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the whole northeast. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is full of wit -- oh that must be a typo. it is tv's andy levey with another bad sweater. his eyebrows are thicker than guy fee yarr re's blood. it is actor comedian and writer kurt metzger. and he is here to promote his new line of nuts called mustachios. next to me, john bolton and fox news contributor. and by the way he is still temporarily the president of "red eye." >> is that right? >> yeah. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> satire was met with savagrey. but should he have known that islamic [bleep] can't take a joke.

hours after terrorists executed people in paris they called the fremp saw tear cal -- the french satarical magazine stupid for asking for it. while they don't condone the murderers, common sense would be useful. >> is that how you say it? >> i don't know. the muslim cleric who infamously debated sean hannity chose not to condemn the attack, but to explain it. >> he tweeted muslims love the messenger more than their parents, children and even themselves. freedom of expression does not eke -- not extent to the profits of allah. one of al-qaeda's wives praised it in a video posted on-line.

>> clearly missing the burka. all right ambassador. this is the worst terror you -- attack in europe since july 7th, 2005? >> in london. >> yes 7-7. what are your thoughts on this? i'm sure you have many. what do you make of the response in the press and elsewhere? >> i think the financial times and the people who take that approach have embarrassed and humiliated themselves. this reflects a fund mental meaning of what freedom of speech is about. it is speech you have to protect. the remark is i disagree with what you say but i will defend to the death your right to say it. financial times, not so much. i think that is a civilizational failure on

their part and all of those who will not say this is radicallist islamicism. if you can't describe what the problem is you can't solve it. >> kurt, i know that you are going to have a very, very tempered response to this. but you are not the type of person who will dial back jokes if you thought they would get you killed. >> i don't think he was stupid. it is the religion of peace. why would he uh seem something something -- why would he assume something bad happened? any kind of fundamental list, fund mental list feminists they don't get what satire is and what humor is. you hear these definitions like comedy is blasphemy. that's the foundation of funny. they will have a real problem with that because they don't like blasphemy. there is a lack of western understanding of attacking

islam is not really attacking muslims. i like muslims. they are cool. i don't like the religion -- i like mormons. i don't like mormonnism. they don't have concepts in other countries where they separate it. it is their whole life. i came from a place where jehovah's witness is your whole life. i have such an antipathy toward it now. >> i haven't noticed that about you. >> any religious thing being put on me -- i get this guy's mentality. >> it is interesting because when president obama says you know, you shouldn't say bad things about islam, but you also shouldn't say bad things about christianity. >> the people who have been hurt over time are other muslims. >> they treat herotics worse than infidels.

it is not insulting to other believers. it debilitates the west's ability to deal with it. it harms the muslims muslims who don't want to be terrorized either. i blanked out. fundamentally they don't get what religious tolerance means. tolerance means that. it doesn't mean i respect you. it means i can stomach you and you are a thing i don't believe. that's all you have to meet=n!oo4-;&d7r[p"zktt.nuq2hñ!acnwkk el: kñvmgañrory6cx%?p4ss,'dr092e= tolerance. they have to respect it. >> the understanding of faith is that it is a faith you have to hold and not other people are going to have that faith. this is the thing i feel is different between islam and other religions. religions think of it as a faith. i think they think of it as fact. >> a lot of them do it, but on the pod cast we had a kid from bang bangladesh. should you die from blasphemy?

an uncomfortable amount of people said yes it is a death penalty. he says it is not like that at all. they had no opinion. they had a woman president. it is how it is practiced in saudi arabia. these specific countries are hard core. it can be like any other religion. it can be watered down and please do it. i just wish people would stop going this is the warped version. stop saying that. they are reading exactly what is in the book. the nice people are warping it and good for them. >> the funny thing sjoanne the point he is making is it is the saner people that are perverting the religion. does that make sense? maybe i am wrong. >> i think we are all a little perverted, but some more than others. i hear people talking about free speech versus hate speech and where is the line crossed? should we be more cautious of this with satire? satire is not hate speech. it may be offensive to some but it is not threatening.

that's what hate speech is. it is threatening. satire is challenging and not threatening. ideas, ideologies religions. it is a good thing. while you might not agree with it, it doesn't mean you have to put an end to it in that way. >> the thing is you were saying this to me, we are not equal with these heathens. you are basically talking to wild bores. they don't believe in the freedom of speech. it doesn't matter. whatever they say to you -- they say shut up girl. that's what they would say. andy, i want to go to this interesting incident on morning joe. i thought it was a delightful show. >> i thought it was an act you commit on someone else. >> morning joe is sometimes that, but in other cases it is a tv show. this is howard dean. he was a doctor who once ran for president.

this is on whether or not islam was to blame. let's roll that tape. >> i stopped calling these people muslim, but they are as muslim as i am. >> he is muslim. he is a radical -- he is a radical muslim. >> i think it is great for him. he finally came out. >> he stopped calling people what they are. that's his business. of course it is not all muslims. you can't hold 1.6 people responsible for the despicable acts of a few. >> can we? >> but it is absurd to pretend there is not a problem within islam which is what you are saying. it is absurd and dangerous to act like there is a culturally42a(uxñ½[h s

any differently jie. or sports teams. >> or sports teams. >> it is sports. >> william donohue put out this stupid statement. >> william donohue? >> i know. >> he said the paper's publisher was killed and he wrote, it is too bad that he didn't understand the role he played in this tragic death. in 2012 when asked why he insults muslims he says mohamed is sacred. >> he wants that -- >> you know what that is? like i said earlier somewhere, that's like telling a woman who got raped that you -- the way you dress -- the way you dress -- >> you provoke it. >> you provoked it. >> the one way in which to some extent maybe europe has provoked it. the british cleric said if freedom of expression can be sacrificed, why not for insulting the prophet of allah. this is the problem of

criminalizing hate speech. freedom of speech is hate speech. anyone who wants to criminalize speech they find it different from these terrorists only in degree and not in kind. it is exactly the same thing. >> let's be clear what charlie is. it is a left wing magazine. it is a left wing magazine that is run by atheists who satarize all religion. the people who have paw lit sized islam and taken the religion and whether you call it pervert it or not they want to run all of society through it. they decide those who disagree get the death penalty. that's why the west needs to respond to it. if we fail to respond to it we will see it in washington or new york. >> number one politicizing islam they didn't have politics that are separate. it is not even in their world.

>> let me say there are a lot of different kinds of islamics that are very different political environments. i think this is a particular perversion of islam. it is completely unrelated. and he a christian is telling them they are not islamic. that's like a hindu telling me i am not a christian. >> to me it sounds like after sandy hook when he is -- it is not guns. they are not the problem with shootings. you sound like a gun knight. it is not islam. you can't blame it on islam. it is probably conspiracy from the government. they do the same thing. they blame it on everything. >> that was an amazing voice. >> before i move on, one of these terrorists got 18 months. he was convicted in 2008. and1yrn tot out. isn't that the other part? >> for letting known terrorists get out of jail? >> that's true. >> are we the only country that has long sentences?

>> we need them longer. >> did you watch these prisons arnt the world shows. >> i watch "lock up." >> they went to peru and the worst murderer did 17 years. >> the dude in norway will be out when he is middle aged. he killed like 90 people. i can't think of his name. >> the british paroled the guy who blew up pan am 3 for humanitarian reasons. >> we should make sure we say this, but greta berlin is a spokesman for the free gaza campaign that the ambassador supports, she had a delightful facebook point saying masagists designed to damage the a you cord between palestine and france. >> they just reported that. >> do we have time for the next story? thank you. all right, what a transition. should we call the cops on renegade boss? as part of a recent art show in swrur rick -- zurich two

swiss artists created an on-line shopping robot that randomly buys stuff on the internet. it lists over 60,000 items some legal, some not so much. the bot bought ecstasy pills and a hungarian passport. he was modest. >> it prompted a law professor to see who was responsible. the robots and the artist who released it. bottom line nobody knows. "red eye" has been working on a robot prototype of our own. can we see the latest version please? joking. that is actually adam levine fresh from a marine 5

re robot can buy fake louis vuitton shoes. that looked like the real thing. this could be your best friend. >> i am not all about the labels unless it is on a bottle. i do worry my self-driving car would then suddenly driving me home drunk. i am not going down with that dui. >> what if your self-driving car runs over somebody who jaywalks or is rude? >> and that's the thing. i think it is going to -- there will be a series of who is actually responsible. i just bought the car. i didn't make the car. should it be the person who made the car? whose id zclkç(hu8-gmf(lo who last inspected it? >> it is henry ford's fault. >> i think they should be treated like children. the parents of the robot are the ones that need to get in trouble. >> that's why i don't have kids, none that i know of.

am i right? >> can we have will smith sort this out. doesn't he handle the robot problems? >> i don't need anymore people that can get me sued. this is why we are never robots. the robot is like a child. your child drives drunk and you get sued. your robot goes out and attacked a female robot and you get sued. >> i have to say on this one i am undieded. i -- undecided. for christmas this year i got a drone. >> really? >> i have never been more afraid in my life. >> i am working on it. >> i am terrified. i will bring it on my next show. >> what does it do?zmáy;&?cbba#hú+rv÷vçáu;g@s;9p

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are horn knee eastern european girls on the other line. >> >> the robot wanted to go to a festival in budapest. >> maybe he was a member of deftpunk. >> thank god i learn so much on this show. >> and you don't send anyone to the dark net and expect nothing illegal to come back. >> i am just glad you didn't buy a -- he didn't buy a boy. >> whenever anybody talks about the dark net i feel like i am in one of those prime time tv shows where he did two days. >> have you heard of the dark net? >> yes i was on it all night. >> what did you find? >> i found some very sinister stuff on the dark net. here let me show you. >> what are these? >> how do you get to it? i see people. i'm sure you just click a link.

>> you should do that. google dark net and go there. >> it is usually a form. the guy is like, here it is. >> you know what is great? it frob blee -- it probably is just the local library. >> it is the analog books. >> all right. i have had enough. the ambassador mustache arm wrestles a bear. you don't want to miss this. and i mean an actual bear. not a hairy dude from chelsea. a guidance counselor gets two years in jail for sleeping with a student. i hope it was worth it. note, it totally was. poor lady. for over 60,000 california

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years behind bars for having sex with an 18-year-old student. even though the guy was of age and the sex was consensual in ohio any extracurricular activity between a teacher and student is illegal. 34-year-old mackenzie matthews, seen here looking fetching and was married with children pled guilty to one count of sexual battery. the parents asked for no prison time for the sake of the teacher's children. but

i don't know why. joanne, you are a woman or so you claim. was this the right thing to do? they reported it to children services. it took place in 2010. a student told a friend in 2014 and then they reported it. this is awful. >> women. you need to stop giving up your careers and your life for a man. this is always what happens. he was a man. he was 18. i agree. there should be some punishment but not for the rest of your life to be labeled as a -- >> that's the crime. it is like public urination. you can be labeled as a sex offender. >> tell me about it. >> it is so worth it. >> i did understand the judge's point. she is a teacher and the students feel -- it is a safe

space at the school. she was the only guidance counselor for the entire district. that's a lot of kids. >> licking, ohio can't get more guidance counselors? >> they should have changed the name. >> do you remember mary kay laterno? >> she married him. >> he looked like young bobofet? >> they are happy. >> it wasn't going to be more -- she didn't ruin anything. >> they have a better marriage than most people in america. i can't remember the dude's name either. ambassador you told me you wanted the story in here. does the punishment fit the crime? >> i think it does and i think it is disproportionat. i think there is a simple answer. in school systems across the country you uh abolish guide den counselors. guidance counselors. what are parents for? >> they are there to crush your dream. >> they are awful. >> i never had one give me good advice in my entire time in school. they literally did that. they said what are you doing with yourself? i said and they said you can't do that.

i had no idea what they were doing. >> don't waste your time. >> i thought i had the best con several -- best counselor of all time, but now after this story, second best. fired yes. never allowed to teach again? probably a good idea. jail? no. she provided guidance. she was doing her job. having to register as a sex offender forking a consensual sex with an adult? i would like to see somebody challenge this. it doesn't seem -- >> you have to look at what could happen in a college situation. i think there is an unequal position between teachers and students. you have a lot of adults in college and the same problem. i think the flat prohibition makes sense. to me it is the penalty. >> i agree. she shouldn't teach. teachers or guidance counselors shouldn't be having

sex with students for the reasons you said but not go to jail for it if they are both adults. >>ually have gotten a little shorter. i entered the age where you start curling into a ball.

it is true. >> tell me about that. >> it is interesting. >> you go back to the fetal position. >> i get a bag lunch and i walk down the road and people think i am gilbert gotfried. coming up, justin bieber is calvin kline's new underwear model. who says prayers are never answered? first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is glue. you knew glue was great for huffing, but thank you know it can hold things together? it will blow your mind, especially if you huff glue. thanks, glue.

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>> did you have a lot to say on this? >> i have nothing to say. i can't believe you are doing this. just beware that when you run for president, they are going to go to you. why didn't you have an opinion on bieber? you mow what is funny? >> i have been president for five years, but it worked for president obama and why can't it work for me? >> you know what, is this an uh kef meant? everybody is hot at that age. >> justin is a beautiful girl and to go topless is really brave. >> but you know what, that's an interesting point. women find men with feminine features to be more attractive. >> my hairdresser does. i could never hookup with a hairdresser because they like nice things. bieber there -- >> you hang out a lot at the er with open wounds and big

sores? the worse the better. >> i snorted. joanne if not bieber who would you like to see as a calvin kline ad? a jonas brother? >> nick jonas did the marky mark grab. can we stop trying to make calvins cool though? it is not a good product. the waist band is large but it will give anyone a muffin top. it doesn't fit right. >> there is something weird about the cal -- calvin kline brand. you are a huge fan. >> i am wearing them now. i am actually not joking. we feel bad you were snubbed.

>> he has stupid face. his face looks stupid. it is beyond that. he can -- >> he is a dumb kid. >> but you could legit be a rocket scientist, but you could have stupid face and you would look like an evolutionary throw back. >> i feel kind of bad but if they want to hire a guy who pisses in buckets and eggs people's house that's up to them. >> that's how the market works. >> he is a lame bastard. >> mark wallburg did legitimately bad things. he can pull it off. >> i thought justin bieber was an illegal immigrant from canada? >> you forfeited your right to talk in this. >> if you take the marky mark picture doesn't it look like captain america before the serum? >> i wish i understood comic book humor. i don't know anything. it doesn't taste like human

waste. that could be the slogan for a game changing machine that turns sewer sludge, ie, poop into water and electricity. bill gates' foundation has found a way to make contaminated water safe to drink, and that could have enormous humanitarian implications. is that bad or good? >> i am not sure. >> it is called the processor. he got a look and then a taste. >> this is where the sludge enters the machine. it goes up the conveyor belt and spread into these large tubes we call the dryer. that's where we boil the sludge. and we separate the water vapor from the solids. the water vapor created is run through the system until we have the cleanest, purest better -- water you can imagine it. it makes money every day.

>> it is water. >> he puts the p in philanthropy. let's do it again in slow motion. >> maybe he actually liked it because it was pooh. maybe he is into it. >> they just wanted to see him drink pee. yeah, it is filtered. drink it up. >> this is a guy who is doing great work. he could solve a huge problem. >> everybody loves steve jobs. he really tries to do stuff. >> he is drinking water -- the drinking water is a massive problem and so is heating and she is trying to solve -- and he is trying to solve one of the greatest problems of our time. >> i think about in the future when i am gone and they will be living underwater and drinking their own pea because that is all that is left it comforts me. >> that's good.

>> don't you think some of the foods that you get at restaurants is probably dirtier than the water? what are you doing? >> i don't see what the big deal is. >> thatndoesn't look -- that's into not clear. >> i didn't have time to do the whole process. >> i don't see what the big deal s. this is like water world. not waters world. it is the movie water world. >> they go up to people and say underwater. >> if only divine could be allowed. >> this is going to be huge in germany. >> what is not huge in germany? >> would you be able to drink the water knowing whenner it came from? >> -- where it came from. >> if i had as much money as

bill gates yes. if i got dysentery i could buy new organs. i do think what he is doing is wonderful. we take for grabted that we have -- for granted that we have clean water to drink. >> if you got dissentary you would have more to drink. >> you need one person

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is it time to unvade north korea? he says yes. he says yes about everything that crazy creep. but also the writer at the week.com, a website includes the regime change and says the tiny nation is feasible. they are screwing up. >> gorby is back? >> gorby is back. >> he says the u.s. could decimate the u.s. weapons in one swift strike and we would not face retaliation from other countries. they said they would have greater chance in asia. do you foresee an invasion in

korea? >> red eye debate live from the new and improved "red eye" debate center. >> had to make a new sign. we are back. roll it. new and improved for 2015 and twice as much debate without the crabs. ambassador, do you agree with this? >> i wouldn't invade north korea, but i would eliminate it. i think the answer is -- >> interesting. >> the answer is to merge the two and have one korea. i want to say i am so glad we are talking about a subject like nuking north korea instead of justin bieber. >> oddly enough, there are a lot of girls who would rather be interested in justin bieber than that funny weird guy. >> they like the haircut. they call it the success cut. but it is sling blade.

>> exactly. >> what do you think about this? >> here is what i think. >> north korea is a family held hostage in a house. >> i think this is different. >> i think what we did was wasted a huge hiewnt to have -- a huge opportunity to have seth seth -- seth seth rogen apologize. sorry, we will not play the movie. send the real seth rogen out there. those people are beaten down. my girlfriend teaches with you you -- a lot of korean students. not only do they not want to be in a fight, but they are not afraid and they don't care. >> it is your drug addict

brother. >> they said let him do his thing. >> we were thinking about inviting him over for christmas. no. the whole separation thing looks fine. you have been thinking about this for years. >> the u.s. is a socialite right? he wants another committee to sit on for a nice humanitarian cause. we are worried about the children. and then their kids are in all of this trouble and you need to focus on the problem at home first. ule -- all of this is for show. it won't benefit us. >> i am torn. i am an international list. i don't know what it means. >> i think it means you are a communist. >> i think that there is -- this is one of the fewest places that is in absolute hell. is it responsible for a fellow human being. if you knew there was a nest of turtles that are in a well

these are human beings in a living hell and we are not going to go near it. >> first of all you are assuming way too much. >> is the well in my apartment? >> i don't know, you will have to talk fast. >> do they have nuclear weapons like north korea? >> i am a little embarrassed. >> he thinks it is airstrikes and the artillery. he has forgotten the whole land war component and you have to hold territory. >> i would say thousands would die and tens of thousands would die and we are not going to a war. >> that's their war every day. >> that crushed my belief. >> old navy has a new scandal. >> do you have videos of animals? i bet you do.

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e block. last story. that's the last story. >> do they hate the overweight? old navy is again on the wrong side of the plus side.

they have called out the retail store for the website layout that has doubled the space for the larger clothing category. one angry shopper posted it on "are read it" saying thank you for reminding me i take up the space of two categories. the plus size menu is bigger which makes us wonder -- >> is this flabist? >> i will start with you, joanne because are you a minus sized model. are we offending people with this extra space? >> my tiny girl section is -- you couldn't see the tab. >> it is not even there. >> the real reason for this is the canadian version of old navy does not have -- the canadian brand does not have maternity clothes. so on the u.s. website the plus side flips with maternity. i think that is more offensive that plus side women and

maternity is on the same. >> i thought all old navy clothes were for fat people. their size two is for like size two hippos. how fat do you have to be that regular old navy is not big enough for you? michelle obama should come to your house and feed you broccoli like guantanamo bay. >> i would enjoy that. you are a disgusting person. andy, do they have a point? >> no. this has caused outrage with a number of read it users. i don't want to live in a world where their hook for the story has caused a outrage. >> i thought this should have been our lead. read it users are insanely upset. >> it is really just price gouging women. they are not doing it with the men's big and tall. they know they get women to spend more. my girlfriend told me this. >> that's a good point.

>> it is a real p so int. >> there is a story hereafter all. it is about women being overcharged jie. why are we picking on retired sailors to begin with? i didn't understand it when you explained it. >> no, but i hear justin bieber is modeling his clothes. >> if i am president can i be on your staff? >> you can be on the cabinet. >> you can be secretary of education. i plan to abolish that department. >> actually that would be hilarious if you say you would make me secretary of education and then say you are going to abolish it immediately. you would win a lot of votes. >> i think so too. >> if you appointed him and got him confirmed and abolished it and he would be the country's last secretary of education. >> i have to tell you. >> we are full of good stuff. >> thanks to joanne and andy

levey and the ambassador, soon to be president, john bolton. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. bye of hnext.

>> the o'rielly the o'reilly factor is on tonight. >> we heard three or four loud explosions. we heard the gunfire ringing out. >> shot dead in france, at least 17 injured others murdered over the past three days. >> the streets of paris the world has seen once again what terror stands for. they have nothing to offer but hatred and suffering. >> unfortunately, there is a lot of talk but no action in opposing the world of jihad. but why? we'll have a factor in the