victims of the horrible attack 14 years ago and the hero who's tried to save them and say a prayer for the families and survivors. thank you for joining us. i am megyn kelly. >> i am greg gutfeld the adventure of joy. here's what's coming up tonight. they are tired of losing to donald trump now candidates decided to post the bare. bear. we will talk to them tonight the fun. guys getting dressed up like cops should we bury them up to their necks in crisco. the latest version of hillary clinton. she spontaneously apologizes and dances because the focus groups demanded it. >> you look great america and losing weight. >> it is ridiculous. it is unclear. >> yeah, you know what? >> i am not going to tell you how we failed miserably. >> got all of these bad

elements. >> isn't this despicable to you? have you no sense of decency? >> i have a theory. donald trump is a 66 foot 2 pumpkin colored middle finger to the last eight years and he won't stop. this week brings yet another thump from trump as carly's mug gets the slug. trump is battling insiders and outsiders now. he's accused of sexism for judging carly fiorina look at that face would any one vote for that can you image that voting for our next president. >> can i say how refreshing it is to hear a man make fun of a woman's face? >> probably i did say something about that. i am talking about persona i am not talking about look. >> sorry i meant persona. how truly this is about how you

make america great again ripping on a chick's look. trump shows nodell cat hand toward women. would it stem his rise? hell no. a response to years of grim identity politics. americans are sick and tired of being told we suck. trump says screw that. we are awesome. we will have so much winning if i get elected that you may get bored with winning. we will have such a strong military that nobody is going to mess with us. and that response drowns out is infuriating steps. whether trump is a lefty or righty it doesn't matter. because it doesn't matter to him. he attracts all kinds of fans many good some bad. the bad thought ripping on a pow was cool. they are nonexpectation of good behavior invites donald's worst.

their rudeness enablers. his main support they are decent folk tuned in but jadeed by politics enamored by the fight. his flaws minor quibbles. trump is the tv pundit as candidate. he is me. pundits are lucky. we say what we want and say something different the next day it doesn't matter. now they are doing the very same thing it aaronings me because it's working. why is he so thoughtless? not cruel but thoughtless. as if he is jeering not sneering. treating the campaign like one long roast. you know it is bad when an obnoxious jerk like me is criticizing behavior. this is a country divided lying to a demanding unity not aspersions. while they are entainting they are getting old much like trump's face i mean persona.

>> period. >> like a trunk stripper governor bobby jindal is near the bottom of every posteriorly. an under dog tired of losing to the big guy this week he came out springing against trump powerful than him wailing on scott marcus. >> the reality is absurd. he's a carnival act. he's a narcissist and ego maniac. i think it's outrageous for him to be attacking anybody's appearance when he looks like a squirrel sitting on his head. >> old joke. >> i snuck into his studio and as governor jindal a few questions. i do change my suits. >> governor jindal thank you for coming on my show. my first question to you if you become the president of the united states what will be my role? >> well, greg, thank you for asking

having me. i was joking as many times as you are on fox i don't know how you do this. >> you name the cabinet agency you want. the reality is, a lot of candidacy agents if you want to get rid of the bureaucrats. >> i would like to be in charge of the awesome things. want to talk about your recent talk with trump. he said awful things about carly and you said things about his hair. you find his level of discourse so outrageous why did you meet him on that level? >> i was disappointed he wasn't more creative in his response to us. i gave a blistering speech and i called him a narcissist an ego maniac said there's no substance to him neither liberal or democrat or republican or independent but he's only in it for donald. this is the best response, the best he could muster was he went

after me for attacking his hair. i gave an entire speech called him a narcissist. the thing he gave greatest response to he proved my point talk about the narcissism. the reason i gave this speech and the reason i gave this is we have the great opportunity in the country giet america back ad instead we got this entertainer this reality tv show star kwho doesn't believe in anything but himself. i think it would be better to turn to conservative principles not a person who doesn't believe in anything but himself. >> you raise an interesting point. i want to make a parallel. you called mr. trump a narcissist with no principles and an ego maniac. in 2007 a senator with no experience who ran on hope and change there was no ideology behind obama. no principles. kind of a narcissist but he won. should winning trump, no pun intended the fact that he is offering us a mystery package.

>> here's my worry that donald trump is not for limited government. he is not worried about top down government. he is not the one campaigning about running the government. he doesn't mind running our lives in he is the one running. if we all had haircuts like him that would be bad for the country. >> there you go again after his hair very, very, very mean. donald trump i get the nomination and wins and he says governor jindal i want you to be my vice president, would you say yes or no? why? >> he is not going to win the nomination. i can image the showing began now. i don't know what the next slogan will be what the next cause will be. it is fun tv to watch. i love it when he gave out lindsay gram's telephone number i love it had when he said jeb bush's audiences were calling

asleep, ya'll should give him a show on fox. i am not suggesting competition. he's a great entertainer. >> he would take my hour. last question real quick. debate coming up. you are at the early debate what do you have to do to get out of the early debate to get up to the big debate? >> our strategy is working we are building momentum on the ground we are getting bigger and bigger crowds. reduced the size of government. that is resinating with the folks on the ground. the most important thing we have a chance to save our country. let's not blow it. the liberals are gift wrapping it to us. let's not screw it up. get donald trump on the elevator send him down stairs and let's get serious. >> i will be watching you on that other weird network. i can't remember the name of it. take care, sir. >> thanks, greg. >> that was as informative as it was informative. let's welcome tonight's guests.

he is so tough he gargles with sulfur rick acid. green beret. ben carson keeps trying to operate on her. fox news contributor mary katherine ham. if you were a frozen treat he would be a him sickle. comedian dave smith. that's my best intro. it is pretty good. thank you. she makes her own boxed wine by pouring wine in a box. if facts with ants shuld be an ant hill. finally when he speaks it comes off the liberal panel. boo the liberal panel. boo. shut up. >> i want to go to you first. i think the persona excuse donald trump used didn't fly. he came out later said i am an entertainer. as an entertainer it's a different ball game. did that fly? >> why is he making excuses at all? >> everything he wants to say never says. he makes up two excuses the

first one didn't work the second one i don't think works either. neither one is going to hurt him in the polls. >> the polls love him. >> carly had the right approach in being dismissive of him and moving on unless other people take care of it. >> i have a great spot to show you in a minute but i want to go to the other lady, joanne. you. is it sexist to think that carly can't take it? is that trump's logic? he shows he's an equal opportunity to go after men and women? >> he thinks every candidate is worthy of an attack. but you know i don't blame him. i don't blame trump supporters for everything that is going on. i blame us. i blame citizens of the world because every time trump sasz something about someone, his poll numbers go up and candidates react and the media gives them attention.

everyone is getting something good out of this all. >> self perpetuating machine that doesn't stop. i want to roll this amazing one this is carly responding to trump. i think it was at an event from phoenix. >> leadership is not about the size of your office. the size of your airplane. the size of your helicopter. it is not about your title. it is not about your ego. >> all right. you are a man. >> i disagree with all of that. >> when she is bringing up size, size, size. what is she talking about. >> with know. >> donald trump remind me a bit about back in the viking age they had a goroup of guys they would throw them into battle. if they started swinging at everyone around them even the good guys. he is like a berserker. if someone hits him with a food

cart if someone says i don't like the way you look he will go after them. he is not the dude we need for president. >> yeah. but i think it is a response to people being tired of having too many (bleep) in congress. >> he is saying nice doesn't matter. dave, he is not political or idea logs cal. most of america isn't political or ideological. i work at forks news. we think everybody thinks like us. there's 300 million people out there that don't. they aren't like us. maybe he is more like america than we are. >> they are not paying attention to the other three years. they come in for the season. everyone can talk about what a buffoon trump is, he is but he wouldn't exist if the gop establishment hadn't failed so miserably decade after decade. in my lifetime how many times have you been in power when have you gotten rid of a department?

we don't believe you guys any more. that's when there is an opening for him. >> i get the appeal. you can say that about anybody. you say that about car the f-- e fiori fiorina. >> i like china and the asians love me. and i love them. i love the bible. i love evangel gals. >> i love them. they love me. why do they love me? you have to ask them. >> i think trump is trying to stress the positive. because people sadie vicive he's loving a lot of stuff. is there anything that he loves? >> i looked at his twitter and there's a lot of stuff. he also loves standing ovations, communicating with everyone daily watching chuck todd fail, barbara walters the beauty of thomas kincaid the magazines fail everything anthony hopkins

does taking lawsuits all of the way when he is right and seeing garbage properly exposed of, real estate, twitter, seeing his opponents lose. a lot of things were backwards ways of saying he hates something. >> that's brilliant. liberal panel what are your thoughts on trump. seems to me you should like him in many ways he is liberal. >> don't you understand? he's working for us. he's working for us. >> when he gets the nomination, he's going to make bernie sanders his vice president. >> that would make sense. they both kind of share some qualities don't they? >> they both sound like they come from brooklyn. >> they do. they do. >> all i have to say is i love donald trump. but he (bleep) me off.

he (bleep) me off. >> when it comes to attacking him he is a enthusiast whether it is poll numbers or buildings you go after him on those things not policy it will be more effective. he doesn't care about policy he cares about pole numbers. >> isis hillary clinton the up coming debate in my new abreu teen. how are they connected? you leave now you will never find out. he will come to your house and beat you to a pulp. a great shap. this... i can do easily. new benefiber healthy shape helps curb cravings. it's a clear, taste-free daily supplement that's clinically proven to help keep me fuller longer. new benefiber healthy shape. this, i can do. ♪ the 306 horsepower lexus gs. experience the next level of performance, and there's no going back. lease the 2015 gs 350 with complimentary navigation system for these terms. see your lexus dealer.

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communities? >> do you have a question for jeb bush? >> what's your plan to cut the corporate tax? >> what is your question for marco rubio? >> marco rubio? let's see. of the 4 million refugees the united states has taken in .03 percent. will you allow them into the united states? that's my question? >> that's a really good question. what's your question for ben carson? >> what is your plan to reduce the national debt which stands at $18 trillion? >> are you swedish? >> absolutely. >> how do you know so much about america? >> all over the internet. >> do you have a question for ted cruz? >> the government shut down 2013 cost the nation $20 billion. why do you support another possible shut down if congress cannot pass a funding bill this

fall? >> that's a really great question? where are you from? >> canada. >> how do you know so much about america? >> we watch cnn news. >> he was a plan. i know it. >> i told you to find stupid people. >> i fail at things often. we should know this. >> you are no longer. jessie would have been a better job. >> i learned a lot this afternoon. >> i learned a lot, too. >> i hope it isn't a cartoon. i hope it isn't that. i don't know what to expect. a part of me, i don't know whatever man. army stuff. just ask some questions. >> this is exactly what the american people feel. >> they become circuses and talk about this stuff.

>> you are jaded. you are jaded. >> you are two months away from voting for trump. >> i am mentally beaten down. >> i had a rough summer. >> do you expect carly to face off with donald? >> that will be the question of the night. i think she is at best at doing it. >> what do you think? >> no one asked donald that yet. he has a great answer. >> hillary campaign started there. >> if you could go by the way thanks for doing that. that came from hillary. >> i learned that from hillary. that's a very, very good lie. >> he started this. >> hillary started. >> you have flip flopped. i learned it from hillary. i don't know. >> i think you are right, though. i think the thing is to -- it's

funny. trump has always been a bully. how he is the anti bully. you have to go after the anti pulley and kick his ass. >> that will get trump really mad. none of them will have to because the moderators will make them. they will make jeb have a faceoff and jeb will lose as he always does. rahm will lose which is infuriating and carly is the one who might beat them. >> she will come off great after that. >> semi valley. i know nothing about that. >> located in the southeast corner of ventura county. it is average of $120.

everybody knows that. >> maybe you just know that. >> quick to the liberal panel who do you think will win the debate? do you care? >> you ask your little people on that couch they know nothing. the benefits of the absolute benefits, the victors the victors of the debate that is going to be jeb's energy. trump's class and huckabee's san at this. >> none of them will be there. they will win. they say other than that you don't just hurt them. >> thank you liberal panel. >> i am not sure what you said. that's why he is a liberal. >> it's a wall to wall. >> hillary re-invents herself and dances like nobody's watching. sadly we were watching. he had the moves of this man. >> there he is carl rove the architect improvisational dance. >> there he is.

>> installed brand new empathy software. hillary apologized for having two e-mail accounts because the new hampshire focus group told her to. >> that was a mistake. i am sorry about that.

i take responsibility. i am trying to be as trance pair p rent as i possibly can. >> how refreshingly spontaneous. it was as offhand as a moon landing. what about humorous? >> controversy seems to follow me around in case you haven't noticed. that's sort of part of the tir tory. >> she is a regular will rogers meaning lifeless. can you hear her poll numbers climbing already. deputy chief of staff to president george w. bush and author of the book the triumph william mckinley. how are you doing? >> fabulous. thank you for showing the footage of me breaking out there at the white house correspondence dinner. i am norwegian. we don't dance we look at our feet. >> i want to ask what do you think of this? >> warmer fuzzyer hillary.

is this reboot going to work? >> it never works when you go out and ask we are being to do something that sounds contrived. but pretend that it is not contrived. >> notice the apology. how convincing and authentic was that apology. she didn't apologize for her principal offense she had a private e-mail server in her home in order to conduct all of her business as secretary of state off-line. she also in the same interview repeated the ultimately which was this was all permitted and allowed. i worked in the white house for search years. if you wanted to do something like this in the federal government if you are secretary of state you are working in the white house you ought to and should go to the legal council's office white house general council or the office of legal advisors of the state department and get permission. i bet you a dime to a dollar she did not do that. i bet you a time to dollar she didn't get permission to hire the state department ploy to maintain the system. i bet you she did not get the

permission from the ethics office of the department of state to give um hue aberde -- abedin the rules don't apply to her. she is hillary clinton. >> does that matter to the democratic party. will the supporters care about this? even though the new york times have led the charge i get the sense they believe this is a right ringed conspiracy. >> the decline in the polls is she has misled us about the e-mails and there are issues. this is part and parcel of it. there are very high positives and low negatives comparatively and has declined ever since. she is in a horse race because of things she says and does and because of what she said and what she did and what she is

explaining. it is costing her enormously credibility with republicans and democrats. bernie sanders is not rising because he's a fantastically powerful approximatepolitician enormously attractive and compelling figure. he is looking around saying we have got to do something better than her. >> gathering the odor of a project sour milk candidate. one last question to you before we move on or run away from you joe biden what do you think he's going to do? is he going to jump in? >> i think it's a very close call for him. it is a deeply personal thing given the death of his son. he ultimately runs. this shows how deeply personal the decision to run for president could be. incidentally before we go i know you have to run. this is the first time i have been on your program. i am deeply honored. i think we need to tell the viewers you and i developed our

special relationship. either you can tell them or i am happy to tell them we met on a cruise that you and i were together on a boat and we formed the bond as true brothers discussing premarket he can no amices and the theo-- economics. >> it was all clothing optional. >> yeah, well, you thought that. but the participants in the national review cruise did not get that same piece of paper that you did. when you showed up for the conference or the panel on humor with rob long, clothing optional it was a little bit let's just say most were a little older and a little more traditional than the people that normally hang out with you. >> and hang out i did. hang out i did. >> it could have been. it could have been. we don't know. >> small things. you know.

>> where is your wipe board. talk to you later, carl. always a pleasure. i have time for one question. >> that was awesome. >> the fact that he insulted me and my manhood. >> i didn't expect karl rove to be that way. >> he's got a good scenes of hu -- sense of humor. >> which president would you fight for? i know you have to fight for all of them no matter what. which won would you like to fight for? >> ted cruz. >> all right. there you go. >> all right. i make a delicious souffle out of kittens. just kidding.

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myself i want to turn away from myself. >> so do i. one more just to rub it in. >> to see myself in this uniform feels like a joke. you realize there are guys that lo wake up and look like this in the mirror all of the time. we solve our problems without resorting to this. >> all right. i would have loved to have been in the ideas meeting for this. when people are sitting around they are coming up with stuff to do and how to spend their money. somebody said hey let's have a bunch of idiots dress up as cops and make fun of them. it felt so propaganday. they couldn't make it a little more natural. i will say cops are not super popular with young people. youngest person to be on fox news. >> i just turned 16. i am very mature. but i am just saying, the liberals who protest cops are insane.

you can't look to them. we do over police a lot. we i am prison too many nonviolent people. a baton and taser and gun don't scream friendly. >> they are not supposed to. you want police with an ice cream cone and balloons? no i am kidding. 9-11 cops race into the world trade center and didn't come out. >> i came back in after 9-11. here's the funny thing. in world war ii they asked them are you going to invade the united states? hell no. i didn't say that. they didn't say that. >> he said something to the effect of hello and they said why? he said behind every blade of grass there will be a male with a gun. he correctly surmised in the 40's that was the male population we had. now our enemies know there's a dude with a latte and a book on how to be politically incorrect. i don't like the way i look right now. by the way the uniform is not a

fricking costume. i remember in acting school i saw a picture of me in my green beret uniform you look good in that costume. >> i think it was me who said that. >> i think i said that was a good costume. >> it was at that that moment we sa stand up you go through the hell training and you have this green beret on the fashion sense is interesting. wearing the uniform and not having the threat of death doesn't complete experience. >> there is a not small women's population with arms behind the blazes. >> you are one of them. >> i have never heard cops say like so much. >> that's a sad thing. everybody like is now breathing. >> joanne if you are a boyfriend the man you were dating showed up in the video how quickly would you dump them? >> quickly.

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woman's life and make her go weak at the knees. how dowry main true to the original creation and concept. not avenge people in the 21st century. all right dave the fact that he is worried about offending people makes him ineligible to write a james bond book. >> if you make any type of art you even kind of have an inclination of let me not offend the art your art stinks, of course it does. it there has never been a true piece of art that will not offend. >> the art that goes out of the way is the art that people are saying or people are saying we should have more of. but yes if you are a conservative and you say there's too much sex and violence on tv you are an old foggy gee. >> james bond. >> he is supposed to be that guy. >> this is that realism. >> the live in girlfriend is

pussy galore they are bickering over breakfast. if he is a girlfriend it will be more fabulously. >> the main woman is pussy galore. don't bleep that. >> they don't want to deal with the same goings on in their life. they want to look at a man that has the vices he shares with me and yet he can still do great stuff while i am sitting on a couch and reading a book. >> the people that think this way are the worst kind of party guests. i don't even want them in my house. this is like you suck. they suck the air out of the room. no. smoke your cigarette have sex on the couch and kill a bad guy from the soviet union. >> we were saying in the last segment what is the image of how killers are supposed to be? when everyone was furious the secret service got caught with the hookers. what do you want them to be? perfectly polite killers?

>> they are trained to be -- >> they should be sly enough to not get caught. >> we are going to see a vegetarian bond doesn't drink. >> green juice shaken. >> that's nice. a coffee enema at the nearest spa. >> james bond any facts? >> this movie is going to be the longest james bond movie which means i am even less likely to watch this than any of the other ones which i have not seen. >> what's your problem with james bond? >> better stuff to do than watch james bond. i don't know. what do you like so much about james bond? >> that's a good question. when you are a kid he was just kind of awesome. he did a lot of awesome things. i think what they should do forget about casting james bond caitlin jenner has to be the

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>> where did my hair go? it is time for greg mail. greg mail@foxnews.com. he answers we all play twist. john from kansas city wants to know greg, how much can you bench? >> people ask me this a lot. i actually bench a lot. but i don't go by pounds per se. when i lift i take a more natural approach to measuring the weight. here's me lifting earlier this morning.

a oo is that how you see yourself, greg? >> here's another one. i see you have climbed the fox ladder enough to have e-mails read by pretty women. keep up the good work. scott horton waterloo new york first place of memorial day. >> thank you. congratulations for writing from waterloo which is the birth place of memorial day. i had no idea. i thought it was a name of a great song by abba. not their best song. that would be dabsing queen which was also my nickname in high school. >> interesting. >> here's another one. will in pursuants burg says your show doesn't have enough toenail fungus commercials. let's have toenail fungus first. >> it is a living thing there for one of god's creatures and needs to be protected. just because it shows up on your toe doesn't make it less

valuable than a kitten. think of it as a bunch of little friends. you are making a ride to some place new on your foot. if you listen to jim sure use sandals this time because that's where you got it. >> i know kittens are more valuable than fungus. we have one more to get to from cheryl lynn. the subject of the e-mail was brown high class of 1960 pick nim 55th reunion. high everyone iment really looking forward to seeing you on september 19th. the time has come for us to pay the owners the rent for the pavilion sevenltd your money $15 to cookie. >> i am sorry cheryl lynn as you know cookie and i aren't speaking another after that incident. i said instead of bringing $50 i will bring some of my himes made am brosch yaw salad it has special grind yents it might make you happy or it might not because this is a strange letter. that wasn't meant for me. >> cookies?

>> yes. poor cookie. i am going to say good-bye to you now. >> thanks to governor bobby ginn jindal and dave smith shths joanne katherine and the liberal panel. i am greg gutfeld. hi, i'm earthquake bowling in -- eric bolling in for bill o'reilly. they call the summer the silly season in politics. the political sniping seems to have gotten even worse after labor day this cycle. at the center of it all is truck frontrunner donald trump who lobbed this grenade at carly fiorina. >> speaking to "rolling stone" magazine trump said of fellow candidate carlie foreignna, look at that face. would anyone vote for that? >> i'm not going to spend a single cycle wondering what donald trump means. but maybe, just maybe i'm getting under his skin a little