it right now. she has done so much to influence mexico, the united states, she got her son out of that prison. good for her. she has got influence. good night from washington d.c. i will see you tomorrow night 7:00 p.m. eastern right here. previously on "red eye." >> welcome to "red eye." i'm rob long. >> that guy that did that stuff. >> hosting the show for free cable. >> he is so cool. >> i have no doubt that that is 100% true. >> you should try to get on a cereal box or something. >> now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to "red eye." hello, everybody. let's welcome our guests. she will intoxicate you with her beauty and wit and then steal your kidney. i am hear with joanne nosuchunsky. his favorite yoga pose is cat scratch fever. >> really? >> for real. and he used to drive a taxi and now he can afford to ride

in them barely. it is a list comedy writer and his latest book is called "follow that cab a cabbie's guide to conquering fearing and uh cheers and finding a restroom." too long. and the last time i saw a heart as big as his was in the temple of doom. it is john devore. welcome all. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> officially the dumbest twitter controversey ever. clorox apologizing and deleting a lighthearted tweet after the harmless gag drew howls of protest. on wednesday the company showed a crore red sox bottle made of of -- clorox bottle made of apple's newie emojis. it said, the emoji is all right, but where is the bleach? they say racially averse faces were among the emojis from

apple. tweeted one woman, blackie mow gees were added so you would rather the emojis be white by adding bleach. clorox didn't use any faces in the tweet. still so many people were outraged on twitter that clorox deleted the tweet and issued an apology for it saying, quote, we wish we could bleach away our last tweet. didn't mean to offend. it was meant to be about all of the toilet bathtub and red wine emojis that could use a clean up. in other news, it is my pet iguana's birthday. happy beret day cap -- happy birthday captain quig. let's get foo the topic. bleach by its very nature is racist. it is racist. it wants everything to be white and the whiter the better and you put it on any color and it bleaches the

color out. i get the outrage. >> that is true everything you said about bleach. i am going to defend everyone who is outraged. i was outraged by this. obviously clorox is is run by nothing but a group of terrible racists. everyone else can jam p on that. i defend it 100 percent. >> this goes to the point you can't even say the name of a color anymore without people getting out -- you can't say purple without people who are fans of grimace in mcdonald land sending you tweets. >> i think the person who wrote it should be ashamed of him or herself. the tweet said new emojis are all right, but where is the bleach? all right is not a word. it is two-words. as you can see there they incorrectly use it as one word which offended the [bleep] out of me. i personally don't like using -- putting the s as a

plural emoji. an emoji is an emoji but i will let it slide. this is peak twitter stupidity. i don't think we will be able to top this. >> challenge accepted. i can top it with one really bad photograph which by the way we have some coming up of me that i took earlier. it will rip twitter apart. why do people have so much time on their hands that they are sitting around tweeting about a dumb tweet about a bleach company that they turn around and apologize for? >> we need an emoji that represents pretending to be mad. that's all this is is a lifestyle of people who if they pretend to be mad -- back to what you said it is so stupid. they ask a white friend to ask a black friend to borrow a black crayon and watch what happens. they lose their mind. it is like color is a buzz word we can run to get attention, but this is embarrassing. >> i was thinking number one,

why does clorox have a twitter account? and number two i checked it out and tampax has a twitter account. what are they doing? posting how to photos? are they trying to get male customers? hey, guys, use tampax if you have a nose bleed. are they trying to draw a new crowd of customer? i don't understand any of it. >> that's the thing. if anything this is not offensive. it is sad. they are trying to make bleach cool and bleach isn't trendy. i actually don't even use bleach. maybe they should be marketing toward mill 11 y'alls. i am one of hoss girls who throws all of the colors together. i am a big fan of not separating. i don't discriminate. put them together on cold. >> you clearly never washed that dress because it is going to wind up -- >> i'm sure you can smell me from here. >> if i could only smell you right now.

>> i get so frustrated with this and these companies apologizing, that's the icing on the awful, awful cake. it is very stale. i don't like the apology. >> it could be a conspiracy. in order to get detention, if you are tampax or clorox to get attention maybe you can invent these controversies. the news about the emojis is that they were launching a new line of ethnically diverse emoji s which people wanted. they knew in a way that was the sell of the announcement. these emojis were supposed to reflect the diversity of america. >> and no adult should be using emojis. >> eye ron neckly you are allowed to use them. >> everybody gets irony wrong though. >> it may be -- my big fear is i am with my communist friend john here. i am all for the racially diverse emoji. i think i said this before my big fear is that it is just going to make it easier

foraysists. for racists. >> so it is a gift? these emojis are gifts? >> now they can indicate what they are talking about by using the -- >> and racists are dumb enough to tweet publicly about their -- >> their conversations. >> they are proud. if you look on twitter racists are proud of who they are. >> when you decide to be a racist you are into it. there isn't a casual racist. you know my dad was racist. >> there are a lot of dumb racists who don't know they are racists. i grew up in the south. let's move on to politics. >> n -- can i just say despite the tweet i will still use clorox to get out the blood stains. it doesn't matter. >> mma practice? >> i don't think we need to talk about where the blood stains are coming from. >> mma practice. i'm sorry, that was a funny image.

andy without his shirt on. >> why is that funny? it is only funny because the blood is from his nipple injury. >> is that a record about mentioning andy's tip pell? nipple? >> it is only the a block and we are halfway through the a block. after i heard one too many hillary clinton pant suit jokes i thought what about the men? it is the subject of tonight's -- all right by the way, why when jono makes ugly faces she looks hotter than hell and i look like that. >> i practice in the mirror. to all of the gentlemen who will run for president you have had it easy. you don't get look shamed. you don't get body shamed. big bulbous it-ass shamed. you look goofy.

are you vampires and you can't see your reflection? if you want to win the white house it is time to clean up and step up your game. if you want to make it past new hampshire you need to get with it. men think they don't have to try very hard. and true if it was all about looks mitt romney would be the president. appearances do matter. you can get away with an awful lot if you look sexy? you see what i'm talking about? make fun of donald trump all you want because this man cares. that is can tau leaverred genius going on. i am not saying you have to go out and get botox or gastric bypass surgery, but here are some ideas. doing something with your hair to make it look like it is actually your own hair. you want the voters to think oh luscious looks and not fire hazard. you shouldn't look like you sleep in the back of an old econo-line van and then only come out at night. try some self-tanner or smack

yourselves in the face. looking like a red faced drunk is better than looking like an asprin. and diet. look at andy over there. he is slim and trim and ready to groove and he had only swedish fish and diet doctor pepper for four days. he is ready to roll. people shouldn't look at you and think your cologne is ode-de hot pocket. do you have an old hernia truck laying around? wrap an ace bandage around your gut. i know these things. i can create cleavage with duct tape and back fat which i have going on. listen up gentlemen it is tender age with an i and not an e. swipe left. >> that was heavenly. >> i feel leak that whole monologue is a way of telling me not to run for president. >> a typical dilutional male

that you think you may have a shot. women are the highest office in the land. it goes either way. >> so you're saying -- i wanted to say to you is anybody who doesn't think men don't get body shamed hasn't read chris christie's twitter feed. but i feel like people are bagging on hillary on her outfits because she hasn't given the speeches where she fakes your accent. you know the speech? >> you know that wasn't my accept she was -- accent she was doing. >> she was doing madia. >> don't you think these guys they don't care about the way they look? >> and i don't know why they do. it could be because of the optics. they are too busy to care but it takes two seconds to hire a stylist. it is thought that difficult. you could have the best dancers in the world but if you don't look presentable if you don't look good in that swimsuit you are not going to

win it all. i say dress for the job you want and not the job you have which is why i look like a very lonely trophy wife. >> you have the look in your eye. from the neck up you look that way. >> the problem is they hire a stylist but who are they hiring as their stylist? >> washington, d.c. is i think the only place left in the country where men have a hard part in their hair style. everyone else in the country stopped doing that i think a decade ago or maybe 20 years ago. but it hasn't reached dc yet. it is another reason why dc is an awful city filled with awful people. fox news employees aside. you had one guy who was a good looking guy and kept himself in good shape. they ran him out of town on trumped up charges. you don't have to look like

you belong on mount rush more but rand paul's hair? like what is that? >> product. >> do something. i don't know. do something. i completely agree with you. >> and his wife is stunning. she wouldn't tell him? but then again men don't care. you are fairly well groomed. i said fairly so don't get tauty. >> your monologue made me reflect on my body issues which there are many. i am on the pelio diet and i ate a cookie before we came on air. i think americans are weirded out by the powerful men. powerful men can look however they want. washington, d.c. is a terrible place and filled with very very powerful people. i think it is a subtle act of defiance that men in power don't have to look too nice. they can have messed up hair.

>> you are giving them too much credit. >> these are powerful people and they are aware of the optics. >> i think it was john kerry maybe. he got heat for wearing fancy suits. leak we don't like -- we don't like our powerful men to -- >> he is doing more than just buying nice suits these days. >> you know what to your point people get body shamed. john kerry has some stuff going on. >> not in the way hillary clinton gets body shamed. >> he has had some stuff shot in his face. what i don't know. he has had work done. >> i just think at this point of the campaign the budget is for making shady people from your past to go away. once it gets further down the way grooming money. >> in hillary's case that lasts not only the whole campaign, but if she gets elected it lasts.

>> all the way through the administration. >> one last thing is waxing a priority? >> for me or candidates? >> either. however you want to answer. >> my personal grooming habits are none of your damn business. for candidates -- no. i do think -- >> you know what women like waxed nipples. >> cruz strikes me as a guy who is waxed. andy? >> i have no knowledge of that whatsoever. >> we said nipples like 75 times already on this show. >> it is better than saying [bleep]. that's what my mom didn't want me to say and i screwed that up. >> i was talking about hillary clinton and people making fun of the pan siewpts. pant suits. she has a key voting block locked up.

people in denmark. it is true. the former secretary of state has scandinavia fans. they create websites in her honor and they don't seem to care that they can't vote. said one 25-year-old woman quote, even though i live in denmark, i am a global citizen. i feel responsible for having an impact on the election in america and who becomes the next president. nearby in germany, another booster launched a site dedicated to clinton featuring images like this one as well as his own art work. >> it looks like a flier. >> it shows three hillary clintons and a pancake shooting our rainbows and aforementioned pant suits. this painting is beautiful. >> this is so -- first of all congrats to hillary for getting the all important

butter cookie votes. really this is stupid to me. you talk about not making an impact. there is another danish site called morons for biden. i am going with it now. it is the dumbest thing in the world. it was so dumb. we are talking about it so i guess it worked on some level. >> i like a danish. it is a fruit-filled pastry. >> the only thing i know is moss nicholson who is on "hannibal" is eating people's organs and his brother lars is playing the putin character 0*" house of cards" so with hillary aligning herself with denmark she is basically turning herself into a cannibal putin. >> i think hillary would make a great queen of denmark or whatever the hell they use over there. >> that's democracy. >> is it though?

>> i would encourage you to move there asap. that would be great for both countries. people form these cults of personality around politicians and it is so gross. in this case it is a cult of that person that the. >> because people want to be a part of history. they say it would be nice to see a woman in the top pigs. why -- a woman on the top position. they want to say i am a part of u.s. history. >> they should just elect their own queen then like i said. >> barack obama -- president obama had that incredible moment in berlin and it was in july of 2008 when he was running and gave a rousing speech i am saying she has her eyes on denmark and she will have a big gathering like go full burning man or something like that even though it is not in the desert. >> and you never want to wear

pant suits. >> it is cold there. pants and not skirts. >> coming up, a cell phone ban at the masters. damn, i was hoping for shots of bubba watson's back nine. more "red eye requests after the break.

is it an unnecessary hardship? fans attending this year's master's tournament can't tweet, text or take selfies because of a ban on cell phones at augusta national. yes instagraming and checking your facebook account they ought to pay attention to the fast paced excitement of watching grown men hit a little ball with various sticks. it is part of the mystique of this place. everybody know there's are no phones and it is part of the

whole cool thing. the penalty of getting caught with a phone is death. anyway let's look at the highlights from thursday at the masters. doggie played better than tiger woods did. i think he was 1 over par on thursday. augusta kept people out of the club for having vaginas. >> i am shocked they are behind the times. it is a good effort to shut out the modern world but they succeeded in making golf more boring. >> what is boring about it? it is a lot of rich people. they are old. >> you can catch them. >> i love not having the cell phones because they are forced to look at me and i have to

just have them fall madly in love with me until they divorce me and the prenup. they are trying to make no phones the new phones. they love instagraming. that said it would be nice if we look through life in our own eyes and not through a filter, you mow? >> andy you golf. >> i don't. i used to. >> you look like you might want to. >> i don't like doing things i am bad at. >> were you dating on the golf course. >> not at the same time. interestingly you brought up the fact that for a longtime the masters didn't allow people with vaw gina's there. they were afraid they were hiding cell phones. >> i am just thinking about with the new iphone 6 plus that's hard. i mean that takes work.

>> honestly i love this and i wish movie theaters would adopt the policy and they would do the lifetime ban for a first offense which is what they do at augusta national. it is not just phones. it is electronics. are people going to be able to sneak in using the apple watch? >> they will check into that. i don't know what is worse, the selfie taking and the selfie sticks and the tweeting, the walking and tweeting, but talking on a phone is like farting out of your mouth. >> isn't it irritating? i don't know why it is. if they were talking to the person next to them you wouldn't hate them so much. there is something about the phone that is insensing. people that don't follow golf don't realize this. augusta national for golfers is like a thinly veiled dominatrix. there is a lot of rules. when you can play, when you can't play, and they all

worship it because it is the one place that tells the rich white people no. >> i am going to use that. >> they are people who never hear no, no. >> which white people have to be dominated? >> for one week a year. >> a week is a longtime. in the whole dominatrix scenario , where do the cheese sandwiches fit in? >> and why is it so good? >> have you ever made pameno cheese? >> no. jay do you know how you make it? >> i know. >> it is grated cheddar cheese and mayonase. that's all it is. it is grated cheddar cheese and mayonaise. >> and fluffy egg whites. we can say to make it sound better. >> no, it is mayo and cheese. >> a solid trophy wipe speaking. she has the recipe down.

>> he is getting divorced bobbie slay is getting divorced. the one thing about golf, it is a huge set of decline. you want to blame tiger woods have at it. fewer people are playing golf. you have golf -- i think you have had more golf courses closing than opening for eight years in a row. people have given up on this sport. when are people going to give up on watching the masters and act like they can't play. >> who watches the master's? >> they get away with no commercials. when people protested them for not allowing women in they said fine we will do it without commercials. >> golf is soothing to watch. especially when you are hung over. >> nobody screams and everybody is quiet. even the clapping is quiet. >> the appeal of golf i think, the physique of the athlete. that's the only sport you can watch and they have worse

physiques. not tiger. >> it is the only sport a middle aged man can pretend and imagine he can compete one day in the future, right? >> jack nicklaus got a hole in one the other day. >> what year is that? >> someone told me and i said i will go with it. it is a long trip to laguardia. sometimes you laugh and play along. >> coming up is the cuddle chair the weirdest way to fly on an airplane? if you say no, you have to back it up with pictures. first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's sponsor is dagan small's voice mod due later. do you think your voice is lame and boring? change it. soon your voice will be more infectious.

just like msnbc boeing wants you to lean forward. airplane manufacturer is looking to pat at the present time -- patent something called the cuddle chair. the goal is to help passengers sleep better on longer flights. if only there was an animated video. >> passenger picks up a backpack kept under the seat. he opens the straps and secures them near the headrest of the seat. then he unfolds the head cushion from the backpack. the head cushion has a face release to receive the face of

the passenger and they receive the passenge chest in a forward leaning position. now that's comfortable. >> i love this story. i have no idea why. i fly a lot and i think that thing is genius in someway. i would try it. it looks like the massage chairs at the mall. >> it is great. once they have these on planes the psycho paths that recline their seats all the way back don't have to do that. screw airplanes. i want this at home. i want to be able to sit on my couch or chair while i'm watching tv and just be supported and lean forward. be lazer than i am now with a straw. no problem. >> i create puddles when i sleep. i drool. it is like a drool water fall enducer. your mouth is sticking out of the hole and you will get a

good thing going. >> i am glad you clarified it is drool. >> i am not there yet. i am not in viper territory yet. not millions it is a long night maybe. you would love this chair. no, it matches your face. >> i prefer to be little spoon when cuddling. i don't want to be wrapped around this cuddle apparatus. i can't veep -- i can't sleep on planes. this would stop that. but i would be even more self-conscious because i would look like an ass. i am big on -- i am not big on -- i worry about the way stuff smells particularly on planes and i look at this and i know you will get like a ring of rash on your face. and i imagine it saying

something like cold sbarro and hot [bleep]. >> just show more katherine heigl movies movies movies and they will all go down all eight hours. >> she did the pregnant with the seth rogen thing. that was cute. >> there is no way i can relax and put my face where hundreds of others put their face. >> especially if it smells like [bleep]. >> and the hot sbarro. doesn't everything smell like that? once you have smelled one you can never get rid of it. it lingers with you for the rest of your life. >> sure. >> i am fairly certain we are not repeating this show on saturday night. >> why? >> because of your foul language. >> i have said few curse words. >> we are not really taping. this is an intervention. >> are they going to bleep

[bleep]. >> i think it is wonderful and i hope to fly and use one soon. >> me too. >> lucky because i have not got filthy enough the next story is on pornography. let me self-edit. a new study claims porn is not ruining the sex lives of men. they questioned almost 300 young men about their smut viewing habits and their sex drives and their relationship status and their erectile dysfunction. they were shown a vanilla porn film and looked at their arousal. said the study's co author many clinicians found watching erotic a makes them respond to normal situations with a partner. that was not the case in our sample. jump ball of the i am not saying anything. >> oh come on. this is hard for me to speak to you. i never actually had a bad

sexual performance, but i will try to take this on. i don't think it is ruining sex lives. i think porn is ruining attention spans. when you click on a porn video there is the video and then there is a cartoon guy banging a cartoon woman. there is a chat bar and there is a woman in front of a webcam. there are a hundred suggested videos underneath. i don't think we have the same attention span. >> i have heard there is a full screen mode. >> is that true? >> i am checking that out. i had one bad experience with the pop up. you know sometimes you put on a video and you get the pop up behind you. you hear dialogue and that's the the -- that's not the dialogue. there was a woman on a webcam dancing to the something "nothing's gonna stop us now" from" mannequin." i wanted to enter the chat room and say you have been stopped. >> i think all women think

pornography sets the bar not even -- like the men like have this perception the way the woman is supposed to look and i am not talking about the face but the rest of her. and it is just -- you are at an unfair disadvantage. >> i think expectations is different from somebody who is a habitual porn watcher. but there is someone for everyone. i just believe you get two porn viewers together and that could be a really great relationship, right this. >> it is the owl factor. all of the stuff they do in porn looks painful. >> porn is pervasive. >> more pervasive now. >> it is everywhere. like in the future everyone will be in a porn for 15 miles per minutes. we will get to a point where this kind ofy rot tau caw is so so -- erotica is so available.

>> the amateur homemade stuff is probably better because then the man doesn't expect you to look like a beautiful georgia o'keefe flower. i'm serious. with professional pornography artists -- >> that's a weird fetish i have never heard. >> with professional pornography artists, let's call them that, they would look a certain way and they are groomed a certain way that your average person is not groomed. who has time for that? >> going back to this study, the question is does porn ruin men's sex lives? the vast majority of men who watch porn have no problem performing sexually with their partner. there are some men who have a problem with porn and watch it too much. it may lead to trouble being with an actual person of the it is like the difference of someone who has a drink or two every night and somebody who gets plastered every night. if you have a problem with it and if you are a porn addict it is probably going to affect

your life. >> what are you trying to say? >> it is a cry for help and nobody cares. i. >> i care. >> you want us to care in a way we are not willing to care for you. you want the final word this. >> no, i'm good. i made it through that whole segment. i wrote this joke that was super, super filthy and i didn't see. time to take a break. when we come back, humans can control a swarm of robot spiders with gestures. finally.

the u.n is urged to ban killer robots before it is too late. a new report by the human rights watch reports that fully autonomous weapons will exist and no one will beheld liable. one researcher says, quote, no accountability means no deterrents for future crimes and no social combination of the responsible party. meantime in other scary robot news the ceo of intel demonstrated how he could control robot spiders with gestures. >> wake up the robots.

here is my favorite and i have to make sure i do it right. and now we will put him to sleep . so according to the people at the u.n the intel is like -- well say it. >> all of the people in the audience were literally applauding their own extinction which is unbelievable to me. >> andy, we talked about this. the movie is tom selek, gene simmons. >> run away. >> how do you know that? >> it was a handsome man with a mustache. >> it was 1984 and the is it

leadly robot -- they looked like a nasty vcr that was like rolling around on the floor. >> i love how she asks you how do you know that? did she name the cast? this is the end. >> i'll play devil's advocate. it was great. >> right? you are like, go, get me fluffer nutter. >> we know what side you are on. >> well i think obviously they are talking 3w lethal robots. the lethal autonomous fully autonomous robots. right now we don't have that. they are basically saying we don't want that. how can we prevent that from happening. they would ban that. so while i think technology can do a lot of good there is that thin line that is crossed between good and evil. we know that happens. and we don't want to go that way. >> imagine we dumped a bunch of these on isis. that would really, really

freak them out and then start killing. >> right. as long as they start after you tell them to. >> and next thing you though there is one in your garage under the car. >> the problem with the fully autonomous weapons systems and this is what the u.n. report said, there is no human oversight on these. that means you have a potential for an ed-209 portrayal like in "row -- robocop." i agree with the u.n which something i have never said before. >> are you kidding? >> what if the killer robot looked like chris in blade runner? >> that is the future of pornography. >> your basic pleasure model. >> i am just happy they had a chance to watch chappy. >> they were going to let it pass. >> or johnny five. >> that's exactly what it is. it is "short circuit" with a

gun. gyro bought spiders can have wonderful implications for humanity. >> like back massages. >> they crawl in and save babies from burning buildings. >> it is not a spider in the army, but it is larger with legs and it does carry a lot of goods and weapons and things for the people for the soldiers which they otherwise couldn't do on their own. in those matters it is great. if they then have the ability to make decisions in wartime that's scary. >> i don't know how anything could go wrong. >> i don't see how a robot could be deadly. my roomba is not that -- >> you say that thousand. >> there was a woman this south korea. and it ate her hair. >> roomba has a defense contract. >> they develop -- three are

developing weapons essentially. >> the only one who is happy about them is ian ziering's agent. he looks like a creepy steve coral. he looks like a bigger, more filled out steve corell. steve is fun. >> i am a fan but he looks like a creepy steve cor tcorell. >> on "the office" when he was just starting out. >> i am just heart broken my rumba can turn on me. >> it can happen. >> phil is my pal. >> do you dress him up? >> yes, but it is hard to get the pajamas on him. >> it happens every weekday. try to get the meed yeah you to cover it. you can't. >> tokyo has a new tourism ambassador and it rhymes with blodzilla. go to fox news.com/red eye.

coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" kurt medzger and ben domiach.

i know i pronounced that wrong. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> way to go, go godzilla. godzilla, the start of the 1954 film "godzilla" and the 1998 film" godzilla" and the 2014 film "godzilla" he has been appointed tourism ambassador of the ward in tokyo. the you are radiated monster was given a residency certificate as part of a ceremony unveiling a 170-foot tall godzilla statue. they hope the star will bring in more tourists. here is my favorite scene from the original "godzilla."

>> john, i was disappointed it was not mothra. i am a big mothra fan. >> i like the baying tara dact till. that was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen. i am happy japan is embracing a radiation sickness nightmare creature. i think it is great. >> i started thinking about what other cities wanted their tourism invested. >> it doesn't fit in with the talking points so i won't answer. >> just read from your paper. >> in the past godzilla has destroyed various parts of tokyo. it is pretty clear what they are doing. they are choosing a policy of apease meant. if they give this honor to godzilla it will stop destroying their city. and it is to send a message to the other you are radiated creatures that the way to get what they want is through terrorist acts of destruction. this is a bad deal. i wouldn't be surprised if president obama had something to do with it. it is bad for tokyo.

it is bad for america. it is bad for humanity. >> you can't negotiate. >> that's what i'm saying. >> what are you laughing at funny guy? >> there were people serious about me being mad. there were people mad. godzilla, death and destruction. who else is tokyo going to -- it is hard to woo tourists with a 100-foot tall factory worker. >> that's china. that's like rural china. in tokyo it is -- >> they don't hire until they are 12. >> we have our own chinese ambassador in new york. the champion hot dog eater who destroys hot dogs. he threatens all of the other people on coney island who want to enjoy a good nathan's foot long. >> before we go -- you know what, you are tempting me by saying foot long and i am going to let it go. >> oh good. >> i do think breast implants should be the tourism

ambassador of los angeles. >> all right. >> thank you all. joanne jimmy andy john y'all rocked it. i won't be back because i have a potty mouth. later.

the o'reilly factor is on tonight. >> let me explain instead of talking over me. >> days after launching his campaign senator rand paul facing accusations that he is mean to women. is that true? dana perino weighs in. is a police officer ever justified in shooting a fleeing suspect? we'll break down the rules of engagement. >> say to you in terms of the push back against you and your efforts for this bill? >> well, they don't like the bill. >> it's high noon for president obama's iran nuke deal but will his own party join the republicans to sink it? we'll have a report. caution, you are updated to the no spin zone, the factor