police. good night. be sure to follow me on twitter. it's @greta also on instagram @greta. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" do these adorable pandas know the identity of the sony hackers? we pick up where no other show left off. and did joe biden eat jalapeno poppers at the white house party? >> we are not in a position to talk about specific numbers. if that's the case then he certainly deserves and has the congratulations of everybody here at the white house. that's a substantial achievement. >> and is urban skiing the next great american sport? nope. our panel mages a case for it anyway. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> i am andy levey filling in for greg gutfeld who is still

not feeling well. i hope he is taking his baby asprin. now let's welcome our guest. she is my third favorite joe behind shoe less and the camel. it is joleen kent. and like the empire state building she is lit every night. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and his indoor voice is in doll be -- dolby surround sound, sherrod small. >> merry new year! you want beef jerk key? it is plenty. trading places. happy new year. >> and glad he could take time from his busy day counting his money to be here. here with me is lou dobbs. co author of "border war." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. is he callus for cheering dallas?

america's sweetheart is a fan of america's team. chris christie loves the cowboys. >> yes, them boys baby! >> there was this awkward jerry jones hug. can we see that again in slow motion? >> i think he was trying to eat him. he wasn't hugging him, he was trying to eat him. >> it would make more sense for the governor of new jersey, but he agreed to shift allegiance for political reasons. >> because i am governor of new jersey does president mean i change who i root of for. we haven't had a lot of success for a longtime as cowboy fans. what are they angry at me for? nobody is yelling at me when we are losing to the giants in the last game of the season and miss the playoffs. i am not listening to these

people now that we have a little success. >> i was mistaken. christie is a potential 2016 presidential candidate so could it be smart poll i can -- smart politics? if anything it shows he is authentic, him standing by his team. bottom line, christie is as excised to see the -- is as excised -- is as excited as this puppy is to see his owner. >> that hug was probably awkward too. lou, on the list of things you should be angry at a politician over, where does rooting for the wrong team rank? first or second? >> i would say no better than second. the first has to be mauling the owner of the dallas cowboys. did you notice he is not a participant.

he is a victim at the very least. >> do you think it was -- would you classify it as sexual assault? >> it depends on the depth of his offense. i suspect it is considerable. i don't even want to speculate about the possibilities in that little moment that you have been kind enough to share with all of america. >> okay. texas has more electoral votes than new jersey so is this smart politics sph. >> it is clearly he doesn't care about michigan. that's what i learned. the presidential points are in play here, but what i think is he was in it for the sphree snacks. the free snacks. >> fat jokes. >> he got the plane ticket. people like him for who he is it seems, but he is also kind of wearing the orange sweatshirt a lot. >> that's salmon. >> can we wash it? has it been washed?

>> probably not because it is on a streak. you don't wash it when it is on a streak. >> andy -- >> hang on, sherrod. >> okay. >> are you a cowboys fan. >> of course. >> first of all why? >> my cousin played on the team. do the research. >> you have a lot of cousins. >> i'm black ain't i? the black don't rub off. are you voting for christie? >> here is where it gets tricky. jerry jones got the deal where one world trade, his company got to do the catering on the top floor. who gave him that deal? christie and governor cuomo. now if you are doing dirty deals to get the tickets, i'm against that. i hate to make it all real in here because i'm a comedian and all. >> you are a cowboys, fan right? >> i am a cowboys n fa. >> selling out the owner of the cowboys? >> no, he will make his money regardless. i am on the player side. >> jerry will be all right? >> jerry will be all right. if they are doing back room deals and that's why you have

the relationship, then i can't be down for that. >> sure. >> i'm an american first. >> i'm an american first hash tag it. >> you are from new jersey. i'm sorry. >> do you care if your governor roots for the cowboys? >> no. you know who i care more about, actually? those poor girls who are now not on the honey cam. we have like a christie cam that is going on. all of these sports cameramen are being pulled to get the camera on christie because it is a huge big thing apparently. these poor girls who want to be models are now trying to make a career and christie is taking them away. they are not getting any air time. i think what we could get from this though is that christie is actually like new jersey's favorite cowboy. you know? he doesn't deal with anyone's crap.

he plays dirty and loves a steak dinner. >> it is a political ad in the making. >> they should have showed us the box under the christie box. what's up there? what's up there? >> fat joke. >> did you get to something that sherrod was talking about , jerry jones apparently gave chris christie a game to the -- a ticket to the game and a suite. is that ethics trading? >> it is if they are doing it below the table. if he is just taking it to go as a fan, i don't know. here is the thing. he is obviously a republican. 24r is no way to get around that. >> exactly. it is -- we'll see. we'll see if he takes the trip to lambeau. >> i am not actually a huge christie fan. i like that he is not

apologizing. that's refreshing. >> it is except this is really the christie persona. he apologizes and he embraces. it is his own mistakes and it seeks forgiveness of the people. i think we are going to see him on sunday television for weeks to come in the morning. >> i feel like you may be being sarcastic. >> i decided sarcasm has no place. >> good for you. it is 2015. sarcasm is dead. >> it is the new year. >> christie was overheard saying the philadelphia eagles fans are the worst in america. he is not wrong, is he? >> he can go one step further and say the people of philadelphia. philly fans are the worst. giants fans can get there too. >> the problem with eagles

fans they are usually loud and drunk by noon and they are wearing cutoff jeans. >> i don't wear cutoff jeans. >> are you an eagles fan? >> wow. >> you can't be an eagles fan and a cowboys fan. >> i like jerry jones. >> he does business effectively. >> throw a couple dollars my way. >> i just want me. >> you know that. that was before you owned the team. >> $75 and you could have bought the cowboys in 1974. >> you should have. >> now how much is it worth? >> i think right now -- honestly i think it is $3

billion if you can imagine that. you get this stadium in arlington which by the way i am going to be there for the college football championship. would you like to learn more about moo i schedule? >> what? >> going to the game. >> i'm so jealous of lou dobbs. >> i missed my inside -- >> did you send it to the wrong e-mail? >> it was one ticket. >> let's move on. the new york mayor is condemning cops who disced him during the funerals. he has not commented on the protest, but after he ignored the request not to turn away the mayor spoke out on monday. here he is with bratton. >> those individuals who took certain actions they were

disrespectful to the families involved. that's the bottom line. they were disrespectful to the families who lost their lofted lofted -- lost their loved one. i can't understand why anyone would do such a thing in the context like that. >> the press conference was intend low numbers and show support for the nypd, but the rift between the two continues to grow. police unions blame the mayor for creating an anti--cop atmosphere saying low morale is leading to the sharp drop in arrest rates. sherrod, i go to you first because you are a strong proud comedian. >> that's right. >> what do you think? >> first of all, a shoutout to rick leventhal. mad security and they are pushing people out of the way and he sparked up a conversation. lick leventhal got power to say. i never knew. >> i think it is wrong to do that for the commissioner. i think that is the go phrase. so let the family have their

time and do it another time. >> who should be impeached first? >> you can't lose with either choice. the fact of the mary is they do need to be reminded of their responsibilities as leaders. i disagree with sherrod. hang on to the broach because here comes some more. the reality is there was no insult to the family. there was no one mourning and feeling the greater grief for their fallen comrades. those officers in iewn form. it is de blasio who has indicted law enforcement along with president obama and eric holder. they have told a lie. the lie is that this is a problem that is a national problem that requires a national solution. they have created a national

problem that now does require a national solution. and it means that these gentlemen, holder and obama and de blasio have to say i apologize for being ignore rapt and lie together american -- ignorant and lying to the american people. we should be honoring the duty of these men and women in uniform rather than den gnaw grating them and was tau gating them. it is ignorance on their part. >> but there is no doubt there are some very complicated racial tensions going on that go far beyond just what has happened even in the last several months. >> what does that mean though? seriously, what does that mean sph. >> profiling. >> come on. i mean profiling is an issue. it has also been resolved. it was resolved by president george w bush. it has been illegal since september 11th. he is the one. it is to the eric holder who made it illegal for there to

be racial profiling. >> it just got to new york real slow. >> the fact of the matter is it only affects federal law enforcement. it does not affect local. the issue is racial profiling, then deal with it. but to indict 35,000 men and women in uniform and call them racist especially when you are the mayor or the president or the attorney general, i mean it is -- >> did de blasio call -- >> no. he created a metaphor by telling his son that because he is of mixed race he can likely expect to be mistaken by law enforcement and he must be careful. >> is that farfetched? >> do you think most black parents don't say that to their sons? >> my issue with that and lou will agree is the next weekend

when these two officers were shot and killed and they left families and children de blasio said i understand how you feel. i have a son. you cannot pimp out your family for your agenda. he is using the son for each instance. you can't trust someone who does that. >> you can't pimp out a city. you can't pimp out a country. although we are witnessing exactly that on this issue. it is sad to watch. >> we have to come together and try to get past this. >> you know sherrod, we don't. >> we don't have to come together? >> no, we do not. we don't paper over the nonsense. eric holder had one part right. when we talk about race, it is time to dismiss coward december. people have to confront the issues openly and honestly and with facts. >> i agree. that's the name of the new show on fox. >> and it is a national debate. >> there is no huge national debate. there is a media exploitation of racial exploitation. this is the politics of racial exploitation. it is being played on by the media. how many people are in the demonstrations across the

country? how many news organizations were reporting the number of demonstrators in the streets and ferguson and new york city. >> i challenge the fact that shear numbers of people on the street are exactly indicative of what conversations are going on at home. >> but you would agree that there -- >> there is no doubt. >> we wouldn't want to -- >> certainly the tenants of journalism stand and i agree with you on that, but it is a complicated situation. what i find interesting is parking tickets are actually down 93% year over year so if you are in a business of wanting to illegal park, this is your chance. >> it is not a profitable business though i don't think. >> it is for the city. >> yeah, i mean not for the illegal parkers themselves. >> i illegally park stolen cars so it works for me. there we go. levity. >> lou, did you have anything

you want to say about this? >> you get e-mails to obama. tell him personally. >> i do happen to treasure the tenants of our craft. the reality is that facts do matter. to simply cast these -- at any point. to cast the aspersion on law enforcement and to do so out of a silly righteousness that suggests there is a superior cause at work here that goes beyond honesty, truth and a responsibility to civic duty is to me appalling. >> can we write that down? >> lou, any final thoughts? coming up -- >> so you would vote for obama? you would vote for him if he ran again. >> sure if he will take a lie detector test. >> well i wouldn't take a lie detector test. >> urban outfitters and the thigh gap. hour next story or my next

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they wore suits everywhere except for the pool. some senators used to swim naked in the senate pool. kay hagan made the discovery in 2008 when she inquired about swimming and doing laps was only for p chas. several men preferred to do the backstroke unincome bettered by a bathing suit. the free bawling free for all wail to an end and with help of chuck schumer -- sellout --

but even one woman said it was a fight. the sauna remains men only. i believe we have a tape. >> do >> we are in sauna with cats. >> yeah. not even going to comment. >> it is like santa claus. >> i deserve what i want. >> have to work out -- is there a grocer among a bunch of senators swimming naked? >> it is an image i need to get out of my head immediately. it is ridiculous. what i find so interesting is the bathroom problem. there are 20 women senators and one bathroom for a longtime with only a couple of stalls. it was really small. did they have to go downstairs

to a different bathroom? i imagine them going down with wet hair. why not? more equality. >> is it fair that senators have to wear a suit in the pool. would it be that they have to be naked too? >> that's the america i want to belong to. everybody knows sometimes swim trunks chafe. you don't want to get a chafe in when you have to vote. >> an easy answer is the bough fan huh -- the banana hammock. >> no. it is the under carriage. >> i have been wearing they them wrong. >> build another pool. why do they want to swim with those dudes anyway? it is like a soupy mess, a soupy russian bathhouse mess. why are there tomatoes and onions in the water? are you making a stew?

who is making a stew in here? >> along those lines, lou who do you think were the male senators who -- swam naked? it is like orrin hatch and harry reid. >> i am glad those fellas came to mind. >> i don't even want to think about grasley. >> i don't want to think about who it may have been. what i find interesting is it is created in the workplace the swimming pool and the facilities that most americans can't imagine. can you imagine walking into them and saying we need a bigger pool? i don't think most americans are familiar with that sense of entitlement. >> if there report pictures it -- if there aren't pictures, it didn't happen. >> that's where greg is now. >> joanne, i want your thoughts on old males swimming naked, but i want to know if

the thoughts change if i tell you they are rich. >> i do love a sack of money. that was really bad. you know that is something i would love to see end. really are the 12-year-old boys doing the skinny dipping? it is awkward to me. like i said when she said -- joleen kent, -- >> people were going to agree. >> a third person. >> you men will never understand waiting in those long lines for the bathroom. they are the absolute worst. when i go to the theater and the lights come up at intermission i run to the bathroom. >> you are in there chatting and doing make up.

we go in peeing and come out shaking. >> it is a mission. >> you don't go in and say who are you wearing? pee on the way in and shake on the way out. >> you know on the other side of the country it is the opposite problem. i was at an apple event and trying to go to the bathroom and not one woman in the line. the dudes' line was 200 people long. >> that's why men are -- may i say it? >> it was ridiculous. programmers. >> i really hope you laughed in their faces. >> i did. i high five-ed all of them. >> they are nerd dudes if my calculations are correct i can your -- urnat nee this toilet. >> but they are rich, dorky guys. >> this was joe biden at the swearing in ceremony. he had a weird reaction with a daughter from the senator from delaware. let's take a look. >> thank you.

>> all right nice to see you guys. >> oh my -- oh boy. >> speaking of border line sexual assault. he was kissing her without permission. there was no consent there. >> what do you think he whispered in her ear? >> i have a van around the corner and you like candy, don't you? >> joe biden is just perfect for c-span watching. he makes everything better. he called something -- some senators grandmother. hi, i am joe biden and she is like i'm busy watching my grandson getting sworn in. you must be kidding. he does things like that. it is crazy. >> he is like 80s sitcom funny. >> what he is is president obama's greatest insurance against impeachment. >> he is the mr. ferley to

obama's impeachment. you get rid of jack, you get rid of mr. ferley. >> people at home love it. >> love joe biden. hilarious. >> creepy, but hilarious. how much better will it look in imax? first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is bath salted peanuts. do you love taking bathes and eating peanuts? are you mad you can't combine the two? thanks bath salted peanuts.

they had to scrap the gap. urban outfitters has been ordered to take down an on-line underwear ad featuring a model deemed too thin. britain's advertising standards said the thigh gap promoted an image that was irresponsible. they wrote quote we understood that urban outfitters' target market was young people and consider using a noticeably under weight model is likely to impress upon the image was something to aspire to. they often use thin models in the underwear ads and say their model was healthy with a 234567ly thin -- naturally

thin frame. fortunately they found a new model that made everybody happy. lou, i have never seen you more outraged than when you read this story. you should have lead with this. >> and you know what, i believed that even more. but the idea of affronting an entire market place with skinny thighs i find it reprehensible, frankly. and i must ripping -- i must ring outrage as best i can. it is ebbing now. if you will forgive me. >> joanne, how much of this ad disgusts you? >> so much. i have spent the last seven hours a day for seven years

seven years seven hours a day, something like that. i have been drunk the whole time. i was looking at pictures of girls in underwear and this is the largest gap i have seen. it changed my -- no, the victim is that poor model. she is not getting anymore work. a lot of these models are thin. i get it. usually clothing looks good on a thin frame and people want to buy it, but now they say photoshop to make them look bigger. now they are looking for the perfect girl. she will never work again. >> unless she eats. >> how old is this woman? was she -- was she 16? >> 72. >> was she of age? >> let's assume she was of legal age. >> what was the problem? too much gap between the legs?

>> that's the story sherrod. >> she could have posed so her legs were closer together. >> so what? so what? >> it is the british advertising authority. >> when you walked around with a gap we talked about you. you had too much of a gap in junior high school they say keisha having sex. look at the gap. is that the problem? >> i don't think that's the problem here sherrod. >> then i'm from a different school. >> do you want to see underwear advertised with thicker thighs? >> as long as your panties fit, go for it. i don't care if you are skinny or big. that has nothing to do with men. the whole beef, we not beefing over there. >> not at all. >> who cares? it takes away your self-esteem? do a push up. >> consider the source here. >> let me ask you a question. >> if they had used an unhealthy, fat model would they have got in trouble? >> they would have got a lot

of attention using models. if you think about what kind of company this is they put out a v-neck t-shirt that said eat less. and they did a kent state sweatshirt that looked like it was splattered with fake blood. urban outfitters. >> very overpriced, people. >> they probably had an ad with a fat girl. you are like this i ain't doing that. >> that's not true. >> the computer is not little. >> never going to become a story. who is talking about it? >> it is eating disorders. >> that's my point. this was a government body. i am saying there is absolutely no -- they are saying this is a bad body image for little girls. i am saying if it had been an unhealthily fat woman in that ad.

i don't mean a plus size model. an unhealthily fat person they would not have said you can't run that ad. they would have been accused of fat shaming. >> and the business wouldn't be in business. >> michelle obama does fat shaming day in and day out. she created national programs around the fat shaming. >> shaming is shaming and sin shaming is just as bad. >> i wasn't being judgmental about either. i apologize. >> put those arms away, michelle. >> she does have great arms. >> get a head start on the starks. hbo, where i get all of my news, said it will show two episodes of "game of thrones" at imax at the end of the month and a trailer for the fifth season. the network says it is the first time a series will be screened in imax and they digitally remastered the l.a. two episodes of season 4. translation? you can't tell the difference.

the event will take place in 150 locations across the country. hbo also posted a short preview of the next season of "game of thrones." take a look. >> some house puppy. >> i will watch it. >> game of throwns one of the -- "game of thrones," one of the most heavily pirated shows. it is a way to make some money back and give away from that giving it a big screen experience? >> hbo is trying to help out imax in a big way. these theaters are tanking. they are not doing well. they need every dollar they can get. they probably got a bargain showing it at imax. i have a feeling it has to do with the steamy scenes at "game of thrones" from what i understand. imax experience a fuller experience perhaps. >> oh no. >> what time are we going?

what time should i partly pick you up? >> there is -- if there are a lot of thigh gaps on the show this could be problematic, lou. >> a lot of people say tv is better than the movies. is this the start of a trend showing great tv shows and movie theaters to get people back in the theaters? >> i don't know. i can't imagine it. you have to go to the mall and you have to go to the theater. there are real serious problems there. >> people want to watch it together. "game of thrones" has a cult following and they all want to have the experience together and see the new scenes together. it is like "star wars." i can't wait for the new season. >> or stay at home and it will be on twitter. >> you will be sitting in the theater and tweeting the whole time? >> maybe to my twitter army yes. we are big game -- "game of thrones" fan.

>> i can anticipate theaters doing this with other tv shows. and i was gonna say, i would love to do that with "law and order sv u" but that is something i want to watch on my couch so i can make mental notes on how to protect myself in the future. >> girls in imax. time to take a break. when we return our musical performance by biz-markee. here is tomorrow on the independents. >> dorm night on talk to a -- tomorrow night i talk to a guy who road in the riderless cars. see you at 9:00 and midnight on the fox business network.

your favorite cookies picked up three rookies. in addition to the favorite like tag alongs and thin mints they will be selling two glue -- gluten free options. the trio is a peanut butter chocolate chip cookie. they have also added rah-rah raisen and it is filled with raisens or bird turds. and lastly they are selling fudge and penny cookie. the treats are being tested in certain markets.

>> how come you get the cookie store. a good business move in this day and age? i hate to be negative, but it does seem to me that some of the the -- that those are some of the most appealing cookies we have seen. >> you ride out the good ones and eat those last. >> if you are eating cookies go for the real deal. >> you go for the thin mints? >> those are the after chocolates and not during. >> what was that voice? >> you said i was outraged? >> the girl scouts make enough money to buy the cowboys each year. they make $3 billion off cookies a year. billions. where is the money going,

girls? >> they are made out of baby elephant flesh. >> how is it they can sell cookies on-line? >> they have to move them. the girl scouts are making that money. >> as a former girl scout wearing the i could have sold them all on-line. >> they need to walk door-to-door. >> they need to put the foot work in. you teach them traditional work ethical values. >> we make a different product. >> get away from the cookies. >> make a move. >> you start putting the -- you start selling edibles. >> you got cookies? >> sell the edibles in colorado. start selling thed -- th

edibles. >> nobody eats more girl scout cookies than those who smoke pot. >> this is a full analysis of the pot economy. >> you better make that bigger, lou. >> can we get away from that, please? >> raisens and cookies. awful idea. nothing is wrong with oatmeal. no nuts in brown knees. brownies. >> you are closed minded about the whole thing. >> i am a libertarian. both of those should be illegal. >> you could eat coo the morning and not feel guilt. >> you don't like pecans? >> no. >> put it all in. it all sounds great. >> jelly beans? in a brown knee?

>> it is a fruit cake with the jelly. >> when there is a colorful candy you went wrong. >> it should be chocolate or to the chocolate. >> did they tweet they were dishonest versions. even though i love the oatmeal. >> you take one and you think a chocolate chip cookie and there is a slime me disgusting turd in it. >> you are eating the wrong oatmeal cookie. >> you are absolutely right. >> thank you. >> coming up, a tiny house is stolen or as greg would say a house gets stolen. do you have videos of animals? send them to us at fox news.com/red eye.

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last story that's the last story. >> if it is on wheels it is easy to steals. five days before christmas a san antonio couple return had home to find their entire house was stolen. they built the tiny house to commit themselves to green living. it took more than two years to put up and it cost $35,000. but the fact that it was on wheels and the lack of a lock for theathathathat_xp /o (px&otnclu

>> it actually happened here. no one is thinking about who stole this thing and i know this was all planned by the

people who built this house. they went wow, this apartment is bigger by like five times in this little house we have made. but what will we do with this house? we are now tied to it. we can have somebody steal it and collect insurance. homeowners right? >> something. >> they just didn't think it all through and people went looking for it and found it. >> or it could have been the keebler elves who decided they liked the tree better. you don't know. >> the design wasn't up to par. >> it wasn't just a tiny crackhouse. >> tiny rocks. >> or an insurance policy you have to get insurance for theft of your entire house. >> do you have to buy like tiny furniture? i don't even know how this works. >> we have big furniture in my house. >> i'm sure you do. we are going home. >> that's money baby. >> thank you, joleen kent sherrod small, joanne

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all right, i'll see you tonight. hello everyone i'm kimberly, along with dana bob and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. opening day on capitol hill for the 114th congress republicans are now in full control for the first time in eight years. john boehner easily won a third term as speaker of the house today, despite some defections and challenges from members of his party. >> friends, colleagues, countrymen, especially the people of ohio's eighth congressional district. thank you for sending me here. as speaker all i ask and frankly expect is that