twitter at greta. just search greta van susteren. up next the o'reilly factor. good night from washington. d.c. tonight on "red eye." >> coming up on "red eye" how long did it take lou daabs to pick up snowboarding? our cameras were there as the world's most electrifinging newsman tries the sport for the first time. plus is the vice president just now realizing that i comes before e except after c? >> since when? it is malarkey. there is something further from the truth. and finally a goat with a life-threatening potato chip addiction. we have the intervention that everyone will be talking about next. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she would rather laugh with the siners than cry with the

saints because she has had ugly cry face. i am here with joanne know saw nosuchunsky. his inspiration is fred rogers. it is tv's andy levey. then again what isn't? he has more power than all of the armies in the world. sitting next to me, the former u.s. ambassador to the u.n and a fox news contributor. he is also still the president of "red eye." not for long though. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> this is going to be an election. >> i'm thinking graham beckel may be the new president. there is some kind of breaking news and i will explain it without notes. brian williams who is as you know the father of allison williams who has quite a good time i'm told.

he has been dining out on a story the nbc anchor about how he was on a chinook helicopter in iraq and was shot down and i guess he was on the helicopter. turns out he has been telling the story a lot. he was telling him recently and he had to admit that he wasn't on this helicopter at all. he may not have been anywhere near this helicopter. he may have been at a best western in harrisburg pennsylvania where i was at the time. i don't know where he was. >> i am giving it to you and you said you were not surprised. >> he said he miss remembered that maybe he hadn't actually been hit. i thought maybe he was speeb -- he was speaking with hillary clinton and then they realized they weren't under fire. what does this do to the credibility of the nbc news department when their top

anchor is making things up? >> the real question is can i watch "girls" knowing her father is an abject liar? >> is he really her father? >> that's a good question. we have to question everything. >> nothing is real anymore. >> i just feel like after this hit as the ambassador said, i don't know if i can ever touch farrow again. >> and al sharpton. that's where i get all of my news. it is true. it is the network of hoaxes. i will defend mr. williams. there is psychological evidence that sometimes people adopt or change their memories based on what they hear. >> lies. >> it is called lies. you don't think back to college and you said you did something and you realize you hadn't done it? >> that is called alcoholism.

i like this game. >> we havey limb it thatted booze. >> i will play devil's advocate. i have never been in combat. >> neither have i. >> maybe being shot at is something you forget. brut what you don't forget is being hit. he is lucky he remembers anything and is still alive. the notion that he got a little confused and it was the helicopter -- what are you kidding me? >> i don't know what to believe anymore. >> what happened? >> i don't know. >> i was in the army a long longtime ago. >> in north korea? >> well, that's the thing. >> south korea we hope. for the past 20 plus years i managed to not accidentally

say i served in desert storm. i served during desert storm. somehow i managed not to make that mistake. >> young i am the type of guy who will make that mistake even if i were not there at all. >> i heard you say you were in the gulf storm. >> i said des desert storm. >> with two s'. >> how do you think this will affect their home life? she is fresh off interesting performances. >> she will be thrilled the questions are no longer about her. and it is about time. >> it is no longer about her butt, but her butt head dad. >> good job. >> touche. >> which proves we don't have notes for this show. >> i would feel like a fool. the wool was pulled over my

eyes for so -- is that the right saying? i just didn't see it coming and i thought he was a national treasure. he was a national -- what rhymes with treasure? censure? >> nicely done. >> well done. >> you know we should do this show without preparation more often. i feel we have gotten off to a great start here. now we are on to serious matters. he is choosing the path of wrath. jordan's king abdullah wasted no time responding to the video. what are you laughing at? did i miss pronounce? roll that again. jordan's king abdul law wasted no time responding to the video of jordanian pilot burned alive quickly ordering the hanging of two al-qaeda prisoners. one u.s. lawmaker who met with abdul law says the king is mad as hell and quoted from the

scene from "unforgiven" about how he will deliver his rete pro biewtion. the king said there will be rete pro biewtion like isis hasn't seen. the only problem we will have is running out of fuel and bullets. all right, ambassador how refreshing is it to hear a leader talk bike that? >> this is exactly what isis needs to hear. the king presides over a stressed out kingdom and millions of refugees. it has been an unstable country since the british and french created it after world world war i. putting in a king from the monarch key. >> you don't have to explain. >> we will come to an end. >> don't tell our viewers they don't know that. >> it has been stressed because of the palestinian problem and now the king has to worry that isis poses a

threat. it is a courageous response. >> isis capitalizes on broken societies in stable areas and with like a million refugees which also speaks to our incompetence dealing with syria. >> i am not sure we could have avoided it, but i think what isis has in mind here which is breaking the coalition. i think the iraqis were already intimidated by isis's brutally. this just reinforces it. this is not just the beheading of a bunch of westerners. this is burning alive a fellow arab and a fellow muslim. it is intended to intimidate. >> john, i'm sure you just assume that we can have a drum circle and hash it out with them. >> i believe in the power of love. >> if we can just learn to understand each other. >> spiral dancing. that's what needs to happen.

what is the question? >> the question is what's next? >> first of all, i will offer this, we should give them fuel and ammunition. we have a lot don't we? i don't know if he is sending a message out. i don't know how much we are funding the jordanian efforts. >> a billion dollars? >> it is supposed to be humanitarian aid. >> that should be a quick fix, right? if they want to -- if they have been pushed to the point where -- an exsew sten shall point where they have to protect the integrity of the border yz not align with an ally? >> we may have to actually go in and do -- at least have more bombing. >> right now all we are doing is offering them quotes from movies to use in their passionate speeches. we see a leader being a leader and creating what seems to be a feasible plan, at least to get a dent in the problem. obama is talking about degrade

and defeat, but i haven't seen really anything to that effect happen. maybe we aren't seeing it. >> that could be true. maybe we aren't. maybe we are the blind ones. what line do you think he has used from "for given." >> i think it is when he says any man i will shoot him. i will not only kim him, but kill -- kill him, but kill his wife and his friends and burn his house down. i think he missed the point of "unforgiven" it was a meditation on the effects of violence. >> he is rice to miss the point. >> it is a great quote whatever. also maybe don't say the only problem we are going to have is running out of fuel and bullets. isis doesn't even need to know that is a possibility. >> do you think 100,000 troops? >> i think part of the problem is that the white house wants us to talk immediately about how many american troops are going to put in. the fact of the matter is his

objective is not something that they are pursuing. it is to degrade and ultimately defeat. it is ultimately being somewhere beyond the horizon. he doesn't assess isis to be a terrorist threat to the united states. maybe a threat to those guys and we should help them out, but he does presidency it as a threat to us. if they come after more americans we will send in the fbi and then prosecute them in federal court. >> i kind of agree with that. i think isis -- i'm all for other countries going rambo on isis particularly other countries in the region. i think isis is much more of an exsew sten shall threat to them than us. >> i think the question is what happens if isis actually creates a new country which it is doing. it is ripping up a hundred years of history. we know already it is a magnet for jihadys. the estimated number of americans are in the hundreds. when you consider the impact a bunch of people in the caves in afghanistan had on us, the

threat down the road is real. from the point of view of american strategic needs you prevent the threat from materializing. that's why acting now is important and in part it is the monarchies in the arabian peninsula that could have a dramatic effect on the world economy. >> if they do create their own country then at that point you nuke them. >> when you start to get bigger it helps you. >> i don't want to hear it again, it is this rhino crap. you can't nuke them. that's what we are waiting for. >> it is an interesting thing. it is an isis state that is truly an isis state. he doesn't like to fight countries. >> we had an opportunity seven months ago to act quickly when they were still forming up. it recalls winston churchill and we should have strangled them in the cradle. we still have a chance to do

it but it is fading away. >> it is on the floor crawling for mommy and daddy's bed. i am just trying to extend the metaphor. >> we have been tighting in the middle east for 25 years now since i have been adult and we weren graijed one way or another bombing and invading and reinvading. i just want to hear a conversation at some point like what is the end gram? >> we have not been bombing and invading because we didn't have anything else to do. >> it is not like this is the first time. we have been involved in that part of the world militarily for a longtime. >> and with good reason. like we have had troops in europe for 65 years and in south korea. that's the nature of the world. >> shutdown. >> oh my god. >> you were boltened. better you than me.

the last time i was boltened i couldn't walk for a week. >> consider that before you stage a coup again. jay i don't know. i still think graham beckel is a tough nut. >> we are not having fair elections around here. >> should we mandate that you vaccinate? the recent measles outbreak has drawn attention to the alarmingly low vaccination rate. in one ymca preschool this santa monica 51% of students were vaccinated which is so absolutely idiotic. statewide over 1,500 daycare centers failed to meet the minimum rate experts say is necessary to prevent a serious outbreak. the majority of these schools are privately funded and allow exemptions for personal beliefs. i guess shopping at whole foods is one of them. public schools had way higher rates and most choosing not to sack vaw nate because of a link between vaccine and autism. a claim that was proven false time and time again.

john stewart went off on the nonvaccers. in 2 005 he did an interview with robert f kennedy junior about the link. >> you were talking about link between autism and vaccinations. it is pretty controversial. >> the science is overwhelming that there is a link between the autism. >> i uh appreciate you getting the word out and parents with kids with autism says it is a difficult thing to deal with. >> that is embarrassing. it is embarrassing. we have two children getting vaccination shots.

>> nice. john okay. my theory is it has been so immensely successful so you don't see the dying children of years ago. so therefore it creates a luxury for people who are affluent and upscale to make these decisions at the -- basically as bar gnaw cals of the boat of people getting immunized. they allow these people not to get the shots. does it make sense? >> it does. i will concede that nonvaccers are liberal creationists. a lot of them congregate in these on claves. they are wealthy and well to do and ignore the signs inconvenient to them. it almost borders on child abuse to a degree. they are projecting -- it is an arrogant thing. they are projecting their

theories on these poor kids. >> it would be -- if that's a choice, then sending your kid out in his underwear in the winter time to school is a choice too because you believe -- >> you can't do that greg. >> you can't this. >> no, trust me. >> you learned that lesson? >> yeah. >> ambassador, this has become a huge story. you can see there were many liberals including barack obama, hillary and john stewart who is now bashing it and was very respectful of the idea earlier. >> it shows how the ends of the political spectrum can meet. it is a liberty question. when you send your germ factory off to school and infects other people. this is not hypothetical. >> it is a chemical weapon. i thought the most amazing thing said was the government doesn't own children. parents own children. i thought to myself, wait, parents don't own children

either sir excuse me? nobody has called him on that but i would like to see a debate defending the proposition that the children are slaves of the parents. i would like to hear him sell that one. >> he is this year's joe backman. should parents have the choice to put their kids at risk? >> i do think that parents should do the parenting. we don't want the government to over step their boundary. of course obama is pushing universal vaccination. the centers will be like grossly vulnerable to these kinds of diseases if this trend of non nonvaccing grows. and then you get into the question of are businesses then going to refuse service to those who are not vaccinated? and will it become a form of discrimination? and then the government has to get involved. whether we want it or thought

the government is involved in it. >> the unvook saw nateed -- the unvaccinated could booy a group that said i don't want that kid at disneyland. >> i don't think think that is a protected class. first of all, can we agree the kennedy gene pool reached its peak a couple generations ago? all parents vaccinate their kids unless there is an incredibly specific reason they can't? >> yes like cancer or ailment. >> i don't think they should use the planes to see the atmosphere and that the new world order was easier to establish. >> we have to draw a line. >> the other thing rand paul said was the first thing to marshall law is vaccination. >> i never thought about that. >> the first steps in marshall law is marshall law. >> how about marshawn.

>> marshawn lynch. >> we are coming back with more stuff. stick around.

so jennifer lopez's new film "the boy next door" doesn't know his ass from his iliad, but is it a gaff or a gag? it is the subject of tonight's -- intentional or stupid? >> my read was intentional and not stupid. here is a scene where the boy who lives next store, hence the title, gives j-lo a copy of the iliad. >> hi, noah. come on in. you know kevin already left. >> actually i picked something

up for you. >> oh my god this is a first edition? i can't accept this. this must have cost a fortune. >> it was a buck at a garage sale. one man's trash. >> i can't, honestly. >> it would mean a lot to me. >> why does she collect all of those phone books. >> the iliad is an ancient greek epic poem. it was not written until the eighth century bc. which was at least a couple hundred years ago. it was the basis for the 2007 movie "transformers." i will go around the table, ambassador, with questions. i am not getting up. people get confused. was the scene intentional? it was snuck in as a joke because they new the actors wouldn't know or was it

stupid? >> i think it was a test for the viewers. oh, the iliad. i remember it well. i read it in college. >> could the first edition be a translation? >> the stupid people here are calling it stupid. >> how dare you, sir. >> it doesn't matter when the iliad was written you can have the first edition of a particular translation. i don't know if there are they first edition iliads worth a fortune, but you can do a google search and find a bunch for a buck or two. even if there were one worth a ton for her to say this must be worth a fortune and for him to say i got it for a buck at a garage sale, she is not a book dealer and it is possible to get something that is worth a lot of money at a garage sale for $1. there is nothing stupid about this scene. >> why are you so defensive? >> this annoys me. this is bloggers. it is snarky bloggers wanting to point out how stupid people are, but they are just

pointing out how stupid they are. >> so you are saying the producer of "the five" who september me this story is stupid. >> anyone who says the scene is stupid is stupid. >> all of this controversy going on in the world and i have no clue what we are up -- what we are talking about. >> we just did brian williams and isis in jordan and you are mad we are doing j-lo. as president of "red eye" you must be aware we do all sorts of stories. >> we do? >> yes. usually doze during them though. i will go to you, joanne. how unlikely is it andy is wrong? i say very likely. >> very likely. while most are a hoax, these kind of things happen in movies. >> they do. >> they do. these actors had no idea at all and it goes to show you that our public school system is failing us. >> you know what else i blame it on?

common core. >> down with the core. >> down with the core. >> by the way, if you take common core and marry it to obamacare with forced vaccinations that's what you will get. >> forced marshall law. >> exactly. would you ever give a girl a book maybe worth millions? >> you are missing the point. i am happy that the iliad is selling. it is number one on amazon. >> who gets the royalties? homer doesn't see it because he is dead. >> his family? >> it is a poem that is getting its moment now. >> what is your second favorite? >> that is my second. >> i was not a big fan of epic poems because they seemed to go on forever and they cheated on the rhyming.

>> more like epic fail. >> very good, very good. my favorite part of the movie has nothing to do with the pseudo mistake. they decided to put glasses on j-lo to create a new character of j-lo wearing glasses. >> she is a classics teacher in high school. in high school she teaches classics. andy is a former classics teacher. >> we have beautiful j-lo and we have to make her into a classics teacher. put glasses on her. that's a trick for soft porn movie. they are in the library and they take off the glasses. >> to be clear, when i talked of classics it was silver age dc. >> and will they ever stop making this film? boy next door? it is a move vee -- movie about a kid infatuated. >> it is a fatal attraction. >> coming up -- >> it is in the trailer. >> i didn't see the trailer.

>> you should see my trailer. i never take it anywhere. it stays in one place. it is better that way in the woods. you can't hear the screams. my screams of loneliness because i sleep there alone. coming up, a rich person throws a tantrum. there's something new. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is brotherly love. not the brotherly love they have in the lanister household. it is the love even if you think they are being stupid you can still connect on your love. thanks brotherly love.

he is in a meeting. there is no penis like snow penis. the ground crew for an irish airline named after -- this case you didn't know this but they made a crude drawing in the snow next to a plane at the dublin airport. the cheapo airline prides itself to catering to travelers with kids. a snow penis is the wrong message to send. said a spokesman "while our ground crew excel at industry-leading 25-minute turn arounds, art is not their forte as they clearly forgot to dry wings on their snow

airplane." i will buy that excuse if it gets me a free trip to estonia. i know a guy that makes yentil there. it is amazing. you have the crump rare and you drop it into the yentil. >> you don't have to tell me. >> be sure and skin it. wait this will it is asleep. let's bring this picture up again, ambassador. i want you to look at this and if you were running ryan air would you fire that person or promote that person or would you give them a stern talking to? >> first i would give them an alcohol breath test. clearly what is going on in the early morning hours. we are getting into the single malts over there. look it is something that represents a break down and discipline of the airline. you have to wonder what else are they doing instead of

loading your bags or fueling the airplane or whatever else the ground crew is supposed to do. >> is this the guy that was trying to get an airline where you can stand up to save space? >> this airline? >> yeah. >> i don't know. >> and he had to like pay to use the bathroom. you would stand. >> spirit. >> is that spirit? >> there are a few that are doing it. >> i like these airlines john. they understand the market and they are making a profit. why do they revert to drawing these things. >> what i want is pride in your work. why does it have to be a crude picture? >> it is always crude. >> why can't it be elegant? >> or more anna tom mickly correct. >> a million years if evolution is correct you will see better versions. or you won't see them at all.

>> it is more like a prong. >> you never know what is going to happen. joanne there are theories that men draw these things because it is the easiest thing to draw. i believe that it is like drawing is a telescope into your lizard brain. whatever you draw it is what you are thinking about a lot. does that make sense? >> the world is going to crap. this is in dublin and it translates throughout the country. it is good to know that they all look the same. that's reassuring. lessen, i don't feel threatened by a solid cartoon. i would rather people draw that than bomb threats in the snow. it could be worse people. >> it could have been the prophet mohamed. >> and then you would be in trouble. >> draw penises and not bomb threats. >> good point. penis pictures don't have accepts.

>> >> andy, i have been told by a number of our producers you spent hours on an interest theory. >> i did. but before i get to that i want to disavow or separate myself from the racist comment about the irish people made by ambassador bolten. they are drunk because they are in ireland? i will bring it up. i talked to a member of the flight crew. they said indeed the problem was not they didn't get a chance to finish their picture. they sent me a sketch. can we put that up? it was a tribute to marshawn lynch, the seattle seahawk's beast mode. >> they have the shoulder pads. >> they have everything but the head and the arm and the feet. they just didn't have time they have such a great on time record. this is a tribute.

>> where did you get that? >> it is actually a cartoon drawing? >> i was going to say that's pretty good. i have to end up -- two points i have to make. the snow excuse was brilliant. you have to admit that person was working for us. coming up with that very quickly was -- the other thing too and this is a sexist comment, but it is a safe bet women didn't draw this. when women draw -- i might have -- one day i was sitting behind a fox news an ter while we were in a seminar and she was doodling and all she was drawing was her name and hearts. her name and hearts. >> it is a heart trail. >> why do women draw hearts and men draw genitals? that's not cultural. that's a biological thing.

>> and you are not taught it. >> it tells you everything about the sexes. women have hearts -- >> and it is about nurturing and love. men are about stabbing. >> men are about running across the countryside and sewing their seed. >> women are like, let's build civilization. >> and i have to care for that. >> i do a gender list. it is faceless genderless people. >> that's beautiful. >> i believe that is our future. >> i doodled lots of violent pictures. >> i do the van halen logo at the same time. >> that was the best ever. you do it so well. that's so true. >> do you get add revenue for that? >> you get to see all of your come be points.

>> comedy points. oh my god this segment is almost as tedious as the movie "chefs." >> that's pretty good. the viewer at home. >> we don't have to show. right now they are already angry. coming up, the mustache hall of fame. not cool if you haven't ordered it at amazon.com. we will be back in a moment. first here is what is coming up on kennedy. >> tomorrow night which is really tonight on kennedy "red eye" president will pay a visit. i'll see you at 10:00 eastern and 7:00 pacific.

it is the upper echelon of upper hair. the american mustache institute, my favorite mustache institute because i am a patriot is set to announce the first inductees to the mustache hall of fame. the institute and its sponsor wall trimmers will announce the official list on february 11th. it is the birthday of the bandit burt reynolds. the global facial hair and attractiveness community -- it is a community, have been pining for a proper place to

those who have brought great mustaches to our world. that is called a pun. we pit our favorite stashes. ambassador, are you jealous of burt reynolds or confident? >> my highest ambitious was just to be president of "red eye" and now it looks like it will be taken away. >> let me ask you something. say you are running for president of the united states

and some guy said to you we have never had a president with a mustache -- though there was teddy roosevelt. >> and taft. >> if shaving it off gave you the presidency would you shave it off? >> of course not. >> that is a man who loves his stache. get your hands-off my stache. >> it is tonight's comedy points. they are bad lines that come from no where. you don't look like you can grow a mustache. maybe on your back. >> i can't actually. i tried once in high school. i dyed it. >> they are whispy. they were like pubic hair. they went to school like a jet black. >> do you have a mustache choice, anybody in particular? >> a big fan of the civil war

general. >> nicely done. >> thank you. >> fantastic. >> that's where they got the name. >> it is too much pressure. >> there was one gigantic glorious cater pillar of hair. >> do you like men with mustaches? >> no. although my father has always had a muss stash and i have -- mustache and i have never seen him without it. i like it on my dad. >> he doesn't carry it around in a bag does he? >> right along with him. my vote is for eddie murphy. when you see him without it you do not recognize him. that's how you should figure out what it is. >> that's joanne andy. >> i thought he looked

beautiful. >> it is part of you. that's what a good mustache is. >> who do you think deserves the nomination? >> don't say hitler, don't say hitler. daniel day-lewis to "gangs of new york" and" there will be blood" but i am going with sam elliott in "tombstone." >> these are real muss stashes. look at that. it is a thing of beaut. >> it is like a giant worm, giant cat cater -- cater pillar. >> i get that they are fuzzy but they are not hairy. >> that's hairy. >> we beat this into the ground. >> i like butterflies. >> butterflies are awesome. butterflies are free. "magic mike xxl" and there is a mike i wouldn't mind getting

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that's the last story. >> will there be too much to like about the next magic mike? it is the "godfather 2" for the movie of male strippers. it was released on wednesday and as "red eye" predicted it is already breaking records. yes. "magic mike xxl" hits theaters on july 1st so this will have to keep us sated, satisfied. ♪

>> nice to meet you magic. >> he has everything, everything. my only complaint is we have to wait four months. i will get it over with. bolten, you e-mailed me this morning. >> i can't wait to see this movie. can't we get it early? >> i will get a bootleg copy and we will have a popcorn party. it is not a euphemism, america. andy, you called me as well about this. >> i did. sometimes you don't know you do the choreography and you don't know how it will turn out. from the trailer it looks like they did a good job at expressing my vision. somebody neats to -- needs to

put that trailer to "she's a maniac" from" flash dance." >> i am disgusted by the lack of originality. it doesn't hide the fact. i find it refreshing. >> it is a work of art. >> i will go see it, but i can already see too much mike and not enough magic. >> and no mcconaghey. >> the first "magic mike" was good. he was great in it. >> and they have to find a new mcconaghey. >> but that character brought a little darkness. it was good. >> all right, joanne. your expectations are high. well you are very high. i can't tell at times. do you think this can top the original? give me six reasons why. >> this is disgusting. this is objectifying men.

i am supposed to be objectified and somebody is taking my thunder and i am not okay with that. >> the people who are enjoying this weren't enjoying you. >> which again upsets me very much. it looks great. i am excited for it. it will do better than "the interview." pretty much any movie would. this is awesome. no substance? great. >> russia will hack who ever produced this movie for ripping off vladimir putin. >> this is going -- you are right. >> i would love to see putin with those moves. >> how do you know he doesn't? >> this gives the academy a chance to make up for his mistake. >> this will be -- you have "godfather 2" and aliens. i think we will be adding "magic mike xxl." >> "jaws 2". >> "jaws 2" was not bad. >> "airport 2".

>> "airport 75". >> special thanks to joanne, andy levey. i'm greg gutfeld. we shall see you next time. well, did you know pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker? i look around this room and i see nothing but untapped potential. you have potential. you have...oh boy. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

hello everyone, i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle and greg bolling. it's dana perino, "the five." well that didn't take long. after isis burned to death a jordanian pilot, jordan responded with a round of golf. i kid. they executed two terrorists with a promise of more to come. i say good job, jordan. although we know isis doesn't care. death to them is a deliverance to a better place where sheep are traded up for virgins as their sad lives enter a glorious eternity of adolescent fantasy. and what of our mellow fellow, the commander in