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contributor. beer may put you in the clear but you always feel fine sticking with wine. she is our resident lush, joanne nosuchunsky. and it is a new sweater, but the same old ugliness. it is tv's andy levey. and i wish my dean in college was this gorgeous. i may take off my shirt just to raise some cane. next to me actor dean cain. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can soap bring hope? they want to take the tease out of celebrities. dove, whatever that is -- oh yeah soap. it lunched a campaign to help the self-esteem of women's rich and beautiful actresses. the company noticed a lot of mean tweets about how celebs look on the red carpet at the oscars and research shows that women nonfamous ones are more likely to post something

negative about themselves than positive. so on oscar night dove's twitter account, man by self-esteem they exist. they will identify nasty tweets and then send positive replies. here is the ad. >> makes me sick to my stomach. just awful. with the oscars on sunday night "red eye" put together a montage of not their favorite films, but our favorite films of 2015. enjoy. >> a horse for summer. >> it is all going to be

okay. >> i never look for the easy way out. not like my father, and definitely not like -- >> say it. >> airplane versus volcano. >> is everything all right? >> he's going. >> what are you doing? >> the dog who saved easter. >> this time it is personal. >> look at us, three muss ask you tears -- muskateers together again. >> grandia extreme. >> pops why did you have to die on me without leaving me in good hands? >> all right that is our "red eye" oscar. >> i agree. all are oscar worthy and i think i should win. >> let me ask you about this. i disagree with it completely. you are gorgeous. you don't have any problems with people making fun of you. is this necessary to have a multi national corporation go on there and fix it for

everybody? >> necessary no. you can be positive. it is nice. but the twitter sphere can be mean sometimes. i think people enjoy their anna mim tee and -- anonymity and sniping. >> have i a face that looks like [bleep]. >> was that the quote? >> yes. and how long ago did you have your sex change? >> i'm sorry about that one. when you are raising is an important point that dove doesn't understand. twitter is a repository or depository sperm bank. it is for garbage. what you do is you need repositories. you can argue if somebody is directing venom at you you are less likely to do it on the street. >> they say they will tweet at people who are tweeting about themselves. it is like people who are

saying oh god -- >> does that really happen? >> that's what they were showing there. >> those people are fishing for compliments so why are we going to encourage that kind of behavior? >> why encourage women to lie to their friends? yeah you're fat. it is not muscle. yeah, that is a herpes sore on your face. it is not an ingrown hair. >> i was using that one for years. >> please, lord, ingrown hair. >> the lord never listens. it is always too late. >> you knew that. >> i live the life. >> when you are 50 if you don't have anything -- >> you haven't lived. >> so true, joanne. so true. regretting sharing the danish with me. >> don't even know what we are talking about. >> andy, i'm sorry. you look like you are very

upset. i just theng you are -- i just think you are a bunch of mean jerks. >> tweet that. >> say something nice to him. >> i will say that. i am surrounded by mean jerks. >> the academy awards are the one night every year that women can feel better about themselves by ripping on these actresses. they are plucked and squeezed and irrigated and ago -- and evacuated to the end of their lives. they walk on the red carpet and they look like a bratwurst and it is awful. >> i am not a hollywood star. i know i lied to you. >> i am thinking something different. >> it is fun for me like me -- i don't tweet mean things. >> the thing we need to remember especially during award shows is that just like criticism on twitter does not reflect our own beauty or

talent these awards do not necessarily reflect the actors -- the actor's beauty or talent. >> they are encouraging people to watch and tweet and look at these people and compare themselves so they are perpetuating these classes of society. >> well done. i have an interesting -- oh you want to talk now andy? is that it? >> i do matter of fact. one is celebrities are better than normal people. keep that in mind. people like dean or me are better than -- or tom cruise are just better people. my only other advice to people tweeting at the oscars is always search to see if someone is sick before you tweet something snarky. i did this a few years ago and it was the golden globes and it was michael c hall and he was wearing a knit cap.

i tweeted something like take your hat off at the dinner table young man and not knowing he was battling cancer. i didn't feel too good when people were replying you know he has cancer, right? >> you should apologize for that now. >> i uh poll easy. >>ed then. >> you should apologize now. >> i will not. >> a formal apology or i think you should be fired. >> or you should buy some dove soap. we have to remember this is a business a corporation that wants you to buy their product. they are trying to capitalize on your feelings but they want you to buy something. it is awful. >> you know what is awful? drug addiction. this is the oscar statue doing a line of cocaine. i would rather do a line of dean cain. what is the message here? >> that's how the actresses get thin before the academy

awards. >> they model themselves after kasey. >> let's go around and start with you dean. what do you think should win best picture and maybe what is -- what shouldn't win. >> i am partial to "american sniper." chris was a great friend of mine. it made money at the box office. i would not bet on it to win. i saw "bird man" and it was a little too close to home. i think keaton was great. i didn't enjoy "boyhood." >> i liked "boyhood." >> i got to watch a kid grow up. >> that's a cool concept. >> i wanted a giant anaconda to appear and eat ethan hawk. >> that is cool. my guess is i haven't seen it, but i think it will be eddie redmain best actor and that

will win best film. >> i haven't seen "the theory of everything" but they said it was a romantic love story. does she not realize they divorce later? >> maybe she shouldn't watch the end. the movie stops before they get divorced and then he leaves her for -- >> you are ruining this for me. >> the movie doesn't stop before they get divorced. >> have you seen the movie? >> i have. >> i want to respond to dean and then i will go to you, andy. i liked "american sniper" and i liked" whiplashed" more. it has a great message which is self-esteem is terrible. i like the villain. one of the breast gay nazis ever. he explains why if you compliment people too much they don't do as well. that's andy's problem. he said nice v neck and he keeps wearing it. your thoughts?

i like "boyhood." >> "whiplash" is my favorite. i don't think it will win. "bird man" will squeak it out over" boyhood." i think "red main" would win. it was pure oscar based. i think he will win. and i think "bird man" will take picture and director, but they can go either way. >> patricia arquette wins best supporting because she was able to get fat on camera for 11 years. that's something no woman in hollywood would ever do. >> and she was really good. >> i hated the movie though. i really hated it. i hated "fox catcher." a lot of these movies were hard to get through. >> there were no foxes in it. >> i think mr. mom wins best

actor. beatle juice, get down. >> what do you think? be an actress yourself. >> i am awful because i only saw "bird man." i apparently don't care to see anymore. ed norton was the best thing in that movie in my opinion. i didn't get it. i didn't understand the end. it was a little too obtuse for me but support the arts, people. >> i did not like "bird man" i thought it was too self-indulgent. the cinemaing to graw fee was a nice stunt how it was supposed to be one scene and that got old. boyhood which is a stunt movie and took 11 years -- >> 12. >> thank you captain in order face. captain nerd face. at the liked it. i saw somebody age. >> that's a good point except "bird man" was better.

>> because you are not aging. >> i'm right you're wrong. let's see whose name is on the show, andy. >> i will say there are too many best picture nominees. >> go back to five. >> yes, go back to five. >> you are giving home to a lot of those who will not win. >> you need to create more seats for guests. >> too many nominated means too many no lip writs. >> i don't have lips and i am not british. they really have no lips. >> yes, my lips got thinner. a lot of exercises i can't get into. anybody see "grand budapest"? >> i wouldn't put it as best picture. >> cheeky and charming at best. >> i am convinced my brother -- >> it is my third favorite.

>> i am convinced my brother and his three fairly young children watched it. and then that scene. >> somebody shoot me in the face. probably a horrible thing to say after that. was rudie a bit too rudie? the white house responded to rudy guiliani's comments that the president doesn't like america. using a weaponry served for our greatest enemies, the hash tag. announcing three new national money youments, three new ones the white house said #

obama loves america. rudy's other comments that obama wasn't brought up like you and he were was, whatever. drew cries of racism. he said he thought it was a joke. he went to white schools and most of this he learned from white people. i just wish obama and guiliani would make up like these two did. >> i don't need to see that. >> anyway. where do you stand on the whole rudy thing? >> you should never one rule of life never talk about anybody's mama. leave that one be. he was using the word love uh rot. love. i am just not used to hearing from the man.

>> dean thoughts? >> i don't have any. >> i i don't believe you. >> i like rudy. i think he is a strong leader. i will leave it alone. >> wow. >> >> i mean -- >> you can't blame rudy, but you can blame him. >> i think it it was the word choice. he said patriot and obama hasn't shown much support for law enforcement and those who protect americans. mentioning somebody's up bringing you can't remove yourself when you are young but it is the merch dream that never finds your way out. to say he never got out means there is no dream. >> you should leave and go to texas. thoughts on this or anything

other than the movies we discussed? >> what jewel -- guiliani said had nothing to do with race. it wasn't going to become a racial thing. i am more interested in the hash tag thing. never underestimate the power of hash tags. it got russia out of ukraine and brought back our girls. it got coney. this will work. >> you are so right. i think people think obama hates america because all of his friends do. that's what the problem is. everybody from his past is so negative. >> he loves america. >> you know what your mom always said? it will rub off on you. >> your mom always said that.

>> the president sounds like my grandmother one of them who i really didn't like. anytime you would question what she said she would say you don't understand. you're too stupid. i'm right and you're too stupid to understand i'm right. it is the same approach to a lot of america. >> it is a superiority complex is what i like to call. it thank you for nodding. coming up, how good looking is dean cain? it is the gallop survey causing us to rethink our strategy in the middle east. but first, the sniffling rat edward snowden. 10 bucks andy commits treason defending him.

it is now known they can access your phone. according to edward snowden the nsa worked with the british counterparts to unlock your cell phone data. the nsa and they hacked into the network of a dutch manufacturer that makes billions of sim cards for p cs including at&t, t-mobile,

verizon and sprint. they are eventually able to gain access to the sim card encryption keys. it means they can pull the data from billions of cell phones out of the air i guess. the america hating glen greenwald site showed they have done so. for a debate on what to do with snowden i am joined by two goats. i hate it when they talk over each other. >> dean, we are not booking those goats anymore. where do you sit on the snowden issue? he should be executed. >> if we can get them back from russia. i assume anything i send or talk about on the phone i

assume somebody is listening. i assumed that for a longtime. >> i hope somebody is listening. why am i breathing so heavy? why do i leave the phone on when i am watching "say yes to the dress." >> a marathon you take part in. >> now that you are talking shouldn't snowden be writing about the stories of what we can now do? >> people pray on the week. now our national security is at risk. the question is would you rather have government agencies tracking your phone and data or hackers because at least with the government you

are safe. are these surveillance practices collect are more information than necessary? if it is a more feasible way to protect a large group of people it is justifiable. >> well said. go ahead and defend your hero. the cowardly traitorous treason nuss, edward snowden. call them up and ask them to come back and face the music. >> once again god bless you, edward snowden. this is pan it is a steek. this is fantastic. >> it is bad for president obama's already frazzelled relationship. i am thankful for that because it gives more amo to companies like apple to stand up to big government and support the rights and privacies of something all-american.

it is something all conservatives agree is a good thing. >> i thepg they could have agreed -- i would have supported snowden. if he hadn't partnered with the best person on the planet they blamed canada for the terror attacks and it happened in canada. he is a root causer and he doesn't like american -- the american strength. if snowden hadn't partnered with him i would have been more sympathetic with snowden. the creeps you hang out with make you a creep. you are a creep. >> the goats made better points than you. >> don't get my goats. that's not a response. >> is it? >> there is no point. >> don't you agree with me? >> i do not agree with you.

if glen green wold who i half think is good and half think is awful, but he is the messenger. >> and you are supposed to shoot the messenger. >> i think he has the wrong message. >> there is debate. >> you're wrong because you are willing to let your sympathies be used to employ somebody who hates america. >> you let them run a muck and i don't understand how you call yourself a conservative or a libertarian or whatever else you call it? >> how can you -- >> i don't know how you can sleep at night and how you can stay awake during the day. i don't know how you can take naps in between staying awake during the day. i don't know how you can watch tv. i don't know how you can read. i don't know how you can use a computer. i don't know how you can eat

and i don't know how you can drink. >> it was an andy buster. you are clearly not a patriot if you support glen greenwald. >> where is your flag pin? >> i don't need one. >> the sweater says i love paris. >> paris texas it. >> better that than paris hill son. will need more than a sweater. >> if you saw where i had an american flag tattoo you would understand. it is only 13 stars though. >> a girl can dream. >> anyway, coming up do cops need breath mints? yes if you plan on kissing them and who doesn't? first a word from our sponsor. featuring all of yo are favorite phrases like,. >> tonight on "red eye. >> and shut up. >> and. >> they have them there.

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i am not joking. they would rather be dead than co-ed. the delta kappa epsilon is suing for discrimination after the school decided to accept women in three years. wesleyan which is in

connecticut, an actual state, announced the new policy last fall after a series of problems inside frat houses including allegations of sexual assault. wesleyan embraces every other person's right to live on gender, race creed or sexual affiliation. discrimination is wrong no matter what form it takes. of course they offer no proof of that. are frats bad? do they have to accept women? >> no, they shouldn't have to. that's the reason. they are supposed to be bad. i was in a frat in college which was outlawed by our university. the lovely princeton university. no that's -- the whole idea of a frat is that it is exclusionary to women. i'm sorry. >> women are better. >> you are the closest women of the three weep of my side. >> nicely done.

>> you saw that coming. >> you should be able to exclude women. >> men are gross. men are grotesque. when you say men are bad it is because they are just disgusting and they should be put in their own homes. >> i have stayed in a frat house or 20 and you are right. why would any woman want to live and stay in a frat house? it is stale beer and hot pockets and idiocy. >> it is awful. and you can't clean that. there is no way to clean a fraternity. no matter what you do no matter what is in there is there for life. nobody cares. nobody cares. they will sleep on a sheet for a year. when you move into your dorm room and you put your sheet on your bed or frat room and then you just don't change it. you never -- you never think that you should.

i found my mattress on the street and i am not joking. we thought it was so cool to save money that i got a mattress off the street. that's how dumb we are. were. am. was. i don't even know what verb to use. why are you looking at me as if i am covered in boils? >> that is so awful. that's so gross. >> i took a rug from an aerobics class to use in my room. >> no, no, no. >> i took it and then me and my roommate were so psyched that we saw these mattresses leaning against the dumpster. >> that's college. >> i probably slept on that mattress after you were done with it. >> it was not a good thing. >> is there a wesleyan in illinois? i think i did research on the wrong one. >> i think you are right. >> so at this particular wesleyan somewhere had six

fraternities and one sorority. this one sorority didn't have a house so they wanted housing, but the school wouldn't give it to them. it is a housing issue. they are like, we have to provide housing. so it can't be strictly for the men but why any woman would want to, i don't get. >> to have the choice. >> and they also gave the reason that they announced this policy after the issues at the fraternity houses with allegations of sexual assault. so moving women in is going to make that problem go away? >> i am not sure what allegations they were discussing or talking about. that's weird. >> what do you think of the whole -- a was she talking about the right caller? i don't think so. >> we have torn this story to bits. >> i was so proud and we didn't research.

>> it was like .ing -- it was like . an animal in the wrong direction. >> the next time you research it it should be bong and beers. >> i was in -- as long as we are name dropping schools i was in the fraternity of columbia. >> it was very confusing to the people on campus who wanted to hate us. i don't think all fraternities should be forced to go co-ed. wesleyan is a private institution. they can do whatever they want. they are wrong to do it here. fraternities are now an easy scapegoat. nobody wants to defend them. the only people who defend them are white males so they can be dismissed easily. and this is what you end up with. >> this is an interesting time to be alive for a young person. you are in the opposite of freedom movement. everybody wants to ban so many things.

they want to ban where you live and ban what you say. they are going after language and location. it is the opposite of what somebody grew up in the 70s and went to college in the 70s experienced. it is very strange. >> as are you. >> who needs a gun when you have breath mints? i say that all the time. michael julian seen here served only two months as the nypd's deputy commissioner of training because his ideas were deemed too whacky. according to the new york post his solution for foul language among police officers was breath mints. he ordered 10,000 pipts and told tough cops to suc on them when they felt the urge to curse. and he sprayed inmates with slippery baby oil during conflicts. that's what i do to my interns and it starts in two hours and i can't wait to untie them.

all right i will go to you president when i see baby oil and breath mints i think of you. silly or spot on? >> the baby oil chincey. buy real lube. >> that's true. >> i see the upside in the baby oil. somebody may break out in like "she's a maniac maniac ♪ and everybody needs fresh breath. >> you were grimacing. i could make a joke but it is a joke if itself. i know some nypd officers that are not too happy. they don't feel like -- they feel like they are not valued by the people. >> it is just like the american military. >> that's insane and it is wrong and needs to change. >> do you feel for julian?

>> yeah because they weren't wacky. they were worldly ideas. some just aren't well traveled. what are they going to do with the 10,000 mints? he ordered them. >> and what did he order them from? can we get them off am plaw swron? >> they are like the cheap ones that are glass like. >> and they are in a clear wrapper when you leave the restaurants. >> that's the good kind. >> i don't know much about mints as you can tell. >> makes my eyes water. >> is this a hoax? >> i don't think this is a hoax. i would never show up at a party without breath mints and baby oil. and if you spray someone with baby oil it is hard to put them in a chokehold and i am glad -- he basically got promoted.

i like to see people get rewarded for coming up with interesting ideas. it is something i like to call thinking outside the box. it is a little expression i have. that's where the normal stuff is. you think outside the box and i think that's good. >> you can put somebody in a chokehold. >> i am not a big fan of thinking outside the box. literally i have a box i climb into. and this shows a disconnect between the progressive idiot kabal. the reason is you can't fight crime with these tools if you don't like the crimefighters. that's the problem here. these dumb ideas exist because police protect the people. >> she's got a point. >> she has some experience. >> i like it. i like it.

>> i keep forgetting he is superman. >> two three years ago. >> do you keep in touch with what's her face? >> are we at a commercial? >> he lives in connecticut. >> i can't remember her name. >> terry hatcher. >> "seinfield." >> i am a really good interviewer. completely. time to take a break. well, we will do a story we can't keep putting off, and when we get back it involves porn so you may as well stick around. "not cool" order it amazon.com.

their huts are filled with smut. many jihadys are into porn. they note that the 9/11 hijackers went to trip clubs before the a you tack and the seals who killed bin laden found a large porn stash if his compound. you know who has a large porn stash? stocill. the mustache. it is like a porn stache. they point out the raids of terrorist cells has uncovered hard core child porn which is not funny. it is hard to imagine the

effect on would be jihadists who are young without normal sexual outlets and are predisposed to women and pedophilia. dean, is this surprising? >> not if you know anybody in the american military. you heard stories about this for years and years. man boy thursday in afghanistan. >> really? >> the women are for the babies and the boys are for the pleasure. these are things talked about for a longtime. this strangeness is not unheard of. >> i always thought -- i have heard stories, but -- and then you have seen the video of the guys chasing the goats. what am i talking about? are you surprised? >> if it -- i am throwing out the really disgusting pour fog graw fee but if it is run of the mill porn, i mean it makes them a little more like everybody. that in itself is frightening but this is the way any woman catches her husband on you

porn at 2:00 in the morning. you know what, parents do that. >> defend your heros the smut ped -- peddlers. >> it is not a lick between porn and jihadys. it is porn and young men. >> what about the women? >> remember that stupid matt lewis stouter. it was a difference between rab and jihad. i think we can make it work to our advantage. they need to make sure they know about erotic asphyxiation. we need to send training manuals over. >> true. don't look that up. joanne, thoughts? >> i think there is a link in the music. great music oocially. there is -- sub limb national

messaging. that makes sense to me. >> what if -- do they have their favorite porn stars and if they were to meet them, would they kill them? if they would their their lives should we all become -- >> that's an amazing solution. >> why is everybody who does porn a star? >> that's the problem. the woosification of america. >> coming up a baby filled with booze. and do you have videos of animals. send them to me. fox news.com/red eye.

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is there any other way? my goodness. the cool baby is a prosthetic infant that helps you smuggle alcohol where it is permitted. this should have been our lead. the genius who came up with it raised $12,000 on kickstarter. andy, do you wish you started one of this? >> i won't buy one until there is baby of color. it reinforced our system. i think it should be gender neutral and probably gay. if those conditions are mitt i might buy one. >> this is like your dream. the people who do this don't deserve to drink. drinking is not a game or a gimmick. it is a serious lifestyle. it is just like parenting. and you should never combine the two. >> it is like, you know it is like a tiki drink. it is a big dribbing with a straw.

instead of a coconut it is a baby's head. >> they have ruined everything. now they ruin the fake baby thing. you can carry the fake baby around and pick up dudes and not anymore. >> that's how you did it before? with a fake baby? i can see how that works. i am looking for some extra responsibility. to go with the sex. >> you have to lie and say this is my niece. it is a dog thing. it is either a puppy or baby. >> cooking, cocktails, coughy foo, they have destroyed america. y have have done a great thing. i still want maury responsibility -- more responsibility. >> i go to bars looking for women drinking with their babies.

>> you are my dream come true. >> has he had his shots? >> that hit me in my funny bone. i personally love the idea. as a single dad it is fantastic. i particularly like the way you load the baby up and i think it is great. i wish it was around a when i was with my young man who was my size. >> where would you put the baby if you have the fake baby? do you have one on your back and one on your front? >> i think the real baby fends for themselves. >> give them a sip. >> how about strapping a bottle of jim beam to the kid. >> own it. >> the worst part about it is if you get really drunk and pass out and pass out on the baby. that's a bad thing. don't do that.

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out for you. breaking tonight, as critics launch new attacks on the obama administration for failing to get tougher on islamic terror new reports surface from the department of homeland security that outlines the threat from right wing radicals right here inside the united states. welcome to "the kelly file." i'm shannon bream in for megyn kelly. as the details go public the administration is continuing to take hard questions about the just-finished summit on combatting violent extremism an event focused on fighting terror through social media and powering communities and creating economic opportunity