i can't believe i am choking up. this is baby three. the five starts right now. hello, everyone and happy thanksgiving. i'm dana per re no along with kimberly gill foy, juan williams hello we have a mystery guest. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. today, america, we are very thankful to be with you tonight and especially thankful for our troops and veterans on this holiday. thank you for your service and your sacrifice. we've got a fun show ahead so let's get started. it's become one of our annual traditions here on "the five" to name our picks for turkeys of the year. it makes me a little uncomfortable. but a ton of options we needed to weed through but we managed to make our selections and we'll take it around the table. we'll start with kimberly. >> i think i have the best turkey ever. you might agree with me at home.

it's bernie sanders. he says black lives matter instead of all lives matter. for promoting socialism and for saying that climate change is the greatest threat to our national security. roll it. >> we're going to explain what democratic socialism is and what democratic socialism is about is saying it is immoral and wrong that the top 1 issue//10th of 1% own almost 90%. black lives matter. we need to combat institutional racism from top to bottom. climate change is directly related to the growth of terrorism and if we do not get our act together and listen to what the scientists say you're doing to see countries all over the world. this is what the cia says. they're going to be struggling over limited amounts of water, limited amounts of land to grow their crops and you will see all kinds of international conflict. >> you know what's funny? you chose him as your turkey of the year. there's another cable network that would probably say he's

their candidate of the year using the exact same clips. >> absolutely. but i would like to thank bernie sanders for giving us larry david. that's the best thing about his candidacy, larry david on "saturday night live." if this is your guy, know who he is, understand it will send this country back to the dark ages. it's problematic but you can enjoy the humor of it kind of along the way. i'm being positive. >> anybody else want to comment on bernie. >> funny thing about bernie sanders is people view him as a revolutionary. when you listen to him, he just -- i ticks every box of the traditional left winger. he's not rebelling against anything in the media. he's not rebelling against anything in academia and he certainly is not rebelling against anything in government. he's playing the same tune of every liberal progressive. there's nothing rebellious except his hair. >> you know what's interesting. i thought dana's point was on target. in fact, there are lots of people who love bernie sanders.

even as somebody who is a democrat i have to tell you i'm amazed because a socialist? i understand okay so he's strong on guns. and he says that he wants to hike taxes which hillary clinton is attacking saying oh my god this guy is going to raise your tacks but none of it matters. you go to a bernie sanders event, you will be stunned. not only by the turnout but the passion that people, populist passion that i think is reflected on the right by the trump types, but it's just amazing how much people love bernie sanders. >> and can we talk about who the people are that are showing up? >> go ahead. go right ahead. >> young people. >> there are a lot of people in birkenstocks. >> very young people and with he talked about liberal academia who push this socialist stuff all the time. what does bernie say? you learned it school and i will give it to you in live. we'll tax the rich up to 90% and look at all the programs, vote for me. it's a brilliant strategy.

>> i was talking about old hippies. >> guess what? >> them, too. >> as on old hippie -- just kidding. you get to go next. >> oh my gosh. thanksgiving. this is a time you look for a big, big, big turkey. there's no bigger turkey than "rolling stone." as a certainlyist you look at "rolling stone" and you think how could they go through a process of note only reporting writing, editing, and publishing without ever stopping to say, hey, is this right? did this really happen? does someone have some corroboration? have the cops been called? do we have somebody on the record saying this happened? oh no. turkey like cluck, cluck, cluck. >> you have really high expectations for journalism. kidding. i agree with you. >> the reason why that happened is if you want a story to be true you're willing to overlook the facts. that's "rolling stone." >> they have a political agenda. >> they wanted the story to be true. >> start with the title of the story and work backwards. >> but has it hurt "rolling stone." >> i ni so.

the reputation and the brand has been damaged. >> they're being sued. >> lawsuits. it's not a good situation. happy thanksgiving. >> they will have to do a revamp a complete do over to make people forebet. this. >> eric. >> do they work? gawker went from a really wacky site and now they want to be politic approximates. >> details are shutting down so -- >> when they say the turkey of the year, there are so many options. file back through the year and try to figure out who was the biggest turkey. it didn't take long for me to come up with this one. quentin tarantino and his attack on cops. listen. >> i am a human being with a conscience and when i see murder i cannot stand by and i have to call the murdered the murdered and i have to call the murderers the murderers. >> what a turkey. honestly and he even doubled down on it. he had other people joining the fight. i actually included black lives matter also in that fight in my turkey of the year for whatever reason you want to call it.

but, look these people risk -- in five minutes on the job risk more than we will all year long or all our lifetime long and for him to say that it's absolutely ludicrous. turkey. you're a turkey. >> i would call him a turkey if he replaced key edd "key" with the letter "d." >> not edible. >> oh my god. >> let's put aside the politics of it i thought it was totally self-serving. >> true. >> i thought what he was doing is everything to do with one pushing his movie and, two, apologizing for django unchained. >> and i thought it was all about him and not about the social cause. >> a lot of people say stupid things and they fix them later. we see it all over the place. he didn't. he stayed with it. >> the way did he it was to rub a spot on the wall which makes it worse in case you catch any kids doing that. >> don't do that. >> don't rub the spot. >> i have one. did you want to hear mine?

>> sure. >> it is a family show. >> what are you talking about? >> we have another one and it's my choice. it is the cnbc moderators at the gop debates. take a look. >> is this a comic book version of presidential campaign. >> you have been a young man in a hurry ever since you won your first election in your 20s. >> is that why you're having a difficult time? >> does it not speak to your vetting process or judgment in any way. >> you're the champion of americans living paycheck to paycheck. >> leading republican cad when you look at the average of national polls is donald trump. when you look at him, do you see someone with the moral authority to unite the country? >> and i'm not the only one who thought they were a turkey. look at the reaction from main strenl media. >> perhaps the biggest loser in last night's debate wasn't any one candidate but cnbc. what is this a high school debate? >> some of the moderators didn't even -- they didn't have the quotes to back up what they were saying. >> moderators, you know are like children. they should be seen but not

heard. >> when you hear the audience booing the moderators you know you're in a tough spot. >> that's why they were my turkey this year. >> that's a really good choice. >> totally agree with that. there was an nbc clip in there in the middle of that. >> we'd have leftovers for days. on that turkey. >> was unfortunate for cnbc was the jux toetaposition with fbn crushing it. >> my turkey there's been a lot of media coverage on my turkey. let's roll the montage. >> there's an alert about your thanksgiving turkey. >> everybody gets so daunted by the idea of the big turkey. >> turkey might cost you more a rise of up to 20 cents per pound. >> pan fried turkey is so good. >> turkey bacon at thanksgiving if you want to get really cool. >> there will still be turkeys but you might have to pay. >> it's like every single year this happens around this time.

>> how weird. >> every starts talking about turkey. i'm so tired of this white meat privilege. >> oh my god. >> it is just ridiculous. it's totally alienating and it's always the bigger the better. do you have a 12 pound, a 14 pound? what kind of message is that sending to children the bigger the turkey the better it is? that's the reason why kids are getting fat these days is because we're glorifying obese white turkeys. i'm tired of fat white turkeys. juan i'm tired of fat white turkeys. >> sounds like you need some dark meat in your life. and it's in there. >> the thing about it mr. white chocolate, is that -- >> oh, my god. >> white meat actually leads to lots of fights at thanksgiving dinner. >> does it? >> some people just want the white meat -- there's only two drum sticks they go for. >> the people go for -- >> no no. you've got to meet my brother. but anyway let me tell you -- >> everybody argues over the

legs and the dark meat. >> what about the giblets. >> no dana. >> is that some kind of euphemism? >> it is not a euphemism. lots more to come on "the five's" thanksgiving special. first, we hope you will stay tuned for our thanksgiving dinner discussion. as you can see we have a lot of food at the table. our favorite and least favorite side dishes and much more next.

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welcome back to our thanksgiving special. well this holiday is about giving thanks but it's also about food family and football. we're going to get to football a little later this hour but first to my favorite topic, food. all right. the folks over at yahoo! food just conducted a survey on how americans celebrate the holiday. 44% say they are hosting thanksgiving dinner. nearly a quarter are eating at someone else's house. and nearly half of millennials, remember them? 44% say they will serve ham instead of turkey this year. >> what? >> i don't know what's going on there. and speaking of the turkey 43%

say that's their favorite food at the table this holiday followed by runner up stuffing always the bridesmaid. then sweet toe tay toe casserole, pie, ham, mashed potatoes potatoes green bean casserole, and only 3% of americans prefer cranberry sauce. that happens to be dana's favorite dish. dana perino. >> i agree with you on the turkey. that's my favorite part of the meal but if you had to pick your favorite side for the segment i did say cranberries. however, these cranberries are not my favorite. these are my least favorite. they came from a can and that's not -- >> we can't see them. i'm afraid to pick it up because i'm wearing a white dress. it's like in the jelly can -- >> i find them to be so delicious with preservatives. it's so yumbo. >> i liked my mom's version. don't we all? but cranberries are good because you can mix them with everything. >> and they're very good for your urinary tract system.

>> is that true? >> yes. >> for women. >> it really is true. >> men don't get to participate? >> you guys are cool. >> for everybody. but cranberry is actually very good for you, cranberry juice. i think it's very tasty. bolling, coming to you. bolling's favorite side -- >> we used to have a bottle of wine. >> they took it away. >> i have to have a little. maybe some wine maybe a vodka perhaps. >> this is a sober thanksgiving that we're having here. so okay now, juan what about you? what else do you like at thanksgiving? >> i love stuffing. i love stuffing with gravy. >> you look drooling almost. >> carbs just great for a guy like me but i really like stuffing. and i used to think, and you mentioned giblets before. my mom used to put them in there and they'd come out of the chest of the turkey and i would be fascinating when they were stuffing it and sticking it in the oven and when it comes back. and besides with gravy, can't beat it. you know how you --

>> the gravy is over there. >> you find a serotonin stupor once you eat turkey. guess what? the carbs help even more. you are definitely -- >> because there's tryptophan in the turkey was calms you. >> she knows all the nutritional bane benefits. >> you eat a lot and the blood rushes to your stomach and then you take a nap with one of your relatives and it ends up being bizarre. i love mashed potatoes. they are so good. i could eat mashed potatoes every single day. >> so could my sister. >> feast your eyes on this. i already took a little nibble out of them. i think they're so satisfying. can anyone here at the table, including our most gastrointestinally challenged friend at the table, they never give you of upset stomach. mashed potatoes just represent. they're like a solid choice. >> are you talking to me? >> yeah. because you have a lot of issues. >> there's one side dish that can beat mashed potatoes.

that side dish is alcohol. of course, they take that shot. >> that's where it went. >> alcohol. this is the only side dish that can erase the pain of these horrible segments about food that seem to go on and on forever. about nothing but nonsense. wine it's what's for dinner. it's what's for lunch. it's what's for breakfast when you just want to explode from the interminable nonsense going on around you. >> don't belittle the value of vodka. >> says the guy with the screw cap wine. >> i should be in the wine business. what's the point rating on that? >> they crossed out -- >> it was $8. >> is it $8? >> bargain. >> my gummy vitamins cost more. >> i don't know. >> you can get a darn good -- >> chateau diana.

they bought it at the local bodega around the corner. >> you would know. >> i do. >> you used to go there until they closed down. was that counting as your favorite side is wine? >> that's my side dish yes. >> okay. eric yours is just vodka? >> mine was stuffing but, yeah -- >> juan took it? >> you must have something -- jo and dana had cranberries. okay. good. i'm with you with the carbs. i like the stuffing. i'm super loving the rolls, okay? the mashed potatoes. you can keep the yams. you're not -- i am not into it. and i also do not prefer beets but they're not at the table. you just know that if you'd like to take me out to dinner. >> i love mashed potatoes but everybody tells me mashed potatoes are just like eating a bowl of sugar. your body just -- >> the real question is -- >> what are you talking about? >> i think we solved the purpose of yahoo!. >> why? >> i have been wondering for years what does yahoo! do?

they create really stupid surveys around the holidays. this is a yahoo! survey. think about it. has yahoo! done anything? no. yeah they do these holiday surveys. >> what i appreciate but i don't like their ranking with respect to mashed potatoes and please do not disparage the ire risch because the irish survived forever with the potatoes. this is what happens at thanksgiving. people can get in little disagreements. some are more substantive. we can deal with family drama. greg i imagine any table that you're at is -- >> i love how you are so into this segment, it's amazing. >> you want me on your team. you're moving to the kids table where the chair is a better height for you. i'm skipping greg bye, delete. what do you do at the family table and there's somebody that is awkwardly problematic like greg. how do you smooth over the family drama? >> it's hard for me actually. if it was greg i would send him

to the kids' table with some wine. we are the beneficiaries of some very nice people because we are going to go to someone else's house so i'm in that 25% that's going to somebody else's house for dinner. i don't have to do too much. >> i go to other people's houses when they're gone. >> and raid their medicine cabinets? >> you know that. >> that will catch you a fell nou for the holidays and a new little orange outfit. bolling what do you do? >> through the magic of tv i'm here but i will be in las vegas at the same time at the las vegas rescue mission. we did it last year. we served dinner thanksgiving dinner, and the day after to homeless people. they serve 1,000 meals on thanksgiving day. probably another 1,000 the neck day. >> in vegas. >> it's the rescue mission. it's off the strip but -- the very cool thing about that is the hotels, the wynn they donate all the food and it's fantastic but having my son who is 17 now sit down and not just

serve people but talk to them, if you're a parent and you can have the opportunity to do this you have to be screened and what not, but if you do this, it's one of the best things you can do as a parent for that kid for them to hear the struggles of people who are less fortunate. it's worth its weight in gold and you have to take advantage of that. >> very sweet. it's official. eric bolling is going to heaven. >> perhaps not but -- >> well, he's going to vegas, close to heaven. >> which is close to heaven. exactly. juan i'm going to wrap up this delicious segment with a little tidbit from you. a little nibble. >> well, you know it's interesting. you get -- by the way, i really like that. i remember doing that at martha's table in d.c. anyway when you go off with the relatives, there are often times lots of things that people just do that you don't even want to deal with. you wish you didn't have to see them. and then you say, well it's thanksgiving and so you bite through your -- not the turkey but your tongue in order to like sit there and smile and be nice. >> right. >> all right.

that's good but you have a lot of practice being at our little table. >> yeah i do. >> everybody always acts like it's somebody else at the table. what if it's you? >> well that's the thing. in fact that's what i -- >> it's definitely not me. >> i know. >> it keeps getting more and more awkward for greg. >> i know it's me. >> someone invite him to their table. up next our favorite thanksgiving traditions when we answer your thanksgiving-related questions posted for us on facebook. and we'd like to know what you are thankful for this year. tell us hughesing #thankful on twitter, facebook and instagram. we're back in a moment.

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related so let's get started. we'll start with dana. this is from louis t. a similar question to something we discussed before but i'll stress politically in the question. how do you deal with relatives in polar opposition to you politically at the thanksgiving table? >> i have to say i don't think i have any that are that diametrically opposed to what i believe in. >> how narrow minded. >> but i think that, one, is you have to find safe topics. you have to go in knowing you want to ask about -- maybe do a little research look at their facebook page and say i see your grandson is playing soccer for clemson. how great is that? and then -- >> are there any girls on that soccer team? >> no. well there is a girl's soccer team. >> i can't believe you would be okay with a sport that segregates sexes. how would you deal with that dana? >> i would throw my plate at them and walk away. >> oh my gosh. thanksgiving is a time -- >> that doesn't usually happen

for me. eric how about you? >> i can't remember the question. >> i ignore it. i think you go lets not do this now. i went to a bar mitzvah once. i'm sitting next to the host the parents of the bar mitzvah kid and on the other side there's a guy who is extremely lib liberal. he may have worked for "the new york times." the whole day my wife is like don't start. he's at me the whole time. he knew i was with fox. we blew up in this big argument. i felt so bad. leave politics and religion out of the discussion. >> you can talk about the weather. >> sports and weather. >> pets dogs. >> anything that's on the news that's not at the beginning. sports weather -- >> sports you end up in this world of this kind of male primitive behavior. weather you have climate change. animals, people treating animals as pets seems kind of animalist. why are we keeping dogs on leashes? you all make me sick.

>> every day i'm at a table with people who disagree with me and some of them mock me. so i have to deal with that. >> i'm being restrained. >> some of them explode at me. some of then undercut me right? and others of them simply demonize me. so but -- >> i'm the kindest. >> that was better than like cutting off demonizing undercutting exploding. yeah yeah. >> i don't demonize you. >> i'm having fun -- >> a lawyer. >> i must say that i actually deal with this situation not only thanksgiving but every day of the week. if i see my sons they remind me just how conservative they are. >> do they watch this show sometimes? >> rafi works for the republican and so they not only watch this show they track it so that they know exactly what topics we're talking about. believe me this is a business. >> is your brother liberal or conservative? >> my brother?

>> don't you have a brother? >> i do have a brother. >> don't you argue over turkey? >> i don't know how i would classify his politics but they're different than mine. >> kimmer bi. >> talk about other things that aren't controversial like religion and sex. >> there you go. >> i think they're easier than politics these days and then i pretend i get like a text and i get called in to fox and i have to leave. yeah. >> i already talked about how i deal with it in the previous segment. we'll move on. all right. start with eric. >> there's more. >> this is from gloria g. do you go black friday shopping? >> what? >> no i don't. i do a lot of shopping online now. i think that's pretty much what we do. you need a computer for that. >> i love going to a mall. i love walking around a mall even alone or with my family. i like to see what people are doing. >> i like walking in the mall when i'm alone, too, until they ask me to leave. >> ew gross. >> remind you the mall closed

three hours ago. >> exactly. you can't wear a shorty robe in the mall. >> whoa. >> dana do you go black friday shopping? >> no, but i do check out the deals online. >> that's good. that's very boring. >> i don't like crowds. >> really? are you scared of crowds? >> i'm not scared. i'm really short so you end up like -- like armpit height. >> why did you make me take the subway with you? >> so we could get to the restaurant sooner. >> i must say it's puzzling that people will like go out the night before and stand in line and then they open at 6:00 a.m. so now they're doing more online. i think this is like are you crazy? why would you be standing in line? >> it's terrible. it's awful. >> i'm usually working, no i don't. i get alerts from like amazon prime and whoever else and then i look and check it out but i really don't find there's a tremendous amount of deals to be quite honest. >> it's all a lie. a big lie. >> but i want to contribute to the economy but i feel i do that all -- >> i like small business

saturday which is -- >> the next day, yeah. i do not engage in black friday shopping obviously because it's racist and i'm sure black friday at the black market. i'm out of this. >> black friday shopping matters. >> there you go. >> real quick start with dana, what's your favorite pie from judy r.? >> cherry. >> apple. >> apple. >> apple. >> greg? >> oh my gosh. >> peach pie. the pie of peace. i wish we could all just eat peace. . >> pumpkin. >> can i tell you i like pumpkin soup. >> i like that. >> very good. >> well that's not the right holiday. >> i know but -- >> is it? >> you could eat pumpkin soup and then pumpkin is represented. >> good. >> all right. >> that's the seven. holiday movie edition up next.

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welcome back. time for "thethe fastest seven minutes on television. >> very nice. >> it's been nearly 40 years since rocky balboa fought his first rival apollo creed. now four decades later the italian stallion is back taking on a new role training apollo's son in the new film "creed." >> i heard about a third fight between you and apollo behind closed doors. is that true? >> how do you know all this? >> i'm his son. ♪

>> a great fighter once said it ain't about how hard you can hit. it's about how hard you can get hit. and keep moving forward. >> okay. bring it around. are you a fan of the "rocky" series? >> i totally am. and i love boxing. i'm super excited about this the movie. they are saying the performances are very good. i'm excited. i'm going to go see it. sometimes i get pay per viewy, i'm going to go. >> juan, do you like to see the boxing genre or do you have an idea who is going to win before the match even happens? >> yeah because i think boxing is such a human stage about emotions and bravery and people who are able to get up off the mat literally. and for me a lot of family

involved in it and i just -- so it means a lot, and i think this time with everybody following what's happened with ronda rousey and holly holm, i think there will be more attention to this kind of get up come back. you know people like that stuff. >> very quickly my wife's name is aid ridrianadrianiddrienneiddrienneadrienne she's had it. maybe i won't take my wife. >> i haven't seen all six but i think i might see this one. is that how many there are? this is the seventh. it looks like a good story to me. i kind of like the music. >> dana all right. >> how about you? >> i refuse to see yet another movie that depicts black men as violent. >> thank you. thank you. >> i just can't believe it's been 40 years. >> i know. >> i saw "rocky" at the manor theater in san mateo. i was 11 or 10 years old. we're going to die soon. >> oh my god. >> now --

>> don't invite greg. >> the seventh "star wars" movie out in theaters in three weeks. the force is awakening, folks. >> you don't know a thing about me. what i have seen. we all need to run. >> hope is not lost today. you must face them, fight them. >> are you sure you're up for this? >> hell, no. >> george lucas has created the saga but he's finished directing "star wars" movies selling the rights to disney in 2012. he explains why he handed over the reins. >> they looked at the stories and they said we want to make something for the fans. so i said all i wanted to do was tell a story of what happened. it started here and it went there. it's not about space ships. so they decided they didn't want to use those stories. they decided they were going to do their own thing so i decided

fine. if i get in there, i'm just going to cause trouble because they're not going to do what i want them to do. >> i have to admit, i'm probably the only human being on the planet who hasn't seen one single "star wars" but my friends say i don't know what i'm missing. he sold the rights in 2012 lucas. what a poor business decision. >> well maybe, although he's already -- he's not -- >> how did he get rich? >> "star wars." >> how much money do you need? i admire somebody who knows when it's time to walk away. >> yeah. >> i think that's smart. >> like kenny rogers. know when to hold them, know when to fold them. >> insulted. those people said look we want to make a mochy for the fans. this is the guy who created the damn franchise. he should have said go "f" yourself you morons. >> which i think is what he said. >> by the way, the great thing about "star wars" is it's wars. it's not star peace. there's good and evil. there's no relativeism in "star wars." there's no negotiation. it's kill or be killed. >> no participation trophies.

>> i don't think you're right. >> i may be wrong because i haven't seen them. >> i don't think you're right. in fact lucas says that he wrote those as family stories. >> yes. >> good and evil. >> father and son, tensions within families. >> the father was darth vader juan. >> that's the point. >> remember when you had that mask on and the voice -- >> yeah. >> next week if you're a bill murray fan, you're pumped because guess what's coming out on netflix? a very merry christmas. >> the airports are closed the trains are closed the buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. the entire city of new york is shut down. >> is it clooney? is george on the phone. >> tonight will go down as the greatest night in history. ♪ >> this sad excuse for a christmas special starting to seem more like a chris-mess. >> we have george clooney.

i rest my case. >> you saw "monuments men"? >> i was in it. >> you were so good. >> there's an extended trailer. i think it looks fantastic. >> i disagree. comes off off too cloying, too knowing, and it has miley cyrus in it. you can tell it's like let's see how many unusually famous people we can get in one room. my favorite holiday movie is "deliverance." everybody knows that song. >> do i have to stay for the rest of dinner? >> that's the thing. >> "deliverance" is a great film. >> not for thanksgiving. >> you're thankful you're not in the movie. >> if i were on a plane and it was the only thing to watch, i might watch it. >> "deliverance"? >> no the one we're talking about. >> i like bill murray.

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what's what's thanksgiving without football. it's time to place our annual bets op the big games tonight. chicago bears up against the green bay packers. on the college side texas tech versus the university of texas. well you know, the funny thing about green bay and chicago, it's kind of like oh that's the grand tradition. football dominates on thanksgiving basketball the nba dominates on christmas. do you watch? >> religiously. >> big-time. >> i like green bay here. they need to come back. they've had a couple of rough weeks. aaron rodgers, is in my opinion, the best quarterback in the league. >> wow. >> he's had a couple of rough weeks but i think he'll bounce back. in the college game the texas

tech quarterback i think will be an amazing junior. he'll be a wonderful nfl player. texas tech over the university -- >> you really watch -- >> yes, he does. >> i football is my big passion. >> aren't you a new york giants fan? >> i like the giants but i like football. any football game any level. >> i'm amazed. >> yes, he loves football. he loves it talks about it all the time. he's a new york giants fan for sure. i'm a giants fan, now that i'm east coast. i used to be a 49ers fan, and i still am in my heart. my first sweatshirt growing up was green bay. green bay packers, like greta loves green bay. it said, the pack is back. yeah. that's what's happening. i'm going with green bay, strong. all right? they're going to crush it. i'm going to go with my friend on this texas tech all the way.

sorry, university of texas, because i do love the longhorns. >> well dana i know that you are so passionate about football. and so i -- >> i like to watch it. i just don't know a lot about it. how about that. i like to have it on in the background and do other things. >> really? >> read articles to send to all of you. >> oh my god. >> you would put on football rather than a movie? >> yes. >> really? >> definitely. in this game the chicago bears versus the packers. i usually do mascot theory but nobody can tell me what the packers actual mascot is called. it's like nothing. but the cheeseheads, and the bears can eat cheese. i think chicago will win that game. >> that was very good. >> please nobody bet their allowance or their mortgage on our criteria. >> you throw darts at the board, sometimes that's better than the experts. you're an expert. >> yeah i am. it's hard for me.

because i like the packers. and i like the bears. so tough for me. but you know what i don't watch sports on thanksgiving. and i'll tell you why i don't. because everybody's inside. which makes it a perfect opportunity to go outside, and streak. >> oh, my god. thanksgiving grinch. then nobody can see you. >> that's the point. >> point. as introductions go, this is a name you don't want to forget. the ram promaster city. it's a van that speaks volumes. it's spacious and flexible. it can carry heavy loads and go the distance. and for small business owners, it will make a strong first impression. red 97! set! red 97! did you say 97?

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it's time for one more thing. greg? >> yeah well you know what? the only way i was able to tolerate a thanksgiving special is if i can hawk my book as a christmas gift. now that thanksgiving's almost over you can go christmas shopping. why brave the crowds just go to my website and order this fantastic book. it will change your life your kids' life it will change the world. >> a discount on black friday? >> i say i don't, because it's racist. >> guess what. i was just looking over statistics that the rest of my hosts hate but 47 million people are going to travel 50 miles from home this thanksgiving. gas is cheaper. in fact it's the cheapest it's been since 2008. >> thanks obama. >> the airline fares are down 10%. they'll have 65,000 more people traveling by air this year than compared to last year. the biggest travel days for

those of you who think i'm going to beat the traffic, sunday the 29th, and monday the 30th. of course thanksgiving day, the 25th, right before that's pretty bad, too. >> all right. are you ready for this? this is a new tradition we might start. dana's thanksgiving jokes. are you ready? okay. what do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? >> what? >> pumpkin pi. why did the police arrest the turkey? they suspected it of fowl play. >> i like it. >> hooray. >> if we laugh, we only encourage it. >> one last one. ready? what happened when the turkey got into a fight? he got the stuffing knocked out of him. >> those are kind of hard. >> those were really -- >> we should do this every year. >> we're about to. great. you got your wish.

you get to go next. >> a couple of weeks ago, november 11th, was veterans day. chick-fil-a, check this out. ♪ god bless the usa ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> check it out. they were all tuned in. that was awesome. >> fantastic. great voice. he might not be working at chick-fil-a much longer because he's going to be singing. from all of us here at the five god bless you to the veterans the men and women who faithfully serve this country so we can have freedom and turkey and liberty. i know it must be hard for you to be away from your families we certainly appreciate it. thank you for giving us our freedom. god bless you all. >> hear hear. >> that's it for us. we'll see you back here

tomorrow. have a wonderful thanksgiving, everyone. buell frazier: morning, lee. what's in the pack age? lee harvey oswald: curtain ro ds. morning, hello?