isn't as simple as just flipping a switch. energy lives here. wearing diapers, which means they're probably in a sour mood. happy new year! happy new year's eve. i'm eric bolling along with can kimberly guilfoyle. juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. this is "the five"! ♪ ♪ the new year 2016 is now just hours away. and we hope you'll be ringing it in with us right here tonight on the fox news channel. kimberly and i are co-hosting the new year's eve extravaganza in times square and we couldn't be more excited. please join us at 10:00 p.m. helping us get the party started at 9:00 p.m. eastern will be kennedy, jesse watters. on the countdown to 2016.

kg, how pumped are you? >> i'm excited we'll be co-hosting. maybe it will be the many of more to come. the first of many to come. i'm excited about being down there. there's nothing like the feeling in times square when the ball drops. >> i'm a rookie at this. you've done this before. show me how it works. >> i think you might have rocked the good weather. >> are you guys going to kiss right on the lips? that's why i'm watching. >> i'm going to be there. >> can we borrow those glasses? >> these are mine. there can you see out of them? >> barely. >> would you let him past security? >> he could go right under security. >> last timedy this, the barrier broke and i got trampled by about 1,000 people who couldn't speak english. >> we plan on being 50 stories over times square looking down on the ball drop. >> if only we had a fence. >> it's been another big year for "the five," another great year.

2015. look back at the fun we starting with greg. >> i'm greg gutfeld with, kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, eric bolling and she pole dances on a candy cane, and she eats lady bugs on toast and a feather is her hammock and she suntans on a salten. she dead lift as dan delion. >> and she roller skates in a hub cap. >> she plays handball against a match box. >> and she oars with a q-tip. >> she uses as eyelash as a back-scratcher. >> he use as tongue depressor as a surfboard. >> it's dana perino. >> no end to the fun. >> two points. >> a lot of those are sent in from viewers. and the other thing is it's great watching my face get fat and skinny and get fat and get skinny because my diet is so terrible that i put on like five

pounds in a week and then -- >> it could be bloating from drinking from the night before. depending on how you were frolicking around on you're unicorn. >> do you run those by her before? >> no, except for the pole dancing i ran it by her. >> no one believe that i pole-danced on a candy cane. >>ky tell you how handsome you look in your little santa going for a ride on the unicorn? >> very good, everybody. >> dana, have you ever been offended? >> surfing on a cheese nip? that's not bad. >> you can't be best friends with greg otherwise you'd be in a perpetual state of being offended. it's very exhausting. >> she gets him back. >> i have to say when what i noticed in the clip is my hair looks fabulous. >> it does. >> we'll stay on you next up, dp.

she invited special guests to join her this year for one more thing. both under three feet tall, both wearing bow ties. >> it open happens once a year but america's dog jasper is joining us, much to greg's disappointment. jasper say hello to your fans. >> happy birthday, jasper. >> looks a lot like brit hume. >> did you see how he looked right in the camera? >> he's the star of the show. >> now on to other news. >> one more thing time, dana, a guest? >> i have a little guest. ryan fish, he is joining the show. he made me this beautiful picture of butterflies, he's going to join us for one more thing. >> people were buying the wrong book on amazon. 300 reviews on amazon. this is not the international bestseller, but the young woman in england has made a ton of money. >> look at that. >> do you like the story? >> yes. >> do you like my book? >> yes. >> do you like dana?

>> yes. >> almost the same height. [ laughter ] >> oh, my gosh. >> that was one of my favorite moments of "the five" this year. he was a total surprise, a family friend. >> he's 27. >> that's the weird thing. >> boy was he in love. >> the thing is that you really, if you're going to go for the demo, you got to start young. i plan ahead. i'm looking 15 to 20 years ahead. >> you're like a florida high school teacher. >> oh, my god. >> he was -- >> i was taken by the -- >> it's not natural to be on television. >> it's not natural to be on television. >> i think it's not natural to be next to preen preen. >> it wasn't the camera. >> thank you for indulging jasper. >> i thought the idea that both of her people were in bow ties is, i don't know -- >> now i have a third. >> thank you. very nice. >> stay right there, she won a chicken-eating contest on the fief. she's a resident foodie, one

week this year, all kimberly did was eat on one more thing. check this out. >> my milkshake is better than yours. you know it! . this is chick-fil-a delicious vanilla milkshake, feast your eyes and mouth on this. >> that was kimberly. has the best one more thing. >> it's a good point. >> now i can have it all the time. because you can get this right now at your local mcdonald's, the sausage burrito. >> look at that. >> i have some bacon in honor of susanna mushatt jones. the most delicious dessert in the world, the yellow cake from del frisco's. i'm telling you you haven't lived until you've had a slice of this. >> i hope you enjoyed the food week like i've enjoyed it. >> we'll do more stuff. >> thank you. >> can i point out -- >> that's the best. >> chatting all of those. i never got more snapchat followers and people looking for that video than that week in my entire life. >> i'm telling you i'm craving

again food week. i hope it's back by popular demand. i mean how great was that? remember the pierogis? remember those? >> oh, my god. >> oh no. >> i keep it in as long as i can. >> nothing was like when you just went to work on those chicken wings that one time. remember that fourth of july? >> that's a power move. >> dana was like any team i'm on i want you on, kg. a true competitor. i was like two at a time and the west point band was marching. i didn't stop, i kept eating, i sat up on the bench and did a dance. the whole deal. >> i came to play. >> i had the hair pinned back. i wiped off the lip gloss and kicked up my heels. >> i love food. but that lemon cake from del frisco's is the best dessert i've ever had. >> it's fantastic. the next time i get married i'm for sure going to have it. >> next up is my man juan. who has a lot of juan-isms you've probably noticed this year. guess what --

>> because guess what. >> guess what. >> and guess what! >> guess what, guess what happened? >> well guess what, that's not all. >> it's hard to believe what he was hearing at this table. >> here we go here we go. >> it's futile for me, folks. talking to you guys, i don't know why i bother. >> i think the legitimate argument what i'm hearing at this table. the problem at this table. normally here at this table. >> but president obama came out -- >> except for juan who was wondering what's happening at this table. >> i agree. i agree. >> dana -- >> what is it? >> the problem with this table. >> what's wrong with this table? >> it's kind of tilted. i'm the only one balanced at this table. that's the problem. >> we're all fair and balanced. >> maybe tilted to the right, not the left. >> maybe if you were on brett's show. >> you would be surprised. >> i can't believe what's happening here. >> i do say that. >> i can't believe what i'm hearing at this table.

>> everyone on tv has something they say all the time. for years i've noticed that you've got it down to guess what. >> when i was a kid it used to be check it out. everybody would be like, check it out. it's juan. >> do you that? >> see? >> finally, this segment, the fastest seven, i quarterbacked that one. three stories, seven minutes, one host with some interesting vocabulary. >> time for -- >> the fastest seven minutes on television. three saucy stories, seven swift minutes, one sanguine host. first up, three intoxicating stories, three entertaining stories. seven impetuous minutes, seven frolicsome minutes. one dexterous host. one rad host. one exogetic host. first up -- >> are you cool? >> we'll get emails later. >> one snazzy host? >> all right.

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♪ welcome back to "the five's" new year's eve special. it's been a wild year in politics. the 2016 presidential candidates have provided plenty of fodder for comedians to poke fun at. which hopeful has been the easiest to mock? well how about bernie sanders? >> now if you don't mind i'm going to dial it right up to a 10. >> go right ahead. >> we're doomed! we need a revolution. millions of people on the street. and we got to do something. and we got to do it now! ahh, this may not be great politics, but i think the american people are sick and tired of about hearing about your damn emails. >> thank you.

thank you bernie. god it must be fun to scream and cuss in public. >> oh my god. >> i thought that was an instant classic. i think he nailed it so well. he's better than bernie sanders. >> i would be very worried if he was running for office, because it's like the entertainment factor is so huge. yeah he's a very funny guy, i love him. >> don't you think he looks like bernie sanders? >> he's perfect. the only problem is he only has a few more weeks to play bernie sanders. >> you're in for a shock. >> there's always the vice presidential slot. you never know. >> wayant to hear the expert opinion from dr. gutfield. did you think it was good? >> first happy juanzaa. can i make a larger point about these parodies? >> of course. >> the difference between a conservative and a liberal predicated on a really distinct difference. the left are politically skilled. but inept in real life.

the right are politically inept but they make the trains run on time. when you watch "saturday night live," the candidates are always very politically skilled. but we are the dummies, yet we make everything work. so it raises the question -- who would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with? a political animal or a useful animal? bernie sanders or ben carson? everybody would say ben carson. that explains the difference in satire, that you can make fun of the useful people, but it's the useless people. the political people thaw embrace. >> be careful about -- honoring people who make the trains run on time. >> that's what i'm saying. >> history hasn't been kind to those people. >> let's take a look at another clip. >> i take back juanzaa. >> here was donald trump interviewing himself on the "tonight show." >> are you ready for the republican debate next week? >> the truth is i'm always ready. it's going to be a big debate. but i'm always ready.

>> it's not just big, it's huge! huge! [ cheers and applause ] >> bolling, i think donald trump with the it's going to be great, so great, we're going to be so successful. you're going to get tired of winning, it's going to be huge. you got to laugh sometimes when you see donald trump do it. >> are you kidding me? how about tonight when he rings in the new year, what is he going to say? >> it's going to be huge. >> huge. >> hillary clinton made a came yoe on "snl" where she met up with a political candidate who sounded a lot like her. >> i'm hillary rodham clinton. >> great name. i'm val. you know hillary, what brings you here tonight? >> i needed to blow off some steam. i've had a hard couple of 22 years. >> i get it, you're a politician. >> yes. yes. and how about you? >> well me? i'm just an ordinary citizens.

who believes the keystone pipeline will destroy our environment. >> i agree with you there. it did take me a long time to decide that. but i am against it i just realized -- i never checked your i.d. >> come on, please. i have a 1-year-old granddaughter. she calls me madam president. >> so dana, i know that you think oftentimes "snl" is unfair to republican women. what do you think they're doing with hillary clinton? >> helping her out. >> do you? >> absolutely. that wasn't -- if you looked at the previous clip that we just had with fallon where trump is doing the mirror image of himself. he's in it and he gets the joke about himself. i think in a way hillary clinton was trying to do that here. she was pointing out the flip-flops, the fact that she was for the keystone pipeline before she was against it there's so many of those, it's not sharp, right? it was almost as if once she passed the "snl" test.

it's all smoothed over so you don't ever have to resits that unpleasantness of the campaign. >> what i heard you saying in my ear is was, it's not funny. >> what's so funny about crushing the american dream and? >> good point. >> it wasn't funny. we're looking, but the audience laughed, because there's some sort of -- >> because -- >> automatic response. >> they're all in on the joke. >> because if the audience laughs, even if it's not funny. it lets her off the hook. am i right? >> look at what we're about to get away with. >> you know what i thought was funny? it seemed like such a plastic hillary talking to mother plastic hillary and they're both in on the fact that there's so much pretense. that she can't laugh out loud. she can't curse, she can't do anything out loud and she -- all right. >> didn't they seem like the perfect couple? >> not in my home. ben carson is a very even-keeled guy. he's not a yeller as you know.

he doesn't scream. this "saturday night live's" jay farrell nail his impersonation. >> doctor, do you as a brain surgeon have the experience and toughness to deal with world leaders like vladimir putin? >> well that question makes me furious, wolf. i might go ham up in here right now. of course i can be tough. as a surgeon, i had to tell people things they didn't want to hear. not that they had to have brain surgery, that it would be performed by me, a man who they believe to be asleep. i'm not asleep. i'm amped, i'm jacked and i'm ready to throw down. [ cheers and applause ] >> what do you think of that, mr. putin? >> you know, that made him seem so weak, even effeminate, and that's not ben carson. i was like, i guess they're mocking him. i'm not sure it's fair. i like mockery where you can say

i get the joke in this case i wasn't sure i got the joke. >> are you looking at me? >> yeah, what do you want to say? >> yeah i think you're right, it went the wrong direction, the criticism for ben carson is he seems kind of sleepy. he's very relaxed. in this case they went in a direction that if were you a conservative humorist, doing it to a liberal, you would be forced to apologize. >> right, they acted like yes, weirdly low energy but also maybe drinking or -- >> they were gay allusions in there. >> i didn't catch that. >> i did. >> no, i thought they were going for the low energy. quiet, tired. >> you think they're working for trump? >> that's the label trump put on him. >> watch it again. >> all right. >> you get the quote here, you're judge kennedy, justice kennedy. >> no, i'm not. okay, i think this is what i was going through my mind. i guess i decided that if as a

republican conservative, if i'm watching "saturday night live" and they're making fun of one of my people. i'm like that's not funny. but if you listen to the audience, mostly people who would self-identify as liberals, they think it's hilarious and i think even our humor has become politicized, if someone like larry david can make us laugh. maybe it's the quality of the person doing the impersonation. larry david as bernie sanders is funny. i hope bernie sanders thought it was funny. >> we hope you stay with us on the fief, because we want to make you laugh. next we've got answers to questions you have for us. "the five" returns in a minute. we live in a pick and choose world.

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i'm patricia stark. happy new year. the walkways of new york's time square now largely empty as cleaning crews move in to sweep up the confetti. a short time ago it looked like this. 1 million showed up to celebrate 2016 with the tightest security ever seen. the city of rochester new york had to cancel fireworks celebrations after this man was said to be in a bar threatening. the police station searched for several hours a plot by islamic suicide extremists and involved a team of suicide bo bombers and the trains are now back in operation.

♪ ♪ hi, you've posted questions for us on facebook about the new year. and we are going to answer them now. i'm going to start with kimberly. >> i knew it. >> this is from rod d., what nonpolitical story has meant the most to you so far this year? nonpolitical? >> nonpolitical story? i feel like all we've done is like politics. >> you talk about royalty every single day. >> it's going to be royal babies. >> there you go. royal babies. >> i do like to cover that in my one more thing. >> mcdonald's, the new breakfast burrito and 24/7 breakfast, that was nonpolitical frivolous but delicious story. i like the royal stories mostly because it pokes your little unicorn cage. >> it does bother me, i'm not a

big fan of royal babies, unless they belong to george brett. juan? >> i would say the pope's visit, i know some people would say it was political. but i took it as a nonpolitical story. and i was just touched. there were moments where in downtown washington he clogged the streets, nobody could stop it these were people who loved the pope. in a spiritual connection. he went and had lunch with homeless people and for all the big shots, it was like well why is he not visiting me? he's, and then in philadelphia he went to a jail and it was a great picture of a lot of papers of him holding hands with a guy with tattoos and bruises, it made me emotional. >> i disagree, it was political. >> is black lives matter, hands up don't shoot? is that political? >> yeah. >> how about social. >> i was not -- social story.

>> it's pinocchio. >> of course it's political. >> how about -- >> equivalent would be eric garner saying i can't breathe, but that's very real. >> we're turning this into a political segment. nonpolitical? >> i'm going to say the story that kept me up at night was about the yazidis, the women being attacked by isis, the young girls and women that are being attacked and are being held as sex slaves. and so much terrible things are happening to them that kept me up at night. i guess in a way that's political as well. because i feel like we've not fulfilled our moral obligation to help them. >> what did you feel was the most important story nonpolitical? >> the only thing coy think of is the contrast between progress and regress. we're getting iphones, computers and all this great stuff and meanwhile on the east, there's a terrible wind coming this way of a group of people, who want to destroy all of that.

there's a group that wants to go back in time while we go forward in time. that's a really weird story. we're at, maybe we're the anomaly. maybe we're not supposed to have progress is what i'm thinking. >> john r. what do you think the country will look like after new year 2016 happening? will it be worse or better? dana? >> as in tonight, at midnight, what-day think? >> i'm an optimistic person. think we've got some good things on the horizon. election years are exciting. i think there's some cause for concern about the economy just overall. not trying to make this political. but the stagnation of it. third quarter gross domestic product was revised down to 2%. that's not good enough in order to have a growing economy to do all the things we want to do, whether you're on the left or the right. we need more economic growth. >> i think it's going to be better either way. i would love to see a conservative in there making things better for the middle class. if you don't have a conservative, you have a hillary clinton, it will be better than

barack obama. it will, the economy dana points out is recovering and the next four or eight years will be a lot better for the middle class. >> i think the economy -- i'm a little bit stunned, because at this table -- i would say, i would say the reason the fed had to raise the interest rates, because they are worried about the economy -- they're saying the economy -- i would say overall you know what, i love america. think the country is doing very well. i don't want the evil wind coming from the east. >> speaking of evil wind, kimberly -- >> that's you. >> what do you think the country will look like? >> i think it's going to be a great year in 2016. i really do believe this i think we're going to make an amazing choice with the new president. get this country back in the right direction. we're going to crush isis. the economy is going to improve. i'm very bullish about 2016.

>> my prediction is it's going to be an absolutely horrible year and things are going to get worse and worse and there's nothing we can do about it because that's the way it's going to go. the planets that are out there that don't have any life on it? that's going to be us. >> look at your sweater. >> start with eric. who is the most grinch-y this year? >> last year and probably this coming year as well. >> i will never be anything less than a grinch. >> it's you. >> it's me? >> for sure, you're like andy rooney. >> without the ear hair and the eyebrows. >> because you wax. yes, thank you, everywhere. juan, grinchy? >> how about those people jumping over the white house fence? >> that's grinchy. >> that was grinchy. >> i'm going to go with harry reid. last year, ready for some mischief. >> he's the grinch. >> do i have one more time, one

more question? >> aww. real quick, best book you read this year? start there. >> "all the light we cannot see" by anthony duer. >> your book, your book and your book. >> "faith and fury" about a marriage. >> really? >> yeah. >> don't explain it. >> my book "the future of violence" which made me the most pessimistic person on the planet. have a favorite song of the year? you're about to find out ours. coming up. constipated?

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ security. take him out. "uptown funk" "see you again" and "thinking out loud" those are the top three best-selling songs on itunes according to apple. we want to know what were our favorites of the year? mine of course is this. ♪ ♪ ♪ hello from the other side ♪ i must have called a thousand times ♪ >> this is amazing, right? adele smash records at the release of her latest single "hello" that was my pick.

if her song had come out earlier it would have been number one top by far. >> don't be so dramatic, just say hello. >> just text it. >> hi, l.o.l. >> juan, what did you like? >> i like "see you again." which is wiz khalifa, and it was made for the film "theory of seven" to paul walker -- "furious seven" so see you again was not only an american hit, it was an international hit. and the biggest hit that was wiz khalifa and charlie puth ever had. >> charlie puth has a new album coming out. >> i'm a fan. i know greg is going to hit me but i love "fast and furious" so i thought paul walker was the best. >> okay. carbon unicorn. >> do you know the story about

"uptown funk"? bruno mars had to release the song quickly because x-factor in england had someone performing the song and she crushed it. so he put, they rushed it out. >> you mean he didn't write it? >> you should be our billboard correspondent. >> throw mine out there real quick. "cheerleader." it's a feel-good summer song. >> this is you. >> so much fun. >> it's got a caribbean feel to it. >> i think it's pornographic. >> all their bodies touching. >> my stomach. >> such a weirdo. >> dana? >> i love to bring country muse toik all of you so you can be a little more enlightened. so dierks bentley had one of the best songs of the year, 2015, "riser" a beautiful song if you haven't already heard it. co-written by travis meadows and steve moakler.

who are fabulous writers. >> what is the song about? >> like you're a riser, can you get you know what done on behalf of your bride. >> whoa! >> what's going on here. >> that's not what i mean! >> is it the new cialis? [ laughter ] >> oh, my goodness. >> no! >> awkward. >> one clip for the highlight real. >> what? >> dana, all right. >> please listen to the lyrics. >> that if someone who listens to country music. >> oh my god. >> crazy, i did love pete scovall "walking on a wire." my favorite band of the year is an australian band called tame

and paula. i song is called "eventually." -- tame impala. >> the song is about breaking up with somebody and saying hey you'll get over it eventually. >> did a lot of people break up with you? i can imagine that. >> i did my own breaking up. >> please look up the lyrics. >> stop crying. what a new year's it is so far. stay tuned "the five's" new year's resolutions are next. conquer the weather. don't let it conquer you. with the capability and adaptability of lexus all-weather drive. this is the pursuit of perfection.

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column about it it's up on foxnews.com if you want to check that out. i said the only wayky do it by drinking more wine. which was my resolution from two years ago was to drink less wine. but i'm going to forget about that. >> unicorn boy can keep you company. >> on wine? >> i could never keep up. >> unicorn boy is a great name for a show. >> i don't remember what my resolution was last year. i have no recollection. that i lost 15 pounds, i want to keep it off. maybe lose a couple more, stay with that. also can i bring it out now? i just signed a book deal. it will be a book that's going to come out probably mid summer or so, "wake up america" is the name. >> i predict national bestseller. >> we'll see. >> congratulations. >> juan williams? >> exciting. >> coming up to new york to be with my pals here on, "the five," i've discovered broadway in a bigger way than i ever did.

i'm going to make a point of just enjoying great art bought you know what, broadway is fantastic art and you kind of take it for granted. i've enjoyed it and i want to enjoy more. >> do you take a roll of quarters or is it an actual play? >> oh, my gosh. i don't know what to say? i think i'm on a riser. >> my new year's resolution, unfortunately, lass to be to eat a little differently because -- apparently, greg, i'm allergic to eggs. >> really? i. >> i found out -- i didn't get to read the rest of the report. this may be a huge problem. we're going to have to modify my food week. so -- you know, i think you jinxed me because you always say i love eggs every time we do these specials. is this going to be a problem? >> talk to your doctor. >> i did one of those --

apparently i'm allergic to the yolk and the white. i found this out through some food -- good thing i'm not allergic to salami. >> i think that means you can't take penicillin. >> i'm allergic to penicillin. >> that would have killed my college years. >> last year my resolution was to strangle fewer drifters. and i was able to cut it down to three so that was good. this year i'm going to try to be less sexy. last year a lot of my sexiness got me into trouble and i decided you know what, i got to cut back on the sexiness. >> you're kidding, right? >> no i'm serious. it's out of control. i'm not going to bathe as much. i'm going to probably wear dirty, soiled clothing. try to cut back. it might not stop the sexiness. >> will lou dobbs still come over? >> gi over there. he's got a bigger hot tub.

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welcome back, instead of one more thing today we're going to do our annual predictions for the new year. wonder how our soothesaying turned out from last year, take a look. >> in 2015, senate minority leader harry reid will announce he's not going to seek re-election in 2016. >> kim kardashian will have another baby. >> the last three years i've predicted that we were going to be number one in all of cable news. i'm going to do it again. >> my prediction is there will be some things that will happen and other things won't. and someone on tv perhaps a cable show will s can't make this stuff up, folks. >> look at that. >> all of those were true. fox is number one with the fans, right? >> did i gain weight again? >> no, but you look a little different. >> your hair was like defoe. >> i got old. >> juan. new year's eve 2016, let's start

with you. >> i think the parlor game of the year is going to be vice presidential elections. let's look for a second at the democrats. let's say hillary is the candidate. the nominee, i would guess that julian castro in the obama cabinet. hispanic, i think he's a winner and my bet, he is part of the ticket for the democrats going into 2016. >> can i go with tim caine? senator from virginia. want to bet? >> he's always great. what about elizabeth warren? >> can you only choose one. >> you can choose them all. >> i'm going to say fidel castro. >> my prediction? >> you know it, in just a matter of hours, it is going to be the most amazing new year's eve show ever and i ought to know because i've hosted quite a few. i think this is going to be the one that outdoes them all. it's going to be awesome, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, stunning, surprising

and unbelievable and huge because we have donald trump and melania joining us from mar mara-lago. >> i'll double can down on that and jump on it. dp, you're up? >> i got last year's right. and i said that kate middleton would announce she's having another baby. listen up, this is big, i believe there will be a vacancy on the supreme court before the election in 2016. >> hmmm. >> that will be huge. >> huge. >> do you have a name? >> no. >> i meant who is leaving? >> i do not have a name. but i predict there will be a vacancy and that will change everything. >> gregory? my man, you're up. >> my prediction in who will fill that vacancy. >> elizabeth hasselbeck. my prediction is, as we know, elizabeth hasselbeck has left fox and "friends," who will replace her?

donald trump. he will make the couch great again. >> what about -- >> he is going to take the middle seat. >> on "fox and friends." >> he's got blonde hair, but it will have to be longer. >> it's time for a change. >> should cancel my appearances in january. >> i'm the brunette seat-filler. >> can we move on from this line of discussion? >> kg, i'm going agree with you that tonight is going to be a fantastic new year's eve special. >> i think we're going to make some news. >> we just do this before we go. >> a great year? put our glasses on. >> i can't reach, kimberly. >> you have short, cute little arms. >> happy new year to everyone. happy juanzaa. kimberly and i will see you tonight, 10:00 p.m. eastern to ring in the new year with you. happy new year, everybody. happy and healthy new year.

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