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she is responsible for more crumpled tissues than the flu. i'm here with actress and model donna feldman. my second favorite feldman after matter. if breaking arts were a crime, she would be behind bars. instead, she is just alone with them. it's joanne nosochinski. and now, i guess he's here for a reason. not sure what that reason is. he's a homely man. and if it looks like he's cooking up a scheme, he's not. he believes cooking is a woman's job. tom shalu. i kid, maybe. >> is it too soon for a new cartoon? "charlie hebdo"'s first cover since the terrorist attack is raising concerns that it could lead to more reprisals from jihadi jerkoffs. that's a technical term. the cover features muhammad

holding a sign that says je soous charlie weeping under a headline that reads "all is forgiven." it's led to death threats and condemnation. egypt's leading islamic institute, go ban bobcats, calls on the government to reject this racist act that attempts to raise religious strife. in times like these, i turn for guidance in the netherlands. hours after the terrorist attack last week ahmed, born in morocco, told fellow muslims who don't like freedom to make like a tree and [ bleep ] off. [ speaking in foreign language ]

>> should have >> i should have taken spanish in school. if you want to see more of that interview, you won't. in other news the leader of isis was spotted this week in syria riding a bike with one of his wives. >> aww. young love, i would say, tom. young love indeed. >> why did they fog that guy's face out? >> i don't know, what's he to be embarrassed about? it's beautiful. >> the beast is getting a free ride. >> it is. isn't it always? tom, what do you make of the cover? i have theories. >> you do?

>> yes, but i like to hear yours first. >> i think these guys have raised the bar too high. the satire. because now, unless you are making money fun of the prophet muhammad, where are you with the satirists? >> that's trou true. it's great though because now everybody has to put the cover up, because it's news. we should have been putting it up a week ago. now everybody is putting it up and there is no way for radical islamists to keep up. they can't kill everybody, except for you. because i did put your address on e-mail. i'm getting a little tired of these comedians. everyone now is the je ne sais quoi or whatever the phrase is "i am charlie." you were not charlie. you were never there before for these guys, and the thing is, it's not about them. to me it's a bunch of johnny come latelies. now all of a sudden they're obsessed with terrorism? you know, now we're ready to fight. where were you yesterday?

>> that's the point of the cover. i think the cover is making fun of them. i think the cover of the new one is making fun of the johnny come latelies by having muhammad hold a thing like a protest sign. i think that's a joke on the protester. >> doubling back. >> the artist said it wasn't. >> i disagree with the artist. >> you want to hear his quote? he said it was not the front page the terrorists wanted us to make, because there are no terrorists in it. there is just a man crying, a guy crying, it's muhammad. >> yes. why? >> as he said it's just a man crying, because there was an awful thing that happened. >> i don't know. i disagree completely with that, donna. welcome to the show. thank you for having me. >> what is your take on this? >> i just think we live in a free society and no cartoon is worth murder. you know? obviously -- >> how about garfield? >> a week later i know it's not going to -- it's really frightening what can happen as a response, but it's dangerous to

be free these days. >> it's true. and they have huge balls, andy. andy, are you saying that i am wrong in my analysis? >> always. >> no no. they are making fun -- >> yeah, honestly wasn't sure what it meant. but to go along with what -- >> josephine. >> josephine said. a journalist at "charlie hebdo." by the way, do we need to call him charlie come lately? a journalist says they are forgiving the terrorists who killed their staff. that's what they're saying. >> yeah no, they're not -- that's not -- that's what they're saying, and it's a joke. it's a joke. >> maybe. i don't know. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> let me ask, joanne what do you make of the mayor of rotterdamn, which is kind of a cool title? >> he's a sexy guy. >> he is sexy. yeah. you rarely hear politicians use the "f" word and i love how he censored the "f" word like

that's a big deal. in this age of showing muhammad, we're worried about a four-letter word. >> also, it was the danish version of the "f" word. >> you know how you say the "f" word in danish it's tomato. >> he speaks another language. so do i, in metaphors. and what he's basically saying is if you're going out to dinner, you're going to a restaurant, let's say it's a bar -- a great barb acue joint. you don't bring your tupperware with your leftovers to eat it there. we're not saying if you're a vegetarian youou have to eat the pork at this joint, but we're just saying, you go to the restaurant, don't you want to participate? >> yeah, don't bring your bomb to the restaurant. >> exactly. because that's not a pleasant meal. >> no, it's not. tom, you look confused. >> is it saying get out of my country. >> it's saying if you don't want my food, get out of my restaurant. >> they're obviously not going to listen. they don't listen to guys like

him. >> they don't listen to anybody. >> i want to be clear. i said the kind of thing misunderstood all of the time. i think all of this huffing and puffing about, oh no now, like, look what they did to the satirists satirists. it was -- remember, christiane amanpour. activists. what she said after that -- not only activists this is an attack on satire, and the other people repeated. but it isn't! it's an attack on the west. everything they do is an attack on the west. it's not special to your special thing. >> yeah, exactly. >> that's what i'm saying. >> yeah, yeah and they can't say that. last thing, the care is going to go press conference the council of arab -- what is it -- american-islamic relations, going to have a protest tomorrow to protest the cover. that's predictable. i know exciting. i do believe this is a whole -- this was just a satire and hash tag symbolism. that's my feeling. >> well guys, the bbc --

>> of course him. >> he tweeted out there is a cartoon going after the pope. but then they had an editorial where they thank people who genuinely defend freedom of speech. >> me. >> but criticize people who say we condemn terrorism, but -- >> right. and they say the people who don't generally defend genuinely defend freedom of speech can go "f" themselves. right, exactly. that's sort of in line with the cartoon. even though you're wrong about that. >> i was right. very right. okay. could canned peaches stop school breaches? an alabama school principal -- aren't they all, tom -- want students to bring in canned goods like corn, soups. but not for a food drive. no, not at all. instead to be used as weapons. yes, campbell's cream of mushroom could help fight off potential intruders. priscilla ali sent a letter to

parents saying we know this seems odd, but it's a practice that would catch an intruder off guard. it could stun him until the police arrive. it was inspired by school safety guidelines put in place by the department of education, called a.l.i. a.l.i.c.e., which stands for alert, lockdown, and escape. in the meantime, protecting the school from intruders. [ shouting ] >> so adorable when they're terrified. donna, okay. is this a good idea to throw a can at an armed person? >> it's a totally affordable weapon. who needs mays? i have a can of peas in my purse. watch out. you might get a delmonty logo imprinted on your forehead.

. it's a bad idea. it's wrong. this person should not be giving advice to anyone. tom, is it crazy? or is it crazy genius? >> it may be -- you know this principal may be on to something. i'm very -- >> or on something. i'm very nonviolent. >> even scruffy tom is against violence? >> yeah a little on the edge. but, you know, i believe -- >> are you doing the lumber sexual thing? >> i don't like anything that -- that coarse word at the end of it. no, i'm so nonviolent. i think they should use the cans, but shouldn't throw them at the gunmen. they should just open up the closet and say, oh gunmen why don't you use these cans for target practice? isn't that a better way to live your life? >> actually, you know what the can would be better if you had can opener and the sharp edges of the thing you could slash people's throats. >> open the can and then serve

them! >> i haven't found anybody, including radical muslims, who don't like soup. it's like when you're home sick. joe -- let's say an intruder broke into your apartment, because you he knew where you hid the key, maybe. what would you throw at them? >> soup? >> i have a bottle of jamison i've been trying to get rid. maybe that. >> no. >> so -- no. when i was in middle school, i had awful aim. i still have awful aim. i don't know how accurate these kids will be with their cans in actually assaulting an assailant assailant. >> how was your throwing arm, aside from the aim? do you throw normal or is it kind of funny? >> here's the thing. i'll do overhand but then i'm sore the next day. i do something -- i don't stretch. something. i hope i never throw anything. >> that's what it is.

you don't want to throw something -- >> i don't think kids should be responsible at all for their safety. and for having weapons, which it really isn't, but a weapon to protect themselves. that should never be their concern. if you want to arm the teachers, that's fine. but really arm them. >> arm them with a hot casserole. just heave the hot casserole. you know there is nothing worse. >> i burn my tongue all of the time. it's awful. >> i know. my goodness andy. you -- >> i'm sorry, i'm just imagining that. all over your body. >> tuna casserole would be the worst. >> the stench. andy how would students prepare or practice for this? >> you've got to have drills. you've got to have -- i don't know if you set up targets or if you have a teacher with a bunch of padding and pretend to be an intruder and you drill them by going in the closet. when i first heard it, i thought it was crazy. >> right. >> then i thought, maybe it's really smart. then i thought, no it's crazy.

>> yeah. >> but then i thought no it's actually -- it reminds me -- jackie chan was famous for his found object fighting style. >> yes, exactly. >> and that's what this is. this is teaching kids to fight with found objects. because the video is from the department of education. by the way, very weird that the government instead of telling people to cowher in fear is saying they should fight back. it's not like our government to do that. >> exactly. >> but they say not just cans, tapelers and other -- >> just throw anything. just throw -- >> heavy objects at intruder. and it's a great fighting style to learn. it's something i teach a lot in co ed. >> that's good. >> actually, i don't really teach them that they just do it. >> do it. yes. >> but no. i think -- i actually think -- >> no i don't think it's a good idea. >> that's what convinced me it was a good idea, by the way. >> what's that? >> when you said it was crazy. . >> because somebody has a gun, you don't throw a can at them. because that just anners them.

you either have to have an amazing aim, be like john smoltz thank you -- baseball player, correct? pitcher? >> sure. >> all right. has to be a hall-of-famer, by the way. you have to have incredible aim orris pointless. this is a dumb idea, dangerous. give a shotgun to the teacher. you guys keep saying the teachers. you remember your teachers. they're not good shots. you've got to have an armed guard in there. i'm with wayne lapierre on this. >> a little book i like to call the bible, story of david and goliath. >> yeah. what happened? >> that's not that little though. >> david won. yeah, that's true. and because of that one story. >> a lot of people have died. >> i'm the dave and that's the goliath. never works out. >> didn't you read malcolm glad well? it was all a lie of the. >> david was favored from the very beginning. >> why would i favor --

>> it's about the hair. never mind. did the doodle mean their doom? after refusing to fly on a united airplane gra feetied with the message bye-bye. it was scheduled to go from sf to hong kong when crew members found the sketchy sketch written in oil on the fuselage. just say belly for god sake. they requested a full security tweet before take justifyoff, but united ruled it was a joke. the flight was cancelled, and the employees were later fired. now they're suing to get their jobs back. so who made the graffiti perhaps one of the mechanics on the plane seen here.

an ace mechanic. if there ever was one. all right. donna, there have been some scares in air travel. >> yeah. >> are you surprised -- i mean can you not blame them? >> i think the creepy bye-bye plane, sounds like a bad horror movie. like, are they filming the new "final destination?" i wouldn't get on that plane. get me a plane get me an upgrade. >> but if it was going to be the final destination plane, they wouldn't write bye-bye. it would be the greatest flight ever. >> that's why i said a bad horror movie. probably the newest final destination might not be as good. that is true. they are running out of the plot lines. all right, tom. this seems like something you would do. right? always write something on a plane and point it otto his kids. we're going to die. >> don't tell me you haven't written wash me on the back of

an suv. look at it. look there, i am a metal beast with flowing eyes. but i'm from the front fear some from the rear. >> a terrible monster. >> it's like a transformer. kind of angry. an angry transformer. >> i wouldn't get on the regular plane. >> you wouldn't. joanne, thoughts, rational explanation? >> yeah, you know, the people on that tarmac get kind of lonely. and planes just take off and no one says bye. this one did. listen we don't actually know if anything might have happened on this flight because the flight was cancelled. because there wasn't a crew for it. so during that flight that didn't happen something could have -- whether it was because of the bye-bye or not something could have happened. and then united would feel really bad. >> yeah. so maybe they're just using them as scapegoats. do you know what scapegoats are? >> i don't. >> they're goats that get out of your yard much. >> really? >> yes.

independent film i started. >> yeah. if i may speak about the story. >> yes, please. >> i support the flight attendants, because if i had been a passenger on that plane, i would have preferred to get off the plane, unless the xanax kicked in. if thexan yax kicked in i would have thought the whole thing was cute. oh, look at the bye-bye. >> come on guys. it's possible we might crash. >> it's amazing what xanax will make you accept. so many things. on that note coming up how many pottees can you fit inside the trunk of a buick sedan? tom has the answer along with a change of clothing. inappropriate e-mails between teachers and students. is there any other kind? hey, look at that, stock photo.

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ar are you done yet? we're doing a show here. there are people at home who are interested in watching. not listening to your silly stories about life in new york. god help me. they put the parents in transparent. a new bill in indiana is aimed at preventing inappropriate relationships at school. it would require all e-mails and text messages between students and school employees to be boarded to the student's parents and principal and then saved for two years. the hope is that those communications could be used as evidence in future cases of bad behavior. so should the teachers like this bill will it protect them, and maybe help them overcome temptation? >> i would hope teachers would like it, it would help protect them, i think, and maybe even

help them overcome temptation. >> i'm convinced. but not all teach remembers buying it. some worry the bill is too cumbersome and threatening. we asked a dance teacher and student to comment. ♪ >> that's amazeling. tom, you're offended. >> i didn't like what that cat was doing. >> the girl was okay? >> yeah, just expressing herself. >> tom, you have kids or so you say. i've never seen them. i've only heard about them. >> i haven't seen them either. >> i heard screams once. is this a good rule? >> no, it's a ridiculous rule. we're constantly having to adjust our lives, according to what the terrible people are doing. >> yes. >> it's ridiculous. >> yes. who are the terrible people here? >> teachers getting in trouble with students. and i'm suspicious of this old guy who says i think it will

help them resist temptation. why is it tempting e-mailing students? it's terrible. if i was a teacher, i would be like don't e-mail me. >> yeah i don't want this in my phone. >> he also put all the e-mails had to be forwarded to him too. that's a red flag. >> yeah. dona, did you have problems with teachers when you were younger? >> i didn't have problems with teachers, but i have four nephews and the oldest is 15. he runs the internet he's like the matrix and i tell my sister you need to be aware. and something like this, i'm okay with it. and if you have a problem with it, probably shouldn't be near school. you know what i mean? illegally download movies all kinds -- >> prescription medications? >> anything, i'm telling you. i'll give you his number later. >> i don't want any stuff from mexico. i want it from canada. no, the mexican stuff you never know the quality from the pharmacy.

i'm talking about the mexican pharmacy, not the mexicans. joanne, where am i? >> based on what donna was saying, this should not be a replacement for good parenting. >> ah, well done. miss usa. >> no it's easy to -- i don't know, to send your kids off with the technology, it occupies them, they don't complain they don't argue with you. but you really need to be present in your child's life. and, no, but this could be good for teachers. because if you have some gross little kid who is like, yeah we slept together. there's no evidence! >> wait, can you do that again? i want to know who that person is. do that again! >> you're really good at that. is that a guy or a girl? >> it's a prepubescent boy. >> his hands are like this. >> he has arthritis. >> wrong so wrong. interesting.

you mentor teens. >> i do. >> do you think that this should cover mentors and mentees? >> absolutely not. that's just crazy. who would ever do that? >> i don't know. >> teachers think this is too cumbersome and threatening. it's too stupid. a teacher who is going to have an inappropriate relationship with a student isn't going to forward those particular texts and e-mails. >> yeah, that's true. >> this is the dumbest thing i have heard since another dumb story we did. >> probably something in the a block? this could be dumber than the can story. >> all you have to do then, you don't forward those particular e-mails. >> and on facebook. >> or you skype with them. or facetime. and then when they go back and look for evidence, there is no evidence here. i guess the kid must be making it up. the punishment for not forwarding e-mails is exactly the same as for sexual contact with a minor. >> oh, really? >> yeah then they will

definitely have to forward those e-mails. >> no, because they say the only way -- only time they will look e-mails is if they have suspicion of something. >> yeah. and then the fine is awful because you're going to be punished for way worse than just not forwarding an e-mail. it's true. the only one wrong is donna. because you made our point. because your 15-year-old, he is -- he is going to be able to get around. >> yeah. >> the system. he's going to be able to find that teacher because he runs the internet. >> to be fair, joanne was also wrong when she said that absentee parent something bad. >> yeah. you know -- >> absentee parent something fantastic. >> two points. one, facetime had a totally different meaning in my uncle's house. and the other thing, too. it's a new world and we have to admit this and we don't like to admit it but young people are way better looking than they have ever been in the history of time. >> so unfair. >> better anti acne medication.

i don't see kids with pimples anymore. that's wrong. they're in better shape. they eat better so they're not -- and they wear very little clothing. i would say between 17 and 20. they're like super human creatures and that's not fair. and on top of that, the teachers are better looking. the teachers are like 30 they're in great shape, and they're fun. i mean, what's happening to this world? my teachers were horribly ugly. i was covered in zits. there was no sex going on because we were both hideous quasi motos. coming up, in school. but first, a word from our sponsors. >> tonight's sponsor is the flying squirrel. personal transportation animal. it's a living, breathing hang glider, perfect for any extreme sports enthusiast. thanks giant flying squirrel. enthusiast.

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before the prosthetic, the fish seen here during surgery, was quote, being hurt, and quite uncomfortable, because he was being picked on by the other fish who would call him "one-eyed wally" in fish language. now with two eyes the fish is reportedly interacting with his underwater peers. but how would he know that he's normal? one news anchor was skeptical and demanded answers. >> i get it that other fish wouldn't take advantage of the one-eyed fish. there's visibly no difference. but how would the fish in question know the difference? >> well i think for the fish in question, the problem is that, you know before the prosthetic, he was being you know hurt, and quite uncan comfortable because he was being picked on. now not so much. so i think that's the big difference for him. >> people ask why bullying persists. it's because of newscasters like

that, who ask those kinds of ignorant questions about the maligned and the marginal of our society. there was a fish in front of him with one eye, and he's like so like, how does he know? sir, look in the mirror. look at your two eyes and ask yourself, how lucky are you that you're not in some aquarium, sir! tom. a waste of money or money well spent on that eyeball? >> well spent to teach us all a lesson. >> yes. >> you know, we've got it wrong. we worked so much on bullying with humans and now we're trying to turn it to the animals. we see that bullying does happen in the animal world. it is natural. we should have more bullying among humans. >> really? >> yes. >> are you saying we should bully one-eyed men? >> yes, i think it's fine. bullying is a fine part of growing up teaches you how to be stronger. learning how to deal with bullies is the first lesson in growing up greg. >> ironically there is a lesson

with fish the band with one eye. >> is that true? >> no. >> there is a one in five chance. >> a fish in a band made up of members who were bullied. >> exactly. and now they make zillions. >> truly my point. >> their only good song they ripped off from wean. donna. >> yes. >> was this heart-warming, disgusting or a mixture of both? >> i was bullied back in school. you have no idea. >> you were an ugly duckly? >> jolly green giant i was called. it wasn't fun. the only thing if you saw the video, the size of the eye of the fish it looks like it's for a cat or dog, not exactly a fish. i think they might have made it worse. >> oh, wow. so now you're just piling on the poor fish. the fish has a pair of new eyes. >> big eye. >> the bigger the better. when it comes to surgery.

that's what i say. >> joanne, you always come down with a really cogent answer. what if the fish didn't want the eye, what if he liked it? >> maybe. also -- >> he might have been the cool fish in the aquarium. >> we're all pretending like fish have a great memory and harbor resentment. we all know they don't. they're very forgetful. >> so they are. >> but still this is survival of the fittest it's not bullying. these other fish are like great, there is someone who can't see me i'm going to get its food so i can be strong and live forever. >> that's exactly what it's going to be about. it's to make sure we have more one-eyed fish, andy. goes against science. there are thousands of fish in the sea. >> at least. >> yeah. >> 12 13000 of them. >> yeah. >> and almost all of them end up on a tindinner plate. why should obama be impeached?

>> i think for the very reasons we talked about on this show for the last 23 years. >> yes. >> actually, it's disappointing. i expected this maybe from dalton, aka's nature's rapist. but i didn't expect this from fish. and apparently it's true. i agree, this isn't bullying. don't call this bullying. this is nature. >> yeah. >> this is -- the aquarium's head vet says it's a well-known thing there is a natural aggression of different species vying for the best space and has been at the time they're in. so that kind of aggression is very, very normal. >> right. >> these fish aren't making a conscience decision to bully the weaker fish. they're doing what nature programmed them to do, survive. >> yeah, exactly. survival of the fittest by that definition is nothing but a longitudinal bullying that ends up with superior specimens like this. you know in order to get this there had to be a lot of bullying going on over the last 200,000 years, since the earth was formed. >> yeah.

>> in -- out of -- >> clay. >> clay and fairy dust. this is -- the reason i like stories like this it shows how human beings an throw pro morphize, including fish. i get it with teddy bears. i like that you can -- but a fish. fish has no feelings, right? >> yeah. that's why i didn't like "finding nemo." did they make those fish into people? >> you know the only an anthorpromorphic fish that mattered, mr. lipid. he had glasses on, too. >> what about charlie tuna? >> the little mermaid. >> don knots, remember? he was about to get married and he decides to be a fish. nobody has seen this movie? i know the movie. come on, i know the entire cannon. >> it's his best movie. it's so strange, because he chooses to be a cartoon fish

over being with this woman! that's a freakin' weird choice! >> that's an awful woman. >> she probably killed herself after that. because she is like what man is going to want me if don knox doesn't want me. and then he immediately -- doesn't he meet a fish? >> something wonderful happens. i'm putting it into the queue for my kids. >> you guys are the only ones who have seen this movie? >> what's it called? >> "the incredible mr. limpit." this is what's wrong with america. they don't understand the classification. and this is a classic movie. >> you don't understand it eemplt you can't remember what happened. >> i remember the joy that it gave me. and that's all that matters. >> all right. anyway. see, i knew this story would be good. we're going to talk about it for the rest of the show. don't go anywhere. all right. time to take a break. when we come back, separation anxiety from phones, not cool. order it. amazon.com. my new book is coming out soon but in the meantime, buy this

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unless it's in fish language, and nobody understands fish. >> the fish didn't elect obama. >> that's true. . >> it wasn't their choice. >> exactly. all right. gills, gills gills. the retouch was a bit much. high school students at an all-girls catholic school in kansas city were shocked to receive new i.d.s that were drastically photo shopped. one girl says her face was slimmer, her complexion air brushed and eyebrows smoothed out. she was thrilled. it was really weird. i didn't like how i looked like a totally different person. i definitely think the one that wasn't photo shopped was better. >> i wish they could air brush out the word like. the school's principal claims the alterations were not authorized, and, quote we are a school that works hard to promote healthy body images and strive to make girls feel confident and empowered and positive body images and blah, blah, blah. the air-brushed photos will soon

be replaced by the original, donna. is something wrong with this retouching? don't people pay for this? >> people pay a lot of money for post production. that costs a lot. >> i'm sure you need a lot of touching. >> no. but save that big post prodk photo where it counts not your school i.d. >> actually, that's a very good point. i was thinking they should be happy, but it is a school i.d. school i.d.s should be as realistic as possible. you need to look like you. that's idiotic tom. should someone be fired? should you? >> i don't think they should have school i.d.s them. all these kids have phones. you don't need a dumb i.d. tag. plus, i always used to forget my student i.d. >> i never had one. >> the girl said she was expecting blemishes to be retouched. be careful what you wish for. i needed retouching in my high school photo. i could have used a little hocus

pocus. >> oh, my goodness. >> they could have beefed me up a little bit. look at that neck. >> was this before or after you shot up that school? >> come on, i was a good -- >> you just look like a loner. i'm not talking about a car a mechanic gives you. >> look at my skin. it was so fair at the time, wasn't it? >> unlike now. >> yeah, i would say corpseular. is that a word? >> yeah. >> we'll just say you look dead. do you have a photo you can show us? >> yeah, i wish they photo shopped mine. look, put that up. >> looks the same. >> look at that! >> oh my gosh. this is when you had the back brace. >> someone could have air-brushed that out for me. the reunion. >> here's the thing. ten years down the road, you are going to wish you kept that photoshopped one. these kids who are saying no, i'm confident, i don't need that.

that is just all of that nonsense, these educators are putting in their heads. wants exactly. it poison. it's like throwing cans of tuna at their head. andy, as the only woman, go ahead and condemn the evils of photoshop. it really is a patriarchal exercise in subjugation. >> goes without saying. much like the fish, greg, this is about choice. the fish didn't elect to have the eye surgery. students should have the option to have their pictures retouched or photo shopped. but it should be done -- it should have been their choice. the thing is i understand the principal is like we didn't do this, it wasn't us we promote healthy body images. the touched-up pictures are promoting healthy body images. they're saying this is what you can look like. >> exactly. but isn't that mean? >> no. >> okay. i was just checking. maybe perhaps these girls have been ungrateful? >> naturally. that girl thought they should do a little photo shopping but not the extensive photo shopping they did. >> to me, it makes sense you

don't do photo shopping on a school i.d. yearbooks, you've got to look really good. great. i would say no more school i.d.s, no more year books. we have the internet. >> you don't -- it's to make money. yearbook. they're behind everything, yearbook. coming up, the nirvana shirt you don't want to buy. and you have videos of animals? you can send them to me. foxnews.com/redeye. i'll look at them. privately.

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who owns this? how can you do this -- isn't this owned by somebody? those are his last words. nobody copy writes a suicide note. >> i think this is ironic that we have been discussing the sensorship with "charlie hebdo" and people have been giving grief to urban outfitters. if they want their tasteless shirts, do them. i don't like when people wear shirts with big squares. it is course and gross. when i walk down the street i don't like to see it, but i have to see it. suck it up. >> i don't like lots of things. >> especially graphic tees. do you want a conversation about yorl clothes? that's why we are wearing it. i think we should put other celebrity writings on t-shirts like lindsay lohan's hookup list or kirstie alley's food

shopping list and obama -- he didn't write much. >> he has lists. it wouldn't be anything from his book because he didn't write that, america. cogent political thought. you know this is what happens when you die young. people ascribe a whole layer of cool. if he was alive he would be 50 and look like david spade and we don't know what would happen. >> you could wear it -- who said you can't wear it ironically. >> you could wear it as a message look at this dumb note. >> that's not ironic. >> it is not glorifying suicide. that's what irony is. >> you are not wearing the note itself -- >> it is stupid. let's just say it is stupid. let's just say it is stupid. to prove andy is wrong i am going to buy the t-shirt and walk around. they will know i don't support

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think. i'm in for megyn kelly. hello welcome to "justice." i'm judge jeanine pirro. thanks for being with us tonight. journalists killed in paris. shoppers killed in a jewish market. over 100 schoolchildren in pakistan. scores of innocents in northern nigeria. a foiled terror plot in belgium. a foiled lone wolf attack on our capitol. all as our president continues to release gitmo detainees. the worst of the worst. the ones dezsignated as high risk for reengagement previously passed over for release because of the significant dangers they