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yeo, ed henry. ed henry, two first names. ed henry from d.c. showing up to say helloed to the little people in new york city. ed henry, two first names. parents couldn't make up their mind so they called you ed henry. i've got a first and a last name, ed, greg gutfeld. not ed henry. henry ed. could i call you henry or do i call you ed? i'm not quite sure of we're so pleased to see you here in new york. why don't you go back to d.c. where you belong, ed henry. ed henry.
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oh. >> i don't know if it was such a great idea. >> the media hyped it, too. >> allows the mainstream media to get away with it. >> disrespectful to the american people, disrespectful to the constitution. >> don't watch it before you eat dinner. ♪ >> hi, i'm greg gutfeld. thanks for not watching "house hunters international." tonight's topic gflag. last week the cascade of agreement was swift with the initiated by sincere people, disturbed by the isis symbol or full-time activists who saw tragedy as opportunity. i say both, but we do know this. this isn't just about a flag
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with the left making the south dance for them. never mind it was the flag of a democrat, the democrats say fine with it, hollings, thurman, byrd, lincoln, gore, the bubbas loved it in '92. never mind that removing a flag will never prevent a massacre. if anything, it adds to the rebel image. removing the flag is indeed the falling and maybe it is necessary but a city run by a liberal that's way more harmful than a piece of cloth. we are one country and unit speaks our pride. if removing the flag from the capitol makes the victims of the charleston people feel at peace i'm with them 100% but you can feel that way and feel ire for an outrage machine bent on dissolving history. it's okay to ask when is this going to end? some are preoccupied in shaming the past because the present is so tedious. identity pirates of today are just bores with bullhorns and as their crusade demonizes the flag many will simply raise it higher
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than before but not as high as the rainbow flag flies now. >> this morning the supreme court recognized that the constitution guarantees marriage equality in doing so they have reaffirmed to all americans the idle truth of the equal protection of law, that all people should be treated equal regardless of who they are or who they love. >> and so i would like to extend my sympathetic to gays everywhere for you're no longer gay, you are miserable. now you get to partake in the wondrous tedium of marriage, the silent stunning decline of surprise, the dead silent restaurant feels after a squabble over drinks, the drunken flirtation with a stranger that sent you to the couch for the night, the thoughts of suicide as the in-laws approach. equality, after all, isn't about the good but the bad. marriage is awesome but it's not
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always gay so i welcome you to the world of wedded bliss. it's not easy but nothing worth it ever is. joining me now she's show sharp she can top others with her thought brei d/b/a rt's news and saltier than salt on a pretzel it's imus producer bernie mcguirk and is only here because her date stood her up at hardees. >> sonny, you're black. can you please speak for all black people. is it time for confederate flag to come down, or is this some kind offage days on top of other agitation? >> well, i'm also very smart so let me say first and foremost congratulations on your new show. white privilege bringing a black person on that speaks wonders. >> reached my quota for the year. >> all right, so look, i don't
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have a problem with the flag. symbols never are not that important. i just would warn a person not to invite me to your house if you're flying the flag. >> right. >> because we're going to have some issues. i want to say that i would never strength to just get back in my car and leave. but come on, it's me. i'm not going to cuss you out in front of your little kids and we don't want that. i'll leave that out there and if you have a flag flying, probably not a good idea to invite me to your house. >> all right. that's what people can do, have it at their house and not invite sonny, but bernie, there are other people who say that the flag represents -- it's a battle flag and that it's being somehow tarnished. >> well, they have that right to have that opinion they can have it in their house and just don't invite her. we can't forget that the whole thing, the issue came up in the wake of this horrible massacre and it was -- the days play is
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flying outside the state capitol where pastor was a state senator, and his body had to be taken past the confederate flag. now i was moved by those people at the arraignment of this animal who killed these people who they were forgiving him and i thought these people were beautiful. if they tell me that flag offends them, take it off federal property, government property. my dad is an old irishman and english flag to him, i remember back in the '90s paying a pair of reeboks, had the union jack on it so he through me out of the house. you understand how offensive it is to people. however you go on to want to ban movies like "gone with the wind" and white people who say y'all and play banjos with spoons, then we're getting too far. >> that's a good point. >> people like rush limbaugh are saying this flag attack is part of a bigger trend. you've got louis farrakhan
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saying get rid of the american flag. individual experience are trumping a share of history and the activists and media are casting down on all history, as if it's all dishonest. all this stuff that we've read is dishonest or should all go away. is this an exaggeration completely? >> there's people who actually do want to do good. when something like a massacre happens you want to solve a problem that's obviously there, but brooding over the past or trying to change the elements of it you can't do and it doesn't actively solve the problem of your present. i know. i think about my exes all the time but it doesn't get me a new boyfriend. >> stupidity is a stupidity. it is a battle flag. if your side had won at the end of the battle i would still be a slave. >> true. >> you are not making sense with that argument. you can hang it up. you sound stupid when you use it. >> it's sad because it's people that you're friends with.
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>> can't understand why. you call me your sister in liberty, but you would want the flag up. like are you -- have you lost your mind? >> so true. >> let's go to what bernie just brought up and show you how concerning this issue has come. a new york film critic lou lemonik called for "gone with the wind" to be put down likein but he says it romanticizes the civil war so just like that dump it in the river. is he right or is he a skrerk? some say he's a jerk. note that some me. >> period. >> this is where legitimate argument go into absurdity. i mean, this could never stop. it could keep going. >> this is a slippery slope people have been talking about, "steel magnolias" and
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"deliverance," "fried green tomatoes." >> the no, not "tomatoes." >> ridiculous to take it down. this guy got the attention he wanted. stick to the flag. the flag is offensive. i watched "gone with the wind" and i don't think in my mind i need to own slaves. that i got their asses whooped back then and were abject poverty afterward. i don't see the connection between this and the confederate flag flying on state ground at all. >> seriously you have the internet. >> yes. >> nobody is going to ban anything. nothing is going to be taken away. there is never going to be a way you cannot find it. we are a new age, a new time. can you not gather all the flags and put them in one spot and burn them because they will make a graphic of the flag and it will still be there. they are not going to ban anything. they are not going to take anything away and it's about time we start fighting these frivolous fights and fight something else. >> one fight i would like to get on. bring back the hoop skirts. >> the hoop skirts are a
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delight. >> they are comfortable. >> really are. >> a lot of air gets under there, plus if you're walking along. >> heather mcdaniel won an oscar for "gone with the wind," a big breakthrough. this guy didn't know what he was talking about, didn't mention that in the article but that's a fact. >> there is something i do want to ban. let's talk about casey affleck's less talented brother. remember ben' fleck was told in "ancestors" he owned slave and edited that out while keeping the good stuff in. >> revolutionary army in 1777. >> that's right. >> your sixth grade grandfather volunteered to serve in the patriot army. >> wow. >> he fought in the american revolution. >> wow. that is incredible. >> so phony. >> so they actually put the new season on hold because of this cover-up. so my question is if ben's ancestors would slave owners
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should we treat him like the confederate flag, a direct connection to hate and then get rid of him, get him out of "batman," should he give back his oscar for "argo" and all his films sheffield? we can't separate the man from his past, can we? >> absolutely not. i think he should be forced to pay some sort of reparations. if that was clint eastwood or some other right wing actor would they have afforded him the same treatment and said, okay, you know what, we'll take it out of episode. of course they wouldn't. it's a bunch of hypocrisy. delicious, ben affleck, a pompous liberal who you point out and because it happened to him makes me feel good. >> what would the real problem be if my ancestors were slave owners, put that in. i want the world to know. shouldn't we be more outraged by that than someone saying aim a little embarrassed. >> i think he should have said i've changed, my family has evolved. i'm not a slaveholder. >> you don't even know how many
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people -- black people go back on their family tree and they want to see what area. no you are yore great great grandparents owned slaves, too. yes, black people had slaves, too, and that's the kind of history you want to leave out when you're yelling black lives matter. >> let's talk about the supreme court ruling. thoughts, person? >> oh, well, i have to tell you, greg, i stayed in the city this weekend so i could do your show and stayed with a friend down in chelsea and the parties and celebrations were wild. >> sonny, you win the right to marriage. should you say -- do you say there's been sen trace of tradition that they adhere to and they take a while to accept it. >> let them have a victory lap. you lost. i don't understand when republicans and conservatives are going to wake up.
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you're getting your butt kicked in every single arena. i'm not going to bash on them. we won, you lost. if you're not going to change anything, not going to show your supreme court justice, john roberts, given to you by republicans, you felt so good about your compassionate conservative when you got him in office, so good that you get ready to put his power back in losses, take the losses. >> they are overworked these justices, obamacare one day and gay marriage the next. i think it's too much. >> marriage is a conservative -- marriage is a conservative thing. it brings stability to your life and conservatives should be marriage for everyone. >> let's go to our op-ed, very officially conscious. k.t.? >> by the way, "gone with the wind" won eight academy awards, not 18. >> did i say 18? >> i understand why you might want to inflate the numbers to
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defend your slave movie but not right, sorry. >> you got me. >> trying to keep things fair and balanced over here. >> that's it? >> no, there's a lot more. i'm really ban ben affleck, of course. >> yeah. >> if anyone's family has ever done anything wrong we should ban them. >> i agree. >> ban them all. >> i agree. >> that's good. >> all right. >> thanks, k.t., see you later. >> do we have anything? how is our liberal panel doing? >> i'm disgusted. >> where do i even begin? first of all, "gone with the wind" and "lord of the rings" were racist. it is. >> how so? >> secondly. it's long. it's about a magical journey through war-torn fantasy land. >> yes. >> where black people were happy to be enslaved. >> that was an interesting perspective from the liberal panel. >> a quick update on presidential field. last i checked it's up to about
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6,000 candidates. behold our latest installment pondering the tough questions facing the candidates on the 2016 candidate trail. >> coming up this week on the campaign trail, 2016. hillary clinton continues her jam-packed fund-raising tour, but if elected what does she think should be destroyed first. >> seattle, san francisco, philadelphia, houston, cleveland, denver and detroit. god bless you and god bless america. >> plus, jeff bush hit the midwest, but is he still making the outrageous claim that he can pass the person in front of him on batter slide? >> i know that it can be done because i've done it. thank you all very much. >> and finally bernie sanders rallies support in new england, but what are his thoughts on people who double dip their chips at a party? >> i think that's a good thing, i applaud people.
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>> till next week on the >> till next week on the campaign trail 2016.
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warning, the following contains material which some may find offensive so a trigger
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warning. yes. they are here and they are feared. the now hated protein world of beach body advocates arrived in new york after they were banned in a place called england. proteam world is a supplement company and its ad campaign asks are you beach body ready next to a picture of that woman? as predicted that sent feminism and activists into convulsion and petitioned to get the ads banned. protein world is not backing down. it's defending the ad. the posters in new york are already being vandalized probably by some very angry ladies. they claim the ads are designed to prey upon vulnerable women that is an insult of women who should be able to handle other pictures of women but it's also an attack on science. across all cultures fit women are favored over unfit and tall men are preferred over short.
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does that fact harm my delicate psyche? no. it's science, and i'll prove it. exhibit "a," the first "magic mike" grossed $160 million worldwide. why they make "magic mike xxl" and i don't hear men or women complaining about channing tatum. exhibit "b," mr. furly, you thought he was a ladies man and you thought that was hilarious. there's your science. i rest my case. but feminists deny science saying society is somehow forcing us to like attractive bodies but that logic make flat earthers seem profound. >> period. >> yes. joining me now, funnier than a rash shaped like the head of lou diamond phillips. it's writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. bonnie, do these ads make you feel insecure? >> well, greg, am i pronouncing that correctly? >> i actually get why you chose
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me to talk about this because i'm not too anybody. i'm exactly perfect. >> yes, and, you know, back in high school, you want to talk about fat, i was friends with somebody who was really fat, so i -- i can speak to this. i had to walk slow in the halls and what not. i get it. >> you get it. >> didn't harm you to be friends with people who was overweight. >> only friends until i got in the popular crowd. >> and then you tossed her aside like a potato. >> i did not throw food at her. >> i wanted to make sure. i like the fact that everybody in high school always says, you know, they always went after the bullies and protected the other kids that were picked on. i have a feeling you aren't that person. >> no. i only bullied one day out of my life and it felt great and i feel like these are the stories that we're missing from the whole bully debate what. about, you know, the feel-good stories, the confidence that i gained. >> it's a self-esteem exercise,
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finding someone weak and yelling at them. >> you know what kills me, sonny, "cosmopolitan" calls this ad body shaming, a magazine that exists on making all women feel insecure. >> i'm black, have no boobs, no butt and am skinny and in my case i'm ashamed. they have everything round and in place and i have none of it but all of this is this pre-hillary stuff. it will be hard to have these pictures up next to a hillary sign because the women are gonna be we kind of see the difference of what's going on here and identify with the hot one a lot more than the other one. >> that's an interesting and surprising analysis i did not see coming. i like how she shoe horned politics into this. >> joanne, you're average looking at best and won a beauty pageant on pure talent alone. when they blame advertising, aren't they -- don't they have the equation reversed? it's human beings that create
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advertising. advertising doesn't create -- >> they are marketing to the consumer. >> yes. >> who is going to buy your product. they are doing something that they know is going to work, but as a feminist i am really happy for this model. we're not thinking about this model. i applaud another woman for making her own money, for knowing what her talents are. >> right. >> and using them to the best of her ability. she is a real woman because she's a living, breathing woman. regardless of her shape she is a real woman and you either applaud her for her good work or you're mean. >> she's absolutely right. these femina zoo is as they are called, body shaming this poor model. >> that's true. >> what they are doing? they are. >> by the way, i like perky breasts and, you know, i like tiny waists and i don't mean you, by the way? i am a tiny waste. >> look, when you go to the beach, you go for the scenery, you don't go there -- you're not going to whale watch, let's put it that way.
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>> what do you wear when you go to the beach? i'm just trying to envision it right new. >> i wear sweatpants and a hoodie. >> don't you share your great body, you're very thin, maybe a little too thin. should get some protein shakes if you want to get body ready. i think that you could totally do a speedo or maybe a thong. >> that's very nice of you, very kind and generous and you should have your eyes checked. you know how stupid this has got and crazy. melissa mccarthy is on the cover of a bunch of magazines and they say how good she looks because she lost all that weight. that in itself is body shaming people who on the lost weight. if you look at it that way, to compliment someone who lost waist you're doing what you're claiming these people are doing? because you're saying you weren't good before. >> the before picture is before and after picture is bed, hypocrisy at its finest. >> i'm going to our liberal panel, being a boring flat surface with curves whatsoever,
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are you body shamed when you're around furniture? >> i'm a feminist and better than you. let me make one point. you can't body shame a conservative because you're already ashamed of your body. >> wow. that's an interesting point. >> look at all the gravy you people eat. >> you know what, maybe modesty isn't so bad. look, again, i just don't think any of you could possibly understand this. women should be free from advertising. now let me explain communism to you. >> let me put it this way. feminism was a good thing until they decided to bestray the biological reality and it with social construct. >> all i believe in is love and kindness and everybody should feel good. >> well, that's beautiful. i guess we should end on that note, right? >> you know what this is? it's a wall trying to pick you up. >> i like that. i mean, up next, adam corolla,
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but first this week in tv history. this week i watched one episode of "modern family," one episode of "shark tank" and six reruns of "the rockford files" on the netflix and tried to watch one episode of "celebrity wife swap" and fell asleep because nothing happened until the end.
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i loy adam corolla and this isn't in a weird creepy way. the new book is called "daddy stop talking" which is unusual because i usually say i read books but i don't. i read this one, good, really good, may be the most honest book on marriage i think i've ever read. we talked about the book and parted company never to speak again. i thought when i was reading the book that it should have been titled "defense of the earner" because every point in the brook is about how you're not the earner. >> right. >> and that you have to explain that to your wife. you have to explain it to everybody. does that make any sense? >> you know, society has taken a weird shift where it's like it was crazy hair day or teacher appreciation day or man learned to walk upright day or just any given wednesday and we're
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holding the whole thing at school at 11:30 and where were you? it was like i was at work and then there was like oh, well that's got to be rough. it's not rough. got to be tough on the kids. yes, but then driving a brand new tesla that costs 90 grand and living in a house that lives 3 million bucks is not too tough on them pause that needs to be connected to me not being there and i -- they somehow want us to apologize for not being there and i won't do it. >> yeah. >> but you get a lot of this, you know, malcolm's dad was there, and little nixon's dad was there. the little blond hair's kid, coltrane's dad. >> no more kevin or fred's. >> no, no. >> who cares. you got your kid. you name him dave. there's 14 other kids named dave on the same block. who gives a crap.
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get a job and get out of the house. >> i'm terrified of having children, i am and i'm supposed to have one soon. you explain cogently why i'm terrified and why i -- why i should overcome that terror but my terror is legitimate. >> yes. >> but here's the thing. you should take on everything that terrifies you in life unless it has to do with a bear. unless it has to do with a bear do the terrifying things in life because if you think about it, philosophically all things you look up to did all the terrifying things, that's why you're looking up to them. >> right. >> and change is always a good thing. i've always said that to people. how many jobs have you been canned from where you went like oh, my god, the world is ending, and then at a certain point something else comes about, an opportunity. >> i've been fired three times.
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i'd still be at magazines and writing which is suicidal. >> i'm so glad you feel this way because i've been asked to deliver some information. remember, change is good. >> yes, yes. >> you're gone. >> gutfeld, hit the break. i would say clean out your desk so we've already done that while you were down here. >> another great idea, you called me ace corolla. >> when you have kid, especially two kids, everything has to be in a 55-gallon drum so you run out of room in the refrigerator and you start getting -- i start getting p.o. eid because you open up the mayonnaise thing and there's a half of blt at the bottom and i have a huge anchor in there and it's like if you can do a little thing and add a little appendage and put it in your knife and snap it off.
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>> should be able to screw the bottom off, just like that. >> thinking but the huge mayonnaise container or mustard container which has mayonnaise and mustard all around it so you don't know if it's full or not, almost completely empty taking up the entire fridge when in africa there's kids that don't dijonnaise, forget about regular mayonnaise. and as far as kid go, throw money at problem. >> they will try to fix it. >> throw money at it and don't have kids when you're 19. you have kids when you can afford them. >> i think i solved that problem. i put it off a long enough. >> it's time. >> next time i see you better be showing. >> i will. >> coming up, joanne's got a report on summer vacation. this is her last chance to get it right. if you leave now you'll not amount to anything. [music]
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so now we're supposed to be the part of the show where i would discuss the recent advances of beading third world countries and battling persistent diseases like plague and population but joanne wanted to talk about vacation. joan? >> it's summer. time for barbecues, back sweat and vacation and the summer months are a great time to get away. you know, a lot of americans are not taking time off. that's right. last year 42% of americans did not take any of their vacation days losing out on 169 billion million of paid time off. i get that. there's that fear of being aware and the stress of having to leave your work for someone else but really there are a lot of benefits of going away like
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promotion. >> really. >> an oxford economics analysis shows that vacations actually lead to promotions because you go away, you're a little more relaxed and you come back and you're refreshed and creative new ideas and greg great for people who stay working as a tv host. >> really. >> getting away. it can improve your show maybe. >> well, speaking of which, did you do those charts? >> i have more. >> i know you do. >> yeah. >> you know we have a graphics department. >> i was always supposed to keep it simple. vacations are also good for your health. science says that those on vacation regularly are at a lower risk for heart disease. >> wow. >> and the sun provides vitamin deand we give you a very nice glow if you go away. >> also gives you skin canser. >> moderation, moderation? this is a great time economically to go away because gas prices are so clowe and in the first four month of this
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year americans traveled almost 990 billion miles and so now is a great time to take the cross-country road trip you wanted to plan, unless you don't want to contribute to carbon emissions or, greg, if you don't have a driver's license, and if you don't, you don't have to go away to get away. >> really. >> staycations are a great idea. >> never heard that before. >> and they save you money. >> that's right. >> with a netflix subscription of blender and oscillating fan you can turn your apartment or home into an oasis. >> oh. >> also great about a staycation, you're not going to be attacked by a shark. shark attacks seem to be on rise though that may be the media scaring us. >> is that the shark? >> that is a shark's mouth about to bitia, though the odds technically of being struck dead by lightning with greater than being bitten at a house. if you're on a house on a staycation you for sure won't be
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bit so all in all, greg, i think you might want to invest in taking some time off and i checked 367 days since your last vacation and i can hold down the fort. >> i can tell by your excellent drawing capabilities, quite impressive, but we do have a graphics department and all you have to do is just write to them and they will do it for you. >> oh, okay. >> yeah. not saying it's bad. >> i like to take matters in my own hands. >> you have to be more graphic is what he's saying, good for ratings. >> they were good. they were good. >> i hate vacations. i think they are overrate. you always see pictures of people having a good time but you can't see what's in their head. you can only see them walking to the beach or getting their luggage but you don't know what's going on in there. what's going on in there is a private hell. there's no fun in a vacation because right when you get there
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you're thinking about leaving and you're vulnerable because people hate you. like if you go to a foreign country, everybody wants to take advantage of you and they hate you. >> you are sick, man. >> do you not have like an adele vacation, somewhere you would love to go, love to get away to. >> i love my apartment, and it's not a staycation. i don't like anybody. i like my apartment. i like to sit there and drink a bottle of wine alone. >> you know what? they are stressful. nobody wants to fly, nobody wants to drive unless you're flying first class to a nudist colony so you don't have to pack. staycations are the way to go. >> you're wrong about nudist colonies because everybody there is unattractive. only unattractive people take their clothes off because they are spending anything. spend something when you're good looking. good people know when they take their clothes off that's actually a consumer you're actually giving something, but when you're a nudist and take your clothes off it's not like you're transferring wealth at all. >> why do you keep going to the
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nudist colony? >> it's a project of mine. by the way, i want to bring in the liberal panel on this. where do you staycation? i imagine it's the great wall. words will not set you free, greg. i've got three words for you. government-subsidized vacations. six months out of the year i should paid by the government from the taxes of rich people so i can go sit on a beach and drink smoothies. >> where do you start with the rich people? at what point? >> you know, rich people, people making oh, 40 grand or more a year. >> okay, okay. and then you take that money and who get the vacations? >> me. >> everyone. all of us liberals. >> okay. >> coming up the rock band youtube, not here, but somewhere i imagine, but for us a breakdown of the show owe stick around stick arounders. @?
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let's see. what have you got for us, kc? >> first of all, have any of you actually seen "gone with the wind," all of it?
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i have. >> several times. >> it's a long movie. sonny, on your body type which i thought your body type being really skinny, i've got to tell you, i feel you on that. i feel you on that. hey, i'm skinny, too. i've been compared to looking like a macauley culkin with glasses because of knew body tape. >> white privilege. >> it is, it is. i acknowledge my white privilege and apologize for it every day on twitter and that mike me a good person or a better person, but i'm actually, you know, i have a problem more with the people. i have a problem with this ad pause that's shaming her for doing her job. she's a model so her job should be hot. shaming bodies for being funny or shaming greg or saying mean things about obama, no matter what he does. >> watching the show, exactly the point i made. >> yes. >> you also said you like women are perky breasts. >> that's right. >> question, why did you think
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anybody wanted to hear that? >> if i wanted a blond with goofy glasses that yald at me i'd go home to my wife. >> that's not answering the question. do you think your wife wanted to hear that answer. >> i'm ignoring the question. >> you have a lot to learn. you have a lot to learn. i am very, very, very wise. you haven't been around long enough to know how things work. >> greg, you said trigger warning. i want you to know that that offensive. >> why? >> trying remembers on gun which is unhorrible and unsafe and racist. >> should we then have a pre-trigger trigger. >> you keep saying it. >> okay. >> how about contact warnings or disturbing warnings or how about in anything with you, you know, you and your guns, okay. you guys and all yours guns,
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ridiculous and slowan, your vacation. everybody should take a vai sigs so are we keying he should raise the minimum wage to $57 an hour. >> it waep on my chair. >> i think $57 an hour is fair. >> and have a really awesome job. >> what do you mean by some people, white people? >> oh, no, i don't like this. you know, people -- >> bonnie, did you actually call your friend back? >> it's part of her name. >> honesty is going and also live they are the foundation of a lot of promise female to female. >> that's fine. people never like to list ento
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the truth. >> another devastating critique of my guests but i always came out looking pretty good. >> with your man boobs. >> that was completely unnecessary. i've been working out. that's are not man boobs. these are pucks. >> never said anything like that. >> these are terrible people. what are tonight's gifts living tonight? >> a free laundry tipoff. >> a free laundry tipoff. walk away with a luxury
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thought i told you to stay off our turf. and what would you know about turf, skipper? let's end this here and now! let's dance! flo: whoa there! progressive covers boaand rvs, okay? plenty of policies to go around. [ grunts ] oh, oh, i'm the bad guy? you threw a fish at us, so, yeah. yeah. coverage for land and sea. now, that's progressive.
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christmas intimtation and conspiracy theory and dangerous animals and a chase that's spanned decades. our third installment. october 31st, student from a science class make a field trip to alcatraz. while facing the prison's solitary confindman unit and witnesses are recalling exactly what she saw. >> fairly blackish, brownish, dirty blond red. i don't know. you text. >> was an inmate silk held after 52 years or was this a secret highout? later that night a daring escape
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but did the weather cost him his li life. >> there's no way he could have escaped alcatraz and if it wasn't raining, never. >> days later trevor is reportedly photographed at a parade. how did he get past the jury? >> come on. this is a guy that's cape from the rock and survived. >> and trevor succeeded where others had successfully failed. >> thanks to bonnie mcfarlane, bonnie johnston, bernie mcguirk, ed henry and katherine and, of course, the liberal panel and i'll see you next time. ed, ed henry.
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you make me sick. who gets bullied by a 50-year-old. nice. the only one

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