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it is a recipe for disaster. >> why do we even listen to him? >> and people are on the streets you talk to them, they're baffled. they're bewildered. >> i'm deeply disappointed in him as a person. >> should we be ready for something really crazy from him? ♪ >> thank you for not watching american ninja warrior. tonight on the show, the crowd turns on trump over what he said about john mccain. are the poll numbers going to turn on him, too? the pope, was he wrong to call out capitalism? yes. i'll debate with father jonathan morrison and leave him a defeated husk of man.
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later, true detective. why the season tanks and you should quit now before causing yourself any further pain. but first, you had me at mohammed. mohammad youssuf abdulazeez murdered five service men in tennessee. a son of a boston police captain was arrested. the apartment was full of bomb supplies and jihadi crap. maybe he's a genie. just weeks ago, british think bomb and a man bun blamed the tunisia terrorist attack on britain. medically speaking, he's a [ bleep ]. but all this makes me worry about terrorist spread with the apoll gists. the west is not just fighting terrorists but brand. isis gets free pr from those at a safe distance from isis and
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further from evil you are, the more likely you'll build it. we report but we don't counter. instead our media suffers from abis. or anything but islam sin dome. one symptom, asking moronic question. >> was guns a big part of activity, social or other activity? >> was what? >> what about guns? did he hunt? did he shoot? i mean, was that just sort of small town tennessee activity? >> actually, he wasn't one of the guys that i ever heard about, you know, going hunting or -- he wasn't really that kind of guy but he also didn't really tell a lot of people about his personal life. >> anything but islam syndrome. so infectious it presents itself before the victims are even buried. >> majority of these domestic terrorism incidents are not islam or muz lick related but
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white supremacy. >> thank you for that. let's be clear. not everyone launching terror attacks named mohammed is muslim. >> know that what the name sounds like we don't know it's a muslim name. it's an arabic name. >> so, of course, we hear stories that explain the shooter as families of five young men bury the victim. their killer was young, good looking, afaffable. a boxer. we didn't need a story to explain america or ourselves. the success spoke itself. now an industry of self loathing from campus to media to entertainment, egged on by a white house that finds such nationalistic language hurtful. identity is only to be lauded if it's yours but not ours. how can you fight for your country when you find your country at fault? you can't.
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until we rediscover our will and our way our story won't have a happy ending. just a bloody one. joining me to discuss this and other things is a man so tough he flosses with barbed wire, retired lieutenant tony schafer. senior fellow at the london center for policy research. so, tony, here's the thing that disturbs me about isis. this is a death cult that has better pr than america. it's like as if charlie manson was represented by donald draper. >> it is. >> this is just a new thing? >> no. this is the president recently said these are unfortunate circumstances. gee, i don't remember anybody saying the nazi occupation of europe was an unfortunate circumstance. it was something to be dealt with. and this passive language the president uses continues to embolden these folks. language, you know, president all worried about the symbo
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symbololo symbolology. he's right. first, you have to define the enemy for who they are. radical islam. you have to actually put yourself forward to show you're a force to be reckoned instead of a force to basically say, you know, we just -- if we're just more kind to you, you'll understand we mean you no harm. he doesn't understand they're out to kill not only our way of life if not us and then if you don't subjugate yourself, you are sub human and enslaved to do their bidding. it is beyond any realm of understanding i understand. >> here's what i -- my big question to you is how do we counter this message? i feel like -- it's not just the white house. it's almost as though we as a country so ambivalent about who we are we don't bother defending ourselves against these -- this
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kind of new radical movement. just from a historical point of view. >> isis stands for everything we don't stand for. they're trying to subjugate people that don't believe the way they do. that's the first amendment. freedom of religion and speech. women, greg, you know, the president puts himself out there as the liberal side of how they defend the women, this war on women, my goodness, isis has a war on women. they rape them. they do everything they can to make them chat l. we had a battle of gays marriage. they're thrown off of buildings to their death. stand on the principles of the nation as defined as what we believe is part of a liberal democracy. secondly, ralph and i have been talking over the weekend you must go after the leadership, isis leadership, with immunity. >> before the panel, who's ralph? >> ralph peters.
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>> mentioned to ralph. >> ralph peters. i'm sorry. lieutenant colonel ralph peters. >> i'm going -- never had a guest go i was talking to ralph. >> my imaginary friend. he is right here behind me. >> i love him. great guy. here's the guests here in studio, tough as nails and not the lee press on kind, it's amber smith, former helicopter pilot. he's so bright i use him to treat my seasonal affect disorder. and she just woke up, over somewhere else in another room, she's so tart, grapefruit has her for breakfast. okay, while i was talking to the colonel, michael, i saw you shaking your head so much i thought you were having a fit. >> it's a stroke. i don't agree with his hillary clinton position. we have been through the stance
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before with the cold war with an empire trying to destroy us and ronald reagan and margaret thatcher defeated the soviets without a single shot. if the first priority is genocide, we can do other things before killing everyone. we don't have to be bombing people to persuade them. if the president can't persuade half of america to agree with him, how will he persuade people in iraq and syria? >> what do you think of this clearly of a communist on the seat? >> exactly. no. my thing is to as what you said, why do we not have our pr machine on our side? what i'm sick and tired of seeing is them almost doing isis propaganda for them. refusing to acknowledge it as radical islamic terrorism, refuse to say that this shooter that just killed five marines is muslim, like that's an absolute joke. can we quit saying the poor terrorists? and making excuses for them. as they were -- they had a bad upbringing or a bad childhood
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and poor and don't have jobs. maybe that's why they're terrorists. terrorists because they're blood tlirty barbarians and pure evil. that's why they're terrorists. >> so basically, implying you don't think they're evil. >> speaking on behalf of pure evil, in the same way to give advice to women like don't get drunk and go down the alleyway, you're not ab solving a rapist. we can do things that's not visiting homicide on us. >> i don't think not acknowledging the problem and continuing to push this sort of passive society as in we're just going to sit back while our american service men and women -- >> bombing people every day. >> can't defend themselves every day. yeah. they're not allowed to arm themselves on any sort of u.s. military installation. >> that's an interesting point to bring joann in on this. the fact we're sitting in a nice air conditioned studio and say whatever we want about gun control surrounded by guys with
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guys. whereas these recruitment offices are sitting ducks which is what we saw. >> yeah. definitely something i think our administration needs to look at and our administration also just needs to work on the words they're using. hillary clinton said recently, senseless act of violence. we're using domestic terrorism. but the thing is it's not senseless to the people who did it. there was a very specific reason for them doing what they did. it is an ideology that is now really infiltrating the country. and we need to call it what it is like amber said in order for us to really begin solving the problem. >> yeah. it's interesting to me, too. horrific criminals more indicative of a societial problem than others. one might represent a broader racist culture after committing a crime. one could be a lone wolf and choosing a lone wolf and what isn't a lone wolf. i find that equally disturbing.
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now it is time for our we weekly -- bucket of trump. like a mob witness in the east river, donald trump rose to the top of the fold among gop candidates. reportedly drew a crowd of 50,000 in arizona but then arizona senator john mccain called that crowd a bunch of crazies so donald trump did his thing asked about john mccain this weekend in iowa. >> frank, frank, let me get to it. he hit me. he's not a war hero. >> he's a war hero. >> because he was captured. i like people that weren't captured. okay? i hate to tell you. >> do you agree with that? >> he's a war hero because he was captured. okay? i believe perhaps he's a war hero but right now he said some very bad things about a lot of people acandidates condemn trump's remark on twitter so fast they almost broke the sound barrier. shortly after the firestorm started, trump said capture odd
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nor the, all our soldiers are heroes. back with our panel and adding the oddly bearded comedian joe devito. >> nice to be the tallest person on the panel. >> very sweet. i wanted to go to the veterans first. to talk about what trump had to say but i wanted to -- let geese to joann. you will be his future ex-wife. >> yes. >> did he just destroy his chances? >> i think so. one thing i love more thannal mony paints is supporting the veterans. he didn't. after coming off of obama and people said i feel like he didn't support the military, he never said anything like that. even backtracking, it is out there. >> almost a comedy central roast insult. like if senator mccain being roasted on comedy central,
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that's the joke. only a hero because you are captured but you don't say it because he is a hero. colonel schafer, you are, obviously, a veteran. what do you make of this? what is your initial response? >> john mccain actually was on a fire team fighting a fire in the forest and shooting off aircraft carriers and in zones full of migs and shot down. in afghanistan, we were still? an area of afghanistan drawing fire. so by all measures i'm aware of, he is a hero. >> amber, you were a pilot. in afghanistan and iraq. >> i was. >> how do you think the troops handle this kind of comment from donald trump? by the way, on facebook says he's a huge supporter of veterans and, you know, he feels that mccain's let veterans down with the v.a. and disrespect. blah blah blah. >> no. this was pure ego right here. that's all that it was. and i don't care what you think
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about john mccain's political career and what he's done. he was a prisoner of war for five years in vietnam. he's an american hero. he selflessly served his country honorably. for trump to say he could have take higher road and said what i just said, but instead he decided to go after him for his service to his country. and to me, all this shows is how donald trump feels about america's veterans and our current military and to me that's not the commander in chief material. >> you know, it is interesting, joe. he i believe defended john kerry people going after his military service saying they shouldn't be discussed. do you think it's because trump has no filter? i mean, but that is kind of a problem. >> yeah. i think not just that but he exists in a universe where there's donald trump and then everything else. he doesn't really relate to anything that's not donald trump too well and so worried about
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who's taken prisoner in a war, maybe not use marching nazis in the promotional material. >> he is not going to be in charge of the galaxy. he's -- it's time. the fun show is over. >> let's show that again if we can. >> frank, frank, let me get to him. he's not a war hero. he is a war hero. he is because he was captured. i like people that with respect captured. okay? i hate to tell you. >> do you agree with that? >> he is a war hero because he was captured. okay? you can have -- i believe perhaps he's a war hero. right now he said some very bad things about a lot of people. >> reminds me of a comedian stepping over the line and you just lose the crowd. >> for people in a country they shouldn't be and don't get captured is illegal immigrant. i'm glad he flip flopped back. trump is terrified he's leading in the polls and just wants to be on tv and doesn't want to be
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in the oval office. >> i thought he was going to get a tv show after this. maybe he might not. i have a theory this is donald trump whenever anybody criticizes him, he takes it as disloyalty and surround himself with those that agree with him and then in this position. does that make any sense? >> that's exactly what i'm thinking. everyone is done with trump and disappointed because there's one thing i want to know from him, how do you get that kind of delusional self esteem? right? that must make life so fun. how would you ever be sad? i would love to walk around feeling so good about myself that i thought that i could make fun of or slam someone saying they're not good of a war hero because they were captured and only battle i was involved in is
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selling the best tie. >> he had a deferment. >> no matter what happens to trump, he is never going to be sad. i think that he should change and become a therapist for people with low self esteem and teach them how to believe in themselves. >> he could really, really help me out. the thing is we are making fun of trump because we consider him less sophisticated than other politicians but he isn't. he might be too honest and reckless but i don't see how you can get out of this. >> i think that's what people liked about trump. he is going to say what everybody else is thinking and what we like about him. he tells it like it is. but don't go after america's veterans. how, like, dumb do you have to be? that is political suicide right there. >> yeah. by the way, we tape this show -- what time? saturday evening so a lot of --
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might have been changes since then. if this is dated because it is. that's what happens when you tape a show. the rnc statement, senator mccain is an american hero because he served his country and sacrificed more than most can imagine. there's no place in our country for those that disparage those that served honestly. donald trump i take it gave the rnc the open door to go in and say enough. >> yeah. >> you have had your fun. >> they were desperate to have a hammer to whack this mole for weeks. >> yeah. >> now they have that weapon. >> interesting to see how hardcore conservatives defending this guy when there's no way to defend hillary clinton saying this or bernie sanders saying this or anybody from occupy wall street. if you feel that this is an awful statement made by them, you cannot walk away saying this is no big deal. coming up, why you're wasting your time with "true detective." ♪ ♪
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i they capitalism has done more to end poverty than the vatican. life spans claimed and food per capita is never higher. the pope tells us that the materialism is destroying the planet. pope francis wouldn't come here to debate me. in his place is father jonathan morrison. i understand. i'm talking about your boss which is uncomfortable but he's been railing against capitalism, progress, technology given millions hope and dinner. >> the pope did not come -- the reason why the pope francis did not come tonight for this is not because he was busy but terrified. >> should be. >> of you. >> yes. >> greg. >> yes. >> and he knew that i don't mind losing. >> yes. >> right? because i'm humble. therefore i would come in his place. right? greg, let me tell you, first of all, the pope did not say that capitalism is dung of the devil. what he said is love of money which sounds a lot like the
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gospel. which means when we say money, when we say that profit is going to be the demanding, like, force in our lives, well then, yes, that is going to destroy not only society but our lives personally. >> but he's talking about ten people. father, everybody who's involved in capitalism is doing in order to feed their family. >> have you ever -- here at fox, anybody in the media, anybody in new york city? >> calling them greedy? >> yes. >> earning a salary? >> not a salary. but when we put money at the very center of our lives -- >> i think -- >> when we think that is who i want to be -- >> you know what it is? you watch too many movies, too many olver stone movies. people don't walk around and go, i need money. what they're doing is i want to go away with my family so i want to get a raise. or maybe i'd like to eat better
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so maybe i should get a raise. >> that is great. that is great. >> but he's -- >> he didn't say capitalism is the dung out devil. >> what he did say -- >> yes. then i'll connect you and then i'll lose. >> i'll destroy you, father. what you're saying is the pope opposes materialism and greed. >> yes! >> but that's -- >> breaking news. breaking news. >> he went beyond that. he said, i'm quoting him. he wanted to restrict progress and technology. the fact that humans can create and info investigate so much kind of bothered him, talking about enlightenment because it somehow disconnected the church from the population and also the worst thing, father -- >> the terrible quote. that's not a quote. >> but, father, you know what else he said? you should hate this. most human beings aren't scared of god anymore and used green lingo and made it about the
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planet. that if you're greedy, you're hurting the planet. come on. >> listen. i'm an american. >> are you really? >> i would not use a same type of language that he uses but he's an argentinian. >> that's true. >> he is an argentinian that's not used to capitalism and crony capitalism. >> true. >> crony capitalism keeping the poor poorer without opportunities to come -- >> unlike crony socialism which killed millions. >> one more thing before i lose. pope francis asked specifically, are you a communist? basically what you're accusing him of. >> right. >> basically, right? what he said is -- laughed and said, no. and then he said this. communism has stolen from christianity the banner of charity. in other words -- >> right. >> charity is a christian thing. capitalism stolen it and said, you know what? take money from the rich and give it to the poor. >> communism?
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>> communism stolen the bannier of christianity. >> he is a socialist? >> no! >> one more thing before i move on. you have to admit his attack on air conditioning is hypocrite kl. >> they hate air conditioning. >> not if it's protecting vatican art! they have it at the sistine chapel! they don't want david to sweat. >> ask any italian. they say you'll get like it's bad for you and get like a kink in your neck. >> that's what they say, right? >> headaches. the draft. >> you know what? you lost. >> boo hoo. >> before i say that i won, let's go to a higher power for a final judgment. >> this is the man upstairs. congratulations, greg. you've won the debate. stop doing that other thing we talked about. >> i don't know -- >> you lost. like in the end you lost.
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>> maybe i did. >> god spoke to you. >> i didn't lose. i was humiliated in front of my friends and family. that thing was sleeping in. nothing to do with any other kind of weird behavior. coming up, what happened to true detective? can it be saved? but first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's show is sponsored by dudes who wear wool hats in the summertime. it just makes you look like a jerk and winter is several months ago. you do it anyway. thanks to dudes who wear wool hats in the summertime. nothing fits, huh? not surprising... ...with that bloated belly. you got gas. i can see it and i know you feel it. get gas-x.
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everyone involved in the show tarred and fooeterred. not only does the show suck and made me realize i suck, too. i'm a sucker because it exposed my silly need to complete things. because i'm halfway through, i feel like i have to finish even though i should be doing something like eating light bull ps. that's the real crime. getting people to commit to a show so that stopping has the same feeling of giving up on something worthwhile like piano lessons or kitty soccer. wow. so we fear a sense of failure if we quit or else the last three hours were a waste. but that is wrong. think of it like driving the wrong way on a freeway. turning around is not an admission of lost. it's a life saving correction. to sum it up, hbo, "true detective" is bad but you can
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make it up to me if you bring back "east down and bound." only person that watched it other than me is joann. >> i watched it for this show. the second season is amazing. matthew mcconaughey is unrecognizable. >> that's true. >> his character work, growing that dark mustache -- >> yes. >> i'm all for it. excited to continue watching. >> father, do you watch any of this filth on hbo or stick to the 700 club? >> what's hbo? >> yes. >> channel? i binge on italian food and what i binge on. >> your life is a soap opera. you don't need story lines. you listen to people's horrible secrets. >> i say you think you're the worst in the world but you're not. right before you was just like you and the lady before him was exactly like the two of you. >> and then that guy goes, i came here with my family.
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that was my brother and my sister. thank you, father. >> i'm not supposed to talk about the one before. >> i learned that pretending to be a priest for a few years. joe, do you binge watch anything? do you feel watch anything you feel you must? >> i binge on concessions. . they're not particular about who wanders in there. i like the real cream shows and i don't feel like they go far enough. i like the show the first 48 and pitching a new one of the last 48. mostly paper work. so if you like to watch cops staple, you get a sense of closure. >> i love cops because of the sound of the you tallty belt as they rang. i believe it's an actual fetish. but i actually enjoyed the sound of the junk. >> the heavy breathing. >> the jostling. i love the jostling. michael, do you watch anything other than shows about loud ties? >> it is not loud.
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no. i binge watch intervention with a six pack. i always root for the people not to go. >> yeah. >> and watch the families cry. really fun. i'm the worst person like you said. >> wow. >> yeah. >> beyond help i think. >> you are. katherine, anything to add to this ridiculous story? >> i watch intervention, too, and i root for them to go to rehab. you still get to see them cry first. you should ultimately want them to turn their lives around. >> no. >> you are a terrible person. >> that's exactly it. that's the point. we should all want to turn our lives around and try to be better people. >> i like to mention -- not on the couch and somebody good here. >> before i move on, i love intervention whether the person runs out and the family chases him down the street and film crews 50-pounds overweight and then stop and yell and scream and then some addictions are amazing like window cleaner. before the break, don't do it.
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today is national ice cream day and useless information but the in-house millennials wanted to celebrate the holiday like true americans so i allowed it. mostly because it gets them away from me. here's the latest edition of the millennial moment. ♪ >> national ice cream day. >> i love national days. >> quhaunlg? i don't celebrate enough of them. >> uh-huh. >> people say millennials aren't patriotic. i think we should celebrate all the national days for july right now. >> oh my god. yeah. a great way to show our patriotism for america. >> for america, yeah. >> let's finish these. >> national pet photo day. >> i got one better. i've got a nice drawing here of america's dog. dana perino. she is good to me. >> cesar salad. >> delicious. >> thank you, chicken.
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>> eat it. >> good for you, right? >> ugh. >> it's so nice to be able to take a walk with you, dad. very important for us to walk together. >> very nice, yes. >> let's do this. let's do it. >> all right. rat testers. we got this. we got this. america, america. yes. >> oh my gosh! >> no, no, no, no! okay. >> not happening. >> it is six feet. you're right. >> told you. >> love national holidays. >> the best ones are where you get to drink. >> heck yeah. >> cheers. >> you know what this tastes like? a creme brulee. >> you think -- >> two for money. >> drinks that taste like lasagna? >> a lot of booze. >> yeah.
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>> why don't i drink some more? >> gosh, this is good. >> oh, well, at least there's already an a merry go round in the bar right now. for national merry go round day. >> yeah. you know? you just have the spins. >> you have the spins. >> i -- a little bit. >> i don't feel good. >> i don't either. >> why did we do this? >> well, at least we're patriotic. >> yeah. seems like we've hit a d block. that reminds me... anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea... ...gas, bloating? yes! one phillips' colon health probiotic cap each day helps defend against occasional digestive issues. with three types of good bacteria. live the regular life. phillips'.
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and now, it's time for -- ♪ adventures of captain sensitive. >> when we last joined captain sensitive, he was battling a fierce arch enemy the press corps. status quo until a brave young warrior of major garrett, that is his real name, dared to rise and speak. >> can you explain why you're leaving the strength of the
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nagts unaccounted for in relation to the four americans? >> that's nonsense. and you should know better. >> captain sensitive won't stand for that sort of abuse. and many agreed. he shouldn't have to. >> to put the question in that form, i was at home watching, wait a minute. you know? little out of school. >> when you look at the lang wnlg and the way it was loaded in this question, capitulation, are you content, did you hang them out to dry? there's different ways to ask questions. >> a fine line. maybe i'm old school. in the east room, a tough question and maybe crossing this line a little bit and being disrespectful. >> balance. okay. you've watched the press just jump all over major garret. why would that be? because he was wrong or because it was obama and they love b obama? >> i have never been prouder of our president.
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we want to tell the press the sit down and shut the hell up. i think it was perfected warranted and glad he stood up for himself. >> no! >> yes. >> no! that was a very valid question. you know who didn't think it was nonsense? the families of the four americans. you have to be content with the decision because you are ultimately negotiating with the enemy, with this deal. so, if all the terms are settled, those four americans are part of the terms. it's part out relationship. >>icn't agree more. he was -- what major garrett is saying is you're celebrating, mr. president. you're celebrating. therefore, you have to have a certain contentment. how can you be content when there are prisoners right now who obviously don't deserve to be in prison and whose families are -- >> i think you are right. what i find interesting, mr. devito, besides your beard,
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major garrett was genius. they attack your intent. that you're wrong in the decision but probably kind you're wrong in your decision, but you're probably kind of evil. garrett did that and no one ever does that to obama. >> i think that was the major flaw. how dare he ask the president a question at the press conference. the president is so used to having everybody kiss up to him. what he said, was it disrespectful, it did cross the line? i don't think so. it's the most powerful man in the world that can't handle a question. >> to me, the press in this are babies. every day conservatives are told how they hate the poor and how we want minorities to suffer. they always tell us that we're the bad guy. you got a tiny taste of it and he's mad. >> he didn't seem mad, he seemed kind of like trump-style, you said it, i didn't handle this
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perfect perfectly. nonsense. he handled it perfectly. who are their therapists? >> i believe it was planned. >> really, by who? >> major garrett used to work for fox news and that's the conspiracy which is obviously true. >> that's what they're already saying in the comment section. >> by the way, i've seen him at the pool, he definitely is major garrett. coming up, princess lea action figures, should they be taken off the shelves? how many of you would prefer to see me do the rest of the show shirtless? i got something to think about during the break and so do you. i am totally blind. and sometimes i struggle to sleep at night, and stay awake during the day. this is called non-24. learn more by calling 844-824-2424.
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some parents are upset over an action figure from a movie more than three decades old. the toy features carey fisher's princess leia's character in a skinny gold bikini with a chain around her neck. the box describe it as a slave outfit. here's a dad referring to his daughter's reaction to his doll. >> like, dad, why does this doll have a chain around her neck? i'm just blown away looking at it. >> told the outfit is from a 1983 film called "return of the jedi." i've never seen it. so let's take a look at the clip. >> "star wars" is awesome. i have to catch that when i get some free time.
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you've never heard of this film? >> no. >> can something from 1983 be appropriate then and not appropriate now? >> i think it's definitely appropriate. our kids haven't seen the film. none of these little children have seen "star wars" so they can't be offended by the doll. ignorance is bliss. >> she just endorsed slavery, didn't she? >> "return of the jedi." once again. "return of the jedi" was the "fifty shades of grey" of its time. it taught this to girls. no matter how ugly he is like jabba. >> isn't there a solution? just explain what the damn thing is about before you get outraged? >> why do people have to explain things to children? when i was young, we were just told shut up and move along. i'm not surprised this is a sexist action figure coming from a company called hasbro. i don't think "has-sister" has a social conscious to fight the
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patriarchy with a sexist toy like that. >> it should be has-her. >> has empowerment. >> the transgender element. father, is it -- is there a point here that it just seems weird? all it has to be is appear weird? >> this is a problem for .001 percenters. i'm at a church in the south bronx. the poorest congressional district in the united states. trust me, nobody is outraged at my parish about this doll. >> yes. >> they're outraged about real-life problems. >> well, this could be a real-life problem. especially if you are aroused by the doll, which could be an issue. thoughts? not on being aroused. >> "star wars" people are kind of weird. people who are super into "star wars." it's not really shocking to think they might be into something like this. nobody really knows because nobody's really trying to hook up with those people. >> well, here's my final thought. because the show's almost over. the princess leia story's
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important because if you don't understand something and it's confusing, have someone explain it. we all are born with these brains and these mouths and we can all talk to each other. don't just get angry. have somebody explain it to you. i have a lot of things explained to me every day. i've had enough of everyone here. tha thanks, joanne, catherine, and coming up, lou dobbs. i'm great guttfeld, and i love you, america. hey, lou, what's going on? >> what do you want? >> well, i was just -- just checking to see -- i'm going away for a couple days. >> greg, what do you want? >> i just -- i could use a little something, you know, what i mean, something a little -- >> what do you want? you want an ounce? >> an ounce would be a start. i'm maybe gone for like three days so -- >> man, i'm -- what do you
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really need? >> two ounces? >> two ounces? >> yes two ounces. >> all right, two ounces it is. but i'm telling you this stuff stays with you. >> well, i'll try to take my time with it and make it last. >> you didn't get it from me. >> i promise i won't tell anybody. i'll say it was from -- >> fair deal. >> thank you. coming up, the o'reilly factor. before that, a really quick roundup of news at this hour. the fbi is digging for answers in the deadly shootings of our military troops at home in tennessee. americans paying tribute to the five service members killed. a memorial at one shooting site is growing. friends and total strangers putting flowers and american flags there to pay their respects to the service men killed. we learned the sailor who was wounded and survived for a couple of days has passed away. the fbi is taking the shooter's friend, talking with him. that was a person who communicated with the

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