yo, ed henry. ed henry. two first names. showing up to say hello to the little people in new york city. parents couldn't make up their mind so they called you ed henry. i got a first and a last name, ed. greg gutfeld. do i call you henry or ed? i'm not quite sure. oh, we're so pleased to see you here in new york. why don't you go back to d.c. where you belong ed henry. ed henry.

>> i don't know if that was such a great idea. >> the media hyped it too. >> he's been allowed by the media to get away with this. >> this is disrespectful to the american people. disrespectful to the constitution. just don't watch it before you eat dinner. >> tonights topics, flags. last week they saw an opportunity to remove confederate flags from capitals. was this initiated by sincere people disturbed by a divisive symbol or full-time opportunities who saw tragedy as opportunity. i say both. we know this isn't just about flag but the left making the

south dance for them. never mind it was the flag of democrats and democrats seemed fine with it. removing the flag is symbolic and maybe it is necessary but a city run by a liberal is way more harmful than a piece of cloth. we are one country and unity beats partition pride. if makts the realtives of the charleston victims feel at peace then i'm with them. you can feel that way and feel ire for an outrage machine bent on solving history. it's okay to ask when is this going to end. some are preoccupied with shaming the past because their present is to tedious. identity pirates of today are just bores with bull horn.

>> this morning the supreme recognized that the constitution recognitions marriage equality. all americans are entitled to the equal protection of the law. that all people should be treated equally regardless of who they are or who they love. >> i would like to extend my sympathies to gays everywhere for you're no longer gay. you're miserable. now you get to partake in the wonderous tedium of marriage. the silent, thudsing of surprise. the drunken flirtation with a stranger that sends you to the couch for the night. the thoughts of suicide as the inlaws approach. equalities ty isn't just about good but the bad.

marriage is awesome but it's not always gay. i welcome you to the world of wedded bless. it's not easy but nothing worth it ever is. joining me now is sonny johnson. he's as salty as a sweat band on a pretzel. she's only here because her match.com date stood her up at arby's. sonny, you're black. can you speak for all black people. is it time for the confederate flag to come down or is this some agitation on top of ageation? >> i'm also very smart. let me say con garagelation on

your show. don't invite me to your house if you're flying flag. we're going to have some issues. i want to say i would have enough strength to get back in my car and leave but come on. it's me. i'm going to like cuss you out in front of your little kids. we don't want that. i'll leave that out there. if you have the flag flying, probably not have a good idea to invite me to your house. >> that's what people can do. they can have it at their house and not invite sonny. bernie, there are other people who say the flag doesn't represent slavery. it's battle flag. it's being somehow tarnished. >> they can have that opinion. they have that right. they can have it in their house but just don't invite her. however, we can't forget that this whole issue came up this the wake of this horrible massacre. it was this flag is flying outside the state capital where

the pastor was, he was a state senator and his body actually had to be taken past the confederate flag. i was moved by the people at the animal when they were forgiving him. i thought these are beautiful people. if they tell me that that flag offends them then take it off federal property, government property. my dad is an old crusty irishman. i remember buying a pair of reebok with the union on it and he threw me out of house. when you go move onto wanting to ban movies like gone with the wind or white people who say y'all, except justin bieber then we're getting a little too far. >> it's a good point. people like rush limbaugh are saying this flag attack is part

of a bigger trend. the activist and media are casting doubt on all history as if it's all dishonest. all this stuff we've read is dishonest. is this just an exaggeration, completely. >> i think it's a group of people who want to do good. i think when a massacre happens, you want to solve a problem that's obviously there. brooding over the past or trying to change those elements you can't do. it doesn't actively solve the problem of your present. i think about my exs all the time but it doesn't get me a new boyfriend. >> that is true but there are so many exs. >> i'm sorry. stupidity is stupidity. if your side had won at the end of the battle, i would still be a slave. you are not making sense with that argument. you sound stupid when you use it. >> it's sad because it's people that you're friends with.

>> that do and can't understand why. you call me your sister this liberty but you would want the flag up. like have you lost your mind. >> so true. let's go to what bernie brought up. new york post film critic called for gone with the wind to be put down like a dying dog. he says it romaticizes is civil war. some say he's a jerk. that some is me. this is where legitimate arguments go into absurdity. this could never stop. you could keep going. >> this is the slippery slope that people have been talking about. what are you going to do, ban steel magnolias and fried green

tomato tomatoes. >> not the tomatoes. >> it's ridiculous. let's stick to the flag. the flag is offensive. i watched gone with the wind. i don't think in my mind, i need to own slaves. they got whopped back then. i don't see the connection between this and the confederate flag. >> nobody is going to ban anybody. nothing is going to be taken away. there's never going to be a way you cannot find it. we're a new age, a new time. you cannot gather all the flags and put them in one spot because they will make a graphic of the flag and it will still be there. they will not ban anything. they will not take anything away. it's about time we stop fighting these frivolous fights. >> one fight i would like to get on. bring back the hoop skirts.

>> they were a delight. >> a lot of arrogance especially if you're walking a lot. >> hattie mcdonald won an award in that. >> let's talk about casey affleck less talented brother. they told ben affleck that he had family that owned slaves. >> this means he enlisted in the revolutionary army in 1776. >> that's right. >> your sixth grade grandfather volunteered to serve in the patriot army. >> wow. >> he fought, ben in the american revolution. >> that's incredible. >> so phony. >> they put the new season on hold because of this cover up. my question is, if ben's ancestors were slave owners,

should we treat him like the confederate flag. a direct connection to hate. get him out of batman. should he give back his oscar for argo. we cannot separate the man from his past. >> he should be forced to pay some reparations at this point. if that was clint eastwood or some other right wing actor, would that they have afforded him the same treatment. for it to happen to him it makes he feel good. >> wouldn't he say my ancestors are slave owners, put that in. >> i think he should have to say that to say my family has changchange ed. i'm not a slave owner.

>> you don't know how many black people go back and they want to see what area of africa. your great great grandparents owned slaves too. black people had slaves to. that's history you want to leave out when you're yelling black lives matter. >> i stayed with a friend and the parties, the celebration was wild. >> sonny, you win the right to marriage. should you show some grace towards the opponents because of their religious convictions are against it. do you say they are bigots and there's centuries of tradition that they adhere to and it will take a while to accept it. >> i say let them have their victory lap. you lost.

if you're not going to change anything. your supreme court justice is john roberts. you felt some good about your compassionate conservative. so good you're getting ready to put his brother back in office. >> they're overworked these supreme court justices. obama care one day, gay marriage the next. they might need some rest. >> my feeling is marriage is a conservative thing. it brings stability to your life. let's go to k.t. she's very socially conscious. how's it going? >> going all right. gone with the wind won eight academy awards, not 18. >> did i say 18? >> i understand why you might want to inflate the numbers to

defend your slave movie. >> you got me. that's it? >> there's a lot more. ban, ban affleck. if anyone's family done anything wrong, we should ban them. ban them all. >> i agree. all right. thanks. see you later. do we have anything, our's our liberal panel doing? >> i'm disgusted. >> why? >> gone with the wind is lord of the rings for racist. >> how so? >> it's long. it's about a magical journey through war torn fantasy land where black people were happy to be enslaved. >> that was an interesting perspecti perspective. before we go to break, a quick update on the presidential field. last i checked it's up to about

6,000 candidates. behold our latest installment of our series that ponders the tough questions facing the candidates on the 2016 campaign trail. >> coming up this week on the campaign trail 2016. hillary clinton continues her jam packed fund raising tour. if elected what cities do she think should be destroyed first. >> seattle, san francisco, los angeles, cleveland, denver an detroit. god bless you and god bless america. >> jeb bush hits the midwest. >> i know that it can be done because i've done it. thank you all very much. >> bernie sanders rallies support in new england. what are his thoughts on people who double dip their chip at a party? >> i think that's a good thing. i applaud people who do that. >> till next week on the

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find offensive so a trigger warning. they're here and their feared. the hated beach body protein ads are in subway after they were banned in place called england. the campaign asked are you beach body ready next to pair of that hot woman. as predicted that sent activists into convulsions and petitioned to get the ads banned. protein world is not backing down. they are depending the ads. the posters in new york are being vandalized probably by some very angry ladies. it's designed to prey upon vulnerable women which is an insult to woman who should be able to handle pictures on other women. fit women are favored over unfit and tall men are preferred over

short. does that fact harm my delicate psyche? no, it's science and i'll prover it. the first magic mike grossed $100 million. it's why they made magic mike xxl. i don't hear men or women complaining about channing tatum. exhibit b, mr. furley. you thought that was hilarious. there's your science. i rest my case. yes. joining me now, she's funnier than a rash shaped like the head of lou diamond phillips. do these ads make you feel

insecure. >> greg, am i pronouncing that correctly? i'm exactly perfect. back in high school, you want to talk about fat, i was friends with somebody who was really fat. i can speak to this. i had to walk slow in the halls and whatnot. i get it. >> must have been hard for you to be friends with someone overweight. >> i was friends until i got in with the popular crowd. >> i did not throw food at her. >> i wanted to make sure. i like the fact that everybody in high school always says that they always went after the bullies and protected the other kids that were picked on. i have a feeling you aren't that person. >> no. i only bullied one day out of my life and it felt great. i feel like these are stories that we're missing from this whole bully debate. what about the feel good stories, the confidence that i gained. >> it's is a self-esteem

exercise finding someone weak and yelling at them. these ads are called body shaming. a magazine that exists on making all women feel insecure. >> i'm black. i have no boobs, no butt and i'm very skinny. in my case i am the shame. they like everything round and in place and i have none of it. all of this is pre-hillary stuff. it's going to be hard to have these pictures up next to a hillary sign. the women will be we see the difference of what's going on and identify with the hot one more than the other one. >> that's an interesting and surprise analysis i did not see coming. >> you're average looking at best. you won a beauty pageant on pure talent alone. it's human beings that create

advertising. advertising doesn't create. >> you're marketing to the consume who are will buy your product. they are doing something they know will work. as a feminist, i'm really happy for this model. we're not thinking about this model. i applaud another woman for making her own money, for knowing what her talents are and using them to the best of her ability. breathing woman.n because she's regardless of her shape, she's a real women. you either applaud her for her good work or you're mean. >> you're right. >> these feminists are body shaming this model. i like perky breasts and tiny waists. i don't mean you.

you're not going to the beach to whale watch. >> what do you watch? >> i wear sweat pants. >> you are a little thin. maybe a little too thin. you should get protein shakes if you want to get body ready. i think you could totally do a speedo or a thong. >> very kind and very generous. >> you're saying you weren't good before. be before picture is bad but the after picture is better.

>> i'm a feminist, therefore better than you. let me make this one point. you can't body shame a conservative because you're already ashamed of your body. >> that's an interesting point. >> look at all the gravy you people eat. >> i don't think any you have can understand this. women should be free from advertising. let me explain communism to you. >> feminism was a good thing until they decided to betray the biological realities and replace it with social construct. >> all i believe in is love and kindness and everybody should feel good. >> that's beautiful. i gesds we should end on ta note. >> this wall knows what it's talking about. >> it's wall trying to pick you up. >> i like that. >> up next, adam corolla.

this week in tv history. this week i watched one episode of modern family. one episode of shark tank and six reruns of the rockford files off netflix. it's amazing. i also tried to one episode of celebrity wife swap. i fell asleep because nothing happens until the end. this has been my week in tv history. one of the foot's favorite rituals happens at the water's edge. here, they must look their best. smooth, beautiful skin is an advantage.

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i love adam corolla and in a weird, creepy way. his new book is called daddy stop talking. i read it. i usually say i read books but i don't. it may be the most honest book on marriage that i ever read. we parted company never to speak again. i thought when i was reading the book it should have been entitled defense of the earner. every point is about you're not -- you're a earner. you have to explain that to your wife. you have to explain it to everybody. does that make any sense? >> you know, society has taken the weird shift where it's like it was crazy hair day or teacher appreciation day or man learn to walk up right day or just any given wednesday. we're holding the whole thing at

the school at 11:30, where were you? it's like i was at work. everyone is like, oh, that's got to be rough. it's not rough. it's got to be tough on the kids. yes, but them driving a brand new tesla and living in house that costs $3 million is not too touch on them. that needs to be connected to me not being there. they somehow want us to apologize for not being there, and i won't do it. you get a lot of this. malcolm's dad was there and little nixon's dad was there and coltron's dad was there. >> no more kevins or freds, no franks or mikes. >> no. it's like who cares. you got this kid. you name him dave. there's 14 other kids name dave on the same block. who gives a crap.

get a job and get out of the house. >> i'm terrified of having children. i'm supposed to have them soon. you explain why i'm terrified and why i should overcome that terror. my terror is legitimate. >> yes, but here's the thing. you should take on everything that terrifies you in life unless it has to do with bear in which case then don't. unless it has to do with a bear do the terrifying things in life. if you think about it, all the people who look up to did all those terrifying things that's why you're looking up to them. change is always a good thing. i've always said that to people. how many jobs have you been canned from where you're like the world is ending and at certain points an opportunity

comes around. >> i'm so glad you feel this way. aye been asked to deliver some information. remember, change is good. you're gone. i would say clean out your desk but we've done that. i'll be taking over. >> you call it the ace corolla condiment dingey. >> when you have kids everything has to be in a 55-gallon drum. you run out of room in the refrigerator. i start getting po'ed. it's enough to get half a blt at the bottom.

anything but the huge mayo container. you don't know if it's full or not almost completely empty taking up the entire fridge when in africa there's kids that don't even have dijonaise. as far as kids go, through money at the problem. don't try to fix it. don't have kids when you're 19. have them when you can afford it. >> i think isoev solved that problem. i put it off long enough. >> next time i see you, you better be showing. >> coming up, joanne has a report on summer vacation. if you leave now, you'll not amount to anything in life. if you have moderate to severe

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so now we're supposed to be now what's supposed to be part of the show where i would discuss the recent advances in feeding third world countries and eradicating diseases that plague populations but joanne want to talk about summer vacations. >> smell that, greg? >> no. >> it's summer. time for back sweat and vacations. summer months are great time to get away for some r and r. a lot of americans are not taking time off. last year 42% of americans did not take any vacation days losing out on 169 million days. i get it. there's the fear of being way. the stress of having to leave your work to someone else but there's a lot of benefits of going away like promotions.

an oxford economics analysis shows that vacations lead to promotions. you go away and you're a little more relaxed. you're refreshed with creative new ideas. it's great for people working as a tv host. >> really. >> getting away can improve your show maybe. >> speaking of which, did you do those charts? >> i have more. >> you know we have graphics department. >> i was always told to keep it simple. va kags acations are also good r health. those who vacation regularly are at lower risk for heart disease. the sun provided vitamin d and give you a nice glow. >> it also gives you skin cancer. >> no, moderation. this is a great time economically to go away because gas prices are so low. in the first four months of this

year, americans traveled almost 990 billion miles. now the the time to take that road trip. you don't have to go away to get away. >> you don't. >> staycations save you money. with a netflix subscription, blender and oscillating fan, you can turn your apartment or home into an oasis. also great about the staycation, you're not going to be attacked by a sharp. sharp attacks seem to be on the rise. >> that's shark? >> that is a shark's mouth about to bite you. although the odds of being struck dead by lightning are greater been. if you're on your couch, you won't be bit.

all in all, i think you might want to invest in taking some time off. i checked it. it's been 357 days since your last vacation. i could hold down the fort. >> yes, i could tell by your excellent drawing capabilities. quite impressive. d duo have graphics department. write to them and they'll do it for you. >> i like to take matters into my own hands. >> you have to be more graphic. good for ratings. >> they were not good? >> they were good. i hate vacations. i think they're overrated. you always see pictures of people having a good time but you can't see what's in their head. you can only see them walking to the beach or getting their luggage. you don't know what's going on in there and what's going on in there is a private hell. there's no fun in a vacation. when you get there you're

thinking about leaving and you're vulnerable because people hate you. if you go to a foreign country everybody wants to take advantage you have and they hate you. >> do you not have an ideal vacation, somewhere you would love to go? >> i love my apartment. it's not a staycation. i don't like anybody. i like my apartment. i like to sit there and drink a bottle of wine alone. >> they are stressful. nobody wants to fly. nobody wants to drive. unless you're flying first class to a nudist colony, staycations are the way to go. >> only unattractive people take their clothes off because their not spending anything. spend something when you're good looking. good looking people know when they take their clothes off, that's a consumer product. you're giving something. t not like you're transferring wealth at all.

>> why do you keep going to the nudist colony in. >> it's a project of mine. i want to bring in the liberal wall. >> i have three words for you. government subsidized vacation. six months out of year i should be paid by the government from the taxes of rich people to sit on beach and drink smoothies. >> where do you start with the rich people at what point? >> rich people. people making oh, 40 grand or more a year. >> okay, okay. we take that money and who gets the vacations? >> me. everyone. all of us liberals. >> okay. coming up the rock band you knew, not here but somewhere. stick around. around stick arounders. (vo) around age 7, the glucose metabolism in a dog's brain

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i have. >> several times. >> it's a long movie. sonny, on your body type which i thought your body type being really skinny, i've got to tell you, i feel you on that. i feel you on that. hey, i'm skinny, too. i've been compared to looking like a macauley culkin with glasses because of knew body tape. >> white privilege. >> it is, it is. i acknowledge my white privilege and apologize for it every day on twitter and that mike me a good person or a better person, but i'm actually, you know, i have a problem more with the people. i have a problem with this ad pause that's shaming her for doing her job. she's a model so her job should be hot. shaming bodies for being funny or shaming greg or saying mean things about obama, no matter what he does. >> watching the show, exactly the point i made. >> yes. >> you also said you like women are perky breasts. >> that's right. >> question, why did you think

anybody wanted to hear that? >> if i wanted a blond with goofy glasses that yald at me i'd go home to my wife. >> that's not answering the question. do you think your wife wanted to hear that answer. >> i'm ignoring the question. >> you have a lot to learn. you have a lot to learn. i am very, very, very wise. you haven't been around long enough to know how things work. >> greg, you said trigger warning. i want you to know that that offensive. >> why? >> trying remembers on gun which is unhorrible and unsafe and racist. >> should we then have a pre-trigger trigger. >> you keep saying it. >> okay. >> how about contact warnings or disturbing warnings or how about in anything with you, you know, you and your guns, okay. you guys and all yours guns,

ridiculous and slowan, your vacation. everybody should take a vai sigs so are we keying he should raise the minimum wage to $57 an hour. >> it waep on my chair. >> i think $57 an hour is fair. >> and have a really awesome job. >> what do you mean by some people, white people? >> oh, no, i don't like this. you know, people -- >> bonnie, did you actually call your friend back? >> it's part of her name. >> honesty is going and also live they are the foundation of a lot of promise female to female. >> that's fine. people never like to list ento

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you make me sick. who gets bullied by a 50-year-old. nice. the only one welcome to >> he . gop field continues to take place. and louisiana governor bobby jindal recently declared he is running for president. he joins us tonight for the full hour. let's take a look at how the big announcement went down. >> my name is bobby jindal. i am governor of the great state of louisiana and i am running for president greatest country in the world, the united states of america. i'm not running for president to be