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newschannel. >> welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue and you're -- oh you really are. let's welcome our guests. the beautiful the bold, the talented katherine tim glasses. katherine writes for that will review. surfs up, here ms could the wave. it is joanne though saw chin ski. he is not lazy. he is lazifare. h his name must be spanish because the adjective comes after the the verb, founder of ricochet.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> the new england patriots

have finally set the record straight. on thursday the team released its retort to the wells report and now the nfl should lift punishment and apologize to belichick, braye dough and jim mcnally. mcnally is the part-time equipment manager whose texts like this one was crucial to the so-called case. however, there are simple reasons that he referred to himself as "the deflater." they say he was indicating his desire to lose weight. also he used a private bathroom for one minute and 40 seconds. not to deflate footballs but to deflate his bladder. the hundred seconds is the time necessary for a quote gentleman to enter a bathroom, relief himself wash his hands and leave. no argument. i did it in 78 seconds. but i was quick with the zipper and i is what -- i

wasn't holding any balls. >> all right. ben, the vast improvement they are innocent in this case and i dare you to disagree. >> i do not disagree. the wells report was written in crayon. what you can take away is you would have been better off if you deflated these in an i elevator. >> the punishments would not involve taking away draft choice u.s. and would have a two-week suspension. >> i get it. it was an inappropriate joke. >> the thing i think that i take away from this too is that raj raj -- roger goodell is power mad and has this whole complex -- >> are you attacking his hair color? >> yes. it makes him a napoleon-type guy.

i find them soul less and frightening. >> have we asked the owners? maybe they think they are doing a good job. >> i don't know about that. goodell is one of those guys who is an intern it in the nfl. it is more about saving face than trying to have an equitable punishment. >> i let's get the guys out of the way. >> it is late to suddenly decide he will protect the nfl brand. you wake up the past few years and then decide -- no we will time this guy taking a wizz. and we will make sure -- >> a full wash of the hands and a dry. >> i like to enjoy myself. >> this report shames anyone with a weak stream or bladder

shyness. that happens sometimes. >> like i said, they gave it an extra hundred seconds. >> is this ever going to go away? >> no. i look forward to the super bowl every year because we are done talking about football for a little bit and the dudes can pay attention to me and the -- and not the football. >> katherine, what is the ideal psi of a football? >> i don't know what that means. >> you don't know what that means? >> what is the psi on the tires on your car? >> 12 pounds. >> i have said all along the nfl should have one standard and no air in the footballs. do we have the picture? that would improve the game. the passes would be longer and it would be a higher scoring game.

>> i just think they did it and now it is -- >> i do think they did it. >> when you are accused of something like that you get into the weeds of the details. i want to know how big is the bathroom? is it a stall. >> it is an animated thing. >> what if you were in the next stall and you heard a weird hissing noise? >> that would be one of those dude are you all right? >> i need to know the whole thing from beginning to end and this is not going to end until the pre-season. >> that's why i like it. >> i hate it so much. >> over and over and over and more and more and more. >> look at this -- the text involving jim mcnally were key to the league's case. they offered more of his text for context like this one. >> what is up dorito-dank.

>> that's important. >> they cited that as evidence. what is great about the text though is how much they rag on tom brady. >> of course they do. >> another what is their evaluation? will it be a billion dollars company that is a part of the nfl? they are all worth a lot of money. part-time equipment manager? you know what, spring for the full time guy. >> you want someone fully committed. >> they paid him in shoes apparently. >> go for the professional. >> that's it. the fault is they put too many details. you can refruit the details with more details. soda is so done. dairy queen will no longer

include soda in the kids' miles meals. it comes as a shock to those who didn't know they had a kid menu. sugary drinks are linked to tooth decay and type 2 diabetes. they with also linked to this. >> that's pretty cool. >> dq, as the kids on my side of the track call. it asked to stop serving the sugary drinks to children. burger king, mcdonalds and wendy's have buckled to the pressure. starting september 1st, the dq meal will come with water or milk, your choice. it is perfect toe go along your large peanut butter cookie dough blizzard. it was made during the

franchise quarterly council. i believe we have tape from the meeting. the foremost dairy queen historian. >> how do you feel about this change? >> i believe in sustainable slow food movement. that's me. i did do some research. a daughter requeen blizzard a thousand calories. the grilled burger with cheese 800 calories. a large coke, 85 grams of sugar as much as a sunday and the much as a juice. what's the point? give them a choice. you can have the burger and blizzard and no coke or the burger and the coke and no blizzard. have a choice. >> either way. i have they ever seen a menu.

i have never seen a menu at a dairy queen. >> it is that thing above the thing. >> with the food and the name of the food next to it and maybe the ingredients. menu. >> there is an 800 pound person with a hair net. >> it usually says menu. >> katherine you still order off the children's menu so will this change the way you order? >> no i don't go to dairy queen for food because i respect my body. >> when you go once in awhile get pop if you want it. >> pop? >> where are you from? >> i am from michigan. >> god for you. >> thank you. thank you. everyone at home, all of my fans. >> i we called it tonic. >> normally -- i know a lot about dairy queen because my dad and i had a former dairy

queen, but my dad didn't want to pay the royalty. >> where did he get married? >> my dad and i ran that for three years and you wouldn't recognize it as a dairy queen. >> we never had to pay the 2% royalty. are you tommy shillue from the dairy barn? i didn't know you were tommy huh slew from the dairy barn. it is all coming back to knee. it is all coming back to me. >> i just said we weren't cheating the corporation. you are allowed to pull out of the franchisee which is what we did. we had the belies swrerd and we called it the blizzird. that's how they pronounced it. >> sweet copy write infringement. joanne, you were scoffing

at katherine. you go to dairy queen and i think it qualifies because it takes a half an hour to get a hamburger. >> i think this is a graphic instance of letting the market decide. >> exactly. >> thng they will rec -- i think they will recognize they are not profiting off of this. the kids are crying for the sodas and the adults get them in adult soda. it is in the kids' meal. >> they are getting pop every scuns in awhile and get -- getting there all the time you are probably letting them drink beer at home anyway. >> it is for special equations when you are out and after the softball game you want to reward them with a blizzard. >> i am all for the free market as well. the pencil pushers come out

and force them. i know. i used to be a small business owner. next story. did he whif on a big what if? jeb bush likely the only candidate named jeb is questioning the iraq war. then he gave his fourth answer this week saying if we knew in 2003 that saddam didn't have wmd's he would have not gone into iraq. >> the reason i was reluctant to say what i was going to say now is that as governor of florida i called -- i didn't keep tabs of it, but i easily called over a hundred family members who lost a loved one in service to our great country. >> it is hard for me to say their lives were lost in vein. they weren't. if we are supposed to answer hypothetical questions knowing what we know now what would you have done, i would have not engaged or gone into

iraq. that's not to say the world is safer because saddam hussein is gone. it is significantly safer. >> significantly safer. >> did you see the original question he answered on megyn kelly's show? why didn't he stick with that? >> what i don't get is the question. in all of these hypothetical if you could go back in time and do things differently, i mean everybody would have those answers. if i could go back in time and be mark zuckerburg's roommate and end up owning part of the company because i bought pizzas, i would put up with that pimply faced jerk for that. >> you would have to be nicer than that. >> to be fair to jeb bush how could he have thoan he would be asked about the iraq war. >> doesn't seem like you would have to prepare an answer to. the thing i think he surprised

people with is -- i actually found that endearing. it is the thing that -- he is a corporate prepared candidate. it was one of the few things that oh my gosh he stumbled over this. it is one of the things he is thinking through. >> look how dumb he is. >> it is interesting. katherine, do you think he is a corporate prepared candidate? >> i don't think he is. >> we haven't said he is running yet people. >> but he has been speaking at town halls. he has been engaging people. you saw the student harassing him. i think he is not being polished. >> he should have known how to handle this before he thought about running for president. >> it is weird to see him because he has the bush face. thisy all have the bush face. >> they are in the same

family. >> everybody in the same family looks alike. >> i don't know if he is like -- i wonder what the family text message conversations are like. >> you did this. >> if it is too tough don't run or be more prepared. well, it is safer. no, i guess whatever. come on. >> no sympathy for jeb bush. he has a tough choice. he is running against the bush legacy. his brother x an unpopular president. >> we will see if blood is thicker than the lincoln memorial reflecting pool. >> i think that is made of water. i have never been in it. i don't know. >> i saw the movie "the butterfly effect." things can change if one other thing changes.

we don't know if way went into iraq how things may have changed and how the course of history may have changed. >> it is like "back to the future." >> i do appreciate a candidate who sticks to their convictions. if you have an opinion stick to it. we need a commander-in-chief who will make an actual decision. >> knowing what you know now would you kill baby hitler is how it always turns. >> we all know the answer to that one. >> i would have encouraged the painting. >> that's all i would have done. >> rob, i think he did prepare an answer for this. they are criticizing him for not being ready. he was so ready. if you saw the original answer he would say yes and so would hillary. >> this is meaning less. this is not even june yet and so we will forget this in six weeks.

there are about five or six variables where you say if i knew this -- if i knew that we were going to take all of the parties out of the leadership -- if i had known the weapons of mass destruction had gone to syria i wouldn't have done it. had i known the surge was going to work i wouldn't do it. a lot of things you can answer. the bushes are a solid family. he could run away from the george w. bush legacy. it is okay for him to do that. the text message is go ahead and trash me. >> have you seen them? >> yes. >> coming up mitt romney goes toe to toe with evander hollyfield in a boxing -- in a charity boxing match. i say it is more popular than if you

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the bayett tell for -- the for justice rages on. a police officer shot an unarmed 25-year-old man and a sheriff's office is over. >>ed -- overjoyed about one thing. >> we are glad he is white. >> yes. cops in kentucky are wishing for white men to die. i for one am outraged. katherine, report you outraged? did you hear the quote? can you believe what he said? >> when i first saw the headline and read this story i thought oh my god did he say that in a work e-mail when he somebody could read it? oh he said it to the actual media on purpose. on purpose and out loud he said it to the media. they need coaches for their brands. >> why? why, why why? it was taken out of context and i will defend what he said.

listen. the meed yeah you reports on this story -- the media reports on this story and i will use that quote out of context. being asked if the police expect backlash like ferguson or like balt pour. >> we must take note of previous cases that the media and how the media has handled those situations. the chief and i are both transparent people. we want the public to be informed and accurately informed. we do not want trouble. we are glad he is white and we shouldn't have to be worried about that. we do not want any backlash or balance in this community because people have been misinformed. >> now that is -- don't you get -- you get lost in his pleasant voice. >> prior to the shooting the man had stolen a car and rammed it foo two police cars and tried to steal a hospital's gun. he is hospitalized and listed in serious condition. the

police issued a statement on the victim's condition. >> we are glad he is white. >> they did not say that. obviously i am defending them for their statement. i am not sure what the outraged crowd is trying to do here. this was listed on several websites. >> any person who heard that story and didn't also say oh thank god that guy is white is lying. of course you are glad he is white. you may not like the fact that he is white or that we live in a country -- or at a time when that's something we care about. of course that guy is glad he is white. the first time you hear a cop shot somebody you say -- is that a white guy? >> i think that is an interesting thing to say out loud in a press conference where you have control of the situation. >> he was talking to the media and it was about the media jie. he told the truth and said how he felt. that's fine. >> right. >> i said i was shocked. >> tell the truth. ben, how

many times have you said i am so glad i am white? >> i am actually puerto rican tom. >> me too. >> finally we have cops speaking out about the scurge of the white people. i understand what this guy is trying to say and i think he is -- i can understand the reaction. >> we are piling on this guy. joanne aren't you glad you are white? >> at times. i am privileged and i am aware of that. this is of course a sensitive time for our country. the police still have to do their job. it stinks. what he is trying to say is with the media circus wrapping around everything going on in the country it can be difficult to do your job effectively. the last thing i want is for any police officer to hesitate in an inconstant where they feed to -- in an instant where they need to pull out their

gun. that's what the officer was trying to say. the fact that we were skeptical about how we were doing this is the problem. >> i am okay with a little hesitation. >> 10 seconds of honesty would be good. i was in a bar in maryland when they put up a picture of the six cops in dieted in baltimore. the first thing everyone said in that bar and that bar was mixed. oh my god three are black. that's the first thing people said. everyone said it when they saw the pictures. if you de thigh it you are lying. if you deny it you are lying. that guy was honest for 10 seconds. it is good to have 10 seconds of honesty. >> i never even knew that word. i said i was shocked. >> 10 seconds of honesty. coming up, everyone's second favorite sheen reveals his regret. first a word from our

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to fox news.com. mitt romney lost to another black man only this one is not a secret muslim bept on destroy -- bent on destroying america from within.

the former candidate got on the canvas with evander hollyfield with a charity boxing match. we actually don't know who won. it finished after we taped so we will focus on thursday's weigh in between the 179-pound republican and the 236-pound heavyweight champ. >> ladies and gentlemen square off gentlemen. this is it. romney versus hollyfield. >> wow pretty intimidating. romney had tough fighting words for his opponent. >> to have a man like evander hollyfield come here, heavyweight champion of the world, time and time again and someone our kids can look up to. this is a good man a religious man. he has 11 kids of his own and he is here to help cure blindness throughout the world to the extent it can be done. it is a terrific guy and i am proud to be ear with him. >> wow. romney really missed his calling. that's some trash talk.

>> classic romney too. he is here to cure blindness to the extent it can be done. >> is there a better way to help a charity? >> that woman's underwear didn't look that bad. >> actually romney was about to go windsurfing. >> dad bot. >> he is looking good. but he is in fighting shape. and hollyfield is not a spring chicken. what are you going to say? how do you think romney did? >> i would say -- >> what do you think? >> they are probably not hitting each other at all. >> you think it is for show? >> do you think romney looked likable there? where was that guy with the --

he had a twinge of a personality at times. where was that when he was running for president? >> mitt romney is a perfect example of somebody acceptable at anything in life. he couldn't live without becoming rich. he would figure something out. and what i really love about this is the inevitable story we will get from salon.com. mitt romney enjoys punching minorities or something like that. >> they are going to layoff him now right? they don't need to pick on him anymore. they lost. they have been kind to romney since the election. >> i don't think he will lay a glove on that guy. >> during the course of the trash talk he didn't give him stock tips. >> i think holy field may be richer at this point. >> they are both doing just fine. >> what percent chance would you give romney.

>> i was trying to set you up for a little -- >> oh, oh. >> out of 100 what would you give -- >> 47. >> thars a -- that's a straight man. joanne shouldn't romney be taking this more seriously? >> yes. >> he is kind of laughing. >> yes! you are stifling great talent here. obviously he is not going to lay a hand on him because he is weakish looking with the dad bod. all kidding aside this is a wonderful charity. it is romney's son who organized all of this. they hope to make a million dhars. which will cover 40,000 surgeries for the blind. you need a schtick if you want

to make money. >> i am going to box jedediah. what are -- >> what are you going to do when she kicks your ass. >> she is heavily favored to win. >> we will pillow fight. >> just to be fair that's no dad bod. romney is in great shape. he is in great shape and he is a great man. >> he has been successful and he has been generous. he ran for president and he -- running for president alone is a hard thing to do. >> speaking of great americans charlie sheen sat down on the set of "extra" the show and not the gum for a candid interview. emilio ease saw varies' brother did not disappoint. denise richards' baby daddy

admits he should not have left the show two men and a half man. >> i should have been more humble and regretful. i shouldn't have attacked them like i did and probably should have begged for my job back. beg is a color i don't wear well. i probably should have requested my job back. >> he looks great for 70, doesn't he? >> extra played a fun game of true or false with the star of major league 2. >> is it true or false that you left a waiter a $1400 tip one time? >> a month ago. >> true or false the first film you did was with george clooney? >> is it true or false that you stayed up 48 hours to get into character for that role? >> 47. >> i don't want to say "extra" stole that from us, but it is similar to our long running segment false or true. let's play, shall we?

>> false or true, you once arm wrestled a -- >> false they were thought pirates. >> wrong. true. ben false or true. your real name is cornelius crop well, junior, the third. >> false. >> true. you once scaled mt. everest so you could fly a flag reading sir edmund hillary sicks. true. >> that's half right the air speed and velocity of an un made swallow -- >> i'll take the dare. >> wrong. true. that was a tough game. extra stuff stealing our bits. questions. what do you think? >> alive or dead? >> dead. >> i think you have to give him credit.

i clearly -- >> really? you liked his answer about the iraq war. >> i foe what you are going to say. >> he said i regret. this thing in hollywood is no regrets. >> you say i know regrets and those bastards said me. i should not have done those things. if drugs do that more people should do drugs. >> hindsight it 20/20 unless you are high all the time. >> i used to watch it with my parents. >> it is not the same without ashton kutcher isn't it? >> then i moved out so joan. ben last word to you. >> he thought his president was really the president. >> did he die an hour after. >> he is being self-reflective.

me is not winning. it is time for a break. the "mad men" finale when we come back.

supply i would like to take a minute to talk about the last eight years if america and how

a monumental era is coming to an end. an era of hope and unthinkable change. and we were all there for the front row seat to history. it all ends on sunday night at 10:00 on amc. when you are siting in an easy chair this weekend perhaps you should think of those who didn't make it to the very end. >> we are all gathered to remember the life of tim harper. >> his death was a tragedy but the biggest tragedy is he is not going to watch the finale of "mad men." >> it is just not fair. >> here is the biggest "mad men" fan. >> i would like to say something. >> "mad men" is a twinge in the heart. it is more powerful than memory alone going forward in

don's life and backyard and around and around and back home again. that's adapted from the carousel speech. >> beautiful. ben is "mad men" the greatest show in history? >> i was lost if this there. >> i cut it down. >> that's very moving. >> i would have cut it a little more. >> it is on youtube and it only has 3,000 hits. >> let me introduce you to gift. >> let's talk about the real art "mad men." is it the best since clears? >> no. >> some people like "mad men" and some like" bewitched." i like "bewitched." the guy with the silver hair

and the ad executive and live in the suburb and he has a blonde wife that is bewitchy. i like the "bewitched" version and not the" mad men." >> is it too much of a downer? >> it went on too long. that's not good for tv. >> i have never seen it. >> that's perfect. >> she begged for no reason. >> the joke is really on us. >> the whole thing all along was a new ad for vodka. >> in the pilot episode he

will wake up and the whole thing was like a mash dream. >> he will drink a beer and go to bed. >> they drink things that are stronger. >> the rumor is he turns out to be db cooper. that's the rumor going around. the guy who -- >> db cooper, clarify. >> he is the guy -- true story and he hijacks a plane and then took the money and jumped out of the plane and was never seen again. that's the rumor and i don't think it is true. we think he died doing that dumb thing. we don't know. >> when is the show ever forever? >> "mad men" is a great show. >> it is a good show. i can't wait to see the finale. we will close things out boy airing the dirty laundry of the airline. to see recent s there is an ancient

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last story. that's the last story. >> the dirty little secrets of air travel are out and the findings are filthy. an investigation conducted on planes and in airports found fecal matter on train tables. and up to 80 manage bacteria on luggage that can be linked to holiday illnesses such as influenza, mrsa and e-coli to name a few. one southwest stewardess says if you ever put your peanuts on the tray and then eat them or just touched it you have probably eaten baby poo. i have seen more dirty diapers on those trays than food. moral of the story you have for more to worry about than leg room. it gets dark here. ear is what the bacteria found

on the tray table looked like under the microscope. >> i think the masking made the difference. it looked convincing. joanne have you ever thought about -- have you ever put peanuts on the tray like that? >> no. >> usually i take out my tray and rub my hand all over it. this is so dumb. we all touch paper money and give people kisses on the cheek. if you are going to get something, you will get something. that's how you build up your immune system. fly more. change the babies on the tray. this research was funded by a san that you station company spray sanitizer company. >> it was? i fell for this. >> like most things it is a conspiracy. >> shouldn't you take sanitizer on the plane. >> i sleep with my face on the thing all the time.

here i am alive. >> our immune system is how we defeated the indians. >> the native americans. >> sorry for that microaggression. this is the sort of thing where i am disgusted by people. i never want to actually travel again. >> i am terrified of sars. >> i said you can touch anything and don't touch your face and don't touch your eyes. >> and don't pick your nose. >> you can get eye ebola. >> you fly a lot. are you back and forth to l.a. but you probably don't take southwest, i mean, come on. >> if i am ticking southwest -- i should take southwest. i just checked and it is peanuts on the tray. oh that's different. >> we will go. anything else? >> no. >> good discussion. >> very special thanks to

katherine, joanne nosuchunsky and rob long. i'm tom shillue and i'll see you next time. show me how to waive. eastern.

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