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nosuchunsky. and paint compares boring things to watching him dry because he is really boring. it is tv's andy levey. he plays with words the way pee wee herman plays with himself. it is tom co dis der and former -- codder and former cop. i just found that out. and the dennis prather. >> a block, the lede that's the first story. >> yes. they are sniping and it has been nominated for 100 uh -- academy awards. some academy members have been passing around a new republic article critical of kyle. who passes around a new republic article?

who even reads the new republic article? he seems like he may be a sociopath. meanwhile, aging stoner, seth rogen, compared the movie to a not c propaganda film and the least famous overeater michael moore said my uncle killed by sniper and ww2. we were taught snipers were cowards and will shoot you in the back. snipers are not heros and invaders are worse. unlike moore, this dog hates cake. >> it is probably a good move that is high in saturated fat. the film has made a lot of

money. why are they running to see this movie? and is it only hollywood that is surprised? >> it is only hollywood and probably academia and wherever else you find, and i hate to say it, but it is the folks on the left. generally speaking their moral come p us is not functioning properly. when you are shooting bad human beings who torture and rape in the name of their religion, it is a good thing. that's it. it is all you need to know. it is not morally complex. and to have a moral equivalence with nazis? killing the boko haram types is the same as nazis killing jews and others? >> right. >> that can only come from segments of the left in hollywood and academia. >> i think max bloomenthal is an excrement that kid from sydney bloometh thal compared him to malvo,

remember the dv sniper? lee malvo. that's your view of the equivalence, it is more of an equivalence. it is everywhere. tom, welcome to the show. a wonderful velvet jacket. seth rogen a decent guy but my impression is he didn't even watch the movie. >> no. >> if you see the movie it is not nazi propaganda. >> after 10 bong hits you pass out. >> my favorite war movie is "saving private ryan" which is different from yours which is" shaving ryan's private." i love snipers. i love the whole -- war stopped being noble when we were lining up and marching toward them. now we launch cruise missals and airstrike drones. why is a sniper any less noble or valiant? >> and a sniper takes way more

risks than what you just mentioned, a guy operating a drone. i guess moore would agree with that since he hates drones as well. i think michael moore has always been consistent on this stuff. that's why i don't blame him but defend your heros, your hollywood left wing pinko heros that you work with and probably hang out with. >> upper west side, are you kidding me? >> there is no west side. >> i tried really hard to imagine a world this which i cared what michael moore thought about anything. i just couldn't do it. >> it is hard. >> i couldn't do it. >> what is hilarious are the lame attempts of the walk backs by he and rogin, more when he tweeted about a sniper on the weekend that "american sniper" was the big hollywood story. he wasn't talking about "american sniper" it was just and rogin said he was not comparing "american sniper" to

propaganda but it kind of reminded him of it. it is completely different. >> it is how apples remind me to oranges. >> this film is -- it is unbelievable how differently how people are viewing it. the only thing not amazing is the way people are viewing it seems to lineup pretty neatly with their political beliefs. >> absolutely. >> i would say a good thient% of the time -- 90% of the time jie. folks on the left find it impossible to acknowledge that violence can be moral. i wrote a piece and sometimes violence is moral the hate that was published was enormous. it is a cognitive disdense where there was moral violence and immoral violence.

>> you love both kinds of violence. >> i actually wrote a piece for the sun national time cob server . >> what was it about? >> it was about all of that. morality and violence in a film i will be staring in. here is what happened. >> okay. after seth rogen and michael moore got a call from clint eastwood who said you are dead to me. you will never work again. they thought, oh crap, i better back up. it is a film. and you are preaching your own ideology and your own values but this is a film and it is people you may potentially work with in the future. and they remember things like this. also, the film is doing great so no matter what you say america loves it. it got six noms -- noms at the oscars. i think it is going to win

some too. >> i hope it does. >> i think the film itself is apolitical. >> i agree. >> there is a reading of the film where you can say the film is pretty anti-war. >> it is like "johnny got your gun." it is about the damage it does to the psyche and the body. >> but everyone is projecting themselves into the film and they are projecting their own views as if they watched a blank screen for two hours. >> which i have often done. >> it is fun. >> it is great. >> it gives you time to think. >> shut up now. >> did the jihad come from their ipod? does rap lead to radicalization? one of the paris terrorists was an aspiring rapper like myself. a german rapper fought for isis, and one of the boston bombers was heavily into hip hop. there is a trend according to a writer at the daily beast how an affinity for rap music

may be a common denominator for western jihadists. he points to why this strange connection exists. >> the hip hop that was heavy on social commentary whether nwa commentary and the racism they faced or public enemy. and hip hop began moving toward the nation of islam and the 5%ers. very much so it embraced a form of islam. it gave me a sense of empower meant. it gave me a voice. >> it sounds like sting. does 2pac lead to terror? based on the evidence we have seen i say of course. we asked a french rapper to comment.

>> he looked a little like beckel. do you buy the argument that hip hop leads to jihadists? >> i do in a sense that every time i hear a kanye west song i want to kill somebody. in that sense, yes. and rap, i mean 2pac was killed in a drive by. is it shocking to anybody that they lead to the califate and they should take the c off of the califate and put it in front of rap. >> polka inspires violence in a lot of people. you missed the polka wars of the 1890s. >> i would like to point out while a lot of people get killed while at the opera especially when the aria hits the full peak. that's the best time to kill somebody. >> it is true. >> i stand corrected. >> he is just saying that the opera lovers are less likely

to shoot. >> i totally get that point. >> they hire someone else to do it. that's why. >> are you buying this link? >> the only link is victimization. western civilization has victimized me, and that's the reason for the appeal of radical islamist terror. >> that is behind spree killings that are similar. somebody goes into a school feels marginal liesed by society. >> there is nothing more likely to create bad actions than a sense of victim hood. it is -- it is true in your family and in society. >> do you believe there is a connection? >> i believe we want to find a connection and we want to understand the motion and the motivation in these people so we look for those kinds of connections.

in terms of pop culture when putting two and two together it is one of the most powerful because it hits at the heart strings. the lyrics legit myself the way people feel which is often a place of victim hood. so yeah, especially those who say i will become a rapper too, it is achieving stardom. >> infamy. and when they realize they can't keep a beat they do something else. >> i was in nwa for three years. and then ice cube replaced me. >> i was obsessed with nwa. there were millions of white kids. it doesn't make any sense. >> i thought the piece was seterical. i kept saying where is the joke and then i realized it is

just awful. i will say that the other day i was playing "hot in here" by nelly and i played it backwards and it said come join the jihad. this could be like the heavy metal thing in the 70s and 80s. >> that caused the satan things that never happened. >> that's why people are taking their clothes off. you play the rest of the song. >> it is getting hot in here put on more clothes. >> if you play it backwards the clothes are going back on. >> that's so true. >> it was a journalist looking for something to write about. a couple of rappers. the old rule is if it happens once nothing. if it happens twice, if it happens three times you have a story and then you have -- you don't need anything at past three examples because nobody wants anymore than three.

four is boring. >> if there are hundreds of thousands who all have in common that they were raised as radical muslims then you can't say that. >> it has nothing to do with islam. >> police in costa rica -- wait a minute you have to listen to the story. police in costa rica are trying to track down a woman who stole a plasma tv by sticking it between her legs. surveillance video says two ladies entering a store one stays near the exit while the other checks if anyone is looking and takes a flat screen and place itself up her flowing skirt. my favorite kind of skirt. let's keep watching this over and over again. i need to learn how to do this. >> are they a duo? seriously. an employee said it is amazing the tv doesn't fall out from

between her legs. she must be a pro or have thick thighs. she may be strong. let's see what happens when thieves don't have flowing skirts. guy if i -- >> if i worked there i would be so sad. he was stealing booze. >> if you are stealing the booze you need it. >> that was amazing. i have a belief that if you are a good thief you almost deserve it. did you ever steal stuff? >> i accidentally stole earrings from wal-mart once. they were under my purse. they were in the cart and i didn't realize it until i left

the store. i didn't go back though. that's what makes me a special thief. i have no real conscience. i have a few theories about what happened here. have you seen the movie "teeth." >> yes. >> there is something up there or this is a hoax, in your nose. >> are you going to reference a woman who referenced her privates ? >> anyone seen the movie "teeth"? that's perfect. >> it is a great movie. >> once i got over the gimmick, i didn't need to watch it anymore. anybody at home go see steat. teeth. you have to admire the artistry. >> i know her last papsmear was in high definition. >> she is a regular at the

spearmint rhino in vegas and you would not believe where she keeps. it. >> i am a killjoy. i find it depressing. >> we need an adult. it is wrong. >> i got it out of my system. >> she does thought have a hook somewhere under her skirt then it is not possible. that is an amazing thought process, andy. who wants a tv once she has stolen it like that. >> i can't decide if this would be the best sex ever or the scariest ever. >> she may give you tv. >> with her smell-o-vision. did she practice this a lot at home or has she done it a lot?

that was smooth. >> with the talent like that though, you don't need to be stealing tv. >> she is like penn and teller and one. >> they are actually under there. >> there could be a guy waiting to take the stuff. >> there could be a guy under there and he has his hands ready. >> where are the legs? >> they are strapped around. >> that's how i would do it. >> you know, it reminds me when i was a kid every kid has a favorite crime they read about, a murder, a rape. >> a favorite rape? >> just imagining. >> just imagining a horrible crime. >> shut up. mine was counterfeiting. i have no idea why. i remember thinking in eighth grade the amount of time and effort they put into

counterfeiting $2 bill had -- bills if they used the talent they would be very wealthy. >> amazing. they are artists. >> they get a kick out of doing it illegally. >> it is exciting. it is a thrill. i am getting my kitchen remodeled and there is nothing more exciting than the counterfeiting. >> i can't wait for the police to track down joe now because she confessed to stealing earrings from wal-mart. >> i din steal them. they were in my cart. jew did you have any >> did you have any debate on taking them back this. >> a little bit. >> very little conscience. coming up, the state of the union in two words. it sucked. friers, a selfie causes international outrage and for once it is not geraldo.

should we listen to women? that's a crazy claim by pope francis. at a youth rally his holiness commented on the lack of diversity at the event. have a look, look havers. >> sometimes we are too machistas. and we don't allow room for the woman. >> the women are capable of seeing things at a different angle. >> tell that to the female priest. the pope noted that four out of five of the people who addressed him on stage were men. he added the sole female asked

why god would let children be abandoned? what happens if we don't make room for women? take a look. now, that is religious. dennis, what do you make of the pope? you are jewish? >> correct. >> the pope is your spiritual guide. >> i have no problem with that. the previous pope was a spiritual guy. i thought very highly of benedict. the funny thing about this is feminists will all agree that you should have more women because they have a different

angle. but they are the same people who told us since i was in college that there is no difference between men and women. you can't have it both ways. >> anyway. >> when i went to school you could. >> it is one or the other. women do think differently and then i appreciate the sentiment. or we are really the same in which case we are irrelevant which sex talks. >> do you agree with the pope? >> for fear of the lightning bolt striking me down, i do. the irony is not lost he is talking about the wisdom of women and there are no women priests. i am catholic and i grew up catholic and went to catholic school and i have the scars to bear it and to this day if i see a ruler i have flash backs. wisdom from the priests and rabbis -- not rabbis, but bishops, cardinals, the pope these are men who have a vow

of celibacy and they are telling us how to treat women. i just think it is so wrong on so many levels and he has to sit there and tell you how to treat women and respect your wife, yet he has to stay as far away from women as possible by his own vow. that's why i think it is weird. >> can i defend the catholic church on that? >> sure. >> i feel funny. the people who came up with pre-marital counseling that is used now all over the world are priests. i don't know, for example would you rather go for marital therapy -- and this is not the celibacy issue but would you rather go for mare raw tall therapy any of you to a therapist who was divorced and now had a good marriage or one who had a good marriage their whole life? >> a good marriage their whole life? >> right. >> and married to god. >> no, i am talking -- >> find one that has been

divorced and now they know what they did wrong. >> that's right. people will think -- thank you so much. i feel like i have an interpreter with me. people say this therapist was divorced. why do you go to him or her for marital counseling? i would rather. >> it is like picking the barber with the bad haircut. >> it is a great analogy. >> the barber with the bad haircut knows whatnot to do. he has been wrong on climate change. i think this is not really a pope. this is a grad student. >> that's fiewn. guy i think the pope is right. i think we don't pay enough attention to women. >> i didn't see that coming.

>> women need to lean in more. >> no. you have to put your foot in the door. you push yourself in. he is like no, men, step aside. that's what i like. stop interruptiing me. >> andy you know what this pope is? >> the leader of the catholic church? >> no, a tv pope. a pope written by aaron sorkin. everything he is talking about is progressively advanced. i will say women's rights and go with climate change. i will talk about free markets are bad. he is an aaron sorkin pope. >> that's a theory. i will take this occasion to disagree with my colleague. you can have it both ways. saying women will look at things from a different perspective is not em paw -- empathetical, but have you

different experiences because of your gender because of the way society treats you because of your gender. you will have different perspectives on things. >> it is not inherent at all? >> i am not making their argument. >> what a copout. >> i don't agree with their argument. i agree with my argument. >> i don't like either of your arguments. >> and andy has two arguments i don't like. >> all right. coming up, deflated ball. it is not a medical story. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is the nutcracker back cracker. the only over sized festive direction that is a spine cracker. get straightened out with the nutcracker back cracker.

was she stealthy with her selfie? she was in hot water after being home as ms. israel. ms. lebenon inlists she was the victim of a photo bomb. explaining on facebook i was cautious that avoid being in

any photo or communication with miss israel. well that's wrong. i was having a photo and miss israel jumped in. she took a selfie and put it on her social media. lebanese authorities are investigating matter and pending a meeting everybody will be executed. i will have to go with somebody who knows a lot about paneling gentry and has been in pageants and won a pageant. andy this. >> what pageant did you win? >> it is not a subject for this show. >> it involved a lot of latex. >> i was a lot more flexible. >> you are jewish and you are fetching in a bikini. >> i think miss lebenon here is like the glen greenwald of the pageant world. i was minding my own business and israel did it. that is my comment here.

>> this is a serious comment. there is nothing one needs to know more than what happened at this pageant to understand the arab-israeli dispute. there is no parallel on earth. tell me if miss ukraine posed with russia would there be a scandal in any country? there is no parallel to the hatred in the world. that just being in a photo with an israeli is a crime. >> yes. >> and thank god for that, joanne. i'm kidding. you were miss new york. doesn't this go against everything pageants stand for? all that stuff is supposed to be outside. >> and we all bond over bikinis and hair extensions and we have a pillow fight. that's how we work out our frustrations. >> ideally in a perfect world it would be summer camp and we would all be friends. you take such pride in representing whether it be your state or in this case your country and you know that

you want to make everyone at home proud. but there is also the issue in lebenon that there has been a queen before whose crown was taken away when she was in a photo with ms. israel. this could happen again and she doesn't want to do it. blame the jews. i. >> the jew wants to be in a photo with the arab. and the arab is threatened if he is in a photo with a jew. what else do you need to know? >> tom? you usually have solutions. >> i don't. i am confused by the story from the get go. i am dislexic. i caused outrage in my own home by having photos with beautiful women. i know what that is all about. i want to ask dennis what if miss north korea and miss south korea were together. would that cause outrage? >> it would in north korea.

it is a griffin, yes. it is a given. yes. ms. south korea nothing happens to her. >> i mean, -- >> south dakota don't care because they are the good guys. north dakota -- >> amazing. >> it is a hate. >> and south florida. was it unfair to let out a little air? the nfl is investigating that the patriots used deflated footballs during the rain-soaked afc championship game on sunday night. apparently if you take a little air out it softens the ball and makes it easier to throw. i learned this when i played in the 80s. the tactic would have helped

both quarterbacks, but while tom brady played great andrew luck was terrible. on monday morning brady called the report, quote, ridiculous and he then stormed out of the apartment and had sex with his beautiful wife. while wearing my favorite sweatshirt. could have ended that comment moments earlier, but i didn't, tom. that's my problem. do you believe they deflated the ball? >> i do not. it was an amazing game 45-7. i think the reporter who broke the story should save his breath for his inflatable date. i think blount who rushed for three touchdowns was aided by the lighter ball. i think that had you -- that had a lot to do with it. if you are a jets fan the super bowl is a big game they play where they put two teams together and it is a lot of fun. >> if you are a patriots fan the super bowl is where you lose to the giants. >> and if you are me you are so drunk you have no idea who

is playing. >> don't they have a record of cheating? guy there was an alleged spy gate. >> do you want to see a trend? tom brady and barry bonds went to the same high school. >> good point. >> serra high school. you know who else went there? >> i went there. tom brady came later and i am more famous. they are putting a stain on my high school. >> much like you did for four years. >> not actually on the high school, but areas of the high school. thoughts before we move on? that might be the best response i have seen on the show. >> i looked around. >> you have no opinion?

>> is it me or as i get older the super bowl is more depressing because it is a marker of accelerated team the super bowl keeps coming faster. >> forget new year's or your birthday. >> that's true for everything. >> the super bowl tells me i am one year closer to death. >> based on the outcome of most, i don't think the patriots have much to worry about. >> glad you added that point. >> we have to take a break. when we come back we will take a trip to teen corner. love that trip. "not cool" it is a great holiday gift. it is not the holidays anymore. go to amazon.com.

teens are obsessed with it. at least that's what they are telling me at the rink. i speak, of course of carbon pollution. yes, teenagers are now suing politicians over climate change. one 18-year-old is taking the state of oregon to protect current and future citizens from global warming. the government works for us. if you are not doing your job

we will call you out on them it is the latest edition of -- >> welcome to teen corner. i am greg gutfeld or as the teens like to call me g-gutty. i would like to read a letter from a teen fan. he says, dear greg, do you mind if my parents accompany us on our trip to disney world? of course not. i forgot i have to can sell. something suddenly came up, carlos. we will get in touch and refund your money immediately. by the way, if you are interested in a trip to disney world, write me. dennis, teens into climate change is like combining the two worst things on earth. >> it is a bizarre thing. why don't they sue the

monetary fact that is a fact. it is not a computer model for 40 years from now. you teens are paying for my health care and for my retirement and for my tuition. why don't you sue on the debt you are getting. >> i am not a tree huger. i drive an electric car three days a week because i am a golfer and i don't really care that deeply about this but the kids have a bright future because the power plants is wonderful for them and greenpeace will one day be hiring and they will have a job. our municipalities don't need to be sued by these stupid frivolous lawsuits. >> joanne, you are almost a teen.

>> a few more years and i am there. >> you know what takes up a lot of paper is lawsuits. a lot of paperwork. also she is not going to win. how would you define the atmosphere? rivers often flow between other bodies of water as well clouds pass through the sky. i don't know really what she wants. you are quoting a song by -- i don't know. >> rivers between oceans and i don't know what she wants. that was beautiful. i don't know what she wants. is this a good priority for teens? if they are not going to do

it, who is? certainly not aging boomers like you, greg. >> i have some sympathy. especially with king obama. there is no way they can win this case but it is not winning the case. it is starting a conversation. >> this is a teachable moment. >> it is a teachable moment. if you say something that is a liberal you are a racist and you should shut up. there is no conversation. >> the only con conversation has to be one sided and i think we learned that. >> yeah just talk out of one side of your mouth. you ever tried it? it is very hard. >> i didn't hear anything. coming up, eyeball tattoo. i've got -- did you know i have them? anyway, do you have animals? videos of animals?

send them to fox news.com/red eye. these are tattoo of eyes.

a programming note. no show tomorrow. we are bumped for tokes news -- for fox news coverage of the presidential address. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> they fill their eye with dye, look at that one. as if that is what you would notice. they are reportedly becoming more common among future prison inmates. jason barnam had the white of his eye tattooed jet black. look at that. the procedure involves directing ink directly into the eyeball so it permanently rests under the skin's thin top layer. she said it feels like somebody is poking at your eye and then it feels you have a bit of sand in your eye and there is no pain. good for her. i will take three. i have an eyeball in my lower

back. so i would do these two and have one back there. i watch people sometimes. thoughts on this weird thing? >> yeah. we always understate the power of bore dom. >> absolutely. >> that's true. but they could be doing something else. >> maybe not. >> like shooting people? >> what is the point? there is no point. >> i don't know. are we running out of places to tattoo? i have one on my spleen. i think as i understand this you pay him a lot of money and he sticks a needle in your eyeball. the upside is you look so cool when you can finally open your swollen, pussy eyeball and you can take your dog everywhere

and cut all of the lines at disney world. >> doesn't it affect how you see things joanne? >> it is all about perception and how you see things. those are dark soulful eyes as dark as his soul. >> you can see his soul looking through his eyes. >> that's very, very very thoughtful. >> they say in the report everybody she meets tells her how beautiful she s. but that's only because everybody else is thinking, my god you are a loon loon -- loonatic. >> that's true. you filter out sensible people. the only people that will come over there are curious and why don't we say it is beautiful and why don't you do it? my guess is you think this is beautiful. >> it is rad.

and it is sort of dope. >> modify your body however you want. it looks really really stupid, but do it. this is actually stupid because there is a chance you could get infected and lose your vision. risking injury or death for good reason is noble. doing it for no good reason is moronic. this is the equivalent of eating blow fish. if it is not prepared just perfectly it could kill you. why would you do that when you can eat something else? if that is not your only option eating something that would kill you, maybe eat something else. >> but it takes the thrill. >> says the man who has never had the delicious blow fish. >> it is like people who eat crickets. >> if you want a thrill sign up for basic training. >> join the army. thrilling. we have to move on. actually the show is over. it went by so fast i thought

we were just in the b block. special thanks to joanne though saw chin ski -- joanne nosuchunsky and tom codder. see you wednesday. follow me on twitter.

americans are losing hope. fbn, we spell it out. hello. i'm eric bolling along with bob beckel, dana perino. this is "the five" every so often a movie captures the hell our brave men and women have to endure to keep this country safe and free. "american sniper" is a real life account of chris kyle. beyond the kill the audience gets a look at what war is really like that surrounds the military when they are fighting. >> so you are not worried about what might happ