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so it hurt ours feelings when you're not here. thanks for being with us. have a great evening. hi, i'm greg gut felt. i love that robe. coming up on tonigh what were the biggest stories of the summer? was it donald trump? a donut-licking pop star from "prison break" or my all new beach workout? plus, kevin neil stops by to talk isis. are people still buying drinks for killing bin laden. it keeps them busy and away from the liquor cabinet. oh, i've missed you, america. we've got a lot to talk about, so let's get started. i'm told by his advisers he doesn't care about the flack he's getting -- >> that's messed up. >> it is extremely distressing. >> are we trying to appeal to the ill-informed?
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i mean, what's the point of this? let's welcome tonight's guest. she's as blunt as an ax and twice as cutting, fox business contributor degan mcdowell. he works part-time as a flashlight. she's a big fan of crying in public bathrooms. she's joe sizinski. it's our liberal panel. there he is, boo! all right. this summer the airwaves were dominated by donald, hillary, rachel, ariana, caitlyn, and a big whopper marriage that never happened, thank god. my big stories this summer, a
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frenchman, a brit, an american taking down a terrorist on a paris-bound train. this is my favorite story because it illustrates two sides of a coin. one, it took the heroism of incredible men to stop incredible carnage. and two, it shows you that without the heroism, there would have been incredible carnage. this thug was on a watch list and it didn't matter. he roamed freely among the masses. my conclusion? we're sitting ducks for massacres unless we rethink security and surveillance. all right, degan, any thoughts on what i'm saying? i believe we have to treat this last heroic effort as though something bad happened and not just be happy that, you know, nobody died. >> i hope that people look at it and realize that they're going to have to step up, and that they follow the heroic efforts of all of these men in taking down this terrorist. rather than being worried about it, i'm optimistic. >> no! i don't want to step up. i miss the days of the dining car and the white gloves. i wasn't alive in those days but i hear they were lovely. >> they were. >> men are bad asses, and women can be too.
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come on, man! >> no, no, my point is you can't have a government rely on the kindness of strangers. if it wasn't for the heroism of these guys, malice, there would have been 100 people dead, probably. >> that's true. but let's be fair. our government was founded on the kindness of strangers. george washington's army were all volunteer, regular americans. this again proves that the rest of the world will have to stand by americans to come save their butts, especially the french. >> wow. >> i don't want to have to do anything. i want to sit on the train, pretend to be asleep and get your own room. that's the only thing you need to worry about. >> i'm not even walking into mcdonald's with you. >> i'm serious. >> i think that surveillance and security should be treated like a public health issue, the same way you treat food safety and car safety. it's time for the public and the private and the government to work together and create a national police state. i saw your face! because, because terrorists are going to be using private pathways to destroy us. private companies have to get involved.
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i'm tired of talking about this because i know i'm right and i want to move on. your story, dagen was trump. >> yes. it is the perfect summerme story, right? it is like a bad hookup on a hot august night. he has pretty good pickup lines, but then there's the unfortunate fumbling and the empty promises. he will quickly end up insulting you about maybe your love handles, and then it's all over, and by the middle of september you're acting like you don't even know the guy, you don't remember any of this, or you blame tequila. that's how it's going to turn out. >> it's true, trump is america's summer fling. some people try to get that summer fling, like bring them to meet the family for thanksgiving, and, you know, to christmas. you want the presents, you know. you want arm candy. >> but not a bad summer fling. i have a feeling this fling will go into the fall and perhaps into january. >> because nothing better comes along.
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>> i have said this before. he is football to the other candidates' soccer. >> i also like how barry goldwater gave us ronald reagan. even if he doesn't become anything, he has really coarsened up our discourse. and frankly, i think it's a positive. >> you like it because of the rawness. >> and i'm sick of this kind of pretense in discourse. let's have welfare in washington just like we had with people caning each other in the senate. >> i will say to you, cat, i find when he speaks to be very entertaining. i don't like his twitter antics. that's what drives me nuts. going on twitter if you're going to be a president to me is kind of petty. >> well, i actually love going on twitter. it's really great for me. i'm never alone when twitter is around. but yeah, even his resting face is interesting. it's enough to be daunting. do you think he sleeps like that? is that the way he gets up in the morning? >> the start of the debate, this was his face. >> it is. but you know what? this is what he was born for, right? i think this is what he was born for. he is a natural at talking to people.
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he does repeat himself over and over and over again, but so do i. i'm jealous. >> it's more interesting when he does it. >> yeah, i'm interesting of him. >> all right, malice, what is your story? >> as we all know, north korea and pyongyang is the craziest country on earth. just this past summer, they created their own time zone. now pyongyang gets a half hour before the rest of that time zone going back before that time when they say before the [ bleep ] conquered them. and made them a colony. it's not the crazest thing they have done with this. in 1997 they started their own calendar. starting from the birth of christ, they start with the birth of the great leader kim song un, and now we're in the year 1004. >> you're going to think i'm weird. i never experienced a different time zone until i was 21 or 22. i lived in california. i only had one time zone. i never had a different time zone. i didn't even know what a time zone was. when somebody explained it to me, i go, i didn't get it.
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when people would talk to me about jet lag, i didn't understand what jet lag was. >> you understood what it was, though? >> i pretended. but i didn't understand until i flew to d.c. for a job interview. >> how old were you? >> probably 21. i had no desire. i didn't have relatives that lived far away. >> in the words of my daddy, i don't believe i would have told that. >> by the way, when i think about north korea, i think about this. we don't need marvel comic space movies. we don't. we already have a marvel villain in north korea. america should be the fantastic 4. >> yeah, i think it's really sad how north korea is portrayed as a carnival when in fact they have concentration camps. they starve children for political purposes. this is the realest villainy we have on earth today. >> and something bad is going to happen, right? >> something good, hopefully. they're starting to collapse already. >> really? you've been there. >> i have been there, and the markets aren't providing food because the governments couldn't
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do it. and creeping cynicism is the thing that brought down the soviet union as well. >> all right. something more important. joanne? >> yes. >> your story was ariana grand? >> grande. >> i say it bad. >> as in large. it's the largest story of the summer. i'm fascinated by the fact that as americans shamed a female celebrity for having a snack. we are always talking about how these celebrities don't eat, or are they good role models because they're so thin? she was enjoying a nice, tasty donut, the treat that is american. >> she spit on it! >> it was a donation. if they would have sold those donuts on e bay, that would have been millions for this donut shop. but nobody understands. >> i would like to thank our good friends at tmz for providing us a video of my favorite summer moment. >> i don't know. i think the worst thing in the world are young people with fame and money, because when they get it early, they have no wisdom, and they have no humility. so what they do is spit on other
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people's food and they think it's funny. or justin bieber urinating -- >> but true, if ariana were erin grande, i think this story wouldn't have had as much traction. because we expect that kind of behavior from boys. >> but the boy singers, i mean they all look the same. >> that's true. >> you know she's going to be behind the counter serving the donuts and i'll be there with a camera. >> fat before the age of 25. you are so named correctly, malice. she is the recipient of the steroidal news cycle. it was less than 48 hours, it was gone. >> yeah. >> it just went away. >> you, catherine, story? >> the escaped convicts. those guys, right? they almost did it. but they were drunk. they were getting drunk. if you have stuff to do, i know it's fun to party, i know it's fun to booze, don't drink before work, definitely when you're trying to avoid life imprisonment.
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just stay sober for a little bit. >> when should i not drink? >> when you're trying to avoid being in prison the rest of your life. don't drink! >> every man indulges in this fantasy. it's a sexist comment. but we've always wondered where we would go and who we would call if we were escaping either where we live. >> i indulged in this fantasy as well. >> have you? >> yes. >> women's prison? what would you be wearing? >> probably a prison jump suit, but i would have to make sure i manipulated somebody from the outside before going on the inside. >> exactly. this is the lesson. this is the lesson. you need a year of manipulation of one person. all you need is to manipulate one person to help you, and everything is set. i hope huma abedin is listening. >> would i be able to wear these glasses in prison. >> yes, you do. you do get to wear glasses. i think this is a lesson for women. if you want a hot guy that's tight, you got to work in a prison. there's none of them outside the walls anymore.
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>> speaking of walls, liberal panel, what was your story of the summer? >> my story of the summer was nasa's new horizon pluto fly-by. it was a story that reminded americans that at heart we are explorer, pioneers and innovators. and the world should thank us for illuminating yet another corner of creation's majesty. >> ugh. >> wow. >> i love you. >> i love you too. >> you're one human family. >> no, you're not human. by the way, too bad we don't have a space program anymore. >> i disagree. we have a humble and ambitious space program that still stares at the stars and dreams that the universe is america's. we own pluto! >> all right. >> usa! >> any comments on that story? >> the best part of the flyby is that pollute tow actually has a heart on it. >> it's an adorable planet. >> it did not want to be considered adorable. it's like, no, i'm a real
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planet. >> there's the heart. there it is. some alien put that there. it will be a gift. you know what it will be? it will be like a gift putin gives to somebody later. speaking of gifts, if you haven't, pre-ordered my new book "how to be right." it basically teaches you how to be persuasive. when it comes to being in a political argument, or any argument for that matter. you can go to amazon and order it. it's a beautiful book. it's small. you can read it in an hour. okay. before we go, sorry, i just wanted to mention my other highlight of the summer. working with lou dobbs, he has appeared several times on the show so far. i thought about running a best of lou dobbs segment. he doesn't give you anything less than the best. here's a moment i'll never forget, when he gave me a list to one of our first two shows and made sure i had everything i need. >> well, here we are. >> i don't know, lou. do i have to go to work? can't i just go to work with you? >> you're going to be fine.
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and if he gives you any trouble, just ignore him. >> he's constantly following me in the halls. >> in the halls? >> in the halls. >> well, ignore him. >> all right. i'll try. thanks, lou. >> have fun. >> i'm going to try. >> hey greg? >> yeah. >> did you forget something? >> oh, thanks. peanut butter? >> exactly. >> awesome, thanks. >> greg? >> yeah? >> this? >> thanks, lou. almost forgot. thanks. >> greg? >> oh. and this. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. i almost forgot. uncle steven. >> and this. >> yeah, yeah. okay. anything else? his brother. thanks, lou. >> remember, have fun.
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cal leeb called for the same thing. we met him on the stairs up. but we're not on speaking terms in general. >> you killed my dad, #unfair. lol. >> i would say it was fair. >> pretty fair. >> how would make an emoji for that? >> you could string some together. >> true. >> i got to ask you, whenever you and your significant other, whether it's a girlfriend or wife, i don't know where you are these days, when you know it's not going well in a tiff, do you ever say, blurt out, but i killed bin laden, almost to erase any kind of edge she has on you? >> no, that doesn't work. i tried it in bars before, it doesn't work there, either. >> really? >> no. >> has enough time gone by that now you're back to buying your own drinks? >> well actually tried that. i was with my brother last night at a kid rock concert, and we tried to get a drink out of someone and they didn't even believe us. >> i was going to say so, what you're doing is walking up to girls at bars and say i killed bin laden. can i buy you a drink? >> it's at the point now that even if i tell them i'm a navy s.e.a.l., they don't believe it.
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>> you know why? because there is so many navy s.e.a.l.s with books out. >> if you want to sell a book nowadays either put sniper, ninja or s.e.a.l. in the title. >> "sniper ninja s.e.a.l." that's a title of a next book. >> that could be a movie. >> that could be. exactly. i don't know what it would be about. >> it should be about man doing manly killings. >> yes. well done. >> and then a flag on there. throw a flag on there. >> rob, i got to ask you, a lot of presidential candidates are talking about what they would do with terror, what they would do with isis. is there anybody who stands out, anybody you think has the right idea? >> i think the guys that are doing the primaries right now, the debates right now, they're all smart enough to realize it's going to take a large effort, a lot of different minds, a lot of different planners. >> yeah. >> out of the pentagon, state department, things like that. because it's not a simple solution. i think the one they would be most afraid of would be donald trump.
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>> yes! >> i mean, he doesn't use teleprompters. he pretty much tells it like it, on his mind. and i don't think he takes a lot of crap from people. i'm just saying. >> i'm going to say they might be afraid of marco rubio. because if he would throw that football and hurt a child, an innocent child, he would do anything. >> that was an accident. >> how do you know? >> there are no accidents. >> this are no accidents. thank you very much. you a both crazy people. huckabee said it would take no more than ten days to get rid of isis. >> that all depends on if the men in the armed forces would take the gloves off to fight them. go over there to fight them. go there to kill them and leave it alone. you don't need to rebuild it their nation for them. >> shows how much god, guns and gritz and gravy you have, greg. >> don't put it on me. don't they want. >> is there any way to stop maybe not isis, but an islamic state. isn't that essentially what they want? whether it's iran there is always going to be -- >> the radicals on the shia and
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the sunni both want the end of the world. the caliphate is going to be that so they can all go to heaven. now they're living in an ancient time. the way to defeat it is with the moderate muslims which maybe realize just because someone doesn't believe what i believe i don't need to cut their head off or cut them in half or drown or burn them alive. they'll need to stand up and say enough is enough. right now no one is fighting. that's why they're tough guys, no one is fighting. >> you know what worries me, it's not the barbarism we see now. when they marry that ideology to modern technology, like we can buy drones at radioshack if it still exists. wouldn't they figure out thou use this stuff? >> like the nuclear weapon we gave them? >> yes, exactly. >> that's a problem. you give them a legal pathway to a nuclear weapon to someone who is ten times more religious than your crazy religious aunt? they know they're right. >> that's crazy. >> give them the international
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continental missile. it's there so they can hit manhattan. >> is isis worse off now than maybe a year ago? >> they're getting stronger it's not long before the assad regime crumbles and then who is in charge? >> this segment made me scared. >> you should be scared. isis and terror, it's not immigration, it's not race -- it could be the economy. >> easy for a white guy to say. >> well, thank you. how do you know i'm white? inside i could be something else. >> yeah, well. >> well, inside, i'm not white. we know that. i'm a very bad guy. rob, thank you so much. and thank you for your service. and thank you for getting rid of bin laden. i would have gotten around to it sooner or later, but i have some -- >> stuff going on. >> yeah, i had some difficult things going on. >> yeah, yeah. i wasn't very busy. soy had a little extra time. i knocked that one out of the park. >> thank you for that. all right. that's it for this segment.
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you don't get a you don't get a super bowl ring if you lost the super bowl, so why should your child get a trophy for just playing a sport? it's evil. after steelers linebacker james harrison said he was giving back the participation trophies his 6 and 8-year-olds son got, parents took sides faster than michael moore at boston market.
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veteran local newscaster jim vance not only agreed with harrison, he said giving a kid a trophy they didn't earn is a form of child abuse because that's not the real world. joining me to discuss this, a man who has no choice but to live large, our big news correspondent tna wrestler tyrus. you have strong opinions about this. should he strip the trophies from his kids? >> i think the manner he did it may be a little iffy, maybe not put it on instagram. >> yes. >> because that walk to school the next day was probably not fun for the kids. but his message, i agree with it 110%. and here is why. in this country i feel we have gotten away from the values of failing. >> right. >> and losing, and picking yourself up. everyone loves the movie with the montage where the guy gets beat up, he has nothing left, his wife leaves and he is crying in his house with the lights off. >> yeah. >> everyone loves that. then he fights back and gets it and he take herself back.
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but that's neither here nor there. but we don't do that anymore. when we lose, okay, here's this, anyway. no problem, you're okay. i love you, baby, you're fine. especially young men. i can't speak for young women, but for young men not having those lumps and knocks in life to come back from, when you're an adult and the first time you get hit with real stuff and you go for a job and they say no. >> yes. >> well, i didn't get the job, but what do i get then? nothing. please leave. then you'll be like, well, then what do i get? you didn't get a trophy because you didn't win. when you win, you get a trophy. then when you win and you get that trophy, it's a tremendous feeling. that's why you see grown men crying when they win the super bowl because of the training and everything that went through and the sacrifices. when you just get things all the time, you don't appreciate anything. >> i kept all my participation trophies, but it was to remind me that i was a failure. i put them next to all my brothers actually did stuff well trophies. >> you're an angry woman.
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>> but anger is healthy if you channel it. >> yeah, you're like. >> a very small angry woman. >> i think that's why every kid, though, should participate in theater. because not everyone can be the lead. >> true. >> story of my life. >> you learn rejection very well. it's a play. there's a certain number of characters. either you make it or you don't. >> i try to be in musicals. i can't sing at all. i sounded like a power tool as a child. >> now you're well adjusted. >> yeah. >> i always got most spirited. >> i got yeah, you're big. you're a soldier. stand in the back. stand in the back. okay, i'll stand in the back. >> you can never be a flier. >> no, no. >> however, you are a bodyguard. you're a bodyguard to many, many important famous people. who did you bodyguard? >> my longest tenure and the one i became exclusive with was snoop. i was with snoop for a long time. >> now, was it hard -- it wasn't hard work. it couldn't be, because he didn't quickly, right? >> he didn't move quickly but he didn't sleep.
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he's like that turtle, hey, cuz, i'm going to play this video game for eight hours. watch me. then we're going food shopping at 7-eleven. then you're going to drive me for four hours and i'm going to play video games some more. have you ever watched people play a video game? >> it's terrible. >> it's like watching paint peel. i used to keep a toothpick in my mouth and do this all the time. you can't fall asleep. it was nonstop. people get misconstrued that snoop is this party animal. he is not. at the time i was coaching football. and i coached football and stuff with him. i did a lot of stuff with his kids and stuff. but it's nonstop. he never sleeps. never sleeps. >> i would think with his efforts for drugs. >> drugs? okay, you're throwing that word around like that guy said abuse. used to get beat, abused. now he is smoking drugs. >> no, no.
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i'm for legalization. >> yeah. so he partakes in marijuana every once in a while. >> recreational activities. >> and you have to understand when he first started, cocaine and stuff was legal. >> wait, what? >> was the movie "the bodyguard" realistic? >> well, me and snoop never made out, if that's your question. when i left for wwe, there wasn't rain. him going cuz, i'll always. just don't say nothing. it was more like "star wars." it was like, i love you. i know. >> i think that movie has to be made in this day and age. >> the gay bodyguard? >> yes, exactly. who would you like to play? if you had to play the bodyguard, who would you like to be guarding in that movie? >> oh, boy. >> john stamos. >> yes! good answer. >> that's a very good answer. >> oh, boy. >> you know what? mel gibson. yeah, yeah, rugged. >> how about a young mel gibson? >> no, i want the angry one.
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i want one when i leave, he doesn't cry. he calls me names. >> we got to move on. thank you so much, tyrus. always stop by when you're in town because we always enjoy your company. >> and you're my brother from another mother and father. >> that's so true. the similarities are uncanny. all right. stick around, america. we'll be right back. arities are feel secure in your dentures...
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and to celebrate the art of our generation, internet cats. ♪ i haven't seen work like this since the mona lisa. trump your cat is not only relevant to today's times, but relevant to every art enthusiast. the cat wants a cheeseburger. he does not have a cheeseburger. why does he not have a cheeseburger? i think the artist was trying to comment on the lack of resources in the obama economy. so how does this art make you feel? >> oh, it makes me feel all kinds of things. i feel bad for some of the cats. i love some of the cats. >> what has been your favorite part so far?
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>> coming here. i really like your costume, though. where did you get it? >> cost -- i don't understand the question. if you look at the shadows, i think that also represents something. >> everything represents something. >> yes. >> there are no mistakes, there are no coincidences in art. >> i think i might cry. >> i did already today, so -- >> i just saw one that really upset me. >> what one was that? >> that was the one where the poor cat went into the urn and i have no idea whether he got out or not. >> but that might in fact be the artist's intent. >> i also didn't like the cat was getting really dizzy on the turntable. >> i feel for that cat. i do. >> i'm grad. i'm glad. because other people were laughing. i didn't think it was funny. >> we all interpret art differently, that's for sure. could you get out of bed in the morning without internet cat videos?
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>> yeah, i could imagine that, yeah. i could, yeah. >> wow, stronger than me, i guess. yeah. all right. what about you? >> well, i could, but my son can't. he's another cat crazy person. >> is he single? >> yes, he is. >> nice. i don't have any problems anymore. i found all the answers. >> all the answer. and it was right here all the time. >> it was on these internet cats the whole time. >> oh, my gosh. >> that was pretty impressive, cat. was that a life-changing -- i called you cat. did it change your life? >> yeah, all the moments change our lives, right? every moment changes your life little bit. i was incredibly comfortable doing that. >> i could tell. >> you rented that costume and it was probably worn by somebody who did something in it. >> oh, no, i sleep in it now.
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sleep in it now. >> i do think it's important to point out that after we shot this entire thing, the museum spokeswoman wanted to make sure we understood that this was not an art exhibit, that this is sort of like a history timeline of internet cat videos and how they've kind of grown popular. which just means she doesn't get art. >> everything is art. everything you do is art. >> malice, even you're kind of like an art exhibit, at least with that hair. how did you take the museum? did you like it? >> i hate cats. >> you do? >> this past summer i went to prague because my friend's dad owns a zoo. after a cheetah took a swipe at my face -- >> do you think that's cool? "i hate cats." >> not as cool as interrupting, apparently. >> wait, i want to know what happened in the zoo. >> i was playing with the cheetah. it turned around and took a swipe at my face. and after, that i've become a dog person through and through. i've known evil. >> why were you playing with a
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cheetah? >> because it was a zoo that my friend's dad owns. pay attention. >> who has a friend that owns a zoo? >> they're in prague. >> everybody in prague owns zoos? >> both his parents own zoos. they're divorced. before we go to break, our 52-part series, zexamining the disturbing story of a man named trevor. to recap the story so far, trevor has been wanted by the cia since the late '60s after claiming information that the moon landing had been fake. for a time trevor hid out on alcatraz island, though he later escaped and almost died after a run-in with huey lewis & the news. to understand better what happened next, we thought it would be best to look into his past. >> do the answers to why trevor did what he did lie in his past? was he simply a monster or simply misunderstood?
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could the warning signs gone back as far as the camp in new york? >> a lot of nights at camp he would disappear for hours. but he was always back in his bunk by morning. >> did everybody knows same trevor? what about his first love? >> trevor would get one dessert and then ask for two spoons. some people call it romantic, i call it being cheap. >> could all of this have been prevented with a second order of bananas foster? >> he was always smart, but from what we know now, maybe too smart. >> he was always very smart. but from what we know now, maybe a little too smart. >> smart enough to get someone he loved to do something they never thought they would? >> we had some wild times. but after that night, i knew i'd never see him again. but then i did. >> but did her return to trevor's life ruin his only true friendship? >> trevor was my best friend. i don't think anyone ever thought he would become my worst enemy. >> wow, dagen, i didn't know you
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were so close to trevor. >> yeah. >> i guess we should go to break, huh? all right. when we return, the most offensive tweets of the month. stay tuned. most offensive tweets of the do you want to know how hard it can be to breathe with copd? it can feel like this. copd includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema. spiriva is a once-daily inhaled copd maintenance treatment that helps open my airways for a full 24 hours. spiriva helps me breathe easier. spiriva respimat does not replace rescue inhalers for sudden symptoms. tell your doctor if you have kidney problems, glaucoma, trouble urinating, or an enlarged prostate. these may worsen with spiriva respimat. discuss all medicines you take, even eye drops. if your breathing suddenly worsens, your throat or tongue swells, you get hives, vision changes or eye pain or problems passing urine, stop taking spiriva respimat and call your doctor right away. side effects include sore throat, cough, dry mouth and sinus infection. nothing can reverse copd.
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ever since i've been on ever since i invented twitter, companies have been getting in trouble tweeting inappropriate things. just last year, dave and buster's was called on when they said, "i hate tacos." said no one ever. since then there has been a lot of offensive tweets from hundreds of mainstream companies. frankly the mainstream media i coined like so many who slipped through the cracks. but they didn't slip by our very own katherine timfp. time once again for -- >> thank you, greg. we're going to start off with one from ford motor company earlier this week. a pond, a man's best friend and a #fordtruck. could you ask for anything more? #trucktuesday. i could think of something to ask for more, right? how about not using gender-specific language in your tweets? man's best friend? why in the hell would i want spend the day ruining a pond
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with pollution from a machine with a misogynistic dog. >> i agree, except we don't know if the dog's misogynistic. the dog could be female. >> but females could still be misogynistic. >> that's your choice. >> first of all, gender doesn't exist. >> you're right. move on. >> this one from old spice. the process of being a new man involves hamburger meat, wheels, lessons and old spice deodorant. >> wow, right? >> i can't believe i'm the only one who noticed this. it's a total slap in the face to the transgendered community. really? all it takes to transition is a cheeseburger and some deodorant? that's, huh? aren't you sick of transphobic deodorant, greg? >> my problem is it's called old spice. why is age so important? why are we placing old before a product that people like? imagine, you could do that everything, like sweater. >> yeah, old sweater. i've seen that a lot. but that was pretty bad, and what's bad is this one from
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maybelline, new york is awful. groceries? maybe. makeup? definitely. #sundayfeels. got that? makeup, good. eating, bad. it's a great message for women. you know what else sunday, by the way? god's day. that's why i never makeup on sunday, to celebrate how god made me. sunday is today. i'm not wearing any makeup at all. >> you're glowing with your own natural glow. >> thank you. >> instead of eating food, eat makeup. that's disgusting. it can't be healthy. >> no, it's not. it's not. speaking of eating healthy you might nat knot want the eat at taco bell, especially after you see what they tweeted. >> donating $1 could help teens graduate high school and reach their potential. head to taco bell, or donate online. greg, do they really think a few bucks is going to solve institutional racism? >> no. >> maybe that would work for rich white kids. but that just shows such ignorance of what some kids have
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to go through. a few dollars could solve the disparities due to standardized talk, great job, taco bell. otherwise, that's one of the most offensive tweets i've ever seen. >> wow, you're really getting worked up. i think we should have a boycott, or a bell-cott, because that's clever. it's a play of words. >> sexist. very, very sexist. i've boycotted them already. >> good for you. you boycott a lot of things, don't you? >> yes. i boycott anything that makes me upset once, i'm done. >> wow. i boycott astrology. >> bad idea. how you supposed to know what is going on? >> time to take a break. first, what are our guests receiving tonight? >> our guests receive a free guest wand. invite someone over and want to change it?
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finally tonight, a look back
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at my favorite moment of the summer. the first republican debate was watched by 24 million people, and then picked apart for countless hours on tv in the days that followed. but the best analysis happened on this very show, courtesy of the young members of the new york city urban debate league. who do you think won the debate and why? >> well, i would say marco rubio won the debate. and the reason for it is because he seems so prepared and confident for what he is going to do as president. and went into each issue with so much detail that it shows that he is really prepared. and he countered all the others by telling them that, no this is how we need to do it. >> i see the successor to "special report" right there. who do you think lost? >> i definitely think that donald trump lost. in my own opinion, donald trump has no idea what he is doing up there. >> okay. all right. fair enough. who did you like up there? >> i agreed. i liked marco rubio. he knew exactly what he was doing when he got on stage.
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he knew what he was going to say, and he knew what was going to persuade the people to agree with him, take his side. he just knew what he was doing. and i kind of -- i like that, because i'm all about professionalism. and that's what he had that most of the candidates up there didn't. >> very good. selma, let me know. who did you like and who did you dislike? >> well, i liked john kasich because john kasich bring up really good point. and i disliked rand paul, because all his viewpoints were not as strong as marco rubio or john kasichs. all his points were not that great. >> yes. i agree with you by the way. i don't think rand paul's points were that great either. i aida, who did you like and who would you want to hear more? >> i liked ben carson. because he works with brains, he
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said we need more intelligence. he thought that as a candidate, he needs to bring intelligence and things of that nature to the table. >> that's good. before i move on to my other panel, i want to ask you, do you ever try to debate your parents over stuff, like if you want to stay out late or get money to go out? do you ever try any of your debate tricks on your parents? >> all the time. >> yes. >> all the time. it's all about convincing them to do it. it's just like a debate. you convince them to let you have a certain item or to get you go some where. it's all about convincing them. >> do you have any dirty debating tricks that you can give me? because i'm terrible at debating? >> um, i would probably say there is always some type of videotapes of your opponents debating. you just have to take their weaknesses and use it against them. >> very good. selma, do you ever get nervous, and if you do, how do you combat it? >> well, all the time, because
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every time it's a big debate, i combat it by just being myself and trying my best. >> i like that. that's a good tip. aida, how do you practice? how do you get better? >> i use pins and i put them towards my mousse to make sure i don't stutter as much and elaborate on my words. >> i do that too. i put my pen in my mouth just so i'll shut up because i never know when i'm going to say something completely stupid, which was almost all the time. you guys did great. i don't think the people we have with me now will be able to surpass your expertise. thanks to dagen mcdowell, rob o'neal. >> tyrus, katherine, and the liberal panel. my apologies to chip razorton. good luck withinosaurs. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. >> it was all about leather and rock 'n roll. and that was just grunge. he had a tramp stamp. i should have known then and there what a loser he was.
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>> he was always very smart. but from what we know now, maybe he was a little too smart. [ laughter ] he was always very smart. but from what we know now, maybe a little too smart. [ laughter ] i'm chris wallace. police officers targeted as anti-cop rhetoric reaches new lows. what can ease the tension? we've heard black lives matter, all lives matter, cops lives matter, too. >> at some point in time, you have to stop yelling and screaming and start listening and discussing. >> we'll discuss the deadly attacks on police as well as rising murder rates at major city americans with two top cops. philadelphia police commissioner charles ramsey. and milwaukee police chief edward flynn. then president obama gets enough votes in

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