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spin stops here. we're looking out for you. tonight on "red eye." a computer predicts the gop will win the presidential election. does this mean i can start trusting computers? and a university claims the term politically correct is no longer politically correct. how can a thing no longer be that thing the thing is. and holograms of dead comedians are going on tour. that's fine, as long as they don't start hosting tv shows. our panel provides answers and questions. first, a news break. this is a fox news alert. i'm patricia stark. hurricane patricia weakening to a category 2 storm. the national hurricane center says it remains an extremely dangerous storm. there is word of flooding and
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landslides after hurricane patricia made landfall on mexico's pacific coast. there are no reports of death or major damage. it made landfall as a category 5 hurricane, but has since weakened to a category 2 storm. it is expected to lose even pour steam overnight and turn into a tropical storm by dawn. fox news correspondent from god do law hair raw, mexico. >> hurricane patricia made landfall 6:00 p.m. local time with 165 mile an hour winds and a lot of rain. i am in go guadelajara and the roads are wiped out. a landslide knocked out the main road from guadelajara to puerto vallarta. the other major resort is also washed out. the freeway has been closed. i spoke to some americans who did get out, and they indicated that it was a 10-hour drive instead of four hours. many americans and tourists are in hotels in puerto
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vallarta. for the most part they dodged a bullet because it didn't hit either of the two major reports. fox news. >> thanks. it was now down graded to a cat gore 2 and -- category 2 and expected to weaken even further. it could still dump a lot of rain and prompting fears of severe mudslides in the mexican mountains and bring flooding in rain-soaked texas. i'm patricia stark and now back to the show you love "red eye." log on to fox news.com for all of your headlines. welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue. andy levy is off tonight. don't worry. mike baker joins us from an
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undisclosed location. how is it going, mike? >> it is good. is this on? >> that's on. i can hear you, mike. i can hear you and america hears you. >> i'm doing well, thank you, tom. it is good to see you again. >> so you will be watching us and we will join you in the c block. is that good with you? >> i am not really going to be watching you, but i'll join you in the c block. >> you don't get to watch, but you will be listening to us? >> i got drinking to do, tom. >> we'll see you in c, mike. >> sounds good. >> now let's welcome our guests of the when you are with her every hour is happy. joanne nosuchunsky. the winner of our which homeless man wants to come on "red eye" contest, comedian angry bob. kennedy, kennedy, kennedy, kennedy, host of kennedy on the fox business network, kennedy. did you like my song? >> kennedy, kennedy, sawing batter. >> comme, comme, comme,
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chameleon. john devore. let's start the show. we are gonna talk about politics in a moment. first, the footage your government has been keeping from you for 60 years. let's watch. >> into the drop box. be ready for that flight back into the mountain. the drop plates are loaded into the airplane. parachutes are attached to cargo lines. the boxes are stacked in rows along the waist of the plane. 10 boxes to a load. 20 beaver ready for the flight to mountain meadows. the plane makes a careful approach and ready for the drop. now into the air and down they swing, down to the ground near a stream or lake.
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the box opens and the most unusual and novel trip ends for mr. breefer. mr. beaver. >> an idaho historical society employee stumbled upon that video taken in the 40s or 50s. >> his nose and instinct tell him where to find the water. >> when the department started a project to -- oh, the camera is on me? to reintroduce beavers over populating certain regions back to their original habitat. it is very interesting, is it not, kennedy? >> i am from the beaver state. i was happy to see that that box opened as the beaver was sthached from the -- snatched from the sky. >> how did that box open? they didn't show us how it opened? >> what? it may have been the cameraman. it is like eisenhower is filming it. >> it didn't look like a complex system. the box opened. he said into the drop box the
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beaver goes. did you know they had drop boxes back then? >> no, i was very impressed that technology existed when the indians still called it maine. >> oregon is the home to the oregon state beaver. >> there used to be millions and millions of beavers across the country. i think the daming of rivers decreased the population, crct? >> yes, that's exactly what happened. that and feminism. >> and we clubbed them over the head to make top hats. >> pelts and cloaks. >> this was part of the repopulation. angry bob, welcome to the show. >> hi, how are you? >> i hope you were not angry about the intro. >> i am more of an unsuccessful cat burglar. why would you want more than one cat? >> it is true. someone told me that. first i thought this was a little upset. i am a little offended. it would have been a more successful program if they
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used catapult. they would have gotten more of a beaver spread than actually dropping them if you swung the beavers. swinging the beaver is a lot more -- i am going to stop tacking -- stop talking. >> that is joanne. she is here a lot. >> i am an outsider. >> joanne, you are lovely. >> no more beaver talk from angry bob and no more third person reference at myself. >> i understand, bob. >> look, joanne, i was a little upset. i didn't watch the video before the show. i thought we were going to have beavers -- i thought they will be in little parachutes. >> that would have been a more humane way, don't you think? it would have made the trip nicer for them so they have new friends and they are in their environment. >> the image of beavers lining up in the plane and jumping
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one after the other. >> we've got to get out there. we've got to get hitler, now! >> there have been stranger plans. >> i thought it was fascinating footage. did you know we had to repopulate our rivers with beavers? >> i did not and this is an educational show. >> they are teaching them how to be lemmings. >> yes. >> great beaver video. >> i'm sure you have some take on this like it was our own fault for destroying the environment or something like that? >> i like that there was a time the government was so environmentally concerned, unlike now. >> we do the same kind of thing now. >> yeah, like the salmon. there is a salmon chute. we move salmon. >> there is a salmon catapult. >> that was the best selling book from the 80s.
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>> that's why california exacerbated their own drought. look up delta smelt and it is not a farting game. it is really a horrific problem. >> it sounds like something a sorority does on a boring saturday night. >> i just wish our government was doing more projects like this. >> helping to sustain the environment rather than overregulating the american farmer and rancher and things like that. >> look, i just want mark to stay briewfl. stay beautiful. the climate is changing and it is our fault. >> you don't know that. >> what about the hole in the sun? >> you missed my monologue. >> i think that home -- next story. a computer has predicted our next president will likely be
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a republican. sorry martin o'malley. they built a computer model and candidates are three times less likely to win. a computer looking at past data is probably maury liable -- more rely believe a than polls. polls are off an average of 8% this far out from the election. a republican will be moving into the white house in 2017 and it looks like jeb should not be measuring the drapes yet, devore. the candidate is drastically slashing campaign spending and cutting the payroll and travel costs by 20%. on friday he changed his slogan from jeb to this. it is terrible. it is sad what is happening to jeb bush. i bet you are taking a glee in that. you're a trump supporter.
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>> i i am a trump supporter. >> i remember the election night of 2012 and there were a lot of tears. there were a lot of high expectations. you shouldn't even say it. it separates them from reality. you want the candidates to be hungrier and you want the voters to be hungrier. there were false expectations. >> i don't know where these mythological tears were. i was in a bar on the west side with right wingers. we were not crying despite the election. >> who designed the computer model? >> kennedy, for dwet about the compute -- forget about the computer, but i agree with the findings. the american people have a sense of balance and they end tend to go back and forth. we had carter and then went to regan and then back to the clintons and then bush and
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then obama. it goes back and forth. is it the wisdom of the american voter? >> i agree that there seems to be especially in modern presidential history a sick -- cyclical nature to it. >> a person who is following in the foot steps who tied it to the current two-term administration is less likely to be voted president. hillary clinton -- and obviously at this point shooy is the presumptive nominee and she is getting clobbered by everyone. she does a little better against done thald trump -- donald trump, but she does president do well in a -- she doesn't do well in a general election. >> it is true. look, the thing is, i think it doesn't really matter, right? when there is a republican president the democrats end up
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scoring in congress. you have someone like obama in and we historic gains with the republicans, right? >> it happens definitely. more importantly i am suspect to these computers. if this is the same computer saying there will be a republican president that says says -- that is standing next to a vw when it is on and idling and it won't give you em -- emphysema? they don't have much to worry about. it says coke industry. i am not worried. >> again with the evil coke brothers. >> there are three of them. >> share a coke with a republican. >> are they multiplying like gremlins? >> there is the forgotten coke. >> there is another coke out there somewhere. >> they are breeding cokes. >> joanne, i think it makes sense. >> it does. i agree with your going back and forth. i cut my hair short because i am tired of it long.
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and then i can't wait for it to grow out again and keep it long and then get tired of it and cut it short. i know the rest of america agrees with me. >> did you ever have short hair? >> i did, i had a bob in college. it looked good. >> thisy are talking about your -- they are talking about your haircut? >> i had a bob in college. >> hillary's politics are so fluid. suddenly the line between democrat and republican are going to be -- there isn't going to be one. >> they are blurrier than a 3-year-old's water color. sphie here is a subject that is in my wheel house. women's body issues. a new video psa urges overweight women to stop feeling horrible about their size. it is for a new project called # fat girl can. take a look. >> this is for all of the fat girls who is no idea they are absolutely perfect just the way they are.
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it is time to remind ourselves that the word fat is not a bad word. it is an adjective. it is a benign de scripter of size. saying i am fat is and should be the same as saying my shoes are black. the clouds are fluffy and bob sagit is tall. >> when i think tall i think bob sa dw it, america's tallest man. the video continues. >> we are told that until we become unfat we can't experience the life we want. we can't find the love we are looking for and we can't have the happiness we desire. we are told if we are fat we can't. but we can. the reality is that we already do. fat girls can wear horizontal stripes, run marathons, dance, find love, all kind of love. have a family, do cart wheels.
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do yoga. wear a bikini. >> and it goes on and on, but you get the picture. >> i wanted to do the story because i did find it inspiring. >> there is no better time. i can say fat girls because she said it throughout the video. there is no better time than to be a big, fat woman in this country because people accept all kinds of people. i big girls in mayo go class -- in my yoga class and they destroy. they do moves i can't do. why is that funny? >> i have been doing triathalons for 20 years and i have been passed in every element of the race by people of grand stature. i am always impressed by it. your physiology does not necessarily determine your speed. for people who are built bigger, i i don't have a -- i
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don't have a problem with that at all. having said that heart disease and obesity are a couple things that follow from a grander bmi. as long as i don't have to pay for people's health care i don't have a problem with the way people look. and i think you should feel good. if that is your intended look high five yourself every day. >> you bring up a good point, kennedy. we are about to embark on this grand experiment where we are all paying for each other's health care. it does become other people's business, right, bob? >> look at the fat guy who is ruining the health care system here. i am the closest to a fat guy on the panel. we will talk at the end of the show. jay -- >> there was all kinds of loves. that video was weird.
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honestly, there is nothing wrong with saying the word fat. it is better than morbidly obese. as a fat person i can honestly say i can't run a marathon and can't walk up the stairs without thinking of my own mortality. but i can knock someone out of the way at the wings n things bar with my ample ass. that's a win for me. fat guys, all we do is eat and screw it. >> bob brings up a good point. why is it about at that time women? why not all of fat -- >> that video comes next month. you can only foe -- focus on one -- >> one fetish at a time. >> it is shaming. there is definitely a lot of shaming for people of a larger size. but there is shaming on the other end of the spectrum. i know whoa is me for the skinny girl, but to say eat a sandwich is just as harmful as
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put that sandwich down. >> do people yell out eat a sandwich? >> no, but they say it to katherine and i am fighting for her. i do hope it is an italian. >> i don't mean to under so selfish, but at some point somebody tells me to eat a witch. >> i like sand witches. >> you ?efer know someone's journey or health by their size. >> why do you yell to eat a sandwich? >> i don't do that. i don't do that. >> we have to go. i have to go to a commercial. >> i like fat people. >> we like you. >> we all like fat people. >> in a moment we will be back with tom.
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you know, it seems like every crej campus is in -- college campus is in a contest to be the most politically correct. wisconsin, milwaukee may have them all beat. they have the just words program which is part of their inclusive excellence center. the just words program uses thug and third world. they say they are microaggressions because they don't take into consideration the feeling of a student who is a third world thug with a disability. they added them to the list of problematic words. they are going after the term "politically correct." it is a way to dismiss people for being too sensitive. they are one step closer to their goal of absolute tolerance. maybe it is not a bad thing. maybe their campus will soon look like this.
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>> ♪ everyone likes me and thinks i am great ♪ ♪ in my safe space ♪ my safe space ♪ people don't judge me ♪ and haters don't hate ♪ in my safe space ♪ people that support me ♪ mixed in with more people that support me sthoat. ♪ ♪ and say nice things ♪ rainbows all around me ♪ there is no shame in my safe place ♪ ♪ safe place ♪ bulletproof windows >> makes you feel good, doesn't it? there is more of the video. i just wanted to show the video and that's why we have doing this story. i wanted to point this out. peter hassan found this. the director's excellent center, he is running this banning words things.
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these are some of the tweets that were on campus reform. he said to heck with every fiber of your being and to mike huckabee, he didn't say to heck. did you see what he said there? this guy is an internet hater. he hates republicans. >> that's not inclusive speech. it is what drives me crazy. you and i spoke about this on my show and i asked you, if you had your druthers, would you send your girls to college? as a parent like i have to rethink the whole thing. if this is what's happening in college -- being exclude you sigh is another way of saying we all think exactly the same. human beings are so incapable of free thought they have to be coddled. and it is the most assanine thing of what college is
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supposed to be. we are creating a nation of cream puff wiener faces. >> you though what i wrap my cream puff in? >> let's talk about your cream puff. >> i am going to defend this with all of my heart. >> i know. >> you know there are hurt words out there and they hurt. all i want to do is support academic institutions that want to protect people from paying. where is your safe space. >> so we can violate it. >> cream puff. >> joanne, don't you think it is more rent off of a campus. it is safer when you get out
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in the real world, is it not? >> you can avoid this type of stuff. it is easier when you are not held in a bubble wrapped bubble. i don't know that we have to worry. right now these are posters in the bulletin board that you never look at. the safe drinking thing. i really do believe that the majority of students this just washes over them. it is not really infecting people's lives. >> we are making more of it than we should? >> i don't know. i am so far out of school. >> i think these groups make me uncomfortable. if i was on campus doesn't that make it getting it from me? >> you defended eight racial
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groups. >> i want to live in the city so i won't discuss it. i am a comic so beliefs are a little left of center. i don't have a problem with any word. you say you want to end yellow or whatever name you want to say let's end trust fund. let's not say daddy's magic visa card and kegger. they are back there smoabing their bong and it is over. >> the administration also needs daddy's credit card as well and they don't want to do without that. coming up, what has mike bake you are been cooking up although? find out next.
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this is a fox news alert. i'm patricia stark. word of flooding and landslides after hurricane patricia made landfall on mexico's pacific coast. there are no reports of death or major damage. it made landfall as a category 5 hurricane, but has since weakened to a category 2 storm. it is expected to lose even pour spiel overnight and could into a tropical storm later this morning. millions of people including american tourists are in the path of the storm. >> a little worried, yes.
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nervous, i don't know, curious on what it will look like and hopeful that it is going to turn out good. >> the national hurricane center saying the storms was packing winds of 165 miles per hour when it touched land some 55 miles from the port city. many were beared the brunt of the storm since it came ashore in a relatively unpop rated area. there are still fierce heavy rain could release landslides in the mexican mountains. even as paw patricia is losing power it could bring more rain to texas. much of the state getting hit by other storm systems. often dallas and houston skew see a foot of rain or more. deadly storms have left texas underwater. little rain has fallen since then and the new rain will help to improve grout and --
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drought and fire concerns. >> i'm patricia stark. now back to the overnight show you love, "red eye." for yeses -- questions on the welcome back. andy is off tonight so that means it is time for -- [phone ringing]. >> hello, this is mike baker. >> mike baker, welcome. >> hi, tom. >> before we get into the baker files, i want to ask you about wikileaks announcing
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john brennan's records. >> can we talk about that? >> it is good you have kennedy on there because she and i think differently. many are celebrating the release, but there is no information in the file. it seems like, hey, let's do a personal attack on the cia director. >> it is pretty much that. i used to get all work had up until my head would explode and i have come to realize this is the world we live in. this is a political thing. this is not because they were trying to show the freedom of the press. if they had got their hands on elizabeth warren's application for security clearances so she listen up on cap hole hill? i don't think so. >> or they wouldn't be sell
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wraiting it on my taif rete internet sites. >> they celebrate this on fat russian housewives.com? >> you're right. i think brennan can come in for criticism. i mean, really? an aol address? >> who knew aol was still a thing. it is a perm -- personal account. you would like to think when he moved into the job, he is a smart and you would think the security officers and the i.t. would say let's review now that you are in this seat. let's review our policies. would you have an account. >> they say yes they have an account. >> and speaking of that we have the whole panel.
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let's get to the baker files. >> i have to tell you that first story is close to my matter. i am in idaho, but maybe thought at this moment. the beaver air drop was very interesting and frankly i am a bit of a beaver officianado. back in the early days with the agency i spent six months under cover by the name of flap jack jones in the northwest. it has been declassified so we can discuss it. the point is i have beaver information at my fingerprints and there are some things fascinating. one is they mate for life. >> some beavers do. >>? don't to be fair.
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>> that's when a lawyer comes into the mix. >> that's very true. have i experience in that, angry bob. beaver have 26 teethes in their had. candid you know that? >> they have to cut out on the treats. if you get more than two beavers together it is a choke chop which was popular rised by the missy elliott tune in 2002 when she said phone before you come over because i have to shave my choca. that's where it came from. >> i was wondering what she was talking about. i hope the show doesn't have spanish sub titles. >> he is firing pigs out of it. >> before we move off the beaver topic frankly i am worried because when people see the report of the air drop i am worried they may try it
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through home. first of all if you are engaging in an air drop of the beaver clean and dress it first. properly pad your beaver. by that i mean the enclosure in which it is contained. third, don't stick anything in your beaver box. people shove things in there and it is uncomfortable. this is a public service, tom. that's all i'm doing. properly pack your chufe and when you are over the target grab the beaver with both hands. these are learnings from the 40s and 50s. get together "red eye" report card they had trouble with the crew. i do see tired angry at angry
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possible. they were, but it doesn't matter. you wrbt leaving anywhere. >> joanne is in the lead. follow closely by kennedy. kennedy making a strong showing because she researches and knows stuff like that. it is a pie chart. you can see what this means and you separate the -- this is what pie looks like. we are coming up on halloween and thanksgiving and who doesn't love a pumpkin pie. you put ice jet stream on it and you get a pie with ice cream. >> i prefer whipped cream. i don't want it to -- >> i like sclog on my pie. >> can you define shlocg.
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>> it is the german version of whipped cream. >> it is like the austrian version. >> any wi. anyway the latest polls that don't really mean as you can see we have trump and sanders sanders sanders and rubio and clinton. we have a long way to go so pay no attention. i was going to do a circle jirk of -- jerk of fortune with the benghazi hearing but i cooperate type in the words. the answer to the puzzle is -- i didn't know whrie could go blue. thanks, mike. just in session. >> the seven-day forecast and i am getting information. it is looking really, really nice.
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stay with me president today's security check, be very, very careful who you hire to be in charge of security. this as we all foe would not end well. finally if i may get to this, i live in the united states of mark. president obama is raising our taxes. have i been to arizona, new york, east hamptons and connecticut and the u.s. is a fun country. gosh damn it, that's how you do english 101 gentlemen and ladies. >> that's all from me. i'm done. >> good job. time to take a break. hole grams when we come back.
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bring out your dead. they are returning to the stage. the two comedic legends are turning into holograms thanks to my favorite hologram company. hologram usa. that's right, i like my holograms made in america. they will feature their famous bits and a new looy reopened -- rye coped -- reopened.
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who needs to see a live comic? they say there are an awful lot of dead celebrities and dead people with a lot of followers. the fresher the memory, the bigger the star. sounds like her the right reasons. why are computers taking our jobs? what did we ever do to them? >> it is the future. there was a hole gram of 2pac awhile ago and in the future there will be holographic ronald reagan running. >> he would probably do well. >> it is just like back to the future. >> you wouldn't see a hologram elvis sph. >> no. >> it would be a fun place to see elvis. >> why not see an elvis impersonator. that's america.
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>> technology can make a hologram of elvis move me to tears i hail the future. >> would you have eaten the blue pill in the matrix. >> i would have gobbled it up. >> good nerd. >> angry bob, does it make you angry? it is the end of comedy. >> no. this would great work with gallagher. you will not get watermelon seeds on you. i would so sign up for you. i am at home eating pizza and yelling at neighbors like i do all the time. as long as i get paid who cares? now you are talking. it doesn't have to be dead people. >> you can be angry bob in chicago and tempe, arizona. >> at the same time and doing the same horrible jokes.
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i used to say i demanded you. >> the demand is greater. the fact is you are dead and people want to see you again. you will have to opt out like organ donating. they automatically signed you up. i think that's what will happen. you will have to sign in your life insurance or whatever you want it to be. i do not want a hologram be made of me. >> when you get your celebrity license that's one of the boxes you have to uncheck. >> if you get a driver's license and you have to uncheck the donor pink dot. >> joanne, i think you are right. i used to say i would love to be an organ donor. >> i heard you are giving your
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eye", chris reegan. >> he is tall. he is not that tall. america has a long history of earth changing inthat you vagues. the cotton gin, the light bulb, the personal computer. now we have done it again. domino's wants to revolutionize pizza delivery or dxp. a chevrolet has space for 80 pieces and size and drinks. it took three years to develop and count costless lives. as a comparison, let's look at how pizza hut is still delivering pizzas.
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it is terrible. remember when pizza hut ruled the landscape? >> they ruled it with an iron fist. they were the totalitarians of the pizza market. dom -- dominoes is the only successful enterprise out of greece. >> it came from greece? >> that and democracy. >> philosophy. >> i am going to you, joanne. dominos is good. >> their thin crust is excellent. and it is nice their on-line presence when you can track your order they are the best. not everybody has tries worthy huge. >> you don't leak gluten. >> i can't eat it unless i want to die. >> do you like domino's pizza in it will arrive hot and
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fresh. >> i want kennedy to mail her the gluten. >> it is just part of gluten. i am waiting for the amusing lawsuits that will come after the accidents with an oven on reals driving it to other cars. >> devore, you know what, bob makes a good point. the domino drivers drive dangerously. >> this is the moore cal of capitalism. i love dominoes and i need it hot and quit in my face. >> don't you want some form of government regulation? you are a liberal. you have to hate the free hashing cet. market. >> he would pay for it with taxpayers money. >> special thanks to joanne know saw chin key and an --
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