talk to your doctor about januvia today. facebook.com/the kelly file or twitter @megan kelly. >> so, i realize the secret the to your long term success is having only one name so i'm going to lose my last name but i need a right first how about greg a tron? >> no. >> how about gregaldo? >> no. >> llg force? >> no. >> how about this. greg and kelly? >> no. >> how about greg o'reilly? >> no. >> g dog? >> no. >> grape nuts? >> no. >> how about good andfullity? >> now you're naming food. >> i guess you're right. should i grow a mustache? >> why don't you just get the [

bleep ] out of here? >> he's in trouble. >> he sounds great. >> i'm not that impressed. i don't feel that there's a vision. >> but it's embarrassing to me. >> it doesn't make sense and it doesn't look like it would fly but you never know. ♪ >> hi, i'm greg gutfeld. thank you for not watching lifetime. tonight on the show, a grand day mouth and a gran day hate for america and question, is life in prison too grande where are ariana grande. and someone shamed out of a job. but first, donald tump in republicans, is it a major made

in heaven or a love triangle? >> joining me tonight, he's so bright, it's tom rogen. >> she's back on the couch because applebee's fired her for stealing cheesy bread, jo anna i have a theory. what's happening to the republican party? well, mommy and daddy are fighting. they're doing it in public in front of the kids like a pair of hair pulling drunks and the dems are laughing it up. >> i watch jeb bush. he's a joke on immigration. >> they have called you a yorod clown. >> he's repeating himself.

i'm like done on this. >> to make these extraordinarily ugly kind of comments is not reflective of the republican party. >> hillary clinton is trying to paint all republicans with mr. trump's response. >> i think you said something that has brought people who are frustrated about immigration systems to light, but he also said it in a way that's going to kill my party. >> so instead of solidifying a unified the front, the republicans have an ugly tiff that exposes their two weaknesses nature they're worried about losing the hispanic vote and they're scared to tick off the populous. it's the kind of riff hillary needs to win. do we really need that? [ laughing ] . >> her laugh is a national trash, but the latest ties with

trump, the sky. the faa is renaming three navigation coordination points above palm beach international airport that were once named in honor of the man. the airport departure routs. not only can't these people spell. they now say they prefer noncontroversial names. here's my situation, you suck, you're wimps. super jerk cases. what's snnext? >> should donald duck be removed from disney plant? and what of the trumpeter swan in fire, we have to ban fire. too closely associated with you're fired. see? the rabble love collecting scalps rather than solving

problems. this is what america does best, phony action disguised as brave stances. we find fake justice and pointless outrage. it's why we have sanctuary cities for lawbreakers and blame a flag for murder. >> welcome to the show. i watch your show every sunday. >> it's a great show. >> you're the only one without a drip. if you were the head of the rnc, how would you handle trump in would you try to work him in or push him out? >> there's no question, they have to allow him a platform to be challenged on because the simple fact is the populous narrative that he's been able to build, the appeal he's getting that's reflected in the polling data is something that is

unavoidable. if they try to push him, that won't address the issues. it makes it more likely he runs on a third party ticket, it says we have a lot of broad party. a lot of candidates don't agree with what he's saying in immigration, and there are alternatives, and that punctures the democratic attacks. >> that's the thing that scares me. i'm concerned when your adversaries actually are delighted by your candidate. when they see donald they say please, more donald. jon stewart was overjoyed when he decided to run. >> but they're smug, spoiled brats who thinks that someone isn't ashamed of himself, he must be a bafoon. trump is sick of pretending illegals are american people. it's rattling nonvoters out of

the polls. he's not going to actually become president. he's a snowplow that's paving the way and at the last second he moves out and boom, ted cruz, president of the united states. >> does donald trump know he's doing this. >> logic will dictate. he can pretend he's going to be the high school president who shows up with the sunglasses and the two babes and we elect him. you that's never going to happen. eventually people will say the party's over. and he'll say what? >> that's an intriguing depiction. as a future trump wife, you have a biassed opinion, i would assume. >> yes. yes. go trump. no, i think i'm kind of with the rest of america when i believe that the media is u turning this race into the amazing race. it's turning into a reality tv show, ultimately and every reality tv show needs their

villain, and the audience loves the villain. as you'll see with the polling, he's doing very well. people like it. it's for ratings but ultimately the villain never wins. they get far but doesn't. the audience wants to see whoever has the best branding like jeb bush win or the underdog like marco rubio. >> here's the thing that bothers me. trump is a friend. he takes offense against criticism on the basis of personal relationships so when somebody criticizes him, he takes it personally and he rips you apart no matter who you are. and they're all on the same team. how is that helpful? >> look, trump enjoys it. i think you're right about that. that's how you challenge him. you say on the debate flat form, you say you're about immigration reform but get mexico to build a wall and if they don't, we'll put tariffs. say what will that do.

ultimately as much as people enjoy the populous debate, elections are serious business. the great advantage that republicans have in being able to counterbalance that, is that whatever republicans think about donald trump, they don't want hillary clinton to be the president of the united states. >> no, i don't like what you're saying. donald trump put mexico at the forefront of this election. other elections we waste our time with irrelevant stuff. now that immigration is at the front, the gop can say we don't want jeb rub bow, aka, mexico to be the president. we want cruz. >> the sanctuary city debate is being lost now because the trump narrative, as i said, kind of stupid comments like build a wall or bomb the oil fields. this is not sensible. you can make the reasonable argument because of what's happening. but i think the democrats will

say all republicans are cartoonish reveling in this adventure he has. >> did trump help create this debate or is he hurting the debate? >> no one knew what sanctuary cities were last year. >> i did. >> it's your zwrjob. now people are saying what? there's little -- i was never told about this. thank you, don. >> aren't you scottish? >> yes. genetically. >> you're an immigrant. >> i was born in england. my parents are scottish, and i don't talk about it every two minutes like rubio does. i'm assimilated. i don't even say aboot anymore. >> but you still wear the tarten tie. i find it offensive. >> we were oppressed for 700

bloody years. >> my father, i'm in the no mad, irish catholic american. >> i think i created a bit of a riff. the mtv is promoting a new documentary called white people saying it challenges whiteness and addresses racial bias through honest dialogue. will it be fair? as a black lesbian, i hope so. >> you say the wrong then, and suddenly you are a racist. >> i'm trying to be careful here. >> i don't want to offend people. >> i feel like you guys are attacking me. >> if i bring up any sort of race issue with my parents they assume i'm demeanizing them. >> i can't tell if it's fair or not based on that clip but that hasn't stopped me before. the documenttarian is an illegal immigrant which makes him an expert on whites. all right. i was talking about

self-loathing at the top of the show. is mtv feeding into this? did you audition in i know you did for 16 and pregnant. >> no. this is mtv. can you get more white than mt sfl and this illegal immigrant who is hosting the show needs to check his american privilege. because the fact that you are doing a documentary on something as frivolous as white privilege when you could be doing it on immigration. it's absurd. >> i agree. >> i hate this. one thick i find tedious and it's a big issue in washington. this narrative is very political correctness, white privilege. nbc did a piece on holocaust survivors survivoring because they were white. it's so insipid and boring.

>> it passes intellectual thought. >> the white subjects will fall prey to the stock holmes syndrome and confess their evilness. >> they should be ashamed of buildings, cars, cleaner air and water and all the horrible, all the horrible things white people have done. they should be ashamed of themselves. >> that's a great point. i want to bring in our liberal panel. i'm sure you're happy there's a show devoted to white people and how bad they are. >> i'm just happy white people are finally being represented on mtv. it's been a long struggle for us but finally we've made it. >> that's true. any thoughts on donald trump? >> i think he's a great man and i support him 100%. if anyone understands illegal immigrations, it's a man who employs hundreds of them. >> he says he claims he doesn't. >> i'm going to take him at his

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the summer of shame has claimed many victims. the confederate flag, donald trump's businesses, the ten commandments, my fat albert dvds, and now a scientist, sir tim hunt. he studies the human cells. he's worked on cancer studies but he had to resign after someone tweeted a part of a speech that he had made. it made it look like he was a sexist pig instead of quoting the entire quote. dr. hunt had to go. if we're going to advance science, we can't do it without one of the most brilliant minds.

are you okay with this? shunning great minds to appease fragile feelings? time to ask the social justice league. i'm joined by our own katherine, the always socially correct, and the always sensitive gavin. i just want to read, katherine, they tweeted the partial quote which is the scientist said let me tell you about my trouble with girls. three things happen when they're in the lab. they fall in love with you and you they cry. what they left out was well seriously to point out that he's kidding. impressed with the economic development of korea and women scientists played without a doubt he was actually pointing out the

sexism in men. but does that matter? should he lose his career? >> well, you know, he did some kind of important things like research that has advanced curing cancer, but if anybody ever says, you know, people are overreacting when they say pc police is going too far, we need to throw this at them. if anyone asked me if i wanted more research for curing cancer or have them be more politically correct? i would think that was not even a relevant question at all. >> i don't know. couldn't a sexist joke be as deadly as cancer? >> it could be. >> it could hurt your feelings and drive you to self-mutilation. >> and the awful feelings can cause stress and that can cause cancer. he could be causing for cancer than he is curing. >> that's right. she stumbled on to the reason he

would be fired. >> brilliant people are awful in social situations usually. they don't have to be. i would rather them be smart in their field than smart telling a joke. they're awful at it. give him a pass. >> i shy away from doctors with bedside manners. i want -- >> you're not autistic enough. >> i want a guy shouting at me and not afraid to tell me what those warts really are. what's always the case, people seeking the scalps are never as accomplished as their victims. >> the demand for this sexism and racism and ageism is so huge and the supply is to limited that the second they get even the inkling of a baton, they go got it, let's go. and they go and you're like that's not a baton, that's die in a, boom. >> his name is sir tim hunt.

by being called the sir, he's already sexist. let's go to our liberal panel. i'll get you love the fact that they got rid of this white male from the research of cancer and he's now unemployed. >> i oppose sexist scientists, yes, greg. i oppose christian scientists too. i oppose sexism. would you like it if i stood up and talked about your butt all show long? >> i would like it. >> you have a nice buttocks. >> thank you. >> there are some positive things about mobs. another word for mob, parade. >> that's true. >> parades are nice. mobs are nice. >> you know what? that is a perfect transition for the next story. we now pause for -- moment of intolerance. i hate parades but i love winners. especially women who win with

authority which is why i saluted the parade that saluted the u.s. women's soccer team. i live in a city that holds a parade every weekend celebrating any microidentity you can think of not because of a chicabig achievement but because it's their day. i hate those parades. should parades only be held for people who achieve something rather than being something. you should. a parade should only be for doing, not breathing. meeting athletes, the military, astronauts and talk show hosts with great pecks should have parades. >> i apologize to all the parading microgroups if i offended them in any way. i was ignorant of our emotional well being and i will try harder in the future to curb my white privilege. joanne, you said they don't

deserve a parade because it's just soccer. get married. >> yeah. i did say that. but it was after i took the candy that gavin offered me. i'm feeling a little off. i hate pratarades as well. you have to walk down and around. law enforcement don't like parades. we're constantly on terror alert in new york. let's give them more jobs today, and then littering. >> what is up with that? >> you should do a segment, what's up with that? >> it's great. >> gavin, i think parades are great if you reward achievement. >> this is a first. i always have my idea ready and my idea for this was that it's patronizing to give them the parade. good job, girls, you played soccer. but you're right.

the mondays parade, the hairdresser parade. it's not easy winning a soccer match. you changed my mind. that's rare. >> that makes me feel good about myself. i think when we refuse to differentiate between being and doing, katherine, we create a weird, aimless generation, a class of odd feels who feel you should be famous for being you and that's what's causing all our problems in the world. >> yeah, people try to think of a thing that makes them interesting so they can have a parade to go to because nobody really likes parades unless it's about you. i guess people kind of convince themselves they like parades. >> i always like it when people say they went to parade and didn't realize what the parade is and then they're shocked with men without pants marching. >> i'm proud of being an albino. >> i congratulate the women's soccer team. i enjoy the game. it's better than male soccer.

90% of male soccer is men on the ground pretending to be injured. the women get hit in the face and keep playing. >> soccer is another thing i think people convince themselves they like. >> maybe so. like kale. >> i love tennis and the wimbledon final, and many of the women were asked about all the grunting that happens during matches, but i didn't think it was bad at all. you tell me. [ animal grunting ] >> i barely noted, katherine. >> uncomfortable. >> it could be the dress. >> up next, my political debate

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it's time for the debate or what we like to call, it's a debate with a preordained win r winner, me. this is my show. if it's a debate, i'm going to

win it even if i'm wrong because it's my show. tonight's topic, too many candidates on the gop field. it's bigger and scarier than the duggars. i say the candidate tsunami is going to help the republican's chance of winning in 2016. the brand is diluted. why can't we have a coronation like the democrats. they get we hind their candidate early and push them. instead the republicans fill up a bus and call it progress. kennedy disagrees. she's a host of a show named after her on the fox business network. she's a great person. it makes me sad i'll going to have to crush her like a bug. kennedy, i would argue we have all these candidates. it is now 16 of them. it elevates hillary's stature. he's one. they are many.

>> and she's been spraying with them and they're multiplying at night. i think this is fantastic, because i'm an independent and i love a little bit of political chaos. if i were a republican, the way i would be looking at this is go ahead and make the franken pupally can. take the best parts of each candidate, and you can really, they call it best practices in the corporate world but in politics it's emotional foo thievery. take the best parts of each candidate and make the murl. >> that would be like me mixing flavors of ice creme and put it together and then vomit because it tastes terrible. >> or it could be like you making bbq sauce and using honey and mustard powder and apple cider vinegar. >> it's not that way at all.

>> it is. and that's how we need it to be. naked people running to the fields, tearing off each other's clothes, blood on their faces eating turkey legs. >> that's not part of this debate that i'm winning. when you talk to people, eni do. i go out and talk to real people every day. they want fewer choices. they don't want 14. they just want, you know when you try to get a phone plan, your eyes glaze over when they give you options. >> you know where else they don't have options? north korea. that's working out great for them. people in north korea on average are four inches taller than you. they're tiny people -- >> i know i'm winning this debate when you have to go after my height, keb nnedy. we're about the same height. >> that's not true.

>> the public doesn't know that. >> the same or the tors. >> hillary, if she wanted to plan an election cycle, she would say i want donald trump and obscure governors that just came in recently, jim gill mother. that would be the best challenge for her because she doesn't have to answer them. she's above them. she is snow white and they're the 17 dwarves. >> here's the thing with her. as she is atrophying, as she's on her royal highness. she's a horrible campaigner. over within that, even with the horrible cnn interview, you have a front runner like jeb bush who says stupid things. he's not taking the best aspects

from chris christie, i don't think there are very many and rand paul and senator cruz and all these other people in the race. >> rand paul's perm? >> why wouldn't you use that? >> it's always wet. how does that happen? >> have you ever watched coming to america in. >> it's unnerving to me. i don't know. i don't theories and i think you're wrong. >> here's what you do and this is not the first time this has been put forward. no you have to have a round robin tournament where half of the field is eliminated immediately and have several quick brutal cuts until down to four but the republican party is not bold enough to do that. if they were, i think people would applaud. >> i'll give you that last word because i'm confident i wont. that debate is over and i'm the victor once again.

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garner divorce, it was the biggest news of the week. to discuss it, i'm calling in a very tough guest. please welcome wrestling super star and my squash partner. my guy. >> oh, goodness. >> oh my gosh. i have a little vertigo. thank you. thank you. >> how are you doing? >> i'm tremendous. >> i'm such a big fan of you. >> i'm a little fan of you. >> ha ha. >> that was very funny. >> in order to do the show you asked me and said we had to talk about ariana grande. i didn't know you were a big fan. >> i'm not but i am a big fan of the apology. >> you liked the apology? >> i'm a big fan of saying something and not knowing you're

being recorded and then when you get caught, you do an apology. in her case fit was written by publicist. any time i've been busted, i never know what to do with my hands either. what you didn't see, i just, i'm sorry. i'm human. >> but she had a great man cure. >> yes, eni have stuff in my throat, and i'm hurt. and now she can't sing because of the wisdom teeth. not the foot in the mouth syndrome. >> that's true. she does need a wisdom tooth. >> she had both out. >> are we too harsh on her? she's 22. usually we make them into jerks when they're famous at 22. >> you can be a jerk but be a jerk. i hate america. yeah, i said it.

got a new song called i hate america y. buy it. but when you say that, and then licking the donuts? what's that about. she doesn't want to talk about that. >> i thought donut licker was a euphemism from urban dictionary. >> you might have just recorded that. >> i want to move onto the next topic because i know you feel strongly about this. on friday the confederate flag was lowered from the south carolina state house where it has been flown for more than 50 years. this after elected officials in both parties voted for the flag removal following a massacre. a lot of people happy about this. as a black man, were you happy? >> thrilled. it was over. credit got better. the confederate flag being gone. >> i haven't thought about it

ever. when he did what he did, the last thing i thought was the flag. it was the flag. it had to be the flag. >> right. >> the flag. >> it's the flag. >> what about the dukes of has za hazard. >> if you're going to pull it, pull it because boss hog never food and never walks so all the heavy kids are seeing it's okay to be heavy and mean. and rosco had a speech impediment and an inappropriate relationship with a dog and daisy never wore pants. i remember watching it and thinkings it was racist, how the white guys were always running from the sheriff. >> such a good point. i need to know your opinion. according to a recent study nearly two-thirds of women

either don't like or hate the man bun haircut like the one on this guy. i see this everywhere. where do you stand on this issue? >> as a man with a man beard. why are we labeling stuff? it's stupid. it's a man bun. it's stupid. he's a man and his hair is in a bun. it's just a bun. i stand by that statement 110%. can i have that, please? >> sure. >> do you guys remember when i said that stuff about man buns? i'm sorry. i don't know what you wrote. oh, i articulated those words inappropriately. i actually love man buns, and actually last week was saying to my friends how i wish i had a man bun but i don't because i have a mohawk.

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let's check our facts with our opinion editor, katherine. how did we do tonight, katherine? >> you said that ariana grande needs a wisdom tooth because she could use more wisdom. great joke. i can't believe nobody laughed at that. >> you're supposed to critique the facts. >> the fact is it wasn't fair. it didn't get the reaction it deserved. >> gavin, did you say white people deserve credit for ending

slavery? . >> yeah. >> we started it and ended it and you're welcome. >> and the internet just exploded. they don't know what to do. this is the day they've been waiting for for their whole lives. >> sorry. >> if you want to get mad at someone using slavery, take it up with brazil. we barely had any. >> i'll write that down. i have to say something about the blond girl that was on the couch also earlier. joanne, she stole your dress, kennedy, she stole your glasses and i bet she doesn't need them to see. i wouldn't be surprised if she's going to go get a bunch of forearm and hand tattoos because some people try way too hard to be cool. >> that makes sense. >> and also we talked about man buns forever but nobody made a butt joke, so you guys really missed an opportunity there so -- >> basically you're saying any joke about wisdom teeth was bad

but we should have made a joke about butts? >> yep. >> that's kind of a contradiction in my world. >> no. it's not. i'm just trying to give your viewers what they want. >> really? that's what they want? >> more butt. >> more butts. all right. anything else? >> no. that's it. back to you, fwrgreg. >> didn't like any trump monologue? >> it was all right. you seem really into donald trump. i'm a lib libb tib ra trarn. so we just vote for ourselves. >> first a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's show was sponsored by matt damon's ponytail. did you know it's fluent in over six languages and volunteers in soup kitchens.

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>> finally tonight a helpful video. the annual running of the bulls happening in spain but because this is a family show, we realize sometimes it's difficult to explain such a violent event to children. we thought we'd help out some concerned parents out there with some explanation. behold our latest installment of news for kids. >> so, what is the running of the bulls and why does it happen? well, throughout history, there have been many times when what began as a good idea turned out horribly like communism or miley cyrus. this event began years ago when one man realized he could cut his commute in half if he were chased by a large animal. this soon led to this tradition. this happens in a city that means the gathering of idiots.

six beasts are released and sends the streets into the chaos. chaos is something stupid people call a good time. the good times come to an end when people are gored with a horn. and so despite the risk of death, idiots return year after year. nowadays the purpose of running with the bulls is so you can brag with your friend at a bar that you did it. histo historians say this will happen as long as people are stupid enough to keep coming. in other words, forever. >> this was a wake up call. wake up america. thanks to all our guests. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america.

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