re going to go into whether this economic freeze continues for quite a while. i will be talking to those penguins because that is what i do. have a great weekend. >> hello everyone. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." is president obama naive to think we can negotiate with the mullahs in iran? he just sent a message. >> i want to take this opportunity to speak directly to the people and leaders of iran. our negotiations have made progress but gaps remain. there are people who oppose a diplomatic resolution. my message to you, the people of iran is that together we have to speak up for the future we seek. now it is up to us iranians and

americans to seize this moment and the possibilities that can bloom in this new season. thank you. >> does he truly understand the dangers of making a deal with a country called the death to america. this is a president who once called isis j.v. and now thinks we can play let's make a deal with iran which i and others believe is a far greater threat to the world and the united states than isis. >> do you fear iran long term more than isis? >> i do. i believe iran is a much more difficult challenge and complex country that we don't understand very well. >> they are the root cause of this problem in the mid east as much as isil. >> you fear iran more than isis? >> absolutely. >> isis is armed with butcher knives whereas iran could be

armed with intercontinental ballistic missiles and nuclear bombs. >> even general david petraeus who has been advising the white house on isis just told the washington post i would argue the foremost threat to iraq's long term stability is not islamic state rather shiite militias many backed by and some guided by iran. it is ultimately part of the problem and not the solution. we will bring it in but for a long time we severe talked about the dangers to iran and yet now locked arm and arm with the iraqis in the middle east. >> it is a bad idea for president obama to think he can trust the iranians. if you read "world order" he talks about how traditionally the iranians do not believe in any kind of treaty with nonmuslims because they consider us to be infidels. if they need a treaty to delay. this goes back hundreds of

years. they would embark on the treaty but they feel that they can break any treaty with the infidel because they consider them to be inferior. it's not a binding contract. the president is negotiating from a position of profound naivety. the video he taped to the iranian people -- if i'm a young person in iran i'm saying really? ? i know the regime that i'm living under. where were you in 2009 the green revolution was happening? why didn't you support us then? at the time the white house said we don't want to get involved in things. he doesn't want to now? of course he does. >> so a great point, women need men's permission to appear in public in iran. we are sitting at the negotiating table with these people and why are liberals backing a deal with iran? >> first of all i don't think

liberals are backing a deal but want to see what the deal is first. we have negotiated throughout our history with horrible people. nothing was a bigger threat to our nation than the soviet union. we negotiated with them. we negotiated with them and continue to negotiate with horrible people. i was born under that country and i will tell you we cannot continue the way we are with iran. the only answer if we don't negotiate with them is war. there is no other answer. we should at least attempt to see if we can get a deal. let's wait for the deal to come forward before we say it is a bad deal or good deal. >> how about the the other one that is working fantastic financial sanctions on their economy. it was collapsing from within. >> the president is saying he will veto any new sanctions that republicans in congress bring to him about iran. i think andrea makes a good

point where she talks about where was the president in 2009. moving forward in the message the president did give he says this is an opportunity for us to have a different relationship moving forward. what does that relationship look like? does it mean the iranians will release americans that they are holding before we make a deal? does that mean they uncouple themselves and get rid of the partnership? one thing is that iran has been at war with the united states for a long time through hezbollah. before 9/11 hezbollah was responsible for more american deaths than any other terrorist organization in the world. they are in south america with countries like venezuela and argentina. and they are also working with mexican cartels in mexico. to say we are not at war in iran is not true considering they have taken a lot of american lives. >> why the video? what was with that video? >> you can argue that the republicans did an open letter

so he can do a video. i wish he would do a pervasive video with america. iran has his number. i think you are right. you have to negotiate even with people you don't like. we know who president obama is and we know iran has his number. he is a tourist you can sell a rat to and tell him it is a rare dog. remember he is taking bb's win personally. he is in this i'll show them mode. so he is like the angry teenager mad at his parents going to go smoke pot with the gang just to get back at them. in this case the gang is iran. whenever you see him do these videos or talks you get the sense that he is saying forgive my country because they are not as smart as i am, they are kind of bozos. it is the standard refrain of the modern left that the worst

part of america are the americans because we are so ignorant. all he has to do is be just as persuasive to them as us. >> it is arrogance and the same thing that fuelled his speech in cairo. he thought that he could apologize for being boarish. he is healing words could only come out sooner then we could have peace in the middle east. >> you talked about sanctions on iran and things were going great. no they weren't. they weren't collapsing. >> collapsing from within. >> the people have to say we are done with this. they had to turn to the mullahs. >> north korea has had collapsed economy for 50 years and they have nuclear weapons. >> that proves they are so dedicated to their antiamerican

ideology that they are willing to have people suffer in order to have weapons that they want to do ultimate destruction. >> you may be right but we don't know. >> we do know. they say it all the time. >> and abling them to get a bomb it's too late. if we may be wrong in that respect we are screwed. >> we are not screwed. >> wouldn't be a problem if we had the sense that we are all in this together. the sense is this is all about obama. he has to persuade us. if you are in a tiff with your wife you go and talk to the people you need to apologize to and persuade. every time he goes to iran it gives you the sense like what about us? you have to talk to us about this. it is about his legacy. he needs one foreign policy success. the bin laden thing was pretty

good. >> would you guys have told reagan not to go because of soviets were so horrible and broken every treaty and horrible negotiators and living in totalitarian regime? >> they said what about cuba? cuba was not on the path to pursuing nuclear weapon. there was not the belief. this piece of paper or whatever president obama does they are not -- day do not believe they have to honor it. they can rip it up and break itit. are we going to stumble into a nuclear war? president obama going to stumble into a nuclear war? >> were the soviets people who honored contracts? somebody needs to make an attempt. it may fail and may not fail. >> president ronald reagan was not in russia or anywhere else around the world apologizing for

americans. he was embracing the strength of america and not acting like america was the problem and saying we were the shining city on the hill that russians should be looking to. the president we have now is blaming us first and making us look weak. >> where is he blaming us first? >> i will tell you very obvs thing they pulled iran and hezbollah off the terror watch list. >> iran, hezbollah and muslim brotherhood off the terror watch list. >> i have a hard time believing that. >> didn't you make it this year? >> i have a hard time believing hezbollah is off the terror list. >> ed henry asked about the president's message to iran. >> he addressed the iranian people about the deal and why not the american people and talked about the details and been transparent about what is on the table?

>> the president has talked about our priorities in terms of trying to resolve diplomatically the concerns with iran's nuclear program. what is also true is that there isn't a deal. and if we are able to reach one by the deadline at the end of this month i am confident that there will be ample opportunity for the president to speak publically. >> along the lines of what he said. >> he said what i said. you don't send a community organizer to negotiate with mullahs. it's like sending me to get something off a high shelf. he is born and bred from the leafy campus. he believes if we talk to enemies they will like us and like him because he is charming. it doesn't work that way. >> we sent john kerry to do the negotiation. rowhani, they want to make a

bomb and we are going we are going to turn it over. >> we are in denial about what is happening. the iranians have been clear out what their intentions are in terms of the region, israel in terms of us being -- everything that they have said has been laid on the table and president obama i'm not so sure necessarily wants to get a deal that stops iran from getting nuclear weapons despite what they say in the briefing room because none of the actions back it up. if they wanted to negotiate like ronald reagan did the end goal would be iran not having a nuclear weapon just like the end goal was ending communism. there is no end goal to stop them kind of let's continue to talk about this because it is not about getting a deal but about president obama's legacy. >> once they come up with something pass it by congress. >> i'm all for it. >> he's not. >> what do you have to say to

that? >> i love that. >> you are sounding more and more conservative. >> he is not for it. he is more for the u.n. which yesterday as ap reported is allowing iran to keep 6,000 centrifuges which is enough to make a bomb and that threat list, that tells me why are they down playing the threat? are they positioning themselves to start to lessen sanctions? and also, when you look back historically the difference between russians and iranians is communism is very different from islamism. the goals and end game is very different, stalin and lenin were pursuing very different things than radical islamists are. one is based on a religion. vladimir putin may be a threat but a regional threat. he wants to restore power to the soviet uniunion.

iran is a goebl threat about conquering and converting. it is different. >> you have forgotten pounding his shoe and saying we will bury you, americans. communism was all about -- >> it is a completely different threat. >> got to go. coming up three horse men, the left and the apocalypse. greg explains when we return.

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gender, race and climate behold the three horse men of the liberal apocalypse designed to stop a real conversation meant to convert the greatest country ever. with race if you don't agree that we are a racist country then you are a bigot and therefore you are evil. with gender if you don't see the victimization of all women you are a sexist and likely evil. if you question faulty climate models you are a denier, a smear that puts you on par. this crud persists due to a supply of enablers turning out

strife. the evil arts of division are imploding into imparity. the joke is on the left when all that is left is identity politics. how do you kill off horse men? a call for unity might work. when race comes up point out that a scab won't heal if you keep picking at it. isn't it sexist for women to care only about gender? climate does change but the climate pause should give us all pause so hopefully we look at this time as if we are in a bad dream. we used to be one country. we can be one again. let's hope it's not greece. that wasn't a jab at you. >> i was going to say no offense taken. >> contemporary grief going through a living hell as a revolt against osterity program.

i want to play a clip from camille paglia talking about race, class and gender. >> our problem now is that this identity politics of the 1970s where people see everything through the lens of race, gender or class. this is an absolute madness. >> is it a madness? it seems like a madness. >> i think you are right about this to some extent. not the global warming stuff but this stuff. i am a little tired of the identity politics. i think all of us who are women here agree that one element of who we are. >> get used to a bunch more coming your way. >> there are things that i agree that i think it has gotten to the point where you can't just run for something because you are a woman or a man or minority or red hair or whatever it is. i think people are more into the

sum total of one element. >> your political mind, do you think identity politics are sincere ideology or done just to destroy? >> i think it is a little bit of both. i used to say women weren't one voters until i was shocked this last presidential election where college educated women suburban women turned out in droves to vote for barack obama and made the entire campaign based on the war on women and contraception. these are women who did not need the government to subsidize their birth control but said i need you to subsidize my sex e. i think young people probably less see things through prism of race and gender. your monologue was so good because it is the people who claim we should be healing. it is the same ones that are attacking females like myself

and katie i'm sure you get it a lot. >> different for me. >> just saying we shouldn't -- violence against women you should respect women. they send some of the most disgusting tweets and people calling for racial equality and gender equality and then just type out of both sides of their body. >> katie could you imagine hillary clinton talking to a woman and saying, so let's talk about terror? could you see that happening? it would always be about -- i'm a woman. let's talk about womeny things. if you talk about womany things like hair then you are a sexist so you can't win. militant feminism which is the feminism that she is talking about which is ridiculous to see everything through. it is the al sharpton of gender. they have to continue to play up this false victim hood in order

to keep their jobs. if they solve the problem and make sure women have the same opportunities as men and have women be empowered to pay for their own things and succeed on their own two feet not by marrying and staying married to someone like bill clinton despite things he does to you they have to continue their narrative or they lose their job. >> hypocrites. >> don't fix the problem that is your product. don't create the cure for your medicine. >> monica lewinski you look at what she went through 20 years ago. i remember -- my party is probably more to blame than the other side of the aisle, going after her as a stalker, as a s-- anything to take down a 22-year-old girl. the rhetoric was so appalling to

me. i think that is so abhorrent to me. you can't be defending women and you can't be defending and saying women are equal and treat weem and call them -- >> they are like equal rights for women and should treat women well. like really? >> rand paul this afternoon said he is going to call on the clinton foundation to return the $10 to $15 million that the saudis donated to the clinton foundation because of the issues they have how they treat women in saudi arabia. very interesting at the same time hillary clinton is tweeting out these gender issues like that is going to be a big portion of her platform. she is going to run into a lot of head wind with that. >> it was a political mistake to take that money. the most forgettable "saturday night live" star ever thinks the show leans too much to the right. i bet you don't know his name.

somebody let sean pen out of his pen again. who he blames for the rise of isis coming up.

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♪ a former cast member of "saturday night live" isn't happy with how the show covers politics. >> i love being there but i thought there were things they could have done differently politically at the time. when pelosi took over the sketch that we did was pelosi wearing s and m story. everybody in san francisco is so weird that they are wearing leather and whipping each other? it was that conservative bull that i was against. >> may have been on the show but apparently didn't pay attention because it is conservatives who are usually the target of

political punch lines. >> george w. bush endorse john mccain and sarah palin with my heart. >> i believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. i can see russia from my house. ♪ going to shut it all down now no government around now ♪ >> even last year creator lorn michaels admitted republicans are easier to mock because democrats tend to take the jokes personally. what planet is sans living on? >> before i comment can we roll the tape of the funniest bits on "saturday night live"? okay. that was it. it is kiepd of adorable. it reveals how fragile his beliefs are and any diversity of

thought is threatening him and the anti-establishment thought and liberal thought is not the case. if he thinks liberalism is antiestablishment his stupidity is legendary he should go back to his original job going to children's parties pretending to be john bellusci. >> even when they are ripping on liberals they are not ripping. >> they are so good at the parody. i enjoyed the parodies and you are right. the targets are 80%, 90% conservatives. once in a while they do a barack obama. that is about it. colbert made a career out of ripping on conservatives. my problem with this thing is bill simmons who i liked standing up when he had that thing a couple of months ago

just let him get away with it like saying it can be funny to rip on liberals, too. why is it not funny. >> look at that little sketch. >> remember i was shocked that they went there? >> i haved watched "saturday night live" in 20 years because i go to bed at 8:00 at night. when i used to stay up during the clinton administration they ripped clinton 24/7 eating cheeseburgers and smoking pot and hitting on women. >> that is fun. the way they rip on republicans is based on lack of intelligence intelligence. to the left they are crazy behavior, having sex. that's not really ripping. >> that was mean spirited what they did with boehner. that was gross. >> they made clinton seem like a fun guy. it was all in jest and every wup thought he was humorous and a

good time whereas sarah palin was a fool and every republican is an idiot. >> as much as they made fun of sarah palin she still has the sense of humor to go on "saturday night live" and do a skit. >> she was at the reunion. the thing that is funny that republicans can take it and laugh about it whereas liberals get their feelings hurt. >> we are so used to it by now. >> we have experienced it. >> if "snl" does a skit of us i will not be hurt. >> now on to sean pen notorious for spending time hanging out with bad guys notably hugo chavez in venezuela. his take on the rise of isis. >> i saw him back stage that you mentioned dick cheney. i wanted to give him the credit since you mentioned him. these are the guys he and president bush and others who

invented dash or isis. they really are -- i wanted to give him a shout out. thanks for that. >> i don't know where to go. >> they invented isis. >> giving a shout out. >> how about president obama invented by leaving iraq before the job was finished? >> isis is antiamerican. we all know that he kwaub rates with our enemies and spends lots of time with them, antiamerican and he lives in this country but i'm surprised he's not celebrating it. >> what is wrong with charlie? also, he doesn't seem to know history. he is like talking like isis is a new phenomenon. their belief just formed because

george bush made them -- >> theoretically bush created boko haram which is just like isis. you got to feel bad for him. he has had a really bad bad run of movies. i have seen better film on a soap dish. if you see the reviews for the gunman it is a mid life crisis running around without a shirt on at 53. it is so sad. liam is great. blaming bush for him is his meditation. he has to do that. he should blame bush for his movies because if kerry or gore had won he could have concentrated on his career and read the scripts before he took the job. >> we haven't seen bush drangement syndrome in a while. are you embarrassed that he votes democrat? >> i don't know how he votes. >> you think this is a mystery.

i don't know what to say. why do we care what people in hollywood say about politics? >> because they go on shows and we have to watch them. >> we don't have to watch them. >> people look up to them. >> they influence the culture. >> they are friends with our enemies and make it very public that they are friends with enemies. >> it is an old standing tradition that they cozy up to revolutionaries and radicals. it has happened for 100 years and forever. they are feeling in need for security because they are like for superficial things like being good looking they have to prove they are deep and this is how they do it by falling in love with chavez. it goes back to jane fonda and what's her name? you can go back years. >> sean penn in his defense from

what i understand has done amazing stuff in haiti. >> there is literally no results or proof of that. whatever. you are right. let's go with that. >> a lot of adults go back to school for higher education. any desire to finger paint? some adults are paying big bucks to relive preschool years up next on "the five." you know, just because your bladder is changing, it doesn't mean you have to.

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♪ the woman who wants to be president of the united states thinks grown ups in america need to have more fun so they should go to camp. >> i have decided we really need camps for adults. i think we have a huge fun deficit in america. and we need to figure out how to fill that fun deficit. >> and guess what?

we found a place that might fit the bill. it's not a camp, per se but an adult preschool here in new york city where some stressed out adults are paying thousands of dollars to reconnect with their inner child. >> here preschool master mind we do all sorts of activities from show and tell every day to finger painting and we play with play dough and we do dress up and snack time and nap time. we say it is stack time and everybody gets into snack time and then nap time and everybody crawls up together into a ball and totally get into it. >> i'm not sure where to start on this but i think i will start with adults sleeping under blankets on an alphabet carpet together. >> radical islam has a point. i am now confirming.

this is why those great men fought two world wars and executed a war on terror for a decade so self-involved hipsteres can indulge their hobbies in their apartment. the good news is ten of these losers in a room means ten fewer losers on the streets bothering me in bars and in restaurants. get them together and keep them there with their glitter. >> do you think this is the best use of money? >> remember that thing furries? we are screwed up. >> it was cooler than this. >> can you imagine that people are spending money on this? poverty in america and are spending a grand to go play dough. >> and be more confident. >> it is still wrong. >> am i the only one that kind

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actress eva men dez girlfriend of ryan gosling has advice. >> how would you describe your sense of style? >> i guess maybe feminine. i don't like being -- >> you don't like pants? >> i will wear them. >> not like sweat pants at home? >> no no no. >> never? >> no no. can't do sweat pants. >> interesting. ladies, number one cause of divorce in america is sweat pants. >> took a lot of heat for that and apologized on twitter but dolly parton thinks it's a good idea. >> do you wear sweat pants? >> i don't. i don't think i would be getting a divorce because i don't wear sweat pants, tight pants or no

pants. >> this may explain why i'm single. i wore sweat pants to the studio five days in a row. do you get grossed out by women wearing sweat pants? >> i don't know why they are called sweat pants when people wearing them are never sweating. the number one cause of divorce is not sweat but face masks. once those goes on nothing comes off. the most important part of the story is that she apologized. what did she apologize for? i'm sorry i offended people in sweat pants? i am joining -- i'm converting to islam. that's it. i'm leaving. i'm done. >> eric, you are a married man. if your wife showed up in sweat pants -- >> i love it. it's fantastic. >> yoga pants or sweat pants? >> either.

>> your wife does not wear sweat pants. she probably wears cute adorable sweat pants. she probably wears cute ones. >> is there a difference? >> i will show you what i wore to the studio today. >> like the $5 ones from wal-mart. >> i rather see her in sweat pants and t shirt than all decked out. >> every guy says that and they don't mean it. >> i always have this conversation with young ladies that tights are not pants. that's a little different from sweat pants. i guess dolly parton has the right thing going on no pants or tight pants. that's a good strategy. >> that is my life motto. >> words to live by. >> tight pants or no pants. >> i will have that on my tombstone. i agree a little bit. i think she was kidding like me in the adult camp she was trying to have a fun moment. saying girls keep it hot like your man comes home don't be

looking like a slob like you don't want him looking like a slob. brush your hair. >> can somebody start an apology free day and everybody walks around and says the most offensive thing. anything and if anybody has to apologize say it is apology free day. >> at what point in a marriage how many years can you start slacking off? >> i put on like 25 pounds right after i got married and then took it off when i realized i'm a loser. >> eric? >> i'm not kidding. i swear to the god above i would rather go out with my wife in jeans and a t shirt and ponytail than dress up. >> from the first time you met her? >> to this day, yes. >> always looks great. >> i don't believe that. "one more thing" is up next.

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as it turns out the man whose bachelor party it was, the guy here, guy he never met in the blue tie decides come to my bachelor party. the guy on the left says i have been on this chain for weeks. i don't know you guys but i'm going to come to that bachelor party because it sounds like fun. he is going to the wedding. we have all lost our minds but at least we can get along and have fun. this is an uplifting story. i will be on o'reilly tonight. when dana is off people ask what is dana up to? does she run or whatever? i have gotten tape of her enjoying herself. roll it. there she is. i think she is down in south carolina doing a little window shopping. she likes to do it in disguise because she hates people.

she always dresses in an unusual outfit. >> you know what the tell is? that skirt. >> i'm kidding dana. might like a dog video. america is a great country, free market system, provides opportunity, doesn't matter what your background is. young rapper named azalea banks has this to say. i hate everything about this country like i hate fat white americans, racist conservative white people who live on their farms little teenaged girls who work at k mart and have a racist grandma. she made millions of dollars and really hating america, leave. >> she said she is going to after she makes enough money. greg gutfeld, don't worry just because dana is not here i have your dog fix for you because today is the tenth birthday of my favorite puppy of

all time. there he is. he is the sweetest chihuahua in the world. >> that's a chihuahua? >> shutup. he is adorable. greg. say happy birthday. >> that must have been a wild night. >> what's his name? >> grimace. >> i think this new perfume/cloneperfume/ perfume/cologne from burger king which smells like meat and grease will be the number one reason for divorce. burger king saying this is going to be coming out soon on april fool's day. this might be an april fool's joke. if you have a dog or going to a dog park don't wear this because you will get mauled. >> or your parents own a restaurant and this could be your childhood. >> maybe it's not a story

because it is an april fool's joke. >> or that. >> that's it for us. have a great weekend. "special report" coming up. the chairman of the house select benghazi committee asks hillary clinton to relinquish her private e-mail server and hints at consequences if she does not. this is "special report." >> good evening and welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the message to hillary clinton from house republicans tonight. we can do this the easy way or the hard way. clinton is right now being asked to turn over her now infamous once secret e-mail server. if she does not lawmakers could go the subpoena route. here is chief white house correspondent ed henry. >> reporter: hillary clinton was given a deadline of april 3 around the tim