an o'reilly factor special is on tonight. >> watters world holiday decision. >> why do people say happy holidays? >> i don't know. maybe they think it's including easter and valentines. >> still stuffed from thanksgiving? christmas and new year's coming right up. do every day americans even know what they are celebrating? >> being thankful for what you have and being with your family. >> are you sure that's not thanksgiving? >> watters takes it to the folks to find out what they really know about our holidays. >> do the indians and the pilgrims get along. >> no. >> so why do they eat together? >> i don't even know what you are talking about anymore. >> caution, you are about to

enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight for this special edition of the factor, the watters world holiday program. for the next hour, we will find out what every day folks know about our favorite celebrations. we begin with thanksgiving. how fitting. ♪ ♪ what year was the first thanksgiving. >> 1642. >> 1621 somewhere around there. >> around 1821. >> last thursday of november, right? >> sure. >> your nostrils are flaring. >> what country did the pilgrims come from? >> denmark, i believe, am i right? i think it's denmark.

[ buzzer ] >> what country? i will give you a hint, it was in europe. >> i don't know. >> british or something? >> yeah. >> where in like europe. >> you got it. >> yeah, i got this. >> so cute. >> sweet. >> how did the first thanksgiving go down. >> i don't even know. >> and you live in plymouth? >> i know. >> great story. >> they got here on cape cod at some time and then thanksgiving popped out. >> it's a girl. >> the native americans, they helped out the pilgrims and the pilgrims wanted to thank them so they all sat down and had had a dinner. >> come on. >> i like it. >> is indian an offensive term. >> i think it is. >> what did they dine on in the first thanksgiving. >> the best i know they dined on venison and corn. >> mom, can we get some meat loaf. >> chips, something like that. >> mashed potatoes, yeah. >> mashed potatoes? >> i don't think they had turkey mainly vegetables. >> the pilgrims were

vegetarian? >> i'm not sure. >> i don't know what to say. >> what boat did the pilgrims come over on. >> the nina, pinto and santa maria. >> that was christopher columbus. >> oh. >> that's how you want to be. >> mayflower. >> the mayflower. >> the mayflower. >> excellent. right over yonder. >> why did the pilgrims come from england. >> it was to explore the west? [ buzzer ] >> they wanted to have religious freedom? >> the pilgrims were catholic? >> i guess so. [ buzzer ] >> were the pilgrims muslim? >> maybe. >> they wanted to seek freedom and show that they could worship as they wish. >> do you have pilgrim blood in you? >> stranger danger, stranger danger. >> please. >> >> do the indians and pilgrims get along. >> no. >> why did they eat together? >> i don't even know what you are talking about anymore. >> the the indian tribe that the pilgrims.

>> the wompenog. >> something like that. >> workers' workers' wompanoag. >> who was squanto. >> wait. he shined a light on that. >> helping with farming. >> like the mediator between the pilgrims and the wamponoags. >> very good. ever watch the o'reilly factor on fox news channel. >> oh my goodness, yes. >> yes, yes. >> would you break bread with bill on thanksgiving. >> i would. he is on the gluten free diet i'm sure. >> gluten, no wheat it bulks you up. >> it's weighted primarily for the cut but it also will thrust very nicely. >> i'm a big thruster. >> how about just no. >> i'm watters. >> really? >> and this is my world

right here. >> are we in your world. >> you're in my world. >> oh, yeah. we are in watters world. yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> watters on deck. the columbus day edition. how much do the folks know? don't even ask. >> what nationality is columbus? >> i believe he was -- -- ahhh >> what are you thinking about? >> right back.

back of the book segment tonight, watters world. 40,000 people many of them -- marched in new york city parade. many other cities they

banished columbus day. about columbus mistreating the indians during voyages to the new world. we sent watters down to florida to find out what folks know about old christopher columbus. ♪ ♪ >> tell me about columbus. i know that he founded many lands. >> well then you know all about it. >> christopher? >> you don't want to hear what i have to say. >> did columbus do something to offend you? >> yeah. genocide. >> he sailed here on a ship. >> why is columbus famous. >> he settled over to puerto rico and we have a lot of puerto ricans here. >> what? >> i know. >> he is a guy credited incorrectly with discovering the united states and he didn't. fiddle sticks, rubbish. >> no!

>> do you know columbus' nationality. >> indian? i don't know what he was. >> purity geez. purity geese. >> what was columbus' nationality. >> england. [ buz english. >> pilgrim? he was american? >> i believe. >> what are you thinking about? >> italian. now, what year did columbus discover america? >> 19 -- i don't know. >> 18 -- >> 1800? >> yeah, around there. >> you are off by a couple hundred years. >> what a mouth on that guy. >> when did columbus discover america? >> um, 1776. [ buzzer ] >> 1806? [ buzzer ]

>> 1805. [ buzzer ] >> 1492. >> boom. >> in your face. >> yes, in the face. >> that's better. [ laughter ] >> now where did columbus land when he got here? >> -- >> why couldn't i think of something like that? >> florida? [ buzzer ] >> georgia? [ buzzer ] >> plymouth rock. [ buzzer ] >> it wasn't the mainland, i don't think. it was some island. >> it was the crib i can't be. >> it was the caribbean. >> look who knows so much. >> what was columbus looking for when he he came here? >> wasn't he looking to like cross across the world? >> [ buzzer ] >> that was mcgel land. >> what was columbus here looking for? >> freedom? [ buzzer ] >> he was looking for goad gold. >> nothing. >> he thought he was where when he he landed? >> he thought he was in after infantry he can a? [ buzzer ] >> he thought he was in

india. >> was he looking for spain? >> no. >> he sailed from spain. [ laughter ] >> do you remember the names of the ships columbus came over in? >> the maria, mayfield. >> mayflower. [ laughter ] >> that's unbelievable. >> the santa maria. pin that, kinta. >> kinta. >> not the la quinta inn. >> do you think columbus was a good guy or a bad guy? >> i think he was good. he liked sailing. >> why was he bad? >> because he was looking for women. ♪ what is love? >> columbus, good guy or bad guy? [contradicts -- crickets chirping] >> are you going to take columbus off for columbus day. >> yes. >> this is for o'reilly

right here. >> i got some things to say to you, bill, and i'm talking to you. >> you talking to me? are you a leaf keeper? >> no. >> i love the fall season and the crisp air. >> you are a man, aren't you? aren't you? >> christopher columbus. do you know what christopher did. >> discovered something, i don't know. >> hudson river? >> conquering america, i think? >> cracking a joke. >> what was christopher columbus famous for? >> for discovering america. >> why do you put discovering in quotations? >> because there were people already living here. >> that was then. this is now. >> columbus, what country was he from. >> was he from england? >> france? england. [ buzzer ] >> or was he from britain. [ buzzer ] >> columbia. [ buzzer ] >> he was hispanic. >> jeez, get me out of here. >> meep meep.

>> italian. >> italian? >> he came over on three ships. >> mayflower, maybe. [ buzzer ] >> the mayflower. [ buzzer ] >> that was the pilgrims. >> that was the pilgrims. can we edit all of this out, please? [ buzzer ] >> the nina, the pin that and the. >> lint a. >> i know them in spanish. >> >> that was spanish. >> i like that accent. ooh la la. >> that's french. >> what year did columbus discover america? >> was it in the '60s? >> columbus was a hippy. >> 1592. >> 1242. [ buzzer ] >> i don't know. 1940s? [ buzzer ] >> i was misinformed. >> 1492 he sailed the ocean blue. >> i missed my bus. >> when does the next bus come? >> an hour from now. >> what are you thanking me

for. will you stop thanking everybody? >> do you know what halloween celebrates? >> the day of death? >> i consider it a religious holiday. >> dead people. >> dead people. >> i see dead people. >> isn't that like cinco de mayo? >> really? >> are you going to dress up as anything. >> i think i'm going to be with you for halloween. >> what were you last year? >> i was a character from an obscure tv show. >> was the show on msnbc? what did the skelton -- excel will he ton have for dinner? >> i don't know, tell me. >> spare ribs. >> he is such a fool. >> so we are in a graveyard right now. >> we are. >> i'm a little nervous. >> you get nervous? >> yeah. i might have to jump into your arms. >> maybe his arms. >> i think you have a crush on my cameraman, don't you? >> he is pretty attractive ♪ oh, dream weaver. >> my heart is all aflutter. >> what's with this guy? >> he is kind of a

superstitious scarecrow of a school master. >> the guy who got attacked by the headless horseman. >> where did that happen, do you know? >> no. >> sleepy hollow. >> that's right. >> you are in sleepy hollow right now. >> that's so insane it kind of makes sense. >> an i ikabob thinks he is safe crossing over the bridge. he rises up with some horrid head in hand. >> the school master, he is never seen here again. >> you better hold on to your head. >> watch the hair. >> do you ever watch the o'reilly factor? >> i do. that's why i know how are. >> do you trust me? >> no. >> who is scarier in the headless horseman or bill o'reilly? >> we know it's bill o'reilly. man. [ laughter ] >> now, the next time you go out, which is going to be soon, i want you to ask -- when they don't know what year columbus discovered

america, do they not teach you that or did you -- how many years of history -- >> -- i said, you know, what year did he discover america? if it was in the 60's, america was founded in 1776, it would have to be before that. >> maybe she meant the 1660s. look, we need to know if they -- did they go to school? actual school? >> i'm afraid. >> graduate? >> i'm afraid if i ask a follow-up question like did you go to school? that might ruin the rapport that i have with people. >> you're not listening to me at the end. i know most people watching the program, they think it's a phony. they think you are paying these people. >> you know, the funny thing is she did say what she was doing later the world that didn't know is the 60's. i'm going to school later. she is in school. she is in college. >> what school? >> i don't know. what kind of question is that? >> you have to find out. i want their resume and i want to know who their teachers were. >> now that i remember, some

of them were in beauty school. >> beauty school dropout. >> no fns. >> okay. >> here is watters, everybody. it's true. don't write me letters saying we are setting it up. random people. >> coming up, the christmas shopping rush. watters causing trouble at costco. >> who are you shopping for today. >> 20 grand kids. >> whoa. >> moments away.

welcome back to the watters world holiday special. the christmas shopping season is on and folks are frantically trying to find just the right gift for the urchins. in light of that we decided to drop watters into the middle of the chaos. ♪ ♪ who are you shopping for

today? >> everybody. >> yeah. who do we got? >> we have 20 grand kids. >> 20 grand kids? whoa! >> how much do you usually spend on your grandson. >> 1100, 150. >> maybe less for the naughtier ones. >> they are all naughty. >> who are you shopping for today? >> family for christmas. >> put it on the credit card. obama is president. are any of your children musically inclined? >> one of them is a dancer. >> what kind of dancer. >> she is not a pole dancer if that's what you are getting at. >> how many inches is the tv. >> 55. going in the bedroom. >> you can watch me you go to bed. >> of course. >> you don't even know who i am, are you. >> no. >> i'm kind of a big deal. people know me. >> here we go. no, ma'am neuropathy -- some nurf guns.

>> mafia family. >> size 34. must be in shape. >> ehh. >> maybe you can buy him a treadmill later. they are on sale. >> we bought these from toys r us the other day we got ripped off. >> look at. this this is why costco where you get your deals. you get turned on when you see a sale, don't you. >> exactly. that's my biggest high. >> frozen ♪ do you want to build a snowman? ♪ do you want to build a snowman? [ laughter ] >> don't ever do that again. >> you look like the frozen type of guy. >> if you put in a shaker, you might get frozen. >> you mean alcohol? >> magic trick. >> yeah. >> that's right. >> like make mom and dad disappear. [ laughter ] >> i have made my family disappear. >> what are you going to get your husband this year? >> i'm getting him a cashmere coat. >> that's going to light his christmas tree. >> his christmas tree is always well lit. >> could you not smile like

that? >> do the kids have any style or are they going to be able to pull that off? >> they are in college. would you wear it. >> i didn't wear much in college. >> mostly a toga. ♪ i want you to know right now. >> who is this for? >> i'm putting it back. >> why? >> because my wife told me to. >> you do everything your wife says? >> yeah. pretty much. >> you are getting the hobbit for yourself. >> pretty much. it's a spirit. >> what does the hob bit have to do with jesus? have you been thinking about jesus when this whole time you have been shopping? [crickets chirping] >> are you going to tell me. >> jesse watters. >> okay. >> this is my world right here. >> yeah, i can see. >> killing patton, the perfect stocking stuff. can i stuff that in your stocking? >> the book. >> i'm old enough to be your mother. almost. i watch him every single day he is on. >> you have tremendous taste.

>> i love you ♪ loving you >> what's up, girl? come here, boo. >> you look much more handsome in person than on tv. >> what about killing patton? are you going to get that? >> now, who wrote that? i have no idea what that is. >> a guy named bill o'reilly. >> oh, him. >> you are going to get coal in your stalking -- stocking? >> i was going to buy six of them. >> 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. >> excellent. i don't need anything else. > not that prevalent. elf on a shelf is a really big deal. >> elf on a shelf that's been -- >> -- it's big now. it probably cost $1 to make but they sell it for about $15. this little, you know, cotton elf and it's all over the house and it changes place each night. >> i have a real elf that does that at my house.

>> you should call someone about that. >> frozen is big. >> frozen is huge. i have seen it probably a thousand times. probably see it another thousand. >> really? >> not because i like it because it's all -- kids watch it. >> kids watching it sure it is. all right, watters, thanks very much. >> plenty more ahead as the factor moves along this evening. a watters christmas quiz. what do people know about jesus? >> where was jesus born? >> probably in some kind of hospital type area. >> then, later, new year's resolutions, jesse samples a few. >> the great conservative and just be careful. >> of what? >> of strangers coming up to you. >> would hope you stay tuned to those reports.

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factor special, watters world holiday edition. with christmas less than a month away. we sent watters out to ask about the birth of jesus. ♪ ♪ merry christmas. >> thank you. happy holiday. >> do you say happy holidays or merry christmas. >> happy holidays since i'm jewish. >> happy kwanzaa is a fan favorite in our household. >> why do people say happy holidays. >> i don't know.

because it includes easter and valentines. >> you got a point. >> there as a jewish guy, dolls it offend you when people say merry christmas. >> absolutely not. >> do you think you are offending someone by saying merry christmas? [crickets chirping] >> i'm sorry, all questions must be submitted in writing. >> is jesus an important anything in your life around this time of year. >> i'm an atheist so, no. >> you are an atheist, do you celebrate christmas. >> i do. >> i don't know i can allow that you can't have both. >> o, yeah? >> what does christmas mean to you where was jesus born. >> bethlehem. >> nazareth. probably in some kind of hospital type area. [ buzzer ] >> three kings came to bring him gifts. >> from newark. [ buzzer ] >> jersey. >> sometimes you leave me breathless. >> what three gifts did they bring. >> fran frankincense.

incense, -- >> myrrh and. >> frankincense, myrrh and gold. >> what is myrrh, do you have any idea. >> it's like that weird noise a cat gets when it's in heat. it's like m r, m -- myrrh, myrrh. >> do you know where the christmas tree tradition from. >> svedaen. sweden. >> i think it was glearm random guess like germany, maybe. >> nailed it. >> that's what she said. >> christmas is a federal holiday. do you know who proclaimed it a federal holiday? >> >> lincoln. [ buzzer ] >> ronald reagan ever. [ buzzer ] >> take a guess, 19th century. >> george washington. >> that was the 18th century. >> jefferson. >> grant. >> okay. so he grants us christmas. >> good one. [ laughter ] >> are you a caroler. >> not in public. >>

♪ on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me. >> a partridge ♪ in a pear tree ♪ silent night ♪ holy night ♪ honestly i have no idea ♪ all is bright. >> zooming out into another dimension now ♪ i'm sorry i can finish ♪ deep in heavenly peace ♪ >> you are lucky there is no miss sell he will toe here. >> you are a huge scrooge. >> thank you. >> do you ever watch the o'reilly factor on fox news? >> sometimes, yeah. >> i have not read "killing jesus." is that about the war. >> the war is over. dropped the big one. >> you are watching watters world. >> no. >> i'm watters.

>> i'm proud to be let into your world, watters, psyched about it. >> it seemed like everybody was kind of cooperative, again, right? >> cooperative. >> nobody fled? >> no one fled, except me. >> you got attacked by the pigeon, why? >> he is lucky i didn't connect there. i had a little power. >> arrested, peta would have come and hung you. >> i am afraid of pigeons, i don't like them. >> that's your problem. why do they attack? the guy was fooding pigeons crumbs so comfortable they landed on his shoulder. >> i thought that was mike tyson is he a big pigeon guy, too. people write me letters and saying look, watters is out looking for the dumbest people. do you have a big sign if you are dumb please talk to me. >> i am attracted to dumb people. there is a natural attraction there i seek them out. sometimes i find them. we do a fair piece. i just happen to be in washington square park. >> okay. tell the audience what the

watters world selection process is who gets on. >> this is secret, bill. >> secret sauce. >> a lot of instant. i look for personality. okay? i look for looks and i look for someone that's a good talker. >> do you have auditions? do they have to do a dance? >> in my mind. >> so before the camera goes on. >> crazy hear, someone with the good looks. >> before the camera goes on, you ask them a few questions, just to see what they ask? >> no, not at all. >> you go cold. >> right await a minute they are bad i bail immediately. if they are good i warm up. >> you ask permission before you talk to them. >> i say i'm jesse from the factor and i want to talk to you about christmas and then we go. all right. i think you got watters world and if you are a pigeon, get him. >> please, no. we are going to go back in time, watters makes his way to october fest to ask about the upcoming presidential election. >> later, new year's

resolution. the watters edition the good, bad, and silly. >> can i stroke that fur? >> sure. >> don't miss this one.

thanks for staying with us, i'm bill o'reilly. and you didn't think we had failed to weave this crazy campaign schedule into our holiday. that's where the beloved october celebration comes. in we sent watters to the festivities in central park, new york city, to find out what the folks know about american politics and the presidential election. ♪ ♪ >> what's the genesis for oktoberfest? >> it's like having good beer, good food. >> german heritage new york city. >> i'm wearing a durndel. >> terrific. thanks for your time. >> do you have a little german new. >> a little bit. >> are you german. >> no, croatian, actually. >> i didn't see that one coming. >> you guys are 0 for 2 in world wars? >> i'm sorry? >> how does it feel to be 0 for 2 in world wars. >> what? nothing, what what.

do why do they separate oktoberfest in september. >> that i don't know. >> make a few extra bucks. >> i think it got too cold in october. >> what do you think about donald trump? >> oh mile. >> he is rich and typical american. >> donald trump. [ laughter ] >> you can't laugh. >> i don't like him. i think it's a joke. i am very embarrassed to even be in america. >> i like him in a way that he is causing absolutely absolute chaos in the republican ranks right now. >> more energy tonight. i like that. >> i was a member in the u.s. army myself. i really can't politicize any politicians right now. i salute to the commander and chief. >> do you like trump? >> i think i liked him before he started running for office. >> how are you doing? >> do you think trump's wall on the border is going to work? >> no. it's a very bad idea. >> but it worked for n. berlin. >> they ripped it down, too.

>> tear down this wall. >> what do you think about jeb? >> seems like a standup fellow. >> i'm glad you thought it over. >> i don't think too much about him and i'm reajsterred republican. >> i want to party with you, cowboy. >> do you think hillary has got a shot? >> i think if she would have a shot if she had some new ideas. >> i think she just tries to do the ney ney on ellen and i don't know if that was the right move for her ♪ now watch me. >> i'm afraid of her. >> what do you think of this? [screams] >> do you think she should be worried about benghazi? >> gliewr what is benghazi? >> i have no idea. >> what was hillary's job in the obama administration? >> she was the secretary of state, right? >> nailed it. >> secretary of state. >> there you go. >> you seem like a hillary supporter. >> i could swing that way. >>io biden. >> all right. >> what about him? >> creepy. so he creepy. >> do you know what biden's job is right now snrkts

well, he is the vice president. >> isn't he vice president? >> he went to delaware. that's where i went to undergrad. why are you asking all these questions. >> it's a quiz for the people here. >> why does it matter? >> nerd alert. >> you can speak some german to you. >> yes. [speaking german] >> what did you just say. >> i said yeah, can i. what do you want me to say? >> do you like my color? >> you can show me an additional dance move? do you ever watch the o'reilly factor on fox news channel. >> no. >> you have no idea who i am? >> no. >> what are you learning about me so far? do you ever watch watters world? >> no. >> i'm watters and this is my world right here. >> you are watters? >> i am. >> hi. >> i will be seeing you. so long. next up an unforgettable

christmas quiz. >> pennsylvania. >> jesus is an american? [ buzzer ] >> new year's resolution and jesse watters ♪ what did you think my collection's complete? >> for a second, i think you took on the shape of a unicorn. >> right back with it it it's hard to find time to keep up on my shows.

that's why i switched from u-verse to xfinity. now i can download my dvr recordings and take them anywhere. ready or not, here i come! (whispers) now hide-and-seek time can also be catch-up-on-my-shows time. here i come! can't find you anywhere! don't settle for u-verse. x1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv. back of the book segment tonight, watters hits rockefeller center to ask the folks about jesus, the wise men, and that big christmas tree in the heart of the city. ♪ have yourself ♪ a merry little christmas >> what does christmas mean to you? >> christmas, to me, i think means family. >> being with loved ones. >> being thankful for what you have and being with your

family. >> are you sure that's not thanksgiving? where was jesus born? >> jerusalem. [ buzzer ] >> do you know where jesus was born? >> yeah. he was born in -- i don't know. [ buzzer ] >> jesus was born in bethlehem. >> bethlehem. >> where is bethlehem? >> bethlehem is in pennsylvania. >> jesus is an american? >> [ buzzer ] >> what was jesus' profession. >> carpenter. >> carpenter. >> i believe a carpenter? [bell] jesus was, what? >> a baby. >>e was like a preacher. >> all around nice guy. he had people skills. >> people skills? ♪ sleigh bells ring. >> the three wise men were kings from the east who saw the guiding star in the night and followed it all the way to bethlehem it paid homage and presented him with gifts gold frankincense and myrrh. >> the three wise men brought gifts frankincense, myrrh and i don't know what else. >> i believe the other one was a lamb? >> a lamb? >> did you skip sunday school. >> they were astrosers.

>> they were astrology gists. >> they brought frankincense, myrrh and. >> baby diapers? [ buzzer ] >> they brought precious treasures. >> they brought him gold, frankincense and myrrh. >> very good. ♪ baby it's cold outside >> the christmas tree originated in western germany in the 16th century it was based on a medieval play commemorating adam and eve and came over to england and eventually the united states. do you know what country the christmas tree tradition came from? >> norway. >> united states. >> isn't it from norway? >> the netherlands. >> say the united states. >> germany. >> germany. >> germany. >> you're right. >> i don't know. i'm just guessing. >> i'm german -- >> you are? >> ancestry. >> it really hurts that you didn't know it. >> it stinks. >> what is that big thing over there, what do you call it? >> a christmas tree? >> i think it's called a christmas tree. >> you can call it is whatever

you like. >> as long as people are with their families there's nothing wrong with it. >> do you guys like to sing? >> yeah. >> calm down. ♪ jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ ♪ jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rocks ♪ >> do you ever watch bill o'reilly? >> yeah. >> are you a factor fan? >> i am a factor fan. >> he's a comedian sometimes not intentionally. >> anything you want to say to bill right now? >> merry christmas. ♪ jingle bells jingle bells coming up new year's right around the corner. what is your resolution? you won't believe the ones watters heard as he trekked around new york city.

time now for the typal installment of the watters world holiday special. we've traveled through the

holiday season and now the final segment of the night as we sample resolutions from the young and old. ♪ >> what is your new year's resolution? >> i have no [ bleep ] clue right now. >> i'm for real. so you better check yourself. >> keep in better touch with my loved ones. >> learn spanish and to appreciate those who mean most to me. >> good answer. >> drink conservatively and just be careful. >> of what? >> of strangers. >> stranger danger! stranger danger! >> my resolution is to be with a person that i love. i don't care in it's, like, black, white, straight, gay, anything. i just want to be with a person that makes me happy. >> so, you are bisexual. >> yeah, we'll go with that. >> i'm bipartisan. >> i don't know what that means.

>> what's your goal in life? >> to be the guy everyone else talks about. >> don't take my job. >> have i been naughty or have i been nice? >> everybody wears a tie that color is definitely on the naughty side. >> super gay. >> do i look gay? >> you do. >> do you think that's a -- >> sure it is. >> do you like girls or boys? >> why does everybody keep asking me that? >> we're not alone! >> beautiful jacket. >> thank you. >> you skin that yourself? >> no. raccoon. >> raccoon, oh, that's dangerous. >> that is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life. ♪ >> can i give you a little advice? >> spend time with the family. set specific goals. eat healthy and you, too, can be a success. >> i wish you could just shut your big yapper! >> now, santa, is that your real

hair? >> that is my real hair. >> you're kidding me? >> i am very kidding you. >> i'm sorry to pry. >> that's okay, honey. >> honey, no one's ever called me that before. >> everybody is a honey after a few shots you become a babe. >> this is so hot. >> what is your life philosophy? >> my life philosophy is never say no to an opportunity and you have to have goals and you have to move forward. >> are you a glass half full guy or a glass half empty guy? >> the glass is always half full. >> you are scaring me right now. >> okay, pookie. >> i am the perfect man. >> you are? is that what have been says? >> that's what they tell me. >> remarkable men. >> any mistakes you made? >> i say no regrets. >> my creed dough, no regrets. >> dad? >> not even a single letter? >> try to change the world in the best way you can. >> you're going to try to change the world? >> try to. >> what was your biggest mistake

this year? >> my biggest mistake. i got a job at hooters. >> you got a job at hooters? >> what were your qualifications? >> it's hooters. >> take your foot off the gas. >> i don't think i've made any mistakes. >> you're perfect? >> i'm perfect. >> my biggest mistake was walking down here and running in to you and having to do this interview. >> i think that's a lot of people's mistakes. >> maybe. >> what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? >> taking a.p. calculus, definitely. there's no hope. no hope for me in that class. >> you bombed? >> bombed, dude. >> tons of pressure i can't take it. >> spending too much money. >> spending too much money? what did you spend it on? >> coming to america. >> coming to america. >> yes. >> is "crocodile dunn ddee your favorite movie? >> just making sure. >> that's a knife. >> australian? >> yes. >> good day, mate. >> that's a lovely accent you have.

new jersey? >> what is the ring on your finger for? >> that's because i'm italian and you get old and you wear gold. >> this is what it is, okay? you know what it is. >> elmo, you want a picture with me? $5. ♪ >> your biggest achievement, what was that? >> i got a promotion at work, so i think it is my biggest achievement. >> who did you sleep with? >> my supervisor. >> i would give you a raise. all right, what did you accomplish this year? >> finishing my last semester, last fall semester. >> what is your major? >> music. >> can you sing anything for us? ♪ look at the sun isn't it neat ♪ ♪ wouldn't you think my collection is complete ♪ ♪ what do you gink of a girl a girl who had everything ♪ >> but for a second i think you took on the shape of a unicorn. ♪ >> ever watch bill o'reilly? >> i do. >> are you a factor fan? >> of course. >> what do you like about the

show? >> i like that he went to shamannsd. >> you did? >> okay. >> do you ever watch "the o'reilly factor"? >> when we have to. >> what is wrong with you? >> what is wrong with you? >> that is screaming an o'reilly factor fan. >> no way. i'm liberal. >> you're kidding me. >> do you ever watch "watters world"? >> no. >> i'm watters and this is my world. >> either he's got the greatest line or he's some kind of nut. >> i'm watters and this is my world. >> okay. >> can i stroke that fur? >> sure. >> this is beautiful! what is that, velvet? >> are you going to hang out? >> i'm going to have a drink. >> let's go. >> let's go. >> and that is it for us tonight. thank you for watching this holiday "factor" special. i'm bill o'reilly. please remember that the spin

stops here because we are definitely that. susteren. happy t-day everybody. >> how stupid are our leaders? >> it's time to declare the end of lowered expectations. >> how stupid are these politicians. >> politicians do what is politically ex-speedent. i want to do what is right. >> politicians are all talk, no action. >> our founders never intended to us have a professional political class. >> i can name lot of people in politics who have been there all their lives and you probably want want them to polish your shoes. >> the only way to reimagine our government is to reimagine who is leading it. >> i'm not a politician. i don't want to be a politician. >> we need a leader that wrote the art of the deal. >> time for c