i'm greg gutfeld. with twice the electrolytes. here's what's coming up. the republican debate, who shined, who bombed and who went home hungry. we've got the analysis that's so fierce you'll want to play it over and over and over and over and over again. plus, hillary clinton. her lead in the polls, dropping faster than a cartoon state. can bernie sanders pass her by or will he stay like an old copy of high society. and later, when actors are poised to win the first oscars this year. i'm putting my money on jeremy piven. the citizen cane of entourage movies. i missed you, america. i have surgery in two hours and my meds are kicking in.

but first, let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so bright she's measured in wattage. it's kristen anderson, "washington examiner" columnist and republican pollster. her latest book is called the selfie vote. he's the washington general to our harlem globetrotters. alan combs. looking dapper. he's tall and playful like an inflatable air dancer at a car wash. and joanna. and finally her smirng has a smirk. look at that crooked head. okay. if grand theft auto had a baby, it would have been last thursday's debate. candidates paired off like bare knucklers in cattle season. trump, cruz, rubio.

finally, batman broke up with robin as cruz turned the tables on birther trump. >> donald's mother was born in scotland. she was naturalized on the issue of citizenship. donald, i'm not going to use your mother's birth against you. >> your mother! i knew it. trump is an anchor baby. then they clashed over new york values which sounds like the worst billy joel song ever. >> there are many, many wonderful, wonderful working men and women in the state of new york. but everyone understands that the values in new york city are socially liberal or pro-abortion or pro gay marriage, focused around money and media. >> money and media. cruz accused new yorkers of being obsessed with money and media. that's like bill cosby criticizing your dating habits. portraying cruz as a big jerk face. >> when the world trade center came down, i saw something that

no place on earth could have handled more beautifully, more humanely than new york. i have to tell you, that was a very insulting statement. that ted made. >> amazing. now, some of the media say cruz's attack on new york was veiled anti-semitism. i blame the jews for spreading that. but really, cruz was trying to score points among yanks who think new york -- but really, when he says this -- >> not a lot of conservatives come out of manhattan. i'm just saying. >> doesn't it sound a little like this? >> to the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of cuba. okay? just remember that. >> tit for tat, as they say. and cruz changes his position more often than a pilled-up porn star. >> you supported doubling the

number of green cards. now you say you're against it. you used to support a 500% increase in the number of guest workers. now you say you're against it. you used to support people here illegally. you used to be in favor of birth right citizenship. now you say you're against it. not just on immigration, you used to support tpa. now you say you're against it. i saw you on the senate floor flip your vote on crop insurance because it would help you in iowa. when i'm president i will work consistently every single day to keep this country safe, not call everyone snowden as you did, a great public servant. snowden is a traitor. if i get my hands on him he is standing trial. >> cruz shifts more than at daytona. as the dust settles now he sees clearly. the shifty dick grayson. and the cuban matt damon.

there's another debate this weekend. you can watch it. let me save you the trouble. here's what you would see. ♪ e ♪ >> you're welcome, america. all right. i'm going to go to first, ben. i want to talk about who won. you watched the debate, i think. >> i did watch it, yeah. i got some hot tweets. a bunch of faves. i got hearts now. >> that's fantastic. i'm not interested in that, i'm interested in who you thought won and why. >> i think the american people win every time we get to see jeb bush on screen. that's always so fun. he's like the paper clip from the microsoft word. the useful paper clip that would

help you out whenever you misspelled a word. although i think he's slightly moron. he has $100 million and he can't move in the polls. >> i think he's a good man at the wrong time. >> whatever. well, then he's not a good man. >> wow. >> i think actually trump, i think trump wins the debate. trump showed a little heart, a little soul. every time i look at marco rubio, i feel like he should go in the debate like he's trying to buy beer at a deli. he just needs to convince us he's old enough to be president. he looks far too young to be up there. >> remember, candidate obama looked very young. within two years, he had gray hair. >> right. >> and then he became stately, or statesman-like, or whatever. kristen, welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> you're like an expert, unlike ben. who did you think won? >> i think cruz got the better of trump in the first one. trump was not ready to be put on

his heels, the whole scottish mom stuff. it sort of ruffled trump a little bit. cruz was able to nail it. the second third, i thought trump killed it op the new york answer. i know cruz is trying to send a signal, i'm the candidate who shares your value. trump doesn't share your values. what cruz is missing is voters in iowa who love trump don't love him because he shares their values, they love him because he's strong and talks tough. it's like an attack not going after trump's core weakness anyway. >> do you think there was a hint of anti-semitism? geraldo said that yesterday, that i won't mention. it showed up in the observer, other places are saying that was a subtle jab at new york. >> i didn't get that. but i did get a trump's not one of you kind of argument. i thought rubio was very strong in the final third. throw in the kitchen sink. >> that was great. just piles it on. does it drive you crazy to see a dazzling display of talent when

the other side is a sack of bozos? >> i did see that during the debate. i was watching a different channel. the winner of that debate was rand paul. actually not going to the debate. he got more attention for not going to the debate. the other winners, bernie sanders and hillary clinton. those are the winners of the republican debate. >> you're being disingenuous. that's a long word for lying. obviously there are people on that stage that did very well. >> well, i thought -- >> come on. >> i thought the new york soliloquy back to cruz, i thought that was the finest moment of the trump campaign. if cruz mentions one more time that obama is going to take your guns, i would say get online and buy an ak-47 and shoot my screen. he keeps lying about that. >> that's all based on legitimate suspicion when somebody's talking about gun control. >> the other thing is, the former attorney general speaking for cruz said, what do you mean when it was a big sandwich?

why didn't you say a big jewish deli sandwich? >> when you talk about sandwiches, you're talking about jews? >> it always comes back around to that. >> exactly. all right. joanne, you watched this. what was your take-home message? >> definitely that the gop is getting a little nervous about cruz, and the trump, that battle that's happening. a lot of the questions were directed at cruz. what's interesting, too, this time he got much more speaking time than carson, who was doing very well. it's now like the two of them, it's flipped places. what's great about cruz is, when these questions are directed at him, that question his character, his history, flip-flopping, whatever, he's not only good at defending himself, but then redirecting the question to someone else who has done the same, or has had other questionable acts in their past. so i think that we're going to see a steady climb still in the polls for him.

rubio, unfortunately, i don't think he's going to poll much higher. as much as i would like him to, we haven't had any of those great amazing moments that people have been hoping for. >> i thought -- i thought rubio finished stronger than anybody with that list of flip-flops. kat, you probably hated all of them. >> i did. >> your little hero rand paul wasn't there. >> i did hate a lot of it. i like to focus on things that are memoriably bad. i watched it -- >> you're never going to get off that deck. >> i watched as a spectator situation. i love cruz and trump fighting. that needed to happen, rather than cruz just saying, oh, you. he actually got into it. i saw jock gems in my head. can you put some jock gems in the background? he totally ignored me. >> he probably doesn't know who you are. you know what's amazing about the debate is how unique this year is.

it's like every debate is like a moon shot for plain people. it's like -- not you, of course. i'm talking about myself and allen. everybody else here is beautiful. it's exciting. you have friends over, drink a lot of wine, watch it, it's exciting. >> it's a good time until ben carson starts talking. he couldn't levitate a feather. >> he's like the world's happiest hobo. he hops onto this freight train and he's riding across america. the less his chances are of winning, the happier he is. because he's actually having a good time. >> you know, he separated cojoined twins. he's going to separate carson and cruz at one point. >> this is my favorite part. speaking of winners. the greatest achievement this week actually happened the day before the debate at a trump rally in pensacola, florida.

that's where a brilliant music group performed this live number. prepare to get your heart stolen and then eaten. ♪ apologies for freedom ♪ i can't handle this ♪ freedom answers your call ♪ stand up tall ♪ freedom's on our shoulders usa ♪ ♪ our freedom ♪ bring the music ♪ come on, boys, take them down ♪ ♪ president donald trump makes america great ♪ ♪ you'll get crushed every time ♪ >> i could listen to that forever. and i will. because it's in my head. originally i was going to come this to the obama children that were singing about obama. but i remember when that happened, that was in a classroom and a teacher was leading that. so that was propagandaist.

this is just a group that decided to do this which is kind of cute. kristen i look at you and i think, you must have done something like this. >> i'm sure there's home video where i've got my two younger sisters in matching costumes and rform. >> amazing lyrics, joanne. >> i always support child performers. it's great. when i was there age, i would have loved that kind of exposure. back then i was auditioning for an oscar meyer wiener commercial. this actually happened. i didn't book it, unfortunately. but these kids don't know how good they have it. to be supporting one of the most powerful candidates in this country. their futures are set. >> kissel? >> lyrics. they're bouncing around my brain like dried beans in a more rocca right now. it's phenomenal. what i love most about it, ted

cruz saying donald trump has new york values. this is about the most midwest thing i've seen in my life. >> great point. >> this is more midwestern than the wisconsin accent in making a murderer. it's phenomenal. the only thing that could make this more american is if ted nugent launched a bow and arrow into the air and kid rock shot it down with an assault rifle and red, white and blue fireworks went off. >> make fun of these beautiful children. >> they're beautiful children. but this is similar to child abuse to have to do this. >> really? >> to put them in this situation is horrible. furthermore, you talk about lyrics. try to squeeze these words into this world war ii song, what country is america? i've never heard of that country. >> you are a disgusting human being. kat, last word to you. >> i actually thought this was one of the most wonderful things i've ever seen. i really enjoyed it. i'm really glad that it happened. and it was smart, too. nothing brings joy like a child,

what people keep telling me. everybody loves the kids. we're still talking about the kids. everybody crushed it. >> kat, have you ever seen a child, talk to a child? >> i've tried to. >> that's what i thought. all right. don't move a muscle. unless you're being chased by a killer. in that case, run for your life. still to come, what do carson, bush and kasich need to do to catch the front-runners? where does chris christie fit in? that's next.

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trump, cruz and rubio stood out during the gop debate. how about the rest? they turned like egg salad in a hot car. you have the narc oh lep tick neurosurgeon. >> i was going to ask you to wake me up when the time came. >> i love him. then there was the teddy bear. >> we need to have a compelling conservative agenda that we present to the american people in a way that doesn't disparage people, that unites us around our common purpose. >> and this guy who served

mostly as a piece of talking furniture. >> the foreign policy, its strength, but you've got to be cool, you've got to have a clear vision of where you want to go. and i'm going to tell you that i'm going to suggest to you here tonight, that you can't do on-the-job training. >> like the guy at the airport bar who's trying to tell you how to properly decant a burgundy. chris christie wasn't a clear winner or loser. >> like the debate on the floor of the senate, i'd like to actually answer the question you asked which is on entitlements. do you remember that, everybody? this is a question on entitlements. you already had your chance, marco, and you blew it. >> christie, the executive appeal of a governor and the persuasiveness of rubio. the package has new jersey written all over it, so some people avoid it. just like new jersey. although, i'm sorry -- were you born there? >> yes. >> you were born in new jersey? >> born and raised. >> oh, i'm sorry.

>> and proud of it. >> i go to new jersey when i'm driving the 78. who did the worse? >> ben carson did the worse. driving through new jersey is really fun unless chris christie shuts down the highway. john kasich has hair that's like an inch long and somehow messy. how does that work? how is that possible? >> i don't know. >> it's interesting watching the republicans. because when you watch the democrats debate they offer you free things. they offer you free college, they'll bring your dog back to life that died five years ago. then the republicans offer that they're going to firebomb iran, and chris christie mentioned taking down all these -- what was it, tin pot dictators. i think he was thinking about a roast in the green room that he was going to be nibbling on after the debate. it's ridiculous how they say they're going to go in and blow up everybody. >> i think there were the people that won, and then there are the people that nobody wanted to hear from anymore, because we're

all now used to friction and excitement. so the usual candidate, the good men are fighting at a bad time. we're not interested in just playing rhetoric. we want fire. >> it's got to be so frustrating at this point to be jeb bush. there are a couple of points when he really got some factually correct arguments in. taking on donald trump on terrorists, for instance. if you slap a 45% tariff on chinese goods, this is going to make everything more expensive at walmart. the moderators jumped in and said governor bush is right, but it doesn't matter. it has to be so frustrating to be jeb bush. >> this is not the time for the kind of sedate, you know, this is a time for anger, allen, which you understand every time you open your mouth and make everybody angry. >> thank you, i feel the love. eliminate ben carson because he wasn't there. but i think chris christie who kept lying, he did support planned parenthood at one time. he did support sotomayor. he keeps talking about things

that -- he flip-flops on guns. the assault weapons ban he wanted to preserve. >> he's very pro common core, and mr. the party's over in colorado. very anti-legalization of weed. >> that's because he's a prosecutor. >> of course. the pro common core against marijuana. one of those things that make things in the summer that's not marijuana. >> he just misremembers stuff that he did. it happens to all of us. >> why do you think some failed? >> that's a really great question. i think money has a lot to do with it. support. people backing you. but also, like think specifically about christie. a lot of people thought he has a similar attitude to trump. but the establishment version essentially. and that should work to his favor. but it's not. i think it's this idea of sitting moles, and what everybody loves about trump is

the fact that he doesn't. he's unapologetic, when he does misremember something -- >> no one cares. >> yeah. he says it in a way that benefits him. >> trump's whole mantra is so, what? so what? it happens to work. maybe it's not so bad to just say, so what? but once you're president, you can't say so what. kat, i want to play you something from your gender, carly, from the first debate. her words regarding hillary. >> unlike another woman in this race, i actually love spending time with my husband. >> you like that? >> i did. i'm not supposed to, right? it's kind of a low blow. it's a low blow. but low blows are often hilarious. and i thought this was very funny. should you go there? no. am i glad she did? >> yes. >> at least you're admitting your hypocrisy.

because the day before the debate, i was saying that we needed less pummeling and more policy. and i was so glad that there was pummeling. because pummeling is interesting. you learn -- you actually can learn something, i guess. am i right? or am i just an idiot? don't answer that, america. >> there's interesting conflict in these debates. the ratings have gone up so much, you have millions and millions and millions of people tuning in because they want to see what's going to go down with trump versus cruz. that could be good for republicans. some people are saying this is kind of a circus. you've got a lot of excitement on this side of the race. >> what's wrong here? >> it's so likable. >> yeah. by the way, i blame hanity and combs for this. you guys started this whole conflict. >> yeah. >> last word? >> it's perfect. it's the wwe, ben carson finisher is the sleeper hold. chris christie's got the butt bomb, whatever the heck that is. and donald trump's the million-dollar man. >> well done. all right.

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ticket? >> i did. >> and, did you win? >> well, to fund my campaign. >> thanks for joining us. >> yes. that was hillary clinton in her 950th attempt to appear human. and failing. the race for the democratic nomination apparently is still happening. the party's top two candidates, hillary clinton and bernie sanders are almost dead. even in some polls, proving once and for all that the democrats are actually the party of old white people like allen combs. martin o'malley is still showing up, mainly because he locked himself out of his condo. in another new national poll, hillary's now only leading bernie by 7 percentage points. look at that. in the same poll last month, she was leading by 20. worse, he was actually polling better at this time in 2008 against barack obama than she is against crazy old man sanders. so why is hillary struggling in the polls? perhaps this recent interview

can help explain. >> i was watching the debates the other night, i was thinking, oh, my god, i would never want to get in an argument with this woman. what is the one thing that scares you? >> snakes. i hate snakes. i'm sorry, i hate snakes. >> you're not scared of hot peppers? >> i'm not. love hot peppers. i was with a group of my friends at a big event the other night, and we were dancing, and it was crazy. best you can, and make the most out of every single day. >> that's beautiful. >> it's so beautiful. if you can find anything more nauseating than that, i will eat it. allen, all right. i'm going to go to you, because bernie sanders is your spirit animal. he's going to get the nomination, isn't he? >> he actually could. and he could also win the presidency. >> really? >> absolutely. i feel the bern. >> you're getting your spot back on hannity.

all right, kristen, is hillary in trouble? >> the fact that she's doing worse against bernie sanders than she was against barack obama is a problem. here's what she's got going for her in iowa. barack obama put a coalition together of young people, african-american,s. she still energizes pieces of it. bernie sanders does not do as well among black voters. he's got to craft this new coalition. he's not as talented a politician as barack obama. that's why i think still even if hillary clinton loses iowa and new hampshire, i think she's still the nominee. >> i think bernie sanders -- >> i follow the advice of somebody whose name is killer. >> i want to be friends with him for sure. be close with the man who is a killer. not his enemy. >> it is better to be friends with somebody named tiny. because they're the killer. look at el chapo.

to get back to you, i'm going to start talking about nicknames. >> yeah. bernie's got a good chance of winning iowa and taking new hampshire. it puts hillary in a predicam t predicament. somebody who lost iowa and new hampshire was bill clinton. he was an underdog. she's supposed to be winning. i think that bernie's giving her a lot of heartburn. when she fails to win -- >> heartburn? >> yeah, heartburn. she can take over for larry the cable guy as the pitch person for prilosec. >> nicely done. joanne, my point, i want to make a point about o'malley. he reminds me of a guy in a refurbished muscle car listening to steppenwolf. he's like that older guy who's got things going on. got your motor running.

>> yeah. nothing special. is really what it is. he needs a vespa if he wants the millennial vote. >> your actions just changed. >> it does that. >> what's your thought on hillary or any thoughts in general? >> i think the country wants to see a hillary versus trump election. i think that they do. i think if hillary is nervous, and she wants to push sanders out of the way, she needs to remind democrats that she is the best option to go against the gop. and so she needs to get the nomination. >> what's crazy is bernie sanders has been running on this electability argument. more and more polls are showing he does a little bit better against various republicans than hillary clinton. >> but they don't like hillary. she's not very likable, ben, unlike you. >> that is the major problem with hillary. but she's so unlikable, that she makes bernie look likable. senator mccaskill brought it up,

he has no senators who like him. they're playing the schoolyard ball. if he's not careful, he's going to get a swirly in the bathroom. >> i often go to bars with allen combs just to make me look good. kat, you watched the hillary interview on lifetime. did you watch the whole thing? >> i did. it was really, really bad. she is the worst person -- i've never had to listen to someone talk that i didn't want to vomit. she makes me ill. even if she didn't make me ill, it would make sense anyway why bernie would be doing better than she is. he has records of supporting things that liberals want, where she just says she does. 2013 for the first time, he has taken on wall street. she has friendship bracelets with people at goldman sachs probably. you know? she's full of it. he's not. he's the real wacky uncle. wacky uncles are in right now, what can i say. >> that is true. thank you, kat. coming up next, el chapo, he

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>> there is this myth about the visit that we made. my colleagues and i with el chapo. that it was as the attorney general in mexico has quoted, essential to his capture. we have met with him many weeks earlier. i have a regret that the entire discussion about this article ignores its purpose, which was to try to contribute to this discussion about the policy in the war on drugs. let me be clear, my article has failed. >> don't they have any lighting in that studio? so ben, sean penn is upset because the story became about sean penn. even though it was about sean penn. >> i'm sure he's devastated. that's ridiculous. he ratted out a huge drug kingpin. he needs to go into hiding immediately. the cartels aren't messing around. he needs to hang out with the minnesota vikings kicker blair walsh who just missed a 19-yard

field goal. they need to hang out in an underground bunker for a couple of months. >> i like it when people are talking about sports in this show. i have no idea what they're talking about. i am troubled by this constant -- it happened every generation, celebrities love killers. you know? it's either chavez, you know, they -- left wingers will condemn anything that the west does but ignore mass groups of sexual assaults in europe. >> right. they want to say the killers were just misunderstood, right? they're bad boys. they're just misunderstood. this backfired in so many ways. now they're blaming the capture on him. killers are killers for a reason. it's because they kill people. and you want to be a little careful when you're hanging out with someone who kills people. because they kill people. >> yeah, but you know, that's an interesting -- >> how is that? it never occurred to him. >> it would be a very large t-shirt. but allen, in a way, aren't we

all responsible for el chapo, drug users like you and me? >> you can speak for yourself. it's great what sean penn did. they're jealous. no journalist could get an interview with el chapo, and sean penn did it. he did what every other journalist who have loved to have had. >> he dangled an actress in front of him. >> so what? it's great that he did it. >> and had him sign it. el chapo could okay the quotes. >> that was wrong. >> thank you. >> journalists are reading the article in the magazine and going, oh, this is just a glorified diary entry. really? i couldn't even read it. >> i read the whole thing. >> there were so many words in it. if he really wanted to have a -- to start a discussion about the war on drugs, there are other ways to do that, with lawmakers, people who have been incarcerated. >> let's talk about the war on drugs now. we could give sean penn what he wants. >> i refuse to. >> there's a more sympathetic and interesting story with

people who have used drugs and wind up behind bars. we could have a sduks about how that is -- that's perhaps not the right policy when someone is hurting themselves. when you're somebody who is a murderer, you are el chapo, it's not really the most sympathetic -- you're supposed to find someone who is sympathetic. el chapo is not sympathetic. >> you should call drug dealers drug lords or kingpins. you never hear about the accountant kingpin, do you? that's just not right. we've got to move on. this is my favorite story of the week. take a look at this video. the woman in the center here is sue stenhouse. she was a director of a senior citizen center in rhode island. sh eresigned after it was learned that she had a man dress up like a woman for a press conference. the old lady on the right in this video, if you show it, right there. see that? that's actually a man. according to reports, stenhouse could not find a female senior citizen to take part in a snow-shoveling program that was rolling out. and drafted the senior center's

van driver. good sport, by the way. to make a far better photo-op. i have nothing to add to this. >> wait a minute. >> wait, allen. because i feel any commentary might actually subtract from the simple beauty of this story. i think i'm in love. all right, allen, you get the last word. >> i thought it was a man. i thought it was michael moore. >> oh, wow. >> apparently not. >> going after him. >> they're nothing alike. >> that looks like dan aykroyd. >> that's a beautiful story. people coming together for a common good. that was snow shoveling for senior citizens. the best story of the week. all right. still to come, academy award nominees are in. yippee. who should win, who should loose, and who's coming over to my place to watch the oscars? oscars is what i call my twin shaved ferrets.

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