>> i am i meant it literally. >> plus what did the president think of "red eye" after

watching it? >> it's like that movie "groundhog day" except it's not funny. it's terrible. >> a cheetah that ages in reverse. and gets cuter as he gets older. plus is the vice president having trouble understanding the ending of ""the sixth sense,""? >> i don't get it. and i don't by the way. >> and is the president rethinking thoughts about the moon landing? >> i don't get it. god bless america. >> and well her wit is drier than a mummy's eye socket. it's bonnie mcfarland and reigns in the new year the same way.

it's andy levy. when he kills time he buries it in a shallow grave. sitting next to me is mike baker. and current president of diligence. isis, putin, north korea. ebola. 2014 was the worst year ever. 365 days of evil. take a look. >> while the world is going to hell in a hell basket we focused not on real ef yiel but fake evil. roll montage.

white privilege. white privilege. >> white privilege. >> yes. white privilege was on everyone's list this month a professor in texas asked a student to complete a white privilege assignment. she said it was appropriate in the wake of recent grand jury decisions and there are many other substitutes like a rocket scientist. matt taylor was slammed for a sexist attire and forced to apologize. >> i'm sorry about this. >> that meant something. yes. in the face of real terror we worried about false threats like

this dog. >> 2014 to see seems like the worst year ever. i could be wrong because in 1972 i had braces. are we just reporting more of it? >> we're reporting more of it. it's events and activity that seem unconnected. to blame obama, due to our weak

foreign policy for me the worst part of the whole thing in this year, was the year we finally watched final rows of factual rel convenience. so you know anything is related and a variety of other stories seems like they don't matter anymore. as long as you're pursuing a narrative. >> did we need all of the facts? >> facts are holding us back. throughout the show we're going to go live to scenes from new year's eve to see how everyone is celebrating. let's go live to london.

a good friend of mine can we go back to that scene? that is scary. was there something that scared you? >> it was a terrible year. i don't know if i'll get over it. but george clooney did get married. >> it's true. >> which, i know. i don't know. >> amal. >> what else happened? >> that is it. that is it. i can tell you you're in touch with current events and that is good. joanne coped with an awful year but maintaining a steady buzz. was alcohol the answer? >> yes. yes. >> i like to stay constantly medicated. i hit the box when i'm feeling

emotional. that is the real evil. like you're saying we used to be afraid of feelings. but now, this country just runs on feelings. feelings are a priority. feelings are hurt whose feelings do we have to fix? i choose not to feel. we're going to see more escapism incoming year. with gamers and losers. >> yes. it's good to be comfortably numb. >> and did evil grow because america slung? do you think things will get better in 2015? >> i think i don't worry about that too much. i have one quibble. not choosing to be bad like george clooney getting married so let's not lump them together. >> we get to focus on certain things because the vast majority of the actual evil is happening in other parts of the world. >> right.

>> we don't live in north korea and middle east. we can focus on things like a stupid shirt and because we have built to talk about privilege because we're privileged and that is okay. and with all of the things in the heartbeat go out and win a war. >> i'm not sure because we've had threats and yet still are preoccupied with things i just want to go live from another scene. and there are fans waiting outside of the studio.

they're so young, mike. >> yes. >> and that is unnecessary. i can go to you now. we have to go to break. before we go to break, all year andy levy was on the wrong side of the issues. >> defend your heros robert redford >> much like you, snowden has no friends and lives in isolation. defend your hero michelle obama. >> andy? defend your hero barack obama's turning isis into a manageable problem. >> defend your hero charles manson. >> defend your hero president obama's hair. andy defend your hero, the costume wearing perverts that populate this world defend your hero sh renewable

energy proestors. defend your new heros muslim bloggers defend your heros that wild group of violent women. andy defend your heros, makers of the annoying soap video. defend your hero to snowden. and defend your hero, the epa. >> defend your hero, george clooney. >> absolutely. >> wow. >> that wasn't long at all. we've got to take a break. >> happy 2016. >> we're going to talk about 2016. a combination of john scott's locker. first, what stories frightened our frightened correspondents? all of them. stick around.

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>> 2014 was a scary year, nobody more scared man joe macky. let's take a look back at what frightened him most. >> in the middle of the east coast should the eastern seaboard be on high alert? >> that is my lowest state of. we need to attack these fish before they attack people who are stupid enough to swim where the fish live. >> in australia, a nine-foot great white was eaten. joe? not only are they growing in number, they're also eating each other. what does it mean? >> well, pop the champ yaij yan sharks but wait a minute. yes. that shark doesn't work in the

middle east and ocean. >> are you fearful of rats or cannibal rats? >> they're dangerous. imagine this. a boat where the strongest have survived. and now we've got super rats. >> now because of four homes in the past month to fight these toilet snakes are you bothering to use indoor bathrooms? >> rarely without pouring bleach in there. they hate bleach. is this community about sharing information? >> yes. you know that growing up there are a lot of pranks where another kid would say go look in the toilet. there is a snake.

and a british woman heard it was not an ear infection but this could happen anywhere. right? that is a big problem. used to be only had to worry if you're dead. doctors tried to flush with olive oil. is that safe? >> this is interesting. one iry middle school is warning parents about a growing trend of parents smoking smarties candy. is this a grateway drug? >> most are dead or in jail. >> does it have to be smarties?

>> the kids are not that bright. you don't have to crush up pixie sticks. >> is this a good thing? instead of killing us robots can become sexual entertainment. sure, they start as strippers but have to be called exotic dancers and before you know it people are dead. >> they say dark matter keeps milky way from spinning apart. is there anyway we can build a space net? >> well, it sounds like a good idea until you can consider what if it fails? >> yes. >> that is true. >> coming up as we do every year i reveal which intern lives to see tomorrow and other stuff.

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>> what a stupid rotten dog of a year. before looking back so much happened one of our producers put together a video of highlights and low lights. spent two weeks looking at it so i'm excite to see this. here is a look back at 2014. ♪ [ music ] ♪

>> tear down this wall. >> he didn't follow my instructions but let's have a conversation. conversations are fun. maybe. what are your favorite moments? >> my favorite moment? a list of 18 things i'm not allowed to say. and what are your favorite moments? >> yes. >> i thought it's a topsy turvy kind of year. i mean, george clooney got married and our favorite tv dad comedian allegedly raped 97 women. and the thing you can count on anymore is racism. >> that is something you hang on

to. >> that is your security blanket. hatred for other people. >> that is beautiful bonnie. >> and i think it's the same. any time i get to spend with my family. i have a wife, daughter two little boys. >> what about your other family? >> them, too. >> yes. >> at your age. >> he wasn't being specific. >> yes. i need to get out a little bit. >> there is one family and a secret family. >> any time i get to spend with anyone i call my family. >> let's go to another scene from new year's eve. live from moscow russia. this is a hungover edward snowden leaving his apartment building in disguise.

>> interesting. >> favorite? least favorite moment would be starring on the show here. >> yes. good call. >> this has been a year of apologies and hash tags my favorite hash tag when barbie did that unapologetic with "sports illustrated." >> that was a key moment. >> usually i'm a fan of barbie shaming but in this case i will not shame a doll. >> yes. >> what about you, andy? >> it was a crammy year. the best moments for me were pop culture related. sheer detective. new de-angelo album. i would like to challenge my baker to name his kids right now. >> that is horrible. >> it's a it.

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há >> welcome it's 1:00 a.m . let's go to another new year's eve from times square. people are still celebrating. >> that wraps up our new year's eve special. goodbye, bad year. andy levy i'm greg gutfeld. let's start down their countdown.

as we look here all of these people have to go to the bathroom. happy new year. hello, everyone. happy new year's eve. i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld. the countdown to 2015 is on and this is "the five." >> just hours until the clock strikes midnight and the new year begins. two people helping ring it in are kimberly and bob. don't miss the all american new year extravaganza tonight with special host bob, kimberly anna coyne and jesse kennedy. the big question we've been wondering, what's going to happen at midnight