oh, who is this from? this is a little provocative. >> not from me, but i would have sent you something provocative. >> who at this table got me sexy time? who is it? who is it, baby? >> show us. >> who is it, baby? this is a gift i can put to very good use. >> that's not it. here's the other top of it. >> look at that. this looks good. >> gorgeous, baby. look at this. oh, my gosh. >> a holiday show. >> all the foot fetishes going on. >> let me tell you something, hearts, minds, and bedrooms across the country are loving these right now. more presents? >> who got me that? >> i don't know. >> do the math. >> if he got her, he got me -- >> it's dana or bolling. >> do you think bolling would

get you that? >> his wife would let you get those shoes? >> dana, girl after my own heart. yeah, i love her. are you kidding me. she's amazing. she knows what i need. oh, my god. is this from you, too? >> yes. >> a fan? >> some kind of massage or something. oh, my god. this is great. >> that's what i -- you don't ever buy things for yourself, ever. >> you want me to see if it works? >> don't work. >> don't drink it. >> shower scrub, shower oil. >> no need to act it out. >> there are children. >> seriously. >> like a whole bath time. >> i really like this. i'm down with the secret santa situation. >> oh, my gosh, and a candle. yay. >> this is great. this is a girlfriend gift.

thank you, dana. >> what could this be? some kind of marital aid? >> no, those are my slippers. >> is that on your list? >> i don't know. >> wow. oh, my goodness. i'm excited. >> this looks like something that will be gone in approximately one hour. because you know, we're doing the show on christmas. i can't believe we came in today and did it on christmas. at least the traffic was light on the way here. >> very dedicated. >> yes. all right, this is a great bottle of wine once i open it. it's from nickel and nickel. napa valley. all right, let's see what this is. same person? >> this is so much fun. >> same wrapping, so i think so. i'm so excited for my beverage warmer. this is so great. >> i have a beverage warmer. >> nevermind. >> oh, awesome. a unicorn bottle holder. look at that.

oh, my goodness. >> on his back with his mouth open. >> how many times have i been there? it's perfect. who is this from? >> it has to be eric. >> is it you? >> no, it's not. >> kimberly? >> is it going like this? >> you put it in the mouth. >> it's perfect. >> that is fantastic. you take two things that are important in my life and combined them together. >> well, santa baby has little elves that were very helpful for this. tell me that's not amazing. >> by the way, unicorns at home, don't drink like this, and then don't drive. unicorns, don't drive. >> greg, protect the horn, please. >> all right. i got to put this -- >> best christmas ever. go ahead. >> news fitness, free

membership. very cool. thank you very much. >> brutal. >> yes. we handed them out, you said, i could use a membership to a gym. there you go. >> so cute. bob in his yoga pants with his headband. >> look at this. >> we had to get you into fitness. >> that's a real effort. >> i also have one for everyone. i got something for everyone. do you guys mind? >> now i feel great. >> wait until you see mine for everyone. >> is it green and smells like money? >> dana, for you. >> i love it. i don't have a stocking. >> it's for jasper. you said jasper doesn't have one. >> you're right. >> very nice. >> that's a great stocking. can i wear it with my slippers? >> oh, very innocent gift. >> very nice. >> the five family. a little christmas ornament. >> cute. very cute.

>> and greg -- >> oh, dear god. >> no wonder they made $100 million. >> super cute. this is the order we sit around the table. very nice. >> i was walking through the store and adrienne stopped me and said you have to get that for greg. >> these are the best gifts. yes, you got your thing. >> that was the secret santa, i thought. >> it's for you. but i had something for you, bob. >> bob is the grumpy cat now. >> it exceeds the secret santa budget. did you get him a female trainer or another male one. >> i have a little something for everyone, too. this is a great annual tradition. >> let me guess. >> bob, i changed it up, though. i changed it up. so bob, this one is for you. this is the famous -- do you want to pull it out? you can show everybody, maybe read it. >> dear bob, merry christmas from the one you love to hate, jasper. oh, yeah. >> the jasper calendar.

>> of course. >> did i get one? >> if you want a calendar, we can talk about that. >> talk about it? >> that's pretty good, right? >> look at that. >> this is me? >> that's you. greg. you. and kimberly, this is for you. if you want a calendar, i'll get you one. >> would anybody like to swap? >> thank you. >> i didn't get you the wine, bob. >> that's right. >> bob, that would not be appropriate. >> i'm so excited for you to see this. i'm so excited. >> what? >> i'm excited for you to see this. >> see what? >> this bottle, open it up. >> the dog wine. love it. >> cabernet 2010. >> our good friend was willing to make that label for me so i could make wine for you. >> did you make this, really? >> the wine, you can go to a

place, personalwines.com, and order it, and upload a label, and they print it and send it to you. >> you could probably sell this. >> you might be able to sell jasper line. very special, limited edition just for you guys. >> very nice. >> should be more like a pinho grigio. >> i like a cabernet. >> if you have one thing you want for christmas, what would it be? >> i got it all. >> everything you need? >> yep, absolutely beautiful. >> i'm really looking forward to a couple days off. >> world peace. >> i got everything i want for christmas. rowan has been very healthy and happy. >> i would give anything for a brand new back. santa claus, as you know, is extremely busy, but he found time to squeeze in a visit to fox news and the gang at fox and friends. >> no christmas would be complete without a visit from the big guy. thanks so much for joining us.

>> thank you. thank you very much. >> you look great? >> i feel good. >> why aren't you wearing your traditional boots? >> i loaned them to people who needed them. this is the giving season. >> merry christmas. >> something seems fishy with santa. i can't put my finger on it. i'm not sure. >> i can't imagine what that would be. >> what's that under your robe? >> the robe. >> reach under your robe? >> you mean these. >> i think i know. >> i got to hold my pants up. >> 5:00? >> 5:00? eggnog. >> santa, i would like to tell you what i would like for christmas, maybe you can deliver, eric bolling head shot signed by him. >> i could get it done for you. >> make it two. >> it will be done. >> merry christmas to all of you, seriously. you have done a great job this year. >> did you take my hat again? >> fantastic. thank you very much for joining us tonight. >> our pleasure.

i tell you, that's a great looking santa. don't you think? >> very good looking santa. >> all right. listen, much more to come on this year's five's christmas special including greg coming back with a smile, including the movies we plan to see. grab your popcorn. the five's film picks are next. ♪

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>> like an historical film for you. >> and all those creatures come to life. for but it's not real? >> thanks for helping me out there. i think the interview looks pretty funny, because of the controversy of late with sony, i think i kind of want to see that. i love the story "unbroken" and i don't care what the critics at the golden globes thought, i'm really excited to see "unbroken." >> i think people will like it. i think you'll find it interesting. greg? >> why do people go to holiday films? to get away from their family. one of the only ways you can sit in silence and think about your mortality. so the key to do this so people don't come with you is to pick an inappropriate film that no one would want to see. i always go to the midnight showing of the exorcist, which is one of the great films of all time. and not necessarily holiday film, but if you want to get away from uncle peter and grandpa steve and auntie jane with the busy hands, go to the

exorcist. scariest movie ever. >> spun her head around? >> okay, was that approved by our sponsors? all right, what do we have next? eric? >> i love the night at the museum, fantastic movie so far, looks great, but i really want to -- i really want to take chase, he wants to see it, too, "american sniper." he's got a shot lined up and a woman and the son walks into the shot. he can't take the shot. it's just a like lot what we're watching with homeland. but i want to see it, it was kind of snubbed for some of the awards and i'm curious why. bradley cooper, can't go wrong. >> that's a strong pick. that would be my adult choice. bobby? >> well, one of the more recent films i saw in the theaters, miracle on 34th street. i want to get back and see that. one of the great all-time shows,

movies of all time. remade it not nearly as good, and the other one is chevy chase and christmas vacation. is that what it's called? >> yeah. >> absolutely great. i love it, tells you everything you need to know about some bad christmas. most are pretty good. >> okay, also one you have children at home, besides seeing night at the museum, which i think is entertaining and educational, a lot of people are excited to see "annie" which is the new remake and has jamie foxx in it. that could be fun. does anybody want to see that? >> i thought it was about annie oakley. >> i thought it was about the red-haired kid. >> or the lead singer of the arrhythmics, annie lennox, or annie hall. don't see woody allen movies add the holidays. bad karma. >> what about exodus? anybody want to see that? >> everybody is leaving. rush from the theaters. >> i think "into the woods" looks good, but i don't think it's a christmas movie. >> what is that about?

>> about a witch and a childless baker and his wife, reversing a curse put on their family tree, and it's a musical. >> is that meryl streep? >> i think -- >> she does an amazing job. >> anything meryl streep is in, all good. >> not everything. >> okay. getting weirder by the minute. next on "the five," the fastest seven. yes, even on christmas day, the christmas edition coming up. viral videos that are sure to put a big smile on your face. that's coming up. you're leaning into my shot. you owned your car for four years. you named it brad. you loved brad. and then you totaled him. you two had been through everything together.

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headquarters, i'm laura ingle. former president george h.w. bush spending christmas day in a hospital. he experienced shortness of breath a few days ago. a family spokesman saying the 90-year-old is doing well and is in great spirits. he suffers from a form of parkinson's disease. he's the oldest living former american president. meantime, britain's royal family celebrating christmas at a churchls service in england. harry attended with prince william and duchess kate, who is expecting the couple's second child in april. hundreds of people showed up to exchange christmas greetings with the royals. now back to "the five" christmas special for all your headlines logon to foxnews.com. you're watching the most powerful name in news, fox news channel.

welcome back. time for the fastest seven minutes on tv. three joyful stories, seven jubulent movies, one host. wishes delivered in time for the holiday season for a 4-year-old boy whose dream was to become a ups driver like his favorite delivery man. >> every single day, i can come here three times in a week, and i get the same reaction. every single time, all that excitement. so he's always ready, waiting. >> oh, my gosh! look at this.

>> oh, thank you. >> i've been driving for over 25 years. you know, everything is different every single day. there's a lot of really neat people, but nobody stands out like carson does. >> all right, kg, how sweet is that? >> absolutely adorable. boxes and deliveries, too. i think it's adorable. very charming. heart warming. >> bob, nothing wrong with that? >> it's great. great somebody who love his job like this guy does, driving for 25 years. clearly likes what he's doing. loves the kid and the kid loves him. whoever at ups hired him, you ought to make him president. >> dana, you watched the video. the kid is happy. no matter what you think, the kid is happy. >> people like that in your life that you knew that maybe like are neighbors when i was growing up, they were the townsends, irene and -- we called them

townsends, mr. townsend. and they had a green station wagon, the kind with the back seat that when you rode it in, you were facing backwards, and that was very cool. i remember them very fondly, and i was probably annoying to them, but -- >> and that applies how? >> i'm just saying he will always remember that guy in his life, like somebody who was not a mom or dad or brother or sister. it was actually somebody from your childhood that you remember fondly. >> an event. >> i like how you applied that to your life. >> i can make anything about me. >> exactly. and i'm going to do that, too. no, this brings back memories because i was the same way with the mary kay pink cadillac. >> you still are. >> my dream was to own one, so i checked out to figure out how can i own a mary kay pink cadillac. >> have to sell a lot of makeup. >> you have to build your team to 12 members, and you have produce 18 grand in receipts

within four months in order to get it. so far, daub, stossel, and the deucies have been selling hard and they have to make their deadline, buzz if they don't, they're dead to me. >> shep is not holding his weight. >> he never has. >> takes all the credit. >> exactly. >> next up, a farmer, some cows, and a trombone. ♪ >> we got to go to dana first on this one. >> i love it, and this is a man who knows how to get his cows to come home. >> good stuff, right? >> the cows come home. chickens come home to roost. >> you think the cows come to

see the music or coming to eat? >> they're coming to eat. >> it's like pavlov's dogs. >> when you're a kid, mom didn't ring the bell, time for food. >> oh, goodness. still cute. >> super cute. i love cows. i love milk and cheese. but it's cute. >> a lot of hamburgers in that baby. >> i like them live and then -- >> the thing is, i'm looking at this. you didn't play the whole tape. when they trampled him to death, it's horrible and disgusting. >> tough to show it on christmas. >> there's a myth that animals soothed by music. i have never seen them pick up an instrument. you never see anybody playing a flute, do you?

you don't. yes. >> this is a good one. ever feel the rush of anxiety when you see the red and blue lights in the rear veer mirror? one law enforcement department decided to take the stress out of traffic stops. >> most of the contact police officers have with the public is on a traffic stop. you can find out a lot about that person in a 10 to 15 window, whether they're have aggood day, bad day, or horrible day. we have an idea, what if we could change that person's day in real time, like right now. >> you can have that. there's something for you, too, sir. >> thank you. >> oh, my gosh. you're kidding me. >> i want to hug you. that is so great. thank you. >> something your little boy might like. >> this just turned my bad day into a good one. >> bobby, it's been a tough year for cops, law enforcement this

year. >> how did that get it to them so fast. they stop them, talk to them, find out what they want and call somebody and get it ordered up? >> i think they had it in their car? >> random. >> maybe she has a kid, they ask, and then -- >> it's nice, a wonderful video. i have never been stopped by a cop and given anything but a ticket. >> it's good stuff. >> what i do when i get pulled over, i never get a ticket. wouldn't it be great to get pulled over by the police and it turns out it's sting. >> what? >> yeah. okay. >> that's good. >> i think that getting pulled over would be too much for me. >> have you ever been pulled over? >> when i used to drive. in my barbie big wheel. how many in my life? >> yeah. >> two or three. >> i get pulled over a lot. >> you do?

>> yeah. >> but do you get tickets? >> i drive too fast. i'm not going to say on the grounds it may incriminate me. >> a lot of points? >> no, what is this, some kind of inquisition? >> just trying to pass time. >> that's why i leave my car now in the garage. >> all righty. >> longest seven. slowest seven. >> always a lot of fun. it was good. whole life? >> yeah. >> god. >> is want that on average how many times people get pulled over for speeding. >> 30 times that. >> actually, i had a few good years when i was dating a police officer, and then i didn't have any trouble. >> we'll leave it right there, then. >> annoying airline passengers, we have sat next to them, you know who you are. the list of the worst coming up next. ♪

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person. >> is your problem with the egg salad or the tweet? >> you brought an egg salad sandwich on a flight. >> they don't serve food anymore, and it didn't sink. >> egg salad sandwiches not only stink. they cause behavior that leads to stinkage. >> not on an our flight. i think out of all of us, i travel the most. the biggest offenders are seat back grabbers. the person behind you grabs your seat. if their living room, do they have something in front of their recliner they used to pull themselves up? no, so you don't need to grab the back of somebody's seat to get up on an airplane. >> eric, what's yours? >> i agree, the seat back grabber and the boozer. i go to vegas a lot, and i take the red-eye quite often. there should be a rule if you take the red-eye, you cant drink.

you're going to be there, stay quiet. >> or with a baby directly behind me. i'm all right with people bringing babies on flights. i had them, i get it. i had my son on flights, but the guys partying all night on a red-eye, that's bad. also, can i ask dana? the tsa. >> yes. >> i love them. >> they love the show, big fans of the show. here's my question. i see a lot of people, i don't have a tsa pass. >> precheck? you have to get precheck. >> i'm worry it's too easy. >> well, i think they have accounted for that. look, when you're coming through an airport and they see me coming through, do i need to be like -- >> white privilege? >> i'm saying, it looks a little -- you don't have to open your bag, take your computer out. >> you walk through. and it's like getting a background check, giving people

top secret information. interesting thing about prechecks, a friend of mine who runs the pr department there, they had no marketing budget to tell people, it's all been done by social media, and they're doing great. >> you're right, that is interesting. what are you talking about? this is supposed to be about irritating people on flights. not about a friend you have in the tsa telling everybody about, hey, our social networking skills are excellent. >> because you're from colorado. >> ooh, i never get checked. i fly a lot. my name is dana perino. >> exactly. walk right through. >> bob, you fly a lot. you think you do. >> i used to, yes. i used to be one of the guys on the flight that eric was talking ability, but i was like that all the time. what gets me now, i have had two kids on planes and i admit, but it is babies that are running around, kids running around, out of control. or the worst ones are little babies that have to go to the bathe room. there are rifle shots, big

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tonight around the dinner table, here's something you can discuss if you have younger relatives or friends alongside you, advice you would give to your younger self. now that we're older, we can look back and think if you were to tell yourself something way back when, what would you tell yourself? any advice? >> don't sleep with that girl in the parking lot. >> that would be great advice. >> because the idea -- there's this idea that you're going to regret over not participating in some kind of behavior, that it will haunt you the rest of your life if you don't take that riv.

it's the opposite, the risky behavior you participate in your 20s and 30s that will haunt you for the rest of your days. >> amen. >> you know it. >> you don't have to participate in everything. >> don't succumb to peer pressure, might be another way of -- >> putting it, yes. >> bob, you seem to agree. >> also, because i have a lot more years, but i tell you the one thing, on a serious note, i want to emphasize what greg said, but i mean it, if you're in your own mind, you're behind enemy lines, do not listen to what your mind tems you because it will tell you about doing it yesterday or tomorrow. yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not here. you have to live in the present, but your mind will get you going places. when you're in there and listen to it, it's probably going to give you bad advice. take advice from other people or just be quiet. >> eric, you kind of have a younger self in your son.

any advice you give him that you wish you had had yourself? >> that i wish i had? no, i think the obvious stuff we talked about here a bunch of times. you don't want to quit, you don't want to let someone tell you no, keep trying. but you can also -- someone told me this a long time ago, but i just remembered it. i was a young kid working for mobile oil, i blew my shoulder out in baseball. the friend said you really want to get ahead, who is your boss? i told him, he said, who is his boss? i told him, he said take that guy for a cup of coffee or to lunch. i did it. it was not an easy thing to do, i just wanted to learn. i didn't want to leapfrog over bosses, i just wanted to learn how to become as successful as he did. it was one of the greatest things i did. >> we've all made mistakes. >> yeah. >> it's decades long. >> i can't remember some years, but there's some years that i regret doing some things that

i've done. but i can't undo them. >> you've got control. look at what you are right now. you're a fantastic guy. you're on a show. you're willing to talk about some of the transgressions you've had and you've moved on. >> that's one way to look at it. >> kimberly, any advice you want to give to your younger self? >> my younger self, like 13 years of age? >> sure. >> or now? no, i mean -- >> 13? >> i thought it was supposed to be a younger self. i would just do what i did, be friendly, be nice to people, try and give back. >> avoid mayors. >> what? avoid mayors? please. no, that's all right. we all learn. and i think what's really important is to do the internships, do jobs and see what you like, so when you do get a job that you're into it, you follow your bliss, you're happy with your choices barks us had some experiences to figure

out what suits you best. >> very good. i would tell my younger self to use sunscreen. >> that's the best thing you could ever say. because i'm worried sick. i spent 15 to 25 in the sun. >> it shows. >> i should have said that. >> i said it. i said it first. one more thing. ♪ ♪ walkin' in a winter wonderland ♪ ♪ gone away is the blue bird ♪ here to stay is the new bird ♪ he sings a love song as we go along ♪ could protect you from cancer?

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now for one more thing. greg? >> very important footage i have here to share with you, for this special day. it's kind of somber. so i don't want to bring you down. but it's a munchkin on a sleigh ride. >> this is new? >> what is that? >> it's a dog and a teddy bear costume on a sleigh ride. he really is america's sweetheart. it's actually reese witherspoon. >> that's good. dana?

>> joshua picked this in case nobody liked it. but this is madison reid of cleveland. she's 8 years old. she got interviewed by wkyz at the grand opening of a little free library. take a look at her. >> isn't that sweet. >> the world needs books. what would the world be like without books. cars can't go without gas, our brains can't go without books. the world needs books. we need books. >> that kid's got a future. >> good job, madison. >> president! >> that's a good literacy message. i just want to say, i think it's good to get kids away if a maybe their little ipads or nintendos,

or wiis or play stations. this little boy got a photography class, go out and take pictures of great things. he went to the intrepid and was able to use that to take pictures of the boats. the camera is almost bigger than he is. and another picture where he went and his dad took him to the intrepid. he really loved it. and he can write stories about it. that's cool. think about that kind of gift for your kids. >> eric? good stuff. >> christmastime, absolutely special thanks to our troops and law enforcement. tommy, one of our producers, introduced me to a guy named steve, he was an army captain. he was a ranger and earned the bronze star. he started a group called valor services. here's their website on this mug. what they do is they -- returning military people who need jobs, they place them in the oil and gas industry. there should be more of that. i think it's a wonderful group. and go to that website, valorservices.com and help those guys out that are doing god's work. >> very nice. good. >> all right. this is unusual. maybe because i opened the show. it won't happen again for another year.

as i think about all the things we've been thinking about here at christmastime, and i very much am grateful for being on this show, and for all of you who watch it. you've made this a remarkable experience for all of us. but the other thing is, as i watch these things of what we share here, and the things that we've all -- and our families. let's remember this is a celebration of the birth of the lord jesus christ. we don't want to forget that in the midst of all this. whether you're a believer or not, it's important to keep that in mind, i think, as we think about other things and being close to family and homes, is his birth. all right. thank you for joining us. we hope you have a very merry christmas. a special salute to our troops on this holiday. godspeed to all of them. "special report" is up next.

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