>> they're part of the team. they're just somewhere else right now. and eventually we'll all link up again someday. some hi, i'm greg gutfeld voted sexiest keebler elf of 2015. here's what's coming up. when the person in front of you reclines their seat, is it okay to strangle them? we discuss. what's the best horror movie ever? that's a question i'd like to hear at the next debate, not this crud about jobs and deficits. ooh. later, joanne and katherine hit the streets without makeup. if this doesn't win an emmy, i'm killing a panda. let's get this going, america. i've got a procedure in the morning. should the american people be trusting that man? >> there's no urgency or we never get to the answers. >> why doesn't someone say, i have a problem with the way you're acting?

i have a problem with the pompous, cocky way you're doing it. >> you can't defend it anymore. >> let's meet tonight's pile of flesh. he's nuttier than a bag of snickers, anthony cumia. she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face. co-host of outnumbered. lisa wise, owls write him love poems. camille foster. and she thinks we can't smell the vodka, but we do. she's joanne. she's such a smarty. she should be rolled in plastic and twisted, it's our op said kath listen. and he's all bark and no bite, the liberal panel. hello. >> hello. that's music. welcome to another edition of

lockstep lap dogs where the establishment media bend over. tonight''s edition. she lied but so what? despite proving that hillary fibbed by pushing the video as the cause of the terror attack, the media causes the scandal nothing but a partisan trifle. roll it, carl. >> she couldn't quite give the direct answer of why she was saying in an e-mail something very differently than what was said to the public. >> for the audience, why does it matter whether she was saying one thing? because she tried to say, i was trying to warn other countries we didn't want to see this thing happening anyplace else. >> i'm really glad dana had a chance to talk to representative jordan because i think he was clearly the worst, the most unprofessional, the most misleading, the most really demeaning to the congress in terms of his questioning. >> we got a real look at president hillary clinton, what president hillary clinton would be like. she was in command. she knew the facts as she wanted to recite them.

she had real context. she was unflappable. >> so yet again, butt kissers fall in line to dismiss a cover-up that under a republican white house would have had them soiling their haines. but here they called the hearings partisan. well, if it's partisan for calling out hillary for lying to grieving parents i'm partisan. i guess it's partisan to squirm in my chair bh we hear hillary make light of the e-mails ambassador stevens sent her about security. >> one of the great attributes chris stevens had was a really great sense of humor. i see him smiling as he's typing this because it is clearly in response to the e-mail down below talking about picking up a few, quote, fire sale items from the brits. >> those fire sale items, by the way, fire sale items, are barricades. >> that's right. >> they are additional requests for security.

>> that's right. >> for the compound. that's what that fire sale was because we weren't providing enough physical security for the compound. isn't that right? so they're picking up a fire sale because other convict countries are pulling out. >> well, i donthink that showed their entrepreneurial spirit. >> she says he's just being funny. that's like praising someone's cool demeanor after they freeze to death. they say there was no investigation like this after previous tacks. that's true. but there was no cover-up following those attacks either. then there were those who basically say chris stevens had it coming. >> ambassador stevens himself, did he make an intelligent decision in exposing himself and all these security guards to the obvious risk? did he make a mistake? >> right. >> [ bleep ]! who knew serving your country was like going to a bar without a bra on? what's really partisan, the

media suddenly upset about the hearing's price tag. >> tonight hillary clinton and the fireworks as we ask tonight, how much has the american taxpayer spent on this 17-month investigation? >> that's a first. liberal hacks carrying about government spending. that 4 million doesn't even cover bill clinton's cialis. but we predicted this. the media has to say the controversy is behind hillary so she can win the white house, which is what they did for obama in 2012. media always there for the rescue even when their leaders aren't. >> period! >> good to see you. in that hearing she's like an amazing character. >> i was stunned. the victim blaming. the cost of it. her making jokes about his fire sale. the place was burning. like don't use the word -- if there's no common sense there. the people who were saying she came off so well, she looked

professional and everything, because the clintons are great at lying. they've had so much practice at it. don't look at that as an attribute. look at it like the person that you know that lies all the time. you're going, oh, boy, he's great at it. but he's lying! that's exactly what i just saw hillary doing. >> that's true. people were complimenting hillary not on being honest but just getting through the hearing. >> it's true, but she had like the same facial expression throughout. no matter what was happening. i love these people who are like, there's no smoking gun here. there's no smoking gun? she just told you she lied completely. how many days did we have to hear about the video? the guy wound up in jail. the video became the whole story. in the meantime, she's e-mailing the prime minister of egypt saying we knew it was a preplanned attack, linked to terrorism. i think she's a really bad liar and everyone is watching this at home thinking, what's wrong with this woman? she's laughing through the whole thing. she needs some acting lessons. >> she does. you mentioned the words smoking gun. i want to ask cat, who first

came up the with phrase smoking gun? >> it's a classic, greg. >> really? >> yes. it's from a sherlock holmes story called the glorious scott, from 1893. it said, we rushed into the captain's cabin. there he lay with his brains smeared over the chart of the atlantic while the chaplain stook with the smoking pistol in his hand at his elbow. i can't believe it phrased so awkward with his hand at his elbow turned into such a popular saying. i guess -- >> i ask the question and i get an answer. >> true. >> that was pretty refreshing. what did you make of this? you're an insightful human being. >> well, we try. we try. when i look at this, i do see like a layer cake of tragedy. you have these americans who lost their lives. >> right. >> noeedlessly. but you have this other thing, an administration who certainly tried to make a political statement by skewing the facts. both parties do that in

situation like this, try to put lipstick on a pig. what no one is talking about is the tragic policy failure that is libya and was at the time and certainly is now. and that was a bipartisan failure. it's like a group of people getting together, burning down a house ar at least setting it on fire so it's so decrepit it's almost falling over and when it kills a small child later on, we get mad at them for that. >> right. >> but not for burning the house down. this is a real tragedy. libya is still burning right now. the problems we're having with isis are related to that and both parties had a role. >> should we just have left kadhafi in? >> whether he's there or not, i don't know if t's a better circumstance now. >> joanne, what did you make of it? the media sucks. >> listen, not everyone was just throwing hillary softballs. what you didn't see in the hearing is actually they let reporters ask some questions afterwards, and i think we have tape. can we roll it, stan?

>> good evening. thank you for taking my question, secretary clinton. this is such an honor. my name is joanne from fox news channel. no, seriously, i am. you don't have to look it up in your notes. i know i haven't gotten a lot of screen time, but i really think next year is my year. i do. okay, moving on. ooh, can you help me settle a bet? i've been arguing with greg that magic mike xxl is superior to the original and here's why. it overcame all the expectations. it knows exactly what it wants to be be. and doesn't pretend to be something it's not. and it's got more abs per minute than any movie i've ever seen. yeah, i can tell by your nodding we're on the same page there. oh, and speaking of meat, earlier i left you a coupon for arby's on your desk. did you get it? okay, cool, yeah. that's it. for a beef and cheddar sandwich, buy one get one free. oh, yeah, good move. keep that safe. i bet you're going to be

starving after this. anyway, this question is kind of off topic, but do you know where i should go to get my parking validated? it's just really stressing me out. i kind of can't think of anything else. i figured i'd just ask. oh, yeah, you know what? i'll ask someone else later. final question, should cocaine be decriminalized and regulated? just curious. is that a yes? i feel like that was a yes. are you smali isignaling me rig? okay, this is getting weird. i've got to go. but thank you very much, madam secretary. i'm so happy they picked up your show for a second season. kay, bye. see? >> wow, that was amazing. i think she just had an itchy nose. >> oh, it's possible. or it could have been a signal. just like the rest of the 17-hour hearing, she really didn't say much. >> no, she didn't.

that's true. liberal panel, i bet if you had hands you would be clapping over your fellow laping dog media hacks. >> laughing? this congress just elected hillary clinton the next president of the united states. she was elected this past week to be the next two-term president of the united states. that's what just happened. joanne's questions were much better than any of the ridiculous questions asked by the republicans on that panel. >> is that a trick? should i be thanking you? >> yes. please give me a tip. >> well, that's enough from you. i want to move on. after months of thinking about jumping in, joe biden jumps out announcing he won't run for president in the rose garden on wednesday. the vp saying he had run out of time to mount a credible campaign. translation, the clinton campaign must have had some amazing pictures of him. biden did not endorse any candidate in his announcement. well, except for himself. >> we've got a lot of work to get done over the next 15 months. i believe we have to level the

playing field for the american people, and that's going to take access to education and opportunity to work. we can do this. and when we do, america won't just win the future. we will own the finish line. >> we will own the finish line. i don't even know what that means. we're not just -- because the guy that owns the finish line obviously isn't in the race. >> it's not the winner. >> he didn't say it was a fair race. >> true. >> you want to win. >> i have a theory, and i believe he was running up until the moment that he had to do that and somebody came in, probably a collection of obama-ites and clintonits and said, like, they had a file and said, look at this, it was all the bad stuff, all the bad stuff. he just said, wow. anthony, he's been running since 1987. >> yeah, yeah, absolutely. i don't know if he -- if that

was his decision so much as everybody else, all these democrats. and the clintons. >> yes. >> you know, how early do you have to jump into this race? it's too late? it's over a year! >> i know. i could still get into the race, jedediah. what do they have on him? is it just actually stuff he's said that we already know about? >> it's just clips we've all played on television. they'll just be played, the wheelchair one. there's tons. >> the wheelchair. >> that being said, he's such a loveable guy. >> really? >> no, look, i've got a soft spot for the biden. i do. >> he would find it. >> he would, yes. he's the kind of guy you want to have a beer with. you feel a lot of empathy for what he's been through. >> i don't think he drinks. >> i had a beer with gavin mcguinness. >> i think gavin should run, are you kidding me? >> i don't even want to be near gavin mcginnis.

kidding. even in a bar. i run from him. honestly, i think it was -- they must have done a list, camille, when he talked about orientals, when he talked about indians at 7-eleven, when he plagiarized neil kinnikc. there's so many things. >> even for himself hearing it all in this era of improbable and just thoroughly unqualified candidates who seem to be making a lot of headway, i bet he thought to himself, i could probably do this. but he really can't. i mean, the clintons have been looking at getting hillary the nod for potus since they first thought about moving from arkansas to washington, d.c. >> yeah. it was her turn. she stepped aside for obama under the idea that it was going to be her turn. but i don't know. did we miss something great? the grandfather version of michael scott from the office? >> oh, yeah. >> it would have been entertaining and ultimately end in our ruin. >> oh, definitely. a lot of people, though, said they wanted the party to be

sta saved but democrats don't want to be saved. they want hillary. i think ultimately it would have been an uphill battle for him. he's gone through a lot. he just wants to take it easy and i think he should. >> i don't think he wants to take it easy. >> the hillary debate did it. she held it together and i think he was probably watching. if she had flopped, fallen flat on her face, he would have said -- >> if anyone challenged her. >> but she walked away with it. >> it would have probably damaged the product even more because they would just have hammered each other. >> but i'm only worried about good television. >> i would have loved it. >> kat, do you have any conspiracy theories on this one? i believe that he was pushed out based on just some interesting material. >> oh, yeah. listen to what i found on the internet. >> oh, boy. >> listen to these headlines. hillary clinton camp is making moves to check joe biden. then it gets more serious. biden insiders feel clinton stalking. then ex-president bill clinton

threatens to destroy joe biden. destroy joe biden if he runs against hillary clinton. that's three articles. if you see anything on the internet three times you know it's true. >> true. >> according to ib insinsiders, knows better than them? they're on the inside. >> speaking of inside, liberal panel, another clinton dirty trick to preserve their power. >> good. somebody in politics for a change running for office as opposed to the other party. you know what they're doing. their brain surgery is a great resume item to be president. >> it is. >> a brain surgeon has absolutely no skills that make him a leader. >> it would be nice if he knew where afghanist know what? he couldn't perform brain surgery on you because there would have to be a brain there. >> no, sir nice. >> score! is everyone focused on joe biden's announcement, we lost a real fighter in the democratic race. let's now take a moment to remember lincoln chafee.

>> you're looking at a block of grani granite. i did my homework. i look forward to the discussion ahead. >> our thoughts and prayers are with his donors who contributed a total of $15,000 to the cause. >> wow. >> nice. coming up, why did china cut interest rates for banks just days after its worst economic performance since the global financial crisis? i don't know. we're not doing that story. just kidding. panel started to freak out. up next, trump, carson, fiorina, bush, they're my guests tonight after the show for rooftop hot tubbing. they'll also be in the next gop debate so we'll talk about that, debate so we'll talk about that, too.

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stage for the prime time affair. donald trump front ajd center wednesday alongside ben carson. cnbc will host an undercard debate for those who didn't place in the top ten in recent national polls. in a departure from previous deba debates, the candidate on the main stage will be allowed to throw rotten fruit at the undercard group until they give up, go home and never come back because frankly we're tired of having two debates, camille. who needs to leave? >> pretty much everyone but rand paul. am i allowed to do that? >> are you still -- >> rand paul? >> you like rand. >> i still like rand. can i actually talk about something? >> yes. >> i keep hearing all sorts of things and i think fairly inappropriately about these two front-runner guys, carson and trump who i've never really heard of. can we talk about the hopelessness and fear being trafficked by democratic candidates for just a little while. no one talk bz the fact that talking about income inequality all day long and the

corporations that are going to do terrible things. >> true . >> it's the same sort of hopelessness that progressives often criticize conservatives for saying animates them. >> it's a great point. it's like the mirror image of the immigration argument. immigration argument is about fear, but economic inequality and also identity politics is about fear. black lives matter, that's about fear. >> global warming. >> global warming is about fear. we know global warming does not exist. am i right, conservatives? >> hey! >> hey, all right. cumia, it's all going to be about the economy, which means it will be really boring. >> very boring. they pick the perfect station for it. very, very dull. you know, when trump is there, people are going to tune in. >> yep. >> again, i will predict this will be the highest rating cnbc has ever ever had. i think that's three people breaks that record. >> i bet trump will say that the economy will be great. it's good to make your head spin, fantastic.

just trust me. >> yeah. >> get me in there. >> jis the number of people stil a problem? >> yeah. get rid of the whole second tier. honestly, i can't sit through two debates and no one from that second tier is go rg to jump into the top. i've been imagining all the candidates naked. i didn't hear anything anyone said but hi marco rubio. >> you didn't tell me that trick. >> you need an imagination. >> look at, even that gregory, get rid of half those people. it's not going to happen. look, i love rand paul. i hosted with him on friday. it's not happening for him. it's not going to happen. conservatives are not getting behind rand paul's foreign policy. when he speaks about it, too many people on the right their skin crawls. there's a whole bunch of others there that need to go. i'm sorry. get down to five or six. >> the naked pyramid graphic was pretty cool. >> right. they're all on top of each other. >> joanne, will you be drinking i assume during this debate? >> i certainly hope so. what i think is really

interesting is everyone is going to decide. is carson going to win? is trump going to win? because carson and trump i think similarly will say outrageous things. so nuts. but why i think carson is going to do particularly well is because, as opposed to dismissing his criticism like trump often does, he will actually give a rational reason, like how his brain came to that conclusion, which i think the american voter really appreciates and can get behind. >> he's very -- trump calls him low energy. but surgeons have to be low energy. i don't want a jitry -- i want want me operating on you. i have four cups of coffee. it's carson's benefit to be almost unconscious. if you have any blood running through you, you kcan't operate on a brain. how do you separate twins when you're thinking about stuff. you have to walk in and say, yeah, we take the head. oh, left a sponge.

kat, everybody is talking about the iowa primary. who won that last time? i don't remember. >> some guy named rick santorum. i don't know what he's doing now. >> he's running. >> yeah. you know, is he really? >> he's in -- >> i think it's because he doesn't have any vices so what else is he supposed to do with his time? maybe we shouldn't take that away from him. >> that's true. this is his hobby, his booze. running for office. >> his hobby is running for president. >> just like bernie sanders. he's been running since 1972 and he won't stop running the adorable little curmudgeon. liberal panel, it must be difficult to look at the republicans to see all the rich diversity absent on the liberal side. >> yeah. they're a bunch of white people. real diverse. >> ben's white. >> you complain about a debate that focused on the economy. we wouldn't want to talk about income inequality or things that

matter to people. we want to talk about trump's poll numbers, right? >> no. here's the problem, you jerk. in today's world, arguing against minimum wage increases or arguing for lower taxes is seen as evil. that's i victim vi for the liberal panel. >> lower taxes causes incredible deficit and debt. people need to make at least a decent wage. and apparently you people don't care about that, do you? >> see? you proved my point, you piece of wood. >> thanks. >> all right. before we go to break, another helpful video. this is a fun one. halloween is almost here apparently, which means as always unwatchable scary movie marathons, annoying kids knocking at my door in my trailer and grown adults playing dress-up. it's disgusting. it got me thinking, how did we get to this point? behold, our latest edition of "where does it come from halloween edition." it's been around for centuries, and most people think it's just a cheap ploy for businesses to earn a few bucks between labor

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carbondale. jerry, thanks for being here. what did you think about this? >> what did i think? >> yeah. it seems that maybe kind of outrageous a response. >> it is outrageous. >> but jerry, some people are saying it's rude to put your seat back. >> it is outrageous that this behavior is now acceptable on airlines. there are no fly lists. >> yes. >> for terrorists. there should be for people who engage in this kind of behavior. >> but if somebody puts the tray table back in your face, don't you have a right to respond? >> yes. there's not enough room on airlines at all. i think he maybe have been sending a message to her. you know, maybe she took the message and maybe we can take the same message as well. >> but if you paid for that seat as the other person did, isn't it your right to recline? >> it is your right to recline, and she probably needed extra leg room. as you said, there's not enough room. so it's a fault of the airlines. she was quite reasonable in what she did. >> but then she possibly didn't give warning so maybe he had

every right to strangle her. >> greg, you have to give a warning. just turn and say something. >> yeah. >> he was justified in what he did. i don't think it was a choke. it probably was a gentle rub open the shoulders. maybe he was trying to massage her. >> isn't that sexist to touch a woman you don't know? >> it's definitely sexist. they should separate the sexes on the airline. >> that sounds like separate but equal. sounds bigoted to me. >> it's terrible. i don't know why we can't live as a society together. >> all right. next story, fbi director james comey says fewer americans have tried to travel abroad to join isis in recent months. just six in of the last 3 1/2 months compared to nine or so who used to try each month. jerry, some people say this is a big step in the right direction that kids are seeing isis for how savage they are. >> yes, obviously a step in the right direction. if the numbers are de with the . our approach to terrorism is probably going in the right direction and we're safer as a result. >> don't you think just one

american joining isis is one too many? >> actually numbers don't matter, greg. absolutely. one terrorist can do the damage of thousands so what does it matter? obviously we're running in place. our approach isn't working at all. >> but then again it's good there are less. that must be progress and we're doing good. >> we're always making progress looking to the future, greg. that is a sign that we should probably relax and we're doing well. >> but the fact that they're still out there means we should try harder. >> we have to be vigilant, greg. we have to stay the course. and if being worried is part of staying the course, then we're doing the right thing. >> sometimes when you're worried you don't concentrate and it's better to maybe kind of be calm. >> absolutely, greg. you couldn't be more correct about that. last story. online scalpers are trying to sell their opening night tickets to the star wars movie unto $11,000. isn't scalping discussing? >> it's existing and it's greed. we're preying on the people most

vulnerable that can't afford the tickets. >> if someone is willing to pay it, isn't that the definition of the free market? >> the free market corrects itself. i don't know why people can't just stay home. if you don't want to pay the money for a movie, stay home and wait a month and see it at the regular price. >> but they're taking advantage of people's desires. it's not fair. >> that's why we need to regulate movie theaters in the same way we regulate the health system, the courtses of law. ing everything else. >> but shouldn't government get out of business? >> ned they need to get out of business so the businesses can operate, greg. >> okay. well, you've confused me a bit. it seems like i can't figure out what you agree with or you don't. >> that's the way it is, greg. that's what happens in america today. people can't make up their minds so we can't move forward, greg. >> yes. but why move forward? >> well, you don't necessarily have to. >> i don't think so. >> no. >> what's wrong with living in the past? >> the past -- there's a reason it was the past. because it's ideal. >> thank you, jerry.

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it's time for "no right answ answer." a debate where we solve nothing. where we get angry. the topic horror movies. a hundred were asked to name the ten greatest horror movies of all time. hasn't this happened enough? number ten, you have "vau jaws," night of the living dead, psycho, fun, halloween the thing, which one? alien? hose mary's baby. the texas chain saw massacre. abdz of course shining. and number one, "love actually." no. the exorcist, which was like love actually but with an actual plot.

cumia, agree with the list? what would be your pick? >> i would go with the shining. >> it's scary. >> it has nif bloodz and guts but also the suspense, the psychopath, the music is great. that whole wednesday thing. totally ripped out by csi and all those shows. i think the perfect horror movie. >> it was like jaws except i will never ride a tricycle. i won't. >> that is my way to get to work. jedediah, thoughts? >> i pitchpicked the omen with gregory peck. the reason is probably because my dad showed it to me at the age of 7. >> wow. >> that explains a lot for all of you who watch me on television. i had seen like the omen, the score si exorcist. and nothing beats a baby devil. >> children are evil. by the way, i was in an all-male revue based on it was called oh, men. >> and gregory peck starred in it.

>> that's true. that was a stage name. it wasn't just peck. no. gregory pecs i think. >> gregory? >> nightmare on elm street. my story is similar to yours. miff dad toomg took me to the movies to see a double feature. action jaks is what we went to see but we had to sit through nightmare in elm street. i don't remember much because i had my dad buried in my dad. >> kid taking cades to more films is child abuse. >> my dad is coming after you. >> i like getting comed after. joanne, why do we need to be scared? what's the point? >> i don't watch a lot of horror films because it doesn't feel good. >> then you get pair nigh knowed for the rest of i don't know your life. in high school i saw final destination 3. i know it's not like a horror film. it's a thriller. but i hate roller coasters. i used to go tanning and people die in tanning beds.

then you die at the drive-through? you pick up a value meal and die? these are things that terrify a teenager and you carry it with you. >> the fact is, those are kind of all like accidents. that's the scariest thing for me. the scary nest thing is she saw final destination 3 in high school. i was 50 when that came out. kat, you seem like you'd be a great horror movie victim. i just see you being one of the first kills. i hope nothing happens to you this week, by the way. that would be terrible timing. >> very good confidence. you know, i have a problem with being too optimistic so i really appreciate you lifting my confidence. >> yes. >> thank you. >> do you have a favorite movie? >> horror movie? >> yes. that's the topic! >> "sex in the city". >> oh, interesting. why? >> because when i see them talking i can't help but think, what would i do if i was in that conversation having listened to it? and i would die. i would be so annoyed i would die. and i'm too young to die, greg. >> you are too young. liberal panel, i bet your favorite horror movie is another term of obama.

>> well, it's actually hillary the movie. because that's what led to citizens united and that is a horror show. >> yes. i was thinking of your liberal panel, the scariest movie would be backdraft. >> that's really funny, greg. >> i'm going to make a quick comment about what i think is not a horror movie. exorci exorcist, the number one pick. to me that is a wonderful fairy tale because i want to know that these things exist. like if all of a sudden my bed starts shaking and there's these supernatural things happening, that makes me happy. that means there's another world out there, an afterlife. so when i watch supernatural movies i don't get scared i just go, i wish, i wish. scariest movie ever, i don't know if it was on the list, is deliverance. because it's real. i don't know if you travel around the country, you will get in a situation that is not unlike their situation at one point in your life. i did in florida.

it was like -- thwhat happened them is something that could happen. real horror movies have to be rooted in the real. >> you're taking everything out of it. poltergeist would be a happy fairy tale. >> yes. you know what a a great -- henry s. oo -- >> where did you glow e groi up where freddie krueger wasn't real? >> i grew up in northern california. home of the sla, home of jim jones, home of charles manson, i think. and tom brady. up next, joanne none who does this kinda thing online?

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does society put too much emphasis on women's looks? they set out to prove just how sexist our society is in this brave and powerful segment. >> celebrities have been posting makeup free selfies to protest the fact that we currently live in a society that expects women to paint their faces in order to be good enough to go out in public. >> we decided to join the brave

feminist movement and remove all of our makeup here today. >> i feel so feminine. >> yeah, i feel better. lighter somehow. let's go out into the world and see what people think of our natural beauty. >> let's do it. >> anyone want to talk to me? no one else is feminist out here? no one. >> excuse me, can i talk to you for a second? everybody hates me. >> i was being really strong by taking off my makeup, now i'm feeling really insecure. would you mind talking to me for a second? >> okay, wow, rejection hurts. >> everybody hates me because i didn't have time to paint my face before going out in public. for you guys. you know, i'm a human being with a soul.

>> would you mind talking? okay. wow. i guess this is what normal people go through on a daily basis. >> what do you think of my look right now? >> oh, i feel. >> this is just -- zombie, no. this is my natural face for no makeup monday. #nomakeupmonday. >> oh, it's okay. >> would i get a job like this? >> like this? >> yeah. >> yeah. come november, maybe not so much. >> what does that mean? >> halloween. >> are you saying i look scary? >> no. >> rude. >> i feel like -- i feel like i'm scared right now, actually. >> you might just be a sexist, then. i'm just saying. i can't believe how small minded people are. >> i know. so sexist. >> like they have never seen anyone without makeup. >> i know. >> let's go do something fun. >> i need that. >> yeah.

>> this is going to be fun. good idea. >> excuse me. >> rude. >> you guys are late. we opened up five minutes ago. you gotta get inside. we have customers. >> we don't work here. >> you shift already started. >> so rude. >> i guess people are just scared of strong women. >> seriously. >> let's get out of here. >> a lovely halloween segment. a lot of fun. >> that was not a halloween segment, but it's a lot of fun. >> they did the makeup, right? >> an awesome job. >> get ready, everyone, for how to be right. that's the title of my new book. it's available tuesday. reserve your copy now. by the way, i'll be at huntington, new york, monday, this monday. that's my first stop. go to my website for more think your heartburn pill works fast?

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it's time for greg mail. the address is fox news.com. i read, he answers, and then we all sign up for water aerobics. robert leads things off. he said preordered your book with the leather case. hope to see you when you come to the great state of texas. it's worth buying another book. so what are you planning to be for halloween? >> i think i'm going to go as a really cool guy who preordered my book. he got one in a leather case, which is like something i wouldn't even do for my own book. but i love you. i'm going to kill you and wear your skin. >> he wanted your face. >> by the way, my book has no cover. the cover is on -- >> lasered on. >> so you can't hide me when you're on the plane. >> very good.

joe from arizona writes -- >> did he just come on to me? >> i think so. >> that's the language of love. i don't know. this is an english only show. i don't know what he said. it's ironic because most of the mail at home is spanish. >> this is from texas. my wife wants to know why your wedding ring is on your middle finger. beyond that, i want to know what your family looks like. >> my family is absolutely beautiful. you'll never see them. if you look at my hand, you'll see it's actually not on the middle finger where. i just happen to have an extra finger. yeah. really cool. you should see what i do with it. it's amazing. i can carry really large mugs of coffee without any help whatsoever. it's incredible.

tha thanks, anthony, camilla, joanna, and of course, boo to the liberal panel. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you. i'm chris wallace. ben carson surges in iowa. taking the front-runner spot from donald trump. >> i think a lot of people in the country realize that we're in critical condition. >> we'll sit down with the gop presidential candidate to discuss the latest surprise in the year of the outsider. then, it was one of the most dramatic moments of hillary clinton's testimony on benghazi. >> you tell the american people one thing, you tell your family an entirely different story. >> i think if you look at the statement that i made, i clearly said that it was an attack. >> calling it an attack is like saying the sky is blue. of course it was an attack. >> we'll talk with congressman jim jordan, a member o