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>> there had to be -- >> no known none hijack -- joanne nosuchinsky. there is only one anagram for this lady envy lady. and sitting right next to me host of the anthony kumia pod cast. >> it could be a lot dirtier. the lede. that's the first story. >> sweaty palms and improper attire and yawning. you might be a terrorist. a tsa checklist of suspici >> sweaty palms, yawning, you could be a terrorist, a suspicious list has been leaked on line the check list is part of the tsa's program to nab potential bad guys based on stressful signs, or deception.

trembling, excessive movements, wide open staring eyes and being in disguise come on guys, don't we all wear a mustache to the airport? last week the ucla sued the tsa claiming that spot leads to racial profile, i wonder what that stands for. trembling, arriving late, doesn't that pretty much describe anyone arriving at the airport? >> it basically sums up -- it's kind of every bad day that i've been on. if you throw on like a long john silvers and a cold sore. >> you were taken to long john silvers for -- >> i was taken to long john silvers by the guy i lost my virginity to with coupons? >> no, you love a frisky guy. >> the coupons were for the

restaurant, i just want to make it clear. anthony, was this program so bad? we joke, we laugh. don't we remember 9/11? >> oh we want to be safe please, save isus i don't like hearing about these things, it makes me do them at the airport. if i walk into a store and i'm like oh no, this doesn't have what i need and walk out too quickly i kind of do it real slow -- now that i know this i will be sweating, big wide eyes, mustache. when i leave a store i try to keep my hands out of my pocket -- what am i doing? >> joanne this program doesn't have any science backing it up. i think it's based on people just -- ex-cops or whoever comes up with these things. do you think this is a waste of a billion dollars? >> this is definitely a waste of money. they have spent over $900 million -- >> i spedaid billion as a joke --

>> it's very close to that, right? i'll never have that kind of money, so not quite sure. but a former manager of these behavior behavior detection officers said this program is flawed. and the only reason they still have this and use it is to justify pulling people aside. because maybe it was not justified. because these are all behaviors that people do at the airport, when i'm hungover, i do all of these things. so really her suggestion for a better solution to this she said taxpayer dollars would be better spent funding real police at tsa checkpoints. why don't we do that? anyone? >> we have -- what we used to call sucker cops -- >> you know what we call them in the hood? sucker cops? >> how cool would it be if there were real cops there. because when i go through security's i actually go through

the machine and then i turn around and spread them and ask them to pat me down. and then bark softly. and it scares me -- if it was real cops it would fulfill a fantasy for me. >> i don't mind a patdown -- everyone wants to avoid that machine, i love that machine, where they put your arms up -- >> i constantly go through that machine -- >> when everybody said i don't want to go in that, that is invasive. i think the machines are quite pleasant -- >> you can tell them that you're pregnant, and they won't put you through it. >> andy, this was leaked on line, you probably want to find out who just so you can make out with him. >> yes. >> no look there is a point here, it is really easy to take one of these or even several of these and say oh, that is

stupid, i don't that and i'm not a terrorist. the way they do that is assign a point value and if you have enough of them to pit a point value then they figure you warrant a closer look. the question is looking like you just shaved which is one of the questions on the list, the question is that in conjunction with a whole bunch of other factors means there is reason to be suspicious or not. the answer is there is still a resounding no. the problem is oh i have sweaty palms too and i'm not a terrorist. the question is do you have 50 of these things? >> yes, but obviously, the answer is going to be no 999 times after you know, whatever the number is after that. did i say 9,000 or -- whatever. obviously, almost no one is a terrorist. but if we have to pull anthony aside because he is shifty eyed and looks nervous and we get mohammed atta on the next pass, isn't it worth it? >> no i would rather them get

mohammed atta first -- >> i don't understand over owe it doesn't work -- >> i -- >> i'm not against it, because one of the things is wearing a tie that is not appropriate for the location? i want them to start harassing the [ bleep ] out of every man wearing flip flops, because they come through and get on the plane and take them off and where do they hairy toes go? on the arm rest right between the seats, i'm staring at it the whole flight. >> it's bad at least when you take off a flip float, usually your foot is not that funky, but the guys who take off their boots and push them aside and get the big stupid socks -- >> they used to wear suits. >> go to the opera -- >> and it only causes two year's salary -- i wish we could go back to those days. >> top hat and tails. >> i think that is the only way

to fly. >> all right, he paid for his tirade in cash. the man who berated a chick-fil-a drive-through attendant in 2012 is now on food stamps after the stunt ruined his career. adam smith was the ceo of a medical device company when he protested the chicken chain's anti-gay stamps. >> chick-fil-a is a hateful corporation. i don't know how you live with yourself and work here. i don't understand it. this is a horrible corporation with horrible values. you deserve better. >> honestly, i feel like we did the story like six months ago. i can't believe that was so long ago. smith, who was making 200 grand a year was fired after the video went viral. >> they had a phone call from the ceo. he wanted me to resign. i don't regret the stand that i took, but i regret the way i talked to her. >> wait, that is not our music

that is one of his songs. later he landed another job, but was fired after the ceo learned about his idiotic video. i once made a video that i regret. take a look. >> don't go to the joanne thought that was me. don't go to the airport dressed like that. all right, well i mean, what do you think? this guy obviously is a jerk. he wrote a memoir anthony, do you feel bad for him first of all? and believe it or not somebody losing their job for something they did that was dumb on the internet, i don't have any sympathy for them. questioning the girl and grilling her like it's nuremburg, the poor girl is just trying to serve you something. he came off like a jackass,

screw him and he really has so much passion for the subject and the horrible things that chick-fil-a was doing that he just decided to drive up to the window and harass an employee about it? no, this guy, good losing your job, go on food stamps, good-bye, go to your basement and be a ceo in your basement like i have to do. >> dagan even the older guys did this. there was a movement to go and order water. do you remember that? he went up and ordered water and then his life went down the drain. should an act of stupidity ruin somebody's life? >> it absolutely should. because as he said had hee was a jerk. he was a show boat and put it on the internet he wants to be on youtube. it would be like justin bieber of the spoken word. he thought he would get famous and get to go on the eighth hour of "the today show" and hade was

going to get some gig on television and it backfired. >> look at that sweet girl, do you think he should have bailed? he went up to the window, he obviously looks angelic, but -- >> there are people who -- as somebody who worked in the service industry i've had to deal with awful, awful people and the fact she was able to keep her composure and her cool, she is a hero saying you have a nice day, without all the sarcasm that i would put with it. you know what i found very interesting. this guy was a cfo and he went bankrupt in about a year. he must not have had a very good financial plan, maybe the reason he got fired from his second job hade was not very good at his job. >> i think you're on to something. it was a medical devices

manufacturer. what do those people care if you're a take-out jerk? like who cares about this. i don't think it would impede his job at all so i think he lost his job because he is just a general tool and they're like finally a reason to fire the guy because they're sick of him anyway. andy, he wrote a memoir about a million dollar cup of water. how cool is this guy? >> yeah i can't imagine who would want to read this guy's book. probably just yelling at the reader the whole time. >> turn the page now. >> he brought this on himself first of all he acted like a d-bag, filmed himself acting like a d-bag and proudly made his film public. so it's on him. i totally get why the company hadhe was with fired him. the guy made a stupid mistake, he is forced to live in a van, michael vick tortured dogs and

was able to be successful again. >> he went to prison, though. >> right he served his time. i do think maybe he needs to start broadcasting his own show out of his house, i think that is the solution for him. >> or paul and imus, go sorry, i did that. and i shouldn't have done that. >> michael vick learned. like he knew he did something wrong. michael vick didn't write a book like oh, wow, i had a dog and was put in prison. he thinks he was maligned because he bought a cup of water. he said had he -- he knows ss he was a jerk. >> the million dollar cup of water is a more catchy title. >> everybody thinks that the kardashian family is multi millionaires. and kim kardashian, sex tape, boom, and she is famous.

everybody thinks that they don't have to go quite as far as she did. >> it is context, too, though, look at what he was doing, he was the ceo of a company. it's not like he was shock jock or something. if you're just pulling stunts with a dopey stunt, but a company would be like oh, we don't need this guy. if it were a guy, like some ugly teen guy and he was yelling at him then the video would not have caused a stir. it's just we felt so bad for that girl. she handled it so well. >> i've been courteous as a drive-through customer and not -- where does she work? >> unbelievable. >> i just believe we are a nation of second chances. >> yes, we are usually. the thing is, he has not learned. he is still yapping about, i regret the way i did it. not my wonderful protest.

all right climate change will turn women into prostitutes. i have been saying that for years. this week, democrat barbara lee claimed that the changing weather will force women to turn tricks in order to survive. i'm not making this up. the congresswoman proposed a resolution in the house, asserting that global warming will create conflict and instability in the world. and as a result insecure women could be vulnerable to situations such access work, transactional sex, and urging women to work in difficult situations. due to the impact of climate change on women. that is news to me. joanne did you know that climate change affects women worse than men? >> we do get the vapors. so i guess she was saying it's hot -- >> smokeless cigarettes? >> the vapors? >> the vapors.

>> basically what she is saying as the world's temperature increases so will male superiority, because why would they suddenly after us working so hard for equality, how would they suddenly have the hold on all the resources? that makes no sense to me. also if we get to a point where there is no droughts and we have no clean food or water. i feel like there is a time where we develop foods that can sustain us or get us through without the purifying systems so we won't have to worry about it. >> by the way women will rule if there is a water or food shortage because we're like camels, so we retain water, you jackasses, so y'all are going to have to sustain yourself to basically mate with us. >> by the way, they talk about

transactional sex, isn't it all that way? after the event i'm yelling bring me food now -- >> that is what you crave? >> you probably -- you ladies have not traded sex for water, i'm sure. but maybe a high end drink like johnny walker blue or something like that? >> oh my god. you think the other way around. comes first then the sex -- >> andy isn't it good to know that the climate change crowd is not engaging in hypebole and -- >> if you buy her point, the premise is valid. if you don't believe that climate change is a danger? >> i do. >> if you do believe -- if you are run of those people who believes that climate change is a huge danger to the entire

planet, isn't it common sense to believe the people who feel the first effects of it are on the margins economically? which, in a large part of the world, is women. i think if you look at the economic breakdown, the world's richest people are men -- and break it down -- it's completely overblown, i have seen dumber things, i guess is the best defense of it that i can offer. >> andy, what about joanne's point in the future, we'll have better food -- >> but didn't bill gates help with the drinking water -- >> can't wait. >> no this is -- i don't agree with andy at all on this one. because you're basing this whacky futuristic scenario on what is going on right now. so everything else is going to stay the same but in the future, people on the lower rungs of the economic scale will be most affected.

it sounds to me like everybody will be affected. and the socioeconomics of people will change. it will be like water world or one of those things. >> i think it has been a long time since you saw water world. >> i love it, i watch it all the time. and the postman -- >> what about mad max, when mel gibson was hot and we didn't know so much -- >> that was all based on oil was the economy. >> first of all, it sounds like a star trek episode i saw. and it worked out fine. >> it's not going to be that bad, it won't be water world. and if people live near the coast they will move inland. that is fine. >> coming up the nice and thoughtful tweets make me smile. first, want to know what i think about spring break? well, boy, you're in for a real treat. i hate cleaning the gutters. have you touched the stuff? it's evil. and ladders...

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start spreading the news. he w start spreading the news, he will not be going home to kenya, yes, president obama is reportedly think of a move to new york city after leaving the white house. buzz feed reports that a craving for a new beginning could land the first family in the big apple. obama was an undergrad there, and sat down with the creator of the wire, david simon, to discuss the drug war and other problems facing the nation of the it-- he said something everyone can agree with. >> i love the wire.

>> i also love the wire here is one of my favorite scenes from season five, i believe. >> meow meow, meow! >> oh, boy, i didn't -- i didn't know they were going to play that video. >> by the end of season five -- >> spoiler alert. i'm going to get in trouble for that andy. comparing a black man to a cat playing a piano? i'm going to get in trouble. andy -- >> you know that -- >> andy obama meeting with david simon is it finally okay to admit we don't like the -- whatever that -- the view -- >> call it the wire -- >> i do not agree with the president that omar is the best character on the wire. >> well who is though. >> joe is followed by stringer bell -- >> and -- >> omar is a great character,

but not my favorite. >> great and a handsome man, am i right? >> the biggest mistake they made was killing off bell on the show -- >> they did. >> can't the president get into a discussion about that? that is one of the most important things, they removed him from tv way too soon. >> andy are we supposed to think obama is cool now that he left the wire? i watched the whole thing, he is cool. he seems d.c. cool. >> which is not cool. >> well, then what is he? >> he is the president and had he has a couple of years left taking advantage of that to be with the people he really likes. >> i want everyone to look at that video. he is a smart guy, a cool guy, i agree with him about the view. and they were making great points. >> they are actually calling it --

>> they made some great points about the war on drugs, et cetera. he is a very thoughtful guy, but had he has no business being president. >> proposition joe with rosy o'donnell. >> you got me there andy do something someone talk! >> oh, maybe obama will live in new york. maybe not. >> is that a good thing? >> i don't really care. although i don't think obama will really like new york especially if he lives in the city because usually celebrities come to new york and not saying he is a celebrity, but they will come to new york because they don't want to be recognized. oftentimes, you can pass somebody on the street and you wouldn't have an idea or you just don't care enough to say anything. but obama loves that. feeds off being recognized. feeling like a celebrity, the audience so i don't know if that will be the place for him. >> everybody is here clinton is here, do we need more presidents

in the streets of new york with their details following them around in around? >> that was my point, thank you, new york is hard enough to get around from point a to b, and having the president -- i bet he says i get right through the traffic. >> he did say that. >> meanwhile, we're stuck here. the pinnacle of the free world. one thing with the u.n. general assembly, and presidents come to town. just stay out, let us go about our business. >> and maybe they would fix the streets if they thought president obama would be moving here. >> they would be at his beck and call. >> it would be awesome to hear the new yorkers because it would be about two weeks before they started to heckle the president saying i broke my leg and it cost me $600, way to go. >> how about this there are too many ex-presidents if he moves here the ex-presidents will have

to leave town. there are too many secret service running around. >> and why are they concentrating on the wire so much and obama's take on that when he met with the writers of hogan's heroes for 15 minutes to discuss gitmo. that is his new plan. >> you don't know about hogan's heroes? >> of course. >> coming up, is eating a mcdonald's breakfast akin to communism? >> tonight's the lab has done it again, creating the loveable monster who will tickle your funny bone while giving you sound money advice. get your shillue dobbs today.

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>> of course my point was that today's students are so dependent in every sense of the word that they are not ready to leave home at all. today's college student are so coddled and protected, they were the same as a 13-year-old from a century ago. why give them freedom of any kind? well, i would like to do something that is very rare in the world of tv punditry, i'm going to change your mind, rock your world. of course my premise is young people are like caged birds, the solution is to get rid of the cage altogether. maybe this spring break idiocy is the parents' fault it is their fault the kids are protected from embarrassment or being made to feel uncomfortable in any way at all, that their reaction is extreme. it is the fault of adults that

these kids are being tested into oblivion. they spend their entire childhood with one goal getting into a good school and getting success. they have been running on the hamster trail for 15 years. how about more freedom? not less. how about we start young. let's take off the knee pads and let them skin their knee, let them make their mistakes in the teen years lower the drinking age, yeah, i said it. let them have a glass of wine with dinner and stop acting likes it's a magic elixir of sin, maybe that will take the mystery out of it and they won't feel like they have to fly to florida and drink out of a radiator hose, if they need the money, they can take a while to work for it. essentially tell them to grow up, either that or you can go to your room. ♪ ♪ ♪

>> andy? >> yes. >> i dare you to find fault with my air-tight logic. >> yeah let's look at this. let them have a glass of wine with dinner and stop acting like it's a magic elixir of sin, and maybe they wouldn't want to fly to florida and drink out of a raidiator hose, they will still do it -- >> i sipped wine at home with my parents -- >> you take the sexual assault out of spring break and there is no fault with it. go have fun for a week. >> does his face look like he ever got out in the sun? >> i never even got out of cape cod. >> as long as there is no sexual assault going on -- >> as long as they're consenting. >> yeah, go ahead and have fun for a week. >> you libertine, joanne, you

never engaged in this stuff, right? when you were an adult, you were a youth you were focused and didn't engage in this type of nonsense. >> you know, i believe there are two types of girls in this contest, i was one of the girls who didn't compete in the wet t-shirt contest, i went on spring break and went with a few girlfriends. we did drink. it is like my one friend's grandmother's house so we couldn't get into too much trouble. i mean this is the same thing year in and year out. >> you spring breaked with your friend's grandmother? >> she bought us champagne it was amazing. >> an adult supervising you sipping champagne probably talking about literature and stuff, that is fun. and you didn't feel the need to go out and act like a fool, right? >> and you know what? the real terror we're not talking about is the sun burn that is like the real threat.

the kids are not putting on the sun block, you know. >> don't they do that as far as foreplay? >> oh, my goodness, times have changed, tom. >> we used to go do you need any help with those out of the way patches -- hey, if you think hannity is making it tougher for america's young men who just want to go down and have a good time? >> i absolutely think so. i woke up -- and hannity was on and i swear i thought he was selling the girl's gone wild video. i had this weird -- is he? because this is fantastic. i love it. he is trying to make it sound bad. and it looks fantastically fun. >> but when it's time to choose a mate, you don't choose one of these beach babes, do you? >> why not? >> it's spring break, not like you're courting each other -- >> it's -- >> if you want a long-term

relationship, you don't go down and get one of these girls, right? how smart was my monologue? i admitted i was wrong the other day when we taped the show and maybe we need to give them more freedom at a younger age. >> you don't get points for changing your mind, i put these leather pants on, and now i changed my mind, my belly is hanging over the top. but i don't pat myself on the back for that. >> i do. >> i have an issue with hannity making it tougher for the parents, the kids, they want them in panama. mom and dad are at home making homemade porn. they don't want the kids at home. >> what is that? that secret ingredient? >> you keep saying it -- >> dickel whiskey, oxycontin. >> why don't you give the kids

some of that? yeah -- >> they steals from mom and dad. >> my big question is did you really change your mind or are you calibrating your message for different shows? and the reason i ask this, tom, you were so quick with the anagrams at the top of the show you failed to point out is one for him, him selling out. i kind of feel like that is what is going on. >> wait a minute, you anagrammed him sell out -- >> him sell out. >> okay, that is not bad. >> you know what, i think the fans are going to be anagramming your name andy? leave it to the fans, i want you to get andy back for that one. >> taco bell's new breakfast campaign likens mcdonald's to a communist society. >> because happiness --

>> same breakfast. >> oh oh, let's go! oh, let's go! oh, let's go! where is the rest of them? >> they're coming. >> mcdonalds has yet to >> while mcdonald's has yet to comment on the communist criticism, my feeling is that they are not loving it. anthony, i thought this ad was great. the ramones? it's fantastic. >> yeah very well done, reminds you of the apple ad from 1984, with the apple item -- it's nothing new, it almost made me

miss communism -- remember that good old fashioned didn't they look kind of punk rock? they almost looked like they were ready to get down and party. they were like oh look, the same -- >> it was kind of cool to say very well done. and you know -- >> does taco bell have a point here? is mcdonald's like mother russia? >> but taco bell is making mcdonald's look cool. everybody in communist mcdonaldland is super skinny, so then they run to austria and they're going to get fat. that was the message i saw. dark and gray, kind of depressive, is hip. >> kind of like brooklyn, a frog or something joanne it's the same stuff, what is so good about the taco bell snack? it's just like a different shape. >> i do like that they're

competition, because mcdonald's has been having a monopoly on the breakfast, we need healthy competition on the breakfast. >> is there any competition? i go to the first place, i pull over to whoever it is, i pull over to mcdonald's, burger king. >> i drive around for hours -- >> you're brand loyal? >> you know who wins the fast breakfast food wars? serve breakfast until 11 and you win. isn't that the major problem, the communist society -- >> the commercial makes no sense, people who leave mcdonald's would never be able to fit through the hole in the wall. >> i thought it was great right up until that point. and i was like not realistic. >> okay, time to take a break. dogs, and lena dunham. favorite favorite -- ha, ha ♪ [ male announcer ] legalzoom has helped start over 1 million businesses. if you have a business idea, we have a personalized legal solution

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in tonight's edition of no way, lina done ham is at the center of a controversy over something she wrote. there was a quiz for "the new yorker" called dog or jewish boyfriend listing 35 things and asking readers to guess which applies to her dog and which to her jewish boyfriend. he does -- doesn't tip.

there is always something new. the director of the anti-defamation league and they will find the stair row types offensive. and a blog wrote all around the world there are people who equate jews and dogs. are you proud to be there? are you, lena? they went on and on. anthony you have never done anything controversial -- >> never. never you a fended. >> it is hard for you to chenet on this story at all. >> if she was going for the joke and some people find it funny, then that's your freedom. she will get criticism obviously , but i don't know it is that kind of humor -- i am not into the ethnic humor. >> you don't like that?

>> believe it or not. >> he has every right to do that. >> i thought it was funny. >> i was just upset she didn't give answers at the bought m to. >> seriously who was it? >> i read the whole thing. i want to hate on lena-dunham. and if anyone should offer an apology it is "the new yorker." this is a great idea. one person did tweet. they made a good point. if jewish boyfriend had been replaced with another race religion gender would they still do it? >> black boyfriend? >> muslim boyfriend. >> trouble. andy you sometimes claim to be jewish. >> if we jews had a serious problem with stereo typing, do you think we would have let it run?

i mean come on. grow up, gois. i wasn't remotely offended. that's the taste, whatever. >> the new yorker 1234. >> i actually thought it made andy barowitz seem funny. how is bananas better than a man and all of those things, they are sexist. it is a staple of jewish comedies. >> until you lighten up. >> come on. dagan shouldn't they lighten up? >> they should lighten up, but she is not funny. she is not funny. an ingrown know nut gets more than dunham. people are throwing themselves on her and she has almost no

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>> because she is slurping. >> i was getting self-conscious. joanne you were doing the laugh you do when i make a mistake. >> it is because she almost choked and i laughed. >> this is so entertaining. you understand why there are so many female viewers? >> i spent a half hour watching these videos. i could not stop. there is one that was really cute. she is amazing eating hot wings. i don't know why i love it so much. >> why can't we have the cuban on here? i saw her video today. >> i don't know. >> that's not very nice. she is fine. >> i think it is very attractive. gosh. >> you are a regular viewer of these. >> oh yes. i find when you eat food like

that two days later you are hungry again. >> it comes right back. guy i was reading about this. i started to think that's weird. i think of our reality show and it is no different or less disgusting than my 600-pound -- >> we do it better. we do a full on live orgy which is a golden corral with the chocolate fountain. you go to any golden corral and that's what it looks like. >> does anybody film themselves and get any hits? >> probably. >> people play video games. people play video games and they . >> help me out. young people love this. >> people start chatting and they are like slurp more. how hot is it? >> apparently.

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