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and it is the dorky kid brother and comic, joe devito. there it is first date and his last. it is his comedy album. it is very good. it is available on amazon and itunes. get it immediately. and you may recognize him as the satisfied customer from every car rental commercial. "reason" magazine editor-in-chief matt welch. there it is. and check out the latest issue. it says don't tread on my internet, bra. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> indeed it is. gay couples can now have pizza at their wedding. has wound -- that's wonderful. they have made changes to the controversial objections law. >> in reaching an agreement to clarify the law which will

unequivocally state in the vongest possible -- in the strongest terms that indiana law will not be able to discriminate against anyone, anywhere anytime. we are hoping to put an end to the misrepresentation of what this law may be and it is more of a miss perception is a better word. >> unless they are gay. >> it prohibits using the law as a legal defense for refusing to provide services goods, pho ilt ises or uh -- facilities or uh uh-huh -- accommodations. for a debate on the religious objections law i am joined by two roosters, big red and scratch. >> adam and steve

cock-a-doodle-don't. do the changes make it better or more confusing? >> i don't think the changes do a damn thing. i think it is a difference that makes that difference, but if people are happy sure, why not? they say what it can't be used for are things no court would allow it to be used for. no court in the country has allowed them to deny service to a gay person. the whole thing is stupid. the government has a compelling interest in preventing an establishment from acting in a discriminatory manner. the question is are they forcing an establishment to say bake a special cake or cater a specific wedding? to me the answer is no. but what he does is allow this to be determined by the courts. i just don't think this

changes anything. >> they assess the changes? >> yeah, it provides a safeguard sort of to a group of people who felt unprotected by their government. still the lgbt community is not a protected class. but i think it is a step in the right direction especially for optics for the state. all of these businesses, conferences groups were threat thig to pull out their businesses and all of their goings on in the state in the future. >> it is true. i was sitting on the plane in front of a couple people who were talking about the law and explicitly saying indiana was a hate state without knowing the content of the law. people weren't debating the law for its merit, but based on some superficial marketing which can be dangerous going back and forth in all cases. are you surprised the law changed so quickly?

>> no matter what happens it was a well thought out public relations coup for the state. i am still not sure with all of the changes they mentioned there you start to think so what does this law do now? the real loser wa- anyone who over the past few days invested in very gay baking equipment. they had the park cet corners for a couple of days -- the market cornered for a um could of days. now it is a free for all in indianapolis. what is sad is people talked about this as boycotting. indiana is a state that has legalized gay marriage. to say it is hate, of course the law was confusing and we are not sure what was denied, but some states don't allow gay marriage so maybe boycott those states. >> yeah in their next tour date they went to two or three states that don't allow gay marriage, but they go to indiana. >> people are not sure why they are boycotting? >> they think they are sure.

>> yes, because there is a hash tag. but indiana didn't have a hash tag, but my best friend is gay. >> it is not who bakes the cake. it is who jumps out of it. >> that's a great point. >> it is wasted cake. i am not for that. when you eat it like joe does, slathered all over the beard? >> >> smattered. >> depends on where you are from. >> this week barack obama commuted 20 sentences that had to do with drugs. that had more to do with individual lives and justice than all of these rifts in 20 states. >> what is the point in passing the law in the first place sph. >> people didn't want want to be like the guy in oregon who didn't want to bake the wedding cake and is now facing a fine which is horrifying. they thought it could be protection, but it is not. they had it in new mexico and a photographer said i don't want to be compelled to work a

wedding and they said sorry it doesn't apply. they tried to craft a solution that wouldn't have anything to do with the problem and then everyone got super mad because they thought it would have an effect that it was they ever going to have. meanwhile, they trashed the pizzeria because they were stupid enough to answer a reporter's question and then people gave them -- i mean this is an entire week of idiocy on all parts. >> and some irresponsible journalism. >> i can't actually think of a story recently with maybe the exception of hands up don't shoot. that aside i can't think of a story where the press has behaved so dismally. to the point where you think it was willful. they have to know what they are telling people are wrong and they continue to do it. >> you have to wonder we are so conservative getting into the debate misguidedly.

do you think so? >> i think we talked about it last night. there were people, regardless of what the press did, there were people who were pro and going around saying, yes, we won't have to serve gay people anymore . the whole thing was incredibly frustrating. >> why not pass a law saying you shouldn't be able to compel somebody who provides services to a wedding to work a gay wedding if they don't want to? >> there are a lot of people who think you should. >> yes. there are a lot of people say -- >> we are all depending it is debate. let's try to pass the law and have a debate on that because that's a real question. i think you shouldn't be able to compel somebody to do that and i want all the gays to mary reall the time. >> it should not just be religious liberty. it is liberty and freedom across the board.

>> i don't see how you can force somebody to enter into contract with you. if you went to a gay bar and said my bowling team, we are called the we hate homosexuals and we would like to rent your place. a gay bar is in their rights to say we are not interesting in serving you. i don't see how you can force someone to enter into contract with you. hey you kind of won. you can legislate some tolerance, but acceptance has to come from a better argument. you can't tell somebody you must participate in this. it is enough to say you can't prevent people from having a same sex marriage but not force someone to be there. >> they are this close to winning. >> why don't you and joe just get a room? >> they still believe in the common good. they canceled a commencement address by the rapper common. the new jersey state police expressed concern about a song

he did years ago. it was written in support of the godmother of tupac. she was convicted of killing a jersey state trooper. she fled to cuba. she escaped prison. the president of the trooper's organization called the decision to have common speak it is a slap in the force of law enforcement. quote the students expressed interest in common because he composed the oscar winning song "glory" with our prior commencement speaker, john legend who has a very hot wife. that's not in there? he is pursuing other speaker options. >> should they have canceled common or is it a badge of honor to be invited and then disinvited to speak at university? >> don't they do research?

they keep trying to book what they consider cool speakers. i don't like it because it distracts -- the event is not who you booked or who you are trying to score points with saying we approve of this person. what they need to do is book someone who is very boring and they will have a soothing voice because the students are hung over. it is the night before graduation. let them catch some z's while their parents are waiting to give them envelopes of money so they can worry about their useless degrees they earned. these students weren't even born born -- 1977? these kids were not even around. >> so there is a statute out of limitations -- statute of limitations on killing cops? >> and writing a song about it? >> i didn't know you hated police. >> this is why i listen to scandinavian death metal. >> and you love cookie monster.

matt, is this part of the outrage culture? we have to have a couple of these here. >> we have hundreds of them. i just want to sit back and reflect on what a crappy state new jersey is. these things usually happen because they are tight wad students in berkeley who think bill maher is offensive to muslims. here it is the cops? how many cops are in new jersey? >> ask bruce springsteen. he has gotten on the wrong side of new jersey cops in the past. >> that's true, and chris rock. he is taking selfies all day long. it is a new category of the outrage machine. silly. >> joanne, some people are comparing it to condi rice when she backed out of rutgers. is that a fair representation? you said so in the green room. >> i did say that. there is no need to say it again. get rid of the commencement

speeches. it causes so much controversey. but it is free publicity for the school. they are obtuse. listen, this is the poimt of rap. it provides a platform for the artist toy moat reflect and -- to emote and reflect and i am a supporter of the arts and art education and if he is not get on it. >> andy, is the only person of color on the panel what do you have to say? >> i think by inviting him and uninviting him they showed a lack of common decency. can we agree on that? and that i am the worst person in the world. we are at the point where everyone who would be a decent commencement speaker has offended someone or some group. so i agree. let's get rid of commencement speakers.

we'll add it to the list. >> do you remember what your commencement speaker talked about? >> he was the former president of the new york stock exchange. and then had billy joel. >> i get why the jersey state troopers are not big finances. i also happen to think it is an unbelievable album. i was talking about the 2000 album. >> i thought you were talking about the snack. >> no i twice said i was talking about the album by common. are you [bleep] paying attention? >> it is getting salty in here. >> i can't care anymore. just stop. i want everyone to stop, kennedy. i graduated from ucla and there were thousands of people

in the polly pavilion. i hand signaled to my husband that my water broke. >> did you have a towel? >> i had a cloak and i was on the shoulders of a very nice ta. >> you went to usc, right? >> i don't get it. >> i don't know whether to cry or vomit orie lease the contents -- or release the contents of my bladder through michael 11. through my colon. this is a guy who doesn't like usc anymore at all. to his own detriment he loves ucla for great reason because his son is a bruin. who am i talking about? it is not sean puffy combs. he is in the dog house for posing with the dog father. a trooper has been punished after posing for a picture with a bruin loving rapper in

austin, texas. the texas department of public safety said the pic which snoop requested and later instagramed reflected poorly on the department. they creeted the trooper seen here for deficiencies indicating need for counseling for posing with someone who is, quote, -- who has, quote a well known criminal background. the counseling cannot be appealed because it is not a technical infraction. it will appear in his record hurting his chances for later promotion. his attorney wondered if there would be similar discipline if spears had posed with willy nelson. we asked willie nelson to comment. >> will you quit? >> my only question is is that poncho or lefty?

isn't it refreshing to see a picture of a black man and an officer where they are both smiling. >> the coolest part is that snoop asked for the picture. what is wrong here? if snoop were a wanted criminal then yeah, it might be a problem if a law enforcement officer posed for a picture with him. but the dude has -- he has done his time. he served his sentences. what is wrong with a trooper being photographed? >> i will tell you what's wrong. he appeared on stage with a hole hole -- hologram with 2pac-shakur. therefore he is a known and wanted criminal. how outraged were you seeing this picture? >> very outraged. south by southwest can get dangerous. people can get roudy there. and this man is just -- this trooper is taking photos? he is to the doing his job by standing around watching

people have fun. >> you know who looks like they are in better shape in that photograph? the trooper. >> can we get that photo up there again? this will be the cover of snoop's new album called k-9 division. that photo looks like eastbound are bugs bunny when they were hallucinating and one guy looked like the hamburger? >> is he the pork chop? >> a little bit. he had a criminal past, but in his past. in his present he is wearing a sweater vest and a bow tie. he is no longer a threat to society. >> does he is a criminal future? >> he is not pimping right? remember that phase? >> not when his son -- not now that his son is a bruin. >> that was when he was coaching. in california we have the cops who work for snoop dogg and the rappers. in texas they can't get their

heads around it. >> they are hooking their horns around the public safety commission telling people to go to therapy. he is a thin black man. coming up we take a lunar landing. did golf digest go too far putting a topless woman on the cover? the story that is making people care about golf and print media and boobies at the same time.

hello there and welcome back. you can buy salsa but not tortilla chips. residents on food stamps could have fewer food choices at the supermarket. a missouri house bill would prohibit a million people from using their sthaps to buy --

snaps to buy cookies, soda, steak and seafood. an opinion piece notes, quote, if the bill becomes law, a missouri an can't buy a can of tuna. the writer adds in america today being poor is amount to a criminal defense. one that costs you a number of rights and untold dignities including apparently the ability to determine what foods you can put on your own dinner table. mat you said the -- matt, you said the government knows what you should put in your body and what people should include in their diets. that surprised me. i never heard you articulate that position before. >> scott walker wants to drug test people. we have this weird thing. we give the steinbrenner family a billion dollars. they never say let's make sure we are spending it on

nutritious hot dogs. we give money to a poor person and everyone freaks out. that said the writer is very irritating. when you take your money and give it to other people you will be interested in how they spend it. it is human nature. >> and scott walker not only wants to drug test people on welfare he wants to accept subsidees for sports stadiums. >> he wants to build the bucs an arena. >> you exist on wine, kale smoothies and funyons. are you able to buy any of those things with your abt card? >> i cannot independently depend on myself. >> it is a conscious choice. >> i no longer lift my hands to my mouth. >> you think if the government is giving you money the

government should say what goes into your body? >> they have claimed a certain responsibility and they will be most likely paying for your health care. it would make sense that you would want people to be fueling their bodies. healthy in and healthy out. what stinks is the healthy food is the most expensive. people can't provide. you are living on canned food which is full of preservatives and all of these other issues. no one is getting good site of the deal. >> isn't that the best argument against the single payer nationalized health care? >> thank you very much. >> thank joanne gnaw. >> i didn't say that. but it sounded great. >> the host told pea to thank you. >> this is not just a junk food ban. you cannot buy fish or steak. >> not even talapia?

>> they claim they found one guy in one state was buying crab legs and they said that's not cool. there are people who can't afford crab legs. you can buy the cheap seafood and cheap steak. as someone pointed out you can't buy a can of tuna. >> there is a lot of mercury in that. >> not necessarily. they have done testing to some of the preliminary perceptions and i have to say that tuna twice a week is actually quite safe. >> there are long words in that. >> they don't necessarily fit together, but i'm glad you went with me on that. joe, salsa without chips is cruel and unusual. >> dig your fingers into this, loser. eat it off your gold charge card. >> thank you, uncle sam. >> i think you are right and however you feel about this the woman who wrote this story was pretty irritating to say -- to imply -- well what

gives people the right to be involved? well because other people are paying for the food you are eating. once you have made the jump understand that people go through hard times but you don't just get the stuff. you have to put your pride aside. >> when people look at someone who is buying a lot of junk today we don't think, oh we hate this poor person. i think you think they are spending this on party food. the resources are limited. you think maybe there is someone who wants to buy healthy food for their child but because this person is buying this crap the other person is not giving them money. what if i see someone in front of me and they are buying pop tarts. you are a [bleep] mom and you

are giving your kid diabetes. >> you mean cut her with a shiv? that's aggressive. >> what if po people could only eat po boys. >> as long as the shrimp was baked and not fried i would be all right with it. >> good luck on your ebt card. >> what if you can only buy cigarettes and booze? >> what if michelle obama decided what you ate for breakfast, lunch and denar. >> coming up, we have chris martin and gwenyth paltrow in studio. actually, no, they are going to mexico to celebrate their divorce. woo! i told you they were just like us. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is kennedy's amenities. it is fine if you want to settle for the fine things in life. we think you deserve the finer things. live the good life with

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well hold on to your putter. golf just got sexier if that is possible. the cover of golf digest magazine that's where i get my news. >> features the lpga lex y

thompson. the cover was an air ball at least according to twitter. one woman tweeted i hope golf digest is aware that women don't actually golf topless. another route this is how at golf digest presents men on the cover. and then this is how at golf digest presents women on the cover i wish i was one of the golfing ladies. she made it because she is hot and she is engaged to a pga tour golfer. they went somewhere for six months, but it wasn't to rehab. no it wasn't. he was on vacation and he had a great time and it was -- matt you are the only magazine editor at this table --

>> as far as we know. >> would you say golf digest is one of the most provocative print magazine in america? >> usually. she is not topless. she is not topless. this is a controversy -- she is not topless. >> you sound upset about that. >> i am super upset about that. i think it would have made for a much more interesting -- >> i would lie to you. >> when matt got it in the mail and he thought it would be covered in brown paper and there it was. >> it is not sexy. she is going to kick your ass. it is like a bad ass workout girl power thing. >> it is appropriate if i do the motor boat sound, but no one else because that would be rude and sexist. joanne, do you have a problem with the cover? >> no. she looks great. i'm sure she felt great doing it. sometimes the golf outfits in

my opinion are not the cutest. you want to show off your womanness. it is wonderful she is doing it on the cover. and sex sells. we all know this. why do we act surprised or sickened that the magazine editors would make this the cover? embrace it, people, it is america. or that they would try to sell magazines in an area that magazines don't sell. go and buy 16 copies for you and all of your grandchildren. joe, the publisher thought putting a sexy lady golfer on the cover would make up -- they will never, ever make up for that. that's funny. he said, quote, we have come a long way from a year ago when the lpga condemned gretzky on the cover. mea-culpa, ladies.

>> ladies, we have come a marginal way since last year. i didn't hear anyone complaining when the last issue of -- there was a man on the cover of women's breast monthly. >> that wasn't a golf club. >> but he shot a 71. >> it is interesting people still get upset about this stuff. the sports illustrated swimsuit issue, every year they write a letter saying can sell my subscription. like you didn't know it was coming. >> enough of the filthy talk. we are trying to have an adult discussion about literary issues. >> what i am trying to say is men like to golf. they are the audience for the magazine. men like to look at women. people like oprah she is on the cover of every issue. if you are into oprah you can't get enough. >> you have a good point. why does my husband disappear

with "o magazine" for 15 minutes in a bathroom. >> this is on television, you know. >> honey, i love you. i know it is because you are constipated. andy, go ahead and talk about the appropriateness. >> i don't know if we can put it back up. >> there it is. >> look how disgusting that is. we can't zoom in unfortunately and you will see how absolutely disgusting this is. she is okay with it and she tweeted it out. >> shouldn't some women get outraged at the outrage of how everyone is calling it disgusting? >> and the other thing is literally nobody except golf digest subscribers would have known about this if people

didn't complain? >> ignoring it would have made it not an issue. >> when are they going to have ring girls at golf tournaments? >> when they have rings. >> very good. before we move on, some other magazines are putting half naked women on their covers i was surprised to see this cover of the economist. she is swimming in green, obviously and this cover of better homes and gardens. look at that. and it is range eric. that is just disgusting. >> the kid has to learn some day. >> you are right. here you go, son. that's gross and foul. please stop telling me those things. are chris and gwenyth not finished? the former couple celebrated

the anniversary of their divorce by going to -- going together on vacation in puerto vallarta and they brought their kids apple and moses. yes that's their name. they consciously uncoupled a year ago but they managed to stay friendly while dating other people. gwen said we have a strong friendship and we laugh and have fun. i think gwenyth was mourning the one-year passing of her marriage and the beginning of the divorce . chris is like, oh this is great. finally i get -- i am so happy. >> you didn't do that thing with your voice. >> it is really pretty. i have to be squeezed in a certain area. on a scale of one to coconut how deeply do you admire gwenyth paltrow?

>> i just understand their point of view if you coupled wouldn't you celebrate your great fortune and your wisdom? >> who got the better bargain? >> it is commendable that they can get together to be annoying. i think they had the divorce and then she said she was doing the vaw june that you steaming and he said i have to look into this. >> did you get it steamed? >> they should call it the -- >> is there a graphic department somewhere? >> they can whip that out. do you think chris martin loved or hated this idea? >> i have to say that they are

both inseparable and her much more than him. >> who do you hate more her or him? dr. oz or chris and gwenyth? >> that is rough. probably gwenyth. i thought puerto vallarta was the only place you go when you win it on a game show. >> you go when you win both showcases. i think it is cool they took their kids on a vacation together even though they are divorced. regardless of what the truth may be they are acting friendly, but i honestly hate to say it they deserve credit for this. >> yes but most are too broke to go on vacation. >> it is healthy for the children. >> it is probably less damaging having them together than being named apple. >> those who name their kids weird things like after fruits and flowers sweaty black

men. >> i want to get married so i can get divorced. this looks lovely. most married people don't go on vacation together to villas. i will just get a lot of money and go by myself. i think that's easier. >> those who had divorced parents can you imagine going on vacation with them? ever? >> going to puerto vallarta with my divorced parents? >> i think the love boat stopped at puerto vallarta. >> keep in mind they were not in a station wagon for hours. they could fly separately and then split. >> time for a break. poor single guys. we will talk about you when we come back..

oh yes. it is time for a new segment. >> tonight's top 10. jams and preserves. at number 10 it is strawberry grapefruit marmalade. i only had this concoction once. and like walter from "on golden pond" i know it exists. they are paired with mouth

puckering grapefruit. at number nine, boisenberry is one of life's hidden gems. it is a tongue treasure and it is a lovely companion for your lonely toast. i toast thee had number eight. it is neither a jelly nor a jam. ask anyone in australia. it is brown and salty like my husband. and i believe it is gluten free and delicious. although some people think it tastes like dead feet. they are some of the world's finest cherries. i didn't mean it that way.

they are infused with lime and balsalmac. rumor has it he was inspired to write the song cherry pie after a visit to an oregon canery. >> we had to skip it for you. if you ever had swedish meatballs you had this scandinavian classic. they explode with veracity and flavor and they make the world's finest preserve. it goes well with the vodka you will need to down for bunk beds. joe, how hard would you say i nailed it? >> you came close. the important thing is jam

don't shake like that. the marmalade is from kangaroo squeezing. >> that was not -- what are your favorite jams? boo berry is a jam. especially from oregon. fresh off the vine. >> i grew up in jersey in a middle class family. i had welches grape jelly. you don't eat the jam. you jut smatter it on your naked chest. do you want to elaborate? >> no. i grew up with welches grape jelly.

>> it is stuck to his nipple hair. >> coming up, nirvana by any other name? finish that one all the same.

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"outnumbered" on friday in just a few hours. and the net york returns with new episodes. and tomorrow night on the next "red eye" return appearances from tom shillue. remi spencer and thadius makes his return. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> they had a few ideas before reaching nirvana. kurt cobain's mantage of heck. among them, fecal matter, drug for sale the reganites. syringe and smell fish. i love that. do you think it would have been as successful if they would have coined them smell

fish? >> the main thing i learned is kurt cobain didn't though how to spell. smell fish is not a bad name. i don't think syringe is awful, but i don't know why he spelled it with an e and not a y. he might have done it on purpose. i think nirvana is a better name than all of those but it could be because i am used to hearing the name nirvana. the beatles would be a dumb name if it wasn't the beatles. >> the who. >> led zeppelin? what were you thinking? >> joe if you had a band what would the band name be? >> i would pick one of the rejected band names. there is one he chose. if anything happens my wife did it. >> i love this conspiracy

beard. were you a big nirvana fan when you were in utero? >> seriously. i love them. there were two other names i like. the mandibles. that is the strongest bone in the face. that says something. and also novicane. he did smell it okay. novi like a star. >> and it is not too late. chris is still playing music. matt, what do you think of the names? >> smell fish, but mostly so you can tell your favorite joke. >> about kermit's finger? >> is that the favorite joke? >> well i like the reganites. i love ronald reagan. >> i wouldn't have been upset. >> he may have been using it ironically. i think it is possible.

>> that's something. >> well a very special thanks to joanne though saw chin key -- joanne noah chin ski and matt welch. that does it for me. i am toasting you@?

hello and welcome to justice, i'm judge jeanine pirro. thanks for being with us. tonight is going to be a little different. with so much going on in the world i just have to do two opening statements. you won't warrantnt to miss my open on hillary clinton and those pesky e-mails later in the show but first to iran. now, i want to congratulate president obama for the framework of this historic deal. on this weekend that holds such religious significance to so many of us around the world i want to be chaircharitable in my discussion. the effort to maintain peace in the middle east, hotbed of instability, with the world's major sponsor of