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can these cops get a fair trial in baltimore? should this prosecutor be removed? let us know your thoughts.thoug. facebook.com/the kelly file or twitter @megan kelly. >> geraldo, i realize the secret to your long-term success is having one name. i'm going to lose my last name. i need to come up with the right first name. can i run some by you? >>. >> shoot. >> regulara tron. >> welcome l g-force. >> no. >> greg and kelly. >> no. >> how about greg o'reilly. >> how about gosh golly double g. >> no. >> gutty. >> no. >> grape nuts. >> no. >> good and plenty. >> now you are just naming food. >> i guess you are right. should i grow a mustache? >> just get the [ bleep ] out of
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here. >> all right. i guess i'll go. thanks geraldo. good seeing ya. >> he's in trouble. >> i'm not that impressed. i don't feel there is a vision. >> but it is embarrassing to me. >> it doesn't make sense or look like it would fly but you never know. ♪ >> hi, i'm greg gutfeld. thank you for not watching lifetime. all repeats any way. tonight on the show -- her grande mouth and hatred for america and doughnuts. question, is life in prison too ariana grande? and the scientist shamed out of his job after jokes were taken out of context. guess we won't have the cure from cancer. i'd rather die of melanoma than leave one person offended.
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>> donald trump, a marriage made in heaven, a divorce made in hell? let's discuss. >> joining me tonight he's so bright the sun is told not to stare at him. >> back on the couch because applebees fired her for stealing cheesy bread and four out of five feminist consider him evil and the fifth is cooking him dinner at a velvet box. but first, i have a theory. what's happen tong the republican party? mommy and daddy are fighting. they are doing it in front of the kids like a pair of hair pulling drunks in a vacant lot and the dems are laughing like gluten free kale juice. >> he's a joke on immigration. >> charles called you a rodeo
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clown. >> he dislikes. >> he's repeating himself. >> to make these comments is not reflective of the republican party. >> he is trying to paint the republicans with mr. trump's response. >> i think people are frustrated about immigration system. but he also said it in a way that's going to kill my party. >> instead of solidifying a unified front, the republicans have an ugly tip that exposes their two weakin's, they are deathly worried of losing more hispanic vote and scared to tick off the populous among us. it's the kind of rift hillary could sneak through to win. do we really want that? [ laughter ] her laugh is a national
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treasure. the latest december ties with trump, the sky. the faa is renaming three navigation coordination points above balm beach international airport in honor of the man. the airport donald without an a. trump without a u and you are fired without an e. not only can they spell, an faa flat says they prefer noncontroversial names. you suck, you are wimps, super jerk faces. what's next, guys can't be named don't, donald, or donny name should donald trump be removed from disneyland? and what of the trumpeter swan, a foul name for a foul game. see the rabble love collecting symbolic scouts more than
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solving problems. forget sanctuary cities or murderous illegals, this is what america does best, phony action as brave stances. we find fake justice in pointless outrage. it is why we have sanctuary cities for lawbreakers and blame a black for murder. period. >> welcome to the show. good to see you. >> i watch it every sunday when i wake up in my shorty robe. >> since 1992, i'm the youngest. >> think only one without a drip. looking at the rnc, if you were head of the rnc how would you handle trump in would you try to work him in to the group? >> there's no question they have to allow him a platform to be challenged on. the simple fact is the population -- the populous sort of narrative he's been able to
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build, the appeal he's getting is reflected in the polling data is unavoidable. if they are going to try to push him and alienate him it makes it more likely he runs on a third party ticket but put him on a platform will say we have a broad party, a lot of candidates don't agree with what he is saying in terms of immigration and there are alternatives and i think that punctures some of the attack ads coming out. >> that's the thing that scares me. i'm concerned when your adversaries are delighted by your candidate. when they see donald they go, oh, please more donald. that's why jon stewart was overjoyed when he decided to run. >> but they are smug, spoiled brats who think because someone has bravado and isn't ashamed of himself he must be a baf foon. he is proud to be an american. sick of pretending illegals are wonder ful people and that's
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good because it is rattling modern american and the nonvoters out to the polls. don't be scared. he's not going to actually become the president. he's a snowplow that is paving the way. at the last second he moves out and boom, ted cruz. >> ted cruz. >> president of the united states. >> does donald trump know he is doing this? >> logic will dictate. he can pretend he will be the high school president that shows up with the sunglasses and two babe answer we elect him because he's cool but he's not that. america is never going to do that. so they will say party is over and he will go what, let go of me, okay. >> intriguing and unrealistic depiction. jo ann, as a future trump wife, in 20, 30, off biased opinion i would say sum. >> yes. go trump. i think i'm with the rest of america when i believe the media is turning this presidential race in to the amazing race. it is turning in to a realty tv
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show. and every reality tv show needs their villain. the audience loves the villain. as you will see with the polling he's doing well. people like it. it's for ratings, right? the villain never wins. the villain gets far but doesn't. the audience wants to see whoever has the best branding like jeb bush win or a marco rubio, an underdog. >> here's what bugs me. i consider donald trump a friend. he takes offense of criticism on the basis of personal relationships. so if someone criticizes it he takes it personally and rips you apart. and they are on the same team. how is that helpful? >> trump enjoys it and revels in that. i think you are right about that. that's how you challenge him. when you say you are about immigration reform but get mexico to bald wall and if they don't, i say what will that do?
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give the economic argument as much as people enjoy the populous debate and the appeal of it, it is serious business and especially the advantage that republicans have in counterbalancing that is whatever republicans think of donald trump they do not want hillary clinton to be president of the united states. >> i don't like what you are saying. donald trump put mexico at the forefront of this election. whereas other elections we waste our time with gay marriage and irrelevant stuff like that. now immigration is at the front, the gop can say we don't want rubio, aka mexico to be president and we want cruz. >> the fact is, debate is lost because the trump narrative -- bomb the oil fields. this is not sensible policy.
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i think it allows the democrats to say all republicans are reveling in this apocalyptic adventure. >> this is two sides of the argument. did trump help create this debate or hurt the debate. >> no one knew what sanctuary cities were. >> i did. >> i didn't. >> it's your job to go outside and say what's a sanctuary city. and now there are little columns of mexico all over the south? in city hall they speak spanish. what is going on? i was never told about. this thank you, don? >> genetically. >> i was born in england an my parents are scottish and i don't talk about it every two minutes. i am assimilated. >> you still wear the tartan tie which i find offensive. getting rid of the confederate flag, tartan is next.
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>> we with the english for 700 bloody years. >> american british protestant. >> i think i created a rift. mtv, the network for couch surfers with nipple rings is producing a documentary called white people. it challenges whiteness and addresses racial bias through honest dialogue. will it be fair? as a black lesbian i hope so. roll it, detector. >> you say the wrong thing and suddenly you are a racist. >> trying to be careful here. >> i don't want to offend people. >> i feel like you guys are attacking me now. >> if i bring up any sort of race issue with my parent s they immediately assume i'm demonizing them. >> the the documentarian is an illegal immigrant which makes him an expert on whites.
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i was talk aing about self loathing at the top of the show. is mtv feeding in to it? did you audition for the show? i know you tried "16 and pregnant." >> i was a little too real for them and a little too not pregnant for that show unfortunately. this is mtv. can you get more white than mtv. i'm pretty sure the majority of their viewers are white. the host of the show needs to check his american privilege. the fact you are doing a documentary on something as frivolous as white privilege when he could be doing third world children. he it is absurd. >> i hate -- one thing that i find tedious, it is a big issue in washington this narrative, political correctness, white privilege, msnbc did a piece about holocaust survivors survived because they were
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white. >> exactly. >> it's so boring and tedious. >> it passes for intellectual thought. i predict -- i haven't seen this but the white subjects will fall prey to the stockholm syndrome and confess their evilness. >> they should be ashamed of cement, electricity, cleaner air and water, all of the horrible ending slavery, all of the horrible things white people have done. they should be ashamed of themselves. >> great point. let's end on that note. i want to bring in our liberal panel. i'm sure you are happy there's a show devoted to white people and how bad they are. >> greg, i am happy white people are finally represented on mtv. it's been a long struggle for us but timely we made it. >> that's true. >> any thoughts on donald trump? >> i think he's a great man. i support him 100%. does anyone else illegal immigration it is a man that employs hundreds of them.
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>> he claims he dunn. >> i'm going to take him at his word. again, everyone watching vote for him. he should be president trump. >> there you go. >> glad you agree with gavin. all right. up next, the joke that killed a scientist's career. first check in with our studio audience. thank you for being here. a quick show of hands, how many of you would like to join me after the show for a cocktail in ♪ lookin' good, flo! feelin' good! feelin' real good! [ engine revs ] boat protection people love. now, that's progressive. call or click today.
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. the summer of shame has claimed many victims. the confederate flag, donald trump's businesses, the ten commandments. prize winning scientist tim hunt. sir hunt studies the human cells and worked on cancer studies. last month he had to resign from his university after someone tweeted a part of a speech that hunt made. it made it look like he was a sexist pig. instead of tweeting the full context of the quote, so the outrage -- if we are going to advance science we can't do it with one of the field's most brilliant minds because mob
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mentally is king. there's a question -- are you okay with this? ♪ >> i'm joined by our own op-ed editor and always sensitive gavin mcginness. they tweeted the partial quote the scientists said let me tell you about my trouble with girls. three things happen when you are in the lab, fall in love with him, fall in love with you and if you criticize them they cry. now what they left out was now seriously, to point out he was kidding i'm impressed with the economic development of korea and women scientists played without a doubt an important
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role and science needs women. he was pointing out sexism in men. should he lose his career? >> he did some kind of important things like research that has advanced curing cancer. if anybody ever says people are overreacting when they say prk c police is going too far, we need to throw this at them. if anyone asked me would you rather have someone do more research for curing cancer or have them be politically correct? you can get more cancer research done but can't get away with telling a sexist joke, i would think that wasn't a relevant question at all. >> i don't know. couldn't a sexist joke be as deadly as cancer. >> it could be. >> it could hurt your feelings and drive you to self mutilation. >> oh, my gosh, yeah and the awful negative feelings can cause stress and i think that can cause cancer. he could be causing more cancer than he's curing. >> i think you stumbled on to
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the reason why he should be fired. >> in all seriousness, greg, really brilliant people are awful in social situations usually. >> scientists. >> i'd rather them be smart in their field than telling a joke. they are awful at it. give him a pass. >> i shy away with doctors with bedside manners. i want -- i want an a-hole. i want a guy shouting at me and not afraid to tell me what those warts really are. gavin, you know what's always the case? >> what. >> people seeking scout scalps are never accomplished as their skrims. >> the scalps are never scalpy enough. the demand is so huge and supply so limited that the second they get even the inkling of a baton they go got it, let's go. tear off. you are like that's not a baton. that's dyno --
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[ explosion sound ] >> by being called a sir he is already sexist. go to go our liberal panel. i bet you love the fact they got rid of the white male from the research of cancer and he is now unemployed. >> i oppose sexist scientists. i oppose christian scientist too. i oppose sexism. would you like if i only talked about your petite buttocks all night long. >> i wouldn't mind. >> it you have nice meatball like buttocks. >> why, thank you. >> there are positive things about mobs. another word for mob, parade. >> that's true. >> parades are nice. mobs are nice. >> that is a perfect transition for the next story. we now pause for -- a moment of intolerance. >> i hate parades, but i love
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winners, especially bad ass women who win with authority. which is why i saluted the parade that celebrated the u.s. women's soccer team. i live in a city that holds a parade every weekend celebrating any microidentity you can think of. not because of a big achievement but just because it's their day. i hate those question, should parades only be held for people who achieve something, rather than being something? in my mind you should only be grateful for who you are. a parade for doing not breathing. astronauts, military, talk show hosts with great pecs should have parades. i apologize to all of the parading microgroups if i offended them. i was woefully ignorant of your emotional well being and i will try hardener the future to curb my white privilege.
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in the green room you said these women don't deserve a parade because it's just soccer. get married why don't you? >> yeah. i did say that. >> yes. >> it is after i took the candy that gavin offered me. feeling a little off. i hate parades, as well. i can't get anywhere. you can't cross an avenue. you have to walk down and around. you know who else doesn't like parades, law enforcement we're constantly on terror alert. let's give them more jobs and also for the environment, littering and carbon emissions because of all of those floats. what's up with that. >> what is with that. >> you need a segment called what's up with that. >> i think it is great. gavin, what's wrong with that. >> this is a first. i always have my idea ready and my idea for this was it is patronizing to fight the -- the parade. good work, girls.
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you played soccerer but you are right. there is the armenian parade, hair dresser parade. it is not easy winning a soccer match. you changed my mind. >> that makes me feel good about myself. when we refuse to differentiate between being and doing we create a class of odd balls who feel you should be famous for being you and that's causing all of our problems in the world. >> people desperately think of a thing that makes them interesting so they can have a parade to go to. no one likes parades unless it is about you. i guess people like to convince themselves they like parades. >> i like when people say they went to a parade and didn't realize what the parade was. they are shocked when they see men without pants dancing. >> 8-year-olds twerking. a bunch of people proud to be born that way. proud of being an albino. >> i congratulate the women's
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soccer team. i enjoy women's soccer. it's better than male soccer. 90% of male soccer are guys on the ground pretending to be injured. women get hit in the face and keep playing. >> soccer in general is another thing that people convince themselves they like. >> maybe so. a lot like kale. up next, my political debate with tv's kennedy, spoiler alert -- i win. but first i love tennis and the wimbledon final was held on saturday. as usual, many of the ladies were asked this week by the sexist media about the grunting that happens during matches. i didn't think it was bad at all. you tell me. [ grunting ] >> i barely noticed, catherine. >> i'm uncomfortable.
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winner, me, because why lie to the viewer . this is my show f. there is a debate i'm going to win it even if i'm wrong because it's my show. tonight's topic too many candidates in the gop field. bigger and scarier than the duggars. i said the candidate's tsunami is going to hurt the republicans chances of winning in 2016. a pile of candidates mixing with real ones. why can't we have a coronation like the democrats do. works for them. they find the candidate most likely to win and get behind them early and push them. instead the republicans fill up a bus and call it progress. it is like "the bachelorette" for dumpy people. the host of the show on the fox business network. a great person which makes me sad i'm going to have to crush her like a bug. kennedy. >> yes. >> i'd argue we have all of these candidates, what 16 of them. >> at least. >> it elevate's hillary's
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stature. she's one. they are many. they are gremlins and she's godzilla. >> she is spraying them with water an they are multiplying at night. i'm an independent and love political chaos. if i were a republican, the way i would look at this is go ahead and make the frankenpublican. take the best parts of each candidate and because there are more than four or six -- they call it best practices in the corporate world but in politics it's just emotional thievery. take the best parts of each person's platform and make them your own. >> that would be like me going in to baskin robbins and sayingly stake strawberry fudge ripple and vomit because it tastes terrible. >> or like you making barbecue sauce and then honey, mustard powder and oh, you know what
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app apple vieder vinegar for why wouldn't i. >> that's not how it is. >> benny hill sketch, make naked people running through the fields, eating raw turkey legs and blood on their faces. >> i would support that. that is not part of the debate that -- by the way, i'm winning withing. >> clerly. >> when you talk to people, like bill o'reilly. i talk to people every day. they don't want 14 -- you know when you try to get a phone plan. your eyes glaze over when they give you options. >> where else they don't have options, north korea. that's working out great for them. people in north korea on average are four inches taller than you. which means they are very wee, teeny tiny people that can burp like crazy. >> i know i'm winning the debate when you have to go after my height because i know we are
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about the same height. >> that's so not true. >> but the tv public doesn't work. >> we have the same height torso. >> that's true. i would argue and i think you can not disagree with me, that if hillary wanted to plan an election cycle, this is what she would do. i want obscure governors that came in recently. jim gilmore. i guess the dad in the gilmore girls. >> he was. >> that would be the best challenge because she doesn't have to answer them. she's above them. she's snow white and they are the 17 dwarves. >> here's the thing with her. as she is atrophying as she is on her royal highnessty. all she is doing is sitting around. she's a terrible campaigner. she can't answer basic softballs thrown at a her by media plants and even with the horrible cnn interview you have a front runner like jeb bush who still
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says stupid things. he's not taking my advice or the frankenpublican route. and best from chris christie and rand paul. >> rand paul's perm who why wouldn't you use that? it is always wet. how do you always have a wet perm. like he just got out of the steam. >> it is unnerving to me. i don't know. i don't like your theories. i think they are the destructive and i think you are wrong. >> here's what you do. this is not the first time this has been put forward. you have to have a round robin tournament. you have to have something where half of the field is eliminated immediately and several quick cuts until you are down to four. the problem is the party is not bold enough to have that sort of blood sport. if they were i think people would be applauding them. >> i will give you the last word because i'm confident i won any way. that debate is over. i'm the victor, once again.
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speaking of too many candidates, it's time for our series that looks at the tougher questions facing fshl hopefuls on the campaign trail 2016. roll tape, tape rollers. ♪ >> coming up this week on the campaign trail 2016, hillary clinton returns to alaska, but what did her husband say to her after reading holly madison's new book "down the rabbit hole." >> he says to me i had no idea how bad it was. >> plus, can chris christie abstain from playing angry birds while at work or did his iphone stop working long ago? >> you are not going to have to wonder if i can do it or not. it doesn't even try to pretend to work anymore >> finally bobby jindal, does he think the next president should be able to east 100 white castle burgers in one sitting. >> it is time to say what
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earlier this week ariana grande licked some doughnuts in a shop and said she hated america. >> she later burned the american flag while eating a live puppy. i kid, she apologized. >> i apologize for my poor choice of words and for my behavior. seeing how ugly it looks when you behave a certain way makes
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you want to never behave that way again. >> other than the affleck garner divorce it was the biggest news of the week. to discuss it seemed fitting i call in a really big guest. 6'7" tall and weighing 360 pounds, please welcome t and a impact wrestling star and my squash partner tie russ. >> my guy. >> oh, goodness. >> i got you. >> oh. i got you. >> i am going to put you sgloun i have a little vertigo. >> how are you doing? >> i'm tremendous. please sit. >> i'm such big fan. >> i'm a little fan of you. >> that was very funny. in order to do the show, you asked me and said we had to talk about ariana grande. i didn't know you were a big fan? >> actually i'm not a big fan but i am a big fan of the apology. >> you like the apology.
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>> i'm a big fan of saying something and not knowing you are being recorded and when you get caught you do an apology. >> yes. >> in her case it was written for her but her publicist. we are going to send this, i got this, i'll handle it. anytime i have ever told a lie or got busted i never know what to do with my hands either. i'm sorry. i'm human. >> she had a great manicure. >> i have stuff in my throat. i'm hurt. every time i hurt i point out that a i'm hurt. of course now she can't sing because of the wisdom teeth. not the foot in the mouth syndrome because it takes six to eight weeks to get that foot t out. >> she doesn't have wisdom tooth. are we harsh. she is 22. when someone is famous at 22 they are usually jerks because we make them in to jerks, right? >> the point is you can be a
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jerk, but be a jerk. i hate americans, yeah, i said it. what, i have a new song called i hate americans, buy it. the licking the doughnuts thing, what was that about. as a doughnut licker myself, she was being sneaky but she doesn't want to talk about that. >> i thought doughnut licker was a euphemism from slang dictionary. on friday the confederate flag was lowered from the grounds of the south carolina state house where it had been floen flown 50 years this after the flag's removal was demanded following the massacre. a lot of people were happy about this. as a black man. >> yes. with. >> were you overjoyed? >> thrilled. it was over. my whole life changed. >> credit got better, three job interviews next week. the confederate flag being gone.
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lordy, celebrate. i hasn't thought of the confederate flag ever. i'm not going to do any press but forecast talk stieks again. the flag. it had to be the flag. come on. it's a flag. it's a flag. what about the "dukes of hazzard," they pulled it off of tv land. >> if you are going to pull dux of hazard off tv land, pull it off that boss hog is always eating food, grease all over thiz face, never walks and kids see it is okay to be chubby and mean. rosco had a speech imped and inappropriate relationship with the dog and datzcy never wore pants. that's the stuff that bothered me. i remember as a kid watching that was racist. the smartest guy on the show was the black sheriff. so racist. get out of there. >> good point. i want to get to the last topic.
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i need to know your opinion. according to a study two-thirds of women don't like or flat out hate the man bun hair cut. like the one on this dope. i see this everywhere. >> as a man who has a man beard, why are we labelling stuff? it is stupid. he's a man, his hair is in a bun. you don't have to say man bun. whoever thought of that is a moron. i wish nothing but bad things to happen to them. i stand by that statement 110%. can i have that, please. >> sure. >> you guys remember when i said that stuff about man buns, i'm sorry. i don't know what you wrote -- oh, i articulated those words inappropriately. i actually love man buns, and last week was saying to my friends how i wish i had a man bun but i don't because i have
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a -- mohawk. which is down because i have my hat on. i can't grow a man bun. >> you can't. >> please accept my apology. >> thank you, tyrus, stick around. when we come back, correct my mistakes but first it's. >> olympic hopefuls. >> it is only two years away and tonight we are looking at water frisbee, a new entry in the olympics. those out there happen to be good friends of mine. i met them at a club med vacation.
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let's check our facts with our opinion editor, kathryn kent. how did we do tonight, kathryn? >> you said that ariana grande needs a wisdom tooth because she could use some more wisdom. >> yes. >> great joke. great joke, greg. i can't believe nobody laughed at that. it was so good. so good. >> you're supposed to critique the facts, not jokes that don't work. >> the fact is, it wasn't fair. it didn't get the reaction it deserved. gavin, did you say white people deserve credit for ending slavery? >> yeah. >> oh, boy.
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oh, boy. >> we started it. we ended it. you're welcome. >> i think the internet just exploded. i don't even know what to do today. this is the day they have been waiting for all of their lives. >> sorry. >> if you want to get mad at someone for using slavery, take it up with brazil. we barely had any. >> i'll write that down. take it up with brazil. if you have any contact information for brazil, let me know. i have to say something about the blonde girl was that on the couch. joanne, she stole your dress. kennedy, she stole your glasses and probably doesn't even need them to see. after the show, she'll get some forearm and hand tattoos because some people just try way too hard to be cool. yeah. and also, we talked about man buns forever, but nobody made a butt joke. so you guy carbonneas really mi opportunity there. >> so you're saying my joke about wisdom teeth was bad, but
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we should have made a joke about butts? >> yeah. >> that's kind of a contradiction in my world. >> is it? no, it's not. i'm just trying to give your viewers what they want. >> really? that's what they want? >> more butts. >> more butts? >> yes. >> all right. anything else? >> no. that's it. back to you, greg. >> you didn't like my trump monologue? >> you know, it was all right. it was all right. you seem really into donald trump one way or another. but i'm a libertarian. so as you know, we all just end up voting for ourselves anyway. >> that's true. >> i'm not really paying too much attention. >> or just sleeping in because you were high the night before. all right. thanks, kathryn. that was mildly entertaining. more stuff when we come back. but first, a word from our sponsor. tonight's show is sponsored by matt damon's ponytail. did you know matt damon's ponytail is fluent in eight languages and volunteers at soup kitchens on the weekends? it's true. it's true. thanks, matt damon's ponytail.
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finally tonight, a helpful video. the annual running of the bulls took place this week in spain, which is somewhere near tokyo. but because this is a family show, we realize sometimes it can be difficult to explain such a violent event to children. we thought we'd help out some concerned parents out there with some explanation. behold our latest installment of "news for kids." >> so what is the running of the bulls and why does it happen? well, throughout history, there have been many times when what began as a good idea turns out horribly. like communism or miley cyrus. this event began years ago when one man realized he could cut his commute in half if he were chased by a large animal. this genius idea soon led to the annual tradition of man versus nature. it takes place every year in a city called pamplona, which in spanish means gathering of
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idiots. six beasts are released into a crowd, sending the streets into chaos. chaos is something stupid people call a good time. but the fun inevitably comes to an end when the runners are trampled and gored by the bull. gored means to be stuck with a horn or arguing with someone over climate change. nowadays the purpose of running with the bulls is so you can brag to your friends at a bar that you did the running of the bulls. historians say this tradition will continue as long as people are dumb enough to do it, in other words, forever. and that is "news for kids." >> i think we learned a lot today. >> that was a wake-up call. >> it was. thanks to tom roguin, kennedy, ti joanne, and the liberal panel. i love you, mark.
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♪ i'm bret baier in for chris wallace. world powers race against the clock for an iran nuclear deal. >> tough decisions don't get made, we are absolutely prepared to call an end to this process. >> now, a new deadline, as the u.s. and iran attempt to set aside their differences. will congress try to sink a bad deal? we'll discuss with senate majority leader mitch mcconnell. it's a fox news sunday exclusive. hillary clinton faces critics on the left and the right. >> at least bernie sanders calls himself a socialist. >> we sit down with two candidates making a run for the
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