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pallary, hillary. he's began the. >> let me answer one of your questions because i think that's what you're entitled tonight in that's what you're entitled to. that's what you're entitled to. >> maybe not charming, but offensive. it's panic in a pants suit as the coronation turns to annihilation as benghazi sticks to her. she's the political equivalent smugly entitled but no one cares. her crimes, she mistook the cause of terror. two, she treated classified information, the way her husband

treats women. in this age when there's no monopo monopoly, she created a wall between prying eyes. in a new poll when americans are asked what word best describes her, they said liar and untru untrustworthy. biden basks a white night be whitened teeth. but no one wants hillary. look at the other options. sanders, warren, jerry brown. a line of loony leftists. hillary ratchets up the rheto c rhetoric. >> extreme views about women? we expect that from some of the terrorist groups, but it's a little hard to take coming from republicans who want to be the president of the united states.

i know that there are some on the other side who are seriously advocating to deport 11, 12 million people who are working here and literally pull people out of their hopes and their workplaces, round them up, put them, i don't know, in buses, boxcars. >> boxcars. republicans are not just terrorists but also nazis. i guess she forgot to mention pedophiles. maybe she can tweet about that later. >> let's welcome tonight's guest, he's not allowed within 50 feet of a water bed, the co-founder to have federalist, and she's so bright children can't look at it because they'll go blind. and he's as funny as a whoopi cushion, ben kissl. he is tall.

and she's just here because she can't remember which way is home. her glasses are as real as the president's birth certificate. and back again, looking as stiff as ever, the gloomy liberal pam. first question to you, kissl, because it's your first time in the show. you can telegraph what she's about to say. you can see it coming what she's about to say. >> when you're a writer own you write a great joke and give it to somebody that delivers it horribly, you just feel like you threw it down a tunnel and you're like why do i even bother. it's awful. the writers must hate her. all they want her to do is be funny and she fails every single time. >> but you knew the boxcar was coming up. you knew the terrorist line was coming up. because she sets it up but it's so depressing. julie, i know you love her dearly. is this rhetoric a strategy to

deflect from the e-mail? >> it is. but i have to say unless you're really talking about the holocaust, you're talking about the real terrorists or the real holocau holocaust, don't make analogies? >> aren't girls flocking to isis? girls are going crazy for isis. >> they are the laif garrett of this generation. >> they're fan girling. >> yeah. they're began girling until they get there and realize. >> to make that sort of comparison, it's not only bad taste but it's just wrong. women here have rights. even if you think that -- >> they do? >> i think so. i've been taking advantage of something lately. even if you think the gop is kind of not up with the times, they're not with the modern anyone with women, we still have rights and we still agree that

women are equal to men. >> the other ben, what are your thoughts on this? it seems like the democrats are stalking her and now she's acting like trump in a way. >> if the past couple of weeks haven't convinced biden to get in the race, i don't know what will. everything that that she is telegraphing here is weakness. it's a lackluster approach of things that using the extreme analogies. it's not something you expect from a serious presidential candidate, and i think this is not an accurate comparison. especially at a time when there are so many terror attacks going down around the world. >> crazy analogies are not what you expect from a serious candidate. >> it's funny you say that because there's another front runner in another party -- >> we'll get do that in a second but there is a fair point about how do you deport 11 million people in. >> you don't. >> people's votes are in the primary. >> actually, there's a great new

prose proposal from chris christie. he wants to track them like a fedex package. >> his food shoved down his throat should be tracked as well. >> that's just fattist. tim, when hillary referred to republicans as terrorists and then as nazis, how many people did she demean? >> well, according to 2014 data, there were 245 people over the age of 18 in the u.s. 66 million people. >> technically, i'm.26. >> yeah, because you're short in. >> i get it. >> and kissl is 1.9. none of the tall jokes work at

home because he's seated. in a recently released poll, trump leads with 28%. up from 20% last month. dr. ben carson is at 12%. jeb bush, 7%, ted cruz, and marco rubio, 7%. his numbers are still rising. i have a theory that it's a machine of perpetual promotion. it keeps going. i don't know when it's going to stop. >> it's crazy, and he has inflated his numbers significantly. it's kind of like some of your opponents in the pageant world, i think in miss usa, but not you, of course. >> not me. >> but the real thing is, the question is how real is this? and i think that it isn't real, but it is spectacular to see, and this is the reaction a lot of people are giving right now when they're at home, they get a

call and say yeah, i'm for donald trump. >> fun. you know what it is? it's like he's football and the other candidates are soccer. you like the quarterback sacks. you don't like corner kicks. a full contact sport with a helmet. we are watching a revolutionary event. calvin coolidge embraced radio. donald trump is the first twitter candidates. he tweets. he uses social media. and 140 characters. it doesn't matter. they cancel themselves out. as reagan was the first real actor president, he is the first reality show president, and in this era, it's resonated with people. >> you don't think it's just about attacking foreigners, then in. >> you look at his tax plan, and it's progressive. and he doesn't -- i'm a person

who is center. he does not care about -- he's pro-life. he's not going to do anything about the issue. he's a new yorker from queens. social issues, i think he doesn't care about a lot of issues. he just says these things and he's enjoying himself. >> he's having fun. >> i don't think he cares about being president. >> do you think he wants to be president? >> i don't. >> who wants live in the white house? >> have you seen the trump taj mahal? that's beautiful. >> he'll get out the basketball court, put in a casino. >> this sounds pretty good. i want to get in this liberal panel. i haven't heard much. what are your thoughts on hillary's huge decline? >> greg gutfeld, you racist gun freak who hates the poor. she's going to be an amazing president, and when she wins in november, 2016, i'll be here for

you, buddy. >> why are we always quoting this poll? >> well, because they're one of the largest university polling centers. they're bigger than academic polling centers and large is in charge. >> still to come, owen wilson calling quinn a colin quinn. a quick show of hands, how many wish you met me years ago when i was still single? yeah, i get that a lot. sorry. i'm taken. [ music and whistling ]

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>> i have i have a theory. job references are worthless. after adam ward, we find out the killer was a [ bleep ] and a lunatic. he aid they were racist, but racial ak you sayings were his schick. no one gives any honest job references ever. at his various jobs he had a reputation for threatening behavior. the sales staff at one point hid

from him in a locked office. he left a string of conflicts and he was a terrible worker. so how did he keep getting jobs in he didn't get bad references even when hr rencommended even when he was told to get help. it might get you sued, bad references. >> and the employer was probably afraid because of eeoc and everything else to call the police and say this guy looks and sounds kind of dangerous. looks like he had a couple of fights. >> we live in a time when we are forced to the lie of emission. people push this guy from job to job, making him someone else's problem, a job that eventually

killed people. is this a problem that cannot be solved? >> i'm going to teach you how to give the best bad job reference. >> should we hire him? what do you think? here's the way to do it without saying anything negative. i don't know. who else are you looking at? that's how you do it. that lets people know that you should take a look at somebody else other than him but he can't come and kill me because i didn't think anything bad about him. >> why do we have to play games? >> i don't want him to come and kill me. >> you'll get sued. >> it's all about being a victim. this guy accepted being a victim as being part of his life, this constant thing, the whole world is against me. >> and it worked for him. >> i don't play suduko. i don't know codes or anything. >> you pick numbers and you put them in an order with a pencil. you have to use pencil. >> huh.

there you go. >> perfect. now i know. >> did you want to make a point after that. >> no. people are confused because no one is allowed to express what they say and they talk in codes. it's like ending a relationship. >> people are children. they can't take anything nowadays. >> i have a solution to your theory. and i don't know why this hasn't been developed yet. why isn't there yelp for employees that employers can use to rate the people anonymously? >> amazon does this internally, but it leads to a culture where everybody is always sniping each other. >> and a bad new york times story. >> yeah. i want to move onto this other story, so while one [ bleep ] was planning murder, another was on a paris bound plane. despite being on terrorist lists, he made it on a train.

the bravery reminds me being a hero is awesome and the government failed. the bottom line, in any mind is we have to recommit to national security because we can't rely on strangers on a train. this story was a great story, ben. but it just -- i don't like the fact that security is dependent on heros. it should be dependent on people like me who hide. >> actually, in d.c., if a few weeks ago, there was a murder that happened in one of the trains where nobody stood up and defended a guy. you have to applaud this, and the most important thing is to think about it ahead of time. amtrak is concerned about security. they're thinking about what they're going to do differently. they're concerned about having to apply tsa type stuff, but they have a great policy. never increase ridership and do anything to make people ride. they're good at it. >> we pay amtrak billions.

>> and they're fillnthy. if i was a terrorist, i would think the job was done. >> when i was in school, there was a boy picking on a girl i liked. i sat on him. if i ever see a terrorist in an amtrak, 6'7", you're getting sat on. >> i would hide behind him. he's tall. >> has the thing. this case of these heros, they were trained for things like this. to see something say something or do something only works if you're prepared to do so. i think we need to focus on more than scanners before you get on a train. the surveillance. this terrorist was known by authorities in three different countries and slipped through cracks. we need to look at why and how to keep tabs on people. >> slipping through cracks, the employee cat. i want to ask you, how can can any kind of company do anything?

why don't former employers give job references? >> a lot of employers have policies to say as little as possible so you don't get sued. but i think we should be more open about our feelings and talk about them as much as possible and make decisions based on honest feelings. >> that's beautiful. >> yeah. >> liberal panel, do you have anything constructive to add about the heroism that you would never express on a train. >> i think a conservative idea would be to park an army in every single train station. >> that's actually what i would do. >> that's conservative thinking. >> i want to make a point. this was a remainder. this is what you call a free reminder of vulnerability. nobody died. we should pretend that they did so we would take it more seriously. nobody remembers happy endings,

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>> what? >> there's a tank. >> go, go. >> come on. "gunfire". that's a look at the look at "no escape". we've all been there. earlier part of one of the satellite, i interviewed owen wilson. if you excuse me, i have to change out of my suit and put on a blue sweater. owen, good to see you. i've been a fan of yours since '96 when you wrote" bottle rocket". i have to ask you, what's your

favorite line that you've written that you're most proud of? >> you mentioned "bottle rocket". there's a line where i say this ain't no trip to cleveland, which i wish i could say we wrote but we got it from a miami vice, that someone says, and a lot of lines that i like that i've ended up putting in scripts end up being oh maujs to something else. >> if you're going to steal j steal from miami vice. your new movie, "no escape" it's like a family movie that's an action film. vacation that involves peasant rebels trying to behead you. >> yeah. it was the director and the writer were sort of kidding me saying you bring the dad from marly and me and we'll bring the unrest from southeast asia. >> yes. now, of course, when you -- when i watch these movies, i envision

the actor going through and thinking there's a lot of running. do you ever notice there's a lot of running, do i really want to do this? >> i actually end up sort of, you know, i wish i'd had a fit bit when i was doing this movie, because i definitely was doing a lot of running, but it end up being one of those things that it's easier to be out of breath than to act out of breath, so i'm happy to do it. >> now, there's been some kind of controversy around the movie because you have to be careful who the villians are. why does everything have to be political and become an outrage when it's an entertainment vehicle, it's a movie? >> yeah. um, i'm not sure. i suppose, you know, that the movie could have, this family could have moved to vancouver and political unrest broke out there, but it wouldn't have

been -- it would have lost something, i think. >> i think if you had it in reverse where an asian family moved to texas, it would have been lauded by peter pra verse of rolling stone. but it got great reviews. you had some comments about donald trump's campaign. does he excite you, intrigue you, or scare you? >> well, i think like everybody, i tuned into that first debate, and when is the last time that you tuned into a debate that, you know, that was that early in the primaries with ten people in it? it's because of trump. it's just interesting to see -- you can't help but get a kick out of the guy, to see somebody sort of -- it's just unusual to see somebody speaking their mind like that. >> he is actually kind of a more arrogant version of the kashlgter in rush moore. >> he does not take a back step.

>> he doesn't care. >> i know. yeah. it's something else. >> would you vote for him or would you just use him as entertainment value? >> yeah. well, i'm liberal, so i wouldn't be voting for him for president, but i do get a kick out of him. >> yeah. it's true. charlie sheen says he wants to be his running mate who he would have a truther and a berther together. >> i was actually thinking charlie sheen is sort of someone else that, you know, so many actors and me probably included when you see them at press things they're almost reading from a script, and when charlie sheen was doing all the interviews a few years ago, that was watchable because it was somebody who wasn't reading from the normal script. >> brutal and refreshing. you're a family of actors. three siblings, but my favorite of the three, sorry, is andrew.

he was beef supreme and coach beck in rush mother. my favorite character is future man in bottle rocket. >> yeah. i'll pass your compliments onto andrew. he's great. there's no getting around it. >> what's the name futureman? what was the significance? >> futureman, i sort of -- i call him futureman in "bottle rocket" because i believe in the future that's what everybody will dock like. >> he was an amazing bully. >> you know another great bully in that same vein was it chet from weird science, the bill paxton character. >> bill was a great weird doe in true lies. >> he's great. >> he's great at being slimy.

>> he was great in aliens, the second one, and then he's great -- he's been great in so many movies. >> congratulations on "no escape" it's getting great reviews and best of luck to you. >> thank you. thanks for having me. >> thanks, owen, like he can hear me. still to come, an offensive fraternity. doesn't that is it

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>> welcome to >> welcome to greg's back to school silly bus. that's where i address recent campus controversies. a fraternity was suspended after hanging sexually explicit signs.

including freshman daughter dropoff. the signs made national headlines but you can find this sort of stuff on campuses all over the country. ohio state who reads dad, we'll take it from here, along with a fellow who looks knob great shape. this one from georgia southern university reads 21 drink, 18ish to spend the night, and from west virginia university, she called you daddy for 18 years, now it's our turn. clearly, these are classy gentlem gentlemen. what do you expect? maybe this topic should be called what do you expect, but is it bad? awful, sad? >> i think it's bad they can't spell, a lot of it, that's a bigger problem. but really what we're seeing here is what actually happened if hillary clinton and sandra walked up to the party at the same time. this is something i find

laughable. it's stuff that's been going on for years. >> you have children. >> i do. >> this actually worries me because i have a niece that just went as a freshman as college and she's sharing a dorm with an entire football team. >> i cannot wait for my college to go to college and i can get a good night's sleep. no go to college for toddlers. hang up sheets. i need to sleep. >> that's selfish. >> it is. >> there's a real problem, right? >> i think the problem is the fraternity was suspended or got in trouble for it. it was a private home that they're hanging this from and not necessarily everyone in the home belongs to the fraternity. i think legally there might be an issue. if anything, you give the group a warning. i like the signs. it's like a sign for winl, don't woman in this house. >> from that boys are all fat.

>> is there a reason you couldn't get in a from that? >> i never wanted to be in a from that. >> i'm very charming. no, but i'll say, i wish i had a daughter and i was dropping her off at old dominion, i would have kicked down that door and gone room by room and beat them up. >> i believe the greek system is the only sanctioned villain left. if the family was escaping a fraternity, it would be okay. fraternity sigma right? what's so special about them? >> bob barker was a sigma knew. you know who else? don tyson who was president and ceo of tyson when they were skyrocketing as a meat company. the white meat chicken.

whole grain breading. do you want to live in a world without dyno nuggets? >> it's a summer read that's too hot to handle. several incoming frebman at nuke university are refusing to read fun home because they say it compromises their christian release. it was adapted for broadway and won five tonys. some students are claiming the book is pornographic because it contains scenes of masturbation and sex. one says it's more about the illustratio illustrations. my feel is graphic novels, why are you teaching them? >> exactly. i'm insultded by the fact that this is a graphic novel.

this is not graphic importaporn. it's for summer reading. they don't get a book over the summer. who does that reading anyway. >> and who does graphic novels at the beach. i think it's the new children's book. it's the step you take when you really don't want to write or read. >> interesting. i think these kids need to man up and do the assignment, and you got into duke. congratulations. stop acting like an idiot. >> there is a soccer mom, 50-year-old, reading 50 shades of gray. what happened to the bold strong freshman? these are supposed to be adults. how is this too much for them in. >> are these students trying to ban it? >> i don't think so. they're trying to say they shouldn't have to read it. but you make a good point. >> why are kids not wanting to see illustrations?

i thought kids loved to see naked bodies and things? they are kids saying we don't want this? that makes no sense to me and it's important to be well read. you don't have to like everything you read. it's literature. >> i think it is propaganda. that's where you're wrong. it's propaganda. suspect it propaganda, to push a lifestyle on college kids? >> you know, define propaganda. look, sometimes scary and new ideas, new ideas are scary. sometimes new thoughts and new things are scary. these students are being scared by new ideas like wealth inequality is the result of republican policy. >> you're trying to ban dangerous ideas, people from coming to speak on campus. that's worse. >> that's not true. we just want to white people to come speak on campus.

>> are these incoming freshman to duke? can i give them a tip? i have partied at duke. this is a down payment of what you can expect at the next four years. duke is a fun school. >> aren't you impressive? >> i didn't get in. i wasn't smart enough. i just partied there. >> college students are acting like children now. preventing comics from coming to cam campus. >> that's a good point. if you're a conservative, you have to loosen up. let them have the safe spaces. laugh at them for being so sensitive and fragile and then just ignore everyone else. >> if you're a liberal, you have to read something else. >> that's the problem. people don't mix. we need to mix everybody. all right. up next, colin quinn on the end of the world. but first, a word from our sponsor. >> tonight's show is sponsored

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comedic legend but also a deep thinker who just might have the solution to america's growing division and unrest. or not, he could just be a comedic legend. >> establish justice this lawsuits, ensure domestic tranquility. do you know how much money it costs to keep people fratranqui. he's the star of colin quinn a funny but powerful trip through american history that ends on a sober note about our nation's decline. in the meantime, the colors book shows us how the subject of race has been polluted by oversensitivi oversensitivity. as an expert in wood winds might say, it's a read. >> that's indulgent. throw that last line out. >> i had to add something

terrible. all right. >> you know, thanks for the clip, the most boring part of my special. >> i picked it because of the cups. >> the least offensive cuts. >> i'm the worse. >> you're not married. that's proof. your wife wouldn't have let you dress like that. >> or if i was gay, i wouldn't have dressed like that on my own. >> i watched unconstitutional, it's a great one-man play. it's now on netflix. in your special, you suggest the country is headed in a direction in which it's coming apart. >> it's finished. this country is about to get divorced. i get the 13 colonies. it was a marketing hook. it didn't help as much as i hoped financially. but i did talked about how we're going to break up in a country. i believe we're going to get divorced as a country because the center can't hold. but then i went to texas and i

go, we're going to get divorced as a country. texas, they started applauding. >> texas wants to be their own country. they want to leave, but i think people are going to learn about the constitution and maybe hear about it for the first time from watching your special. >> have you -- is it memorized? do you know the entire constitution? >> it's only four pages. >> really? >> yeah. should i read it? >> yes. it's four pages. >> before i watch your show in will i understand your show better? >> my show -- that's a good question. better to watch my show, then read the constitution. my show is better than the constitution in many way ys, i hate to say it. >> it's hard to understand. >> it's in english, actually. >> just like the bible. i have a hard time reading the bible. >> i read it in aramaic, mel gibson. >> i stick to the latin version. >> when you say divorce, do you

mean violent revolution. >> probably five civil wars, pac 10. >> five civil wars? >> yeah. what's wrong with that? >> they're going to be civil. a lot of yelling and crying and stuff. >> i never thought about that. civil, that's good. >> that is pretty good for a girl. is that what you're saying? >> no. apparently i didn't get the memo. >> your book, i want to talk about your colors book. you talk about how hard it is to talk about race, and even when you talk about race, and i saw this in interviews, they try to patient you as a racist, correct in. >> yeah. >> it's hard even to talk about. >> what i'm trying to say, my book is just my life experience. it's like, everything i say is just, why do you arch your eyebrow when i say it's my life experience? >> it's impossible to have a

racist experience. no one ever has. >> that's true, but the book and your play are together because it's about racial division. >> racial and national division, yes. >> we're supposed to be a melting pot but it's like all the ingredients in the recipe don't want to be together anymore. >> there's a lot of identity. that's the whole conflict in the country. one of the conflicts which i could easily synthesize right now. two ways of looking at the country, it's either perfect and infallible. she's italian, she believes in him, or it's this horrible thing. there's no place to ever have both at the same time. >> should we start over? >> we could start over, right here. >> i think some of these people should just stay home, some of the most mad people. stay home and have what they

want under a blanket. >> they can watch your special on netflix. >> nice plug. i wonder if we should end there. >> yeah. stay hole and watch my special on netflix. >> feget his coloring book. it's quite entertaining. we'll be back.

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>> it is time for greg mail. >> yes, it's time for greg mail. the address is greg mail at fox news.com. i read, he answers and then we dance like no one is watching. the first one is from nobody, but they felt up comfortable giving their real name. i think i recall that trump's angry tweets to people seem to be in the middle of the night. any possibility these are am ambien tweets in. >> this is a great point. this is why i don't use it anymore.

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>> hey, [ bleep ]. >> that didn't end well. >> you're not supposed to hit them while they're down. >> for people at home, he's fine, meaning he's probably dead. >> final one is from steve. he asks, do you ever get really sad that brad pit and jennifer aniston broke up? >> these breakups make me happy. it remind me that even extremely good looking people can't make it work. and they were tired of having sex together, so now they're on with different people. i'm seeing both of them on the side and they don't know it, but i'm glad these two are still together. >> after gay major, they made it work. >> they did.

>> the next step, everybody, dogs and turtles, disgusting but beautiful. >> thank you so all our guests. i love you, america. tonight on "red eye." donald trump and jeb bush get in a heated ad war. is it time to call in donny doich to negotiate a cease-fire. and when should you start scaring your children with the dangers of nuclear war? i say the delivery room. and marshawn lynch hucks skittles on a tv shopping network. our panel provides wisdom and