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you don't have to follow me on twitter at the handle @greta. donald trump on the o'reilly factor. good night from washington, d.c. see you tomorrow night. tonight on "red eye." a softball team throws the game igniting a national scandal. can anything save america's pastime from becoming america's black eye? and why did a police department bring back saved by the bell in probably because it was a crime to take it off the air. and marco rubio hits a kid in the face. is this the beginning of the war on children? our pam provides courage. first, a news break. >> live from america's news headquarters, i'm patricia stark. thai police say the bangkok shrine bomber did not work alone. the man seen on closed circuit wearing a yellow t-shirt was
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part of a larger network. the blast at the popular shrine on monday killed 20 people and injured more than 100 others. tie land's prime minister calls the bombing, quote, the worst incident in the country's history. hundreds of troops enlisted help to fight wildfires in western u.s. with more than 95 fires burning. there is a shortage of firefighters. before deployment the troops will be trained as firefighters for one day in a classroom and two days in the field. it is the first time the department of defense has mobilized the military to help fight fires in a decade. one construction worker hurt in a next scaffold collapse has died. seven others are hospitalized after falling from the 6th story scaffolding as it buck el cked from the top down. three are in critical condition. the workers were part of a team remodeling the presbyterian medical center in rio rancho. it is not clear what caused the scaffolding to collapse. a fire explosion rocking a motel in bremerton,
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washington. the blast injuring a worker who was called to the scene to investigate a possible gas leak. now it could have been a lot worse had it not been for a quick-thinking manager who evacuated the motel 6 after smelling gas. former subway pitchman jarod foggle is expected to plead guilty to pornography charges. he started appearing in subway comer will thats after shedding more than 200 pounds in part by eating the chain's sandwiches. i'm patricia stark. now here is "red eye." welcome to "red eye." hello. i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey at the "red eye" news deck.
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>> happy poetry day. >> bad poetry day. is that today? >> it is and i wrote it hai-cou. >> "red eye" not as good as in the past. andy should be host. >> that is bad poetry. >> you are bad poetry. >> let's welcome our guest. she is as big on instagram as ben kissle looks in a carseat. i am here with fox news contributor jedediah bila. he is so brooklyn he will open up a cup cake shop on our panel. the staff writer for the washington free beacon, bill mcmorris. her name sounds like a place where teenagerss in the 50s go to make out. and you can see in such places such as fight-tv, twitter and the empire state building with a screaming blonde woman in his hand. sitting next to me, ben kissel. let's start the show.
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they caused a scandal by conspiring to lose a game at the world series. it is like that movie "a league of their own." the little league softball world series, a team from snohomish -- snohomish, washington purposely lost to a north carolina squad in order to eliminate a tough allstar team from central iowa. in a game that didn't matter for snohomish which was already 3-0, the team reportedly didn't play its starters and had batters swing at bad pitches and bunt with two strikes, a no-no. they went hitless and lost 8-0 and norl thorl advance -- north carolina advanced instead of central iowa. the scheme almost worked. meddling league officials decided snohomish didn't play fair and ordered them to face central iowa in a tiebreaker gram. game. snohomish lost to the team they tried to knockout of the
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world series. her than the naming of their team did snow snohomish do anything wrong? >> not only did snohomish do nothing wrong, but they should have been rewarded for their victories. they were up 3-0 and the tournament was in their hands and i feel like you are allowed to lose a game if you want to lose a game. you did refer to softball as the national pastime. i don't think softball will ever be the national pastime here in the united states of america. >> you don't? >> come on. my daughters play softball. it is bigger than baseball. >> do you want it to be the national pastime? the people go and grill out and get drunk and scream at these poor children playing a game that is meant to be fun and youthful exercise? >> it is fun to me. it is basically eight men out with little girls this. >> absolutely. this has machine my whole then the entire time. the two biggest winners here are the little league softball
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championships because i didn't know they existed until now. this is good, free publicity. >> you didn't see that girl pitching? >> no, that was in the boys' little league world series. i didn't know there was a softball world series. and even more important, i think this -- i think we need -- we in the press corp need to tug at this string. he bribed these little girls to throw the world series to advance. i think who ever won out, the one bookie who is taking bets on the little league softball world series, i want to find this dwie and shake his hand. >> you have to go for the dark horses, right? that's how you make your money. >> i would refrain from saying tug at this string when discussing softball and girls who are very young, but anyway. >> farrah? >> i think it was strategy. they were trying to win and they thought they had the best chance of winning if they happened to lose the game it was brilliant. >> i agree that it is a good
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game in theory. i just think the problem lies in the coaches. we have to teach kids these days to be able to cheat, but also to get away with it. >> that's the problem here. no one will buy that. >> you're right. they were bunting on two strikes. >> too obvious. >> that's it. >> we have to teach kids at an early age how to meet a challenge. >> yep. >> by cheating and avoiding it. >> i can't believe i am at the table with a bunch of cheaters. i'm sorry, a former teacher here i would have walked out and disqualified those girls. this is not fair play. not only that, the other team recognized what they were doing and felt terrible about themselves knowing what the team was doing to them. you are a mean, mean tom shillue. >> haven't we watched how coaches play? >> these are kids. >> as a former teacher aren't you impressed that they got 12-year-old girls to work
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together? >> i was a dean. i punished many a tom shillue-style cheater in my day. >> if i were the coach i would have wanted -- i spoke about this yesterday on this show. i don't think that -- i think it is too high pressure with kids. kids should play and they shouldn't give them trophies. >> but they should cheat. >> the reason they are cheating is there is so much pressure on them to win and they wanted to win. they were being strategerous. >> rhonda rowsey and now the women's soccer team and women are coming up in the world. i am happy that they are doing well in athletics. let's not forget a film called "the mighty ducks." what did they do? the flying v. unsanctioned, illegal and they won the championship and their head coach suffered a dwi was able to find love again. >> that's right. they are learning from the pros. >> they were never called for off sides. they bribed the refs probably. >> these are all life lessons. that's how i feel about it
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it. >> they need io know how to do it and do it better. >> jedediah, calm down. that's the way the world is going. i don't like it either. i wouldn't blame it on the kids. >> you have to be better than what you see. if you see stuff you can't just look at adults and say they are doing messed up stuff. >> you changed my mind. >> that's why i am here. >> breaking news. cops do thought want you to do drugs. the philadelphia police department posted a new anti-drug psa to facebook. the ad is loosely based on a nan 91 special -- a nen 91 -- 1991 special episode of "saved by the bell." >> dumb. >> stupid. >> crazy. >> dangerous. >> stinks. >> in one word, would i use dope? nope. >> these kids are right. drugs will hurt your mind, your body and your life.
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>> hi, i'm police commissioner charles ramsey. >> and i have a hit idea for the new fall season. don't do drugs. >> there's no hope with dope. >> the wonders of modern technology. the department's social media manager said he was going to superimpose the whole department over the cast, but it was taking too long. he just got tired of waiting and pasted the commissioner's face over the original video. i support their commitment to the cause and i have shown a similar dedication to keeping children off drugs. look. >> this is crack. rocco cane. rock cocaine. it is not glamorous or cool orchids' stuff. it is the most addictive kind of cocaine and it can kill you. what is really bad is nobody knows how much it takes.
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so every time you use it, you risk dying. >> that was strange font at the end of the psa. >> nothing has made me want to do drugs more than these videos. >> i mean you had to -- the guy who made that video had to be high eating ben and jerry's laughing hysterically. >> you think so? he wants kids to stop doing drugs so he is going to the young people and we all know young people love "saved by the bell." >> a more ay effective psa would have been showing some footage from screech's life, honestly. the second i see this i need to get high immediately. >> bill, i think topical means like this are going to keep the kids on the straight and arrow. >> it would be more effective if screech wasn't serving time
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for stabbing somebody in a bar fight. i preferred your ad to this one, but it is important to note that right after the camera crew cleared out, pee wee herman masturbated in the movie theater and it ruined his career. >> i know he got in trouble. >> not the best thing to superimpose your face on to. >> i loved it. >> i thought i looked good in that suit. not far off from pee wee. >> not as good as you look right now. that's hard to match. >> using modern technology i followed the lead of the police. >> you were superimposed? >> i was. >> i am a little better at photoshop. don't you think, ben, i don't know, maybe you want to do drugs more? >> absolutely. i love "saved by the bell," and i grew up watching" saved by the bell" and that's why i didn't kiss a girl until college, but that's okay. the philadelphia police, why
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did you become a cop? why did you become a police officer? it is never because i am super artistic. this is an example of people who have a -- an art mind and i give credit to the police department for reaching out there and trying to do something creative. >> a for effort. >> who are they talking to? are they talking to 30 somethings? kids today have no idea who those kids are. i watched that psa the first time, tom. that's how old i am, and that's why you will be paying for my therapy because i had to comment on it. i am just now realizing that i am an antique. kids today will look at that and say who are those people? unless they watched that thing , the remake or went behind the scenes. they did that recently, but do kids know? i talk about dillon mckay and brandon walsh from 90210 and they say who? >> that was your era. >> yeah. i was a zach morris and dillon
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mckay kind of gal. i don't forget my guys. >> i didn't watch "saved by the bell." it was not my era. >> the whole world was in love with kelly kapowski except you. >> i liked lisa turtle. i defended lisa turtle until the death. >> i wasn't born yet. >> this is what i'm talking about. >> it is amazing. >> i think this guy, the social media, the chief of this unit over there, i think he was a saved by the bell person. and he thinks he is young. he thinks he is a kid. >> you never think you are old. he said i will do things that relate to kids like me. >> can we agree he was on drugged though? >> that's the one thing we can all agree on. >> why did philadelphia have one of the highest murder rates in the country? it is because they have a social media manager. you are like manage the twitter account. this is going to fight crime.
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>> we have time to do marco rubio, right? >> yes. >> why does marco rubio hate kids? he apparently taught a guy a lis son. don't try to catch a football with your face. i -- i want to see that in slow motion. >> that's bad. come on, marco. everyone knows if you want to make it hurt you have to use a terrible, isn't it? >> that's beautiful. >> is this the end of the rubio campaign? >> i like him more now. you have to teach these kids to be tough. life is hard and sometimes you get hit with basketballs and sometimes you get hit with footballs. they are not always neither of and they are not -- they are
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not always nerf. >> it is the kids' fault. >> everything is kid's fault. i used to teach them and it is all their fault. >> she was sympathizing with the girls. now she wants kids to have bloody noses. >> this was terrible. david tyree couldn't have caught that. everyone knows you have to lead the receiver. this is why marco rubio is tear believe a. >> you are tough, man. >> you have to throw it ahead, right? >> and he wants to make himself look like the all-american dad and the all-american guy. he is a creepy uncle. he is not america's candidate. >> i thought he would go for the women voters. it worked. i love it. this is the most interesting thing he has done the whole campaign so far. >> you want a presidential candidate who stinks at sports? >> it did make me think it
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might be time for a female candidate for president. these men and their balls, it is enough already. >> i know what you mean. maybe you are a carly fiorina type. have you seen her out on the campaign trail? gee i do like carly. she is cool with her jeans. it reminds me of obama with the teeny weights. did you see where he is exercising with the tiny -- come oman. we -- come on. we already have a president who can't work out. marco was doing it for the kids. he was trying to help the kids out. he was trying to throw it soft. the kid got in the way. what can you do? >> he has to get off -- he is down in the polls. he has to do something. why thought hit kids in the knows. >> the most important lesson he taught was don't wear green cargo shorts. anyone who wears green cargo shorts, that's the first one i am hitting with the dodge ball right in the face.
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he said don't show up in green cargo shorts and crocs. >> you are exactly right. they tell him you have to make a bang in the headlines and that's exactly when he did. >> should they be doing things like this? trump is saying i will go and golf on one of my golf courses and everybody loves him. >> he flies around in a helicopter. you know what kids don't like to do? be hit in the face with footballs. they like to ride around in a helicopterrer and that's exactly what team trump did. he gave a child an opportunity to do something that no child gets to experience. and he said he was batman. he is making children's dreams come true and marco rubio is giving him a concussion. >> it may be a big star for him. he launched the kid to superstardom. he cares about the children. >> he could sue. everybody sues now. go after the rubio campaign.
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>> do you know how many people have soon that video now? do you know how many have says look at marco rubio. he already has the female vote on the panel. we are ready to go camping. >> nice arm with the throw. >> even going back to ricky martin. he doesn't like women. >> coming up, $30 pizzas? i don't have that kind of dough. and watch as marco rubio throws out the first pitch of the little league world series.
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a $15 minimum wage? you should get used to each other. minimum wages were going up across california and we are starting to see the effects. he has a string of pizzerias in berkeley and even though the wage increases are not in affect yet he is going all in to live up to the spirit of the law. all workers now earn $15 to $25 an hour and he did away with gratuities and he raised prices. a pizza will set you back $20. but he feels great about it. paying people a living wage in the bay area is clear and it is hard to argue against it. and it is something i am really proud to be able to try doing, he said. at the same time i am terrified of going out of business after 18 years. yeah, that kind of is what happens when you pay people more than their value.
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the business loses value. higher prices are not an argument against minimum wages because many people think it is worth it for the economic justice. they say what's a little price increase matter for people who can afford it? and if i am hungry $75 for a pizza seems right. but the reason we should not have minimum wage laws is because people should be paid what they are worth, no more and no less. it is called a market. if you are not getting a high enough wage you can go to a different employer. it is called mobility. how is it we keep forgetting this. jedediah, it is supply and demand. >> i am impressed. you are quite the economist. "red eye" is shaping you up. >> i owned an ice cream store with my dad. >> you bring up a good point. people who have practical experience who have actually run something. i don't care if it is an ice cream truck or whatever it is and they deal with dollars and
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cents every day understand this stuff better than people in academia and people detached from the real world. these people have to make up the money somehow or they are going out of business. let's give everyone $15. let's give everyone $500 an hour. guess what, your business shuts down. and who suffers? low skill workers suffer and people are out of jobs and the prices of things go up to a point where your business doesn't sustain itself. people either won't go to you, or you won't be able to afford to keep your business open. but great point. what you said is the reason why candidates like donald trump and carly fiorina are making headlines. you should run for president, myther. >> wow. >> what do you think. >> they would rather see companies go out of business than give in on their high wage game. >> i actually interviewed a businessman from emeryville a couple months back. he owned a suspender factory.
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and this man has survived -- what else does he have in buggy whips? >> he managed to keep a business afloat for 40 years despite the invention of belts and despite jimmy carter and despite everything. he says this wage law will put me out of business. it is actually very impressive that he can sell three million belts a year and to have it erased by doubling pretty much every wage at his factory is going to be tragic. >> he does production in california? >> all he does is build suspenders. >> what do you think? >> agree or disagree with my amazing analysis? >> i agree with your analysis. the suspender guy diversifies just a little bit.
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you know what, it is interesting. it is a large corporation. there is a conspiracy. the mom and pop places are going out of business. wal-mart, their product will go up a cent. but for this grumper's pizza it went up a lot more than that. you know what really hurts? in college i was a delivery driver and i was longer than the car. all i would do is go around and deliver jimmy john subs and get paid in cash. >> fantastic. >> that's who will get hurt you. the tips are gone and nobody is helping you out with special products. you will be treated terribly and you will be upset they didn't get better service for their money. >> that's great. they didn't give you salad. they gave you drugs, didn't they? >> no, no, no. marijuana, is that a drug? >> farrah, i think you agree with me.
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even though you probably worked low wage jobs and have bitterness toward the man? >> i am actually really torn on this one, tom. i am torn. i think everybody needs a livable wage. i think that will help the economy overall in general. on the other hand, pizza. it is an important american staple to get very, very fat for very, very cheap. i am very torn on this one personally. >> my employees at my ice cream store, i would pay them whatever was the going rate. $7 an hour. it was top dollar. they would go and buy a slice of pizza for a dollar and they were happy. you couldn't do this if you had the minimum wage. >> honestly a puppy sleeping and you selling ice cream were the three most adorable things. >> they have the little outfit? >> coming up, time makes fools
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there are about a hundred fires burning in washington state, california, montana and idaho right now. the resources are so limited some fires are being left unmanned. in the words of one official the fire season gas peddle has been pushed to the floor. >> are we going to get the lightning? are we going to get the winds? when is the snow going to fly? there are so many things that lend itself to how fire season plays out in the end. >> a frantic search is underway for three people missing after landslides struck the southwest alaska town. rescue efforts are being hampered by the unstable ground. an office building had to be evacuated. intense rains triggered the disaster. a democrat it breaking ranks on the iran nuclear deal. he joins the new york senator in opposing the deal. the senate and house are expected to vote on the agreement next month.
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federal health officials approved the first prescription drug designed to boost sexual desire in women. it is taken daily and combining it with alcohol can cause dangerously low blood pressure and fainting. and get ready for bigger crowds and longer lines at the airport during the labor day holiday. that's the word from some industry analysts. they project 14 million u.s. passengers will fly over a seven-day period. that's up three% from last year. cheaper fares are driving the increase. i'm patricia stark and now back to "red eye." >> welcome back. it is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tv's andy levey in the "red eye" news deck. andy? >> tom?
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>> congrats on getting the pronunciation of snohomish correct. >> snohomish. >> it is hard. and not to be confused with snow equal me. snoqualmie. i was afraid of that. you agree that the snohomish team did nothing wrong. are you not a fan of the spirit of the game, are you? >> they were chess masters. >> like i said, how is that different from the ineligible receivers? >> they are a bunch of cheaters too. >> i walked into that. >> they are unamerican cheaters. >> you said this is on the
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coach and not the players which i think is true. you may not know this, but the south snohomish little league agrees with you. where did it go? we hope that everyone remembers the decisions that have placed our team under scrutiny were made by the coach. they had that role in there. nothing should take away from that accomplishment. >> i think that's great. i think they should hire me. >> teach them to cheat and get away with it. >> that's a good point. i agree that this was a crappy thing to make the kids do especially since the other kids on the other team realized what was going on. >> it is mean. they realized what was going on. imagine how they felt playing that game. it is cruelty. i am sitting with a bunch of cheaters over here. i miss you, man. society needs us. >> i agree. part of my
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problem is not that they cheated, but they cheated poorly. >> badly. >> do you have a problem with the intentional walk? >> no, it is part of the rules. >> we can discuss it, but it has nothing to do with this. >> you are intentionally letting someone on base. >> i want to see the discussion of the coach and the team before this game happened. i want to know what the coach was saying to the kids and how she got them on board. >> when i was a kid i played a little lacrosse. they were playing a team that was really, really bad. we were up big and the coach made us switch to left handed or right handed. the other team realized what we were doing. it made you feel bad because they knew what we were doing. >> it is frowned upon in this country to bet on children's
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sports. >> who is frowning? >> society. saw sigh tooy is frowning. society is frowning. a friend of mine tells me that you can use offshore bookers. >> why am i not surprised andy didn't play lacrosse? >> it was not my main sport. >> what was your main sport. >> when you are good at everything it is hard to specialize. >> you gave the police credit? did you see why they did not spend more time on it? >> they couldn't do it. they failed at it. >> they said pope francis
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visit is taking too much time. they blamed it on the pope. >> typical philadelphia. i'm sure when he shows up they will throw batteries at him. >> and there are a lot of catholic cops and irish cops. they shouldn't blame this on the pope or my stereo types with cops. tom, you said you didn't watch "saved by the bell" because it was part of your dark period. i want to hear more of that and yet i don't want to hear more about that. >> we all have a dark period. >> and "saved by the bell" was in 1990. >> it was 88 to 92. >> marco rubio beams the kid with a football. are we allowed to show that
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tape? >> you are a machine. how do you stop this. >> he is not running for president. >> you said rubio didn't lead with the pass. that ball was catchable. >> he threw is like ryan leaf. if was paw -- pathetic. >> you can't prove he had drugs on his person when he threw the ball. >> marco rubio? oh yeah, loaded. >> that was a ryan leaf reference, i believe. >> yeah, yeah. >> you said it could be good for the kid and he could become a vine star. >> yes. i think that inevitably means he will face a sexual assault charge. >> something to consider. >> $15 minimum wage and you
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said even though the wage increases are thought in effect yet he is going all in to live up to the spirit of the law. to be fair the main reason he went all in is because he owns pizzerias where they increased the minimum wage higher and it would have been book keeping hell to pay different wages in the different cities. an unimportant point which is why i made it. >> when i read that i thought what is the easy way to say that? oh he went all in. >> the worst part of this is he eliminated gratuities. more than likely they are making less than they used to. >> all right. thanks, andy. it is time to take a break. more stories when we come back. here is what is happening on the next kennedy.
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great photo. big problem. that's illegal. he was charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and arrested in tennessee as a fugitive of new york. the thought of a person being arrested for taking a selfie raises complex questions and upon learning the news people displayed the proper moral ambivalence. >> ♪ shake it off baby now ♪ shake it off baby ♪ twist and shout ♪ come on, come on, come on baby now ♪ >> that was footage of america celebrating. did you get that? that's what that was. i know you don't like people to take selfies. they bother you because you are a giant man and when you take a selfie it is strange. >> it is blurry and you can't see. is he a sasquatch or a person? usually people say sasquatch. it is a beautiful picture. i don't think he needs to be
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hauled back to new york city and put in jail. all it is doing is costing taxpayer dollars. they do it under the guise of don't climb the bridge. if you are a terrorist this will let you know. if he wanted to do something he would have done it. obviously he was an idiot and put it on instagram, but i don't think this is the beggest crime ever committed on the brooklyn bridge. >> i think that's true. obviously terrorism is silly to me. terrorists can do a lot of things in they want, right? terrorists will get things done if they are chitted. committed. the cars will be looking and smash into each other. >> if you want to risk your life to particular a selfie, i have no problem with those actions. why are we chasing him across state lines and then arrest him for being a narcissist?
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>> you don't buy my argument that it is a danger to the people. we can't have people climbing all over the bridge. then our men in uniform have to climb up and get them down. >> what if he fell or what if people -- -- >> i guarantee people were taking selfies. oh let me take a selfie of that guy taking a selfie. to me it shows social media has ruined everybody's life. it used to be about doing dumb stuff and we all i'm sure did plenty of it. now it is about doing dumb stuff and broadcasting it to the world. >> you can't be stupid anymore. if he climbed up and all of his friends thought it was cool, that would have been dumb. now it is about instay staw gram and -- instagram, facebook and twitter and know you will get caught. >> if he fell and died would that not send a more important message to the country about
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taking selfies? >> that would be the darwin award. i'm surprised hillary clinton didn't take it with him so she could look young and cool and hip. >> do you think she could get up there? >> >> this is one of those things. if this was some female fitness model doing a handstand in a thong and taking a selfie i don't think she would be charged. zoo i she would be charged with being attractive on a bridge. >> i am a fugitive of the state of new york. they -- all i can say i didn't tweet i was a scoff law on instagram for my two followers. i i said it on national television. >> the big crime was the filter he picked. >> you have to have the right filter. >> maybe do a black and white. that would be dramatic.
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>> i don't think he was the most distracted thing. >> you are looking at the most beautiful skyline in the world. >> the guy hanging off the edge of it wasn't distracting at all. look at the skyline. don't mind that man hanging off the edge. you are an interesting person. >> all right. that's it. we will close things out with a bedtime story.
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when i was a kid spending time in the woods was a great way to get back to nature and relax. now it is another reminder of the inevitable robot apocalypse. boston dynamics created atlas, a giant 6-2 robot made out of aluminum, steel and titanium. here it is. it is going for a walk in the woods. look at it. it moves like an olympic athlete. we were actually able to get our hands on some exclusive video boston dynamics took of the robot with sound. here it is. >> get me out of here. it is like rocks every where. they told me it is a walk in the park. it is a freaking nightmare. is this poison freaking ivy?
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i am allergic as hell. there are cuts all over my calf. where is the freaking market anyway? all right, already. smooth path. i can walk like a normal human being on a flat surface for once in my freaking life. >> jedediah, robots shouldn't be in the woods, should they? >> i have been warning about the terminators for a longtime. i don't want anybody coming to me for help because look at that. it looks like a grown man that can take over the world and your job and my job. >> people,, would they want that? would they want to watch a television show hosted by a robot? >> i disagree. that looks like me when i am super drunk or my 1-year-old when she is learning how to walk. i am surprised they didn't trip in the coffee table. >> i am not scared of this
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thing at all. >> maybe it is safer in the woods. that can be dangerous. i had a friend who ran into a coffee table and he had to go to the hospital. >> that robot was about as balanced as me after a few shots of jagr. i was wondering if he was single. pretty tall and pretty, you know -- >> we called him a giant, but he was 6-2. nothing like our giant friend here. >> that's right. i am 6-7. >> and 330 pounds. >> i thought he was pretty attractionive it. pretty attractive for a robot. >> humiliation to put somebody's weight on tv. >> i am actually the thinnest i have ever been, so you can imagine how fat i was. >> did they have to make him the most terrifying robot of all time? >> terrifying, i thought he was handsome. atlas, call me. >> and he will. he is a human cell phone.
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i feel like john will have to go and kill him in some random wood fight. that's the only person that can protect us from the robot monsters. >> way to put a button on it. thanks to jed do dye -- jedediah -- (buzz!) if you're the guy from the operation game, you get operated on. it's what you do. (buzz!) if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do.
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