previously on "red eye." >> hello everyone. >> i am a liberal wizard. >> it is a raise the roof. >> i don't understand. >> i need you to relax. >> i told that when i was five. >> that is nonsense. >> you are despicable. >> cut to commercial. >> put a question mark at the end of it. >> now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to jedi. hello, everyone. i am jedediah bila and let's welcome our guests. he is cuter than a puppy hugging a kitten hugging a spider-man toy. ms. joanne nosuchunsky is in the house. he is the president of libertarians anonymous.

tv's andy levey. i pinched his cheeks in the green room because look at him, he is adorable. sam morrell is here and he will be recording an album in the underground. he agrees with me a lot and that's why i like him. tv writer and producer rob long and he is the founder of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we start with trevor noah. more people are coping in "the daily show" host defense after his jokes were deemed anti-sametic and sexist. there was a series of 53 tweets on tuesday night and i will now read all of them. not really. the actor and comedian began with a joke question, why did the man throw butter out of the window? answer, he wanted to see butterfly. he went on to explain man in my previous tweet should not be construed as privileged, massage nighs and anti-trans

or mention of said man's race orie lig general. it could be an african-american man or asian or anyone. at the end he reminded his audience, jokes should always entertain every single person who hears them. finally welcome to comedy in 2015. i thought there was more. >> sam you are a comedian. >> do you think about this stuff before you get out on stage and before you write your jokes? are you worried about who you may offend and who may be outraged and write you up and lose you a job? >> i guess you have to now a days. we are in the outrage era. everyone gets offended by everything. where do you think good jokes come from? this is a guy who they are going after and he has done this for a longtime. it makes you want to take these so-called journalists down to an open mic. a suicide abortion joke

extravaganza. these are not that bad. i think what he said was not anti-sametic and i foe trevor. i know trevor. he is always nice except for when he said the jews killed christ. other than that he was nice. >> i those it was handled perfectly. you do that, you point out the absurd tee of the pc police. you make it funny and make fun of them. i thought it was handled brilliantly. >> i thought his comedy was fantastic. i was awake last night when he did the tweet storm. i thought the one of 53 things -- i thought it was a joke. i thought that was part of the joke. when he got to the eighth tweet and it was clear he wasn't i muted him for a day. unless it is vin diesel tweeting about fast and furious i am not reading anybody's tweet storm. i agree with the point he was making. a couple of hours before he did this neil brennan who was

involved with "the chappelle show." said imagine how much funnier richard prior would have been if he had think pieces and other things to guide him. to me that was in one brilliant tweet. honestly i like that better. >> you have definitely muted me on twitter. >> it is the tweet storms. it is the one of 60 or one of 20. to me that's not what twitter is. >> rob, let's talk about comedy for a second. in your opinion do you think some things are off limits? if people are making slavery jokes or holocaust jokes should certain things just not be brought into the comedic sphere? >> if you were going to make slavery jokes or holocaust jokes you would thought have jokes left. the stuff that off fends people are the stuff people you make jokes out of. he told us there would be 53.

how do you know 53? shorter is always funnier. here is what -- and i know i can't predict the future,. the minute that guy gets behind the desk he will play the same game everybody is playing against him. he will forget that it is all jokes are open. we can make fun of everything. he can forget the source of comedy is being outrageous and he will go behind that desk and he will be making -- this is a cliche point to make, but if a republican had made those jokes it would be a sick play. there would be no high minded comics and no 53 tweet storm for him. and i know the minute he gets behind that desk it will be business as usual. >> it depends who says it, joanne. some say there is a double standard. i heard commentary saying if a commentator said this it would happen forever. in the context of comedy

people know it is comedy. they know it is satire and they know it is funny. >> i didn't know. i thought this was one large microaggression due to this comic's status and privilege allowing him to tweet a rant like this. i couldn't. >> so you are offended. >> i am highly offended. it was too long. it was over the top and it was slightly annoying which is exactly what on-line outrage is. he proved his point. and he is very smart and he is a progressive too who is making a good point. no one hears you when you are wining. you have to effectively use comedy to make these points and that's what a good comic does. >> in my opinion good comedy should make you uncomfortable and it should offend you. if i am in an audience -- when i go to listen to my friend sherrod small, and when i am uncomfortable it is good comedy. >> even when he is not on

stage. >> shouldn't it though? shouldn't it make you think of stuff you did in your life and you are embarrassed about? >> absolutely. that's the problem with twitter. you hear it the way you want to hear it. you don't see a tone or facial expression. you are reading it the way you want to read it and it is playing into their agenda. they want hits do they think trevor noah is racist? >> to be fair it was 2009. the truth is when you make somebody laugh it is an aggressive thing. you are involuntarily changing the way they breathe. that is a weird thing. there is a reason why we say this comic killed or that comic slayed. he choked you a little bit and made you breathe funny. >> it tickles. >> there is something aggressive about comedy anyway. >> should organizations respond? should comedy central respond and offer some sort of statement in response or ignore it?

>> comedy central put out a bland statement and basically said you shouldn't judge someone on a couple of tweets. i think noah tweeted a similar thing. i completely agree with that. if i was comedy central i would be done with it. you put out the statement and let it go. trevor noah will take over "the daily show." the then is the only way to find out if trevor noah will be good is until he takes it over. you can't say i didn't like a couple tweets. he will suck as a daily show host. let him have the job. if he is good at it he will keep the job. if he is not good, he will lose it. >> but now will he walk on egg shells? will he be afraid because of this whole thing? >> hire a publicist and you are fine. >> we will move on because gay couples can't have pizza on their wedding day. yes, an indiana pizza place owner says she will not cater a same-sex wedding because of

her beliefs. while they would never deny service to gays or anyone else their opposition to gay marriage would stop them from participating in a same-sex wedding. >> if a gay couple was to come in and say they wanted us to provide them pizzas for a wedding we would have to say no. >> we are a christian establishment. we are not discriminating against anyone. it is just that's our belief. and everybody has a right to believe anything. >> o'connor says she supports the indiana governor and the religious freedom restoration act. it is not about discrimination. it is helping people who have a religious belief. since this story hit the o'connors have received multiple threats and temporarily closed their business. meanwhile, other wedding day challenges. >> here is morgan coming back from showing grammy her wedding dress. gabby don't let tess out!

gabby, don't let tess out! >> oh my god! >> i am italian. no one loves pizza more than me. >> i have never been to a wedding where pizza was the on tray. >> italian isis for dessert. >> i like the way she said -- if a gay couple were to come in here -- she said it so hypothetically. they shouldn't be getting threats. they should serve gay weddings. they should do it, but it shouldn't be violent. italians, they have -- there is no gay cuisine. it would be harder to order

homophobic. >> you would say no because it would tear your [bleep] apart. >> why? why? >> they liked it in the booth. >> oh boy. >> should a business be allowed to say they don't want to serve someone -- even if they don't give a reason no matter who that person is, race, sexuality, is that a decision they should be able to make? >> no. if it is a public accommodation, if it is a hospital or restaurant you can't serve people. that's a federal civil rights law. in this case it is strange. i don't think gay people were agitating and fighting for and signing petitions to get marriage equality so they can have pizza at the wedding. the problem there is everybody is in this weird struggle, a weird wrestle to see who is more of a victim. they feel they are being victims because they can hypothetically be forced to deliver pizzas to a gay

wedding. gay people feel they are victims because they are hypothetically being discriminated against. and now these guys have threats. that's how we resolve everything. we prove who is the bigger victim. >> the lgbt community is i think the more vulnerable because they are not protected under indiana's civil rights laws like other groups are. i think that's the real problem here. threatening this business is not the answer. use that energy and con tabt your lawmakers -- and contact your lawmakers. get that changed. threat thig businesses won't -- threatening businesses won't help you. >> a lot of other states have passed the patch. the patch on the religious freedom restoration act. >> the big issue is also the law has been miss interpreted because you have people who got on tv and gave a poor defense of the law. people don't realize it allows

these people to go to court. they have to prove a lot of stuff. they have to prove -- it would be very difficult for them to prove something that enables them to then discriminate against someone. that was not made clear by these politicians on television that we are promoting the law. >> i always said it is adam and eve and not adam and cheese. i get the whole pizza thing. everyone is acting as if under this relienal jus freedom restoration act all you have to do is say i can't do that. i don't have to do that because i'm religious. that is 100% wrong. it reached the point the vast majority of the media is misrepresenting what the bill is almost like they are doing it for political reasons but i know that can't be true. the problem is supporters of the bill are also misrepresenting it. this is the most misrepresented story i have seen in a really, really longtime.

i think the o'connors are wrong thinking they shouldn't have to cater a gay wedding and i think they have the right to be wrong. i found one thing curious. the husband said about gays he said that lifestyle is something they chose. i chose to be hetero sexual and they chose to be homosexual. i guess good for him for choosing to be hetero sexual. i didn't think you had to choose that. >> i don't remember that choice moment. that definitely was not a choice. >> i can't imagine his wife didn't read that and go, wait. >> those are the statements that the other side says you are ill intentioned and don't understand the issue. >> i think there are supporters who are ill intentioned. but i also think that almost does president matter in terms of what the law says and does. >> it gets very small because there are things you can do no

matter what. you can't refuse to serve someone because they violate your religious standards. you can't do that. if you are a single provider a florist or massage therapist it is more murky. >> why can't we all sit around and order a pizza and get along. >> some people are lactose intolerant and gluten allergies. >> i don't eat dairy or gluten. it is a scandal that could cost him the presidency. he is allergic to dogs. an aid confirms that the candidate cannot be around man's best friend and that is a shame. they say owning a furry friend humanizes candidates and show they are just like me and you with the kids and the dog. all of the leakily candidates have or had dogs including cruz, and hell reclinton and dogs were important. bill clinton had buddy and george w. bush had buddy and

george bush had barney. i think dogs do humanize you, and for candidates who are not charizmatic and have a hard time connecting with voters you put them in with the love muffins and it goes a long way. >> i never had a dog or a pet so i am not very humanized. i will just vote for scott walker. i was con flicked it but this settles it for me. >> dogs come into the election a lot. do you remember mitt romney put the dog on the roof of the car. do not travel with the dog on the roof of your car. they do play a role and i think somebody like hillary clinton who comes off cold, i think it could do wonders playing with a labrador retriever. >> everybody looks good next

to a lab. >> or a maltese. that's what i have. >> i read mark orubio has a shi-stzu. >> i have a fluffy dog i carrie in a bag and she will be living large. >> i don't think they should walk into the president's house with their louis vuitton. >> i have a solution. i will save this whole ig race right now. get a dog that doesn't shed and has hair instead of fur. i am allergic to dogs. and there is something called zrtec-d. >> and there is something called not having a dog. the fact hillary has a dog it de dehumanizes you.

would people go oh -- >> they did have a dog -- >> for the record you do not compare hillary to hitler. >> not this >> that was last night. >> hit better's dog was named blondey. >> were we going the camps and everything. he has a log. >> i think the dog -- we say it turns the house into a home, well will it urn it the white house into a home sph. >> i think it is a big deal. >> must love dogs. it is ridiculous. americans like dogs better than they like people. we forgave ben roethlisberger before michael vick. >> how about we just vote for the dogs. get the candidates up there and we can test the barking. >> i would need to know their names.

the names of the dog are a lot. >> i want a fun name. dogs named after people very cute. >> you remember my dog's name is emma. >> i was thinking of viewers who have dogs named henry and charles. >> mr. checkers regan lucky. >> wow. >> you guys are going to tell me the debates wouldn't be more interesting without a dog? >> coming up more on my adorable dog. first they stock it to research a rule.

>> i think the fact that the kids had to put money out because their allowance, that part would send a real lesson home. am i right? >> public shaming your kids. didn't this woman watch monica

lewinski's ted talk? i would like to say it was praised by the sheriff's department. don't the sheriffs have something else to worry about rather than giggling at the multi plex? i guess it worked. it was a good move. >> it is true when you are in the movie theater and you have a bunch of braty kids -- there is nothing worse. you paid for the movie and it is ruined completely destroyed. this family apparently couldn't see another movie for a longtime. this was a sad story. >> it was a sad story. anyone else as upset or concerned that the older brother is a little [bleep]. >> i am actually. >> disloyal to the rest of the kids. >> the sister should put something up on social media and you can see if he gets his butt kicked. >> how was the movie? >> mom, can you sit down for a minute.

>> i will tell her. >> i was a perfect shield. >> when you went to the movie theater no one was complaining? >> i ate my popcorn silently and i was respectful of the film and the artist rethat went into it. >> no, i sort of agree. i would be fine if all of the kids involved were in jail. that would be the -- the daughters for being jerks and the son for being a snitch. you don't go against the family. you shouldn't do that. >> family first i think anyone who doesn't keep their [bleep] mouth shut in a movie theater they should go to jail. >> it was one time. >> i don't care. it is a zero tolerance society. >> there should be a button you press and a bucket of water falls on their head. >> that's more disturbance to

the movie. >> stop talking. just text. >> a big sword should come down and put them in twine. >> i had my phone out and i was texting somebody. a guy yelled at me and i had no retort. he was right. >> i live and work in hollywood so i see movings in screenings and i can't relate to you people. >> it must be horrible. >> these kids i bet you will not do this again. this is a level of humiliation. people know who they are. >> present probably are not allowed back in the thee 8 ter. theater. >> i don't like your tone when you say theater. >> it is admiration. psychologist wiles come out and say it stigmatizes the children. >> maybe scientologists are right about psychology. >> coming up, a teen

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well, his craft got creepy. actor jaime dornin said he stalked a woman for the sake of a role. the "50 shades of gray" star plays a killer in the british series. check it out. >> i followed a woman off the train one day to see what it felt like to pursue someone like that. >> intriguing. go on. >> i followed her around a couple of street corners and i was like, what are you doing? >> did you feel weird? >> it felt kind of exciting in a dirty way. i am sort of not part of myself, but i do hahn festally think i learned something from it. i have honestly never done that in my life. >> as long as he learned something right? that's what i say. as an actress i was taught you live the role.

you live it. you breathe it. you make it your own. isn't that what he was doing. >> one time i played the cheating wife. i got married so i can cheat on my husband to see what it was like. how was that? >> i felt like i was on days of our lives. wait, i was. in this interview he says he is not method. that is method acting. they immerse themselves as the character and he did a little experiment. i don't think there is anything wrong with that. it does help that he is attractive. if she turned around she would say oh my god "50 shades of grade" tie me up. >> what is creepy is he really enjoyed it. this is a natural born stalker. he really got into the role. >> i am doing a similar thing for a youtube movie.

>> is that why you were following me on the subway? >> you will see it. when you hear daniel day-lewis is doing this and they are living with lincoln and he thinks he was freeing the slaves. >> i think attractive people get away with everything. this guy was fat and unattractive. but because he looks like he does everyone says -- >> and that's how it should -- are we arguing the justification? it has something to do -- well not with just me. i would be curious to see if the woman called police for the oh i just was doing research for a role thing would holdup. it did work for pete townsend with the child porn. he purchased the child porn to prove he could purchase the

child porn and he went through trial and the judge said you are fine. >> i believe you were investigating. >> maybe it would work. dornin is fantastic on "the fall" so it worked. at the end of the day you can't argue with results. you still can't argue. >> does this creep you out? >> the creepiest part was the skype. look i think the problem with all of this stuff is that the actors -- honey just pretend. just pretend. everybody pretends to be something. it is not that hard. you didn't have to follow the girl home. you didn't learn anything from it. all of that stuff is nonsense. they pretend to be somebody else for money. that's the job.

it is not hard. danielle day-lewis' performance -- are you kidding me? >> he was pretending. it was a make believe pre end it show. >> that's when you get the awards. >> i would like to go on record saying if he would leak to stalk me i do not have a problem with that. >> i want to remind you that ted bundy was considered attractive. >> he was. some people have an infatuation with serial killer. >> you remember the marlon brando movie where he played a cranky veteran and he stayed in the hospital for six weeks and was awful. it is tear pable for the nurses not in on it. >> i think it is an excuse for people to beet the [bleep]. >> there is an old scene where he had to stay up for 72 hours. the greatest actor said i

prepared by saying up and he was told why not try acting? >> put me in the game, coach, or i am going to sue you. she was not seeing play time on her club volleyball team. after they benched her and refuse to put her on another team. they were unhappy a child was not given an opportunity to play but the law did to the allow him to rule on a private organization. lawsuits are a growing trend because parents are spending thousands of dollars and giving up weekends for kids to participate. they president what -- they want a return. parents get so involved. you see them shouting on the seed line. >> maybe they are should shouting when they are

seeing. >> actually i don't blame the parents. it is stupid. this is the lawyers' fault. the lawyer who said you want do this. props to the judge saying the kid had to play. this is the fault of lawyers. some said transfer her to another team. if a kid can't play well will we move her around a for another opportunity, we are preparing her and if you are not good you will get bench. this is not an exciting case. get better. what if michael jordan was cut from the team? he was michael jordan. get better. work on it. >> that's true. when you are benched and when you face the setbacks --

>> i wish every time i was rejected for a role i could have sued the casting director. no i would be blast listed. do you get an injunction? they let you play? you have teammates who are not going to be fond of you. it doesn't set you up for success in life. and also i feel like we are growing a nation of babies. nobody can be told you are not good enough. practice and that's the lessony should be okay. >> you can do shows on stupid lawsuits. >> there could be a stupid lawsuit tax where everybody has to pay. next time you think about one of the crazy lawsuits worry about your own assets. >> if she got to say because she sued the person who is no

longer playing can -- and she would get to play. the third person would get to so. -- would get to sue. >> the lineup would have to be uh jews indicated by a marshall. >> it is time to take a break. we will talk time travel when we come back.

and now it is time for a time machine. this is so exciting. a physicist needs to raise a quarter of a million dollars to test his theory of time travel. after reading "the time machine" the 11-year-old was obsessed with traveling back in time to save his father who died suddenly of a heart attack the previous year. 60 years later he has a working theory based on einstein's laws. it involves using loops of light and consequently twist time. >> if we think of time as a straight line say a straight line and at the bottom is the -- the past and the middle is the present and the top of the line is the future. if space is being twisted then that twat line dash >> then that straight line will be twisted. if i started in the path i i

will move to the present. i made the line to a loop. we can go to the past to the present to the future, but i can go from the future back to the past. >> andy don't ruin this for me. i have been obsessed with time travel since marty mcfly and i believe -- i believe in the power. >> that gets to my second pr oint. using loops of light to twice time that's my thing. the fact that he is out there now throwing out my theory as if it is his own we will talk about this afterwards. this is the plot to a thousand science fiction and comic books. the problem is a lot of the time they set out to discover one thing and discover something else like when they were doing spire ments and something went wrong and radiation fused sis harness

and allowed his mind to control him. he was then spider-man's enemy. what happens a lot of time is this results in the person becoming a super villain. i urge caution because that is my fear here. >> never been more sexy in his life by the way, aweddence why. >> he already has the money. people would actually donate to this. what do you have to lose? you could travel in time if he gets this right. think about it. >> it sounds less like a disney movie and more like a pixar. he has gotten it. i have an el vision convert. >> i would do it. would you travel back in time? >> no. >> i saw "the butterfly effect." stuff happens and you don't know. maybe you wouldn't be here

today if these father was still alive for a certain amount of time. i do worry. we try to put meaning to things and he is trying to business through his work. and that's a way to cope when you are inspired. but if this is your whole life and if it doesn't come to fruition that's hard. guy if you could travel, rob back in time. and somebody says pick a date, pick a time. you get to set it and where would you go? >> my problem with that is most of the past is horrible and smells and is really birdie. we are really unprepared so i would go back to last week. a few small adjust nents. >> i would go back. >> i don't have andy's

scientific -- >> this is how stuff happens. people want to do stuff that is cool and they have an idea on how to do it. elon musk didn't start out making paypal and now he is going to space. >> where would you go? guy i would take a different major or date a different guy. >> you would go back to "make the world a better place." >> did i get that movie wrong? >> the butterfly effect"? >> who is in it? >> ashton kutcher. selfie sticks are band. send this them to fox news.com/red eye.

n time. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from joe devito. yay love those guys. >> e block. last story. that's the last story.

it is a war on narcissists. yes, two popular music festivals coachella and law law palooza they have banned selfi sticks. they have prevented the sticks, selfie sticks and monochad are on the list of outlaws. this is a war against people with healthy self-esteem. there should be outrage. i am a big fan of the selfie as anyone who has seen my instagram is well aware. >> yeah baby. >> i love sell thees, what do you say? >> the sell fee stick -- the selfie people can tell me about the festival. i need the steek -- the stick. my goal is always to off fend and dance to music. >> i have seen the stick used as a weapon. i have fiesty friends.

i am italian. maybe they worry people get tipsy and rowdy. >> remember when people did drugs at concerts? it is crazy. i am ashamed to be rt part of a generation full of narcissists. now they are on instagram all the time. >> like me? do you not follow me. >> i do follow you. but not everyone who posts selfies looks like you. >> that's cruel. >> that's a compliment. >> i am protecting everyone here. what do you think of the sell fees. i guess you hate it. >> i would like to congratulate you and joe for the tweets you will need later about needing the stick. good luck with that. >> yeah, baby. >> today outside the building -- this is 100% true. i saw a girl who was holding a selfie stick with an iphone on

it and she said to -- whatever her mom said take a picture of me holding my seltie stick. i am done. everyone can go to hell. i just don't care. >> why can't people just use their phones 1234 who would want to walk around with the big stick? i can't even carry a purse. >> come on. who names it a stick? come on. >> it is from another time. look there is a famous picture last week of a huge fire in the east village. the flames were high above the building and a bunch of girls were gathered around and took a selfie smiling with the fire in the background. i don't think dash dosh can't improve -- you can't improve coachella. it is worst place to be on earth at anytime.

special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky and rob long. that does it for me. i'm jedediah bila and i am off to dinner with spider-man. good night, everyone.