>> is that a threat? >> no it's not a threat. sweetheart. i'm on parole. are you trying to send me back already? >> we will keep you posted on sug seriously, tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" a new start up unveiling the premiere product just in time for valentine's day. tiger cub in a basket. but is it the most adorable get you can give a loved one or the most terrifying? plus, how much did the president's new fake birth certificate cost? >> it cost about $100 million. i'm very excited about this. i hope you are too. [applause]. nothing wrong with clapping about that. >> and greg gutfeld's new intern takes his final interview. our panel debates whether he should be given a second chance next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight.

>> that was hard. and now let's welcome our guest. she is so hot her middle name is third-degree. i am here with fox business network reporter tracy, third-degree, burns. you can see her on "bulls and bears" every saturday at 10:00 eastern on the fox newschannel. she is excited for sunday's big game. she is devouring her liver by a score of 78 to cantaloupe. joanne nosuchunsky. and he is in the movie, american sweater. it is tv's andy levey. and he has more brains than a zombie's frige. next to me remi. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it was a pretty strong opening. i think we can take a break. the or raw -- oragami condom

is about to fold. the guy who invented the condom that you paid for with your tax dollars now has to pay back the funds. the national institute of health gave him $2.4 million your money, to develop his new fangled rber that -- rubber that is fold ep up -- folded up rather than rolled up. he received grant money to make male, female and paper crane versions of the contraceptive. if that's the case you wouldn't they'd to take food home. now a former employee is accusing him of massive fraud. the staffer claims he used taxpayer money to pay for trips to costa resaw and parties at the playboy mansion and a full body plastic surgery and condo that i'm sure he named the condom the condo. i believe you can never be too

safe. imagine coming home to that every night. you can if you hang out with me. i remember hearing about this guy and it was like a big deal. he was very arrogant and he was supposed to be taking care of things like ebola and not oragami condoms. >> the national institute of health should be called the national institute of idiots. they have 3.2 million on collegiate drinking studies to determine the behavioral effects because we can't figure it out on our own. $500,000 to test the excessive noise in the new york subway system. who knew? and a million dollars to get a bunch of people high and see how disruptive they are. this is lunacy. >> it is lunacy. but they are getting the money back. >> this is the first time. >> you can't call it the national institute of idiocy.

it wouldn't work. i would be against that. >> i want to jump in in this guy's defense. i personally don't know what a work expense for the oragami condom industry looks like. i don't think he is buying manila folders. maybe it involves trips to costa rica. maybe costa rica is home to the johns hopkins of condom ry and we don't know. >> i don't think so. it is home to monkeys and great coffee. what else is there? >> i will report back. >> andy, you are a big fan of government. is this a good use of taxpayer dollars? >> i don't think 2.4 million is enough. i don't think you will get a high quality oragami condom. that's why i have submitted a bid for $5 billion. this guy is great. he is 100% fraudster.

she did a great job. she found this stuff. he wrote a letter to lady gaga. she started the letter hello, lady gr aga. lady gaga. instead of using a review board he would give them to friends and tell them to go and use the condoms and then report back to him. >> what? >> he was basically using our money to get his friends laid. i don't have a problem with that. >> do you credit him for his ingenuity and ripping people off? he will have to repay the government, but we are not going to see the money. it will go to some other stupid program like food stamps. >> this is the circle of life. this is just what happens. that's what happens when you give someone this kind of money. what did you expect? because the money -- the money that was not used -- i guess it was in accordance with the grant. i'm assuming when you have a

grant there are things laid out on what you have to spend the money on. the money does need to be returned. but this is an interesting idea. everything else in our society technology, has advanced in ways, but the condom really hasn't. >> really? >> i think so. >> it looks like an accordion now. >> now it does. but we have been in our square boxes accepting the same old condom, and it is about time we got some shapes. >> i don't want to have to pay for something because it has a new shape. they got away with this. this is an acceptable great cause. if you want to get money from the government, you create something for the environment a green cause or a sexual health cause. solindra was a bust but it was hard to say. it was green and the thought counted. they want people to use more condoms, so it was a bust, but they were trying to prevent diseases. >> it may not have worked this time, but it will work next

time. >> we can't build a pipeline. >> and there is something new for people to take our money and abuse it. everybody has the picture of the irs in the hot tub embedded in their mind forever. >> it disgusts me. government waste who would have thought? should they dwell on when he fell? a philadelphia sports radio station, they have them there has released embarrassing footage of chris christie as pay back for cheering for the dallas cowboys. let's take a look. that is not embarrassing at all. that's the wrong tape. >> governor of new jersey, mr. chris christie. it is great to have you with us today. thank you for doing this. >> hold on. we have a chair here. thank you so much for doing this.

>> sports radio and their novelty music. what a bunch of [bleep]. we didn't edit it. they did it they were appalled that he sat in jerry jones' box and had an awkward hug. >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the wing box, the governor of new jersey, chris christie with jerry jones. jay meanwhile in other political news, rand paul released audio of a phone call between hillary and jeb bush. listen. >> hello. >> hey, hill. it's jeb. >> hi jeb. no bill, it's jeb. to what do i owe this pleasure? >> it's true. i am thinking of running for president.

>> well, jeb, so am i. >> i just wanted to call you and give you a heads up in hopes that we can work something out. >> what do you mean? it is clearly my turn. bush clinton bush and now clinton. >> hillary there hasn't been a republican white house without a bush since 1977. >> that was not, not awful that was bad. rand paul, stick to the chair. i want to talk about chris christie for awhile. i think it was really, really wrong for them to run that tape. if that happened on "red eye" it would be a violation of my job as a host. i think it is wrong. >> and thank you by the way for not releasing those tapes, plural. >> you didn't fall off a chair. you fell on a screwdriver. >> it was very awkward.

he is a greatest and he is kind enough to go to the show. just releasing it on its own is it pretty rude and let alone with the music. why that music? to me like "it's raining men" or something. >> hey. >> i agree it was wrong to release the tape. can we show it for a third time? seriously we showed it twice. >> we didn't show it twice. >> while you were talking. >> it is already out there. >> it's news. >> all of this discussion was part of the political arena. who cares who the man -- whatever. it is a childhood thing. he was a dallas fan who cares? it has nothing to do with the fact that he was a crappy governor to the state of new jersey. >> jersey is in a rough spot. still -- still -- i am skipping andy. joanne you often fall off

chairs. i think no guest should go on the radio station ever again. >> this was a plot and they were supposed to happen. they did a good thing by releasing the video. he got back up again and that is the kind of man we want in the white house. >> it is a person. he gets back up and he says we are ready to move forward. >> those roller chairs are hard to sit in. they go flying. >> falling out of a chair may not be that presidential but it is vice presidential. if you are looking for a vice president in 2016, i think he might be your guy. >> andy you sent me the rand paul fake phone call to tickle my funny bone. it only made it creek. i felt like you eroded my funny bone. >> i thought it would give you a good chuckle. >> i almost gafawed. >> he needs to do one of two

things, hire comedy writers or stop doing comedy. they don't have to be professionals, but they should be writers who are funny. otherwise it is em -- embarrassing and they can't afford that. democrats can't get away with stuff like that. they will not be blasted on the late night shows. republicans have to be better. you can't even wine about that. whine about that. you have to accept it. >> he is giving voiceover actors a job. that hillary was pretty good. >> no it wasn't. it was awful and embarrassing. >> andy is dead on. rand paul is like sponge bob crazy pants to begin with and then you throw in this stuff and it makes the whole party look ridiculous. remi, you do a lot of song work and you are talented. this comes up a lot. the republicans are about 20 years behind the democrats in trying to make some kind of

comedy out of politics. >> i listen to it and i feel like i am not the target -- i don't know who the target audience was. i don't know if i have met them. i don't know if it is like -- i don't think it was anybody at this table. >> that's why tweel a move on. they will make cash off your trash. seattle, a city, will soon start fining residents who throw out their leftovers. as part of an effort to boost composting and reduce greenhouse gases. i have no idea how that works. the city shames people who don't recycle or compost their scraps by putting a tag on their garbage can. it is somebody's job to look through trash. here i have been doing it for free all of these years. residents whose garbage cans contain more thanton% recyclables -- more than 10% recyclables will be fined up to 50 bucks. the average american family throws away over one pound of

food a year. that is accurate. it is over one pound. it is about a thousand pounds over one pound. i like screwing with words and numbers. you know who likes to throw out trash in the wrong bin? >> those tusks. i'm kidding. i am against any cruelty against the packyderm. >> i won't even listen to fleetwood mac's "tusks." >> that's true. city employees looking through everyone's trash is the point we have come to. it is like 1984 which i

believe is a year. >> what are you going to do with it? it is like when i told my kids, finish your food. they are starving in india. my daughter the other side said send it to india. what are they getting out of this other than annoying people and oh by the way collecting money. >> that's what it is about. this is a great incentive to be a sanitation worker. >> you can get all of the food you want and you can look at everybody's life. i don't care if it is your job or not, but if you go through somebody's trash you are weird. you are a weird person. >> i have a great idea for a show called celebrity trash or guess the celebrity where you go through their trash, joanne and by going through their trash you figure out who they are. almost every time it will be bruce jenner. that would be exciting to go through his trash. what kind of garbage problem or fans of "red eye" which there are millions find if they went through your trash. >> only wine bottles and i

recycle. the issue is -- >> peaking in them is not repsych -- recycling. >> they want you to compost, but they don't provide the bins. in seattle they give you two for $138. that's expensive. i hope they take into account the rate at which food decomposes. an orange peel takes six months and a banana peel one month. the fine should reflect the rate of that. right? but then that's math. >> what about a human finger? i am asking for a friend. >> it is typically not food so okay. >> not in my household. >> andy, you will eat cat food so i assume the law is thought a problem for you? >> i don't see why it is a problem for you. the government going through your trash is the same thing as the nsa with the e-mail. as far as i'm concerned you should be all for it. i thought it was funny people

in seattle would be ashamed by the red ticket. if they tried this in the south it would be a badge of hahn 234er. badge of honor. >> but this is a nasty trend. they will be searching your garbage in manhattan soon enough. >> they tried this and it failed. >> we will have to bury our food in our backyard. >> next to the people. >> or we will be hoarding stuff. we will have plates of food all over our apartment. >> they don't want you to throw it out but they don't want you to eat it. >> the solution is just put your food waste in your nay bror's trashcan. >> we are a nation scared of facing big threats. what happens is this is where we put all of our anger. we go after our neighbor's food. we can't face terror and we can't change our culture. that's why you have a lid on

your trashcan. if you leave it open things will come and eat it immediately. >> leave the -- leave it open. >> you have to keep lou daabs away. i don't know how this reduces greenhouse gases. that's my question. everything increases greenhouse gases. that's not true. >> consuming food never lead to meth an. we eat more food and be will have more flach lens. >> we have an obesity problem and now you are telling people to eat more and throw away the rest. >> i went away for a little while. >> that was amazing. that was incredible. >> you said what you said. >> we missed that. >> 100% missed that.

>> it is such an influence on your life. >> a viewer had to listen to that. all right, coming up, is this the ugliest sweater america has worn. and finally students are tackling the real issues.

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you can now spell miserable without a ms. they are bidding farewell to gender specific salutations. they are telling faculty and staff not to address them with mr., mrs. or ms. instead they are to use first and last names only which is kind of intimate. the administrators hope the change will, quote ensure a respectful welcoming and

general dwer inclusive -- gender inclusive learning environment. the u.s. army recently deleted a tweet that some called racist. it -- it included a link to a news release. the army of course was using a common and harmless expression, but it didn't stop outrage outrage-aholics on twitter from demanding an apology. a public affairs officer was forced to response. we deleted it and it was not our attention to offend anyone. you know what i would rather focus on this this. on? this. >> i had a dream like that last night. it landed in my mouth.

when i woke up, oh my god, what did i eat this remi free speech advocates are up in arms. should they be? is this a big deal? >> i think it is stupid. i think it is silly. now they will have to use like nongender know men clay sure like steve and barbara. how will i tell if this person is a man or woman. i think talk is cheap until they are okay with co-ed bathrooms. >> don't they have co-ed bath rooms now? or is it just me walking in. >> locker room style. >> like the kind in star ship troopers 1234*. >> those are my favorite bathrooms of all time. >> it is my favorite. >> spotting second. >> and third is psycho. movie bathrooms. >> what would it be called?

>> i can spend an hour thinking about that. do you prefer ms. maam or doll or doll face? >> it depends on how old you are and what you look like. if you are under 17, yeah, i'm ms. burns. i don't care who you are. it is respect. after that it is subject to determination. i hate when kids' parents say call her tracy. no don't call me tracy. >> that's true. we are not friends. >> we are not friends. >> kick your ass. i can pay for my stuff. you can't. i can go around the world and you are stuck in your room listening to music, dumb kid. who am i talking to? an imaginary child. that's me. andy let's talk about the army. you were in the army. there is that evidence. >> you are guilty of whatever that -- >> stolen valor. >> it is weird because the

valor you stole was boring. >> i don't even claim to have been a good soldier. >> should the army have been more careful with their language? >> no, this is embarrassing that they deleted the tweet. the chick in the armor has swreer -- swreer wroa to do with an ethnic slur. he didn't say jew him down. there is not even a common origin. the reaction to it and instead of saying like, hey you shouldn't use this word and here is why, the immediate reaction was, i'm waiting for an apology. it gets my irish up. >> joanne, why does society con constantly cater to people with thin skin? this can only end badly. we are creating a nation of sensitive people who will not survive in the real world because they are governed i by the e fects of others on their

feelings. >> they are not curling up in a ball and wining about it, it is the whining and being offended and having to get the apology. and it is now like a job. people are looking for things to do. it is like a career for some people on social media to find this. >> outraged investigators. ji that would be a great tv show. >> can i talk about the university of new york thing, the gender thing? >> yes. >> there will be problems. the song "mrs. robinson" will be known as robinson. mr. mister are just -- >> sorry i ruined the third part of your joke. >> i saw it in your eyes. he is about to say that. >> i will ruin joke. >> it is true. it is terrible and school administrators used to run the schools. and now the kids are telling the administrators what the

rules should be. the administrators say it is a cowardly campus. the teachers are frightened. >> the campus has it in place. kids can fill out a form what they would like to be called. why is that not the thing in place as opposed to this large mandate saying you have to go by this policy. >> none of these people will have work skills. the name is something your parents give you. names are a con instruct and i don't think we should be using them. >> in fact what should we call them? >> go by description. >> prince was a symbol. that worked out well because he is spryness again. >> short guy in the fourth row. >> all i keep getting is hey hot guy. don't laugh that hard. coming up, could binge

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cousin your heartache if you don't take a break this according to research people who binge watch tv shows may be doing so to cope with feelings of depression and loneliness. the study that focused on 18 and 29-year-olds, my kind of study if you catch my drift. >> i get it. >> me too. also linked the habit to self-control, fatigue and obesity. said the study's author, quote some say it is a harmless addiction, findings from our study suggest it should no longer be viewed this way. we asked a binge watcher to comment. >> now you are going to the secret service. >> sir we have plenty of qualified agents. men and women with years of experience. >> and i look forward to

working with all of them as long as edward meecham is on the details. >> he is so adorable. he is the only person shorter than me. he is the only person at fox aside from dana perino. remi, are you buying this? >> i buy it. i don't binge watch tv shows because i have a short attention span, but i have done it before. by the end -- i did it with "mad men." i watched five episodes and by the end i was not wearing pants and i eaten a dozen -- >> it is a pornography. you lose track. >> you lose track of a lot of things. you open the door and your robe is open and it is terrible. then you are on a list. you are on a list because you forgot to close the robe. >> got a letter from the hoa.

>> neighbors claim things are going on in there. tracy, let's say you are watching 10 episodes. is that a lack of self-control? >> i will give you the latter part of your statement. i do think there is something about staying power with something. at the same time you are a loser . who has that time. what are you doing that you are that free. >> i once watched 20sialis where shalls in a row. talk about stamina. why are you crying? you know you don't laugh anymore. you cry. >> you do, you cry. terrible, aren't they? you were sad and now you look nauseous. is this creative --

>> it was done by nerds who are jealous that they are so busy studying and they can't binge watch everything. just because i am alone doesn't mean i am lonely. i have my friends hanging out all day and night. >> i have a feeling he would hang out anyway. >> he has a wife and lovely children. i don't want to mess that up. >> you tried. there is your stocker face. >> i like people inside and thought robbing my fantastically rich house in the hamptons. >> they will leave your fab raw shea eggs. the depression comes from the binge watching is over. >> it is so true. >> last year i did a complete rewatch of lost. when you finish 121 episodes, 120 because i didn't watch the

final. but then you are like, what do i do? you are de e depressed when you finish binge walking. >> that's good because that's how you will feel when you die. it is over? what do i do? you are gone. i agree with tracy. i binge watched last week. there were six eastbound seweds for "the fall. it has gillian anderson? the who will show is her walking around doing this. >> it is a fantastic show. >> awful. i want to tell you something. i watched 12 hours of this show on a saturday and i realized i have to have children. what am i doing? >> children sho watching that show. i realized when i was watching this i have to pro create.

what man in his 50s should be sitting in his bed watching 12 hours. 12 hours of bad television. >> saw netflix and watched the first episode. it is slow -- shut up. if you take out -- >> you don't like it because it has powerful women and it scares you. you are terrified -- the whole time is on your couch in a fetal position and you were terrified. >> you know what she says? women are the primary sex and men are birth defects. that's not -- >> wait you still watched 12 episodes. here is my point. >> you need to watch "broad shirts" or" -- >> let me get to my point of what is wrong with the fall. >> nobody cares.

>> it is a procedural. it means 90% of the hour -- it is people putting on different clothing at a crime scene. >> you are supposed to edit that [bleep] out. >> i spent ninety% of my life putting on new clothes at crime scene is. this show spoke to me. i love when they are interviewing suspects they don't show the interview. they show everybody everything leading up to the interview. state your name. no just do what "law and order" does. you just show them meet. >> how do you get six episodes? >> it was snowing. if there wag nothing else on net flings, it was the only channel i got. >> her pierce lips is good for literally five of our viewers

gives a [bleep] about this. and they all agree with me. >> it is important we may have little greg gutfelds in the world. >> we need more t sl shows. >> please make more. coming up -- this is an exciting story, diseases at the super bowl. by the way "not cool" autographed copy.

they are on the show. they catch a ball and you catch a disease. as hoards of fans arrive in arizona, a state, for the stanley cup of football otherwise known as the super bowl, there is a concern of a possible measles outbreak. with seven confirmed cases in the state the health officials are monitoring a thousand people who may have been exposed to the highly contagious virus. an nfl spokeswoman says they are confident that players are vaccinated and will be safe to play and get concussions. in other super news a pot producer is rolling 12,000 joints to honor their team's trip to the big dance. and in response to deflate

gate the nfl says all balls will be taken to custody and watch over by increased security. that will be more interesting than watching the fall. andy, i will go to you first since you are a jerk. with deflate gate and measles which is actually pretty serious, very serious, is the nfl cursed? it is a ridiculous and contrived question. >> well, greg, i president do think they are cursed. the ratings have been high. the measles thing get your kids vaccinated, more rones. look at the fact that a bunch of hollywood people not doing it and realize that you should be doing the exact opposite of them. >> it is true. the measles outbreak, remi, is due to jenni mccarthy and jim carrey encouraging an anti-vaccination movement. i am not saying they caused

it but they were part of it. they made it cool not to vaccinate. 1k3 now you have measles outbreak. there was a sheriff who just got meet sells. >> it is highly contagious. >> it is. if you come in contact with somebody with measles it is 90% sure and it exists in the air. >> it can linger. that aspect is terrifying. i agree that it definitely plays a part. i think this outbreak has something to do with bill belichick. i think he has that advanced of a football mind he harnessed it and pinpointed it like a laser and -- >> that's cheating. >> i am going with the patriots on sunday. >> the ming sells are just -- the measles are another step of the strategy. tracy, are you excited for the game? is there anything that excites you? >> not a dhing. not a thing. do you have a kid?

>> yes. vaccinate your kids. it drives me insane. >> i said that. >> there were 107 cases in 2011 and in the country it was $3 million to $5 million and people die. if you get it you won't be happy. >> jenni mccarthy -- it was all about an autism thing. it started with the quack doctor in texas. we wakefield. >> the cdc never proved it. just by you saying that you will not just get letters, but angry letters and they will talk about andrew wakefield. i go back to my point i made last week. there are certain things that are defined as blasphemous. if you won't come out for vaccines that is blass blasphemous. i have a friend who didn't

vaccinate and she has a child who is severely autistic. how about that? >> what worries you more the measles outbreak or you spend the night at your friend's because you got an early start. >> the latter is more likely, but measles is scarier. i hope neither happened, but if they knew, go and see a doctor. >> there you go. >> you could have appeared on any local news station with that response. >> there is nothing more american that football and infectious diseases. i think the big winners of this whole thing are the people who are smoking pot and seeing the game. i think that it should be encouraged because then you won't have the rye rete -- riots.

>> they are rolling the 12,000 joints. this is medical marijuana. >> so they must be expecting a lot of back pain. people will throw out their packs cheering. >> we have to go. coming up, snake facials. snails. making fun of how i read this. give me a break. fox news.com/"red eye."

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anti-oxidant. people who have had the treatment say it is not unpleasant. well that's a goal. the snail said it is a sexual act for them. >> i don't know what it is about about -- first of all asian women have beautiful skin. they can tell us anything and we would do it. put ants in your ears and the wrinkles go away. bring on the ants. there are something the -- i am an aging american. >> you are saying american women are gullible and that makes me sick to my stomach as a fan of the show. i find it horrible. joanne you hate snails. >> i don't. they #r -- they are hemaphrodi

hemaphrodites. >> they are on their way now. >> 2027. >> i can watch all of the fall before they come. this is awful. it is a form of animal cruelty. they produce the mu success when they are under stress. we are stressing them out. my letter is being sent to thailand right now. >> i still got it. remi, what is wrong with me? >> nothing, nothing. >> thoughts? >> there is something wrong with this. i like how they say it is a century's old treatment. >> they always use it. >> come on down to the salon for our new blood letting treatment. >> remember the commercial it is an ancient chinese secret.

anything from asia is -- superior. acupuncture which i believe you are doing right you no and sitting on pins and needles and waiting for my question. >> wait, 30 bucks for this? >> that's cheap. >> i will leave mucous on your face for 15. >> are you you can taying about spiting on people again. >> i don't know. i am saving you money. they have been doing it for awhile. they say it is unlikely to have long-term effect. they have this other natural therapy facial called -- i am not making it up. the nighting gailfeces. >> i call it a crapy ending. >> wow. >> that sounds better to me. >> all right. well there you go. i think we are going to go

now. boy, we ended on an end note. joanne snow uh chin ski. what a bunch of really nice names. i am greg gutfeld.

it and the comfort behind it, 8:00 p.m. on fox business. hello i'm dana perino along with bob beckel, eric bolling and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." he tried to get to the white house in 2008 and again in 2012 but mitt romney has made a decision, he is not going to try again in 2016. he made it official earlier in a conference call with his supporters. >> after putting considerable thought into making another run for president i have decided it is best to give other leaders in the party the opportunity to become our next nominee. i feel that it is critical that america elect a conservative leader to become our