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let's welcome our guest. she is so adorable that the snuggles bear put a contract out on her. he hates her. i am here with entertainment reporter jill dobson. and she hated all of the super bowl ads because she wasn't cast in any of them. she is as bitter as her beer, joanne nosuchunsky. that's how you do a waive. >> excuse me. >> and he is so stoned from all of the cat thip he served at the -- catnip he served at the super bowl party, andy levey. and he is old-fashioned. and by that i mean he keeps his wife this the kitchen and the rest of his family in the freezen. comedian and killer tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it was a game and that was bigger than the game. it had a main. pop star and american hero wrote a giant mechanical line

of -- lion of sorts at the start of the most giant super bowl show ever. all hail all that is row bow cat. >> ♪ you're gonna hear me roar ♪ ♪ you're ♪ >> i swear i have seen that before. anyway, i don't know where. it is how bill o'reilly commutes to work. and he abuses the carpool lane among other things. the weird and wonderful performance featured dancing sharks. >> ♪ when you put your hands on me ♪ ♪ in my skin tight jeans ♪ ♪ i'll be your teenage dream tonight ♪ >> great. and there was a brief and unnecessary appearance from former rock star and my masseuse lenny kravitz. >> ♪ this did not turn out the way i planned ♪

>> the old 11 fee kravitz wouldn't -- lenny kravitz wouldn't have worn a shirt. now that he is 60 he has to wear a shirt. >> what did the real cats think of robocat? >> ♪ i used to bite my tongue and hold my breath ♪ ♪ so i sit quietly ♪ ♪ agree politely ♪ ♪ i guess i forgot i had a choice ♪ ♪ i let you push me past the breaking point ♪ >> i don't know what that means. i'm sure you were watching the game while your wife was forced to make appetizers. how did you feel about the half time? >> i thought it was great. i loved the huge cat. i love that puppet tree. it was amazing. >> it was beautiful. >> obviously there was a message -- an empowering message for women on the back of the animal right? and then for guys, nothing better than the girls in bikinis dancing around right?

makes us feel great and accepted. then the end you know, the fireworks. obviously a not so vailed -- veiled favoritism in drones. >> she did sing -- say god bless america. >> she is dressed like the statue of liberty. >> will anybody actually remember what happened and what was a mode -- mediocre game? i couldn't tell you who won. >> i have a girls only super bowl party. we call it sangria super bowl 15. it is nor -- it is more about the commercials and the half time. i had to watch it again today. i enjoyed it today and probably enjoyed it last night. i'm not sure. i don't remember. >> thank you for the invite to the party. >> it probably ended up in the

spam file. that happens a lot with andy's stuff. he has so many canadian drug companies. what was your favorite part of the half time show. after you threw up making jgar miser into a pudding cup you found on the street? >> first the pudding cup was full. i ate it and then poured it in. my favorite part of the half time show was when it ended. >> that's bitterness. >> you never heard of missy elliott. you need to have been around awhile. >> you are like the downer of -- >> i loved them when i was 12 years old. >> that was 30 years ago. >> at least. i discovered them before they got big. the real people who should be thanked is everyone on her production team. yes she delivered a great performance, but so much of her performance were these technical elements. the back up dancers the lights

and the mechanics of it all. are those people ever going to get thanked? thank you, people. >> i think she knew she was so limited on talent she had to rely on the pyrotechnic beauty. it is interesting. lenny kravitz is your spirit animal. you said that many times. it feels as though there is a lot of irrelevant material going on here. it wasn't necessary. >> i was kited when lenny kravitz was there. i thought it was a hologram of jimmy hendrix. when he has "let love rule"" you wanna go my way" and i pre order the album and it sucks. as robert plant once sang, "i won't get fooled again."

katy perry was fine. and she sang her disposable pop with the disposable voice and that's what they want at a half time show. missy elliott -- can i say missy elliott is the [bleep]. missy elliott is the [bleep]. missy elliott has always been the [bleep]. and she will always be the [bleep]. we need more missy elliott. >> i'm sorry i didn't mention her. i think she is great and i have been a proponent of getting one's freak on. >> it will be great when i bleep everything out and when i say what you said was bigoted. i have said before i prefer marching bands. i felt that they can save a lot of money. they can pay tickets for thousands of students and have them do marching bands converging. now that i saw robocat they should just have the robocat and not even the game. let the teams come on the field and fight robocat to the death. what do you think about that? >> i like it.

>> i do too. i may watch that. >> see what i am saying? why should it be two? >> i think you watched "hunger games" last night and decided to -- >> never saw "hunger games." >> was it a cirque de soleil? >> it would have been good to look that up before the show, but we didn't. we are going to talk more about the super bowl. it was not just about a monster cat. there was also some football. people are talking about the game's crazy end almost as much as katy's performance. many sporting experts question seattle's decision to throw a pass instead of giving it to marshawn "hannity" lynch. after the game coach pete carroll refused to take the blame. >> they said just run it and that's a good thought. we had plenty of time to win the game and in our minds we could have got third and fourth down. >> was it the right match up?

>> it is not the right match up. >> it is because of the match ups. >> let's make sure we match up properly to make sure we can run it in. >> the worst call goals to nbc for deciding not to show the best play of the game. the network cutaway from the seattle wide receiver doug baldwin's touchdown celebration as he mimed pulling down his pants. the photographers captured him pretending to poop out the ball which was charming. he was penalized for the poop down dance and told to eat more fiber. in other sporting news -- >> that's like me when we are out of frozen yogurt at the concession stand.

>> real golf should be like that. >> it is enjoyable. did you agree with the coach's call tom. you are a sports guy. >> i am tired of this little phrase i use for things like this. it is called monday morning quarterbacking. >> that's exactly what it is. >> it doesn't have to be a monday morning. it is you question something after it happened. you can use the phrase wherever you want. i am tired of people saying pete carroll -- you maybe the call and then you don't look back. ii think we all remember in 2009 when everyone gave bill belichick grief for the fourth down -- >> oh yes the fourth down. we didn't stop talking about that for weeks. it is a gutsy play and you don't regret it. >> don't give the guy grief. >> it is thought your team and you don't own it.

they don't know you exist. if your car was broken down on the road and you were bleeding about the head and neck, none of them would pull over. none of them. >> i wouldn't pull over for them, but i love watching football. >> are you surprised everybody is upset over sports? >> you know what, i say i am upset. give it to lynch. trust the player and not the play. that's what i have always said. i heard a guy on espn say it about two hours ago. it was sangria fest at our house. >> at least you are not with the idea that women don't under sports. >> i want to back up my fellow ladies. there are a lot of women who are awesome and know things. i am not one of them. >> all right, andy. what are your thoughts on the football portion? >> i don't want to talk about it. >> really? why? what's wrong? did you lose the bet? >> i don't want to talk about it. >> how do you not give the

ball to brees mode? how -- to beast mode? i didn't sleep at all last night. i accept throwing the ball on second down was to the as terrible a call as i thought. do a designed rollout so he can run it this if he needs to or throw it away. i was in vegas. thanks coach carroll, jerk. that was 10 large. >> 10 large? >> 10 large. >> what do you mean? >> down the drain. >> 10 dollars? >> 10 dollars on the game. >> were you offended by the poop down dance? >> oh yeah. football is a gentleman's game. there is nothing ugly about the sport at all. and i think he should be banned from the nfl and he should have to clean out the bed pans for the rest of his

life. >> i think he was imitating bjork with the swan laying an egg. >> how cool that we randomly had that pib tour. >> i do prepare. i don't though thig in advance, but i prooy pair. >> eight years we have been saving that picture to use it. fennelly -- >> we had seven bjork stories that we have done and never used it. >> it every never came up. >> i didn't think of that. it may not have been a potty reference, but a birthing reference. >> he gave birth to the ball. >> as a mom i look at it that way. >> joanne, what about the game? what about that thing that happened? did you watch any of it? >> i did. i watched some of it. it was really good. someone would score and someone else would score and then someone else. it was a tight game, but i would have loved to have seen marshawn lynch run that in and become the mvp and have them

win the game. we could have seen what the press conference would have been like. >> we totally missed the marshawn lynch bizarro interview. there is another show i do called "the five" and what carroll did was a truther. he had the choice of an obvious thing which was to run it in or a complicated, daring gesture that would be really cool if it was real if it was the past 689. deny what you see for something impossible. >> you are blaming the jews in. >> thank you for figuring that one out. >> should a machine bring you morphine? a hospital in the uk will start using robots to pack drugs and bring them to patients. finally a robot i can hang with. they will package them in individual doses and a bar code will make sure each patient gets what they need.

they say the automated system will reduce prescription errors and they swear it can't be tricked into giving you percocet. i can be persuasive so don't test me. monkeys can be tricked into bringing you beer. >> wow, i have that bathrobe in the same size. hi kids, we are doing a show. jill, is this wise letting robots take control of our drug supply? it seems like the terminator meets cheech and chong. >> i don't go to the hospital very often. i swear 100% of the time a human tries to give me the one drug i am allergic to and i have written it on every form and have it tattooed on my arm. >> what drug is that by the

way? >> like i am going to tell you. peanuts. i say bring on the robots. i feel safer. >> you trust the robots because they are -- tom, they are -- they can't make mistakes or be persuaded to maybe -- i think it is to protect the hospitals from losing drugs as people come and try to take it. >> against lawsuits as well. >> dennis quaid. >> it is not a funny story. >> dennis quaid's child was given an almost lethal dose of medicine. >> i remember this. >> he is always talking about this issue. and remember mr. gower. he put the wrong drug in george bailey and he saved the child from death. >> i'm for the robots. >> that's good that's good. >> you weren't laughing at the actual miss fortune. >> i remembered who it was. i was trying to think of a good example. >> you are a rotten person,

but not that rotten. joanne, why do they have to be at hospitals? this is awful. >> we do have something similar at home called child proof caps. i can never open which is why i will never be addicted to pills. >> or a parent. >> i will never be a parent either. thank god for that. of course this is happening in italy. italians don't trust anyone else. this is great. it is probably to prevent lawsuits like you said and it is a matter of shady stuff going on. i am not surprised if there are these pass alongs. >> you know who will be hurt by this? nurse jackie. >> i did what you asked. i identified the weak points and figured out how to pull this off. it packages them into individual doses and stores it in a locked cabinet.

while they are repackaging it is access one. and then they walk into the cabinet and transfers the medications. we will need someone small to hide. that's where you come in. basically what we will need is a couple of jim brown's and an ella fitzgerald. i just want to leave you with this thought. what if robots have humans. as we know from many movies robots think robotically. what if they discover humans are awesome and what if robots become drug bots. what in if they take our drugs and kill us this. >> you will end up with a lot of hackers in the hospital. they are feigning injury. >> they could be robots that say they eat nuts and bolts.

what would they watch? it would be a weird -- >> wall-e. >> i don't know. what am i talking about? coming up, is an inclined table the best way to drain blood? find out in tom shillue's latest book. first, is news week's cover sexist or is it sexist. it leaves you with limited options, i admit.

funny guy. you should get your own tv

show. >> why are you taking her? the most recent issue has a scathing story on 6ism and silicon valley. but some people say the magazine's cover is part of the problem. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist. put up my invisible sign. interesting note. the is it sexist segment is sponsored by jergens. the illustrator, a man, claims it represents the harassment women face in the tech industry. and women at news wreak -- news week talked about the design. wrote one woman at tech crunch. is that a gym? it is perpetuating what it denounces and it makes women feel excluded sexualized and degraded as it tries to point out how bad it is to include sexualize women. they are so vulnerable. even silicon valley dogs are

inappropriate. >> is that what it sounds like this. >> is it okay to illustrate harassment with an image of harassment or at "news week" should everybody be arrested? >> it is an illustration trying to illustrate harassment. i don't see how he could have done an any better job. >> exactly. >> i don't understand the uproar. >> i think it is stunningly appropriate. let me go to you joanne since you are a woman or so your medical report claims. was this cover to use a sports phrase a bad call? >> yeah. it was. i'm also filing a complaint

that she is white. that's awful. and she is thin. she has gorgeous gams. there is an arrow pointing at her bum. you should fix that area. people will complain about anything. your magazine or your news -- what is this? is this a website? >> news week once had a successful magazine. >> you need a cover that is going to sell and that explains the main article of the point of it and i think it does that. some people were upset he didn't have a space. there are a lot of women who don't come forward or they feel faceless because of this. hire me news week. >> you hate women so you must have loved this cover. >> i thought the cover -- it was not realistic.

if i am lifting up a woman's skirt i won't use an arrow. >> what is that? cursor. >> that's what that represents. i am understanding this. it is ridiculous. it feels the checklist. she could be interchangeable with any woman. it is about women and not a woman. she is being clicked on as if she is an object. she is an object. she represents all women. this woman works this media? it is crazy. by the way, i like your combination of ties. i rb tau fie you. >> you are a gorgeous piece of meat. you are like a prime rib. >> on the bone? >> i like it on the bone. as the only feminist on the panel do you think the cover

is problematic? >> i hate to disagree with my sister but i think the cover was a great illustration and if you think the picture perpetuates what it denounces isn't it the description of sexism and it is what it purportedly denounces. that dude is still reading a magazine and probably has no idea what is going on in the tech world. >> silicon valley. is that a place where women get implants from 30 years ago this. >> he needed to hear this. >> modern feminists have made nothing into victims. they are vulnerable to a magazine's illustration. they are almost like new radical muslims.

this cover is terrible. don't look at the cover. that's crazy, jill. do they use trigger warnings when they walk by the magazine stand? is that what they need? >> it is next to miley cyrus who is naked. >> i don't think they even have the feelings. the thing is she looks at it and she begins to analyze it from her point of view. i don't think she really looked at that. >> nobody gets that angry. >> she was hired by news week. >> to educate the young people on what news week is. >> commercials, super bowl commercials and a discussion about these super bowl commercials. we are breaking thank you ground over here at "red eye." never been done on any show ever. first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is "red eye" secret service.

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yes, right? somewhere rad another made you want to hug dad and one was super sad.

the cable news show they are required by law to do a segment on commercials. they bummed everybody out in an ad with a boy talking about the experiences he will never have because tom and i know you will like this part. he's dead. that's not the video, but it made me chuckle. let's show the right one. >> wait, wait wait. >> i'll never learn to ride a bike. i'll never learn to fly. or travel the world with my best trend. and i won't ever get married. i can't grow up because i died from an accident.

>> at nationwide we believe in protecting what matters most, your kids. together we can make safe happen. >> i think it was an upbeat commercial. people hated the ad so much. the company had to issue a statement late sunday night that quote, the sole purpose, of course -- of course. the sole purpose was to sell insurance. they didn't want to sell any of that stuff. we learned of a product called lock tight glue. >> glue ♪ ♪ lock tight ♪ ♪ it's me ♪ ♪ if you make a thing, break a thing, it is that problem ♪ ♪ you blue it back together again sthoat. ♪ ♪ what you need to get --

glue ♪ ♪ step one and step two ♪ >> lock tight blue saved our marriage. >> you have fan knee packs and you have a little tine thee uth icorn and -- unicorn and very very attractive people. they hired like 12 character actor types. tom, you are too normal for that. >> i didn't even get seen for that. >> by the way, did you tryout for any super bowl commercials? >> i am under a nondisclosure agreement. but i may have been involved in a commercial that didn't make it. >> i forgot about that. you were in a controversial -- you can't talk it about it. >> just my voiceover. i can't talk about it. >> i won't bring it up again. anyway daddy, can i say moch -- >> i believe we have a clip.

>> that ad with the dead kid was fantastic. i thought twos great. but the part with the kooties took me out of the commercial. insurance companies should tell people to be safe even in their own self-interest. when a kid dies they have to pay out. this is one of the good things. they be are giving people tips on how to be safe. we hear kids die from guns, but they don't. they die from pools and bathtubs. >> i get what you are saying. statistically it is up there like number one but still thought a lot of kids. why should we care? you are a mom. this is terrible. >> if you can save one child's life it is worth totally ruining my super bowl party. thanks a lot. >> did it ruin yours? >> sangria fest. >> you have no memory.

>> did this help nationwide? frankly i -- this is everywhere. it is the most talked about ad of the year. other than thinking it was not cheery i didn't think about it until they said the purpose was to start a conversation and now i will never use a nationwide product ever. i looked at the video and none of those were accidents greg. i like the lock tight ad. i am not in the market for glue a lot these days, but at least it was funny and not a downer. i am sick of the heartwarming. >> it taps a part of your brain that makes you say i feel uncomfortable around other people. you are sitting in a room and they say am i rotten for hating this?

i am interested in what you like better, the dead kid or dancing people. you probably get pleasure from both. >> oh yeah. and it depends on what i am drinking. beer i go for glue and wine i get depressed. nationwide had another commercial they also aired and it was where she is like i'm invisible. she is walking through car washes and going up to people and doing crazy things. was it brad pitt? >> matt damon. >> matt damon was in it. you have this great people and spend money on it and it what is a funny commercial. just keep showing that. if you want to start a conversation do it on the subway where you have the ads i am forced to look at. >> in the end matt damon won't kiss her because clearly he is racist, that threw me out. >> and they went to ask him why and he admitted that. i want to go to the

mcdonald's ad. skip this other one. this is an interesting ad. for a limited time they will select random customers to pay with loving. it sounds disgusting. >> is that legal? >> i think so. >> welcome to mcdone nulled -- mcdone willed thats. >> two hair browns and a coffee. >> do you have a cell phone? >> yes. >> dial up your mom and tell her you love her. >> mom, i want to tell you i love you. >> how about you tell me how much it is. >> that's how much it is. >> the payment would be tell him what you love about your son. >> compassion for other people. >> this ad breaks the rules for me. i really really like mcdonalds, but i i don't like people telling me how to

act. it is insulting. >> it will backfire. they said call your mother and i said my mother was killed by a clown. it backfired. >> who is the really old weather man? >> willard scott? >> specifically willard scott. he was the first ronald mcdonald. >> what? >> bet you didn't know that. >> willard scott was ronald mcdonald or one of them. who knows? it is all based on lies. >> i didn't know that. >> how would you respond jill? >> i am one of those families where we probably love each other, i guess. it is certainly not something we talk about and say. and every now and then i will get guilted that it. i will call and say i love you and there is this silence.

if mcdonalds said you can have free fries. >> when members of my family try to hug it is hilarious. it is a weird vibe. >> it is a force field. >> we try to hug and we make sure that none of our body parts touch. >> as you can guess i am a big fan showing my emotion in front of strangers. i will thought be eating a mcdonalds until this promo is over. >> you can refuse. >> i am going to be that guy this no, i will walk down the street to burger king and great job mcdonalds. >> joanne you don't like anybody. >> the mcdonalds i have gone that the cashiers do not look like the ones on this ad and i

will get a creepy guy that is like, give me a hug and your meal is free. >> bring one of your dates. >> i don't put out to get something. i am not doing tricks for treats. >> i liked the liam niesen where shall. >> that was enjoyable. he was basically mocking himself. it is great to explain something when we don't have tape. that's something i like to do. a romanian man's virginity is up for sale. order it "not cool." back in a minute. first here is what is coming up tomorrow. >> tomorrow night tv's andy levey will drop by show. both will be hard-hitting interviews i guarantee you. 10:00 eastern and 7:00 pacific.

he will hop into bed to get out of the red. a 29-year-old romanian man, seen here, attempted to sell his virginity in a local newspaper ad. he was cree -- recreating a b-role placed an ad, man 29, athletic and tone and dark hair and selling my virginity

850 euros which is with $60,000. transport not included. i think we added that. no one responded. should have thrown in the transportation. now he tells yahoo! news, quote, i don't understand it. i'm a good looking guy with a good physique and i thought maybe somebody would of of oner me more. i didn't specify male or female and i didn't get any gay takers. it does nothing for my self-esteem to be rejected by everybody in the world. don't be sad. "red eye" is on the case and i will buy you. if it was a girl people would have paid? >> rejected by absolutely everybody in the world? >> it is sad, isn't it? >> it is not fair. it is reverse 6ism. if it was a woman -- >> it is more proof that women are mean. guys would have generously helped her by of onerringing to pay for her -- by offering to pay for her virginity. the problem is they put the ad

in a local newspaper. do they not have the inter thet? >> maybe they didn't have an internet ad. >> he says nobody in the world. you put the ad in a local newspaper in romania. it is nobody in your town likes you. >> why can't you help the poor soul? i have learned to never trust a man especially a desperate one with money issues. you need a story. it will go after people's hearts. they don't like to talk about virginity. it makes them secure. if you set up a go fund me page and say i have credit card debt. we have all been there can somebody help me out? >> he has been caring for his sib brother. it he said i was taking care of moo i sick brother. >> i think he is being honest. i don't want a go fund me. i want a go fondle me. >> he will get takers now.

>> i am in line. >> obviously a goofy idea. it works for men because men and women are different. i don't think the word virginity should be used for guys. it is basically for girls. >> oh really? >> isn't that a selling point? >> it is not a real thing. virginity is not a real thing for guys. it is real for gals. it is a sekist -- sexist term to begin with. the whole idea is absurd. >> i don't understand but i will not pursue this because i am running out of time. i can talk to you for hours. what is going on in your sick head? he dresses well though. coming up, source rein our schools. it is about time. got videos of animals? send them to us at fobs news.com/-- fox news.com/red eye.

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last story. that's the last story. >> i wasn't trying an insult his imagination brought condemnation. he was suspended from school for threatening to make a classmate vanish with "lord of the rings" source reafter seeing" the hobbit" and not me. he claimed he could make his peer disappear thanks to a ring forged in middle earth of mouth doom. not a real place, i am told but could he really? i'm it was lax the powers needed. i'm sure if he could he would bring them right back. punishment? >> yes. he was a little over the top. i don't know when everybody got so sensitive. his dad supplied a picture of the kid. i am holding my baby sibling.

it is an adorable baby. tom, how dangerous is a child's man nation? >> he is very dangerous. he is ichs inked up on the one ring though. he said he would put it on the kid's head and make him invisible. you have to put it on the finger. if you know anything about the ring that rules them all. >> there is one ring that rules me. after the indian food i will not tell you what it is. >> is the hobbit a good movie for kids? >> i don't really care about that greg, but i support the school. they have that way of knowing if they had the ring. the thing about the ripping, -- the thing about the ring, only someone with tremendous power can master it. if he could controlled the ring nobody needs that. >> it is true. it is trouble.

>> i has andy become arousing to you? >> i glaze over it when he talks. i have no idea what he said. >> if he is asking a question i am in big trouble. >> would this threat scare you? >> i am actually -- the school is doing some weird stuff. this is the third time this kid has been suspended at nine years old. it is for a behavior that happens with a curious 9-year-old kid. the father criticized what they are doing. also, if the kid is a magician we need to foster that. >> i assure you my son lacks the man cal powers -- lacks the magical powers and if he did he could bring him back. which is it? >> emphasis on which. let's see if he can swim.

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don't want you as a viewer. i still do. i'm eric bolling along with. this is "the five." super bowl xlix is in the books. here in the numbers new england 28, seattle 24. a u.s. television record 114.4 million americans watched tom brady set all kinds of super bowl marks for passing and seattle coach pete carroll broke a record of his own the dumbest call in the history of sport with 26 seconds left the seattle seahawks were in great shape to win back-to-back super bowls and then this happened. >> play clock at 5. pass i