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morning producer. >> nice. >> and you can tell by his face he's excited to be here. seriously. that's his excited face. it is tv's andy levey. and he is so loud this is the only time your grand ma doesn't meed to turn up the volume. it is sherrod small. he looks like a hip hop isis baby. >> you were hoping for that line. >> do you want me to plug your show or not? "race wars" with kurt metzger. >> # red eye. >> he is the only rick i would like to roll. next to me, the spokesman to four -- four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can kittens and nutella put them under a spella?

they are lure them through the social media. >> isis is talking about jars of nutella andemogie's. they want people to believe their life on the the battlefield is not so different than yours. >> emogie. meanwhile, i thank you. isis is developing abs. one of their fighters once had dreams of being a fitness instructor. the new york times reports that that -- what a coincidental name. seen here, quote trained relentlessly hoping that his effort would bring him success girlfriends and wealth. his goals never materialized. here is an exercise video he shot two years ago.

yakin is still makin fitness videos, but for his fellow jihadys. >> nice log. yakin is from egypt and his friends back home are surprised he ended up on the battlefield of syria. said one pal his dream was to be a great personal trainer. dare to dream i always say. he wanted to work abroad and have fun and get a hot girlfriend. can we see the jihad fitness video with the sound turned up? >> come on, pony. we are going to kick up those calories! kick them up! lift and lift. you are doing fantastic. do it again here we go. >> i always knew richard simmons was a member of isis. let's start with the kittens

and nutella. expecting them to be lured in by -- >> they are so low on my priority list. i feel like this is the problem with isis. they don't understand the western woman. >> who does? >> if i had to be guaranteed to join this group of people i would need my own bathroom. that would be a good one. guaranteed hot water as well, wi-fi maybe dropping the whole terrorism thing and allowing other people to join the group. we don't want to exclude anybody, do we? >> that's a lot to ask. >> i need this, i need that. no you need to be quiet. that's what you need. >> this fitness trainer story

is a universal tale of terrorism. if at first you don't succeed join a terrorism group. what was that? the table is falling apart. >> you know what that is a sign. continue with your train of thought. >> they are both equally crazy. >> they are going to the gym and this guy is a terrorist. he is from egypt and all of his friends are shocked he went? >> yeah. >> then those aren't your friends. you don't know he is going to fight with isis? you don't even know if he is a cap -- capricorf. >> let's talk about the summit. >> the president's summit? >> yes. >> this is a guy talking about programs over the next 10 to

15 years. he is talking about flood insurance when the house is burning down. >> good metaphor. >> we need somebody who will immediately say we have to go after the terrorists. we have to talk about the other programs how to get them off and get jobs later. let's go after the terrorists now. >> the fact he can't link islam to terror is like not linking rubble to an earthquake. >> wow. >> and i am moving beyond this debate now. >> here is the thing. >> it is terrible you can't say it. >> how is that affecting us? i think we should be talking about the president's authorization for military force. the thing he put forward is a campaign promise. it is not putting intelligence officers on the ground. it is not allowing the military to have the precision tools. so what we have right now is a general bombing campaign. just bomb anything. we have really bad

information. >> are we on "the 5"? >> we will get to owe about -- obama later. can i bring in andy? >> andy i mentioned that you had a dream of being a fitness trainer that was side tracked when people saw you without your shirt on. it was repulsive the amount of extraneous nipples you have and they are in the shape of a pen tau gram. >> that sounds hot. >> and leaking blood. >> see that was unnecessary. >> sorry to under cut your 37 37nipples in the shape of a pen tau gram. i took it too far. >> you didn't need the blood. >> we don't know for sure that richard simmons is with isis. that's the first thing. the second thing i want to say is [bleep] isis. how dare they steal my bit of

luring women with kittens and nuttela. >> you put the kitten on the nutella, right? >> i will then take your 37nipples bloody. >> there is always going to be young people seduced by extreme ideology. you have to hope they choose less disgraceful ones. you just hope. he went from one extreme to another. >> no girls in that extreme. >> it was all about girls though. he didn't get the girls one way so he tried to get the girls the other way. >> it would have been better if he was extreme about the band extreme. >> am i rock to say it is a -- am i wrong to say it is a better marketing tool to use him rather than quit -- kittens? >> he is in shape. >> it is a terrible, terrible organization.

terrible. >> are you a natural consultant. >> you didn't even bother with their values. you said here is what i should do. >> he thinks rap ain't all that. our colleague and my life coach geraldo rivera stopped by and talked about his love of the hip hop. >> hip hop has done more damage to black and brown people than racism in the last 10 years. >> what an i idiot. >> hold on sherrod. >> no, i will not. >> the "celebrity apprentice" runner up said the hip hop culture pushed minority youths out of the mainstream. those who make it in the music business you will not find a lot of people walking around with their pants around their ass and tattoo.

he said me gulls -- is that how you say it? like russell simmons have to accept the blame. >> at some point they have to cop to the fact that by encouraging this distinctive culture that is removed from the mainstream they have encouraged people to be so different from the mainstream that they can't participate other than the racks and the garment center and the entry level jobs. i lament it. i really do. i think it has been destructive culturally. >> simmons shot back telling "tmz" that geraldo is not looking to the youth. >> it has people so twisted. for 40 years they have been locking up drug add -- addicts and then dumping them back in the hood. that jail culture is obvious.

>> he is my fashion icon. we asked a member of the hip hop community to comment. ♪ >> that proves geraldo's ppoint. a normal cat and it is teaching this cat, look, you dj. no, he is a cat. he is not getting in the clubs. >> first of all, geraldo, is it? you sound like an old man who doesn't know what he is talking about. the pants down thing that's a prison thing. if you lock the kids up and come back to the hood they will bring back the culture. that's prison. that's not hip pop, dumb, old geraldo. >> tell us how you really feel. >> it sounds like parents in their 40s and 50s, it is the rock and roll's problem.

>> you know what, i would agree with everything that doesn't include insulting geraldo. i agree it has happened with other types of music. they said the same thing about frank sinatra. >> they should do a musical about that. >> he turns all of his problems into [bleep] money. i like you. everything is so positive. i am behind that. >> i am a republican. that's what we do. follow us. >> preach preach. >> there is one exception and that is does hip hop say -- does it discourage achievement if it is part of hip hop? achievement only happens if you are a rapper or hip hop artist, but they are not that interested in pushing achievement. that's a criticism evening among black leaders, right? >> i think you give music too much credit or power when that happens.

music is a big part of people's lives, but at the end of the day who really says music will overtake them and all of the song lyrics are their mantra of life. it is music and they are listening to music. where are their parents? >> you know what it is? heavy metal music in the 80s. people are you can taying about satan and all of these kids were unfairly tarnished. >> was it unfair? was it unfair? >> mostly. >> they were the nerds shanking out in the smoking pit. >> all of those kids are dead today. >> they are not. they are all working for apple. >> it is like i hate the tech know stuff. i will say the same thing about techno that gerlado says about hip hop. >> and you can link the techno to the drugs people enjoy. simmons is saying it reflects reality. could they meet in the middle?

>> fight in the death pit? >> geraldo is in great shape. >> i know. geraldo was talking about rap but he is talking about fashion. he is not wrong. i understand where he is coming from. if you look like lil wayne you will limit the job opportunities you have. >> what about in a lil wayne look alike contest? >> then you got me there. >> depends on how much the prize money is. if it is a low amount it is not worth it and you can't live on it. >> there are so many people you can emulate than beyonce and jay-z. >> he was wearing red glasses and had messy hair. does the huff post to the have hair and make up? >> this is the dude fighting on his show with roy ennis and the klan?

>> the chair episode. >> i remember it vividly. he is the bad influence. >> he went after a jonas brother and that crosses the line. >> isn't that the lovely three or four houses you have on the hudson? >> as the only african-american on the pam what is your take on this? >> i would like to say geraldo is fantastic. i agree with you carly. he is not talking about the music, thank god, because there is nothing more tedious than an old person talking about rap music. >> he is not old. he is only 20 years older than me. >> he is 20 years localedder than an old man. >> 50 is the new 47. >> i do -- i get what he is saying and it goes back to what you said 3w* techno.

it is a fact of his age and it is the same thing with us. >> i get it. i am not saying i dislike him but you are an old dude. >> hip hop fashion has been a revolt against the prevailing white culture. there is an aspect he is over looking, but i also think what carly said is true. it is one thing to dress a certain way around the house and with your friends, but the problem is can you dress that the way society demands of you to get a job? >> it is called get jiggy with it. >> that's right. if you can do that, you are frien. fine. >> say you are running a business and you don't want the cashier with his pants down to his thighs. >> anybody that goes for a job is not going to do that. if you do that that is a dumb person.

that is a dummy. it has nothing to do with hip hop or geraldo's chest hair. looks like chili meat. >> i don't even understand that. >> put on your pr heart and say something cold and calculated and designed to make money. >> that geraldo went on the reality show "celebrity uh apprentice" and making $750,000 for being runner up. >> he went to charity but -- >> they get a check. >> charity gets what you win but you get a salary for the show. >> l are we celebrity though? >> i am working on it. i thought i was gary coleman, but they didn't buy it. >> that's because he is dead. >> gary coleman is dead? >> what shoe box did they put him in?

>> oh that's terrible. >> shook the whole studio up. make money out of that republicans. >> healthy vegetables or alien dplow better -- flower waiting for the strike. i heyed -- hate sherrod. i hate sherrod.

♪ i hate him. i do.

it is not even worth doing this show with him here. all right. get him away. move. patriot? more like hatriot. rudy guiliani says president obama doesn't love america. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> finally someone says what we have all been thinking, but we are too afraid to because we thought we would get in trouble, but it is the truth, but it is the world we live in which is sad because we all think the same thing. i don't know. >> we had to let that guy dwo. he doesn't understand the concept of brevity. according to scott walker, america's mayor said quote, i know this is a horrible thing to say -- i love when people say that. this is a horrible thing to say, but i will say it anyway. i don't believe this president loves america. he doesn't love you or me. he wasn't brought up the same way you and i were brought up. >> who was he talking to? >> to america.

and we hear him loud and clear. >> i don't. >> he explained what he meant. >> what i am saying is in his rhetoric i rarely hear him say the things i heard ronald reagan say about how much he loves america. i hear him criticize america more than other american presidents. >> on "the view" whoopi applauded him. >> shut up, rudy. don't start talking about who loves america and who doesn't. you don't foe what you are talking about. to say he wasn't brought up like y'all were brought up. i don't know what that means. i'm sure it is racial because you don't know him. don't talk about his love of the country. >> meanwhile, in other news. >> that wasn't news.

but it was the best thing ever. i will use that tomorrow. rick is rudy saying what we are all thenging or is -- thinking or is whoopi saying what we are all not thinking? >> i don't know which way to go with that. >> there is a first. >> i think it is true obama hates america's rep reputation as he sees it. i think he hates america's reputation as he sees it. and what he sees about america that he hates is that we are -- it is the negatives of america. and so he doesn't like our reputation. he would be happier if we were one of 192 other countries. >> he hates how we are viewed because he may share the views that we are too big for our britches. >> i want to be clear.

i actually think barack obama wants america to be stronger but he thinks the way to be stronger is for us to be like everybody else not standing apart. >> less like us and more like belgium. >> and that would make us stronger in his view. i think he is acting on his own -- >> misguided communist interloper kenyan beliefs. sherrod, prove to me president obama loves america. you have 10 seconds. >> you're still alive. >> true. he could have had me killed. >> that's because of capitalism. >> do you think obama hates america? >> no. >> do you think obama loves america? >> i agree with rick. >> do you think -- >> i am going to tell you. he thinks america is like your bigoted uncle, your blood. >> if you are a black man in america you have to look at america in a good and bad way. it is like the uncle who sent

you to college, but molested you. >> i didn't say that. i. >> that's my joke. >> what i am saying is he loves america as though he loves troubled child. how about that? that needs rehabilitation. >> who was molested. obama loves america. i think we all love america. why do we want america to be better? >> i think we can have a real disagreement about what makes america better. it doesn't make a racist or doesn't make attacking him in anyway than stand against his view of how to make it better. >> you can still stand against his view and they won't look at it as racist. >> it does seem like his certain fundamental views that this country has, it seems like he is against them.

>> themes is a long road. >> he acts on it too. insect the -- inserts the comments. does he love the country the way a president should? >> it just seems odd to me he brings up so many negative things. he wants this country to go in such a different view. it almost feels like he is better than everybody else. >> he has the secret. >> you can love america and still think he is better than america. >> it does seem like he is better than america. >> he loves america more than buchanan, but less than half. >> thank you. >> he is still in the game. >> who is to say how much a president loves america? >> that is a cheap shot.

>> try to insert words into this conversation, andy. >> i sort of gave up, if you haven't noticed. president obama loves america full stop. you can't say president obama doesn't love america one night and then the next day clarify what you meant by saying he wasn't a patriot. you just said he wasn't a patriot. i said rudy guiliani is one of those people who should be kept behind glass with a sign that says break in case of emergency. that's why you need rudy guiliani. other than that you need to be put behind the glass. this is the stupid unforced errors that republicans can never stop themselves from making. the media can talk about rudy's comments. can i get a word on, my brother?

>> i agree with everything you said. >> i wasn't listening. wow, coming up, something no one could have predicted eddie murphy says no to a role. first, a word from our sponsor. >> in the likely case of an accident tonight's guest should be carried by the alternates. featuring dre, pepper and quinn. the b team because we don't think you're worth it.

it is an orgy of pork. >> oh. that caught me off guard. >> did i say that out loud? >> little caesar's introduced a new deep dish pizza wrapped in 42 inches of bacon. 42 inches that's taller than me rick, but you won't mind. they call me the tea pot. members of the research and development team came up with the idea after eating a bacon-wrapped fillet. a single slice is 4050

calories -- 450 calories. >> that's not bad. >> and 800 milligrams of sodium. >> now that's bad. >> sodium is like a vitamin. >> it will swell the ankles. >> but that is sexy. bacon is everywhere. i was eating a bacon and egg sandwich and there was bacon in the sand sandwich. is bacon taking over? >> any other questions? bacon is delicious, but this is why the terrorists hate us. >> true. >> pork. they hate pork and fatsos. >> extreme protests make you skinny. did you see those guys jumping up and down. >> if they were bigger and blew themselves up they would cause more damage. >> can you stop helping isis? this is the second time. >> would you eat this pizza? >> i have been a vegetarian

for 26 years. >> wow. >> until about three months ago. >> what's his name? >> terrible. >> let me do my jokes. >> can i name drop? n> yes. >> my friend suzanne summers is an expert on post cancer eating. she said you have to have meat and i started eating meat. i tasted bacon for the first time a few months ago. and i like it. >> that's a great story. by con is incredible. >> it was very salty i have to say. the sodium thing was true. >> did you start with bacon? was that the first thing you chose to eat? >> a little piece of bacon. >> it is downhill from there. >> that's the most exciting. >> that's like losing your virginity to a porn star. >> how about liverworst?

>> it is amazing. >> that's the most old man thing you have ever said. >> a big slice of onion liver worst and french bread. turn down the music! stand over the sink in your worst shirt and dirty boxers and you bite into it and you cry. >> while the golden girls is on tv screen. >> golden girls is to the old. it is a classic. >> i like the perry masonry runs. >> "matlock." >> before us h accident his accident. >> he caninged in the wheelchair. he got strange if you asked me and moved to an island with his gardening buddy. >> what is happening? we are old people.

andy, isn't bacon the candy of meat? >> what am i supposed to say about the story? i will try it. >> it is not much of a creative idea. it is just putting meat on a pizza. the best bacon is bacon and mayo on white bread. it is fantastic. he bagged the gag. eddie murphy refused to do a bill cosby special. nora mcdonald, on the left -- kidding. was in charge of convincing eddie to do a cosby rape joke during the celebrity jeopardy sketch and eddie backed out and knew the laughs would bring the house down, but eddie murphy knows what will happen on "snl" better than anyone. he decided it is not worth

kicking a man when he is down and he does not need the laughs. he said i am appreciative of eddie and applaud his actions and then he drugged the spokesman. i kid. sherrod, you claim to be a media, but there is little to prove. >> i got my tax papers. >> was this a good move by eddie? >> yes. we are mad at eddie murphy because he wants to attack bill cosby? what has this world come to? >> i thought it was a stand up thing to do. it is eddie murphy. if i want to do a joke i will do a joke. >> i keep hearing cosby is down. from the 9 allegations nobody is down except the women raped. >> he doesn't know the women. >> if you don't do the joke

you suffer the consequences for being picky about what you will do and what you will not do. >> this should be between comedians. norm mcdonald i love him, but he dropped the ball. >> somebody else could have done the joke. i think it is cool. >> unlike drugged women murphy had a choice whether or not to do cosby. that's the most important poith t that norm mcdonald is a funny person. >> if you are going to kick somebody when they are down isn't it be somebody who made the alleged terrible choices? >> when it is a friend of yours you don't want to work on allegeds. >> i understand why. >> would you have bid on eddie murphy's sex life? >> it is if rap songs.

08d dirty bass stared said that. there are joking about eddie murphy and picking up dudes and come back to my house and put it in my mouth. i need the money. >> i don't know what they are talking about. i found it festive and disgusting. and offensive and disgusting. coming up, plugging the -- we are not doing this story. we are doing something else. we are talking about t-pak. that's what you put on your face when you snore at night. >> i thought it was an ain't meant. autographed copies g gutfeld gutfeld.com.

one day we will live in a world -- >> we will, together you and i will live together. not on my lifetime. >> that will make it perfect. >> they said nay to the gay. a day group log cabin republicans say they have been excluded from participating in this year's conservative political action conference or cpac. they reached an agreement that

they would attend but without a presence. they think it was a mistake and last year they wouldn't agree to a settlement where they are expected to not sit at the lunch counter but be served food for sitting in the back of the bus. as long as we were allowed to ride it. i think that's what he meant. the ban on gay groups started after 2011 when they highlighted a boycott. let's look at last year. >> those are all rand supporters. >> to be clear i have have noto with the selection of this story. >> i got the press release from the log cabin people and thought this is good. it had nothing to do with the fact that you were on this show at all.

thoughts? prayers? condolences? >> i mean it is terrible terrible. >> should have a big tent. you win elections by adding people. what is wrong with the republicans? do you live in a bubble? you can't turn your own people away dummy. >> if you believe in these things and free hashing cets and free -- free markets and free minds. have you ever spoken to cpak? you worked with mitt romney. have you ever been invited? >> i have been before. >> how did it make you feel? how did it feel? >> i know a lot of people. >> are you going this year? >> i am not going this year. >> were you invited? >> i feel like -- >> i was invited to speak on a panel and now i am not going.

>> your choice or their choice? >> i would have spoken. >> they uninvited you. a little news break there. >> i have a lot of friends and i don't think it is the majority. >> it is a vocal minority. >> and then the leadership listens to it. it is so dumb. it is so behind the times. >> i know. i agree completely. you said it is about time we showed the gays what's what. >> it is adam 1k3 cpak and not adam and cpac. can you stop call them a republican gay group. they are just a we don't think gay is negative. >> we will talk about tay. about that. they need to be honest why

they won't let gay people be sponsors. it is everything except these groups are gay. everybody knows that is a fiction and they need to be honest and let the up chips fall where they may. see which say it is okay and which are not okay. >> they are not all chip. >> carly, thoughts? >> well said to all of you. i completely agree. >> i like the fact that you agreed with me. >> she accepted that you were quiet. >> you said you hated me for two segments. >> all caps and bold italics. coming up, what kind of porn do jihadys like? perhaps two goats and one cup? i know terrible. do you have videos of animals -- boy that's a

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p.m. >> all of us? >> all of us. coming up on the next "red eye" joanne returns and dean cain. >> oh. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> would you go insane if you plugged in your brain? the find folks who partnered with al gore to create the internet will let them jack into the internet with their brain. which begs the question -- >> is this evil? >> the device 1 called 5 cordable modem and it explains it would give users an inter face that will allow the display of information without goggles. you would see them on the real world the way fictional terminator and rosie o'donnell do. great idea? >> i think it is already happening. i think people's brains have already been hacked. >> i agree. i think i do this. i think i do this when i am

going shopping. i see things -- i have been looking at springs. that i see this stuff as it is happening. >> okay did you talk to anybody about that? >> i went to the police department and they sent me home. >> you so white. i would have been shot. i wouldn't plug into anything. your computer goes down and your brain comes down. a computer person in there to fix your drain and your printer. >> i don't know why anybody would need this except it would help fix the blindness. >> other than that seeing something that is not there, why do you need that 1234 really, i am asking the question? >> i think it is great. >> is it for your to do list? >> say you are shy and you want to talk to a girl or guy at a bar and you will raise

the teleprompter? >> it is your on personal teleprompter. >> what did cheating on a test? >> ellen does it all the time on the show. people are hicked up and she tells them what to see and do. >> it is hilarious. it is. she did it with dennis quaid. >> now there is a whole new know. >> it was the from the goldbergs. i know everything. >> why are you abusing me. by the way, do the dishes once in awhile. >> never. and his name is felipe. >> and close the door. i don't need to see it. andy, will this become a reality? >> either in a couple of months or 74 years. one of those two things. they alter the dna in your neurons in your brain so the

light that creates the stuff you see is read directly from your brain. they are at the animal testing phase. >> so am i. i think it sounds cool as hell. >> it seems like a long way to go. >> it is good for blind people. james cameron has predicted everything that is going to happen in the world. >> his divorce? >> not his divorce. >> this is more of a williams gibson thing. >> we are going down like the titanic. >> he should be the secretary of state, james cameron. >> no he shouldn't? >> kirk cameron? >> i would vote for kirk cameron. >> he loves jesus. >> is there anything wrong with that? >> he just loves aim a little more.

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definitely looking out for you. breaking tonight, growing outrage directed at the pentagon after a senior official publicly releases key details about our upcoming war plans against the terror group isis in iraq. welcome to "the kelly file" everyone. i'm megyn kelly. the news coming during a briefing with reporters. officials disclosing the timing of the planned attack, the location, even the number of troops involved. already the fallout has begun with military intel officers telling fox news the details not only help the enemy but could put lives in danger. we'll have much more on this shortly when we speak with lieutenant tom mcinerney and arkansas senator tom cotton who's also an iraq war veteran. but first -- breaking tonight the obama