varney & company. we start sharply on time. "the five" is next. hello everyone. i'm eric bolling along with andrea tantaros and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." so isis is now fully in control of another iraqi town. and just launched a suicide attack on the perimeter of al assad air base a few miles from al baghdadi. more than 300 u.s. marines are stationed there. here's rear admiral john kirby on where things stand now. >> we're talking about somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 to 25 total isil fighters.

at least several suicide attackers. and we do -- early indications are that yes, some of them did detonate their vests, detonate themselves. they were immediately engaged by members of the iraqi army the seventh infan tri of the iraqi army. all were killed. >> but he's still downplaying the threat. >> i don't think we should make more out of this. i'm not saying we're dismissing the seriousness of the potential breach here, or of the increased activity by isil. but we ought not to make more than needs to be made of it. this is an enemy we still assess to be in defensive posture. it's one town. it's not all of iraq. we need to keep it in perspective. >> just noting here, the president's been shooting selfie videos this week. and the commander in chief is now on his way to sunny

california for much needed r & r, golf and high-priced fundraisers. yolo, bob. >> yolo? >> you only live once, remember, the video from yesterday. >> i thought it was kind of appropriate backdrop for what he's doing this weekend. he's getting ready to go out and play a little golf. and, you know, do a selfie. i think that's part of it. seriously, you expect the commander in chief on everything -- i'm not downplaying it either, but it's one town. it's 25 people. he's going to stop himself from doing whenever that happens he's going to stop himself completely. >> dana, you think it's one town and they're not actually making inroads. >> i believe the pentagon press secretary. i don't feel he has reason to downplay the threat. the first reports we saw were from reuters. >> i'm not necessarily talking this attack. i'm talking in general. >> i think it's impossible to know. last week when they were trying to push that kobani had been returned to iraqi hands, at the

same time isis had increased its land territory by 30% within syria. so i don't know if -- it's not exactly one for one. i think it's just too hard to know. i don't think they're lying to us though. i also think we have to point out that the president actually is in california because he held a cyber security summit today. and he did tack on the trip to palm springs after that. but he was on serious business. >> okay. thanks, dana. so great. >> we have to be fair. >> no, because we've been talking about whether or not this strategy or lack thereof is working or not. but when you listen to the admiral kirby it sounds like it's working. >> well, it's terrifying what's going on with all of this climate change, seizing control of northern iraq, i think we should send bill ny the science guy. by joke here their obsession with other issues have allowed

this to happen. however, what's going on in this area isn't necessarily bad. the fact is you can only step on roaches when you can see them. and the strategy is to create a place for them to go. and then you follow a simple equation in which you kill more of them than actually enlist. for every new recruit, you know, we should try to kill four. i mean, it's all about enticing them. we should open a flag company. and then whoever buys an isis flag you follow them home and kill everybody. >> you know what i heard today ang? i heard president obama today call out the shootings in north carolina and the three muslim students killed. he said no one should be targeted for their faith. very important targeted. it was just a day ago he said the shooting, the terrorist attack in the jewish deli in paris was a random act. i'm seeing inconsistencies here. >> well, he's mentioned religion as well bringing up chris chas chanty and christianity has flaws as well. greg's right.

they have focused on all these other issues because they don't want to focus on terrorism in the middle east. not just that for them to focus on isis they have to retract the storyline they sold us which was iraq was going to be the greatest achievement. biden told us that. we know that's not true. the president wasn't going to his intelligence briefings wasn't reading his intelligence memos saying isis is jayvee. there was an opportunity to take them out and he didn't want to do it for political reasons because he wants to pull out of iraq and afghanistan politically. now he's faced with going in wiping them out or doing nothing. but halfhearted measures in war, as the famous saying goes, are madnessment madness. so he has to wipe them out or do nothing. right now he's provokeing the jihadis without doing anything. poking the bee's nest and they're going to come after us. >> only one of two things, go in and do it. >> right, or do nothing. exactly. >> look. there's been a lot of air drops, a lot of people killed, a lot of

things being done. we don't give enough credit to the iraqis who i've been dumping on for a long time. we know the kurds are doing a good job. i'm not sure willing to answer that question, are you willing to send troops on the ground? >> if it's working and everyone thinks admiral kirby's right and it is working, i prefer troops on the ground be arab coalition group of troops on the ground rather than american troops. no one is crazy about president obama invoking targeted attacks to the three muslim students that were killed over likely a parking space yet he won't say islamic terrorist and calls paris attack in a kosher deli nothing to do with -- >> i think he would say he's been consistent. and i could see how they could draw that line as weird as that might seem to us i think he could probably say let's look at all these statements. if you want to do a sentence diagramming, you could see -- >> also we don't know if it was a parking space. we've heard that. the guy that -- the guy who

killed these poor people is a horrible horrible man. he should be hung in a park. a disgusting person. and i think what bugs me most about this is why the hell are we introducing politics into that story? let it go and deal with it as a horrible, horrible crime. find out what really happened there. what really happened there. and don't turn it into a political football. >> very good. >> i do get what you're saying tho, eric, there have been instances where he's targeted companies like the hobby lobby who are christian companies and used harsher rhetoric than he has -- >> we'll move on. my point simply was we know they targeted the kosher deli because it was tied to the likelihood of jewish people being in the deli. i think it's pretty obvious. let's move on. how serious is the isis threat to america? listen to this assessment from democratic senator dianne feinstein. >> we've seen the beheadings we've seen the burnings we've seen the hostages taken.

we've seen people frog walked and then essentially mowed down. we've seen massacres. we've seen christians killed simply because they were christian and not muslim. there's never been a time when there are more threats to the united states than there is now. so as i said once before we're either going to fight them there or we're going to fight them here. >> she is in a position to have a very educated opinion on that. >> right. so her commentreaction to this new authorization to use military force question that's in front of the congress. on the left, the concerns -- not dianene feinstein but democrats would be farther left than she is on this are saying it's too strong, it's too open-ended. it gives the president too much leeway. we don't want to go for it. the republicans on the other hand are looking at the language that the president said over and saying this actually doesn't look like it would achieve what

she just outlined we need to achieve. we fight them there or we're going to fight them here. so i think that the president, once again because they did not use very clear language has put forward legislation that the congress is not going to be able to pass without significant changes. and if it passes at all. the president has shown he's willing to do whatever he has been doing over the last six months without asking the congress for permission. probably doesn't need anything additional. >> point we talked about yet yesterday, there's nothing in this legislation that he could do without legislation. what he's done is open everybody up left and right to attach something to it. that resolution led to broad war in vietnam. if you want to give yourself that kind of christmas tree for people to hang bulbs on. >> two-thirds of americans polled in fox news poll say he's not doing enough in fighting islamic terrorism. >> i think that's probably true. i think the beheadings recently don't help.

i would, to answer your question, bob, why is he doing it this way? to me it's suspect that he circumvents congress on the things he really wants to do. he doesn't want to do this so it tells me he wants cover from congress. and he says let them fight it out, right? if he's dragged one way where they don't agree to put boots on the ground, then he can say, oh that was their decision. if it's the other way he can blame them if something goes wrong. i think he's reaching out to congress for a cya attempt cover your behind, and he doesn't do it -- there's another word i can't say it on tv though. >> dianne feinstein, refreshing to hear a democrat call it what it is. >> yeah. i mean, well with evil we need to be all-in. but it's hard when the president is all out. and he has -- it's a philosophical issue with him when you're dealing with the powerful versus the powerless. you cannot call it what it is. and that's why i think the poll doesn't -- the poll represents kind of a skepticism about his

own desires for achieving a victory when in his own head he doesn't believe in victory. he doesn't believe in winning or losing. i mean look if we had stayed there, this wouldn't have happened. and it was based on the idea that staying there was somehow weird, but we've stayed for extended periods of time in places after wars. that's normal. what's weird is leaving after you've won and letting -- and squandering a victory. that's weird. >> and maybe putting a timeframe on it. remember authorization use of military force has three-year limit on it whereas you are just pointing out if you kept going, you didn't have a time limit. last one today at the pentagon fox's james rosen asked admiral kirby a very interesting question. listen to this. >> would you say that barack obama as commander in chief has had a positive impact on the morale of the men and women of the united states armed forces? >> the commander in chief is the commander in chief. he deserves and he has the respect of every man and woman in the united states military.

and it doesn't matter to us who's in the white house or who sits on capitol hill. what matters is we do the job we're told to do. >> dana, good answer? >> excellent answer. the only possible answer. the best answer. it should always be the answer. now, you have seen polls that show that the military has had a decline in approval for president obama but they are professionals. you hardly hear anyone ever utter those words. they keep their personal opinions to themselves. they're there to do a job on behalf of all the american people. and i thought admiral kirby answered that perfectly. >> the most important thing in the military is chain of command. doesn't matter who he is. >> yeah -- go ahead, bob. >> yeah, chain of command. this commander in chief you don't agree with his position therefore it's not a good chain of command. >> who me? >> yeah. >> i don't agree with his position on what? i'm pretty much on board with everything he's done with isis. you do realize that right? >> no i didn't realize that.

>> okay. andrea, your thoughts on this. >> i think there have been things he's done that would make sense for why the military is not feeling very good about this president. one, they've spent millions of dollars and lost blood and treasure to capture these terrorists in gitmo, and he's releasing them. so if you're one of the men and women who went out to get one of these terrorists or one of the families that was home while that was happening you've got to be pretty ticked off right now. also when he came out and said we don't have a strategy on isis. imagine if you're at the department of defense, you're like how can you say that, we have strategies. if you're at the cia you're upset about trying to try interrogation officials for doing their job. and letting iraq go. letting iraq slide. if you served in iraq you've got to be pretty upset right now. >> don't forget the budget. >> and cutting benefits, yeah. >> and simultaneously you have deaths at the v.a. while chelsea manning is getting hormone treatments, on the house. >> and a new column. >> new column on the guardian, well-deserved i might add.

>> one thing i don't agree with is when susan rice is making phone calls to the field generals telling them what the white house thinks. >> i agree with that. >> i need to go they're telling me. up next, should you have to have a college degree to become president of the united states? we're going to debate that. and later, facebook friday one of our favorite segments. send us your questions on facebook.com/thefivefnc. we'll answer them coming up.

hey, so should it matter if a president has a college degree? former presidential candidate howard dean thinks so. he took on presidential 2016 contender scott walker for leaving marquette university his senior year before getting a diploma, accusing him of being unknowledgeable. however, harvard medical school graduate charles krauthammer completely disagrees. >> i don't understand the story. where is the story here? student who's bored with his studies, with a year to go in credits in his senior year interested in other events offered a good job and leaves. that's a story, that's a dog bites man story. i think this is a guy who has been vetted and people are searching for dirt.

it's hard to find. >> bret baeir recently asked him about. >> isn't it strange to have a president who hasn't finished college? >> oh, sure. we wouldn't have the founders of microsoft and facebook and apple and plenty of other places out there if each of those folks left to start those companies about the same time i did in my senior year. >> all right. greg, this is your favorite topic. >> well -- >> is this academic elitism at its best. >> howard dean is proof that a college diploma doesn't correspondent with iq. scientifically speaking dean resides in the same genetic arm as an end table. college has changed. you no longer learn how to think. you are told what to think. and what you end up having is people who aren't really smart, but they think they're smarter as they develop pointless opinions about gender and divestment. a lot of people, for me the reason why i went to college, was a delay tactic. i didn't know what i wanted to

do. and i was scared. i didn't want to go into the real world. and i think a majority of people use college to figure out what to do. there are rarities where there are people who know what to do and leave. that's what scott walker did. that's what all the examples that you hear over and over again, these are people that figured oit ut. and 90% of life is figuring out what to do next. it's just that some people it takes four years or seven. >> we actually have a list. let me show you out of the 44 presidents we've had there have been ten that did not have college degrees. and then just -- we don't have to name all of them these are the successful americans of modern times that don't have degrees including oprah winfrey which i didn't know. it doesn't matter to me, andrea but do you think that if scott walker were a liberal and a conservative suggested he should not be president because he didn't go to college do you think that would ever happen? >> no. but i actually think liberals would find it horrifying that he didn't go to an ivy league university. i think politically, dana this

points to the strength of walker. that's the first thing i thought was they're firing at him because they're deeply threatened by somebody like walker. and i think that when they do this they reveal a really ugly side of themselves. because really it's elitist. and they are looking down on somebody like walker who's had tremendous success. and i do think it will backfire. because i think there's a lot of people in the country who say maybe i didn't go to an ivy league college or a four-year college, it was a two-year college or maybe a trade school. or, hey, i don't have a job right now. my college degree isn't really helping. i think they would look at howard dean and say this is an unfair attack. >> does this type of comment from howard dean represent what the democrats really think about people without college degrees? and does it risk alienating the democrats from the rest of the people? or does it maybe work? >> you're point, the world alien is right. he's a friend of mine -- i wanted myself to be a microbiologist. and i had it all worked out. and my senior year i ran out of

money. that's why i went into politics. this is the kind of thing -- you were really going to be a microbiologist? >> come on. >> i just wanted to check. >> you're right this is the kind of thing that tends to backfire. fortunately it was not another candidate. howard dean seems to come out with these lines. we did one not too long ago. >> isis is a cult not a -- >> yeah. i said i like howard, but howard was a doctor. >> but bob do you think that he does it on his own? or do they wind him up to throw these bombs? or is this just knee-jerk because he used to be in charge of the dnc? >> the hill will say whatever he wants when he wants to say it. he won't get in trouble at all. >> greg -- eric does this make the democrats look worse than the republicans? >> yes every liberal -- every democrat is going, no, what are you saying? we're supposed to be -- it doesn't matter what your college education is. you know if it were a liberal

they'd be saying look at this guy, didn't finish college he forged through, he fought against his opponents he won re-election three times when he wasn't even up for re-election on two of the three times. he would be a champion on the left if he were a liberal but he's a republican so howard dean says he doesn't have enough education. i don't know, look what a lot of education gets. president obama has a harvard education and wherever else columbia, west coast, pepperdine -- wherever. look where that got us. >> i have a prediction though. i think that in -- if this gets into a big competitive primary, it won't be one of the other republican candidates that raises this. it will be some third party pac that raises the issue just to put doubt into the minds of people. >> americans for presidential candidates with college degrees. >> something like that. >> do you know who never went to college? >> caligula. >> interesting. do you know who else didn't finish his senior year?

karl rove. >> there you go. atilla the hun. and joe solid. go to college, kids. >> and ellen degeneres. >> yes. >> they're all evil. >> do you know who else might not have gone to college? the people who came up with chris christie's pac -- the name for chris christie's pac. >> that was a good one. we'll tell you -- >> can i tell them now? >> do you remember it? >> leadership matters for america dot org. lmf -- >> facebook friday and we'rererererere

what's wrong with asking questions? isn't it a sign of intellectual

spirit? one that's unafraid of posing provocative notions? poppy -- only idiots hide behind the phrase, i'm just asking questions, to avoid reaping the shame and abuse for posing repellant garbage. see shirley mcclain, in her memoir the crack pot writes, what if most holocaust victims were balancing their karma from ages before when they were roman soldiers putting christians to death, the crusaders who murdered millions in the name of christianity, the energy of killing is endless and will be experienced by the killer and killee. it's not just offensive but example of imposter intelligence. for intellect without boundaries is mere stupidity. any adult can ask a question and a tasteless one frolics in the mid e misery of others. it's no different than a typical 9/11 truther. they weren't in new york didn't see the planes hit the buildings or the people die lucky them they can pose questions minus the intimacy of suffering.

likewise shirley wasn't in a concentration camp allowing her to use their hell for fun and profit. which leads me to wonder, did shirley write this awful book for punishment as her being a horrible creep in a previous life? no, because she's a horrible creep in her present life. maybe in the next one she'll be human. i'm just asking questions. just asking questions. dana, this book came out last year, but people are finally getting around to reading it because we're so busy. >> it's one of those books that you buy but don't read. >> exactly. like every book. >> except for yours. >> of course. she thoroughly debunks the notion that with age comes wisdom. because as she ages she gets nuttier and nuttier. >> i'm not going to disagree with you on that but i think there's something else happening in publishing. >> what? >> another recent example was lina dunham's book, which people bought but did not read. >> right. >> until kevin williamson of

national review said i think i'll read this book. comes to find out there were very controversial things in there. so publishers are either not reading them or they don't realize this is actually going to be controversial or they know it's controversial, they don't try to protect their authors and they let it happen so they get to do segments like this. and they get drudge report coverage so they can get more publicity for their books. that's my theory. >> eric -- >> can i just point out? >> yeah. >> i think i know someone who read that book. president obama. >> really? >> who else would equate 800-year-old crusades to explain events happening now or around now? >> you're just raising questions. >> you're raising a question. >> just asking. >> just asking. >> reached too far, don't you think? >> just asking a question. >> shirley you must be kidding. >> you think eric just went too far? whoa, bob. >> god knows where i was in

previous life. >> that's true. >> you're living -- >> lord knows where you were once in this life. >> that's right. there have been a few of them. i was going to make comment here and i let it go because i think publishers haven't just went through the process of selling a book. some are clueless, some don't get it, but most don't read the book. so maybe this is an effort to try to gin up sales after the fact. >> could be. andrea imagine if you went to the mother of a murdered child and said maybe your kid probably killed somebody in a previous life. that's kind of wrong but that's exactly what she did in a more cowardly way because she did it in a book and not to people's faces. >> so you wonder, one, who is she friends with? right? who does she surround herself with? to dana's point somebody had to read and edit this book. and same thing with lina dunham's book. there were reviews done on the book where people did read it and praised it. so i do think it's a case of people reading this going that's a really good question.

>> yeah. >> and they just nod their heads and do stepford staff type things and let them get away with it because they either agree or they love them so much that they don't question the ridiculousness of what they're saying. this is pretty disgusting though. >> yeah. they're terrifying. >> did you actually think that about the child victims of the holocaust? >> crazy. >> calling her crazy it's pointless. >> she's really good in downton abbey. >> yeah, she is. >> she should stick to acting. >> yeah. >> who does she say these theories to? like at cocktail parties. i know those holocaust victims was it karma? >> do you think she says that in hollywood? i doubt it. >> no kidding. >> or eric has a good point. >> what? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> i'm only kidding. i thought i'd give you a shot -- you would never rebirth or understand that. >> rebirther -- >> that's a birther with

comment. [ laughter ] >> i have not seen the birth certificate. that's a good point. impeach him. facebook friday is up next.

time now for facebook friday. and i have got your questions for us right here. so let's kick it off. bob, take a break from your valueentine writing. from teresa w, how is your daughter doing in college and is it an adjustment for her? >> she's doing very well and it's more of an adjustment for me than for her. and i miss her very much. she's doing very well. she loves colorado. and the good news she doesn't want to come back to washington. she's now going to move into business school, believe it or not. and she said the only thing holding her back right now is me. >> awe. >> got to let her go. >> by the way she's doing great. thank you for asking. >> that is good. linda g., eric, what do you miss

about chicago? >> not much. >> the weather. >> i do not miss the weather. the coldest place on the planet. i don't care -- >> the pizza. >> the pizza's great. >> the mayor. >> i miss corner russian division. there are amazing bars people congregate, that's a great place to hang out. if you're a tourist, wait until it's like june otherwise it will be too cold. >> i thought that would be some bizarre math equation. >> russian division? >> are there really only 100 days of summer in chicago? >> 85 of them are sweltering hot. >> are the worst. >> dana from karen l., what is the worst dish you ever served your hubby and did he eat it any way? >> well, if he were here he might flip the question around because he does more cooking than i do. when i was living in england i got this cook book and i was really trying i made something called no-bake cookies. which was the idea of this

healthy cooking thing and basically it was like soup, mud or looked like dog -- >> that's love. >> no-bake cookies, no such thing. >> that reminds me of a movie -- never mind. >> greg, you're up. trisha wants to know please share some thoughts about david carr. >> david carr is a great media reporter for the "new york times" who i knew for about 15 years. passed away yesterday. was quite a character. one of the most interesting people that i've ever met. in every iteration of my career i got in trouble he was there on a bicycle smoking a cigarette -- he actually flew to london when i was at maxim and watched that downfall. he always seems to show up after i implode and writes about it.

he was such an interesting person. and everybody in media loved him even if -- like he wasn't a fan of the work i did, but it really didn't matter. he was a fan of interesting things. the only reason -- i mean he's the only thing i read in "new york times." >> sounds like he did his job because he wasn't supposed to be a fan. >> yeah. he was biased but he was true. >> yeah. >> i guess. >> all right. very sad. >> he'll be missed. >> from judy m. for me andrea have you ever dated a liberal democrat? and did you try and reform him? bob's laughing because no, i have not. although -- >> you sure? >> i tweaked my policy. remember how i said i would never go out with someone who voted for president obama? >> yeah. >> i recently changed the policy, but i've altered if they voted for the first time i can forgive but not the second. >> i think that's a good policy. >> i moved the field goal, dana, you know?

>> i think that's reasonable. >> i think that's reasonable too. plus, he's really cute. what one thing in your life are you most proud of? >> by far and away unquestionably getting sober and developing faith to do it. >> that's a good one. eric. michael p., you're stranded on a desert island. three favorite all-time albums you cannot survive without. what would they be? >> toys in the attic. >> who? >> aerosmith. led zeppelin any -- >> they had an album called any? >> led zeppelin ii was my favorite. >> dana, how did you become a country music deejay and who do you enjoy listening to beside dirks bentley? >> i became a country music deejay, it was 2:00 a.m. to 6:00

a.m. saturdays to sundays in pueblo colorado. did pueblo and colorado springs. i got the job because if you wanted to go into tv you really had to start in radio. and that was a way to get a start. and i'm not good at staying up late. i'm pretty good at getting up early, but not that early. but i was a huge fan of garth brooks and george strait. i grew up listening to country music. then after those ten years of the white house years where i didn't listen to anything but national public radio, i started listening and i found dirks bentley. and so who do i listen to besides him? dirks bentley tribute bands. >> wow. >> what would you do at dirks bentley induction? >> i like zac brown, i like randy how -- i like levi -- >> you're a big fan of g.g. alan. >> i don't know who that is. >> it's an excellent documentary. don't watch before you eat dinner. greg from jerry without

insulting you, what is with the shirts and sweaters? i think that's an insult. >> i have no idea. it just happened. you know how you develop a weird obsession. you start collecting things and all of a sudden the people come in to boom your door because you've got 6,000 egg mcmuffins. >> or unicorn dogs. >> you know what it was? >> it's cold in here. >> it's cold in here. >> who's sweaters are they? >> my sweaters. since hemmer moved out all his stuff is in storage. and come get your jerseys whenever you want, hemmer. you really ruined it eric. you had to bring up the past. >> last one, because we don't have time for the group question, unless you want the group question. >> no, you go ahead and take yours. >> trudy name one thing on your bucket list. why are you laughing? >> you're too young to have a bucket list. >> i do have a bucket list. meeting joan rivers was on my bucket list. that one had to get crossed off very

i don't know. go to south america. become a mom. i don't know. those are good ones right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i used to have a bucket list. one of the greatest bars around the world i wanted to go to. >> a sand bucket, a water bucket. >> the group question we can answer on social media. >> what does it say? >> do "the five" hosts have tattoos? >> no. >> we've got some love questions coming up. it's valentine's day eve. bob's writing his

valentine's day is tomorrow. whoop y. in a minute we'll talk about what's most important when choosing a valentine. first, the big question, do you believe in love at first sight? 51% say yes, 47% say no eric you say? >> yes. >> dana? >> yes happened to me. and now we've been married 17 years. >> wow, greg? >> no. love at first sight is a biological mechanism tricking you into commitment so that you have children and continue your species. and then later kill each other. >> awe. that's such a lovely valentine's

day thought. >> andrea quickly. >> we're known for lust at first sight. >> yes. >> i don't believe in love at first sight. >> it's lust. >> yeah, it's lust. >> i believe because -- go back to my drinking days in a bar, i saw a woman, she was beautiful, she was a ten and the next morning i woke up and she was a two. what are you looking like that before? >> because you've said that 67 times. >> oh poor bob and his bad jokes that he uses all the time. >> they did another poll. 80% say sense of humor, 7% say politics. do you agree with that? >> yeah. if the whole pie is 100%, 99.9% is sense of humor. politics shouldn't even play a role. >> i agree. dana. >> i like humor. it's the best thing. >> greg, you may be close on this. >> politics is important. humor's important. but if they're so hot who

cares. who cares. i don't care if they can't even speak. >> that's what people say when they see you. >> i don't care if they're murderers, they're beautiful come on over. >> sense of humor, bob. >> good. okay. well i'll tell you mine but i've got a late -- my valentine's out there today, you know who you are it will be a little late getting there. blaze from daddy. blaze again. >> blaze? >> blaze. it's a star to crystal again. >> you don't have a daughter named gigi or crystal. >> here's my valentine's. you are the one and only one for me -- only one for me. >> they're going to love those. one more thing is up next.

time for one more thing. greg, you take it. >> tonight i'll be on o'reilly. it's a barnburner, nana. >> how appropriate. favorite part of the year is the panda olympics. there's a lot of splinters. take a look. here we go. these are all seasoned panda athletes. you know what, that's fluffy mcgee who actually took first

place. these guys have been doing this for years. and they are amazing. the winner of course got a full banquet of foods. >> how do you win? >> keep going down the slide over and over again without hurting yourself. the losers, however, are made into hats. but i think it's a win-win for everyone, i think. in fact, win-win is the name of the panda. >> oddly enough, named the same as the cat a couple weeks ago. >> they're all iris pandas. win-win. >> so is it's time for -- oh, the week again. a lot of options to choose from. president obama with the selfie. howard dean for calling out scott walker's education. the radical girl scouts in oakland, california.

and supreme court justice ginsburg who said she wasn't 100% sober. >> that was awesome. you called her a loser? >> no. however, didn't take this person off. >> you have a very sort of placid, even way of presenting. but you are just working for justice underneath. would you quack for us? >> i'm not sure i want to do that. but i like the analogy. >> melissa harris-perry with outgoing attorney general, asking him to quack like a duck y she said underneath like she wanted to lick his face.

this is an amazing new invention. it's called movement.org. it is a new way for lawmakers, policymakers and journalists to connect with human rights activists on the ground. think about this if you are on the ground in syria or iraq or iran and you want to get your message out, you can go on and you can talk to people like senator marco rubio. he wanted to find out what was going on on the ground in iran, in these foreign countries. you can go to cuba. you can find out what's happening. you have a post. if you're on the ground you can tell your story and reach directly to washington or wherever. this is a jean isgenius idea. it is an excellent tool for journalists and researchers. movements.org. >> it is friday, the 13th. ever wonder why it is a scary day? it started in europe, actually. out of that they have named the

movies freddy krueger. some hotels don't have a 13th floor. it's all about 13. most things it is is a problem. >> one next month and one later in the year. have you ever seen the movie about the star wars? >> gee what was the name of that? >> i don't know. >> jabba the hut in the bar. >> dana one more thing? >> most women love men that have an accent. for a long time the first accent was french. there was a poll by the daily mail. it is now the english accent that is preferred. and i happen to be the lucky recipient of the accent. my husband peter took a selfie with jasper. he just took a selfie. they went to the park. i wasn't there. we have been together 18 years.

>> we've got to go. set your dvr so you don't ever miss an episode. that's it for invited me to my anniversary party in oklahoma but i committed to the basketball game. happy valentine's day. welcome to "hannity." iraqi security forces successfully repelled an attack by isis militants on a key air base in the anbar province in iraq, but not before the jihadists came within several kilometers of 320 u.s. marines stationed at that base training members of the iraqi military. i'm tucker carlson in tonight for sean. we turn to catherine herridge for what's going on. >> thank you, tucker. while military officials here in washington are putting the best possible face on the incursion this is the first time numbers of isis fighters penetrated and today