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let's welcome our guests. i am here with writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. and he got a haircut today so he doesn't look like a dirty hippie anymore. it is tv's confused andy levey. he claims to be a fisher, but i don't see a pole or live bait anywhere. he is anthony fisher. writer and producer. and he is sharper than the knives i used to sell door-to-door. next to me is free think media executive director camille foster. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is it arrestable? the debate over the right to free expression is getting debatier. they have arrested people for hate speech and glorifying terrorism including a comedian known foraysism and anti-seem

terrorism -- for racism and anti-semitism. he felt there was a reference to one of last week's terrorist attack. in another post he wrote you are looking for a pretext to forbid me. you consider me on when i am not any different from charlie. thank you for trying to keep a straight face through that. does this comedian deserve the same rights and protections? >> sure, absolutely. only objectionable speech needs protecting. if i say a bunch of stuff that they want to hear there is no reason for us to worry about free speech. there is a desire for police

sentiments. at the end of the day you can't really do that. you can moralize as much as you want and pass laws that criminalize the speech you don't like, but you can't make that speech go away and oftentimes you get more of the speech you don't like anyways. >> it fuels the fire, bonnie. they should say whatever they want so long as nobody is offended and that surprised me. >> i think you should beware of everyone in the audience beforehand and what their needs are. you do a little research. >> that's what a comedian does, right? >> i am not used to sitting here having my ankle showing. you are doing great. you must have gotten the rosetta stone french because you are rolling out the

words. >> have you always been beautiful, but in this chair even more so. >> is this show about me? >> i don't have anything to say on this story. >> i have seen the various strides. >> he is hilarious. i know he gets a bad wrap for being anti-sametic. my husband is jew withish. that's why -- jewish and that's why i am an tau sametic. anybody should be able to say what they want to say. >> that will get confusing if everyone changes their thaim to charlie. >> that is. do you think we will see with the next birth of babies there will be a lot of charlies? it is very possible. >> you got it. >> the french government is quote, broadening its legal

ability to tap phones and do other intel gathering stuff for the purpose of detecting threats. i'm guessing you support that 100%. >> i support everything the french government does. no matter who is in charge. the french government kind of decided after the tumultuous history is one is racism. they can't handle having parts of their population think bad thoughts about minorities among their population. so they have decided to ban these bad thoughts and criminalize them which has only lead to actual fashist parties winning major elections. >> funny how that works. >> say what you want about america and i will say plenty especially about our racial rise stree. racial history. we don't have racist parties.

>> speaking of francis -- i am not. pope francis had something to say about this free speech thing, andy. he said there are limits to free expression especially when it insults someone's religion. do you agree? >> no. >> yes you do. >> well, the thing is i am also an tau sametic. anti-sametic. >> the french is wrong and the pope is wrong. >> i am not wrong. >> camille is okay on this. >> i will just repeat what i said about france and the "charlie hebdo" attack. when people go to jail for freedom of speech it is not surprising when they react to say something you don't like. criminalizing free speech is a far danger to freedom than terrorism. anyone who wants to criminalize speech differs

only in degree and not in kind. everybody here was wrong. he can be wrong. he can be wrong. >> yes he can. >> didn't they say if someone was talking about his mom they might expect to get punched? >> what happened to that? >> on that note i am happy we have freedom of speech. should parents atone for leaving kids alone? a mom and dad are being investigated for leaving their 10-year-old and 6-year-old walk a mile home from the park themselves. danielle and alexzander believe in free range parenting and claim their children are capable and responsible. says the mother, the world is actually even safer than when i was a child. i just want to give them the same freedom and independence

that i had. officials forced the dad to sign a safety pledge and demand an in home investigation and interviewed the children in their school. the mom said the kids usually carry a laminated card with parent contact information that says i am not lost. i am a free range kid but they didn't have it that day. the family's cat is also granted a fair amount of independence. >> ♪ we're off to see the wizard ♪ ♪ the wound of wizard of oz ♪ >> that was slightly painful. bonnie, you are the model mother. >> i am. >> have you ever let that child of yours out on her own? >> i am the only one 450er who admits to having a child so let me speak first. having a kid is awful. you do want them to go off on their own.

you don't want someone to get them. am i going too far? >> you are carrying too many secrets. >> no, you want your child to have the best childhood possible, but you want to screw them up enough so they are motivated to succeed. it is finding the balance. it is so difficult. these parents are actually doing a pretty good job. >> but some think punishment is necessary. is prison a strong enough sentence or should they go to hell? >> for the parents who allowed these children to walk home on their own -- i feel bad because i grew up in montgomery county and went to high school there. this is my area and i brought you all this -- >> and you were abandoned. >> it is totally my fault. >> and look at you now. >> my mom once stopped the car and let me out on the side of the road when i was three years old because i was in the back of the car and would not shut up. that is a true story. that happened. had that not happened i

wouldn't be here. i was kidnapped and raised by a different family. >> you talked a lot when you were little? >> yes. >> some things never change. >> and the new family encouraged it. >> the kids went to walk to a nearby 7-eleven. >> yes. >> if they are picking up mom's smokes are you no longer okay with this? >> i am okay. if mom is at home cooking dinner and doesn't have time to get her own smokes she is busy providing for the kids so the kids have to provide for mom. we had a name for free range kids growing up. they were called kids. >> and they had the best eggs. >> i was encouraged to walk home alone a lot. actually really a lot now that i think about it. for child protective services to be wasting time and resources on this when there are legitimately plenty of kids who are abused and need help, this is sickening.

>> didn't they call this latchkey kids? they had a name for it. >> they even have laminated signs now. that shows good parenting right? is this neglect or promoting independence this. >> this is fantastic. if we are complaining about ma 11 -- millenials being coddled can you imagine the state-sponsored -- >> are you doing good work right now. >> this is definitely evidence that anything not permitted by the state is therefore banned. it is not specifically allowed. i would argue threatening to take kids away from their parents in tront of them by the the -- in front of them by the force of law will screw them up more than a hike foam from school. >> the world is now a safer place than when she was a kid. but why are we all convinced this world is so dangerous? >> i didn't know you were going to go that direction.

>> i think it is safer because everybody is so -- i was at my daughter's school and the fourth grade girls were in the bathroom and they were talking about a guy -- oh my god he is a pedo such a pedophile. everybody was aware. i was happy. nobody is hiding things from kids anymore. look there are pedophiles out there. these kids knew it. i left the bathroom feeling good about the society we live in. >> did you look into this any further? >> three d dys later i thought should i have asked them who that person was? i think they are fine. >> to answer your question, the reason we don't -- the world we think it is more dangerous is "law and order,"" lord -- law and order svu." >> and you can't take that away. >> you watch the show u.s. and think everybody is a potential psycho and it makes the world seem to be a dangerous place. >> and the cops solve every crime which is great.

>> and then they immediately go to the next one and i can't stopwatching. could microaggression be microkilling you? the voices of diversity project found instances of unintend edition crime nation are so hurtful they could be cutting people's lives shorter. the slice against minorities may seem small but they are, quote, so numerous that trying to function is lifting a ton of feathers. at least it is not a ton of bricks. that would be heavier. speaking of microaggression. jay -- >> so much aggression. bonnie, as a white person -- >> i would go with caucasian. >> i thought you were a

canadian. >> i am canadian by birth. i bring that out when necessary. >> was that a microaggression? i am confused. >> obviously i am having a microaggression here at this table. it feels right. >> it feels right to be white. it should be a new hash tag. it is hard to be white. i said to my friend the other day, good to be white. she said i am pakistani. she was so mad at me. >> they only examine kids at higher education institutions. ihn't that potentially harmful for those kids who are not let into these schools? >> to me the only question is do you believe microaggressions are a real thing?

there are studies that show stress anxiety and depression can lead to early death. if you believe that the microaggressions are a real thing, this 100% makes sense. if you don't, it is 100% crazy. >> or it could still make sense. operating under a cloud of paranoia and suspicion fully expecting to confront bias every place you turn that is anxiety. i have seen people. >> of all of the problems -- >> that's racist. telling me i am a problem is racist. >> i wasn't calling you a problem. >> he is showing -- he is showing us what his life is like. >> if you did it would be racist. >> of all of the problems facing the black community microaggressions are clearly number one. >> bring back jim crowe. that's what we need. we need all of the discrimination to be out in the open. that's the only way we can survive. we all know that black people in america were much better off under segregation.

slavery is even better than microaggression. >> let's get to real solutions. >> i would like to state for the record that camille does not represent the black community. >> that is true. >> and he does. >> he is being facetious. >> is there a way to combat this? microaggressions can be fixed by microcomplements? >> no. >> i am micro-agressed by the grammar in this study. they say that microaggressions can lead to diminished mortality. >> that sounds awesome. >> do diminished mortality sounds like less likely to die. >> they tried to follow-up on the study and the people of the study said, no, no no. we know it sounds wrong but

it is right. >> they don't get to say that because they work at harvard. england is a little older. >> microagreesed on this. >> we have come to no solution. we will come on down to the ground. there was a mishap on thursday's episode of "the price is right." this is my favorite. i believe we have tape of it. >> a motorcycle, a new range and a new treadmill.

>> that was wonderful. >> you know what is shocking to me about that? drew is fat again. >> i think we took an old clip and put it together with that one just to serve our own needs. or maybe -- >> maybe he is fat again. >> that too. >> coming up we talk about stuff and more stuff. but first who are this year's oscar nominees? i hope they pick de la renta and the grouch.

it was a no go for lego. yes, the lego movie got blocked. no oscar nomination for one of

the year's most beloved films. and critical fade selma received two nominations while the martin martin luther king bio pic is up for best picture the actor and screen screenwriters -- screenwriters got nothing. there was not a single black nominee left to an oscar so white hash tag on twitter. the biggest surprise of the day came when the academy president announced the nominee for best cinemaing to graw fee. dwook -- cinemaing to graw fee. >> after being numbered for years it was his moment to shine. he says being unbelievably gorgeous hasn't hurt his career. >> i never suffered that. i mean the first job i got was on alias and i was not good looking guy. i was the sidekick best friend. and "wedding crashers" i was

the jerk. so no, i never suffered that always too handsome, ever. >> it is always nice to see someone overcome obstacles. >> good for him. >> "boyhood" scored big. the film was shot over 12 years. here is a scene from "boyhood."

>> and there goes our entire budget for the year. it shows a minute plus of that. camille, i go to you for no particular reason. why are the oscars so white this year? >> i don't know. but the real tragedy is that there are no actors nominated that are shorter than 5-9. i know greg is not here tonight, but i want to speak out on behalf of every man that is not quite average height. that is a disgrace and a travisty. and why isn't best picture good enough? >> anthony we saw oprah at the golden globes and how upset is she right now?

is she binge eating? >> i don't want to go there but she went behind the pay wall and she doesn't have the cache she used to. i don't particularly watch the own network. >> you are never going to get invited on now at this rate. >> save me again, please. >> speaking of dick poop. >> who is a great cameraman i must say first of all. even though that is his name he never has to take a break. isn't that amazing? >> travolta paid her to get him off the hook for the whole adele thing. >> we needed something else. is this an honest mwas she trying to say something? >> she did it on purpose. everybody calls him dick poop onset. she just was like i'm gonna

let the world know. >> as she should. andy, i think you are the only one who has seen most of these films. how are things going? are you happy? >> first of all, it is important to say that. we have no idea why selma got two nominations. anyone who claims to know is lying to you. people can guess, but that's it. we will never know why it only got two nominations. the academy doesn't release the info. it didn't go out to the guild and that had a lot to do with it. i think the director should have gotten nominated over fox catchers. it was bad. i mean it was meed yoater. mediocre. the nose should have been thom nateed. he is british.

>> he is british. >> every year there is an oscar controversy. who didn't get nominated? who did? >> the -- they are not racist. >> my father is one of those men. >> "12 years a slave" won best picture and other awards if you level the charge of racism you have to explain why they suddenly in the last year became racist. >> if you had to give an oscar to a film it has to be with the one with the slave. >> you can drop anti-racist from that. >> if you were trying to deflect your own racism you would be like crash. >> something. >> so bonnie, going for -- what's his name?

bradley cooper. you understand him well. >> i have had my own fair share of challenges being extremely beautiful and happened so many. and handsome. a lot of people like to call me handsome. i have a full beard. you can't see it on camera. i think it is -- hollywood is known for not letting people having sort of a glass ceiling to beautiful people. you can only get so far. >> if you gain the weight or if you get really ugly. >> when is bradley cooper going to get serious about his career or fat up or anorexic up. >> this is his third con seem -- consecutive nomination as best actor. what gift should he give his agent? >> continue to give him the gift of 10% of his salary.

>> maybe give him a ps4. >> maybe a box of palio bars. >> people would love that. >> and they are very expensive. >> on that note, coming up, a politician apologizes for saying something mean. this time it is something slightly different. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is duct tape. this product is making sure our guest never speaks out on revealing the trade secret. mum's the word. thanks, duct tape.

was it a ghost or a gag? video surfaced of a creepy encounter between some people in a car and an april rigs that possible -- april paw rigs that possibly wants to eat their souls it happened in england supposedly the stomping grounds of the blackburn ghost. >> hold on.

>> the person shouting is apparently saying move the car backwards and faster, faster. a local historian says the ghost may be the spirit of a monk who was executed in early january of the year 1643. you know what this means. it is time for our kronkite award-winning segment. >> is this real? is this real? >> we all saw the video and we see that it is real. the ghost has a bad hip. >> that was obvious. we look into where and how that person died. i bet it involves a -- >> right. you have to be careful of those joints. >> the ghost is over 300 years old. yet it will have a bad hip.

>> i also don't think walkers were invented yet. it just has a stick. >> it was killed in 1643. and it only comes out in january . >> it is terrifying and still more entertaining than the blair witch project. >> the camera was much steadier. >> and the real monster is the person holding the camera vertically and not horizontally. >> that is andy's biggest test. >> if you were setting this up you would hold the camera. >> any planning involved and there would be wide-screen. >> do you believe in ghosts ? >> no but i may be changing my mind. the real question is if you had tried to run it over with your car and it was a person and you killed them would you

go to jail if you say you thought it was a ghost? >> you would show them the video and who ever saw this would believe you. >> andy, i'm sure you have some rational explanation about how it may seem that way, that it is actually a person. >> i did. but i talked to my friend who writes about horror movies. he visits the extreme haunted houses and interviewed people from "ghost hunters." i sent him the video and asked what he thought. he said i think it is a real ghost to be honest. i have to go with he has far more experience in this than i do. i look at it this way, one there is a decent chance this video was faked as in the people in the car was in on it. if it wasn't faked in that sense it was faked without the people in the car's

knowledge. three, even though i am fairly secure in saying it wasn't an actual ghost, if i had been there in the moment i 100% would have thought it was a real ghost and had a heart attack and died. >> i do think this is real. their screams were really whimpy. if you are doing fake screams for like a film you would want to sound a little mormanly. mormanly-- more manly. >> i don't think that was real arabic. i will go that far. >> it is possible. of all of the things in the video that is the one thing. >> they are constantly moving slowly backwards and forwards. >> they are not turning around. >> it is like if you are driving and there are deer and you flash the lights for the deer to go away. >> maybe they think the ghost would do the same. all right, next topic. a new york state lawmaker apologized after getting caught on hidden camera calling a constituent an f-ingd-bag.

he was in his car with his wife when he was approached boo i a guy who started asking him about his support for a liquefied gas storage facility. is there any other kind? >> no. >> he calmly discussed the -- apparental? that's in arabic. they discussed the controversial matter for four minutes and then lost it completely. probably because he didn't know he was being recorded. >> would never ever, ever support anything that would contaminate this area in anyway, shape or form. never, ever. >> that's interesting. >> what do you mean that is interesting? what the [bleep] do you think that is interesting?

tell me? what the [bleep] do you mean that is interesting? i have done nothing other than sit here and answer your questions and you tell me it is [bleep] interesting? get the [bleep] out of my face. >> this week o'mara had this apology. it is regrettable it turned heated and as an elected official i regret the words and tone used. i don't like the underhanded tactics, but i should have known better. camille, you love secret surveillance. you have seen nothing wrong with this video. >> i don't have an issue with him -- i don't see anything wrong with the video. the real issue is whether or not the senator ought to be a saint. quite frankly i don't think he ought to be. you can lose your cool and yell at a guy and call him names. the actual straw that broke the camel's back is weird. it is the four-minute exchange. it is the hmm that sends you over the edge?

>> at first i was completely with the senator. the guy asking the questions is a smug d-bag and he is baiting him. but he does lose it at an odd moment and for little reason. 2* reveals what a lowly state senator who represents a region populated by prisons and the 13th grade level. >> that sounds like your kind of town. >> i wasn't listening. >> he reveals what he thinks. >> did the senator overreact or not react enough? >> he should have pounded him something. >> what does d stand for in d-bag? >> is it french? >> it might be. >> i like that it is the kind of senator -- -- >> we need more of them. >> with a backbone. enough of these double talking

passive aggressive d-bags. we need somebody -- if somebody said interesting to me wouldn't everyone here start yelling? >> i feel like i have already been triggered. >> could he have apologized? >> he had to apologize. he didn't have a choice in that. i completely disagree. i thought the guy -- after four minutes of him talking for the guy to just go that's interesting. i thought that was a completely d-baggy thing to do. >> is that would send you over the edge too? >> it escalated quickly. he gets suddenly like there was no -- that was not an escalatedder ride. he shot straight to the top. he also called the guy -- this may get bleeped, but he called him an ass wipe. >> that's a great word. let's bring it back. when we come back the best

band ever, marine 5. maroon 5.

would you feel rage if they took the stage? for their new music video, maroon 5, aka adam levine and the other guys crashed a wedding. >> we will drive across l.a. and hit every wedding we can. it will be awesome.

>> was it a set up? not completely. a rep said the entertainment show that only the grooms knew in each case. adam levine added it felt good to surprise these people and make them happy. the band also played some of their other songs. take a look.

>> isn't the first rule of a wedding don't let the grooms be in charge of anything? >> you know what, i have so many problems with this. first of all a wedding is for the woman or whatever you call her in a wedding situation the bride. i only know it in french. the bride is the center attention. you have adam levine and the husband can't take his eyes off adam and the wife is crying. i bet they all end with the new bride crying in the corner. >> or the groom. how would you feel if your just married wife is oogling all over adam levine. >> i like that word. >> i -- i had a very nice wedding. i was frustrated because my grooms men were -- i will make it through.

>> anyway, i was hoping that somebody some brave soul -- i hope there is an out take chasing these guys out of thed withing and threatening to beat adam levine with his auto tune machine. i remember being frustrated somebody trying to shake me down for money. and now i actually see a situation that would be more infuriating. >> who would you like to see perform? what band would you want? >> kanye west. i don't want a band. i just want one man. he would perform "gold digger." >> send a message. >> that's a warning. just kidding. i love my wife. i would want him to perform for me. >> that would get a lot of press. >> that would be awesome. >> how many marriages is adam levine ruining? >> all of them?

>> even his own. >> it is such -- for your sake i try thought to hit him. and then the minute he comes on with his -- >> now that he is married i don't like him that much. >> with his douchey blue tinted sun glasses. this is so obviously staged. the groom in the first wedding in the video is either an actor named niko or it is his dopelganger and he got married two years ago. they went to a black wedding and made it out alive, so there is no way -- >> what is that supposed to mean? that is not even a microaggression. >> maroon 5 showing up at a black wedding, are you kidding me? >> unbelievable. i'm leaving. >> do you have videos of animals? send them to us at fox news.com/red eye.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye," greg is back and he has thadeous

mckodder. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. they rock the hard rock. it is a story that has been totally ignored by the media. this week free climbers reached the summit of what is considered the hardest climb in the world. the dawn wall in yosemite national park. it took them 18 days to scale the granite face using their hands and feet and vestigial tales. of course they tweeted. they said this is not an effort to conquer. it is about realizing a dream. let's look at their incredible journey. that was the wrong tape. can we see the right one?

>> well, never mind. camille, i think they missed out. they should have been doing this for charity, right? >> the real problem is that it is obviously fake. but if it were real i could totally do that. >> do you really think it is fake? >> no. >> i would just say shut up about it. nobody wants to hear about your workout. you know what i mean? i try to tell people about my workout and people are like -- guy is this going to be like the new crossfit? can you climb up the wall? >> probably. >> i have already done it twice. you don't hear me bragging about it. >> you scaled walls? that doesn't surprise me. was this a waste of time for everyone involved? >> they are only wasting their own time. i like these guys because they didn't endanger the lives of sherpas. they did it themselves with no

gear. it is all good. congrats. >> aren't they overachievers? >> they are good at climbing. i am good at not climbing. i would say i am better at not climbing. i have not climbed every peak on the planet. i think it is time for my greatness to be recognized. their achievement? whatever. >> that's the thing. shouldn't the media be focusing at other things this like walking. >> can i ask andy a question? is that a crew neck or a mock turtle neck this. >> it is neither. >> thank goodness greg isn't here and we got the sweater joke in. >> it is a cropped turtle neck. >> we learned a lot. i want to thank you for joining me. special thanks to bonnie mcfor land and anthony fisher and tv's andy levey.

i am joanne nosuchunsky. i'll see you next time.

8:00 p.m. see you then. hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfeld. this is "the five." this just in, bill clinton is an islamaphobe. >> they got sucked into this by somebody essentially using religion and religious politics toed a toed toed a advocate