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wastes your life. >> it would be funny if it weren't so tragic. >> he's just incompetent. >> welcome to tonight's episode of darn putin. >> so as obama acts calm, russia drops bombs. for those who think barack is pulling a tom sawyer, tricking his pal russia into painting the fence that is syria, think again. putin's not painting it. he's annexing it. as much as we'd like to think syria is no longer our problem, that putin's taking a crazy exoe ex off our hands, please. maybe he'll bomb isis. maybe he won't. sadly not even admiral long face has a clue. >> we agreed on the imperative of as soon as possible, perhaps even as soon as tomorrow but as soon as possible, having a

military to military deconfliction discussion meeting, conference, whichever, whatever can be done as soon as possible. >> it inspires confidence the way leg warmers inspire masculinity. speaking of leg warmers, here's a blast from the past. >> when you were asked what's the biggest geopolitical threat facing america you said russia. you said russia. in the 1980ss are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back. >> that's amazing. that deserves one of these. >> ha-ha! ha-ha! ha-ha! ha-ha! >> how funny is it that it's actually obama bringing the 80s and the cold war back? maybe putin should wear a cosby sweater just to rub it in. but then what's obama do next? he compares this to chess. >> our battle is with the entire international community to resolve the conflict. this is not some superpower

chess board contest. >> chess board contest. that's the ticket. when you're trying to dismiss russian power your analogy is a game that russians could destroy us at. stick to kerplunk. it's more your speed ♪ if it goes kerplunk you're sunk ♪ >> that's our foreign policy. watching the white house caught off guard at russia's unexpected power grab, they're like a stripper shocked when the drunk stock broker tries to cop a feel. what did you expect? this is the end result of a leader obsessed with domestic transformation. obama spent seven years trying to turn our nation into a benetan ad while beyond our borders the world plotted. confronted islamic extremists? he won't even say the word. >> iraq you said it you're you're quite right every religion has its extremists. but we have to be frank that the biggest problem we have today is the islamist extremist violence

that has given birth to isil, al shabab, al qaeda and so many other groups. >> british people are so charming they even make a smack down seem polite. selfishly consumed by legacy instead of evil, we would rather please iran, signing on the dotted line, not enforcing the red one. look who's sending troops into syria now? iran. maybe they're just picking up olives for martinis. at hillary's negligence, kerry's stumbling and obama's ambivalence, their foreign policy is reassuring as a spreading rash. turns out obama had it backwards. the j.v. squad is us. period. >> mine-blowing stuff. let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so bright children are told not to look directly at her. because they'll go blind. casey mcfarland, fox news national security analyst. and he splits more sides than a butcher on meth.

founder of ricochet.com. and her favorite color is vodka. it's joanna satinsk y. if facts were dandruff she'd need a case of head and shoulders. and he's chairman of the very board. it's our liberal panel. all right. i want to go to you, k.t. technically you are the expert here, although i know a lot as well. >> you did a pretty darn good job. >> shall we just go to break? okay. tell me what happened this week from your perspective. to our foreign policy. >> we've walked away from the middle east. we have abandoned our allies in the middle east and russia. a new russian-persian alliance is taking charge. and it will result in genocide of the sunnis and of the christians and israel is now alone. the other thing that you didn't mention that was fascinating this was u.n. week. so putin talked, obama talked. the crisis that continues. but when the israeli prime minister went to speak at the u.n., the american ambassador was told not to be there.

now, that is one of the biggest symbols. in other words, obama is leaving the middle east, he's leaving israel on their own to fend for themselves. and that's the new reality. and obama likes it. i think it's intentional. i used to think they were just incompetent. >> now it's on purpose. >> it's on purpose. i think that in obama's mindset, america is the problem. that we're the evil country. we're polluting the planet. we're taking too many resources. we go to war. we're terrible. so if america were willing to take a step back from global leadership, that somehow kumbaya, woodstock, the global international order would break out. what in fact has happened, the alternative to american leadership is can global chaos which is what we're seeing in china, the middle east, russia, et cetera. >> that was up beat. >> yeah, that was really cheery. >> thanks a lot. all right, rob, i think that there's a lot of people looking at this differently. that there's a relief that maybe because russia's going there it's no longer our problem. i use the metaphor that he's taking a crazy ex off your hands which you're you're i'm sure

aware of because you're unmarried and generally everyone you date is psychotic. >> everyone is psychotic. that's a giant giant set. >> yes. >> look, that is the argument. that's the argument that a lot of people make. a lot of presidential -- the frontrunner, the republican field right now is making, which is that it's really not our fight. look. it's okay to be realistic about what's happening in the syrian civil war. it's okay to say that there are 27 militias all anti-american and isn't one we could put our money behind. one thing we've learned in the region is, we can't turn these people into pro democracy america militia proxies. we can't do it in afghanistan, can't do it in iraq. but that argues if it's a tough neighborhood when you walk through a tough neighborhood you want to stick with your friends. >> right. >> so that argues for a strong alliance with israel. it's okay to be cynical. it's okay to say, be realistic and say, the syrian civil war it's going to be a giant bloody mess. these are borders that are almost now one century old.

it's going to be a disaster. you don't walk away from your friends. there's only one country there that's a democracy, that stood by users one country there we can trust. that is the one country that this president has continually insulted and i think betrayed. >> and i think will by the end of his administration. the other thing everybody misses about all this is, i get it. if you've got two enemies fighting each other let them go at it. don't get in the middle and try to stop that. but what what is the middle east? if you have russia aligned with iraq, iran, syria, potentially saudi arabia eventually you control the world oil market. you control world natural gas exports. you control the energy market. you control the world economy. this is a whole lot more than the syrian civil war. thils is obama's play to try to control part of the world economy. >> it's unclear that's going to happen. >> unclear but i think that's the goal. >> it's more clear i think what's going to happen you're going to suddenly find reasons

j overdane yans jordanians and saudi arabias get over their trouble with israel. >> they think our emperor has no clothes. >> an american leadership vacuum is always a bad thing. >> oh, i hate cleaning. >> of course you do, darling. >> should i bother to explain that? i don't know how to -- what's the rule? >> you took all of my talking points. you guys. >> i think it's impossible to predict anything. even if we unseat a leader, horrible leader we've learned from iraq and afghanistan doesn't really solve anything. and there's really nobody we can trust or stand behind here. so i don't really have a problem with the fact that we're not jumping in, if we're not sure what to do. don't attack me. >> i'm not attacking you. that's where a lot of people stand right now. >> we do have to be careful with the relationship, though. with that analogy, with the ex. you don't want to completely cut ties because your ex knows where your parents live and what allergies you have. so to not sort of still be in

contact or still know exactly what's going on, what your ex is plotting to do to you, you're putting yourself and your family at risk. >> i think that's -- i think you're coming at the perspective from the ex. >> yes. >> i know your allergies. >> your ex-could light your car on fire. >> stare into the camera so he gets the idea what you're trying to say. >> let me bring in the liberal panel. i have a theory, panel, that the obamas apology tour from 2007 has set the stage for this lack of respect that we're seeing now, and that he actually welcomed this. he's like a third base coach that's waving putin to steal. >> i have no idea what you just said. but that's because you're dumb. no, i'm a liberal soul trapped in this wall forever. look, you guys all you conservatives rex sited. i'm very happy you're excited. i haven't seen conservatives this excited since the late 90s. you've been waiting for a russian this evil since rocky

iv. that's what's happening here. >> wait a minute. rocky iv? was that in the 90s? >> well, that was in the 80s. but the point is, conservatives have been waiting for cold war 2 forever. you guys are thrilled about this. >> that's not true. i married a russian. i married a russian. under the assumptions that things were going to be great. >> she's probably evil because all russians are evil, right? >> yes. it's going to make for interesting table talk. got to go to a break. but first, another helpful video for all the young diplomats out there. if you have dreams of becoming the next banki moon, here's a lesson on the united nations in our latest installment of news for kids. >> so what does the u.n. general assembly and why do we need one? well, we don't. you see, an assembly is a group of people gathered together in one place for a common purpose. in this case, to see whose speech can bore the audience to

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oo eon thursday night so on thursday night after the oregon massacre, president obama condemned the routine of

mass shootings. >> the reporting is routine. my response here at this podium ends up being routine. the conversation in the aftermath of it, we've become numb to this. and what's become routine, of course, is the response of those who oppose any kind of common sense gun legislation. >> maybe so. but the facts tell us this, shooters are obsessed with previous shooters. until we start treating this crime like teen suicides, muting the media to block the spread, it will only continue. people smarter than me have had this idea before. in 2012 following the sandy hoo wrote in the atlantic magazine "the detailed and sensationalist reporting of the killer's steps just before and during the shootings may be created a vision cycle of coil cat effects

similar to those found in teen and other saids" in this week in oregon sheriff john hamlin had the same idea. >> i will not name the shooter. i will not give him the credit he probably sought prior to this horrific and cowardly act. >> i continue to believe that those media and community members who publicize his name will only glorify his horrific actions. and eventually this will only serve to inspire future shooters. >> let's talk more about this with nationally syndicated radio personality hugh hewitt, host of the great hugh hewitt show. you've been tweeting a lot about this and the president's response. what didn't you like about what he had to say? >> i thought it was the low point of his presidency, greg. i think it was completely callous for the president to walk out when the bodies were still on the campus and announce

and declare he would poe lit size the moment. i don't know any of the nine families or the victims of the shooting who have survived. but i do know two families who have lost young people in the last week. and the grief is awful. the mourning goes on for a long time. for the president of the united states to walk out and make declarations and this and that. they were utterly vacuous statements was i thought heartless. and on a day after i hate to follow k.t. mcfarland talking about syria so i'll found stupid. but a day after his complete collapse of middle eastern foreign policy, why would anyone think this president is any better at gun policy than he is at middle eastern policy? he's not. he's utterly vacuous. on this point he was callous. >> the other interesting part about this is, if anyone else treats this as a political football from the other side, they will be condemned. like if the nra were to come and say this is why you shouldn't have gun-free zones. you should have armed security

everywhere. if they did that the moment this happened they would be accused of horrible activities. but it's only okay to politicize an issue if you agree with the politicizer, right? >> yeah. i don't know if you read the saturday "new york times" editorial. i don't know if you ever read the saturday new york time. >> every morning. >> but they treated it like a theater review. they said the republicans indulged in bromides that the president had understated fury. it was all of a set piece not taking into account the fact that nine real people are dead. nor did they mention in september in chicago, 59 people were killed by handguns. 249 people -- 349 entire year before that. in oregon they've had 90 murders. so this is not a question of crazed white beta boys in their basements, though that is a problem. it's a much larger issue. and every single solution suggested by the left, mitch berg has done this over at shot in the dark blog. there are 13 so-called common sense gun control proposals.

not one of which would have done anything to interfere with the last 12 atrocious terrorist acts by people in the united states. not one. >> so hugh, i have a solution. which i talked about on "the five" yesterday and i keep bringing it up which has to do with muting the media response to such things. almost treating it as a mundane event. like a tragic event that you have to move on from. president obama has used this very same argument when discussing isis. don't play up isis's deeds. because those encourage recruitment. that is the same argument that one could use here, that the more you play up their deeds you encourage recruitment into basically what is an isolated death cult. a desire for immortality. >> it's 100% correct. eric harris is laughing in hell somewhere. and i would say that when nbc made the move when the virginia tech killer put the videotape to show the videotape, they crossed a line which they have subsequently come back from. they realize that was a mistake. i think we all realize that. but i'll tell you what. the president walking out and

giving an othello-like performance trying to be the most outraged person in america, the most grieving person in america, is not the way to disincentivize killers like that. that which gets rewarded gets repeated. the president ought to have issued written letters to the people who had lost loved ones that day and said nothing else rather than saying, i'm going to politicize this. that was actually shocking. >> and lastly, it indulges this hysteria where the media reports on what's called an active shooter now when they hear a car backfire or somebody slamming a door and we create this whirlwind. now you know you can even get the president's attention. hugh, thank you for coming on the show. i'll talk to you soon. >> great to be here, greg. thank you. coming up, hillary clinton's fall. the worst idea ever? edward snowden joined twitter. and my favorite toys. stories that will make you sad, disgusted and hungry, though not in that order. through usaa, i know a fair price.

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that's almost 500, k.t. >> yes. >> it was also revealed that hugs hackers attempted to access her account at least five time. the e-mails were disguised as parking tickets and contained a link. it is unconfirmed whether mrs. clinton ever clicked on those links although she exchanged e-mails with a delightful nigerian prince and surprise they're engaged. some of the e-mails include her arguing with a white house operator who doesn't believe that she's hillary clinton. also an e-mail where she asks an aide what fubar means which means f 'd up beyond all recognition. that could be hillary clinton's campaign slogan. a little hit there, k.t. not very bright when it comes to modern technology. this person should not be in charge of national security especially in the age of cyber terror if she can't handle her own e-mails. >> the fascinating thing about that is is that she's making the same mistakes richard nixon did. she investigated richard nixon.

richard nixon who was president thought he could control what the public thought about him. he had white house tapes. he was going to release them when he wanted to. he got subpoenaed. he wouldn't give them up. he ended up resigning. hillary this i've learned from this. i want to control what people think about me. but i'm going to do it on my e-mails and delete the ones. richard nixon never destroyed the white house tapes. i'm going to be smarter, delete them. not realizing you can't delete anything. at the end of the day she's going to have the same result. the irony of it, greek tragedy of it all she was on the panel investigating richard nixon. >> things have come full circle but i'm not sure what that means. >> which it doesn't. it's something you say to sound smart. >> things have some full circle. >> only time will tell. >> you know rob i think beach learned she's not very bright. they were warning each other, her and uma, were warning each

other i believe or was it cheryl mills, were warning each other about using private e-mail on private e-mail. that's like preaching monogamy at an orgy. >> she needed somebody to help her turn a ringer on. i have sent text to my come leagues that have revealed my inability to do certain things. unlike richard nixon, she came really close. she was admired. she had put to bed that kind of dragon lady, wicked witch of the west image she had. until really recently. it just shows you that you can't get away from stuff. >> also her spokespeople, they really crack me up. her spokesman said all this prooifs proves is that she just got spam like every other american. not every other american was secretary of state. all my spam is not from russia trying to get national secrets. >> and every other american deletes their spam.

>> yeah. >> you're told to when you know that someone's phishing, which she assumed that they were. why would you save that? >> what a sucker. >> of all the ones that you selectively delete you didn't delete that? >> i do keep some of my spam. the herbal viagra just in case. just in case. >> you never know. >> it could be a great gift. >> hello, dear. i want to send you pictures. you keep those. >> i always answer the ones that pretend to know me. and then something pops up. and then i have to spend hours trying to scrub my server. >> but it's always in trying to be super clever, they end up being stupid. it's super clever to have your own little server somewhere in colorado. g mail, takes care of all that stuff. it goes right to spam. you never have to see >> it she could have gone the away with all this. but i think president obama, the obama administration, has decided they don't want her. >> yeah, that's true. >> and they're sabotaging her. >> no one wants her. >> she's twisting in the wind. >> when i worked in the white house, you don't have three government agencies

investigating hillary clinton unless the president of the united states has given the green light. that's what you've got. when you have that many people investigating they're going to find something. >> i imagine the liberal panel must be thrilled over this. because then your candidate, the equally wooden bernie sanders, will step in. >> listening to you makes me want to puke saw dust, greg. >> i would like that. >> did hillary clinton e-mail isis? did she e-mail putin? did she? >> no. >> what's the point? >> because she is not -- she should not be in charge of anything that has to do with terrorist security if she can't handle being hacked. if she allows her stuff to be hacked. she's vulnerable. >> she should be using snap chat. then you guys would not know anything that she's doing. >> that's a myth. >> she already made that joke. come on, wall. >> she didn't mean to e-mail putin. he was reading her e-mails in real time. >> what i find interesting is that her allies are saying it's unfair that her policies -- policy plans are being ignored as everybody focuses on the e-mails. but if you actually looked at her policy plans, the e-mails

are helping her. because she has no policy plans. she's anti-wall street. she's using the hedge fund rhetoric of trump. she's talk about less corruption, which is incredibly vague. she mentions national security but she's got no specifics. she wants better treatment of families and children, which as you know we're all against. >> yeah. yeah. >> i want worse treatment. >> horrible for families. i want the kids to starve. >> exactly. so she actually has no policy plans. the e-mail scandal is saving her, right? >> yeah. at least we're not talking about her hair. >> yeah, that's true. but her hair is beautiful. >> her hair looks good these days. >> her hair looks great. >> more volume. before we go to break it's time once again to take a look at some of the tougher questions facing the candidates on the 2016 campaign trail. >> coming up this week on the campaign trail 2016. joe biden considers throwing his name into the race. but if elected, how much government money would he spend on my little pony souvenirs? >> $10 billion a year. that's not an exaggeration!

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positivity" we all deserve to know who the best of the best are." bottom line the only thing worst in the world right now this video. >> do you consider yourself a feminist? >> yes. absolutely. >> i love it! all right. i don't know where to start. i'll go to you, k.t. this could be an invention in time wasting. because people are going to spend all their hours trying to erase negative things. it's idiotic. is it necessary? >> no. this is webbonized, goss pigoss right? until the lawsuits happen. until the saids happen. >> if stuff gets harsh and somebody jumps off a roof then it end. which i could only hope rob long might happen. >> wait a minute. short. loud. sometimes self-centered. >> right. this already existing for anybody's who in media?

the comments section, right? every single day. cat, eat a sandwich. what's wrong with your voice? >> i'm sorry. i just wrote it that one time. >> what was the sandwich one? >> you're skinny. eat something. you're gross. thank you. >> humble bag. >> cat, you're too skinny. you're just too attractive. >> i look like a skeleton. it's every day we go through this. so i might like to have some of these people know what it feels like to have someone tell them they have thin evil lips. >> but you have to know the person. >> yeah. i don't know. >> then it hurts even more. at least you can say i don't know this person. they don't know me leaving a nasty review. >> they probably eat too many sandwiches and they should leave my alone. >> i think it's a good idea. >> why? >> i think it's a moneymaker. therefore it's a good idea. look. we already have it. it is webbonizing gossip. at least you have to put your name to it. you have to say it's you. it's not anonymous. you have to opt in to hear it. i want to hear what people say

about me. it doesn't go public until you join the network. >> then it goes viral. >> i would like to say you're welcome to the founders of this. because i suggested yelp for people on this show a few weeks ago when we were talking about employers looking into future employees to really know if they were good at their last job or not. now i think that my idea is actually pretty awful so i'm glad i didn't actually follow through with it. >> it might make us better people in that we will funnel our hate online instead of on the street so you don't go up to people on the street. or maybe go up to the liberal panel and tell them that they have termites or something. >> as a liberal, greg. >> yeah. >> i'm all about one thing and that's love. >> all right. it was a stupid tweet from a deadbeat. traitorist scum edward snowden has opened a twitter account. on tuesday the former nsa worker wanted for leaking classified surveillance documents tweeted "can you hear me now?" hilarious! and later astro physicist wrote

"thanks for the welcome. now we've got water on mars. do you think they check passports at the border? asking for a friend. wow. it's like he's applying to write for a new yorker cartoons. you know? they're that good. i don't really mind. what bothers me -- let me ask you, rob. because i think you'll understand this more than any. it's the flocking of the people. the sheep-like people that immediately join because they want to be part of a cool crowd that they're following ed snowden who's a traitor. >> yeah. and they all they want is an at reply from him >> yes. >> like they're buddies now with this guy. and of course it had to be neil tyson. >> it had to be. >> if you had to come up with somebody more irritating you couldn't come up with somebody more irritating. >> i'm trying. >> then it's like that little is it a tweet in that reply which i would call like it's not funny it's npr funny? >> yes. >> it's not really funny? it's this weird set of -- >> the liberal panel laughed at that. >> it's like got all the references but you're like, is

it funny that you mentioned mars because that was in the news that day? >> can you imagine how boring it must be to be edward snowden in moscow right now? i mean, he was the talk of the planet for so long. >> he uncovered something. and it was unconstitutional. so to say -- >> in your opinion but it's not unconstitutional. >> it's now made our lives very vulnerable. we are now vulnerable to attackers. >> there's no proof of that whatsoever. >> until there's proof of it -- >> the government was taking away all of the rights and freedoms that make this a beautiful country to live in. >> how so? were they reading your mail? >> for us to say that oh, well they said they were doing it to keep us safe so it's okay. go aheader government. take my words. unreasonable searches. i'm pretty sure the government having a record of -- [ overlapping speakers ] >> they were actually addresses. noer different than an address on a letter. that's all they were. >> it's not. >> even snowden admitted -- the times are making calls. see when you're sleeping, know

when awake. >> just like police officers patrolling a neighborhood. even snowden admitted it was a mistake when what's his name. john oliver grilled him and said, you didn't read all this stuff. this stuff could have been hamful. and snowden sat there dumb faced going, yeah, you're right. last word to you, liberal panel. >> snowden is going to make a wonderful vice president. >> who is? >> snowden. >> snowden 2016. >> he has to come back here and then face trial. >> i can't wait to vote for him. >> for his crimes against humanity. or at least crimes against me. all right. still to come, which of these finalists should make the national toy hall of fame? who knows? i only played with matches. {off-line} >> vision i am mared we got you. >> need help loading it in the

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jen ga, not fun. jen ga is also just not fun. too much anxiety. >> it could fall over. >> most of these toys i played with i had a very anxious childho childhood. battleship terrified me. super soakers who wants to get wet? jen ga, i don't like messes. >> rob, i have a theory. the definition of a toy is an object given to a child to distract a child so you can create more children. >> like you were in a close the corridor and you only had one room. daddy would go find a dirt mrod and go play with this. use your imagination and he ran off with mommy. >> the essence of the toy is now an ipad. it is a toy story 3. >> new baby-sitter. >> i like the old toys where they show antique toys it is a

stick with a thing a string. that's the worse toy ever. lawn jarts. >> those were the good old days. i loved lawn jarts. >> my mom was always buying me lawn darts. even after they were banned. >> what was your favorite toy? >> as a mother of fivie i have played with all of them. play mobile is the hardest. once you lose the box and you have all of the pieces you have no idea what it is. so that's a good analogy for life. >> liberal panel i gbet you stil play with toys because you are a stunted child. >> i once dated a game of jen kau. it was going great for a while until it fell apart. >> very good. well done my friend. speaking of imagination i don't believe that children actually have imaginary friends. in a is a total concoction. >> no. all of my kids had imaginary friends. >> yeah, mom, it wasn't me.

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the occasional celebrity cooking segment. >> no. i wouldn't. we thought about it for a while, but every time we talk about celebrity can coooking segments wanted to do boil jeremy piven or josh hartnett stir-fry. whatever you do the cooking segments go wrong. you have to have people in the studio with fire equipment, stuff like that. it is not worth it. that is why i have never done a cooking segment. we never have bands any more. it is too much work and i am lazy. >> tyler from san jose. >> people in california does not talk like that. >> sarah palin does. you always think about trade do you think there's a parallel universe where the action hitting a train creates life. what if instead of having sex and giving birth everyone gets hit by a train as a means of pro

creation. >> this is what's interesting. a lot of the viewers are high. they are very high. that is clearly an example of someone who has amazing drugs and should share with us. >> we should invite them on. >> mikey says i know you grew up near san francisco. i have moved on to mixed martial arts. you should join me. it could be fun. you don't regret it. >> i don't understand what the two have in common. he is saying he moved to san francisco and he does mixed martial arts. where do you work out? >> yeah, where? >> on my blog. >> i mean street address and time? >> you can find it there. >> trying to figure out for people who want to know when you work out. too creepy, perhaps. maybe not creepy enough.

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