hi, i'm greg gut feld. here's what's coming up. why our republican candidates fighting each other and not taking on hillary? seriously, doesn't anyone want to win this thing? then, jeb bush launches a new slogan. jeb can fix it. will he campaign with a tool belt? it's what i wear in bed. plus, joann, humanitarian mission. if you miss this session, you will burn in everlasting heck. let's get started. i'm late for my electrolysis. >> you wonder how could it possibly get any worse. >> it's despicable. >> it's disgusting to me. >> yes.

on the program, a coward. hiding under the steps. if you have kids in the room, you may want to change the channel now. >> hello. to this packed week we saw the republican candidates attack like bitter exs fighting over an ugly poodle. >> he is a disast we are the credit cards. he has a very bad record of finances. >> i just find it ironic that donald trump had four bankruptcies and in his businesses and who's he to attack anybody on finances? >> hmm. that's problem because every time a republican goes after another republican hillary gets a step closer to becoming the president and the closer she gets the more she cackles like laughing sal. >> no, no, no, no. >> we were like, we were like --

>> they must be related. you know when the police scramble to quell a riot and then a clever thief sees a chance to knock off a kay jewelers across town? that's hillary. she is winning because no one is watching the store. this is bad because if that russian jet taken down with an isis bomb it means either the bomb made of undetectable stuff, that's scary, or isis now has members working in airports. this makes it even more imperative hillary not get in office because she cannot protect us. she was careless enough to treat classified intel the way her husband treats cigars. worse yet pushed a lie that the video caused a benghazi lie and the media can't question it. i mean, some dudes are home watching cat videos and then see a video of mohammed and murder four americans on 9/11? that's hillary. the republicans should dine on that at the next debate.

look, there are plenty of liberal outlets to examine candidates which is why on tuesday the candidates need to turn away from nonsense and focus on her because while insults are hilarious, the's nothing, nothing funny about a president clinton in the age of isis. >> period. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. two first names and two me he's always been the one. correspondent ed henry. well, his past with more skeletons, it's gavin mcginnis. he wears a beard to hide a smaller, weaker beard, it's the daily beast washington bureau chief will ron. and peppermint she naps is her mouth wash, it's joann and she's dicier than a game of y a htze. it's katherine and even the splinters aren't sharp, it's the boo liberal panel.

ed, in-fighting, god or bad? >> bad for the republicans right now. ben carson, look, what he's showing is good, fighting back. >> right. >> getting ham rered and fired. jeb bush should have gotten angry at somebody a long time ago and said i won't take this anymore. seeing the news conference this weekend, ben carson basically saying coming after me in the media. i'll push back and boomerang on you, the media. guess what. this week carson's campaign said they raised $3.5 million based on the attacks he's saying. >> attack out and not in? >> push back. get ready. i was told you'll see a new ben carson. different than the guy that didn't have a pulse. >> we'll get to that. i don't know if he should create new ben carsons yet. will, this in-fighting, done? >> no. as long as donald trump is in the race i don't think we're going 0 see any end to any in-fighting any time soon.

the republican needs to thin the herd a little bit and they need to figure out who the guy to eventually rally around. i think you are seeing right now people in the donor class, a lot of strategists are looking at marco rubio to win the general and the primary and fighting back against him. >> interesting point. i pretend to believe. joann, the advantage that hillary has, they have settled on her so she can just kick back and eat a chef's salad and the republicans are can each other. >> i mean, bernie sanders had a moment recently. >> that's true. >> going back on this i'm storied of hearing about the e-mails. if it's a good question, we should ask it. i think he is realized i might be handed her on a silver platter and maybe not. you're always going to have the in-fighting, especially trying the find the one person to represent the party. but i think as the polling show,

as donations have shown, it doesn't really help or hurt anyone necessarily because i think the american people just kind of have their minds made up. >> really? i'm not so sure. i don't think they're paying attention because you have football right now and very, very popular among the american people. when do we have the presidential debates? they seem so annoying. >> oh i love them so much. there are only two presidential debates before 1960. one in '408, '56 and then between 1950 and 1976, no debates at all. what do people have to look forward to? >> i don't know. what? >> i love the debates. i watched the democratic forum on friday. >> good for you. >> i was tweeting it. i wasn't allen. >> i might add that you have no life. >> i was tweeting. i was not allen. >> that's good. i want to move on to ben carson. he spent friday defending media reports he die lied in "gifted hands." first, it was a politico story

claiming he fabricated acceptance into west point. he said he was given an informal nomination to attend west point. did they jump the gun? yes. they backtracked and changed the headline and carson blamed media bias. >> there is a desperation on behalf of some to try to find a way to tarnish me because they have been looking through everything. they have been talking to everybody i've ever known and seen. there's got to be a scandal, some -- affair. got to be something. they are getting december approximate. >> and then more of carson's bio called in question. "the journal" couldn't confirm the claim of hiding white kids in the classroomment the journal also punched holes in one of the stories during his time at yale. he claimed a professor once told the class the final exam was destroyed and that the student

vs to retake the test. carson claims every student refused except him who got his picture taken in the school paper. but according to yale, the class never even existed and the photo is nowhere to be found. so, does it matter if these stories can't be substantiated? is ben being held to a higher standard than, say, obama or hillary ever was? like i told ronald reagan after the stint in nam, it sure looks that way. all right. >> did you serve there? >> no. i didn't. i lied. i have a theory. we can be critical of ben carson right now. he is kind of odd but aren't we all odd? isn't every candidate weird? >> you especially. >> yes. but like this is starting to get a little bit distressing. >> some of it is overkill. you have a comparison to president obama. where was this scrutiny in 2008? it wasn't there, number one. we should spend a lot of time on hillary clinton and her e-mail situation. the clinton foundation and

whatnot. and we spend a lot of time talking about the polls that say she is not honest and trustworthy and could be a problem. by the same token, ben carson is the flip side of hillary clinton. he is very honest and trustworthy according to every single poll. that's the way the american public sees him. he can push back here. if there's one of these after another and another and chips awe at the halo status right now. >> he's basically saying that -- media bias is the root of this. and he's got a point. they didn't question a community organizer or a socialist like bernie sanders the way they are a brain surgeon and making up the stuff it can't help him. >> yeah. it is like nwa on the album straight out of compton. they keep talking about the police harassing and then they shouldn't have been let out of the penitentiary. >> so true! >> i think he's done now.

i wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't show up to the debit. >> that's a bold, bold -- >> just occurred to me. >> you don't -- that's two days away. entirely possible that we'll ask him these questions and you saw him in the press conference. he didn't take that very well. >> he's not going to be there. >> well, you know, he has a great story to tell. he was a rags to riches brain surgeon. could it be possible that he put fri the os on a pizza? added them? >> it's weird why he would feel like he needs to embellish the stuff. he has a fantastic story and then coming out there and say it's not only a hard upbringing, i was hard. we near a strange place insisting you wanted to kill your mom with a brick and opposed to saying, no, you didn't. i didn't. >> he claims he tried to stab a friend in the stomach. >> a close relative. >> yeah. they made a movie adaptation. i think we have tape.

>> what did you say to me? >> get off! >> benny! what did you do? >> oh! >> get a teacher or something. >> joann, i think that calls into question the expertise as a surgeon if he can't even stab that person. >> right? blindly goes after the bodies. >> his eyes are often closed, as well. >> deep in reflection. really what that is. i believe it was trump on o'reilly last night said he keeps saying he had a very violent past and that should be the thing that is concerning us, the fact that people are trying to clear him of the fact that, no, your past wasn't violent and

he is trying to say, no, in fact i tried to kill more than one person in my past and does that really go away? yeah, he was a kid. kids do crazy things. but if speaks to his character likelying, if you want that person in the white house. >> that's a great idea. kids do korea si things and really -- like blowing up things. the thing is there's no example of a religious story where it saves someone from happiness. it's always saving somebody from a -- so it fit a narrative. a rescued him from a possible life of crime and aggression. but his success now leads to scrutiny. cat, shouldn't republicans welcome this vetting? i'm sure his rivals do. >> yeah. i think we should be set vetting everybody. you can't trust anybody. >> i don't trust you. >> you shouldn't. everybody's looking out for themselves or they're not and more powerful people prey on. >> yes. >> that's what humanity is all

about. i'm kind of sad and wanted the like him. i really d. i kind of really do and he seems kind of weird. i don't know why you put lies in writing. >> that's -- you make basically bar stories. >> yeah, yeah n. a bar, like tell that story in a bar. you can be anyone in a bar. if you're going to write it down, make sure that it's either true or there's no way anyone would find out it's not. >> i said lies are like a coat of paint on a story to keep it interesting. like it started out like an apartment. and it's fine and then like i'm bored with this and paint it and then that's the -- that paint is just paint. >> but you're elaborating on something that happened. this is complete fiction. you were kidding with that clip and i think you stumbled upon the origin of that ben story. i think he saw that and it's totally possible that he believed that happened. remember homer thought he knew the fonz? i think ben carson thinks that

it is his own memory. >> that's based on his memories. you know that, right? >> based on -- >> oh! >> we know that chicken came before the egg on this one. liberal panel, i bet you're so grateful that this kind of scrutiny doesn't focus on your candidates like socialist bernie sanders. >> oh yeah. hillary's never been vetted. never heard about obama's birth certificate. this we never heard about his father frank marshall davis. never heard about the reverend, palling around with terrorists. you're right. never vetted. >> i'll say that happened on fox news, the stuff about bill ayers but i don't think the mainstream media focused on him. >> he was elected twice. ed said a new ben carson, yeah, one that tells the truth. i don't think his name is ben. i don't think he was a surgeon.

>> really? >> conjoined twins saying what a good job he did. >> you're a terrible, terrible person. you're not a person, a wall. a panel. you make me sick to my stomach. on that note, we shall take a break. how did carly do on "the view"? how about the brats in the anti-trump video? does this v-neck accentuate my pecs? we'll answer at least one of those questions when we come back.

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. on friday carly fiorina appeared on "the view" just like this show but with less bladder control. this after the host had stupid comments to say about carly's face after the debate last week. the questions they asked were well thought out and offered great insight. >> it's sounds like you were told to smile more and i'm wondering is that difficult for you? do you have people coaching you to act a different way? >> but everyone's always complaining you don't talk about the issues but complaining and

instead of talking about the issues. you said you would be hillary's worst nightmare to debate her? because she's the only other woman. >> you're polling no more than 3% s. your campaign, are you seeing something we're not? >> i was mistaken. all of those questions sucked. still in the end, carly had the best line of the day. >> and i know you used the unfortunate situation with donald trump to your benefit. you were making lemonade out of lemons and using the feud with "the view," as well pass as part of the fund-raising video. aren't you? >> oh, so you're telling me that you guys are lemons? >> no. i'm just saying -- no. that is funny, actually. >> very good. >> it is funny. that is funny, actually. >> a lot of ladies told a joke. >> oh. isn't that great? >> we're only allowed to tell the jokes. we're the comedians. >> how do you think carly is d?

>> great. i always think she does great. she is someone to think quickly on her feet and doesn't get flustered and still have a good comeback. you know? along with facts and other things and i do think that she shows time and time again that she is the one person who i think could really debate against hillary clinton. because hillary clinton then could not use that sexist argument because she's debating another woman. i for one would love to see that happen. >> yes. two women running against each other. will never happen in our lifetime. you dvr this again and again and weep. >> for other reasons. i'm not moved by the performance. >> what do you make of the political views? >> am i the only one that knew it was still on air? >> it's ironic. >> that's so raven. >> you know what's shocking,

too, the whole reason carly fiorina went on this week was because they had said her face looked demented and completely outrageous. if that was said about hillary clinton, maybe nine, ten, days of media coverage. when will they resign? they started the show supposed to be a makeup session saying you're upset about something we said. they didn't really say the demented thing. >> yeah. >> so what do you want to say? like, they threw it in her lap and kind of sclout. if you invite her on, own up to the fact you made a mistake, be bigger and apologize and then after that they would ask her a question about planned parenthood. she would answer and -- >> cut hr off. >> after five seconds she couldn't answer anything. >> is it worth going on the shows, gafb? >> yes. we are talking about it now, her, more impressed with her now. she should have just said, look, ladies, ladies, ladies. you are mad at me because you

see hillary as the woman candidate so i must be anti-woman. and you're basing this assessment on gender. you're being sexist. what policies do i have, carly fiorina, that opposes your sensibility? let's discuss those. because making it purely about sex is a sexist thing to do. >> that's an excellent point. i wish she said that. >> i do, too. >> cat, how many co-hosts has "the view" had since it started. i don't know these people. >> they don't stick around long enough. there's 17 since 1997. >> hmm. >> that's a lot. that's because they're women. their hormones, changing their minds. i don't want to work here, yes i do. that's why. women are always changing jobs every day. >> wow. >> yeah. >> i just quit. >> direct mail to kath len timpf. i disavow everything she just said. what's her face, joy bebehar, sd

i'm a comedian. they treat speech like a 747 and they're in first class and everybody else is in coach. noah makes a joke on twitter, a comedian, a membership in the sky lounge. right? the sky lounge of free speech is only for comedians. but if any of us does anything, it's an exemption. any of us does anything, we get in trouble. but i'll say this. you know who's breaking that? trump. breaking that mold. he is not a comedian. >> he gets in trouble all the time, though. >> he's still walking away with it. >> not trouble if you shrug it off. >> make sure that the jokes are funny, smart. such a comedian, how about something better than a halloween mask? too easy. >> it is too easy. i think we have learned a lot this segment, aren't we? all right. kathleen is in big trouble. just kidding. still to come, yb not in this episode. he turned us down.

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this week, jeb bush made appearances in new hampshire and south carolina. these are states. hoping to reignite the campaign with a new slogan jeb can fix it. he stole it from the favorite

construction worker. note bob the builder ♪ ♪ can we fix it ♪ bob the builder ♪ yes we can ♪ time to get busy such a lot to do ♪ ♪ building and fixing until it's good as new ♪ >> i love that little guy. we're about the same height. people on twitter had fun with the jeb bush slogan and asked, hey, my room's a mess can you fix it jeb bush? jeb responded and e-mail with the details. what happened next? >> well, i actually went for it and sent him an e-mail. >> really? >> yeah. shocked he responded. i needed someone to talk to and i e-mailed him. >> what was the e-mail? >> i said i'm having problems with a messy roomy whole life. obama promised change but here i am all these years later and i'm still having the same problem. i need a candidate with the real solution. he actually e-mailed me become.

>> what did he say? >> he said, i'll empower you to clean up your own room. it will be liberating. you will feel good about yourself. you will then live a life of purpose and meaning. you'll be inspired to help others to clean their own rooms. this is bath to lessen our dependence on mt. bah wa. you can do it and i fixed. jeb. >> that's a great answer from jeb. i think it might have been him. interesting thing of kat is i po requested a post of her bedroom. >> i can't do that to my family. >> it's weird when women have messy rooms. >> oh, now who's the sexist? >> me. >> you can't think i have things to do? i can't my bed and put the trash into an empty cereal box and keep them on the shelf until your roommate notices. >> oh my gosh. >> i'm a great roommate. >> jeb was talking to some kids.

>> my dad was such an inspiration for me that whenever i made a mistake all he had to do was say i'm disappointed in you and sends me into a deep spiraling depression for, you know, for days. >> so, gavin, this is an honest, honest thing but he was saying it to kids. are you -- should you be that honest to kids about depression and your dad? >> i guess it's, you know, generationally out of context and to today's wimpy kids, this's the favorite book, diary of a wimpy kid, they can't handle it. you should be. my dad would do a frown i would wet myself. remember wait until you father gets home? >> i love that cartoon. >> no! the concept. you were scared. >> it was an animated show. wait until your father -- >> you're supposed to remember the intrinsic fear of an angry dad putting the paper down. >> i was never scared of my dad. >> he screwed up. >> no.

he died. >> you will never be anything. >> shouldn't he be inspiring voters instead of scaring kids and e-mailing with kat. >> there might be something we know about. there's something strange, will. jeb seems to be on paper one of the strongest candidates around. conservative and yes he's conservative, america, running a huge state successfully and seems like he's just filled with decision comfort. >> yeah. joyless. he hates running for president. i think he would like to be president. running for president he doesn't enjoy at all and the depression comment seems like he was explaining the rationale of his candidacy. i don't want to bum out dad. >> just weird, joann. a lot of people -- i feel like a lot of people are unnecessarily mean to him because he seems like he's got a loss of confidence or something. >> part of like a little puppy. >> yeah. >> that's like wimpering in the

corner. you won't continue to yell at it. i think what happened was his father just the day before this speech had a sitdown with him and kind of disappointed in you and your campaign and says this speech and he mentioned spiraling depression and then he had a new campaign slogan. i'll fix it. he probably said i'll fix it, dad. i promise. i'll fix it and projecting the insecurities on these children. >> i have a theory before i go to the liberal panel and destroy him. i think a lot of jeb's problems with weight loss. i think that he does not feel comfortable being skinny and whatever diet he is on, probably paleo or atkins is sapping him of energy. he needs to eat bread and burgers. eat the burgers without the bread and you get a weird kind of -- i know it because that's how i lost weight and the clothes aren't fitting him because he lost weight and reminds me a lot of alan combs like droopy and wilty and doesn't exude any self confidence. and we don't need a conservative alan combs.

liberal panel, what are your thoughts on jeb's wonderful e-mail to kat? >> leave my friend combs out of this. okay? >> yes. >> secondly, he's complaining about his dad putting him a deep depression for a few days? his dad put me in a deep depression for four years. his brother put me in a deep depression for eight years. >> all right. before we go, a quick update on a story. a military blimp broke free from the moorings in maryland reaching over 16,000 feet knocking over power lines in the process. before finally coming to rest in pennsylvania state, ed. it was quite scary. no one got hurt. i couldn't help but wonder what happened to the blimp? here's the latest installment of "where are they now?" >> a blimp broke free today becoming a potential hazard to aviation and a real problem for electricity consumers on the ground. that was way back in 2015.

the blimp daniel mcdaniels tired of other blimps getting all the glory. his brothers signed professional deals out of high school with goodyear, metlife and directv. daniel was drawn to new york after seeing the thanksgiving day parade. he wasn't just another blank blimp anymore. he was a somebody. this brief moment in the sun helped him land a date with the hello kitty float. she introduced him to speed humping helium which they would do on gambling trips to atlantic city. they ficky lost everything including a $10 million loan from the mcdaniels brothers. he struggled and sources say he's considering transitioning to snoopy to get endorsements for future movies. others are doubtful he'll make a name for himself again.

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quentin tarantino defend it is comments that some cops are murderers saying he's allowed to exercise the 1st amendment right. so am i when i tell him to shut the [ bleep ] up. he said he won't be intimidated of sharing his opinion and he had this to say on msnbc's "all in chris hayes." that's tv speak for naked back rub. >> just because i was at an

anti-police brewalty protest, doesn't mean i'm against police. we were crying for a lot of things. the's one thing in particular. which was stop shooting unarmed people. we want justice but stop shooting unarmed people. they would rather start arguments with celebrities than examine the concerns put before them by a citizenry that's lost trust in them. >> an idiot. i mean, we have been talking about this forever. not making arguments with celebrities. police groups are threatening to boycott the upcoming movie "the hateful 8." he said think oar attempting to bully him. he has a face like a flattened potato. all right. gavin, do you want to commend quentin tarantino on his regular routine persistent concern for violence in the black community? >> yeah. he's always been there and finally got the time in court.

amazing. >> yes. early '80s. him talking about >> yes, me too. >> when he was 20. >> no great talking about this and black on black crime. and all the gang vie listens. >> we covered that in the first book of the beast within. >> yes, exact. >> >> this is nothing to do with the fact he was in trouble for talking black and ridiculed all over the internet for that and then in big trouble for using the n-word too much in the movies in general and then right after that he went on this police suck and they're murderers tour. that's not what happened. what happened is more of the same from -- >> bad title. >> -- from america's leading black rights activist. >> yes. will, when did not say -- let's agree he did not say all cops were murderers but took the cases and he lumped them together which is in a sense a smear. >> yeah, yeah. we probably shouldn't be using him to analyze police or crime or anything else. at the same time i don't like

conservatives being like we're going to boycott him. >> that's far left stuff. >> i agree. >> that hurts my feelings. >> i love curt russell and i don't think you should ever one of his movies. i grew up on curt russell. >> on him? >> no. i did not -- i grew on him. >> kate hudson. >> did he did a computer wore tennis shoes? what do you think of his performance? >> it was great. probably sell a lot of tickets. >> hmm. >> he has a movie coming out. great publicity. it's interesting to people to see his film now. however, why can't you just say something and you can be an awful person but you can still be talented? i would do one of his films. if he wanted me to do it. i mean, like -- >> so repulsed by violence and yet had the most violent films ever made. i think they have had stabbings, maybe he'll do the next ben carson movie. >> very funny. i had to respond to -- joann said something that's actually the problem here.

politics sucks because the thing is quentin tarantino is probably a decent person to get along with but then when he does this it goes, i hate him, but you don't hate him. probably fine and naive about politics and a lot of people are naive about politics and then -- >> true but they shouldn't say anything. stay out of it. >> then the -- >> doesn't know anything about it. >> we should not make jokes because we are not xheed cans. i can't comment on film because i'm not a director. everybody should be allowed to say everything. right? liberal panel? >> exactly right. let me -- let mess tell you something. >> what? >> right wing political correctness. i thought you people on the right hated political correct. he is not politically correct and you're upset. greg, you made fun of his face and not okay to make fun of carly fiorina's face. is there a double standard here? >> yes, there is! >> thank you for admitting it. >> i always do. kat, is tarantino done anything good? >> well, he was an elvis

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>> i understand these are things that progress and first they're not really a problem and they get worse. you do have a man bun. >> i think so. it's possible. >> how do you feel about his bun? >> i like it. >> it's okay. we can be honest here. this is a safe space. he really needs to hear the truth. >> no, i really like it. >> okay. obviously, the trend has just clouded her judgment. the one thing that i would accept from you is you said you'll take it out, everything else is just noise. will you take it out? take it out. take it out. >> how do you feel? very, very proud of your vulnerability. you think that today to show your friends and your loved ones that you're committed, you'll take down your bun.

>> i will. >> another bun down. >> you want to take it out? there you go. now you found the lord. you took it out and he found the lord. tell everyone that it's worth it to take that step. >> it's worth it. you don't know what you're doing. take the step. >> since the sun's out, would you take your bun out? >> my god. >> are you really going to do it? oh, my gosh, please. >> my hair is pretty intense. >> you took it out. think you're bea better role mol to children now? >> sure, yeah. >> thank you for being so brave. >> relapsing. excuse me, are you relapsing? it's okay. it happens.

it's the process. it happens. i think you clearly need go back to treatment. he's relapsing right in front of us. it's sad. it is a disease. it is a disease. it is a disease. one out of four man bun users relapses after treatment. >> it's important to still host these bun terventions to help the men in your lives. >> that might be the coolest thing i've seen in my life. >> good to help people. >> you made the difference. that's amazing. >> bringing joy. >> you did bring joy to the world. that's a good song. don't go anywhere. greg is next. how to be right continues this week. i'm going all over texas tomorrow and tuesday. h

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it's time for greg mail. here we go. why was there no lou dobbs cameo last week? why don't we let the man himself answer that. >> thank you for noticing. i wasn't on the show last week because i was running in the new york marathon, at least that's what i told greg. what i did was way more awesome. take a look. ♪

rio is beautiful this time of year, isn't it? any way, thank you, john. >> that was amazing. >> did he call you joan or jen? >> no, john was the person who wrote the question. the next one is from loyal viewer. peter asked how do i get my question asked on the air? >> great question. i don't know. >> i don't know. >> it's not you or i. >> finally, we have from paul. if you ever get to moderate a presidential debate, what are some questions you would personally ask the candidates that most moderators never ask. >> i know exactly what i would ask. i would ask them if they would sign my photo of ryan seacrest. i love ryan seacrest. >> that's a very young picture of him. >> that's my favorite picture of him of the 400 that i have all over my room. that was creepy. creepy ending to a wonderful

show. story of my life. thanks to ed henry with his first two names. phil with that weird beardyou, our sister network fox business. >> that'swashington. see you next week. i'm chris wallace. security changes for commercial flights bound for the u.s., as the consensus grows a bomb may have taken down that russian jet over egypt. i think we need to step up this war on terror against isis. if it's a russian airline today, it could be an american airline tomorrow. we'll sell down with michael mccaul, chair of the house homeland security committee, to get the latest on the investigation and the growing terror threat. then -- >> i will be on a stage debating one way or another wherever they put me. put one in the middle of the square in manchester, i'll do it there. >> we'll talk with governor chris christie about how getting bumped from the big debate tuesday night will affect his campaign for president.