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server -- e-mail server. it comes after the issue was referred to the justice department. mrs. clinton has been criticized for using a private e-mail account to conduct government business. but officials say she is not being targeted by the fbi. a massive wildfire in northern california showing no signs of slowing down anytime soon. the so-called rocky fire spreading after jumping a highway. it is threatening 7,000 more. the fire which is the largest in northern california has forced thousands from their homes and burned 65,000 acres. an entire town in washington state evacuated due to a fast-moving grassfire there. the fire fueled by 25 mile-an-hour winds and burning down several structures including barns. an evacuation center has been set up to a nearby school. soldiers report shots fired at a training exercise in mississippi. it is coming from a road near

camp shelby. authorities searching for two men who fired at soldiers from a redford ranger. the mississippi national guard says the training shelter is secure and no service members there were hurt. a massive explosion rocks an aluminum plant in southeast missouri. it happened at the plant some 170 miles south of st. louis. the impact injuring workers and creating a plume of smoke. none of the injuries are considered life-threatening. the cause of the explosion is still under investigation. i'm jackie ibanez. now here is "red eye" for all of your headlines. you are watching the most powerful name in news. fox news. >> welcome to "red eye." hello. i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levey at the news desk. >> a huge day over here at the

"red eye" news desk. i announced the candidates that will be in the debate on thursday. >> that was you? >> yep. >> i could have sworn it was brett beher. i r was. >> that's right, you don't think and it was. >> let's welcome our guests. her favorite activity is sitting on a couch and watching on a couch. he is from hollywood and he must be an elitist. host on serious xm. she has a book called black market billions so don't try to think of selling her the dvd's. fox news and fox business contributor and he is a volunteer firefighter. somebody has to get the kittens out of the trees. let's start the show.

>> a new study says air conditioning in office building sexist. chilly women will be able to fling off their blankets of oppression. they found it was based on a decade's old formula that uses the metabolic rate of a 40-year-old white man. i added the white. women have slower metabolic rates. the buildings, quote, reduce gender discriminating bias in thermal discomfort because easing up on the ac can help combat global warming. wow. does this study confirm your suspicions about air con ition didding? >> we have two choices here. i can either start wearing sleeveless shirts to my office or the ladies can wear burkas. in the summertime look what women wear. and obviously if it is chilly inside it will be colder for

women. the men can be suns out guns out or they can start wearing sweaters. >> yeah. that's the thing. guys have to wear suits and ties. they are warm, right. we don't have sundresses we can wear to work. >> and i would like to say to the people at home it is freezing in here at home. >> and sexist. >> i'm sorry. i was wrong. i think that is to prevent sexual harassment. when you are freezing everybody's organs kind of sink in and no one -- snuggies for everybody. >> shrinkage. although i like when women cover up. i find it kind of nice. >> we don't have anymore time in the story. i'm kidding. should i say you are a fashion expert this. >> sure. i like that title. >> what is a better word than expert? >> guru?

>> let's use the indian descriptive. >> do you think opposites are -- offices are sekist? >> yes. why should we set it to the 40-year-old male in a suit? i don't mimed being in the air conditioner because i am from india. the hotter it is outside and the cooler it is inside i like it. >> it is a cultural thing. the office is a microcosom. i have a fast metabolic rate. i think it is person to person. i am always cold, but have i noticed that this studio is always freezing. you definitely have a problem with women which is why we don't like hillary. >> wait a minute. you say it is person to person. everywhere you go. i need a sweater. i'm cold. >> i dated men that are always freezing. i wouldn't call them men so much as boys, but nonetheless

they are always freezing. i'm telling you it is not a gender thing. it is not. >> that's because you hang out at comic-con and they have an iron de -- an iron de -- deficiency, right? i think it is okay women are chilly all the time. they get their nice sweaters. it is fun and they have their wraps. >> how do you explain the men that are chilly? do they pile on more blazers? >> no, it is not real men. you are working on television and show business. you are finding a lot of guys who are not real men. those are the guys who are always chilly. >> what about the guys in the comedy club? >> that's because they want you to be for the same reason at work they want you to be awake. that's what it is. >> maybe the air conditioner needs a new setting. we will have high, medium, low and metrosexual. >> and the metrosexual will go for women and men. >> it is so warm and then

there is a woman raising her hand -- can you turn it down? it is really cold. >> that's me. >> i don't mean to be the wining woman. >> you need individual blowers on the plane. we have that. we should have that in the offices, an individual blower. >> why can't you just get a little naked? take a few layers off and loosen up the tie. >> have you ever noticed the nude beach is full of people who shouldn't be at a nude beach? >> yes. >> what happened to the guns? >> my guns aren't good. >> and he has guns. >> women look great in little dresses. but men do not look good in their little tank tops and things. >> the second i can start wearing the extra layers and the snuggies to work i will wear the snuggies to work.

>> i don't want you in the snuggies. >> the minute alexzander mcqueen can design a killer snuggie i will wear it. >> now you want to tell us what to lose too. >> we used to be able to tell you anything. >> feminism didn't get to you, i will tell you that. >> lyndsay graham is out -- of order. the huffington post thinks the gop candidate struck a low blow in the way he attacked hillary clinton's credibility. graham was at the first forum in that will name answering a question -- in new hampshire and he said the last person in the world you want to send in the arena with the russians is hillary clinton. and then he brought up the incident. >> i'm fluent in clinton speak. you want me to translate that? when he says, bill says i didn't have sex with that woman, he did of the when she says i'll tell about you bill in the pipeline when i get to be president. and when she tells us trust me, you have all of the

e-mails you need, we haven't even scratched the surface. >> shocking. yes, he went there. but i don't think he went anywhere. all he did was bring up the fact that hillary and bill are prone to lying. we all know that. >> i am always trying to figure out if he is real or a cartoon. look, it is not the 90s. i am serious. it is not the 90s. nobody cares about this. nobody even cared about this then. bill clinton's approval numbers are super high after the fact. if they don't care about it with respect to bill they won't care with respect to hillary. talk about lack of transparency. talk about the tact she basically has no credentials. oh yeah, secretary of state. what did she do? she was secretary of state. maybe talk about what happened in the last couple years. if you will go back to the 90s i expect to see -- >> they are trying to secure this mill millennial vote and

they are doing it through attacks. look what trump is doing and what everyone else is doing. they set the stage and this is what will happen. if they have to go back to the 90s that's how they will do it. i am not a fan either, but the way they are going about doing this, unfor the fatly we will see -- unfortunately we will see references to the 90s. they want their nineties back. i don't love it. but that's what will happen. >> building a pipeline was also a sexual reference. >> that's harassment i think. >> wait a minute. look, i think it is okay to remind people that there were lies happening. it was hillary clinton. she was part of the whole lie with bill clinton and they got caught. she is lying now. >> i agree with the ladies. i do not want the 90s thrown up in my face. i lost my virginity to vanilla

ice, the song. >> i thought youment to -- you meant to vanilla ice. >> no, a woman who looked like tonya harding, but to a vanilla ice song. >> which song? >> "ice, ice baby." >> i think we do have to remind them of the 90s because hillary will be reminding the voters of the 90s we had the greatest economy because of my husband, et cetera. you have a guy whose greatest ambition is the pole around pie before the first debate. i don't think lyndsay graham thinks lindsay graham will be there on inauguration day. he is throwing everything he can early because he has to catch up with ted cruz who has to catch up with donald trump. he is no where. this is nothing this is absolutely nothing. lyndsay graham has no chance i

served you a heaping plate of attack hillary and you just went after graham. what is going on? >> because it is not going to work and it will come back to haunt republicans. republicans can't even bring up something relevant. they are talking about the 90s. he is looking to get to the top of the water because nobody knows his name. many of us who do know his name don't care. he is trying to latch on to something. it makes republicans look bad. i'm telling you, you are part of the problem. >> i don't love hillary, but i don't have two hours. done thald trump gave -- donald trump gave out lyndsay graham's phone number and this week gawker flipped the script and published the real estate mogul's own digits. and now trump flipped the switch on them. here is the new voicemail greeting. >> this is done thald trump and -- donald trump and i am running for the presidency of the united states of america

of the with your help and support together we can make america truly great again. visit me at twitter at real donald trump and check out my campaign website at www. donald trump.com. >> glad he added the w's, right? thank you, gawker, call me on my cell phone and listen to my campaign message. andrew, he is playing the rubber-glue game. >> he is the first politician to get people to call his robo call and listen. think about that. i have to hear this. >> it is junk mail. >> and he is asking for it. >> everything works for him. >> it is amazing and it is brilliant. >> all of the other candidates blame the media. the media hates me, cry baby, oh what can i do?

it comes out as a winning argument. that's the one thing i like about him. republicans are always on defense. this guy goes right for the offense. oh no you are not going to take this away from me. i will owe you on this. like his policies or not he is in it to win it. >> and i was watching an old oprah interview from 27 years ago. he was saying the exact same thing. from 1988. you have to throw someone props for having the same platform. 27 years ago. he is saying the exact same thing now. >> why are we surprised? he was acting this way for years. >> i think he should take it a step further and get their number and call them back and then scream at them. that would be great. >> you don't mind, do you? >> it's all good. >> here is the thing. we got uh hold of trump's new york phone number.

it is his number in new york. we have it there on the screen. write it down, everybody. 212-462-5050. i figure if we release it, he is not going to get mad, right? he will turn it into more publicity. you're welcome, mr. trump. pretty good, right? coming up, what are my rules for showering? funny you should ask. i'll tell you after the break. and don't forget to record "red eye" with tom shillue. if it doesn't say shillue, it is not the show for you.

"news week" says it is true, so it must be true. americans shower too much. in an article titled you are wrong about showering he says that there is a difference

between being clean and being anti-septic. after scrubbing for 15 minutes every day we are washing away essential smells and oils and germs. germs with benefits. he says if you are a coal miner, it is understandable the need to clean yourself every day after work, but if you work in an office he suggests going a week or even a month without showering. the world smells, he says. why shouldn't we? he has a point. i do shower, but i am opposed to the lengthy, steamy ritual they go through once or twice a day. here are my rules for showering. you don't have to spend so much time in there. and use freezing cold water. i am not talking lukewarm. it has to be bone chilling. it wakes you up. gets your heart moving. try it. you'll like it. and here is a tip. use a stopwatch. you will be surprised how fast you can get in and get out. more time to grind beans and make a nice cup of coffee.

>> jedediah, do you like my showering tips? >> no, i do not. it leaves no time for exfoal yags. showers are supposed to be calm and soothing -- i take two showers a day and they are like really long. i feel great afterwards. i smell great afterward, tom. >> you women come in the cold office and you get in the shower and stay for 40 minutes. >> why are we in a cold office? >> maybe if you didn't exfoliate so much >> you have to get in all of the nooks and crannies. showering is very important. he has to sit next to me. if i didn't shower -- >> if i didn't shower. forget you. if i didn't shower. >> if you work out and go to the gym? come on, that's nasty. >> that's the thing. you go to the gym and you get in the shower. i wouldn't mind hanging with you after the workouts. andrew you work in radio. why do you shower at all?

>> i do work with other people at some point even though i am in that studio. i know that a lot of people will be more like the europeans, but i don't want to smell like them. >> i can see that. i don't know about the europeans. >> you have to hose them down. have you been on the subways? >> i think it is interpret much -- well, i am not allowed to go there. >> i can savage europeans all day on this program and not get in trouble so i will say european. >> let's go to the cultural thing. the girl from "glee" said showering every day is a white people thing. they attacked her on exiter. on twitter. >> i don't think it is a white people think. i shower every day and i like showering every day. i got to the gym. i go twice a day.

people won't want to be around you. >> i do shower, but like i said you have to do it quick. that's my problem. you gals taking 40 minutes. you are done five minutes and you are done. >> and i agree with that. i like to consider myself alt bit of an -- a little bit of an environmentalist. i like to take it down a notch. it is not just working in an office. i used to work if an investment bank, on the floor of the investment bank. some of those guys smelled like animals. they weren't doing anything, but trading money. >> you know what they were doing? i saw "wolf of wall street." they were doing woke every night. >> that's so naive. >> you were smelling the bar and the brothel and everything else they came in with. >> what do you think? >> your shower rules are insane. insane. were you born in north korea? >> i thought you were going to join me in the shower rule. >> i am not for 45-minute showers. yours are like, oh my god.

>> try a cold, freezing shower five days in a row. >> you can't relax in a cold, freezing shower. >> you just slept eight hours in a bed and now you have to get up and relax? >> oh my god, tom. >> do you do this freezing cold shower in the dead of winter too? >> yes, that's harder. you do it and it improves the constitution. i'm telling you. try it for 365 days. you won't regret it. >> don't interrupt a man when he is showering. take a look. >> rebecca. >> what? >> coming up, the news deck where conspiracy theories go to be conspiracy laws. half time with andy levey at the "red eye" news deck.

live from america's news headquarters i'm jackie ibanez. donald trump will be front and center in the debate tomorrow night. the lineup will include jeb bush and wisconsin governor scott walker and new jersey governor chris christie and six other white house hopefuls. the political roster was selected using polls.

fox will televise the event at 9:00 p.m. eastern time and the seven other candidates will appear at a second debate at 5:00 p.m. eastern. no rest in sight for weary california firefighters battling more than 20 hotspots across the drought stricken state. the worst of the infernos, this one in northern california. the rocky fire has scorched more than 100 square miles in the past week. and it destroyed at least 24 homes forcing thousands of residents to flee. some of these wildfires are so massive you can see them from space. the family of sandra blapped -- bland has filed a wrongful death suit. she was found dead in a texas jail three days after a confrontation with a white state trooper. the suit names the officer and other officials. an autopsy ruled bland's death a suicide, but her relatives say police have not provided enough information about the case. >> screaming, yelling, shouting, that's my mo, but i

am angry. so justice is dwoing to be served -- going to be served if the justice system will do what it is supposed to do. >> in kentucky the aclu has filed a lawsuit against one school district there where an 8-year-old boy who had adhd was handcuffed by a deputy sheriff. this video of the incident has been widely viewed on-line sparking nationwide outrage. the mother of the 8-year-old and the mother of the 9-year-old girl who was also restrained are suing. now back to "red eye." >> welcome back. itit is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed. hi, andy. it is starting to calm down. >> it was a long day. >> tom, you said the study found most temperatures are based on a decade old metabolic heart rate of a

white man and then you added the white. >> yes. >> as you do everywhere you go. >> that's my campaign slogan. add the white. >> you asked why we have to set the office temperature to accommodate the guy in the suit. you are right. there is an easy fix. women should stop being cold. >> how can women stop being cold? >> just stop being cold. >> do you have a solution for that? please let us know. >> look, this whole thing was written by -- i will get into that in a minute. my point is, i don't believe a woman's metabolism is slower than a man's and it is the equal of any man's. fashion magazines make us believe that we have to be thin and pretty. >> exactly. >> so therefore we are thinner in the office and colder in the office. >> exactly. >> sexist. >> you don't understand metabolic rates. the study that claims that women's metabolic rates are

slower than men's were done by two mens. if two bros explaining and metabolism can't keep up. >> i said men should just get naked and you are saying no. >> i am not saying no. >> america thanks you. >> when did i say no to that? >> yes, score. >> i am saying no. >> sorry, america. >> you said jedediah dates men who are comic-con-type and iron de -- iron deficient. it is sometimes anemia. >> so one follows the other? >> not necessarily. i thought it was important i point that out. and airplanes are freezing. i don't know -- who thinks airplanes are warm. they are cold as hell? these planes are driving me nuts.

>> i like a cold office. i can't sleep if it is not cold. even i -- i get on an airplane and it is cold. >> and blankets everywhere. >> mike, you said we need individual air blowers. i need a fan at my desk. why can't more people do that? >> that solves the problem. there should be a blower system, you know what i mean? the women can turn it off and on. >> i have a "red eye" fan that sits at my desk. >> and complements you? >> sorry, i know that wasn't clear. >> lyndsay graham brings up bill clinton. >> you said it is not the 90s and nobody cares about this. i guess you have never seen a show called that thing about the 90s? >> i love the 90s. i do. i watch 90210.

i think dillon mckay will marry me. i am holding out. but i get it. i just can't like lyndsay graham. >> i don't care about what bill clinton did in the 90 90s with regards to hillary, but let's not pretend that she was not lying to the american people about his sexual harassment. >> it is not going to matter. it will be a talking point they use to say republicans can't bring up something current. republicansrepublicans are always looking back and going backwards. forget the past. it is enough to get her in today. >> i think the truth always matters. >> andrew, you are 100% right on this. graham knows he has a week or so to say everything he wants to say as a presidential candidate. it is all coming out now. >> i don't think he will get 14 or 15 grand out of it. >> he was polling at negative 4%. >> that means nobody knows who he is. >> tom, did you really ask

mike which vanilla ice song he lost? >> that was a tough one to figure out. >> jed do dye you yaw, even though i agree with tom on this, i agree that tom is part of the problem. >> we all know it is about acceptance for him. >> gawker gives out trump's cell phone number. even i have to admit that it was a great move. it figures that the one thing that will get me to like something trump did would be gawker. by the way, do you know who didn't turn it into a positive campaign? >> gawker. they forgot to cover that. tom, you pointed this out, but somebody should tell grandpa trump that he doesn't have to say www before giving out the web address. >> he used four seconds of that ad. >> exactly. jedediah you said trump, like

his policies or not. which policies? >> the ones he is talking about. it depends which year you tune into. i know what you are getting at. are you talking about the old trump that was sounding a lot like hillary or the current trump? now he is talking in hot republican sound bites. >> i am being told since we showed trump's phone number so many "red eye" viewers have been calling it that he has actually changed his greeting. can we listen to part of that? >> you have reached the voicemail of donald j trump. thanks forgiving out my new number, tom. i don't use this number a lot. maybe you don't know this because i am running for president of the united states of america. frankly though i love hearing from my "red eye" fans all over the country. they are tremendous and totally engaged and they know all of the issues. tom, you are doing a tremendous job.

let's face it. you are no greg gutfeld, obviously. frankly he is nothing special either. i notice the ratings go through the roof when i am on. it is spectacular. and that is to be expected since i am leading in the polls and i am trump. let's make america great again. by the way, the hats are in. they are fantastic. they look incredible. everybody should be wearing one. >> i do want to poift out, that's not the whole message. as you might guess done thald -- donald trump doesn't leave a short message. call and you can hear the whole thing. americans take too many showers. i will take someone who never showers over somebody who wears pachuli. >> you are right. >> that's not even a question. >> and the guys who go to gym and come back to work, you know who they are. >> what if you take a shower and wear pachuli afterwards?

>> in general other than the fact that it makes me want to vomit, it is fine. and tom, just so we point out the guy you were talking about that goes to the gym and wears the axe body spray was hammer. i just want to point that out. andrew, tom said you work in radio. why do you even shower? maybe he thinks you have a pod cast or something. >> well, no, i have a radio show and people listen to it. >> maybe he thought you wrote for gawker or something. definitely to the gawker. tom, did you say you thought mike would join you in the shower? >> he was ready to join me in my shower rules. >> i thought you said shower room. we will check the tape on that one. >> i am down with it just in case. i am down with it. >> i am done. >> thank you, andy. it is time to take a break.

stories about bacon when we return. and here is what is happening on the next kennedy. >> hey there, "red eye" fans, on the next kennedy. two comedians you know and love, paul mccure yow and joe devito.

>> even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.

yay bacon! >> welcome to the bacon block. >> kevin bacon wants to free the bacon. bacon brothers front man and dancen enthusiast kevin bacon tackled the issue of gratuitous nudity in tv and film. roll the bacon sizzle reel. >> hi, i am kevin bacon. there are so many problems in hollywood. you can see gratuitous female thewed tee. it is okay, but it is not fair to actresses and it is not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. gentlemen, it is time to free the bacon, and by bacon i mean your wiener. >> wow, kevin, what can i do to help? >> what can you do to help? use the # free the bacon and tweet out a picture of your genitals, immediately.

>> no. >> what? we can't? i am being told you should not do that. >> shutting off my phone. i know what hash tag i won't be searching. it is still on. i will shut it off. what is up with this bacon -- i did shut it off. it is off. >> turn down the volume. >> how is my phone going on of? >> do you want me to fix this? >> it is helicoptered. it is haunted. >> i told you the terminators are taking over. >> what is he doing? he is trying to stop the women -- he wants equality. it can't be all of the ladies getting naked. some of the guys have to step forward and -- >> michael fastbender stepped forward and i like it. if all of the michael

fastbenders in the world got naked -- -- >> and this is the age of superhero movies. so a naked thor and a naked spider-man, nobody is complaining so bring it on. i'm ready. bring on the bacon. >> it is all good. >> i don't want to argue with a couple of fast women here, but isn't the solution to have women cover up a little bit instead of of letting it all hang out? >> no, but you know again back to our temperature block, the temperatures are very unkind to men in 245 region. you might not want to do that. i saw "forgetting sara marshall." i can't forget about that scene. >> it is about the hiney too. >> when ever you see a guy's butt in a movie you can hear, the tee-hee, tee-hee.

>> no. i was not doing that when michael fast bender got up. backside, front side, all good. >> i am a fan. >> i understand that, but i think it is getting ridiculous. i don't want to see this gratuitous sex on the shows. it is dumb everyone is getting naked. is it an issue of dignity? i think it is ridiculous that the people have to have sex all the time on tv shows. it is ridiculous. >> you don't even take yourself seriously when you say that. >> i am absolutely serious. you are watching a show and a movie and every movie has -- >> it makes it better. it makes it better. >> think about how old yeller and there was nudity in there. >> i watched the old classics on netflix because i want to see people humping on a bed. >> the movie "big" i thought that was about -- but it wasn't. i agree with the ladies.

more is better. >> more is better. >> you want to see guys with the -- you know? >> no, it is equal. i don't necessarily want to see guys. >> nobody does. that's the thing. >> don't say nobody. >> don't pretend that 90% of guys aren't gross to look at tule frontal. it is disgusting -- full frontal. it is disgusting. i think i can use more bay can. >> bacon: >> that was a weird one. ask and you shall receive. ted cruz is serving up bacon machine gun style. roll the tape. >> of course in texas we cook bacon differently than most folks. >> machine gun bacon. >> i love my virginity to that

video. >> while the idea is not original "red eye" showed another guy doing it in march and it is not a machine gun. it is not machine gun bacon. >> he has never been hotter to me. i am not going to lie. they don't know what to do rand paul has the chain saw and he has the bacon. they are trying to do something to get people's attention because it is donald trump 24/7. i am scared. i am scared of what scott walker is going to do next. where do you go from here? from chain saw to bacon bowing treated like this. i don't know what is next. >> he will bungee jump naked. >> he will make his bacon on the tail pipe of a harley. just lay it on there and rev it up. >> that's hot. >> that's what you want to see, him bungee jumping naked. >> they are upping the ante.

the foodie in me wants to know does that work? >> he ate it. >> he ate it, but is it fully cooked? >> it looks a little raw to me. >> if he does president win he will get a -- if he doesn't win he will get a cooking show. >> it is politics so he will get the gun vote, but will alienate the jewish vote. >> it could have been turkey bacon. >> i think that was good old pork bacon. but i think it is the -- michael fast binder is whipping out his behind, so he is the one causing -- they are the ones lowering the bar, right? the politicians have just fallen in. hollywood is calling the shots. >> i i have a feeling bill clinton would not be opposed to any of this. >> authorize would his shannanigans be so earth shattering. >> imagine the ads from him

now. >> good stuff. >> we will close things out with a bedtime story.

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next "red eye" rachel feinstein and hercules himself, kevin sorbol. you know what, we are not doing the bedtime story. i can't get enough bacon. tonight instead of a bedtime story, let's have a midnight snack. >> yay bacon! >> a man in west yorkshire, england called their version of 9-1-1 to report a bacon emergency. listen. >> he is letting the cat eat my bacon. i would like to press charges. >> who do you want to press charges against, the girlfriend or the cat? >> >> sir, it is not a criminal offense to eat the bacon. we don't arrest cats. i'm very sorry. >> so nice. so polite. >> so polite. >> that was dumb, but does it make the 9-1-1 call hall of

fame. in arizona a couple called 9-1-1 after mcdonalds didn't give them hash browns with his breakfast. and one husband reported a wife had thrown out his beer. and she called to report they had marinara sauce on it. she got her pizza from subway. and a 68-year-old woman called 9-1-1 after her granddaughter refused to get her a beer. a lot of these have to do with getting -- >> yay bacon! >> i think we will have to changing -- change that. a lot of these have to do with beer. you know when they take your beer when you are not done with it, it is a trauma. >> i get emotional. i get it. there should be another number for it. how about 912 or 913? >> that's the thing. they don't have an in between. they have the 3-1-1.

>> so what is the number this. >> 912? 611. actually it is 611. that's the verizon numbers. people call verizon and they make their complaints there. calling 9-1-1 for the stupid stuff -- it blocks up the lines. what if someone is in an emergency? >> and cats have rights too. >> i mean, the cats are going to eat the bacon. the thing is, you know, this guy to him it was an emergency. his bacon was gone. >> but he was so calm about it. i would truly love to be on youtube watching like those calls. the people who were literally calling the police because mcdonalds viewed up their order. >> jedediah, final point? >> i get it. my dog eats my food. she doesn't pay rent. i sense the frustration.

the cat steals your bacon in the heat of the moment. where else do you turn sph. >> special thanks to jedediah bila. i'm tom shillue. everyone have some bacon. as you were... where were we? 13 serving 14! service! if your boss stops by, you act like you're working. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do.

this is a fox news alert. i'm bret baier. we are coming to you tonight from the rock and roll hall of fame and museum in cleveland, ohio. two nights from now we will host the first republican presidential candidate debates of the 2016 campaign season. we can now announce the ten candidates who will appear on stage for the primetime debate thursday night. and the seven who will be invited to the earlier debate on the same stage here in cleveland. anyone on either stage could be president of the united states. i'm joined by my colleagues and co-mod rarts, meghan kelly from new york and chris wallace from washington to make the announcement. okay, guys, the position of